have this great recipe but i lost it, it's a recipe for a delicious
brew, i memorised it but i forgot one ingredient...the ingredients
are eye of newt, wing of bat, asshole of butterfly, and tongue
of aardvak. what's the last thing i need again..? - SiNiSTaR
two cups of sugar
of lizards. my friends advise me to face my fears. So if i eat
a lizard will the fear go away? or will it eternally haunt me
in my dreams..? - Watermelon
i say you dress up as one and live as one for a few months...
then you'll understand them
if a girl
came up to me and said wanna have sex what should i say?
well you have to make a judgement call... i mean if this girl
says it to anyone and everyone, then if you really want to risk
a disease then go ahead...
Did I fart?
i'm not sure... try it again
tastes like caramel. What does yours taste like?
i haven't tasted it yet... when i do then i'll let you know
are knieves? - Mzebonga
well according to a random book i picked up, the answer to your
question is "Why start at the bottom?"
i know... but what can you do
Is it normal
to have cold feet all day long and every stinkin' day of the year?
well it's not normal for me.. but perhaps it is for you
my mom and I went bra shopping, and my brother came along. He
was rather petrified to be standing in the bra section. He'd turn
around and come face to face with a bra and scream in terror.
What could have possibly frightened him so much? McDiablo
i'm not sure... bras are nothing to get embarrassed about unless
you trip over one
get sexual thrills out of our experiment. is that good enough
reason to do it? if not, i will personally stroke your tail until
you orgasm. - Fido Dido
yes... yes it is
am i not one of the great powerfull people that run this site
and get to make fun of and mock all it's members???? how could
i become so great and powerfull?? and when shall i destroy you
weak and pathetic idiots that don't know shit from shit. i know
because i play with shit. hahahahahahaha!!! don't worry maybe
goathead will go easy on your souls or maybe not. i don't know.
why are there no boobies on your site and when do plan on putting
some boob pics up?? that is all. -cookypuss-
well you'd have to pay me... and then you can play with my shit...
we'll find some boobs after that
it's me again but i gotta know where midgets live?? do they have
their own community or what?? -cookypuss-
i'm not sure... i would assume they live like everyone else...
of pie do you prefer?
your adbivce and went in the froum.. I think I am addicted now..
eeek... how do I quite my addivtion?? ~ Jeppu I needy
first of all... you must deny that you do want to quit... i mean...
is it that bad?
Is it bad
that that you go to bed at like hmmm we will say 12 which really
means 3 and get up at 2 which really is like 2 but you are still
tired? i thought you were suppose to get llike 8 hours a sleep
or somethig and not be tired?? ~jeepy i needy
supposed to... doesn't mean you HAVE to...
steve been being gay lately?
i don't know... sometimes it's because he just talks too much
and tends to exaggerate... maybe because he tries real hard but
somehow doesn't get a grip on stuff... maybe it's because he's
not changing at all... just the same old way and you've changed
to find pink flloyds music on line
do receive everybody's socks. They sneak out of your washing machines
and make their way to my house in Australia, where they are allowed
to roam free in my sock refuge, never to be tortured by the likes
of you again. Why can't you people just be kind to your socks?
Can't you see that they yearn, they cry out for freedom from your
feet? How would you feel if someone grabbed you out of your nice
happy quiet sock drawer, shoved his/her foot up your ass, and
proceeded to walk on you all day?? Not very fucking nice is it?!?
Think about that next time you get a pair of socks. If you really
want to be kind to your socks, Place them in a nice dark and quiet
sock drawer with other socks so that they can rest and reproduce
in peace. Your socks will love you for it, and when the day of
the sock revolution comes, only those who have been kind to their
socks will be saved. All others will be burnt in a pit for the
enjoyment of the socks. I've warned you . . . Take my advice or
perish!!!!!!!! Hahahahahah!!!! - Fish
that's it.. i'm sending all my socks to you
ya know that person that looks into your window every night and
follows you around town in a 1983 Pinto. yeah ..... well thats
not me. oh yeah did i mention you dropped your pocket??
oh hey... well now i'll wave at you... and you can keep the pocket
know that the reason I have partook of signing my postal communiques
with the nomenclature "the obsequious, hypergolic, quixotic
and peripatetic Fish" is that in recent times I have developed
a certain proclivity towards the disturbing use of a fish in experiments
designed to induce certain degrees of insanity in the urban populace?
(HA!! Try saying THAT fast!!!) - Fish
i tried and it hurt... from now i'm only going to say things slowly
i go to slap the shit out of this little son-of-a-bitch. he is
really an asshole and i have a quest to beat his ass. where would
it be most likely to make him bleed and not get caught by the
authorities? - The X
the back, the upper arms, the thighs, and try slapping... as it
hurts but only leaves temporary marks if you do it right... so
no bleeding as that will leave marks
do u lick
speed for you
well i don't know... i haven't tried it
you eat the last piece of Fiddle Faddle? You know it is my favorite.
I can not believe you would hurt me this way. After I bust my
ass to ask one question every time EVERY TIME!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?--
you dropped it on the floor.. remember?? i don't eat that shit
since the cat pissed in the box... didn't i tell you?
you ever jumped into a swimming pool and then realised there was
no water? -Mystic Murray
twice... perhaps three times but i'm not sure
you ever "knocked the stuffing" out of someone? Giggle
giggle -Mystic Murray
knocked no... fucked yea but we put it back in when we were finished
survive another brutal friday? R Dire
just maybe... if you put that fake memo on your bosses desk...
or teachers... or throw fish guts at the sun
the sticky stuff on the back of a post-it made out of? McDiablo
ground up children, plastic clumps and goose feathers
of my hair keeps changing... What does this mean? R Dire
it means you're hair is very expressive... encourage it
I got paid
50 bucks to shave off my goatee, am I a sellout? R Dire
no... grow it back and make another 50 bucks...
two beers... one in each hand... they're both the same in every
way... Which one do I drink first? R Dire
try both at once... why choose?
could... Would you sleep forever? Live in a neverending dream?
yes i would but only certain dreams
is the good question award character supposed to be? A dragon,
bird, lizard? whatever he is, he sure is cool.
i think it's a dinosaur bird-head... ?
a baseball game...wish me luck?-Berpee
i hope you hit people with your bat and they get hurt
a math whiz? Wanna help me?-Berpee
well i took some math courses at the college but i don't want
to help... those days are over
an evil force that is out to destroy our lives......or is it just
it is out to get you specifically, but math as a whole is generally
trying to help the humans... if it weren't for this whole 'religion'
bullshit then numbers would be a little less likely to find people
like you and toy with them needlessly... you're just one of the
millions of scapegoats math is using to pusnish humans for their
Is it normal
to have an intense fear that your pants will suddenly fall down
in public and proceed to attack passers by? Vista
not at all... to combat this fear you need to find a pair of your
mothers underwear and wear them...
that paper bag have a label on it saying "Charades"?
well obviously someone has been thoughtful enough to go to the
'Charades' store and buy you some stuff... you're a spoiled brat...
i hope you know that
crocodile beeeeeeeaaaaaaaautiful? Steve
well krikey steve... that one sure is a beaut... i reckon you
terrify the shit out of it for awhile
a pair of pants for 7 bucks today.. not as good as my 6 dollar
pants.. but still cool right? - Miss Roger's Sweater
still cool as long as it's under 10...
two tapes of classical music today.. (99 cents each) am i going
to hell? - Miss Roger's Sweater
you ARE in hell... what do you think this planet is about??? anyways...
enjoy your tapes
bought 6 rolls of coloured duct tape... what should i make with
it? a duct tape monkey? - Guitarded
yes... that would be great... send pics
have to take my guitar with me to school anymore but i still feel
like i have to.. is this like separation anxiety? - Guitarded
yes it is... try bringing a small keychain guitar to hopefully
stand in the place of your real one while at school
i go about breaking my slurpee addiction? - Slur-peed Kid (formerly
why would you want to go and do a stupid thing like that?
Have you done
it on a plane, have you done it on a train, have you done it in
your bed, have you done it on your head... would you could you
with a goat, would you could you on a boat...? - SiNiSTaR
no, no, yes, kinda, no, sure
everyone gets to know there marks for there finals and I dont?
and also why is the weather so annoying every day here? i mean
4 mins later it is raining when it was sunny before?? ~jeepy i
well you've done so well that everyone is in shock and wants to
see your marks for themselves... the weather is fucking us over
because we've fucked it over... it's just getting it's revenge
start at the bottom, I read the whole thing and then it said knieves.
