magazines that sell make-up adds with "pretty" models
like YM and shit the devil? And we wonder why everyone is insecure.
those are just things given to impressionable young girls to convince
them that they need to spend time thinking about stupid bullshit
instead of real things... who needs a devil when there are other
humans around that do a much better job of making life suck?
bus-drivers who drive little kids go insane and shoot up the bus
or kidnap them? Is it because the little bastards wouldn't shut
up or because they forget to wipe their asses? What is it... really?
well lets face it... children suck... they are loud, annoying
and when you steal their toys they cry... if you had to listen
to that bullshit while dealing with the asshole drivers on the
road... wouldn't you just want to kill them too? i think there
is a certain note that kids can produce with whining that causes
our instincts to take over and just snap their necks... i bet
there are case studies on this somewhere
really the answer to life's problems? R Dire
not all of them..
a small salamander (about 4 inches long) yesterday and then puked
the little fukker back up. Is this normal? R Dire
yes... unless you taped it... in that case send it to me... there
is a cky/jackass episode that has a guy doing that with a goldfish
that d00d use "punk" as an insult? i take "punk"
to be a complement. i think we should ppl like that. can we shoot
ppl like that? how bout we start a "shoot ppl who are twats"
campaign? it would be much quicker than sterlising the whole human
race, as there among us, some decent ppl. - Fido Dido
exactly... punk is good... and your 'shoot pple who are twats'
ties in nicely with my 'kill all humans' plan... if your definition
of 'sterilizing' someone is shooting them then go ahead and start
was a vegetarian painter. Last time I checked we were both vegetarian.
I'm a writer, you're a Sock Monkey. Do you think we'll have a
similar place in the history books? - Mzebonga
I'm a writer too i think... and damn straight we will... i've
been writing 'my story' in history books whenever i find them...
no matter how meanly the librarian looks at me
it, in my otherwise sound mind, did I like Celine Dion for the
space of around 6 months when I was about 14? Would you attribute
it to personal issues? How about closet homosexuality? How about
a part of me desiring sanity in any form before my body crushed
it with a violence unbriddled? It's funny, though. The words "Celine
Dion" make me cringe. How could I have been so naive? - Mzebonga
i think you have some serious issues and should participate in
extensive group therapy involving wood, a small kitchen, some
cabinets that contain supplies for other groups, sugar cubes,
saws and more saws... by balancing yourself with the group you
will learn to control yourself in a more productive manner...
and don't forget there are plenty of saws for everyone to play
can u please
do me a walk through of the best way to jerk someone off? i need
step by step instructions to give my man the most pleasure as
possible. thanx DC!! ;-)
it's more of a hands on kinda training... so come over here and
we'll spend a few hours on it
people hold doors open for each other anymore? McDiablo
people are just fucking rude...
think my mouse pad is the ugliest one you've ever seen? McDiablo
hell no... that one i saw that time was uglier... i don't even
stars suddenly appear everytime you are near?
I'm super fantastic and the universe revolves around me
is it wrong for me to think of you in this ultra-sexual way? -mandy-
not at all unless this is you again grandma
it mean when people say you look like a monkey?
it means you're sexy and everyone wants to touch your ass
scare the crap out of you?-Swanky
no it makes me want to kick it's head... so i can hear what it
would sound like
you do if you were trapped in an igloo with rabid peniguins and
all that you had was a purple marker and acrocodile tooth?
well i'd write "damn I'm fucked" on my chest and then
join the penguins in their quest for 'more ice'
to be living in cancun for spring break, what do you think we
should do with all the half naked horny idiots?-marissa
have them sign over their money to me and then kill themselves...
poison the beer and line the condoms with some sort of corrosive
MESSAGING BOARD! what does DC sterilize locks on the 24 colors
on plants? what does DC sterilize locks on the 24 colors on plants?what
does DC sterilize locks on the 24 colors on plants? blasdkjffdsf
my name is scott stevens. www.stupidandsad.com my e~mail is email@example.com
i just broke every rule
its kind of amusing so i didn't
Did i have
monkeys for dinner; or did i just use monkey flavored tooth paste?
can i have a dinosaur-butt on my Q? cuz i mean, ur being mean
to monkeys and all by having thier ass'es printed on the net?
