do I get extremeley annoyed when people are tradtional?
most traditions are ridiculous so they tend to get annoying to
those of us with our own minds
know some people eat monkies and gorillas, like in africa and
shit? Hey DC, have you ever had to run from someone trying to
eat you? Besides that flabba the slut person?
yes they do... to some cultures the cow is sacred and they don't
eat it... and twice but i survived
by some of your answers in the last questions update, it seems
that you think Miss Rogers' Sweater and I are, in fact, the same
person. This is not true ... we are two entirely different people
who both happen to enjoy a good Slurpee and love to complain about
school. My question is, where are my pants? McDiablo
no i know you're seperate... perhaps it is you who are having
the identity crisis... do you deny that you have gone out and
bought your own sweaters to pretend to be miss rogers sweater?
do you deny you sometimes sign your name as hers just to see how
my cat jumped up on two out of three kitchen counters, the microwave,
the dinner table and even, somehow, managed to jump up on top
of our dollhouse. She's not allowed to do any of this stuff ...
what kind of drugs is she on? McDiablo
none... she is a cat and demonstrating that if she chooses to
do these things, she can and WILL
Why do Christmas
commericials have to be annoying? I mean, I like Christmas and
all, but the ads suck. Why don't these marketing people put out
something funny that I'd want to see again .. not some 'heart-warming'
ads always suck... xmas sucks... and marketing people have their
heads up their asses from what they're told people should think...
when i listen to songs by the Smashing Pumpkins i get to feeling
very sad, nostalgic and depressed. I almost feel like puking.
Is this at all normal? I feel so verrry alone... *sigh* - SiNiSTaR
yes it is... why do you think jcp and vers 'wedding song' was
i get really
tired of smiling at all these clowns who think my sole purpose
is to serve them and deliver to their every whim and fancy. I'm
so fucking sick of it. What the fuck can i do? - SiNiSTaR
punch them in the gut
opinion of fuck buddies and people who have them? - SiNiSTaR
if both are aware and consenting then i see no problem as long
as they are smart enough to not breed as a result of their arrangement
read Catcher in The Rye and i fucking loved it. Have you read
that yet? - SiNiSTaR
of course i have! it is a good book
know Jesus has his own website? He actually invites people to
bathe with Him. Would you do it?- SiNiSTaR
no i wouldn't... i don't trust him
i find cheap strippers, quick? - SiNiSTaR
near the airport
life suck so much
if it didn't then the good parts wouldn't seem quite as good
with the world today ?
the humans have screwed it all up
feel sad for the guy who plays frodo from the lord of the rings
. Every one calls him frodo now. He can't go to a store or a resturaunt
without being called frodo. I can not remeber his real name but
this is why i don't want to get famous or anything like that.
What do you have to say?
well i would think that sucks... but then again... he got paid
a lot of money and it's his job... people should pay me that kind
of money too
If i where
a short person i think that i would find it offending to play
as a Munchkin or an Elfi n a movie. People get to laugh at how
funny you look in your umpahloompah suit and they're not laughing
at your costume they're laughing at you ! I think its sick to
see someone cracking up over your misfortune ( unless your getting
hurt but not seriously hurt ). What do you think about this subject
i think that they can be talented actors as well and if they choose
to act in those roles then why not..
If two ducks
meet at 3:00am in a grocery store on TUESDAY, one with a massive
head wound and one with a gerbil stapled to its wing, will the
potatoe chips become soggy if they tell each other to peel a carrot
and throw it 20' across the pond and they both do it at the exact
same moment? if not then will Bill Clintons milk become sour ?-guy
you didn't consider the 'egg' factor... which makes your whole
question null and void
so i be
a keener and start doing my homework today (friday)? - Miss Roger's
a keener? i haven't heard that term before... and sure do it so
you can slip into a coma for the rest of the weekend
start wearing my white glasses without lenses again in hopes of
starting an anti-fashion trend? - Miss Roger's Sweater
sure... it might hurt to try but that's part of the fun
my mom is
leaving for mexico in less than 2 weeks.. should i be afraid of
3 whole weeks with my brother? - Miss Roger's Sweater
not at all... you should be afraid of the hidden cameras installed
all over your house
is it wrong
that i am strangely amazed by my cowlick's eagerness to be spiky?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
it's not wrong... just different
Why do i
have to bake 16 dozen cookies for girl guides? - Miss Roger's
you are a sucker and agreed to do it
is younger than me and has recently beaten me with the 'getting
a boyfriend' thing. Is it normal that I am not depressed about
why should you be depressed? so you don't need a boyfriend to
have a life... i say you point and laugh at her for having to
deal with the relationship bullshit
Do you want
to go downtown and break a window with me? McDiablo
Do you have
a silly nickname for your mayor? Or is your mayor, unlike ours,
a smart guy? McDiablo
are you assuming my mayor is a guy? how horribly sexist of you
you do if someone just came up to you and randomly said, "Oi!"?
i'd say 'bloddy hell'
do you like?
stuff like that
if i say
"jungle" does that mean Im a jungle man? Do you like
the world Jungle? I think it's a funny word.
no it doesn't and nor does it if you wear a loincloth in your
Do you like
peas? how about carrots? do you like them together? would you
like me to bring you some in a flower decorated dish?
sometimes, yes, not really... and no
your cat come to my door last night begging for food? she claimed
you hadnt fed her. I think thats mean.
that's not my cat... that is a imposter cat
in the interest
of furthering our acquaintance, i will need to ask you 2 very
important questions: first, what do you think lewis carroll meant
by, "'twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble
in the wabe: all mimsy were the borogoves and the mom raths outgrabe"?
secondly, what constitutes 'great amounts of money' to you, as
i would like to request a sexual favor....
