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There is a large purple hippo in your bedroom and it's thrashing around in a drunken rage.
How do you lure it out and back into it's own apartment without having it cause more damage or causing it to call the cops and have you arrested for assaulting a hippo? And do you use cotton candy, rubber bands or glitter in any way?

If you were a robot, how would you live your life differently and would you go around boasting to everyone about how awesome you are because you're a robot?

You're trapped in a padded cell and no one will talk to you or explain why you're there. Somehow you get food everyday, but you never see who gives it to you, you just wake up and it's there. There is a window but all you can see out of it is a clear blue sky, and sometimes a clear black night filled with stars.
Why do you think you're in there, how do you like the jacket that makes you hug yourself and will you try to escape?

Are you addicted to any online games - if so, which one(s) and are you some sort of weird little elf character that has a large sword and a pet bird that squawks secret spells to you? If not then why do you hate online games so much?

If you had a heart of gold, would you sell it for what it's worth, turn it into an amulet you can wear around your neck or hoard it until the world goes to hell and gold is worth a million times more than it is now?

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