and did you know this was written by an 8 year old child who has
nothing to do cuz his parents are out to dinner? i did. well it
was nice talking to you. i hope you have enjoyed playing basketball
with willie the whaleman. because the red dog screams bloddy gurgle...
or was the happy fish APOLO IS DEAD! mooses are the flavor of
north kentuky where people like to read read READ! lalalalala.
ok bye mr. DC.
monkey flavored tooth paste? hmmmmm.... monkey asses? have i told
you about this group therapy thing? there is plenty of room there
for you too... and saws
this is the question to top them all and if it is'nt ide also
like to ask this question before it if i don't get a good Q award
on this one should i shoot myself? allright..... Why does the
shitiest cheapest smelliest cheese taste really good but the small
packaged in little round plactic thing like gourmey cheeses taste
it's an experiment the government is conducting... think about
ever seen saturday night live with that pat person? what is the
true sex of pat?-sk8ergecko
yes i have... and i think it's a chick
marijauna should i smoke if i wish to become the leader of the
free world when they legallize weed?-Sk8erGecko
well I'd assume you just keep smoking until you think you've accomplished
it... then you can build me a spaceship so i can go back home
more questions will i ask before i get a good question award?-Sk8erGecko
I'm not sure... i guess we'll find out
the chicken really cross the road?-Sk8erGecko
there was no road...
the KKK were those stupid fucking white pillow cases on there
i honestly have no idea... if they're so into what they believe
then they shouldn't cover their faces...
take the movies freddy got fingered, rat race, american pie one
and 2 and mix them all togethor what will tom green be doing with
a pie horse and a bunch of keys in the first seen?-Sk8erGecko
he'd be fucking the horse while it ate pie... i haven't seen rat
race or the first american pie... i feel like I've lost a bit
of my life by watching american pie 2... what a stupid movie...
freddie got fingered was wicked
fuck is stuck up my ass and how can i train it to take over the
world and help you in your sterilization program?-Sk8erGecko
start by shaving your head... i don't know why but it seems that
all true movements begin with the shaving of the head... so do
that... watch fight club... take notes and then report back
at your pictures and noticed you have a eyebrow peircing am i
correct and when did you have it done?-Sk8erGecko
yes you are correct and it was done a few weeks ago
is it at
all possile to catch a cow with a peice of string and a thumb
tack and how can i acheive this?-Sk8erGecko
yes it is... but if i told you then I'd be breaking a confidentiality
agreement i signed when i perfected the technique
you get oprah of the air with use of a handy dandy notebook and
a cheese doodle?-Sk8erGecko
you write down in the notebook 'OPRAH SUCKS', eat the cheese doodle,
unplug the tv, then beat the shit out of it... no more oprah...
ate shit what would it then turn into when it reached the other
side of your body and came out your rear if it was shit in the
it would be shitter shit then the first shit
in your rules that i have the option of bribing you is blackmail
also a option and its just unlisted?-Sk8erGecko
blackmail is an option if you can find such material to sufficiently
they sterilize the 24 hour store before they inject the creme
into the arm of a senior on life support?also can you plz tell
me wtf i just said?-Sk8erGecko
well you tried to make a sentence out of words listed as my rules...
people seem to be distracted... how about some wood... or saws?
a sockmonkey made from thread where were you manufactured?-Sk8erGecko
my mom made me
rabbit sock monkeys does it take to overthrow are national government
with the aide of my self a m4+m203 assault rifle and you if you
decided to join the frey?-Sk8erGecko
without me it would take 5821454852368745952154863259731519861
of them but WITH me only 4554962
dicks does it take to get to the center of a pussy toll booth?-Sk8erGecko
12 on any day but sunday... on sundays its 85
you see California without Marlon Brando's Eyes? R Dire
i'm not sure... i haven't tried that yet
they call Walgreens "Walgreens"? I never understood
that shit. R Dire
i blame the green grass... if it had been blue then it'd be the
show me the way to the promised land where rivers of alcohol flow
free and squirrels are not hunted for nuts and also where children
play freely amongst the midgets? R Dire
if i knew the way i'd be there instead of here... and i would
kill all who tried to trespass
an explanation to the voice inside your head that speaks to you.
