Good Answer Award

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Past results
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Questionnaire #9 - January 2002
Good
Butts
there's been trouble at the mill and now there are flames in the pony club
10
0
slapping someone with a dead fish or pissing in their face?
8
0
should bitching people online be beaten or at the very least set on fire?
9
1
if your own shit tasted good, would you eat it?
4
0
what if sexy killer robots took over the planet and forced you to eat dirt?
5
3
what if you suddenly became a zebra but had to communicate an important message to others?
9
1
what if you won millions of dollars... would you send us some of it?
4
7
Questionnaire #10 - February 2002
Good
Butts
jack has issues with snow, what do you think his neighbors should do to him?
8
3
what horrible things have your parents forced you or a sibling to wear?
14
0
why won't you cheap bastards send us money?
3
3
should charlie have beaten george with a shovel or simply smashed all of his stuff with a bat?
5
0
what if you discovered you could never die?
7
1
what if the only way to communicate was by using walnut shells?
4
1
what if you discovered the cure to cancer?
6
1
Questionnaire #11 - March 2002
Good
Butts
no reason for us not to cover ourselves with peanut oil and throw ourselves at the walls?
6
4
what sort of images do you masturbate to?
6
3
what's in your fridge for me?
7
0
have you tried voodoo on anyone and did it work?
0
0
what if you turned into a chair for a few days?
4
4
what if you were trapped in a box with a hat, some garbage and 12 red pens?
8
2
what if instead of candy you found a message from some guy you don't know?
0
0
Questionnaire #12 - April 2002
Good
Butts
what do you think will happen to DC's tail once the end of the universe happens?
14
5
would you let us tie you up and slap you with wet towels?
11
3
assuming that x=3 and 6=2, what is the speed stupidity travels at?
10
4
admit it... you've pissed in a pool before haven't you?
13
2
what if things were different?
6
0
what if your parents pretended to go on vacation but actually didn't but sent you fake pictures?
10
0
what if the madness in the mall was directly related to the amount of pink in cotton candy?
7
1
may - closed! (there was no questionnaire so therefore no answers)
Questionnaire #13 - June 2002
Good
Butts
what do you do with your life now that you know the truth?
7
2
if i gave you 12 cents would you put on a dress and put on a little play for me?
6
1
why do you have to saw everything in this house?
5
1
what do you think your obituary will say about you?
5
0
what if houses had to be made out of toffee?
6
2
what if there really WAS a reason for EVERYTHING?
4
0
what if each country had to sterilize 1 out of every 3 people?
7
1
Questionnaire #14 - July 2002
Good
Butts
your friend has been talking to tables ... what do you say to the tables?
6
3
what song would you sing to DC and why? would you use props?
4
6
there are two doors... one is black, the other red... which do you choose?
4
0
there are clowns in the farm house & refusing to leave what do you do? what DO you DO?
5
1
what if you had to make a bird using sludge from the bottom of a lake?
4
1
what if cheese was made from something that came out of the tits of cows?
5
2
what if the oceans got pissed at us and just flew away into space never to return?
4
1
Questionnaire #15 - August 2002
Good
Butts
the air is dry and the neighbors have a burning torch in their backyard... who should i trust?
7
1
a three legged cat walked into a bar ... isn't this the stupidest joke you've heard?
4
3
demon says to dig a hole and not ask questions... how far before you start asking quesions?
7
1
do you yell 'get a job' at children? if not... why not?
6
3
what if mashmallows suddenly attacked?
7
2
what if crazed paperclips decided to go straight?
3
2
what if gum could find it's way home to you after you spit it out?
6
0
Questionnaire #16 - September 2002
Good
Butts
if ordered to 'go this way' by someone in a uniform but you were just a painting...
3
1
if we paid you twenty dollars to make love to day-old bagel pieces... would you do it?
3
0
old lady beat that guy with her purse but since the crows died there has been no investigation...
6
2
how often do you go about nailing things to the wall while not wearing underpants?
4
0
what if someone forced you to eat dirt... would you cry as you ate it?
3
0
what if paint got tired of being on walls and decided to just drip onto the floor?
6
0
what if you found out that there were hidden cameras all over your home?
7
0
Questionnaire #17 - October 2002
Good
Butts
so there is another pile of dirt on your lawn... what do you do with this one?
9
0
blue, green or black?
7
1
so the cabbage patch kids ran away, what's it to you?
6
1
clowns are creepy... don't you agree?
10
0
what if that creepy guy came over and forced you to eat dust?
4
0
what if those people down the street suddenly burst into flames?
2
1
what if this was all just a big lie to confuse you into saying yes?
3
0
Questionnaire #18 - November 2002
Good
Butts
there is blood on the pavement... what DO you do?
4
0
someone hands you a box and orders you to take it home but never open it...
5
0
if you had no other choice but to take a shit in the kitty litter... would you bury it afterwards?
5
1
is a mental spanking ever as good as a real one?
3
2
what if we were all the same?
4
1
what if all the worlds religions were based on colors?
5
0
what if we led you and a flock of geese to the edge of the world and told you to jump?
6
2
Questionnaire #19 - December 2002
Good
Butts
do you ever have missing socks that you see a few days later for sale on ebay?
4
0
how often do you go online and into chat rooms just to argue with people?
5
1
have you considered handcuffing yourself to someone you liked just to 'be close to them'?
4
3
will this be the worst holiday season ever?
4
0
what if sandals refused to stay on your feet & instead wanted to be on your hands?
2
0
what if aliens came and stole all the tuna?
2
1
what if we told you that we were shutting this section down forever?
5
0

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