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Good Answer Award |
Monkey Butt Award |
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| Questionnaire
#31 - December 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| What
was the last thing you yelled at a complete stranger? |
7 |
2 |
| What
country do you live in and WHY? |
8 |
0 |
| So
you're walking down the street at night and an old man comes up
to you and says... |
10 |
2 |
| What if you were sentenced to a year of your own personal hell. What would it include? |
12 |
1 |
| What if aliens came and said "Hey, you want to come fly around with us?" |
5 |
0 |
| What if you had found this note at YOUR door? |
10 |
1 |
| Questionnaire
#30 - November 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| if
we played 'article survivor' on our site, which article would you
vote off and why? |
7 |
3 |
| what
body part do you think you could do without? |
10 |
0 |
| there
is a fight to the death between he-man, smurfette and DC, who do
you put your money on? |
5 |
0 |
| what if you could be anyone you wanted for a week? |
7 |
2 |
| what if one day you sneezed out a bird from your nose? |
5 |
2 |
| what if your plans for world domination failed miserably? |
4 |
1 |
| Questionnaire
#29 - October 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| what
was the worst costume you ever had to wear for halloween and why
did you have to wear it? |
9 |
1 |
| so
you're working on the Death Star and you see incoming rebel ships,
do you escape? fight? |
6 |
1 |
| who
sucks more & why: daffy duck, pingu, minnie mouse, aladdin |
6 |
1 |
| what if you could win a million bucks by partcipating on a show where things are... |
5 |
1 |
| what if one of these questions were in fact a TRICK question? |
4 |
4 |
| what if someone you didn't know began to send you postcards, holiday cards knitted socks ... |
5 |
3 |
| Questionnaire
#28 - September 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| hell
has frozen over and now the shit is hitting the fan...what sort
of things to you expect to see? |
8 |
1 |
| if
you walked into someones back yard and they were hovering above
the ground? |
7 |
1 |
| if
you could give anyone (besides yourself) a million dollars, who
would you give it to and why? |
13 |
2 |
| what if you wake up one day and discover that everyone is super nice to each other ... |
9 |
0 |
| what if you had to choose between vampire, betty boop or priest costumes? |
6 |
0 |
| so some guy is dressing up like a cop and going door to door teaching people... |
15 |
0 |
| Questionnaire
#27 - August 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| there
is a pylon, a pair of dirty socks and a stack of old magazines...how
do you escape? |
6 |
3 |
| what
is the worst dream/nightmare you've ever had and did you piss the
bed in fear? |
9 |
1 |
| you
can kill one person on the planet and get away with it... who do
you kill and how? |
10 |
2 |
| what if you woke up one day and discovered you had superhuman powers? |
4 |
1 |
| what if YOU were in charge of the planet? |
7 |
2 |
| what if you found out that your family were just actors ... |
4 |
2 |
| Questionnaire
#26 - July 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| what
will you choose to be your last salad dressing? |
3 |
2 |
| do
you phone them back or wait for them to phone again? |
9 |
1 |
| that's
it... we're fed up with cardboard... will you join us in our fight
against them? |
5 |
1 |
| what if there were cats all over your roof and if you tried to leave... |
7 |
1 |
| commercials are getting worse and worse... what if there was one... |
7 |
0 |
| what if dinosaurs had learnt to eat rocks and were found living under... |
5 |
2 |
| Questionnaire
#25 - June 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| What
was the WORST summer vacation you've been on? |
6 |
1 |
| if
you screamed right now, would anyone hear you? |
3 |
0 |
| what
is your favorite part of this website? |
6 |
1 |
| have
you noticed that people are getting stupider?
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6 |
1 |
| what if there was an evil picnic basket and the only way to destroy it was to sing about it? |
6 |
1 |
| what if your mom turned out to be a robot pieced together by your crazy grandparents? |
5 |
1 |
| what if we told you that you weren't too big to put over our knees? |
4 |
1 |
| Questionnaire
#24 - May 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| when
it all gets to be too much... what do you do? |
5 |
0 |
| what
is the shiniest thing in your room? |
7 |
0 |
| a
man comes to your door singing about dead musicians... do you join
in? |
5 |
1 |
| will
you trade us a gameboy color, and a gameboy advance for that new
one? |
7 |
0 |
| what if everything was red? |
5 |
0 |
| what if you woke up one morning and trent reznor was there... |
7 |
0 |
| what if we came into your place and smashed your favorite cds? |
4 |
3 |
| Questionnaire
#23 - Apr 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| being
sick sucks... so what is the sickest you've ever been and how far
did you puke? |
5 |
3 |
| a
sock monkey has shown up at your door and wants you to play with
its tail... |
5 |
0 |
| what
is on your desk right now? |
6 |
1 |
| you're
alone and without a tissue... you sneeze and there is snot everywhere... |
2 |
0 |
| what if dinosaurs came back to life and started chasing after you? |
4 |
1 |
| what if you had three wishes everything you wish for had to involve the color yellow? |
6 |
2 |
| what if we forced you to build the biggest pyramid ever... |
4 |
6 |
| Questionnaire
#22 - Mar 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| so
there are bad drivers, and there are stupid people... which are
you and why? |
4 |
0 |
| if
some tv show asked you to pretend to be a duck and wear tight shoes... |
5 |
0 |
| what
is the worst movie you've ever seen? |
5 |
0 |
| what
is the last strange thing you did while alone? |
5 |
0 |
| what if you were forced to chose between fire and water? |
2 |
1 |
| what if we asked you what sort of stories we should write? |
3 |
1 |
| what if all lighters came in ugly colors so you'd never look cool with one? |
5 |
3 |
| Questionnaire
#21 - Feb 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| there
are monkeys at the door but you're out of coffee... |
8 |
0 |
| what
sort of things would you like to see more of in the sock monkey
porn section? |
3 |
7 |
| if
you found a lunchbox on the street... would you open it and eat
the lunch? |
4 |
2 |
| where
is your most secret hiding place for yourself and your stuff? |
3 |
1 |
| what if we made up stories to fool you into thinking that sheep... |
4 |
2 |
| what if we had a tv show where we threw things at people... |
6 |
3 |
| what if you were the one responsible for deciding if humankind... |
5 |
0 |
| Questionnaire
#20 - Jan 2003 |
Good |
Butts |
| what
type of beverage are you addicted to and why? |
5 |
0 |
| when
choosing socks, what is more important, the color or the material
it's made from? |
6 |
0 |
| what
cartoon character would you want to be? |
3 |
0 |
| are
you jealous of our barrel of monkeys and barrel of monkeys keychain? |
6 |
0 |
| what if we ran out of what if questions and then our heads exploded? |
4 |
0 |
| what if laughter filled the sky instead of rain? |
6 |
0 |
| what if you asked someone for directions and they gave you directions to a map? |
6 |
0 |
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