You can hear this voice, but you do not use your mouth or your
ears. So how do you know that you are listening to this voice?
you can't really proove it... so just live with it until it starts
telling you to do things you don't want to do... then you have
to stab your ears with a qtip until it's quiet
know how about wood or saws?-Sk8erGecko
well you'll find out... if not then you will be eaten
feeling generous today? would you like to gve me a good question
award? keep in mind if the answer to the last question is yes
you do have to give me a good question award its the rule and
don't try to say you don't fallow rules-Sk8erGecko
no not really... and no not really again... and hell no i don't
have to follow rules... there are no rules set out for me giving
the award... it's purely on a whim
the presidents actually pay off the national debt? they say there
going to do it every election why do they lie?-Sk8erGecko
they all lie all the time... somehow they are paid to lie
ever win the lottery?What are my lucky powerball numbers?When
should i play them?oh yes and if you answer correct i will probably
donate to your site so don't screw me over sock monkey i'm on
sure... and they are 2 46 88 4 75 21 54... play them now... and
if i'm wrong you should pay me anyways for trying...
like a dollar?-Sk8erGecko
yes.. i would like many dollars
big long questions seem to always win the award?-Sk8erGecko
well they don't always... and look... all the
good questions on one page...
would it cost to have a hooker get naked with me get in a hot
tub filled with peptal bismal then i clip her toe nails and she
shaves my buttocks?-Sk8erGecko
it depends on where you live and if you've washed lately
to Pee Wee Herman?-Sk8erGecko
i think he turned into a vampire for awhile...
still alive?What happened to him?-Sk8erGecko
he was a robot... and he was sent back
hitler still alive?What hapened to him?-Sk8erGecko
i don't think so... i think he was killed awhile ago or something
Am I not
as think as you drunk i am?-Sk8erGecko
i've asked this but i cant find the answer were can i get my own
well any that i have found online are quite expensive... so i
guess its best to get the socks, then force someone to make you
one... or give me 50 bucks and i'll get someone to make you one
I become a MIB? -Sk8erGecko
grab one of them flashy things and force them to let you
i smoke myself retarded? -Sk8erGecko
i haven't found that out yet... i'll let you know when i know
i have sloppy spelling?-Sk8erGecko
i blame your parents
nothing really... everything is in motion so there is no REAL
up and down... only the percieved
Utah suck so fukkin much? Is it cuz their alcohol is lower in
percentage than everyone else's? Or is it all the religious fucks?
i have never been to utah.. if you pay me to go then i'll let
you know why i think it sucks
weather? R Dire
well it's been kinda cold lately... i want the summer to come
so i can go camping
place is so insane; why does DC seem like the most informed and,
perhaps, one of the sanest people in existance?
it's all done with smoke and mirrors...
to Singapore in a few weeks. What do you think I should do during
have a good time and be nice to others
the fuck is with the gay nicknames everyone uses to post when
asking you questions?
who are you to judge our nicknames? too bad for you
will you eat my poop?
i don't know of this 'dick cocksucker' you speak of
can vegetarians eat poop as long as the person who shat it is
a vegetarian or is poop just naturally a vegetarian encore, like
those healthy microwave thinghies ?
if they are truly vegetarian then they would not eat shit that
may contain meat
I have come up with an insane solution to an insane problem, ie.
I become a bike messenger in NYC and dodge traffic for a living
while starting a band to cause mayhem and destruction, I have
it all planned out- do you say yea or nea? Realise that your opinion
could have a drastic effect on the outcome of the world so what
say ye yea or nea? Well goddamnit answer me,yea or nea? Comeon
on now your momma or should I say moooma said yea, so how bout
a yea? Well fine don't answer me then.
i think you should just stick to the bike messenger thing until
you are run down and killed by a cab
Why has God cursed us with Ben Stiller? Did we do anything wrong?--
yes... that time you didn't eat your veggies and your mom said
that 'what goes around comes around'... well this is the punishment...
the patriots destroy their names by means of a virus immitating
foxdie if they were allready dead therefore not making a difference
if anyone knew there name or not??
whatever you're talking about sounds interesting but i don't know
specifically what you're referring to... so i say they did it
in spite... just to prove a point
a brazillian shave?
did they call IV needles 4 needles?
well aren't you clever... how is that working out for you.. you
know... being clever?