1. no idea and even though he may have been questionable around
children some of his books are good.... 2. anything over 1000
your favorite beer?
i don't have one
a good tip for people who want to breed shrews?--Syko Morgana
one dead shrew won't get you anywhere
I saw in
this movie this girl went like AHHHH and pulled this 7" long
metal thingie from her head.. why ?
it probably tickled having it there
a stoner ?
dave's not here man
you find more attractive: Sweet, sensitive Girls who like wearing
make-up and dressing-up and doing all the girly things in life
or, Girls who like listening to rock music, don't really care
about make-up and are interested in motorcycles and cars and...
well, yknow, stuff like that. *TAKE NOTE: Both are nice, kind,
funny and fun to be with.
the one that doesn't care about make-up and isn't girly...
If you could
kill one person on this planet and get away with it, who would
i'd find the person making all the real decisions in the world
and kill them because this planet sucks
Why do people
say "money doesn't grow on trees" when it does? I mean
paper is a fuckin tree, cant they think of a better saying?
no they are stupid
really stupid when you think about it? I mean, it's just slapping
two parts of your body together, in this case your hands, and
creating noise. When lots of people clap I want to yell at them
and kick their children. Don't you think clapping is stupid?
clapping is mostly annoying but sometimes it gives you something
start a new comedy/sports series called Retard Football... don't
they already have that show...
you draw the line between real insanity and just being silly?
when you become a danger to yourself and others instead of just
being the local oddity
your opinion, is the most hideously ugly vomit inducing music
to slaughter cattle by song ever written? FartMonkey
christmas carols especially if they are being sung by a choir
of children, celine dion, brittney spears, the mom from 'all in
the family' or maria carey
the first year where I'm just not excited that its christmas,
and am completely not looking forward to it. Is this because I
am a teenager now and teenagers are supposed to hate everyone
and not care about anything? Or is it all the jellybeans I've
been eating lately?FartMonkey
its mostly the teenager thing... but those green jellybeans are
the root of all evil on tuesdays so i wouldn't count that out
as an answer either
say... what in tar nation... where is this "Tar Nation"?
can i find it on a local map?
they're making things up to confuse you... kind of like this 'stage'
we're apparently in
work tomorrow and I have to get up earlier than usual. Will I
be able to pull it off? McDiablo
no so you'll fake it like the rest of us
I work at is full of old people who walk slow and shop, but mostly
walk slow ... should I ask someone to install a moving sidewalk
for them? I'm sure they'd appreciate it. McDiablo
just push them and then shovel them into various stores
was over and wanted me to print up 30 copies of Christmas letters.
Who the hell is she sending these to??? McDiablo
you and your family... for the next 8 weeks
Why is it
that the song you hate the most is the one that always gets stuck
in your head? McDiablo
just to piss you off until you freak out and start repeating words
over and over and over
i have just
finished baking about 20 dozens cookies... permission to slip
into a coma? -Miss Roger's Sweater (almost wrote cookies)
yes... and send me some of these cookies of which you speak
is my headache
the reaction to (a) baking dozens and dozens of cookies (b) listening
to my mom 'oldies' radio station while baking dozens and dozens
of cookes ? -Miss Roger's Sweater
both a and b... plus the whole alignment of the moon thing
i am happy
to see the "no cheer here" section of the website..
is it wrong for me to dislike christmas with a passion? - Miss
hell no... its annoying... only good part is the time off work
i dried and folded my brother's laundry,
should i send him a bill in the mail? - Miss Roger's Sweater
my brother? I have baked donzens of cookies and he has not come
running home as if cued... should i be scared or rejoice at his
absence? - Miss Roger's Sweater
rejoice and eat as many cookies as you can before he comes home...
be sure to vomit upon his return
Why do so
many people think money is made out of paper, when it is really
made out of cotten? (Nameless)
its made out of plastic army men
Why do advertising
companys try and use beautifull women to get me to buy things.
One really hot chick is not going to get me to want to buy a stupid
fucking botle of colone. It only makes me want Hot Chick.(Nameless)
they think it works and that's as much thought they put into it
url> This story belongs here. Why don't you buy it? (Omuletzu)
with what money? with the millions i make off of the stories from
here? why don't you buy it for me?
do you think there are so many pot dealers named Dave? And where
did that theory come from? I've heard people say it for years
and research has supported it. Also, Dave usually has kindbud.
What's up with that?
i blame dave and his mac
.. I started work in the mall at the good 'ol chocolate store
again today and I'm already going crazy over the Christmas music.