I want to know what knieves are. Tell me, NOW, bitch. WHY WON'T
YOU TELL ME? - Mzebonga
<faking> i have no idea what you're talking about.. you
must be CRAZY... crazy like that guy who does that thing with
the rabbit and it doesn't look like a rabbit but he says it's
one but he's CRAZY so who really knows...
u do this?
it makes me feel like a big sock monkey...
down but goes up when happy but likes warmth and lives in the
cold..and enjoys peanuts and watches you when u dont know it..?
mr. freedles... he knows i know he's watching...
a minor minorty or a big league minorty?????
i'm me... i think... i'll go check
ate my question again. i asked a question. and u didnt answer
it. bastard. i hate the fucking world. kill everyone. kill every
last fucking human. kill em all. dont bother with fancy methods,
just make the fuckers die. dont bother with painful methods, i
just want them dead, ya hear? kill the bastards. let them all
die. shotguns will do. so long as they end up dead. this will
be real genocide. we will kill every single last human. i dont
want to take the easy way and use nucleur weapons. i want each
human dead. not 1million in one shot. we will take to the streets
with our guns, and shoot everyone. we will set up carbombs, and
kill the people who try and stop us. we will destroy. we will
purge. and when we're done we will burn the earth. we will set
the earth ablaze. fire will consume everything. noone will survive.
when do we start? - Fido Dido
i will help you with this... we start NOW... as for the form eating
questions...?????? maybe the voices are telling you lies again
and trick you into THINKING you typed in questions?
no i do not
I get so jealous
well you're insecure... it might have begun when you were a small
boy/girl and your parents would whisper over your crib 'you suck
you little fuck, you should be jealous that everyone but you is
smart and worthwhile...'
you!~!~!~!~!..i know bout u guys.u cant fool me..no one can fool
me...u can fool them but not me...hehe..u guys are so gay...
the intelligence level of this question has been rated: -18
know that one in three men have tried self filachio
the other two are just not admitting to it... it's like people
who say they've never masturbated... and if they're telling the
truth then what the HELL is wrong with them???
right? Are there only 10,000,000 ways to love somebody? Frankly,
I can think of 10 and 2 of those would require me to take up gymnastics
as a pro. So, are there actually 9,999,990 other ways to love
somebody and, if there are, should I think severely hard about
shacking up with Shakira seeing as she knows all 10,000,000 ways?
Plus she's Colombian, anybody want a coke? - Mzebonga
10000000 ways? hmmm... she should provide us all with a list and
diagrams so we can try them all out... i sure as hell don't know
I did't do anything wrong!!! And why do I have to ask a pathetic
question every time I'm here? And why do I have to ask why I have
to ask a pathetic question every time I'm here? And why do I have
to ask why I ask...eh, skip it! Just too many questions that won't
it is REQUIRED that you ask a pathetic question... everyone else
pose a threat to sock monkeys?--Mistofflies
sometimes... it depends on the vampire
the list of people you hate you say that you hate people with
those fucking stupid mufflers and that you want to stick them
up their asses.... surely if you stuck the muffler up their butts
theyd just piss you off by making heaps stanky farts?
well in the process of shoving it up their ass there will be lots
of tearing and ripping of flesh to accomidate the new object in
their ass... due to this damage, i would think that it would either
kill them if done properly, or just injure them so they would
be unable to fart... if they did manage to push one out then i
would have to beat them with their steering wheel until they stopped
really a fish?
yes... it stopped being a mammal years ago....
happy the Canucks won? McDiablo
no... i'm happy the LEAFS won
of course... did that sound convincing?
u like our lady peace?
i just don't... they do not appeal to me in any way... i do not
enjoy their music
no talent or originality!..why do u like them?
that is only your sad opinion... i do not need to justify my tastes
to the likes of you
love to have your job..how'd you set this thing up? wait!!..do
u get paid for this?
no i do not get paid for this!!!! i wish i did so i could spend
time to answer this every day as well as complete work on the
insane tv shows so you people can download them... but then we'd
have to be able to afford the extra bandwidth charges which of
course means that more money is needed... so once you people cough
up cash then hey i'll spend 5 days a week updating and making
more stuff... but until then i'm poor and have to have a real
if i was
a rapist and didnt like sex.. would i have physico(spell?)problems?..which
would mean i like to give myself pain. ... ...but would i still
go to jail to hurting others or a mental hosipital?u think anyone
would belive me?
yes you would have many problems... i would say kill yourself
and all your problems will be over
do u think
date rapes are wrong?..
my computer downloading the program I want? Vista
it hates you... you have to uncheck that option under settings...
you behave the full cheap cats before Mitch does?
i'm going to use a paddle, some movies and glue
sanimal do here anyway????...doesnt answer any my questions..
the bastard..You should kill em or do something that would cause
pain or harm to him ooor u could just kill em, be easier, I think
everybody would like that. .. ...-AnTi-PoP
that is a damn good question... what DOES he do? too bad there
wasn't an ask JCP section so we could get to the bottom of this...
I GET RID OF WOOD CHUCKS ON THE FARM
Europe a continent?
i blame society
I take my anger out on? McDiablo
brittney spears, michael bolton, my neighbors
que c'est? McDiablo
damnit i said NO MORE OTHER LANGUAGES UNTIL YOU TEACH ME THEM
please say "EEP!!"? - Fish
hell no... well... no..... perhaps.... no.... ummmmm... no
socks died in bringing you to life? - Mzebonga, the boggiest Bog
Goblin this side of Boggy Goblin Bog.
they didn't lose anything... they evolved to become me...
ever been to Boggy Goblin Bog? It's boggy and there are goblins
there. It's a bog. - Mzebonga
yes i have... that and the bog of eternal stench... boy did that
things? I'm good I haven't been on in a while because ............we
got another cat. His name is Jengo and he is a 6 year old blue
pointer siamese. He didn't like us at all first but now he does.The
poeple who had him before were going to put him down because they
were going travelling ,how bad is that? We said no way we'll take
him. So it has been very chaotic in our household trying to get
used to another cat. So thats my news so yeah what do you think?
siamese cats ROCK.... !
the missing Goonie?--Mistofflies
that you are a Sock Monkey of no particular sexual persuasion,
are there any members of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel
casts that you wuld have trouble accepting an offer of sex from?
i have no idea who are on these shows so i will deny them all
for being on stupid shows i don't watch
think German is a cool language? Vista
yes but i don't know how to speak it
Is it bad
that I'm addicted to a message board? Vista
haven't you asked about this before??? it's fine... just as long
as you keep coming back here too
I think of anything to put in the What If's/Questionnaire? Are
my insanity juices running low??? McDiablo
yes they are... try hitting yourself in the head a few times...
have a big glass of pink lemonaide... dance on a coffee table
and then try again
your favourite slurpee flavour? McDiablo
i don't remember the last time i had one actually.. but i'll go
with mountian dew...
i go about tearing my innie bellybotton open.? its four inches
deep. my finger doesnt event touch the bottom.
use a knief... that works the best
the movie "aliens". how do i get one of those aliens
in my belly right below my bellybotton and burst out?
well you have to lure it in with shaved heads, and sour cream
like to meet my duct tape monkey punk named Alvin aka DT (duct
tape) ? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes... yes i would
is it wrong
that i put my duct tape monkey in the passenger seat of my car
and buckled him up when i was driving around town? - Miss Roger's
no... you must always put a seat belt on them... they become projectiles
if you don't
my monkey?" ever not be funny? - Miss Roger's Sweater
well... yes but not in the near future...
seen my slurpee? i put it down somewhere and have misplaced it..
i'm starting to have withdrawl... -Slur-peed Kid
time to chew
ice and IMAGINE the flavor
hair elastic still make my butt look big? - Guitarded
yes... yes it does actually.. it's quite offensive
think there is any chance that Save-of-foods will hire me? or
even call me back about my application? - Guitarded
well they might... but i'd try applying at other stores too...
like the art store... or the comic book store...
is it funny
that i tell my brother to "have fun getting baked" before
he leaves for work? he works in a bakery.. -Guitarded
well maybe the first time it was... but after that... no
the friggen question!!!why u like fnm?????????..simply "i
like there music"..or "they rock" would do..but
i disagree wit you.not like you care but somehow i do.
i like them because i like (most of) the music and the lyrics...
and patton's voice... and you can disagree with me all you want...
we can't all be the same person
why dont u just give me your address and ill send u money????cus
i like your little webbersite...and what you do for it.im not
saying ill give you alot of money but u know, ill just let u know
your appriciated!and loved by many!i mean u make us laugh u make
us cry u fill that empty hole in our lifes and that is why u deserve
money.So..thank you Dc..thank you!..so if you set up a fund or
something to keep you alive in this site Maybe your dreams will
come true that u could actually make a living out of this!...think
about it dc..think about It...
as if you'd send me money... if you have paypal you can send me
money... or if you fill out the contact form then i'll email you
with the address... a fund would be great... hell i just need
enough to pay my stupid bills and then i'll spend the rest of
my time doing this damn site... once we get enough for a server
we want to put videos online... we already have footage we just
need to put it together...
find info on rob zomdies parents
i'm sure i could but i have no desire to
it acceptable to stuff a sock into a woman's mouth
well you need her permission to do that... then it's ok...
you'll know when it happens
you make chloroform?
i don't know... but if you whip up a batch send me some and i'll
take out my neighbors with it long enough to steal their damn
chimes and shove it up their ass
the person next to you on a Greyhound ALWAYS at least 200 pounds
more thne you weigh?--Mistofflies
that is one of the rules of life...
better....Bucky or Steve? Vista
I do to get over my slight fear of heights? McDiablo
i'm not sure... try knitting... that might make things better
Is it so
wrong to mix slurpee flavours? McDiablo
no... try mixing orange and rootbeer... thats good
like the smashing pumpkins? - Fido Dido
yes i do... of course!
that calling people losers aint gonna make them wanna write u
a question.u know that?
hmmm... you might be right...
u call a question bout stores open 24 hours a day have locks on
it...a good question?i mean its not original its corny!its just
not good man!if u give those kinda question awards!i dont want
one u loser.-popopopopopoposususussususususckckckckskssksksk
well too bad for you and i had a great answer so thats why the
award... sometimes my answers rock so much i give the question
a good award so you freaks will read it
im a fan
of art, are you?...i love pierrre auguste renoix's ...exspeically
laysage en ete..do u find these paintings also excerterating..please
excuse the spelling not to great at english.Thank you,Jeany
i like art... but i know nothing about it... i look at it and
if i like it then great
out!....wazzzz up???...i was here....dont go there!...wernt u
just anoyed out of ur brains..i personally hate those sayins.just
wondering if u found them anoyin?
yes i do.. and i hate it when people refer to each other as 'peeps'
a hole, roles (only in the snow), loves men with black hair,hates
cats wit hats and hangs wit posse's that have no leader, enjoys
the rain but hates bath and has a mole.who is he?
bill... and he stole my weather vane last time...
there is a man in my ear he keeps saying "let me out!!!!"