really go to the moon?Or is it true tht we faked it just to piss
off the russians?-Sk8erGecko
i sure hope someone has gotten to the damn moon... if not then
i'm pissed and demand action to be take to get up there... we
should be building spaceships on the moon... we wouldn't have
to have so much fuel wasted just getting away from earth
SAnimal such a prick?-Sk8erGecko
born that way really... but it could be the numerous blows to
the head too
like to prick authority? McDiablo
depends on my mood and how much time i have
laugh is "bwa ha haa". What is yours? McDiablo
i don't have an evil laugh... just an evil smirk/grin
parents say on thing, mean another, then expect you to know what
their on about?
they are just playing with your head... they have hidden cameras
on you all the time
you half Japanese girls...do it to me everytime..." What
do you think Rivers Cuomo was thinking when he wrote that lyric?
he was probably thinking about those half japanese and half robots...
they do it to me everytime too
4 slurpees this week.. am i going to go to heck for it? - Miss
yes... but you'll have a good time
I am afraid
that one of these days, an elephant is going to sneak up behind
me and touch my bum with it's trunk. What's your worst fear? Vista
that i'll be forced to live forever with you humans... and fuzzy
a teacher who uses sayings like "Pleased As Punch",
"Clear as Mud" and "Done Like Dinner", i think
he might be "playing for the other team" what do you
think? - Guitarded
well he can play for any team and still sound like an idiot...
i think perhaps he has no team and that's the problem
such a thing as Emo-ality? -Miss Roger's Sweater
no... it's all lies
trouble staying awake in music history class.. there's only so
much mozart i can take.. what do you reccommend i do to help me
stay awake in class? - Guitarded
stop going... that way you will never sleep in it
one possibly be in love with 2 ppl at the same time , loving one
yet needing the other even more?
it happens... i think you should send me some money and i'll give
you a more detailed answer
asked SAnimal when he's gonna answer his questions... you swear
like I got an answer... R Dire
he sucks... why are you even asking him questions?
put addictive chemicals in their sandwich's that makes me crave
for them daily? R Dire
yes they do actually... it's in the bread
REALLY insane? R Dire
not REALLY... just really
bright colours. Bright colours are nice. Mmmmm, green on blue
and yellow and orange. Actually, I think the accurate colour name
is Gold but it's pretty damn yellow if you ask me. It used to
look really shitty before I moved it around. It was a brown and
pink/orange/tan colour. It looked rubbish. So, I changed it. The
original design was black, red and white, even before I found
this place. But that only lasted a week before I traded it in
for something a bit brighter. Too many things in life are dark
and shady so i made something bright and breezy. Anyhow, there
are black bits - you just need to look at the whole place and
contribute by asking questions or whatever you do. That's "you"
as in the wider third person aspect like "one". Anyway,
why would you want to suck my ass in the first place? - Mzebonga
why not... you've got a damn sweet ass
rire your dream means that you are gay, so post your number on
the website so my sexy ass can rape your sexy ass.
this isn't a question... and i've given you my number so why haven't
Cocksucker, give me a good question award cause I'm moving and
wholeheartedly support the noncormist movement? Oh yeah my question
is what do most office people resemble: robots, animals, or zombies?
Cocksucker you can not spot a question without a question mark,
is this a sign that your retarded or just canadian? And your beer
it's not MY beer...
we don't talk anymore? Sally
i think it's the time difference and the damn busy schedule i've
having a good easter holiday? Sally
oh yea... easter... i don't celebrate that
Is it possible
to be illegaly insane? R Dire
yes... i do that
were a marble, would you eat lettuce? And if you did, would you
want to play music? But... If you didn't... Would you kill Dorritos?
yes i would... of course and yes
i kill the squirrel? - Fido Dido
is better than capitalism. dontcha agree? - Fido Dido
i think that people should send me more books
your other $7000. and here is another $10,000 so i dont have to
ask a question. - Fido Dido
i want 70,000... so keep sending me more money
does a girl have to be to get pregnant?
wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? because
I dont know how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, cuz a wood
chuck cant chuck wood
damn wood chucks
they get those boats in those teeny tiny bottles? - the DAmbro
elves build the ships in there
the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
to mess up people and spell checkers everywhere
i dreamt this 1 haha... what do sheep count if theyr tired? ~the
happened to White History month? (october)
i'm waiting for insane month
cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right
to remain silent? and If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles
and submarines be shaped differently? ~the DAmbro
yes they do and why the hell would
the shape change
deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? ~DAmbro
a million times deeper... damn sponges
Can I have
my motha fucking movie cheque? Jay
only after i get mine
they cram all that graham into golden grahams?