Should I just be grateful that they didn't play an Celine Dion
Christmas tunes? McDiablo
yes you should... that would be cause to cram your head into the
dorky Literature teacher like my essay? McDiablo
Do you have
an explanation as to why my cat is so fascinated with garbage
cans. I know cats are easily fascinated with thread, dangly objects,
window panes and their own reflection .. but what is up with this
garbage can fetish? McDiablo
it's large and can hold lots of stuff... cats like that sort of
functionality in objects
just love the smell of the garbage disposal? (this question was
inspired by the previous question) McDiablo
fire be it has no mass no weight and takes up no space you could
stick your hand through it and it wouldnt move or shift so i ask
how can fire exist
it doesn't actually exist but since the humans and plants THINK
it does, it somehow seems to
How do we
know that corn is yellow? Can you prove it to me?--Syko Morgana
last time i saw corn they were not yellow and that one guy had
hair like monkey tails
How do I
take care of sock monkey bites? It didnt hurt, and there was no
blood, but I still need to do something just because it would
annoy me if I didnt.--Syko morgana
put a bandaid on it and have mommy kiss it better.. if that doesn't
work then you'll have to amputate
are my hereo. Now what do you do?--Syko Morgana
i strut my funky stuff
Am I obsessed
if I start having dreams about DC and The Insane Domain? Not saying
I did.....Just if it happens one day.. you know..Ill know what
to do...--Syko Morgana
if you do then yes you're obsessed but thats ok... just send us
gifts and money
cant fob me off again with your foolish answers to my goddamn
IMPORTANT questions. surely you must realise that i depend on
you to answer my life threateningly important puzzlers. okay.
now, im an alcoholic, an insomniac, bulimic, and the general consensus
is that im a bit of a psycho. i also have an imaginary friend.
what i want to know is, should i take steps to change myself?
stop drinking, can't help you, stop that stupid shit and that's
ok... and imaginary friends are ok too... so just work on the
drinking and throwing up
the answer for your existence ??? By the way, where the h### m
42... answer to life, the universe and everything (thank you douglas
adams) and you're HERE
something very nasty and horrible... run away
why am i
doomed to spend my life alone with no woman by my side why do
they hate me so much?~Sk8erGecko (i have returned after great
time just like in the prophecy)als ocan i also bribe you wiht
a slc punk tape i don't wan't mine anymore i watched it to much
i can see it in my head if i close my eyes and i dream about it
meh just focus on something else like sending me presents in the
mail and not the 'look what my cat made for you in the sandbox'
the emergency exit? - Disco Bill
to your left and straight down 200 miles
can i send
you all the money in the world? i need to send it to someone you
see. - Disco Bill
yes... yes you can
how do you
like your nipples? Do you like them big like, pancake nipples?
or small, or how?
i take them any way they come
you bi, or did i just read some of the questions wrong. sorry
im much too lazy to go back or them ad it would be quicker for
you just to tell me or bitch me out for asking after somone else
check it out yourself
is it that a guy in Miss Roger's Sweaters' creative writing class
read a poem about 7 Eleven? McDiablo
was it a good poem? if it wasn't then he should be beaten with
Do you ever
get weird food cravings? McDiablo
yes sometimes ... i like cheese
the word 'scrunchie' come to be? McDiablo
i'd tell you but then i'd have to look it up or put some thought
into a dumbass answer for you so just think of a good answer for
is my last Psychology class ... should I dance up a storm to celebrate
or just quietly take my exam? McDiablo
take the exam and then do the dance
the country Hondures do for Christmas? Do they even have a Christmas?
i don't know... email someone from there and find out yourself
really evil and out to get all those who eat them?
If it happens,
should I be afraid of an insane lifejacket trying to drown me
when the planet has run out of water? -WTF/NTM-
pretty much... but then again most life jackets are just out for
Do you believe
in the evilness of spatulas?
not unless they come into direct contact with my ass at an alarming
really a drug against war?
why yes... haven't you seen the video? it explains everything
if you dream
about losing your teeth like lots of times already, what does
it means it's time to move onto different dreams
the medicine that makes your throw up?
that red stuff...
Why am I
so cold? (Omuletzu)
i blame the snow, the weather patterns and that guy with the fake
hair that tells me all about them
whenever someone, or i, ask a questioni really want an answer
to, you somehow try to make your way around it?! Damn you DC,
no idea what you're talking about... perhaps you're just not understanding
the meaning of the big words... or maybe you are in such deep
denial about my answer that you just think that i haven't answered
it when in fact i've given you nothing but the truth
it say you updated today the 5th when you didnt? how stupid do
you think we are? do you think im gonna waste my time browsing
this whole damn NOW boring site(since your lazy ass doesnt update
or add anything new anyone) for something that was updated today.
i did and you're just one of those people who try to think all
'different' by doing silly things such as pretending to live a
day in the past when in fact you don't...
what? Do you hate peopel who don't express any emotions at all?
I think its scary. --The Anti-Christ--
just leave the vulcans alone... they don't need their emotions...
they've got pointy ears
a country so uprightous and full of itself continue to believe
that it is the best when everyday when the media shows how shitty
it really is with little timmy and tommy having mini-gang wars
with their fathers mini-gang guns. myself im amazed that they
managed to get to the point when they can ignore other countrys
enough to make themselves look bigger in their news to deceive
themselves into believeing they are better for shame. and since
i answered my own question, would you like some pie? - Disco Bill
only if it's freshly made pumpkin pie
the coldness of my house, should i just stay in bed forever? -
Miss Roger's Sweater
absolutely... there was once a man named Jimmy McBuggin and he
decided to that very thing... he was in bed for years... met a
nice lady... accidently lit the bed on fire while trying to have
a candlelit dinner and since his legs were so weak from never
being used... he burnt to death in his bed...
would you most like to get jiggy with, and what is infiity minus
infinity? hahahahahaha you have been questioned by the god of
since i'm going to pretend jiggy means 'hang out with' i'll say
david bowie because i saw a show about him the other day and he
seems like the sort of person that would be cool to hang with
feeling gay? why is the sky blue? no-really, i'd like to know...
