Good Answer Award

Monkey Butt Award

Past results
: 2001 : 2002 : 2003 : 2004 : 2005 : 2006 : 2007 : 2008 : 2009 : 2010 :

Results from a very old survey...

Good
Butts
Why is the house down the street from me empty?
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Questionnaire #1 - May 2001

Good
Butts
where do you think this picture was taken... and what is it of?
4
2
thoughts on various ways of making purple monkey trees
8
3

Questionnaire #2 - June 2001

Good
Butts
where do you think this was taken... and what is it of?
6
3
insane things that your parents have done or currently do
11
5

Questionnaire #3 - July 2001 (Also the first What Ifs)

Good
Butts
what if cars ran on spit?
6
3
What if all animals were trained to use toilets?
7
4
What if the world's currency became rocks?
8
4
What if stupidity could be fixed with a pill?
10
4
What if all the socks took off in a ship and banned us from making more?
10
2
Questionnaire #4 - August 2001
Good
Butts
What if the sun got pissed off and decided to leave us alone spinning in space?
10
5
what would you say is the most insane thing you've done this year
14
5
will you send us all your money?
1
9
do you secretly pick off your scabs and eat them?
8
4
write what you want
11
5
Questionnaire #5 - September 2001
Good
Butts
here's your chance to share your views on Umbrellas In The Workplace
9
5
when approached on the street and asked for a quarter, what is your usual reaction?
15
0
what's the most insane thing you've done while drunk or high
13
3
would you dress dead people up and perform plays with their dead bodies?
11
0
what insane thing did you do as a child with your legos
12
2
what if jellyfish grew legs and demanded jobs?
6
0
what if it became profitable to eat recycled shit?
4
0
what if red cured all diseases?
7
0
what if the world's religion became worshipping tree frogs?
6
0
Questionnaire #6 - October 2001
Good
Butts
having your ass slapped with a large dead fish or drinking a 'kitty litter & used pads" drink
10
2
if asked to do a private strip tease for 2 million dollars... would it matter who it was for?
11
0
if trapped in a room and given only a fork, some cheese and a parachute, what would you do?
13
0
do you listen to music backwards to discover hidden messages and if so, what were they?
16
0
what if i poked at your ass with a pointy stick?
6
0
what if we just let you put whatever you wanted in here cuz we're lazy?
5
0
what if this site began to sell wool socks instead of pushing insanity?
7
1
Questionnaire #7 - November 2001
Good
Butts
do you think that the greedy old woman deserved to live in that shack?
7
2
what is the purpose of having feet on the dashboard?
7
4
which would you prefer & why... 
10
3
how the hell did you even find our site anyways?
13
3
what if each part of your body could communicate with you?
4
1
what if a 3rd of the population turned out to be robots designed to generate revenue?
6
3
what if ladybugs invaded your ass and refused to leave?
8
1
Questionnaire #8 - December 2001
Good
Butts
a toothpick, a sock and some cheese
10
0
have you ever found anything 'unexpected' in your food?
14
1
since circles are so round and smooth, how do you use circles in your daily lifestyle?
9
4
red has recently joined us online
12
1
what if crazed monkeys ripped the roof off your place and started rearranging your furniture?
5
0
what if all television shows were about how to itch body parts with forks?
5
0
what if someone mispronounced your name to rhyme with poppy seed?
7
0

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