what if instead of candy you found a message from some guy you don't know?

i would reply under the name of my wall knome george with a letter that reads: So is that what you really think..or.. were you thinking in the gutter when you wrote this letter! - FrEaKgUrL

just what if...- AnthraxBoy

if i found candy from some guy i don't know i would be very suss and sleep on my back for at least three consecutive nights- the demon

i would get all nervous and my hands would get all sweaty and i would giggle uncontrollably, cuz you know.. it's a boy! hee hee hee *runs away like a little school girl*- Miss Roger's Sweater

go back to the store and find the asshole who sold me the "candy" and ask him why his numbskull brain couldnt figure out that it was a thin slip of god damn paper and not candy. ask him why hes even getting paid his measly $4 an hour and then force feed the message to him, then make fun of his shoes until he cries like a little bitch cries cries cries. "then here ya go DC i saved the wrapper for you...."- franky one- armed midget

AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! STALKERS! THEY'RE ALL GONNA SLIT MY THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!! then i'd read it, crumple it up and throw it away. - Kreepie

I'd go see him and kick his ass and get my candy- Sally

sit down and start crying cause i was really looking foward to having some candy- randy

Well i would go and find this guy and KICK THE MOTHER F*#@ER FOR TAKIN MY GOD DAM CANDY!!!- Phat Matt

I would tie him to a tree and then poke him with a long sharp stick while hurling various assorted insults in Swahili at him because he DEPRIVED ME OF MY FUCKING CANDY AND HE CAN GO BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!- The Fool

is he hot? nevermind that he might be a rapist or a serial killer or a cannibal... or a serial killing rapist who eats your liver for the protein. actually... that would be a more interesting relationship now wouldnt it? boring guys buy you candy... the cool ones cut you up for your spleen!- Empriss Nikon

id want to know where my candy was. and how was this stranger involved? i think a full scale investigation is needed. nobody replaces my candy witha note and gets away with it!- frazicus

I'd find that guy and give him such a poking.....- Dolpha

Well... it depends on what the message said... but... where the fuck did I get candy or a message from in the first place? Are you insane?- R Dire

oh what a treat! i'd eat that, messages written on paper are waaaay better than candy...- SiNiSTaR

It wouldn't happen. I never get messages.- Fergus O'dimbal

Oooooh, look. It says: "HI BOB, JUST ARRIVED IN LEYTON BUZZARD. THIS PLACE IS A SHITHOLE. THING I'M GOING TO GET DRUNK. AFTER THAT, I MIGHT WALK UNDER A BUS. YOURS FAITHFULLY, DICK" So I would write in reply: "HELLO THERE, DICK, THERE IS NO ONE CALLED BOB HERE. YES, LEYTON BUZZARD IS A SHITHOLE. I'M SURE YOU'RE QUITE AT HOME THERE. GETTING DRUNK IS PROBABLY ALL YOU ASPIRE TO IN LIFE SO GO FOR IT. AS FOR GETTING RUN OVER: NO ONE CARES. NO ONE WILL MOURN YOUR LOSS. SO FEEL FREE. BYEEEEEEE MZEBONGA"- Mzebonga

It depends who the guy was. Is he decent or whatever? Ya know what, I think that I might start answering all these questions with other questions of my own! Yeah! So.........ummm....... ... guess I can't think of a question right now ...- Dolpha

reply with an exceedingly long, loquacious, eloquent and somnambulistic "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"- Not Napoleon Bonaparte

I'd read the message and maybe ask him what it means, then I might cut his head off with my axe HA HA HA HA- Blunt

i would ask where my candy was. afterall chocolate is wel...ummm...great...- keglineq

you would take the note, and write back, return it, and he would probably rape and murder you.- pig