???? ?? ????
not today, something about water vapor/light refraction... and
that's all you're getting
why do i
keep finding myself playing solitaire on the computer? - Miss
it's a great way to increase your mouse coordination... and if
you get very anal about you it can achieve a wicked time... the
quickest i ever won a game was in 72 seconds...
i have no
school until tuesday, what am i going to do with myself? - Miss
you're going to get out some uncooked noodles, your paints and
construction paper... then you're going to build yourself pretty
pictures of castles and strange creatures
I have a
sharp pain in my foot, why is that? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i wasn't going to say it was a dead baby bird but then i decided
a great number of critism that my website rips yours off - which
it would do if I hadn't had the idea before I came here - I created
a section in my new forum called "theinsanedomain.com is
better than boggoblin.co.uk because..." and no one has said
anything about it. Why? - Mzebonga
whats scary is that i posted to the boggoblin site and i have
no idea where it went and i got confused and then i cried and
the whole thing got blurry for awhile...
a lot of weird things on my computer desk. For example, there
is this bottle of bath and shower gel to my right. What the hell
is it doing there? McDiablo
it's getting ready to attack... and on my desk there is a simpsons
coffee mug... half a chip bag... a screwdriver... some pens...
some cds... usb cable... one of my speakers... a lighter... a
tim hortons coffee cup... and a safety pin
the hell am I doing here? McDiablo
helping me come up with ways to kill the bitch who lives above
me and seems to enjoy her hobby of dropping coins down her drains
or walking her fat noisy ass all over the apartment as loud as
she can... she must die with horrible pain
this sudden pain in my wrist come from? McDiablo
you should be sitting properly... legs 90 degrees... feet flat
on something... arm 90 degrees to the mouse... and stop dancing
around like that cuz that's not helping
I talk to on MSN likes to just suddenly say *loads up his m-16
... shoots you*. Is there something wrong with the air in New
there is something wrong with all the air on this planet... and
as long as he doesn't actually DO that then i'd just find something
of your own to threaten him with such as 'loads up slurpee sniper
gun... shoots you' or some shit like that
bite me on the bum if i pay you a dollar?
alright but only if your bum is clean... am i to draw blood?
I AM the
neighbour whose grass is greener, I cant live with this jealousy
going around, what can I do ??
salt the land so nothing may grow... then they will all be sorry
you take shits on people and lick it off there face..whats up
you heard wrong... i THROW it at people and they cry it off
do you think of someone who is permanately stoned? McDiablo
i think 'why do i care about this? oh yea, i don't'... i'm way
more concerned with that guy in the purple hat that sometimes
has a bike but other times doesn't and it's the same bike but
he has no home so where is this bike unless he's faking the whole
thing and just doing this shit to confuse me
Do you have
a favourite key on your keyboard? Mine is the Print Screen key.
i like the DELETE key... it's always there for me
Why do I
find a documentary about the Cirque du Soleil to be so damn fascinating?
it's the way those people bend....
cat is truly curious about this electrical train we have around
our X-mas tree. How long before she gets electrocuted? McDiablo
how long before you sick freaks unplug the thing and stop putting
electrified toys out for your cat?! (actually there
probably isn't enough current there to harm your cat and the wires
are most likely covered in plastic anyways to prevent that very
sort of thing from happening...)
a scarily creepy customer who comes into work and makes perverse
comments to me. ive tried telling him ive spent time in hospital
for substance abuse, time in jail for abuse of children, and time
dead just for fun, but he insists on harassing me. should i murder
him with a stick and blame it on my boss?
no... just have him 'fall' and blame it on some ice or water or
cool when we lite people on fire?
not always... but i'm not allowed to talk about it
times does a peanut butter man make peanut butter?
all the damned time and it's pissin me off
WORLD ! WHy not ?
ummmmmmm..... nope... can't come up with a reason not to
My cat somehow
climbed up our (fake) X-mas tree ... even my now deceased cat
didn't do that! What happened to her fetish with dangly things
(ie: ornaments)? McDiablo
well i hope your deceased cat wouldn't be up your xmas tree...
and my parents have a cat like that too... once they figure it
out i'll let you know
know Shoppers Drug Mart has a post office...'cuz I didn't...?
they are sneaking things in there all the time when you're not
think of the stupidest question someone has asked you (and please
don't say 'this one' ... hehee)? McDiablo
it would something that i deleted... and i don't make it a habit
to remember that sort of information... so my answer is no, i
can't think of the stupidest question
not at the moment
i am adequate
this horrid holiday season end? - Miss Roger's Sweater
not soon enough... it will drag on for a few more years until
they find a new one
why do i
feel sick? i'm not sick at all.. what the hell.. - Miss Roger's
it's your socks playing head games with you
done all your christmas shopping? i am rebelling against the system
and probably doing none.. take that capitalism! - Miss Roger's
i was dragged out once with my mother and the evening ended with
me dragging her out of the mall in a headlock
kills cats, how do they plan to take over the world? I'm guessing
it's all just a conspiracy. Not the world domination thing, I
mean the curiosity thing. Yeah. FartMonkey
the whole thing was made up as part of a disinformation campaign
to lull the humans into a false sense of security
I know you
hate britney spears, but do you hate avril lavigne? Do the facts
that she is canadian and hates britney spears help any? FartMonkey
who? never heard of her
figure out why Americans(me) make fun of Canadians(you). I don't
see the problem.I have no actual evidence that you talk funny.