"let me out!!"i tell him to leave but he dont go away!how
can i make him go away?...he stops talkin to me when i put headphones
on for some strange reason though....
then keep the headphones on!
hi, i REALLY
want to learn how to dance like Micheal Jackson, but whatever
i do, I just can't learn!!! I've asked like, 5 guys now to help
me and i still can't pick it up!!! please help!!!
well you have to phone michael and ask him to teach you....
like the Goons? You know, the radio show by Spike Milligan, Harry
Secombe and Peter Sellers? - Fish
i don't like the radio... i don't like it because stupid people
make stupid jokes and then they play stupid songs
the point of learning history? You cant do a damn thing about
the past so fuck it! Yea you can learn from your mistakes but
cant just say "hey, dont cut off oil supplies to other countries
unless you want to go to war" instead of wasting time in
school over shit that nobody really cares about? - The X
well you have to learn the past to see what people fucked up...
and that way you don't repeat it... hence the learning from your
mistakes... now sure in school they drag it out and make it suck
but that is what schools are there for... once they're done breaking
your will.. you're ready for the 'real' world where people can
sell you shit you don't need
goats return? If they do please talk them down... dont let them
get the beer. Can you explain how i dont have the money and i
will get my good friend DC to pay them back ok? - The X
yes they will... and hell no i have enough damn bills to pay without
covering for you
into cars? Fast ones? What kind of cars are your favorite (besides
the ones to run over people)? - The X
i'm more of a truck person... i would like a hummer...
a peat bog?
well i think the loch ness is one? i'm not sure... but anyways
a peat bog is a bog of peat... very dirty and dark
your long-lost brother that your long lost sister almost married,
only to find out he was already married with kids and is related
to you guys? do you even have a sister? - SiNiSTaR
he is my new brother.. my mom just made him... and she's making
me a sister sometime too! my mom just likes making us sock monkeys...
snowy's a CUTE dog..! how can you hate a dog???
i hate snowy... and i listed my reasons... he's not cute
Mzebonga or Bog Goblin i like your new page it no longer stabs
at my eyeballs with it's flaming bright colours. what do you think
i like the new colors... but i wasn't really all THAT offended
with the others...
Is it REALLY
time to lime?-Berpee
yes... but not for much longer
you do when a girl thinks she's sexy but we all know she isn't?
well you keep quiet until you just can't keep it in any longer
R&B singers keep on dying and who is next?
how about the damned singer of alice in chains?
belly hairy? what are all the things you have put in your bellybutton?
if you put a tick in yours it will eat all the way into your stomach,
will you try this so i dont feel stupid , even though it worked
for me. am i a psychopath? or am i just open- minded to trying
most of it no... my finger and a marble... i have no ticks and
have no plans to do that sorta thing... no you're not but i could
be wrong... and that sounds more probable... how about you send
me everything you own of value?
a guy"who has a couple of roles on his belly a" afraid
to take his shirt off while riding in a jeep with no top?
because it would offend some people... lets just face it... everyone
should always wear shirts unless i say they shouldn't
i attracted to guys with great looking chests and abs, even though
im not gay?
i don't know... but enjoy it and stop worrying about it so much
think I have an identity crisis here? I used to be Mzebonga of
Mzebonga.com but now I'm Mzebonga of BogGoblin.co.uk. Is that
a problem? Should I change my name to Bernard instead? - Mzebonga/BogGoblin/Bernard
perhaps you should chop yourself in half and assign a name to
each side... that way you won't have to worry about that sorta
thing and each can go off and live the way they want
..holds many secrets and information that the average man or woman
could handle...dc..u are probably wonderin why i choose u to tell
this to?..well u are not average and u most likely take this as
a not funny joke...and i really need to get this out to someone.So
here i go..it all start back in 300 00b.c When man first walked
on the earth after evolving from the apes, there was a cotton
field next to the human juiokt, a crazy man who loved that feild
of cotton and wouldnt let anyone near it he would spend days staring
at it, wondering about it.Then he started to expirement with it..eating
it..puttin it in water....playin wit it.Juiokt had a friend who
was a monkey and one day juiokt fed some to the monkey...he loved
it in fact he started eating it about everday..juiokt didnt mind
cus it made the monkey happy.Happiest he had ever seen.one day
the monkey got sick and died...juiokt cried day after day crying
and crying ...he burned the cotton feild and ran away to the city
okdifeeyyi now known as saskatoon...he came there warning everone
bout the cotton and that it was the devils tiny cloud of hell...the
people ignored him.Juiokt killed em all wit some poision he made
out of cotton and ran away to the next city killin em all ...next
city...next city always leaving behind a sign sayin "cotton
was here" and a monkey made of cotton...then juiokt soon
died unknowingly why?..some say cancer..some say insanity..some
say they killed em....some say the cotton made monkeys got tired
of him givin them a bad name and they killed him...what do u think
killed him dc?what do u think?-opk
i think it was a combination of poor hygene and too much sugar...
on april 12th, 2002...where were u?
i don't remember exactly but i'm pretty sure i was on earth
i like the zero part but 7 sucked
wit the shoes? Are u an elf wannabe or some sicko wit some crazy
fun wet fantasys bout santa?
you're jealous of my shoes... just admit it
janet, my questions keep getting eaten. grrrr.... :( i'm sad now.
may i have a green head to cheer me up? - Fido Dido ps, i have
already started on killing off the human population. its not hard...
well maybe you should put them all into one??? how is it that
you can't figure out the form yet manage to get one through every
once in awhile??? do i have to take that pointy stick from you?
and keep up the good work on the killing project
is a demon child? Is it just one of those annoying little brats
who make your life miserable, or it's something supranatural involved??
a mix of both with socks
i so frickin' tired? -Guitarded
i blame it on your lack of sleep... now put the guitar down and
take a nap
the stuff inside of sleeping bags? my brother says it's feathers..
sometimes it is... other times it foam... other times its human
have PMS? cuz my brother is constantly a bitch during this time
of the month - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes they do but it's not called PMS
slurpees make my tummy feel weird.. should i go see a doctor or
just drink more slurpees? - Slur-peed Kid
drink more of different flavors
is it crazy
that i like i'm a college student who enjoys watching "blues
clues" and "scooby doo"? - Miss Roger's Sweater
no... it makes you more interesting then most of the stupid humans
the little green light blinking on my computer? McDiablo
whatever you do.. don't look at it directly... just pretend you
didn't see it
What should I do? McDiablo
fling peaches... then spread tissue paper all over the floor...
and have some cake
that thing they call the sun? McDiablo
it is a star
feel like a bastard for selling you brother? - Mzebonga
hell no he's a cheap slut and loves it
said you loved me would you think perhaps, perhaps, perhaps?--Mistofflies
i would think that i am lying to get you to sleep with me... or
rub my tail... or make me food... or bring me coffee
and its answers kick ass their fucking halarious, but what the
hell would ever make you think of wanting to answer all of these
stupid questions, even though most you have no answer to and no
one will ever benefit from? from asking these stupid questions
everyone is now 35% dumber than they already are. PSthis website
kicks ass. "DC" fanatic
well you see i'm insane so i do insane things like answer questions
day after damn day... and only 35%? i'd say at least 45%... but
we're working on making it higher... just give it time
If it is
but it isn't, then how could it be if it couldn't? -Watermelon-
well it was but then wasn't and probably shouldn't
think women are evil?
no i think humans are evil
when your phone gets disconnected, they ask you to call them to
get service back? - G
they are trying to drive you insane slowly... just like those
internet providers that ask you to email them with problems about
ever get tired of sitting around and answering these questions?
yes i do actually... but then i stand up and answer them... you
could always send me money to make it better
think that life is just a waiting period to die? - Virus
thats exactly what it is
if a lot
of people hated you, like all of your co-workers or classmates,
would you care? - Virus
well i didn't last year or the years before that... so i'd have
to say my answer is still no
pot is too much pot? R Dire
when you smoke diapers by accident and then laugh your ass off
some cats get so fat and eat children? Have you ever seen Dippy
on my webpage? I'm retarded! R Dire
i've never heard of cats doing that but i'd like one... no i haven't
up next to the toilet in a bathroom once, what's my problem? R
you ran out of toliet paper... get more and everything will be
ever seen Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead? Great movie
if you haven't; if you have, what scene was your favorite? R Dire
no i haven't... i just watched requiem for a dream though and
it was wicked
so many people so god-damned stupid? R Dire
they are born and bred that way...
