what sort of images do you masturbate to?

hehe... you don't need to know this.- liz


Bees... ahhm bees! there throbbing pulsatingness is to much for me to handle sometimes but the bees are just awesome oh lovely bees. bees are the best to masterbate to, but i would have to say sock monkeys would be a close second, with bees sometimes theres to much excitment, after a long day at the zoo a sock monkey can be lovely.- Franky the one-armed midget

Hahaha I don't!- Sally

you spelled masturbate wrong, dumdum.- Slurpee

A mirror.- Mzebonga

Garth Brooks goin' at it with Steven Tyler- shortymac83

What does masturbate mean????- Hev

the powerpuff girls :)- billy bob

I download videos of DC haveing butt sex with SAnimal, and SAnimal is takeing it.- LubisKo

Donuts that wear pink socks- syko morgana

rabbit fetus'- popedoug

Vampiric ones, blood. Colour me twisted.- TwistedSoul

DC the sock monkey! Hes my idol. - BoBsPeNiS

Potatos- Fergus O'dimbal

Sexy little Sock Monkey!- Flabba the Slut

"what sort of images do you masurbate to? "- FALILV

Pictures of DC...I don't know what it is, but sock monkeys just....dammit...*Runs behind closed doors (if you know what I mean)*- McDiablo

None. I masturbate in front of the mirror. Damn, I'm a sexy mother fucker.- thanatophyte

a tree...a tall sexy tree with a mix of green and orange leaves...mmm...- AnthraxBoy

Your images of the sock monkeys in erotic positions....uh, no! Masturbate? Wha??- Swanky

pieces of cheese. cuz someday like monica on friends i want to live in a cheese house... riight.. perverts.- Miss Roger's Sweater

Hmmm... OH MY GOD! I MASTURBATE TO... UH... YOU! MAN! YEAH!!! YOU FUCKIN RULE! .. and Im.. oh my god. nevermind...- Kreepie

Masturbate ?? What do you mean masturbate ?!? I don't want to go blind, now do I ? Or get hairy hands. What kind of people are you anyway !?!?!?!?!? *runs in terror and gets hit by a truck when crossing a freeway *- freestyler

usually potato chips and yellow daffodills- Randy

my dirty underwear on a bad day...- R Dire

Dolphins, dragons.....400 pound puerto rican males......various forms of melon........- Dolpha

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! - Sophie

Janet Reno- Dolpha

creamed corn, when it's tipped from the can and spilt all over the floor, just one huge glob of yellowy-white-creamy mess....ooohhh...yeah babbyyyyyyyy....*slurrrpp*- SiNiSTaR

All sorts, espeacially dirty bitches in clown paint that really gets me goin- Blunt

i like pictures of big cow utters. (a tits a tit.. right?)- IT"S A SECRET

soc monkeys. soc monkeys doing things to other soc monkeys. soc monkeys doing things to REAL monkeys... but my favourite is soc monkeys doing things so snails.....- monkeyflags

dc would be my fave one. other than that i find octopuses quite a turn on. all those tentacles in all the places at once...- keglineq

Jesus's bleeding hands.- not a goth

Actually I find myself drawn more to watching real life, why do it alone?- imp

I tend to use mutated sheep pictures, theres something about sheep intestines and skinned carcasses that turn me on...- jonut

my erotic pinky- kat

No masturbation for me! I get enough of that at the gyno!- bananamanda

I imagine blades of grass, all covered in dew. Mmm..- OmegaClarinet

hmmmmm...... if only i masterbaited is there a answer kit on here that can educate me on the how tos of masterbaition?- Sk8erGecko

umm images to masturbate to...well most people would masturbate at porno but i dont see the point its a picture..it dont move dammmit. u wanna beat one out go and rent a video or just an ven better idea get a boy/girlfriend (whatever floats ur boat) and get them to masturbate you so u can just sit there in complete relaxation.- punk_not_poser

covering myself with peanut oil and throwing myself at the wall, wang first- C beezus

Dude thats just gross.....- Ninja

anything having to do with the words "Pudding" and "Sodium"... although I do like a good premeditated potato theft.- GENO

sewer systems and one legged woodchucks- snarf

Ok this is a fun one. I picture a red headed womna wearing nothing but a mnas dress shirt unbottened with a pair of blavk panties. She has on one of the 40 style hats and her hair is long and flowly. Not very creative but a damn fine image. - Mistofflies

when people peanut butter and jellys and open their mouth- ricidulous

moving ones- chip

Many and varied, but include: Livestock, Robert Mugabe, Cheese, Wankers, Sum 41 and Stripey patterns.- Witto

Crisp white envelopes, shinny quarters, bottles of nail polish, wall tacks, Beanie Babies, Larry and prescription bottles. - SararararararS

Not quite...- ZOT

i've always imagined masturbating to butterflies.... i don't know why... maybe being aflight makes me more wet and horny..... i have no reasoning as to why i do this....- peachikins

Grocery Coupons- F.T.L.

my boyfriend's picture, actually.- AMP

my girlfriend- mors

mud wrestling women- orion

elephant droppins=gs- butthead

um yeah i dont masturbate bc its a nasty thing that only icky people do who cant get a boyfriend or girlfriend!- ibejustpeachy

Not telling you- neville

Images in my of my first true love. That's not a fun response, it's the truth. I guessyou could say my bathroom wall too.- Lizard

I used to masterbate to porn but you know i've grown sooo much over the years and i've come to notice there are some beautiful things you can't ignore like the discovery channel i mean seeing those elephants go at it really turns me on and i get all hot and i have to releive myself of that sexual tention...- evilbunniesfromthefurturewilldestroyusall

um, i donno, cool ones- gatto

Inside of my eyelids- Chaiz

why? are you trying to increase your collection?- sarinie

sock monkey porn.- Fido Dido

Pornographic priests and innocent little boys.- jessie

Free ones.- Omuletzu

The kind most do- Brett

chickens. always chickens.- frazicus

caviar- popedoug

none - I use music- Mystic Murray

3 elves wrestling in a vat of oil while trying to fist each other with artichokes- Fish

heath ledger...lol....:)- EvilSara88

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