Avril Lavigne is cool AND canadian. Let them explain THAT. Wait,
no, let US explain that...dammit now I'm confused FartMonkey
humans are just stupid and they make up excuses to feel better
then others... we're so much better then them because we're smarter
every family gathering have to deal around the stuck up family.
I hate the stuck up family. I hate the mother, the father and
thier children. I would like to kill all people who think they
are socaly better thain others. "For I shal eat thier harts."
exactly... this year i am hoping to avoid this family and the
constant discussion of the neighbors and what kind of cars they
the purpose of armpit hair? who invented pie? If your friend had
sex in her bed last night, but there are no visible stains on
the sheets would you sleep in that bed?
i'm not allowed to tell you... Mr. Filling... and i'd sleep in
my own bed, not my friends
went with the who and how? Blurry? - Mzebonga
<slaps you> snap out it! i told you to stay out of the catnip!
think it's just sick that eminem's old crappy shack of a house
where he grew up is selling on eBay for like a gajillion dollars?
goddamn! - SiNiSTaR
it is sick... but hey... if some idiot is willing to pay for it
then they deserve to have it taken... whoever said that 'a fool
and his money are soon parted' was right
i told God to please let me die in my sleep. However i woke up
today and found that i was still alive. What the fuck is wrong
with God? or is there a god? wait, why am i asking you this? -
yea i heard your request and i was busy last night... you'll just
have to wait
this animated life-size santa thingy at most of the malls i visit
and it does this obscene dance where he kinda shakes his bum and
wiggles his crotch. What kind of fucking santa is that to let
kids see? - SiNiSTaR
i think it was made by priests who have recently 'lost' their
positions in the church
hurt when a chick is givin head and she has a tounge ring and
it gets in the hole
i would imagine it does
you think of sum41?
mcdiablo/miss rogers sweater always ask questions about her parents
or cat? is there something going on there we should be concerned
they are seperate people and we should only be concerned with
the duct tape monkey smothering someone in their sleep (maybe
you? maybe me?) and that plastic bin filled with month-old green
do you do when somebody gets you a Christmas present you really
don't like? are you an asshole about or it nice?
depends on who it is and what the gift is... if it's breakable
then i drop it...
a pathological lier and what is its disorders
someone who lies a lot and the disorder is them lying a lot
this lump on my left testicle what should i do?
take a shower and you'll find it's just some leftover pudding
that harded from last weekend
why is my
shit brown? i mean you can eat a fucking rainbow of colors, but
it all ends up brown, the only thing that survives is the shitty
did you ever have an art class or some paints? have you never
mixed all the colors together? the combination of all colors is
brown... so when you eat lots of colors... your shit is brown...
i mean... ignoring the whole actual process of what's really going
on with the digestive process of course
seems to have found a guy who has the ability to bake cookies.
How many males out there are able to do this? It just seems like
a rare talent (since my dad can't even cook Mr. Noodles)... McDiablo
i sense some sexism... so only girls can bake cookies? are you
saying that only women belong in the kitchen? just because your
dad isn't that great at cooking doesn't mean all men are... jcp
can't cook anything unless heating up her coffee in the microwave
counts as cooking
had iced tea in awhile ... but I'm drinking some right now. Do
you think it's missed me? McDiablo
i think so... it felt a bit left out of the whole beverage drinking
moments you've been sharing with the other drinks
I work in
a mall and I was on my way to the bathroom when I heard jingle
bells down the hall ... it was Santa! He said to me, "Good
morning, Merry Christmas." I just said, "Hi." Are
you proud that I didn't run off in the other direction? McDiablo
i'm proud you didn't run off... but you forgot to kick him! next
time follow through with your mission
is armed (and possibly dangerous) with her school's digital camera.
Are you scared? McDiablo
yes... tell her i'm not home
you could be bribed with PS2 and GTA3. How about Vice City?
sure... send it NOW
do you agreee
with me that america is a big fascist imperialist greed monkey?
leave the monkeys out of this
Sweaters' mom went to Mexico for the holidays. Is she going to
have 100 of her closest friends over for a 'get together'? Does
she even have 100 friends? McDiablo
no but if you count all the personalities in her friends heads
time is 6:52am ... Miss Roger's Sweater and I are both up. We
have an exam in about an hour. Who the hell expects one to think
at such an early time?? McDiablo
they have a 6:52 AM now?
proud that I ate breakfast (I usually skip it)? McDiablo
what is breakfast???
I bet one
of these days I'll spell my name wrong and accidentally send the
question off without correcting it ... and you'll laugh, won't
i'll not only laugh... but point at the mistake as i laugh...
then i will forward the mistake to all i know and all the cats
i know... we will all laugh and you will laugh at first until
you realize why we're laughing and then you'll fling slurpees
at us and we'll just laugh and laugh until you cry and then we'll
have tear slurpees
little vioce inside my head and he keeps useing all my kleenex
and when i tell him to replace them he refuses and the bad thing
about it all the little mother fucker has a bad mouth on him.