ravers fukkin idiots? Are they the new-age hippies? R Dire
not all ravers are idiots... just 99% of them
really in Skittles? Vista
ground up rainbows and lots and lots and lots and lots of sugar
I be when I grow up? Vista
i say forget growing up and have fun being a big kid
the bomb in Phantoms, or is it just me who thinks that? Jay
i didn't see that... so shut up already
kids evil? i mean the ones that live next door and scream all
night and throw mud on your house with that fat ass 300 pound
dog that NEVER quits barking? and the fuckers want you to look
at their children like "OH! they are SOOO cute!" and
you just want to shoot he bastards! Im not against kids, just
everybody elses. -The X
yes they are... very evil... and that fucking dog abbey that barks
all the fucking time and sure the chime people move out but what
the fuck now there are kids kicking a fucking ball against the
side of their house with another dog that makes fucking abbey
bark more and that little boy laughs like a little girl screaming...
i am against ALL brats
to inform you that the goats returned and wish to meet with you.
they know that it was you and they are expecting your cash. im
sorry but it was either me or you. they prefer cash but they accept
money orders or checks. -The X
damint... i have rent due! they'll just have to wait unless they
want me living with them
see the pics of my monkey? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes i did... sorry i haven't responded yet... he is quite well
done! i'll have to get your permission to put them on my.theinsanedomain.com
whenever we get it online
is bugging me should i get CK's mom to cut it? - Miss Roger's
sure... why not
been neglecting my classical guitar.. should i take it out to
dinner to make it feel special? - Guitarded
absolutely... and buy it some nice picks
guitar pick do you think i use.. - Guitarded
black or red... if you don't then get some
think that there is a slurpee afterglow? -Slur-peed kid
sometimes if you've had enough
do you use when drinking a slurpee? -Slur-peed Kid
i am assuming you mean straws? i use one... but i rarely have
slurpees... but since you've been talking about them so much i've
been craving them
everybody always picking on me?
well you're stupid and annoying... i could put it nicer if you'd
can a BB
gun kill a bird, say a cardinal from moderate range (5-8 feet)
if you aimed at it's chest and hit?
i don't think so but i say you stick to not shooting birds and
go for those creatures that drive badly
system are you running? - G
win2k ... when i get a mac i'll be running osx
ever given a security camera the finger? If so, what happened
afterwards,if anything? - G
yes and nothing... nothing at all
Are u famous?
no or i'd have money
time this was written, it's the last day of April. Are you looking
foward to May? McDiablo
not really... that means i have to spend time doing all those
damn questionairre results...
your pictures you appear to be wearing no shirt. Do you often
go shirtless? Vista
yes... and pantless
are very cute but do they find us cute?
they find us cute to eat sometimes
all in a row... sometimes in a circle... mostly naked
sockmonkeys make love?
there are many many different ways... come over and i'll show
that story from the bible...i think the cotton was a lion and
the monkey was a woman and the crazy guy was john(the dude wit
the stick)how do u feel bout this guy lieing like that?
i think that he sucks and that the story sucks... let us never
speak of it again
I AM CORNHOLIO!!!
Are you threatening me? I need TP for my bunghole. Would you like
to see my bunghole? Bunghooooooooooooooole.
Bungholio. I have no Bunghole. - Mzebonga
ok so you don't exactly get points for being original but beavis
and butthead rock
it scary that when I've sent a question to you, the thanks page
has the TheInsaneDomain header twice. That freaky monkey with
the spinning eyes scares me. Can't you do something about him?
Make his eyes stay still. - Mzebonga
i think its all in your head... just like those voices that tell
you about the green clouds that sparkle on tuesdays after the
toes have headed north for the day...
"head" is cut off..... what is being cut off,,,,, the
head from the body, or the body from the head? Both parts, the
body and the head, contain vital organs needed for life.
they are seperated from each other... and then the person is dead
people suck!! dont you fucking agree? Wilinko
absolutely... need i really point
you to our people that suck page?
assholes think they are better then everyone else? i would like
to stick my knee so far up all those bastards asses that the water
in my knee will quinch thier thirst!! Wilinko
they are assholes... that is what they do...
Ok i have
a real question for you. I have a ticket to a Twiztid concert
in 4 weeks and on the same weekend my girl friends parents are
leaving to go out of state. i dont get to see my girl friend very
often cause her dad is one of those pricks who protects his little
girl from all boys (fuck him) any ways i was thinking of selling
my ticket to a friend and go see them in 2 months at the gathering
of the juggalos in Peoria, Ill. whats should i do selll the ticket
and go bang the preachers girl or go to the concert and miss out
on 24 hours of fucking?? Wilinko
well if you can see the band play for sure again then visit the
chick... if not then go see the band... if you like the band better
then the chick that is
your obsession with pink spandex about?
it's just wrong
you suggest as a remedy for stress? - Mzebonga
kick boxing... square-dancing
is lame but a valid one. ok here goes.... What bushes can you
put in a chicken coop that the chickens won't destroy ? I want
to jazz up the area with a little landscapeing but the boogers
eat everything. Can you answer that one?
hmm... no i can't actually... i say you let the chickens roam
free and get a few cats instead
wish me some luck. i'm writing a levels this month, and for some
strange reason, i feel as though my success hinges on your wishing
me some luck.(good or bad, you chose) dammit, maybe i should have
studied. you know, answered actual past paper questions instead
of your questionires...ah well...
then good luck... and to ensure your further success... keep coming
people so evil??? - G
that is what being human is all about...
deal with these sick people who for some reason enjoy picking
their damn noses and then placing their boogers on the mouses
of public computers?? - G
well they are stupid people and sick people and really bored people...
either way you didn't see me so you can't proove a damn thing
you have to say about people who knock handicapped people out
of wheelchairs, kick them a few times, and make them get back
into their wheelchairs? (seriously)
i say that it's probably not a very nice thing to do... if they
gang up on you with a bunch of their friends... those wheelchairs
can cause you some serious damage
see Curious George as a role model?--Mistofflies
more of a friend... sometimes a lover... but always a toy
use voodoo to make someone to fall in love with you?? If yes,
how? If no, why not?
i'm not sure... it hasn't worked for me
fuck?!?!? does your sock monkey lick chips too???? answer me ,almighty
DC answer !!
damn straight it does... you should try it some time
can anyone say SELLOUT???
at least i'm not a drinkbox sucking freak... i haven't sold out
isn't anyone buying your Sock Monkey? What made you decide to
i'm not sure... because everyone is CHEAP? and selling him isn't
selling out... putting ads on my site and popup shit is selling
sell some pre licked chips on ebay!! maybe someone would buy them!!
that a questoin or statement??
that was a
question... and i don't think any one would buy them unless they
were seriously fucked up and wanted some of my salavia so they
can clone me and populate the earth with insane sock monkeys
know how to use an html writer?
yes i do... and once you learn maybe you'll have a website where
i can go and make fun of you
like "insane CIRCUS music" ?
damn straight i do!
do you actually think someone is going to buy a sock monkey you
stupid fuck?! As if anyone even likes YOU. Your fans are cheap
fucking losers who can barely put together two words, much less
a few bucks. You don't deserve any fucking money, just like all
your fans don't deserve Internet accounts and computers. -SAnimal
anyone told you lately that you're a complete fuck up? I don't
know why JCP allows this shit to continue. -SAnimal
these don't even deserve answers... you don't even update your
damn page and that's all you have to do on this site... is it
really that hard for you to log on and do it? why even bother
having it on here? JCP should delete it and your account
the damned singer of alice in chains?
its too bad he died...
portishead now i like u!so....how about radiohead?
i don't remember liking radiohead... but i don't remember hating
thing deleted?....did sanimal have a thing? Are u sanimal?!??
don't you think that'd be a bit strange of me to be writing myself
hate mail? and yes he has his stupid ask sanimal section which
he never updates
you feel bout humans..?like do sockmonkeys think we do justice
for this world?we have any attraction to socks?....plz tell
i don't like humans... although sometimes they bring me pizza...
the sock monkeys hate you... and sometimes
a my dogs dog collar on....u think that is strange?sexy?how do
u feel bout that?
i think that's pretty damn sexy... i feel pretty good about the
of questions..alot alot alot alooot alota lot!whoooo..... heres
another..do you like sushi?cus i am the master sushi chef..and
if u need any sushi u contact me and maybe ill also hook u up
wit some sweet sushi restrants and chefs also..if ya like
sorry i don't eat meat or dead fish... so no sushi for me
a sexual problem! every time i am shopping at the grocery store
i but lots of eggplants -for fucks sake, man- i fill two or three
shopping carts full. then i take them home(the eggplants) and
dress them up in little clothing items and whatnot. then i place
them around the kitchen table and play "house" and when
we are done eating our oatmeal i pick the biggest one, yank the
fucker up by the remaining vine, slap a fuckin MAXX condom on
the bastard, hit it with two cups of canola oil and spend the
rest of the evening trying to stuff the fucking whore eggplant
up my ass. the problem is, my girlfriend thinks this is slightly
abnormal behavior, but then she likes for me to grease up thos
large turkey fat-free sausages and forcefully ram them up her
cats pussy while she masturbates to old clit eastwoody movies:
"the good, the bad, and the fugly" for insatance. well,
by god, at the same time she wants me to lick her piss stasined
panty crotch and scream 'the pope is a fucking fag' and stuff
like that. then my mom usually wheels herself down the ramp and
starts wanting me to eat her filthy, multiple-schlerosis numbed
twat while she shits in cellophane. needless to say, the crux
of my fucking sexual problem is as follows: i can't cum when a
large eggplant is in my ass because i'm eating out my mom, who's
also shitting in cellophane at the time, and the cat is clawing
my nutsack to a bloody pulp. what should i do?...this isnt my
question but i wanna see what ur opinon on this problem is..cus
sanimal answered this question before and i want to compare your
answers see whos funnier or wittier or cooler
i'm funnier, wittier and cooler but your perspective may be warped
due to the obvious problems you seem to be having... i would suggest
a sort of cup for the cat situation unless you're enjoying the
pain... if that is the case then you may want to try two cats...
anyways... to take care of your inability to cum i'd suggest using
two smaller gourds instead of the large eggplant...
