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Questionnaire #31 - December 2003
Good
Butts
What was the last thing you yelled at a complete stranger?
7
2
What country do you live in and WHY?
8
0
So you're walking down the street at night and an old man comes up to you and says...
10
2
What if you were sentenced to a year of your own personal hell. What would it include?
12
1
What if aliens came and said "Hey, you want to come fly around with us?"
5
0
What if you had found this note at YOUR door?
10
1
Questionnaire #30 - November 2003
Good
Butts
if we played 'article survivor' on our site, which article would you vote off and why?
7
3
what body part do you think you could do without?
10
0
there is a fight to the death between he-man, smurfette and DC, who do you put your money on?
5
0
what if you could be anyone you wanted for a week?
7
2
what if one day you sneezed out a bird from your nose?
5
2
what if your plans for world domination failed miserably?
4
1
Questionnaire #29 - October 2003
Good
Butts
what was the worst costume you ever had to wear for halloween and why did you have to wear it?
9
1
so you're working on the Death Star and you see incoming rebel ships, do you escape? fight?
6
1
who sucks more & why: daffy duck, pingu, minnie mouse, aladdin
6
1
what if you could win a million bucks by partcipating on a show where things are...
5
1
what if one of these questions were in fact a TRICK question?
4
4
what if someone you didn't know began to send you postcards, holiday cards knitted socks ...
5
3
Questionnaire #28 - September 2003
Good
Butts
hell has frozen over and now the shit is hitting the fan...what sort of things to you expect to see?
8
1
if you walked into someones back yard and they were hovering above the ground?
7
1
if you could give anyone (besides yourself) a million dollars, who would you give it to and why?
13
2
what if you wake up one day and discover that everyone is super nice to each other ...
9
0
what if you had to choose between vampire, betty boop or priest costumes?
6
0
so some guy is dressing up like a cop and going door to door teaching people...
15
0
Questionnaire #27 - August 2003
Good
Butts
there is a pylon, a pair of dirty socks and a stack of old magazines...how do you escape?
6
3
what is the worst dream/nightmare you've ever had and did you piss the bed in fear?
9
1
you can kill one person on the planet and get away with it... who do you kill and how?
10
2
what if you woke up one day and discovered you had superhuman powers?
4
1
what if YOU were in charge of the planet?
7
2
what if you found out that your family were just actors ...
4
2
Questionnaire #26 - July 2003
Good
Butts
what will you choose to be your last salad dressing?
3
2
do you phone them back or wait for them to phone again?
9
1
that's it... we're fed up with cardboard... will you join us in our fight against them?
5
1
what if there were cats all over your roof and if you tried to leave...
7
1
commercials are getting worse and worse... what if there was one...
7
0
what if dinosaurs had learnt to eat rocks and were found living under...
5
2
Questionnaire #25 - June 2003
Good
Butts
What was the WORST summer vacation you've been on?
6
1
if you screamed right now, would anyone hear you?
3
0
what is your favorite part of this website?
6
1
have you noticed that people are getting stupider?
6
1
what if there was an evil picnic basket and the only way to destroy it was to sing about it?
6
1
what if your mom turned out to be a robot pieced together by your crazy grandparents?
5
1
what if we told you that you weren't too big to put over our knees?
4
1
Questionnaire #24 - May 2003
Good
Butts
when it all gets to be too much... what do you do?
5
0
what is the shiniest thing in your room?
7
0
a man comes to your door singing about dead musicians... do you join in?
5
1
will you trade us a gameboy color, and a gameboy advance for that new one?
7
0
what if everything was red?
5
0
what if you woke up one morning and trent reznor was there...
7
0
what if we came into your place and smashed your favorite cds?
4
3
Questionnaire #23 - Apr 2003
Good
Butts
being sick sucks... so what is the sickest you've ever been and how far did you puke?
5
3
a sock monkey has shown up at your door and wants you to play with its tail...
5
0
what is on your desk right now?
6
1
you're alone and without a tissue... you sneeze and there is snot everywhere...
2
0
what if dinosaurs came back to life and started chasing after you?
4
1
what if you had three wishes everything you wish for had to involve the color yellow?
6
2
what if we forced you to build the biggest pyramid ever...
4
6
Questionnaire #22 - Mar 2003
Good
Butts
so there are bad drivers, and there are stupid people... which are you and why?
4
0
if some tv show asked you to pretend to be a duck and wear tight shoes...
5
0
what is the worst movie you've ever seen?
5
0
what is the last strange thing you did while alone?
5
0
what if you were forced to chose between fire and water?
2
1
what if we asked you what sort of stories we should write?
3
1
what if all lighters came in ugly colors so you'd never look cool with one?
5
3
Questionnaire #21 - Feb 2003
Good
Butts
there are monkeys at the door but you're out of coffee...
8
0
what sort of things would you like to see more of in the sock monkey porn section?
3
7
if you found a lunchbox on the street... would you open it and eat the lunch?
4
2
where is your most secret hiding place for yourself and your stuff?
3
1
what if we made up stories to fool you into thinking that sheep...
4
2
what if we had a tv show where we threw things at people...
6
3
what if you were the one responsible for deciding if humankind...
5
0
Questionnaire #20 - Jan 2003
Good
Butts
what type of beverage are you addicted to and why?
5
0
when choosing socks, what is more important, the color or the material it's made from?
6
0
what cartoon character would you want to be?
3
0
are you jealous of our barrel of monkeys and barrel of monkeys keychain?
6
0
what if we ran out of what if questions and then our heads exploded?
4
0
what if laughter filled the sky instead of rain?
6
0
what if you asked someone for directions and they gave you directions to a map?
6
0

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