Waz up with that!!!******kleenex girl
your voice should tell you not to say 'waz up with that'... and
to send me stuff... and to stop it with the kleenex
invented first, pants or shorts? Fartmonkey
shorts... they grow into pants as they get older
gray? Disc or disk? FartMonkey
gray... disc for cds... disk for floppy disks
Why do the
five minute fries take eight minutes to cook? McDiablo
they don't... you've gone crazy
If I start
a riot, will I get protection? McDiablo
not around here... we're the insane type that do crazy things
Will I have
to put away all those damn boxes by myself? McDiablo
of course... boxes stopped moving themselves ages
getting up early lately for work. Is it sad for me to now think,
"Woo, I start work at 8:30am tomorrow. I can sleep in!"
i'd quit and tell them to shove those boxes up their asses
Hey DC I'm
back, how does this make you feel? - dane
kinda sick... but then it goes away... sick again... now ok...
your opinion on flavoured milk? - dane
i'm pro-chocolate milk but anti-milk in general
is my guestbook
getting popular? first you sign it, and then Mike from Mideck..
-Miss Roger's Sweater
mideck is copying me and probably has a secret sock monkey suit
hidden in the closet
my mom is
officially out of the country.. slurpee party? - Miss Roger's
shopping or my english final exam... which one is worse? - Miss
shopping is always worse
i get erotic pleasure from your porno ?
you are a sick twisted freak.. thats why
grasp the rules... When do you kick me out and give me my complmentary
can of sausage meats ?
we just kick you out and kick your ass
Do you suspect
any of the (I beg forgiveness for having to use this term) regulars
who ask questions here to actually be one person? FartMonkey
well i know that two of them are seperate people... but beyond
that i haven't actually thought about it... are you trying to
tell me something?
knowlege of how bees have sex enough to make you never ever touch
or smell a flower ever again?
well i'm not fond of fondling flowers as it is... so i think i'm
ok with it as long as i don't think i'm a bee and try to pollinate
my wristwatches all slow down or go too fast? Whatever it is,
it works gradually...once I figure it out those bastards will
have it coming to them...I could also accept advice on methods
it's the magnet in your head that your parents forgot to tell
just the best overall solution to everything? Speaking of which,
is Sanimal dead? It's about time for his semi-annual question
mostly yes... and sanimal is brain-dead
I do to people who constantly are reciting toungue-twisters, especially
the Peter Piper,etc. one? I've had just about enough -FartMonkey
slap them so their lips swell up and they can't speak as well
If I told
you to stand on the blue line, you would deliberately stand on
the green line just to spite me, wouldn't you? Fartmonkey
no because that would be what you were expecting... instead i
would argue with you as to what 'blue' is
Do you smoke?
tobacco? hell no
comes from blue and yellow, where do blue and yellow come from?
blue comes from the land of bluania... and yellow comes from the
sun as a gift which is actually a curse but ah well it makes the
planet light up
a little of both
day a former friend droped a some what new glass pipe I had bought.
I beat his ass. Today he tried to replace it with a crappy used
brass pipe. I took the pipe used it, then beat his ass. If I see
this low life tomorow what should I do? (Nameless)
beat him with the pipes and insert them into his ass and force
him to buy you a new one
can't cook anything unless heating up her coffee in the microwave
counts as cooking". Can VER cook instead? (Omuletzu)
well of course... otherwise why would she marry him?
the insanity runs rampant... and so can you" What does that
mean? That I can run rampant here? Explain that! (Omuletzu)
you mean you haven't been? hahaha... hey everyone! point and laugh
shopping be any better if you could just get everything you want
for free? (Omuletzu)
that and if the malls were emptied out so i could shop in quiet
what do you expect from one? Dance, drink and chat or women fighting
over men, uninvited guests arriving with wine in plastic bags,
some poor guy barfing his guts out and everything blurry because
you drank too much? (Omuletzu)
are usually answered every other day, or every day. either way
come back and find out" When will you change this to conform
it with reality? (Omuletzu)
well i'm hoping to have reality conform with the statement...
but this whole 'work' thing that i've explained to you guys is
still there to make me spend time elsewhere... if i get even 10%
of this site's visitors to send in just 10 bucks a month each...
then i can update this site daily... constantly add new stuff
have work to do, but I can't get started right! The deadline is
drawing near and... why is it called deadline anyway? There is
no line and no death, usually... and I just can't work for more
than 2-3 hours every day (today I won't work at all). Advice?
(Your advice'll probably be late.) (Omuletzu)
see you understand this whole stupid work thing.... i say you
use fire to resolve the 'deadline' issue
have enough food for today's lunch. After lunch I have to travel
- 1.5 hrs by bus and 3 hrs by train, plus the time I wait for
the train and bus to come. Why am I so lazy? Someone just came
to ask if we want food - she went to buy something. She didn't
enter this room, but I heard her asking. I could have just yelled
that I want, or got up and... but noooo! I just sat in my chair
and... I suck! (Omuletzu)
i've had that happen... that bitch... she should have asked you
if you wanted food too
i'm feeling a bit nastalgic and going through all the old questions...
will you answer me like you would 3 years ago? please? *HUGS*
hahaha luv nikon
hell no... i'm way more bitter and not easily sucked in by your
harmless 'luv nikon' anymore... i know that behind that is a nikon
that wants to kick my ass and pinch me... don't you deny it...
wow... asking questions even after 3 years??? you must have serious
issues like i do...