IF I WAS
TO KILL A FAT WOMEN IN HIGH ALTITUDE SURROUNDED BY SNOW, AND I
WAS STARVING WOULD IT BEOK TO NAW ON HER LEG IF I BECAME HUNGRY?
yes it would.. but there is no excuse for bad manners so make
sure you chew with your mouth closed
think I'm weird? McDiablo
yes and weird is good
hell no... i saw what happened last time to that other sock monkey
and i'm not falling for that trick
to obtain better soccer skills? i'm desperate-Berpee
keep kicking... kick people to increase your strength
for my sister's spanish oral exam, her teacher asked her how would
she respond if she got hit by a motorbike, do you think she'd
get points for saying :oh you motherfucking bastard!" even
if she said it in spanish? thanks for the good luck wishes by
the way. med school, here i come!!!!!!!!! MARISSA.
i would think she would get points... what kind of shitty teacher
some people go on here and don't even asked a question? Are they
that desperate for a stinky monkey bum?? McDiablo
yes they are... they are looking for ass anywhere they can get
I get Miss Roger's Sweater for her birthday?? McDiablo
some duct tape... a few bags filled with random items... a new
toothbrush that glows... some stickers... another sweater... pointy
things and something she can throw
had a daughter, would you name her Suzanne like our monkey? Jay
no... i don't plan on breeding either
ever been stabbed by a pencil? Vista
no.. but i have been jabbed in the forehead with a pen... and
through the eyebrow with a needle when it got pierced
posts the what-ifs i think i gots a good one in there...sended
about 3 and i mean its the best i could ever friggen do and well
wish a me luck:)please?
grrrr... i'll do it when i can... you people think i have nothing
better to do?! and good luck...
a man or woman sockmonkey
what would you like me to be?
people that like this website happy, I looks like a mean thing
but has a color that lets u go, my smile is unsure...my eyebrows
say die..my eyes say stop, men wish they could fuck me...Who Am
you think that cats will take over the world? Do you like or hate
cats? Dogs? Rats? Worms? What will the sock monkeys do when the
cats take over the world?
cats can do that sorta thing... like cats... am ok with dogs...
enjoy worms... we'll serve the cats
to drugs. drugs are good, mmmkay? this is the message we should
be giving our kids. lets get the next generation permantly stoned
and tripped out. it makes them easier to kill.... do you think
this is a good idea? - Fido Dido
janet, why doesnt it call me a freak anymore?
you cried last time and made it promise not to
you gonna do the questionnaire for this month? and what ifs? and
whens running rampant gonna arrive...? - Fido Dido
<incoming rant>damnit it takes about 4 to 6 fucking hours
to update all this shit because we're not database driven... my.theinsanedomain.com
is being slowly put together in our 'spare' time... since we have
to actually have jobs to pay our lives and this website shit...
we don't exactly have a shitload of time like when i had a cubicle
job... so if you'd like to send me 20 bucks to make sure that
i always post YOUR results right away then i'll be glad to snap
to it... until then you're gonna have to just wait until jcp or
i get the time to do it... being grown up sucks ass and i have
to pay out money for it... so send me money or just shut the hell
up and wait for it... </ranting>
<some url about a plant removed> it's the world's smelliest,
biggest plant putting on a sex act and it fucking SMELLS like
rotting cunt! can you believe YAHOO actually put that as a headline?
yahoo makes anything into a headline... plus the space stuff is
at the moment yes
hemeroids called hemeriods when they are found on your (ass) and
asteroids are called asteroids when they are found in the (hemisphere)?
i must know the answer DC!!!!!!!!!! i hope this wins me a green
head. DC fanatic
no green head but they've been named that way to confuse you silly
thinks i should get off this site and its only rotting my mind..what
should i tell her?i told her it was funny and she said nooo kelly!get
off that NOW!i didnt but still shes anoying...what can i do?
it's not rotting your mind... it's expanding it and opening you
up to new cultures, ideas and philosophies... if she doesn't buy
that then cry/kick/scream until she goes away
i find baby (humans)
me n lance fuck?
in about a month once he gets that rash under control
world could all get a long what kind of world would it be?? ~
it would be a serene world until i had to kill you all... i can't
get along with others that long...
was walking by Save-On-Foods today and there was this guy busking
and playing guitar outside and in his guitar case was a sock monkey
and i had to take a second look cuz i thought it was you DC...
but it wasn't.. was he a relative of yours? or an imposter? and
should i bitch slap the mo fo? -Miss Roger's Sweater
that's probably cousin joe... he travels the world in guitar cases...
next time say hello and tell him you go to my site... if he's
not too drunk then he'll be friendly
is a slurpee
part of a well balanced breakfast? - Slur-peed Kid
the person who bought the 17.99 classical guitar from value village
that i wanted to get? and can i have their address so i can kick
them? - Guitarded
i'm not sure but they only did it to piss you off... they're not
even going to play it... and no
2 slurpees today.. i think all this sugar is bringing out the
badass "oh no you didn't girl friend, i will beat yo ass"
person in me.. is this a sign that i should never drink alcohol?
- Slur-peed Kid
yes it is... or a sign to put alcohol in the slurpee
stupid little 12 year olds say that they like dashboard confessionals
music.. they don't even know what it's about.. they have no idea
how strong, honest and pure his songs are.. they just like his
songs cuz "they have a cool melody, man" i want to kick
them.. am i being irrational and letting my emo-ality get the
best of me? - Guitarded
that is the problem with good bands that start to get popular...
these fans that 'like the tune' have as much right to hear the
music as you, but soils the whole thing of being called a fan...
know that there's a red stringy thingy on a package of gum to
help you open it? i was informed by this a couple days ago.. i've
only been chewing gum for a month so i'm not totally ignorant
right? i would have figired it out myself.. eventually.. -Miss
i thought it was for flossing my teeth
he doesn't survive?
well i refuse to accept anything but survival
to me the mental process of liking something... why do I like
the music I like, why do I... you know! Please expand!
well i could go into it and explain it all to you... but then
you wouldn't be surprised by it anymore... and you just can't
go through life not being surprised by things anymore
I do if I have a wound that won't stop bleeding??? I don't wanna
go back to the hospital!
cover it with wax and hope that it seals it all up
does it take to answer all the pathetic questions ppl ask? How
many questions did you answer since it all started and when did
it depends on how many have been asked... anywhere from 20minutes
to an hour and many many questions... i haven't counted them...
you can read them all though
This is my last
question for today! How many 10mg Diazepam pills and how much
alcohol can I ingest without risking my life?
i'm not sure... ask a doctor or take notes as you do it until
have an alter ego? McDiablo
have to go to the bathroom? McDiablo
i did but not anymore
it mean when the music stops playing?? McDiablo
it means find the closest chair and sit on it
Z's associated with sleeping? R Dire
there is probably an easily obtained answer to that somewhere
on the net... but this site isn't it... i'm going to make something
up and say it has to do with the word lazy and some flowers in
they sell alcohol pass 2 AM? That's just rediculous! R Dire
i'm not sure???
my dog such a chicken shit? R Dire
not all dogs are brave... that is just a stereo-type
kids gonna be fucked up in the head and drunk like me? R Dire
yes but in different ways so that you'll have no idea how to relate
you think lives at the bottom of the ocean? R Dire
some really smart jellyfish and many creatures we've never seen
before... oh and atlantians
believe in UFO's and life beyond earth? R Dire
yes as ufos are unidentified flying objects and since i don't
know much about planes etc they are all ufos to me... and of course
there is life beyond earth... the univerise itself is alive...
is dc (demonicat) and i am a big fan. anyway, my question is:
when will my bf capsy and i have unprotected, rough, sex in the
in a few days... but be careful
wasn't chicken... what was it? R Dire
you don't want to know
im a gangsta
gothic witch bitch. i hate all people. i like talking to myself
cuz i understand myself da best. schizophrenia beatz being alone.
