a three legged cat walked into a
bar and said 'i'm looking for the man who shot my paw'
isn't this the stupidest joke you've heard in the last 2 weeks?
actually no...i mean it makes perfect sense the cat has 3 legs and he talked ..whats so so stupid bout that, i find it bloody hilaurious ..I do. "im looking for the man who shot my paw"..HAhsdHHEHHHAHFHAHHAHSGERGASS!!!!..ooo too good too good- HoGZaReSpeCiaL
I don't get it... I don't think it's funny that someone shot the Cat's paw... Vengance will be swift... Entire towns will be levelled if they are found to be harbouring the criminal...- Fido Dido
It's a joke. The man should be burn at the stake.- Mzebonga
Okay, Bush gave his Wall Street speech on corporate ethics on the ninth so, that's more than two weeks, sure, I don't want to think any harder about the absurdity of it all right now. Lo, for tequila is at hand. Amen.- Your Lawyer
yes...why not? a cat cannot speak and i am rather sure that if a cat were to be in a bar after having it's paw shot off it would rather be getting drunk. takes away the pain, poor kitty cat...- dizzy munkie
No
its not stupid, its terrifying! If the cat is capable of walking and
talking, then it means they are even closer to taking over the world
than we had thought! I'll never sleep again...- Waxter
Hey its not a joke and the cat found that man and shot him in the head, good on the cat.- Sally
Sadly yes it is.- SG*
It is a sin too hurt others, especially if that cat follows the Lord. Therefore, it is a dreadful joke. - Mattew/Mark/Luke/John
actually, yes, it is. dont tell such stupid fuckin jokes cuz i dont wanna hear them.- w33nkie
no its the funniest thing ive heard since 911- Ninja
no, actually the stupidest was when I said will this hurt then slammed my dick in my dresser - Sk8erGecko
oh yea- kate
No, the stupidest Joke I heard in the past two weeks involveda bunch of singing dancing cockroaches singing about a funky towel. "Joe's Apartment" rules.- A crazy Person
No, actually the stupidest joke I have heard in the last 2 weeks would be "Who's ugly and stupid?" "I don't know, you?"- FartMonkey
yes- MrDrifta
yes...- Skittles
This is not a joke.- LubisKo
Yes, actually, this is the stupidest joke I've heard in the last 2 weeks...cats taste good though.- weirdDAR
unfortunately no. i heard an even stupider joke in church i believe but i can't say it was stupid cuz you know the big guy in the sky will kick my ass.- Miss Roger's Sweater
Nah, I've heard stupider ... A polar bear walks in a bar and the bartender says.....hold on, wait a minute, hold the phone here! Why do all the lamest jokes take place in a bar?? Are they trying to glorify bars or make them seem like eeevil places that are merely a breeding ground for bad jokes?? Anyways, there was a piece of meet on the roof and polar bear didn't try and get it because the 'steaks were too high'.- McDiablo
No. Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat when one got pissed off. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Felipe Felope- Mystic_Murray
No, because my phone keeps ringing as if I would answer it and that's not even vaguely funny.- Fantastic
No,
the stupidest joke I've heard is "why do elephants paint the bottoms
of their feet yellow?" "To hide in bowls of banana custard."
"Have you ever seen elephants hiding in banana custard?" "No."
"Then it must work!"- The Fool
no i herd a even stupider one in it a man asked if he shot his paw- frizzy
Oh shit you mean that cat actually lived?? I thought i buried it pretty well..... Hmm dont tell him where I am please... Wait its a joke oohh of course.... yep that it is pretty funny i mean if you wanot it to be stupid then sure it is........- one armed midget
2 weeks no..2 and a half days, yes.- JacKsurL
ummm... besides the one about the the guy bending over saying "hoe-me" yeah- bobspenistasselholder
This is a men in black joke, right?- Omuletzu
no.
the stupidest was all about this little guy who liked to...well he often
consumed...actually, youre joke kinda sux. yeah, it is the stupidest
joke ive heard in the last 2 weeks.- frazicus
No,
I've got a better one: Mzebonga- Sophie
That's the stupidest joke I've ever heard... Ever...- sheniqua
...no comment...- insanity crises 420
Yeah
i suppose but if you had said 'in the last 3 weeks' i can tell you there
is a really stupid joke that goes like this: "Little Tommy pricks
his finger on a drawing pin at school and asks his teacher for some
cider to soak his finger in. 'Cider!' the teacher exclaims. 'what on
earth do you want to soak it in cider for?' 'Because', says tommy, 'my
sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand she always puts
it in cider.' "- SiNiSTaR
no- Zero
sun
glasses- pope doug
Sadly no. I wish it was, tho.- FiFi
no. This is: "What's red and looks like a bucket?" "a red bucket" "What's blue and looks like a bucket?" "a red bucket in disguise!"- Fish
actually
my son is. sure that scar on your balls means your sterile. right. highly
effective birth control- meagnolia
yes- jocelynevans
...I don't get it...i only understand jokes involving monkeys...or cheese...i like cheese- jess
yes, and thats bad, considering its the only joke ive heard in the past 2 weeks.- BooBoo
Yes.- kiLLj0y
Perhaps but when do the purple ticks fly back home.- Colonel
umm...honestly I didn't know the gun was loaded...I mean why would I shoot a cat's father? *hears voices* Oh...I mean...why would I shoot a cat's foot? *looks closely* oh...it's a joke *acts innocent*- ANthraxboY
Yup.- skippy
No.- FartMonkey