| damnit all there is to eat is soup and damn pizza pockets... i can't take it anymore what's in your fridge for me? |
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leftovers- liz I have pickles, corndogs, ketchup and cheesewhiz. Would you like to have a picnic?- MeowMix well last month when i brutally murderd that fat red haired japenese man i saved some of the parts for my collection. I would be happy to share his ears with you, and be happy theyre not even starting to mold yet!!- Franky the one-armed midget meat which none of you would like, milk,frittata,frozen chips,icecream,jam,vegemite,cordial - you could make something out of that couldn't you?- Sally cold soup and cold damn pizza pockets- Slurpee Shhhhh... Don't tell the cops but it's my family. But they've been cut into small pieces. Would you like a piece of Grandma?- Mzebonga SOup and pizza pockets, sorry-
shortymac83 Chocolate mousse, beer, Steak, beer and a cooked chicken......will that do??- Hev
human heads, fingers, toes.- syko morgana we've got lumps of it round the back *eye twitches*- popedoug Er... blood, cheese, raw steak, oh and a tomato but I think that belongs to my flatmate.- TwistedSoul green furry animals! I grew em
myself their pretty tasty too! With a lil tabasco sauce and
warmed up in the microwave- BoBsPeNiS Potatos- Fergus O'dimbal Sock Monkey pieces and Peanut Oil thanks to your suggestion.- Flabba the Slut if i wasnt living inside of a giant piece of cheese anymore then i would sell you some old leather shoes . . . you could eat those you dumbass- FALILV
A bowl of shit.- thanatophyte
Well there's some good ol' meat n potatoes if you want some meat on those bones! But, if you're really brave, then there are some containers in the very back, that um have been there for quite some time...*shudder*- Swanky do you like mashed potatoes? cuz i've had em all week.. i even got a note from my aunt saying "there are potatoes in the fridge the green things in it are onions don't pick them out!" i'm 18 darn it and i'm still told to not pick out the green things. they were yummy too.- Miss Roger's Sweater eggs.- Kreepie Ice cream. I always have ice cream. It goes well with everything from carrots to coffee and oatmeal. It's inexpensive and easy to eat. If you eat it straight out of the package, all you need to wash is the spoon. Also, you can make a milkshake out of it. It cools you when it's a hot day and if it's a cold day, you can still eat it when you start a fire in the fireplace. - freestyler
My mom's vaginal pads and some batteries...- R Dire ummm, lets see here...... there's a lot of fish here, and various entrails from certain species that i'm not at liberty to divuldge at this point, for fear of incriminating myself- Dolpha Nothing. You can't have anything from my fridge.- Sophie Janet Reno & Pee Wee Herman are in there performing various sexual acts on top of the moldy turkey, take yer pic kid......- Dolpha some green stuff that lost its label...but anyway, being green, it must be healthy...you know what they say, eat more greens....- SiNiSTaR Nothing really, but you can eat the moldy cheese in my dresser drawer if you're that damn bored- Blunt i have a few heads of lamb- IT"S A SECRET eat me! eat me! although im not chilled like the people in my 'fridge' i have this peanutty taste and the smell of almonds....- monkeyflags i have a giraffe in my freezer..- keglineq ...Ice... meth oil (kidding)- not a goth Dr. Pepper and Beer assorted leftovers.- imp An elephant left footprints in by butter....i killed it, its urs if u want it- jonut some lima beans, squash, some thick yellow stuff coming out of a japenese girl's pussy- kat Fat-free chocolate brownies!- bananamanda Well, there's a lovely severd leg, it's got some age to it but I'm sure it's still good. - OmegaClarinet nothing of any value to a crazed sock monkey on the edge of starvation trust me don't try many uh great sock headz have died infront of my empty fridge- Sk8erGecko pizza pockets!! throw them away u evil sock-monkey-thinghy.well in my fridge would be probably crunch or fruit corners ummm REAL PIZZAS,beer,coke whatever ui can afford but did u know with 50p intescos u can buy a feast for 4 people which includes 24pack o crisps,lemonade,biscuits and sumfin else i dunno what.- punk_not_poser you keep soup in the fridge?- C beezus truck stop sushi- Ninja
6fingers,3legs,2skulls, a shoulder and a half a grundle- snarf Something I like to call capalashlogan. Its a mixture of red jello, chocklate pudding, and orange juice. You let it sit for 3 weeks and watch it grow. When it attacks you for opeing the firdge THATS when it ready. - Mistofflies a head- ricidulous What's a fridge.- chip
Call it my Mother's fridge. I have no say in that matter. She's a "Wild Oats" whore whose fridge houses almond milk, home made tortillas, wellness water and lettuce wraps. Shot me now please.- SararararararS Frozen cane toads my brother collected for 50 cents a-piece.- ZOT stale bread, some pickles and some uncooked pasta.... maybe we can whip up something together and use the whip afterwards.........:)- peachikins John Bobbit's Manhood- F.T.L. umm an apple.- AMP I don't have one- mors cow fecese- orion well i don't know whats in your fridge but i will take your pizza pockets and shove them up barneys aass- butthead anything you want i have a wide varity of yummy things to eat!no- ibejustpeachy Week old cake, flakey home made biscuits, flat creaming soda and some chocolate that looks like its been there since before i was born- neville Graprefuits, lots of soda, some leftovers at the back that may be hazardous to your health, plus a lifetime supply of caramel for dipping apples in (but I never actually dip any apples in it, I just eat it plain).- Lizard Hey i like those damn pizza pockets...but hmm lets seee i've got some sharp chedder and tuna...miracle whipp and some sour dough.- evilbunniesfromthefurturewilldestroyusall um pudding and actual pizza, i mean geez, ooh and about anyhting you could ever want to eat besides cheeze or other evil food- gatto u can have some mustard? or that thing in the bowl thats covered that i havent seen in ages....or u can have some jam- mono Dunno...feel free to browse around but you might have to kill it first. - Chaiz Soup? Pizza Pockets? Why are you complaining??? That's a feast! Will you share it with me? Please please please please please!!- sarinie dammit janet! my fridge is also empty... hang on a mo... methinks theres a food stealing monster aboot. RUN FOR YOUR WIVES! i'm scared. hold me close.- Fido Dido Sur strömming. That's rotten fish if you don't know it.- jessie Raw meat.- Omuletzu old underwear, three year old preservatives, and condaments- Brett milk, ham, cheese, vegetables, juice, shrunken heads, fruit, eggs, corpses of karate victims, lettuce, coffee, chocolate, that little man who turns the light on...and of couse, left overs. that sort of thing. - frazicus sardines- popedoug ice- Mystic Murray Me- Fish hey, pizza pockets are damn good....and why should i give you anything out of my fridge? but maybe if you ask nicely....- EvilSara88 |
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that..you starve- billy bob