*ahh!! ill get you* but whut iz your intake on this?
i say if it works then go with it
to go take a shower... Should I start with the left foot or right
foot? Since when did taking a shower sound like Twister? R Dire
the left... and never
i could say i understand about the whole questonaire thing, and
you not having time... BUT I CAN'T!!!!!!!!! pleeeeeeeeeze post
the replies, i think i'm going into withdrawal *has muscle spasm*
i'm not in charge of the replies this month... jcp is... and she
says she'll have them up by the end of the month... and this site
if for entertainment... we haven't plastered it with ads/popups...
pushed things down your throats or made a 'members only' area...
we have put lots of content up here because we want to... the
second we start HAVING to do something then it isn't fun... we
have lives (well most of us) and jobs so we can't spend our lives
working on the site when we've got work to do... sometimes that
makes it hard for us to update things at a certain time... but
damnit can't you just say 'thanks' and wait?
unfortunately, i've been in a small town texas jail for the past
2 1/2 months. it sucked. did anyone miss me? -seth
i did... i cried... did you get those letters and pictures i sent
its a kileer dingo. now u know that these hybrid turbo dingos
from afghansitan can kill you with one fell swoop, but if i shove
a water melon up my arse sideways will it really save bognor regis
from this threat?
a punkass? McDiablo
most times i think
not at the moment... i've had too much coffee
or not touche, that is the questiON, or the questiOFF. whether
'tis noblah in the mind or not to have a mind of your own. was
shakespeare a blond? - Foetish
i'm not sure if he was... all i know is that i didn't like having
to read his damn plays in english class
you spell "cognizance"? - Fish
PLEASE say "eep". can Mzebonga or SiNiSTaR speak/type
in swedish/estonian? if so can you please show me how to say "Hello,
I am Sven, a masseur from Sweden." does anyone want to join
my "special" breed of religion known only as "Jardinism"?
actually some people call it "being absurd/stupid",
but don't tell anyone or it won't make a single difference in
the scheme of things as nothing will happen, but a very different
kind of nothing happeningness to the kind of nothing happeningness
that's not happening now. i think i inhaled my teeth. - Foetish
how about you go to mzebongas site and ask him directly... this
isn't a messaging board and NO no more speaking another language
want to join the International Society for the Abolishment of
Discrimination Against Goats (ISADAG)? We are a non-profit organisation
that aims to break down the irrational cross-species discrimination
that is still inherent in our society today. You may say, "But
goats have got it fine! They have long horns, cool goatees and
all they have to do is sit around in a paddock all day chewing
stuff!", but the truth is that goats really despise this
boring existence. Though they may seem docile and relaxed, they
really are super-intelligent, and are ready to take the place
as human's intellectual equals. Currently we are campaigning for
voting rights for goats, and an independent goat nation where
goats can develop and practice their own goatic ideas in peace
with no interference from the sheep, our arch enemies. Will you
join? - Fish
sure but i better get a fancy membership card to show off
wish to eat my own ear without any outside influence in the manner
of violence. is there any way i can gnaw off my own ear without
first severing (or at least alter it's state of mind in existentially
challenging ways) it. please give me a hand. make sure that the
hand has teeth to replace my current set, which are in my lungs
making a protest demonstration about my inhaling them and the
lack of voting rights for goats. if i join ISADAG then will it
be satisfied and migrate to my stomach? - Foetish
eat someone elses ear... the rest just makes my head hurt
roads must a man walk down? - Foetish
some street names for the drug Extacy
E... that's all i know
I ate my
nose. It tastes very nice braised in white wine and orange jus.
Want a taste? - Fish
no i don't eat meat... that includes fish
If in this
stupidly politically correct world, where we use "Vertically
challenged" for shortarse, and "horizontally gifted"
for fat-abbot, why do we still say people don't exist? Why not
use the phrase "existentially challenged"? It's much
nicer you know. - Fish
for a fish you're pretty smart... any relation to the magic fish
that had to put the greedy woman in her place?
Why did Muff throw the chair through
the glass door, and claim it was a baseball? Mystic
think you may be a sellout, I mean your own brother and putting
porno pictures of yourself on the net and showing off your toys.
Aren't you just the cheap monkey sellout? Sally
he loves it and you love looking at pictures of me... so what's
the problem!?! my poor mom makes sock monkeys now and she just
wants to sell them... it's a hobby for her now and i feel bad
that it hasn't sold...
justification to actually say that sex is an art? and would it
be justified if i rewrite the kamasutra to suit my own personal
of course you can rewrite the kamasutra... be sure to include
diagrams... and sex can be an art i suppose
many ways for one to say "poo": dung, crap, doo doo,
poop, etc. This being said, why do people say "shit"??
shit sounds the best... poo, doodoo and poop are for children...
crap has lost its appeal so only shit is left
stripes come from and where did they go? Vista
i can't tell you that...
are you still alive??? I'm waiting for my answers...
i am alive... and you get NO answers
were stuck in the middle of a group os dogs, how would you survive?--Mistofflies
by my wits and my clever bird calls
Am I ugly?
yes but we love you all the same...
girl finger there self
well those girls with no fingers can't
a good question please?
no... get your own good questions
know any online free game sites?that r good?-you
no i don't actually... how about you buy me a playstation2 with
grand theft auto 3 and we'll play together
u always put-down people? its not funny...it kinda hurts u know-you
i don't ALWAYS... sometimes i just shove them without saying anything...
if you cry then you'll make me happy
on that site gfy site..whooo its awsome..do u like it?
yes i do... that is run/owned by schizoid.... (the
link is here)
like??? jack johnsons bubbletoes is an awsome song u should check
no idea who that is
its the noise that a clainet makes when it starts to sound like
a buddhist monk?-you
cus i noticed
your bald and seem very peaceful...for some strange reason or...are
u a nazi wannabe?cus nazi's are bald and secretive...which u kinda
come across as.-you
i'm a sock monkey... thats it... if you're preoccupied with nazis
then thats your thing
Africa get it's name?
well i got tired of using numbers to identify the land masses
so i just made it up
my friend always say, "I don't trust that"? McDiablo
she is paranoid and fears the people that wear the purple felt
boots... you'd do the same if you were smart
Is it possible
to yawn and sing opera at the same time? McDiablo
yes... that is the trick to singing opera
knew a guy who willingly licked glue sticks. I've been wondering.....what
is in a glue stick that makes it worthy to be licked? McDiablo
it's the glue
fucker!!!! You gave the wrong fucking answer!!!! "How many
roads must a man walk down?" The answer is 42 you stupid
shit!!!! 42!!!!! It thought you were a Guide fan?! You should
know that!!! Fuck's sake!!!! - Fish
no... sock monkeys get 42... you humans only get ONE... the one
to death... so enjoy your walk haha
freddled gruntbuggly / thy micturations are to me / as plurdled
gobbleblotchits to a lurgid bee. / Groop I implore thee / My foonting
turlingdromes / And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
/ or I will rend thee in the globberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!" Heheheheheh. Funny poem. Like it? - Fish
not really.. but i'm going to smile and nod at you anyways so
you'll perhaps discover that knitting is your calling in life...
go on... get some nice wool and start...
know that my nose is currently undertaking in the consumption
of 37,000 dwarves wearing spats and furry antlers that are lightly
toasted by many pink moose that are smoking ballpoint pens and
discussing philotic theory with a a towel containing 7 tulips
that are all consuming copious amounts of cheese laced with my
fridge, which happens to be snorting an infinite number of llamas
that are performing an impressionistic dance on the subject of
"I wish to attend secretarial school so I may wear bowls
of petunias and campaign for voting rights for goats"? -
i didn't know that... but now that i do... i'm not sure what i'm
going to do
So thou hast met my Aunt Helga!!! The magic fish you speak of
is my long-lost Aunt who is held personally responsible for bringing
Margaret Thatcher ( the greedy woman) to power. How is she? -
she was very greedy and lost the castle... made the fish made
and made the waters black...
any dodo birds left?
yes but they're disguised as rainbows
I am one
with the sun you are one with the moon..does that mean our love
yes as i am one with the dark and jupiter
and day darkness and day darkness and day darkness and day darkness
and day darkness and day darkness and day darkness and day darkness
and day darkness and day..if u say this really fast or backwards
you would find a message from the devil try it out!and my question
is do you believe in the devil and.. god???-Youwill
the answer to everything you said/asked is no... i believe in
the force and one day i will be a jedi warrior
is PoodleSockMonkeylover!how wierd is that...i mean your a sock
monkey and my nickname is poodlesockmonkeylover..any chance u
have any relations wit poodles?cus whoah that would even be wierder
man..be freakish wierd...-poodlesockmonkeylover
poodles are poor excuses for dogs
Coke almost as good as regular Coca Cola? McDiablo
well neither are actually GOOD but the regular is not as bad
remember to bring my eraser upstairs? McDiablo
no you won't
SAY I WAS WALKING
THROUGH THE WOODS ON A TRAIL WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND ALL OF THE
SUDDEN I STAB HER THREE-HUNDRED TIMES IN THE SPLEAN DO YOU THINK
IT WOULD BE RUDE TO LEAVE HER LAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRAIL?
I MEAN I DONT WANT ANYBODY TO COME ALONG AND TRIP OVER HER THEY
COULD BREAK AN ANKLE. THNX, MUSKRAT
i would think that you would be polite enough to pull her off
to the side of the trail...
a sck money but it was defective. I didn't keep my sales reciet.