I hope that his writing is legable...- imp

i am not that kind of guy- Bob

I'd eat the message and hope it tasted like caramel....if it didnt I would find the guy and eat him....- Jonut

i'd eat the message- bitch aka kat

I would see if he was cute or not, if he wasn't I wouldn't date him- bananamanda

i would eat the message- popedoug

I would try to piss the guy off... God put me on earth to piss every one off, if I don't know him, I haven't pissed him off yet.- gone postal

that would be the last time i excepted candy from low budget pornographers in exchange for pleasure- Sk8erGecko

I write back and tell him "We'll have none of your kind around here".- Mzebonga

strangers give the best candy.... i would read the message. and depending on what it said, eat it.- Fido Dido

pretend i know him and take his candy- Ninja

i'd think, it was the thought that counts, and eat it anyways.- Crazy soda can crusher

Clearly you would shoot him in the head for being a looser and then you would use his body to sculpt a statue of DC to place in your home.- chip

i'd shoot that asshole- midgit

then i would send him a message telling him all about myself even though he could be a stalker since he did send me a message instead of candy (which is sad cause i really like candy) and i dont know him but it would be weird cause im a stalker myself and what would really be weird is if he was the person i was stalking and wait scratch that the first rule to stalking is not to inform the person of their predicament of having a stalker until at least after the first six months of your stalking them and then that would mean that the person that i am stalking was stalking me first so wait it couldnt be the person i am currently stalking cause then i would have to know that he was gonna send me a message instead of candy and then that would mean im not a very good stalker but i am cause you never figured out that it was me that was sending you those letters confessing my love for you. o damn! it hasent been six months!- dumb blonde

ah would eat the fuckin message - gerry

Simple I'd eat it anyway...shame to miss out!!- booboo

I'd eat the message too, good ol' fibers/carbs with out the fat!- SararararararaS

I'd use it as toilet Paper.- F.T.L.

i'd die- derek

i'd probably keep it and eventually frame it.- AMP

i'd start stalking the police and go 'I'm having bacon sandwiches tomorrow!!!' outside their office with a loudhailer- turquoiseraven

I would track him down and demand my candy. What an asshole...no one takes my candy and gets away with it! If the little jerk refuses to give it up, I'll beat him up with the Stroke 9 song "Kick Some Ass" playing in the background. That would set the mood nicely, wouldn't ya say? - McDiablo

id read it- skittles

does it matter? - popedoug

i would write him back- oriongk

i would write him back and say i love you- butthead

wouldn't do much 'cos i wouldn't know them.- foetus

eh?- bloody hormones

I would ignore it- Woodstock

i would hope the message wasnt good, so i could publically burn it to make a point- cheezy

i'd be pissed cuz i like sugar more than people, especially people i dont know, so GIVE ME MY DAMN CANDY!!!!!!!!- dandru

Instead of candy where?? Instead of candy in the supermarket? Instead of candy inside the wrapper. Wow we could communicate and then it wouldn't be some guy I don't know!!!- sarinie

I guess I would't eat it. Of course that's only a guess.- jessie

I would eat him. He is delicious- Fish

i would read the message- gizmo

I'd write him a message back asking him if he knew anyone called candy- Mystic Murray

this is a stinky monkey butt award......that's what it's all about- swirliegirl

"I have your candy! Mwoohahaha! Give me all your money and I'll give you back the candy!"??? I would starve!- Omuletzu

I would eat the guy that ate my candy while it is still in his body... but it's so wierd eating a total stranger...- Geno

Eat the Message- BillyGoatJoe

well...i would reply to the message by using a walnut. than i'd pretend to be the stupid oblivious little girl that hes looking for....and when no one was home invite him over...just when hes about to do whatever he wanted to do...i'd call my sockmonkeys over to help and together we'd tie him up, cover him in salt and put him in a room with nothing but goats...that way he gets licked to death and all his skin gets licked off of him by the goats......ew. ~urmom

id find him and kick his friggen ass and ask him were he is hiding my candy..of course...- double

id eat the message, then hunt down the guy who left the message and puke it up on him and start screaming "WHAt DiD YOu Do WiTH MY CANDY!!!!WHAT dId YOU DO wiTh MY CAndY!!!!" till he tells me. - hopsgotcaught

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