Sure I move
boxes around all day (and heavy ones, mind you), but how weird
is it that I like my job? McDiablo
it's a good thing that many people can't say (like me)...
people get it through their skulls that Miss Roger's Sweater and
I are two different human beings? Sure, we both like Slurpees,
ask questions involving our parent(s) and pet(s), but .... well
... yeesh! McDiablo
well you know how people think... 'all insane people look the
like to meet Bob Barker and possibly steal his little microphone
for me? McDiablo
yes... i would beat people with that thing so you'd have to take
it away before i broke it
Why do you
answer your questions so frequently, are you some kind of robot,
or a Jewish person?
if i were a robot i'd be replacing body parts instead of seeing
the doctor and that nurse that likes to bruise my arm up every
time she takes blood from me
up with all the hats? FartMonkey
i'm pretending not to notice the hats
those rings that get on your important papers from when you accidentally
set down your coffee cup on them? Do you know if anyone owns them?
Cause if nobody does I guess they're mine...along with all the
burnt out lightbulbs. FartMonkey
don't you touch my burnt out lightbulbs...
I have gone
anti-comma. Would you like to be an anti-commaist too? FartMonkey
i use my comma when needed in sentences so just leave me out of
choose the hair dye, the tape recorder, or the spoon? Or would
you weld them all together into one uber-destructive force that
would eliminate mankind? Or would you just sit on your lazy butt
and sing about cheese? Fartmonkey
i would use the tape recorder and tape my songs about cheese...
then i would sell it online
none of the fortune cookies I have encountered lately do not actually
contain fortunes? I mean sure the little paper is there but they're
just dumb chinese sayings about feeding men with fish for a day.
you're getting those messages too? i thought i was SPECIAL damnit!
a vein pop out on my forehead when I talk about explosives -Matt
I seem to
be enjoying hanging around with people three years younger than
me ... what do you make of that? McDiablo
nothing... age is irrelevant with some people... if you like them
then good for you
until my nails just suddenly break off? McDiablo
i say you show them who is in charge and break them off yourself
to be a cat lover, DC. What say you start a section when the members
send in pictures of their cats? Aww ... cute little kitties....
well you see... we would then have to charge you money for that,
as it would take up a fair amount of space/bandwidth that otherwise
WE would be paying for on your behalf... which is unfair
asked me if i was excited about lord of the rings 2 and at first
all i could think about was of frodo and sam getting it on...
then i started to think of midget porn and then i remembered seeing
some that made me sick, i think it was swedish midget porn. anyway
are YOU excited about LOTR2? - SiNiSTaR
i'd be excited if someone took me for free
i thought that i had seen it all, my eyes popped out my dick got
hard and i dropped my jaw. but... i don't HAVE a dick! What the
fuck? - SiNiSTaR
damn... what was it you were looking at?!
anyone eat fruitcake, the only kind of cake i know that is heavier
than the oven it is baked in? - SiNiSTaR
i have NO idea... that shit is just sick
run upstairs and smash my roommate in the head with his guitar?
It's not like he's being very loud but, he doesn't seem to know
how to play it and I'm in a bad mood.
Do you agree
that sex ruins friendships when you fuck somebody you've known
for a while and then it doesn't work out?
depends on the maturity of those involved
no... gonna send some to me?
If all the
questions we ask are rendered 'pathetic' by pressing the button,
how come you give good question awards to questions that are,
like all the rest, pathetic? FartMonkey
do you actually think there is logic to be found here? hell no
Is it all
just a scam? FartMonkey
of course! everything is always a scam
your feelings towards emoticons? I myself have never been close
to emoticons...I get the feeling that I'm being tracked by them...you
know? Gives me the creeps. FartMonkey
sometimes i use them but very rarely... vulcans would never use
with cheese in the middle... WTF where they thinnking??
that sounds wrong on every level
in digital clocks, between the hour and the minute (like 7:30),
there are two dots? Why isn't it one dot? Or three dots? Who thought
of making it like that? Or does it make it that way by itself?
Are there really really advanced little digital clock minions
awaiting beneath the earth's surface to arise and kill us all?
to track you when the emoticons aren't able to... so you rip them
out of your clock... or cover them so they can't spy on you
the palms of black peoples' hands are white (usually)? FartMonkey
no idea... that would be something to look up on a medical site...
something about pigmentation though
happen to have any relatives in India? I heard there are some
temples where monkeys are holy, and that there's even a monkey
God by the name of Hanuman. Legends speak of him highly and rate
him as a bit of a pyromaniac. The last time I saw him handing
out fruit to people at this Hindu temple. U know him by any chance?
i probably do... the monkey family is quite large... perhaps i
should visit and find out for sure
I will change
my site so it isnt at angelfire cause i hate angel fire cause
they have adds cause they suck ass, what internet thingy group
thing do you do your site at? - dane
i hate angelfire... we use www.ihosttech.com as our hosting company
considered a hemit crab for a pet? - dane
no... i am owned by a cat and she doesn't allow me to have any
do you think
americans eat to much cheese? - dane
they eat too much of anything that isn't good for them
is ti good for? - dane
if no one
is around and you are asleep and you fart but it is never smelt,
does it really exist? - dane
has ended up in Prison, Should I hang around till he gets out
and use him for the sex or should I tell him to get fucked and
use some other poor fella for sex?..... Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
i say you get on with your life
it take so long for girl guides to go to sleep? - Miss Roger's
its the blue uniforms... gets them all wound up and giggly
i get to finally get a good night sleep? - Miss Roger's Sweater
when you are dead or really old
as happy as i am that i passed literature? - Miss Roger's Sweater
probably not... unless you send me presents
4 days since i've had a slurpee.. am i going to go into withdrawl?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
i'm surprised you haven't already
my leg? Last time I saw it, was when I was with you. So what have
you done with my leg? - Fido Dido
um... i thought i gave it back... ?
heree...isn't the word spleen funny?~SG*
no... EMU is a funny word
WHY DO I SUDDENLY
DISLIKE THIS SITE?! *cough* no updates *cough*
with all this xmas bullshit going
on... i think i deserve a bit of slack... either that or you can
*cough* up some money so i don't have to work anywhere but on
this site... then there would be updates every day!!!!