they use brooms
have a right of passage and are ready to go then why refuse to
leave. i mean its easy to go there. its only on the thither thather
side of the Gonk! Gonk!--Mistofflies
um... i'd have to say green
fuck are stupid hardcore arseholes that are so up themselves they
can't get out so common? Do groups of them get together to act
out their stupid fucking peurile fantasies, and thereby add thousands
of other pieces of shit to the world? Why don't we just hunt them
down and skin them alive? It would be most fun. Will you help?
well that depends on your definition of hardcore... but either
way people suck
motto is a quote from an 18th century poem: "There is pleasure
in madness, to be sure, that none but madmen know". Is this
a good motto? And I liked your answer to Mzebonga's question about
falling, though you ripped it off from "The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy".
everyone should know that it comes from the hitchhickers guide....
if not then read it now...
damn I hate those fucking bigotted shits of guys who think of
girls as something that they can use to their own advantage, and
get rid of once they get boring!!!! I sit on the bus and hear
guys behind me planning to make a girl go out with one of their
friends, and I wanted to turn around and say, "God you guys
are fucking sad!!! Don't you understand that someone has a right
to their own decisions, and that you should respect that?!"
These supposed "guys" are really just a bunch of spineless
shits who are too stupid and bigotted to ever get noticed by someone
who is actually worth noticing, so they just play their petty
games, ruining the lives of so many people!!! I fucking hate them!!!
What do you think about these stupid fucking dregs of humanity?
i think they should be sterlized... and shot... in that order...
people who play head games suck
so bad about communism? - Mzebonga
i'm not sure... i don't really know much about that sorta stuff...
get empriss nikon to tell you
better? chewbacca, or hans? i'd say chewy cause he's a sexy beast,
but that's just me......what's your take on this? -henry p.winkler
that roaring noise pisses me off... so i'll go with hans
so i was
watching jenny jones today (i don't know why), anyways, it was
on phoebias. This one lady was afraid of little people, which
was kinda weird cause she thought that the midgets were gonna
attack her because they're "creepy". so my question
is, what are you afraid of, any weird phoebias you have? - henry
rocks in water, deep water, horses, the metal pick at the dentist...
to name a few
song "we are the champions", who's we? -henry p.winkle
me and my imaginary friends
to join the circus. would you say that the carney life is for
me? -henry p.winkle
um no... market it online and have web cams
more obsessed/depressed/insane, DC-Swanky-Or ANYONE ELSE LOOKING
AT THIS PAGE! Come on, this is bullshit and you all know it -
Still feeling rather content though in your sad little existence.
In fact I don't need you to answer any question at all - I've
answer it myself! DC is the 'prep' , the follower addicted to
the fads. Posing well as a 'leader' here, failing in the eyes
of the actual insane of course. Swanky, just wants to be with
popular old DC, prep himself bu not a popular he needs DC - You're
all so fucking gay. You're American right, Jesus, your country
man :) :) :) :) :) Do you enjoy spring mornings?
i'm not really the obsessive type... i'll go with me being the
most insane... i kinda tuned out for the rest of your question
my physics teacher is f**king with me on this, what does E=MC
squared REALLY mean??
well the C stands for the speed of light... i think...
one go about hijacking this website? (just curious..)
i'm not telling you
you call me a freak? You don't know me! What's your motivation?
And my question isn't pathetic!
being a freak is a good thing
people that are trying to lose weight buy a hot dog with EXTRA,
EXTRA onions?(which are very buttery) -Swanky
i'm not sure???
is a chinese man?
I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A padded room. With rats.
Alot of rats. Rats drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They
put me in a room. A padded room. With rats. Alot of rats. Rats
drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room.