How can i get my money back?--Mistofflies
well you go to the place you got it and demand a refund... since
you didn't get it here i don't have to deal with it
people be 'pear-shaped' or 'apple shaped' or 'hourglass shaped'?
aren't we all human-shaped?? oh wait, i stand corrected, there's
this 'alpha girl' who is 'bitch shaped'. oh well. - SiNiSTaR
bitch shaped... i like that term
eat Chili with noodles or rice? Or bread? Vista
noodles... and meatless chili of course
got her all figured out? Vista
pretty much so i'm getting bored now
over rated? Vista
in some ways yes... in other ways... no
the last question I'll ask for today......or is it?? Vista
for today... but once it's midnight you know you'll be right back
like ska music? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i used to like a little bit of it but no not really... mr bungles
first album is the closest i can get to liking ska
is it crazy
that my mom bought a Cheech and Chong video called "Still
Smoking" - Miss Roger's Sweater
no... whats crazy is if she's in it
i got 4
cds for 13 bucks.. how rad is that? (btw they are cool cds too)
that is very rad indeed
ba ba boodlie doo? - Guitarded
<me patting you on the head to make you go away>
just called me a geek, is she right? - Slur-peed KId
yes... but that's ok
Is it normal
that I have to go to the bathroom 10 minutes after drinking a
carbonated beverage? McDiablo
well it seems normal for you so sure
to a concert tonight. Should I wear some pants? McDiablo
yes... pants and maybe some socks
think 7 Up and Sprite taste the same? Will they sue me for using
their trademark names in this question? McDiablo
they probably will but i haven't had either in a long time so
i don't remember how they taste
you DC. will you bear my child? PS 50,000 humans down, 7billion
to go. How many have YOU killed? - Fido Dido
breeding is WRONG... and i can't release that number just yet
In Brine, Goblins Be Thine. do you like japanese films? "Ring"
is cool. thats what that quote is from. i love it. i love you.
i want your children... deep-fried and to go, please. - Fido Dido
some japanese films are good... there are some wicked anime ones
as well... and breeding is WRONG so how about we just fuck around?
that streetsafe thing suck so much ass? I mean it really was a
waste of my time. im angry.
it's from a project jcp did in grade 7 or 8... the teacher put
a check mark beside the bloody stump on the guy that got his hand
bit off... what is up with THAT?
manufacturers have television commercials that specifically state
that it is illegal and prohibited by their company to buy or consume
alcoholic beverages by individuals not yet twenty-one?
i don't know... i don't watch those commercials... apparently
chicks are never fans of sports... all guys love to hang out 'with
their buddies' and be stupid... i guess chicks don't drink beer
either, just bring it to guys...
know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, do u know
the muffin man.... um la la la la la?
yes... he brought me a chocolate chip muffin and once i'm done
with this i'm going to eat it
is what i think about you, i think that your a gay ass fucking
asshole who really has not life. Also i now your not gonna let
this go on the message board because you don't want people noticing
you. so if your really any normal person not some whimpy ass bitch
then let this go on the message board. So lets so what your gonna
this isn't a message board you stupid shit... this is a page for
you to ask questions... i know it's hard to comprehend this sort
of thing but your mommy probably wasn't watching you when you
came on here and sent this in...
happen if I put an exploding pepsi can in your stomache, sewed
it up and ran far, far away? How many pieces would you be in or
are you, like me, invisable?!?
i'd be in quite a few pieces... lets try it
with drugs? - Fido Dido
which ones are we speaking of? the type people use to drug their
kids into robots?
were stuck on a desert island with only two crumbs of cheese that
you couldn't eat because you joined the Church of Cheeseo and
the rules state that you can never eat cheese in any way, shape
or form and the only option you have to survive is to chew off
both your legs and be in excrutiating pain or *gasp!* disobey
Cheeseo who would surely track you down and kill you (for a block
of cheese it's REALLY smart and strong) what would you do my little
cheese-ling, what would you do?!?! Please tell my mom I'm ok.
i wouldn't join a church like that... for the following reasons...
1. its a church... 2. i can't give up cheese... so i'd eat the
fucking cheese and love every bit of it until i died and was punished
by cheeseo for my crimes
you make a sex toy for a male from house-hold items??
well you grab any household item and use them to produce sexual
arousal on the male
caterpillars cocoons does it take to make a tie
12000 and a whole lot of chips
I make a sock monkey?
you don't... you adopt one from my mom... all other sock monkeys
sock monkeys an endangered species? If so, would you mind if I
started a Save the Sock Monkeys organization? McDiablo
well yes they are.... because of you damn humans... so few people
are smart enough to be able to live with a sock monkey....
got a good answer award! I got a dino head! Yipee!! Are you excited
for me? McDiablo
yes... i have pissed myself twice with excitement for you
did I get so low? How did I manage to sink to the bottom?"
it was the jello-shooters
made it on the questionaire!Im double and dumby...:)Yea, My answers
wasnt that good eithar thats why its so surprising...i mean thanks
means like everthing to me...u freakin rock man..your like a rocking
man..man!WoW..that was fun lookin for my answers..god i screamed.
I was flipin+_+)()_*^*(%*$^$#...just like that..yup..my question
is do u leave anybodys answers out??
only ones that are nonsense... or if one of us fucks up and accidently
deletes a few... and for those that bitch about their shit not
getting posted here, i'm not posing up shit that isn't a question
i here running water i imagine someone pissing...i cant help it,
is there something wrong with me?-you
no there isn't... just don't build yourself a house by a waterfall
holes will only make you lazy...loop holes will only make you
tired:(loop holes make you what?
they make me want to shout... throw my hands up and shout....
why does writing dumb questions to you give my life so much more...meaning.
Ya know? Like if I didn't have you I'd be lost. More than that
time in that cheap ass supermarket when all the crappy products
came alive, jumped off the shelf and attacked me (damn frozen
peas) leaving me lost and lonely and helpless with no limbs. That
happened 7 years ago. I've been growing new limbs ever since...
they are very small and one of hands is growing a hamburger. I
am unhappy :( My shrink says I have major problems. Is she right?
I think I'm normal. She disagrees. I think she should just take
her stupid opinions and shove them sideways up her ass but when
I told her that she got mad. Why did she get mad? You wouldn't
get mad would you? WOULD YOU?!?!
i would be thankful for the thoughtfulness of your actions and
then offer to you fashion new limbs out of soya... that way you
won't have sick meat attached to you... then you can spike your
hair and change your name to Patila 4 The Second Coming
will you marry me? I am a lonely little sock monkey from Indonesia.
Please say yes.
sorry but i don't want to be tied down right now... how about
you find yourself a lamp post until i'm ready
do any ugly, dumb, geeky or mean guys ever ask me out? Am I really
all of the above? Are my standards too high? Tell me, DC, tell
me... - Kelly
those are the type of guys that ask every girl out... they play
the odds and figure that SOMEBODY will eventually say yes... so
next time you have to run some tests on them before you agree...
get some references first...
slurpee in langley was perfect today.. what was the slurpees like
where you live ? -Slur-peed Kid
they taste cold... kinda sugary... kinda bubbly...
there a way of saying F*** You politely? - Miss Roger's Sweater
give them a friendly smile while doing it... maybe a big bear
i going to do well on my audition tomorrow? - Guitarded
yes... until you freak out and smash a few things... but all in
my guitar teacher still crazy? - Guitarded
yes... and armed
won't he go to bed? Vista
its the combination of sugar and a bad remake of scooby-doo
hood on my sweatshirt is up. Do I look like a gangsta? Vista
no you don't... unless you make that 'mean' face you have....
yea that one... now you look like a gangsta... except for the
whole 'sweatshirt being pink' thing it's really convincing
you have a favorite child hood toy?
yes of course... my tail
you enjoy agrarian triumvirates? - Fish
no idea what they are so i'm going to pretend i didn't hear you
great vagina of wisdom. what does the future hold for me? - SiNiSTaR
it holds wet days and bloddy nights
can't find the yellow brick road!!! where is it!?!?? and what
happened to all those crumbs i left behind? - SiNiSTaR
i ate the bricks and the crumbs... simply follow my trail of golden
do people think paper bags will save the earth when the bags are
made outta trees anyway? in order to have paper bags you'd have
to cut down trees, how will that save the earth? - SiNiSTaR
it has something to do with houses for small animals but it's
a bit blurry at the moment
people say, "you got a bug up yer ass", what kind of
bug do they mean? does shoving a pole up there help to get it
out or kill it?- SiNiSTaR
one of those weird bugs that no one knows for sure what it is...
and you're never sure which direction its facing
ears look like you can fly with them.. can you? - SiNiSTaR
sometimes yes... and i do loops in the air
the fuck is mzebonga?
that name that you have to say/read twice to make sure you got
you tell the men in white coats to take me away ha ha hee hee
ho ho to the funny farm where life is jolly? - Mzebonga
yes but not the jolly part... jolly isn't as much fun as it sounds
took a quiz to see what kitchen utensil I am, and I am a washing
machine because I'm so "out there" that I'm not even
in the kitchen! I'm also "loads of fun to be around".
How cool/weird/interesting/stupid is that?? Vista
where is this quiz? i'd be a cheese grater... or maybe a knife...
or a knife that can be used to grate cheese
it wrong that I wany money but don't want to work? Is it wrong
that I do look for a job but I really don't give a crap if I am
hired? Is it wrong to ask these questions? ~ Jeepy
it's not wrong... it's just not realistic... unlike my plan of
finding my spaceship and leaving this horrid planet
it wrong to sleep all day? Like lets just give an estimated time..
of oh about 18 hours! ~Jeepy
anything under 20 is ok
do you never answer my questions? If i slit my wrists and sent
a video tape of my cronic depression and sleepless nights would
you consider answering me? - Weaves
are you sure you're asking questions??? perhaps you're not paying
attention? did you send me my bribe yet?
is the square root of a monkey?