Has it ever
occured to you that we are The Sims and that God actually enjoys
the game? AnthraxBoy
i think if that's true then he/she is doing
what i do... and torturing us
why do the
good question award dino heads look different?I dont like them.
I think the other ones look better. Does my opinion count?
no not really... but thanks for sharing
a cotton sock monkey, or polyester?
I AM, but
then again I may not be, Lucky guy this Zaphod B. who doesnt give
a rat's ass, but then again, He is just this guy, You know him
he rocks and i don't care what you say
was on the fritz. Are you happy that I found life beyond the internet?
you mean there is life out there??? when did THAT happen?
Do you believe
in carrying out the morning ritual known as 'breakfast'? McDiablo
usually no unless my mother forces me
I have to
give my local college my money so I can get eduMAcated there ...
should I middle finger them when I leave? McDiablo
of course! they expect it
provide me with some statistics as to how many preschool children
worldwide have eaten paste this week? FartMonkey
all of them... so 100% and any who say they don't are LIARS
If the 'Wicked
Witch of the West' gets flying monkeys..how come we dont?..And
does the 'Wicked Witch of the West' (W.W.W) control the 'World
Wide Web' (W.W.W)? -Skittles
those monkeys want to work with her... they have contracts and
benefits... you don't just 'own' flying monkeys... and of course
Do you think
us kiwi's will keep the america's cup? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
Am I crazy
or is it just lack of sleep? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
it's a little of both and quite frankly i've had enough of dreaming
really noisey people living in the flat next door, should I pull
out a base ball bat and chase then down the road every time they
make a sound?- Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
yes you should unless they are having a competition... if they
are then you should join in and see what kind of prizes you can
like to be my new flat mate? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
no i don't share
I drink... Gin and L&P or Canberry cream and milk....... -
mix them all together
my site from stupid angel fire to brinkster so i have no pop up
adds or anything now so will you change my site link from your
selection of site which are at angel fire if i send my new address
in an email to you? - dane
why should i? i don't even see a link to this site from yours???
i'm outraged... after all those questions i've answered and NOTHING...
not even a link
wont try anal sex but she lets me stick my finger in her butt.
She says she feels like pooping it out, i want anal sex with a
woman and most probabaly i want that woman to be my wife (not
as man so no jokes) , what should i do? - dane
i say you get a real doll (www.realdoll.com)
Do you like
David Bowie? - dane
i like the 'outside' and 'earthling' albums
canadians lumberjacks? - dane
of course not
happen if I drank 10 gallons of water in 1 hour? FartMonkey
well i'm sure at some point there would be a lot of pissing and
puking of water... can i watch?
If I told
you that the new design for the main page is cool, would you think
that I was just sucking up? FartMonkey
well no because i'm not the one who did it... so i will tell jcp
and she will be pleased
you want for christmas? besides money.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
fight club dvd... time off from work (paid)... dune by frank herbert
and any heinlien or larry niven books (i think i have the spelling
right but i'm too lazy to check)
is it a
bad thing when the gas station lady recognizes me, and asks how
my brother is doing? - Miss Roger's Sweater
hell no... maybe you can get free stuff sometime... is she cute?
is it ok
to travel about a half hour just to place a pylon (or two) on
a friend's doorstep? - Miss Roger's Sweater
not at all ... especially if it will make them a) laugh their
ass off b) scare the shit out of them or c) make them think someone
is stalking them
7eleven is getting so darn hi-tech? - Miss Roger's Sweater
it is? i haven't been in one for a long time
I am officially
broke ... okay, not entirely broke, but most of my money is gone
for educational purposes. Want to help me rob a bank? McDiablo
nah.. its much easier to just start up an ebay store and sell
crap to idiots that pay too much for shit
the 'send your pathetic question' button twice before the question
was actually sent. Did the button have a moment of rebellion or
it probably did... or it thought your question was so pathetic
it didn't want to send it... next time bribe it with cheese
Is it really
a small world after all (shoot, now that song is stuck in my head...)...?
well sometimes it is... and stop thinking about that song
If you are
calling someone a loser in text, only you spell it "looser",
and not on purpose, is it just backfiring your label onto yourself?
yes... so you find a new nickname to use
Do the three
colors that make up this entire site have some meaning, or is
it just that white and red on black looks cool? FartMonkey
we like black backgrounds... and the red and white stands out
the best on it... and the red is BLOOD red
If the earth
is flat, what's on the other side? And if the earth is round,
what's in the middle? FartMonkey
it's round according to a few sources... they claim on the inside
is all sorts of rock except it's in liquid form... sounds a bit
strange though so i think they are lying and that the reality
is the matrix
call me a mother fucking insane idiot? klenex
only if you pay me to
Do you know
of any of those websites where you type something in and the computer
says it? I saw some people at school using one of those but I
can't find it...I need to make some prank phone calls. FartMonkey
no i don't actually... i just use my own voice...