Dc/ You left me/ It will not work/ i have a smelly dog/ you have
a smelly cat/ What to do?/ Oh what to do?/ I am so lost without
you!/ Like the song I wrote for you? Just make up a tune to sing
it to and you'll be fine. Actually it can be used for any person
or occasion as long as it ends in "ee" sound. Well,
that was pointless. - Blue
thanks for sharing that and next time try to sing in tune...
by one the penguins steal my sanity, has it started happening
to you yet?
they gave up years ago when they realized they were chewing on
fluff instead of sanity... i don't have any sanity
you, can we get married??????pleeeeeaaasssseee!!!!?
no... but you can come over and play with my tail all you want
here the baby balooga song were can i find it?????? you shit heads
find it somewhere else cuz i don't have it and i'm not speaking
to that stupid meal
come in cans?..and if not does it drown when it rains?...Decompressor671
probably... and yes...
japenese aircraft has drestoyed tow ns
have problems finding y-fronts to fit u because u have to cut
a hole in the back for your tail? Or do u just wear them back
i rip open holes in them
are u a
cannibal? Monkey brains are a delecacy in China u know.
no i'm not... i don't eat any meat
suffer from hairballs?
only when i've been licking my tail too much
Is it possible
to fall down the toilet in an outhouse? It's always been a fear
of mine. McDiablo
yes it is... and you should steer clear of them
to you that was ruined. Are you happy now? McDiablo
yes i am
I put on my gloves? McDiablo
yes... and then come rub my tail
demonboy's last question to you?-gopostal
no idea... a long time ago??
my short love affair with this site the questions asked by myself
and others where original and more fun dont you think?-gopostal
Can I ask
you an insane question? Vista
no... no questions allowed
Am I smart
or S-M-R-T smart? Vista
you are smrt smart... just like the rest of us and homer
think ron howard looks like a chew toy? - SiNiSTaR
sometimes yes... but i don't want him in my mouth
scored at least 3 dinoheads in the last questionairre, don't i
get a medal or something?? - SiNiSTaR
no.. you get 3 dinoheads... don't get greedy!
Dc, I wish
u happy birthday!i wish You A Happy Birthday!!!!And a Happy New
Year!Be Happy Dc!and do u know sanimal in real life?like face
um thanks... and yes i do actually...
advice dc...everbody calls me wierd...i didnt mind at first..i
know im wierd!but now its really anoying and flip out evertime
someone calls me wierd....my body starts going out of control
like im doing the jig at a rave with crystal method going on while
im danceing to great big sea and kiss in my head at the same time....Its
Fucked Up!Im Fucked UP!and also everone seems to hate me to and
laugh at me saying "hohohhahaur wierdhohohahah" fuckin
pisses me off to!all teenagers are fuckin cleashas... being a
wierdo yourself how do you deal with this?help me dc please..:)
just smile and nod when they call you weird instead of freaking
out... if that doesn't work then carry around a sack of cooked
noodles and throw them at people when they call you weird
like some pita bread with hummus?
not right now
bad for your liver?
i don't know... probablly
the largest ever recorded size of a giant japenese spider crab?
really matter how hard you try? McDiablo
sometimes yes... but for most things no
or not to ask....is that the question? McDiablo
it may be YOUR question but it's not THE question
laser really a little red light bulb that blinks? Buzz Lightyear
yes it is... and to confuse you
like to eat Shredded Wheat? Vista
no i don't... but i don't hate eating it either
domain member do you like the most? Vista
myself of course... i rock the fucking block
is it ok
to "borrow" my brother's masking tape which i think
is actually mine? -Miss Roger's Sweater
yes it is... just make sure you return it when you're done
doesnt work for the next 4 days.. what the heck am i going to
do now? - Miss Roger's Sweater
have him sell lemonaide outside
slurpees do you think i've had this week? -Slur-peed Kid
have sock monkey parents or are you adopted? - Guitarded
i have a mom and a dad of course...
wear shoes? and are they bigger than mine? i wear size 5 and a
yes i do and no i have smaller feet... my tail is larger then
love me? - Kirtsi
yes... so much that it hurts and i want to cut it out and eat
Am I going
out with Dan this weekend? - Kirsti
sure why not... and in 5 years you'll be thinking 'that bastard!'
that my dog doesn't give a shit about me until I have a large
cardboard box on my head? Then suddenly, ooooo, I'M Miss Popularity.
it's the cardboard box... to be honest i hadn't noticed you either
until you had the cardboard
I'm a vegetarian,
does that make me a canibal seeing as I'm a vegetable? - Mzebonga
yes it does you sick FREAK
you do about stinky feet? - Mzebonga
i drown them in vinegar
sexiest person on TV? - Mzebonga
marge... that fluffy hair... i could get lost in there for days...
she dyes it blue so i just have to wonder if she takes the time
to dye ALL the hair on her body...
of car do u drive?
i drive a jeep cherokee
it that the winner of Mr Universe is only ever from planet Earth?
It's an outrage and false advertising if you ask me. BARCLAY
the judges are racist
Hour's next door but you'll have to brave the downpoor i'm staying
here where i can get a song free with my drink. is that ok?
yes but if you ask me tomorrow i'll say no
till he falls down and his name is Lamar Vannoy he's looking for
something and he's gonna find it Oi Oi Oi Oi and his name is Lamar
Vannoy.do u know him?
no i do not so shutup or i'll have to throw pretzels in your beer
I really slow down on Slurpees? McDiablo
only if you're getting slurpee headaches from sucking so much
you known as the almighty DC?? Are you the leader of something
that is unknown to the rest of the population? McDiablo
yes i am actually... that a few other groups... plus that thing
that i said yes to that one time
What does that look like to you? McDiablo
a bunch of stupid characters that if turned on their side looks
like a person on a skateboard
sucks? And whats the point living in life?
that is what life is about... and there is no point
I get my hood pierced? SIN
i am practically
living here. should i pay rent? how much is it? - SiNiSTaR
it is 10 bucks a month... if you sign up for a year then it's
only 5 a month plus a lovely thank you gift for ordering
i have your email address??? - SiNiSTaR
use a form... and if you have and i haven't responded then i just
haven't gotten to it... and we got rid of an older one cuz of
the amount of spam it was getting
has unprotected anal sex, can the other person have his ass babies?
yes... anal babies are quite common... how do you think single
dads get their kids???
my feet smell? - Mzebonga
its the cheese and shrimp you use to clean them
eat an Umpa Lumpa (spelling?) is this strange? Is there something
wrong with me? Do you wanna eat an Umpa Lumps? Have you already
eatten one? Would they be tasty? Would orange or green goo come
from their head?- Silly Monkey
no it's not strange but i would suggest you fight the urge...
they are viscous and sing songs about it as they kill you... i've
never tried... just witnessed this
the Easter Family orginate from?
hell were you thinking when you gave Butthead/Orion an award other
than stinky monkey butt when he gave such a pathetic answer such
as..."my butt reaks." ????
i was thinking "i think i'll paste an award here"
CAN A WOMAN
GET PREGNANT BY HAVIN SEX WITH A DOG
i'm not sure and i'm not going to support anyone trying it
clothes for a living...do you think my exstance in this world
comes with any justice or accomplishments?-sownbolwnigfckuer
yes it does.. you can see instant results and can enjoy your work...
you can come fold here if you'd like
really pissin me off...were the hell is the what-ifs?come on man..u
fuckin slack website..you got the questionarrie up...were the
fuck is the what-ifs?and dc...do you even care bout this q&a
anymore?why do you even answer?we oviously ask u these questions
for entartainment..but dc u just aint delivering anymore..everthing
they are gone for now and you can just fucking wait you whiny
are you? - Miss Roger's Sweater
Am i going
to grow up to be bitter and hardened to the world? -Miss Roger's
yes you are... if you do it right
is it crazy
that i have my remote control on a leash/cord in my room cuz i
keep losing it in my bed? - Guitarded
no that is a good idea
be a funny drunk? - Slur-peed Kid
only if you laughed slurpees out of your nose
writers/songwriter's block, how can i solve this? - Guitarded
pushups... glue... noodles... tissue paper and jumper cables
a look at my vigaina and i saw a creamy liquid come out what does
it means that your future is bright
come to this website like 6 times a day...i know u cant update
in 5min but im horible adicted...this website is to good and theres
not that much good websites out there cept a great porno collection
but im not really into that...what im asking here dc Is for help...i
need to keep u off my mind How?please help me out here dc-frenchpinkyCanadianfinger
you can't... all you can do is limit yourself to 10 hours a day
here... you should be ok then... i didn't answer the questions
for a few days cuz i was up camping in ottawa this weekend...
are depressed...you need help....were can i get this help?you
ask...first of all destroy your tv, 2nd Stop with the porn and
masturbation cycles (mom is not a lesbian she is just comfortable
with her sexuality..most woman are)3rd dont think we dont know
of the friday nights you waste answering our questions but its
ok thats actually what u should do all the time from now on answer
our questions twenty four seven 4th Join a gym, work out.... get
rid of the gut..we know u got one...and i dunno get hobbies or
something...dc your cared for..keep living..death aint the way
yes i am actually... you can send me money... the tv thing is
ok cuz i don't watch a lot anyways... but number 2 can't be done...
and mom is bisexual... and no gut at the moment... if you'd like
to come here and feed me until i get one then that'd be great...
i get people bitching about not updating the site enough and then
others bitching about how i have no life cuz i'm always updating...
think you could ever give the good question award and the stinky
monkey butt award for the same question?
perhaps... it would have to be one hell of a question
your job about?
well it's about updating websites for clients that PAY me, it's
about doing some simple accounting and invoicing, it's about computers
and training others to use them, it's about putting them together
and fixing them, it's about giving technical support to those
who are too stupid to use them or are having real problems, it's
about computers and more computers
to find out how insane I really am, but have no idea how to do
it. Will I ever need medication? Will I ever be dangerous? Or
maybe I'll always be a pathetic loser with a lot of issues...
we'd need to do a blood test to be SURE
I go to sleep now?
yes... as should i
politicians so stupid and arrogant?
that is their job and you morons keep voting them in
you really do smoke weed,would you smoke with me?
if i really do then of course i will...
who are you for real?
yes... i'm sick of being for fake