A padded room. With rats. Alot of rats. Rats drive me crazy. Crazy
a serious question for you and i want you to be completely honest
with me, okay? Where have all the cowboys gone?
the other players in Microsoft Hearts conspiring to kill me?
they hate you... they are bitches
Am I a
fool? I have various nicknames, though people often refer to me
as idiot, often prefixed by fucking. This often occurs when I
perform some particularly stupid feat, such as discussing philotic
theory with an artichoke, or starting ISADAG (International Society
for the Abolishment of Discrimination Against Goats). What is
your opinion on my foolishness? - Fish
i say go for it and i'll donate some socks towards the cause
from Rainbow made of wafers? -Mystic Murray
Bush just a stratigically shaved monkey? -Mystic Murray
i'm not sure... why insult the monkeys like that
a first cousin considered incest?
not that i'm aware of
sense a thing of the past?
of vcr has the least amount of tracking problems?
a dvd player
you awnser any of my questions anymore?- dane
i do damnit
teacher is insane. He tried to electrocute the whole class. He
didn't charge the Leydon Jar enough, and only managed to knock
half of us unconscious. He is planning a second attempt. Should
I force-feed him Antimony to stop him? - Fish
hell no.. just encorage others to go to his class and skip it...
then repeat... that will reduce the numbers a bit
alarm has a "Warning: Radioactive" sticker on the back.
Is this part of a secret conspiracy designed to sterilise us all,
allowing the ants to take control of the world? - Fish
yes it is... rip it out and bash it with a hammer... it's a microphone
song "I'm Blue" written when the band got high and watched
probably... i mean who hasn't done that?
in der nahe von eine Haltestelle? Ich mochte einem Meerschweinschen
und eine Bus nach Bonn bitte. - Der Fische
i have no idea what this says but the Der Fische made me laugh
Demon Child, why are dinosaurs huge scaly piles of lizard?
they are built that way... just one of those things
you not a sock cow?
i have NO idea... i will demand an answer of my mother next time
i see her
misplaced my pants. Do you know where they are? McDiablo
no i haven't seen them... perhaps rory the lion knows... but he
might be off getting a perm
Easter Bunny come to your house and give you chocolate? McDiablo
no but my mother did... and yes i got chocolate... i don't like
think I should change my colour scheme? - Mzebonga
i have no issues with the colors actually as they're insane...
i think some of the graphics are needing improvement... the content
you make a cute popular boy like you?
a WHAT? get out
love people with all their heart?
sure, just because they're geeks doesn't mean they can't have
give me one good reason why I should buy one of your overpriced
t-shirts or hats?--syko morgana
i can't... its one of those 'well if they REALLY want to then
whatever but i wouldn't' sorta thing haha... we'll eventually
make that whole 'selling' thing worthwhile... do you honestly
expect us not to put it up there so some rich freak can send us
money and get some shitty merchandise for it? we're insane...
wait till we start auctioning off balloon animals on ebay...
you try to understand the african nun's(sister genevive) silly
i don't really... it either makes sense or it doesn't
is it that there's a poster with guitar chords on it? - Guitarded
started writing a cool melody and then realized that it was a
line from Beauty and the Beast.. what the heck is up with that?
you sure are guitarded... there is no excuse for that sorta shit...
you are BANNED from music
a cool name for an emo group? - Miss Roger's Sweater
Bob really have jedi powers? cuz that was some freaky shit he
did to get that video tape from between those metal bars... -Miss
yes he did... didn't you see????
chewing gum a couple weeks ago.. am i ready to move up to the
"quit smoking" gum? and then move up to smoking in a
couple more weeks? - Slur-peed One
i'd give it another week of the gum... then move a step up
rainbows made of? - The X
smoke and mirrors
you reccomend to sterailze someone? What is the BEST way? - The
remove everything from the waist down... even the legs
had a box of toenails, a Q-tip (the cheap ones), a Good Question
award to give away, a fully automatic weapon, and a smile, what
would you to to make the world a better place? - The X
well i'd sure toss those toenails at someone to make their day
special, go on a rampage through a few places with the qtips,
then clean someones ears with the automatic weapon... i'd be smiling
the whole time and i'd eat the good question award because assulting
people with qtips makes me hungry
ever ate something that you wish was dead? - The X
not that i was aware of
people say heck instead of hell? Frankly, if you're going to say
something, say it. Say "fuck" not "fudge"
and say "vagina" not "furry front bottom"
and have the good grace, if someone is a bit prudish about words
to shout the word they are trying to use at the top of your voice
so everyone can hear it. Afterall, these are just words, to quote
the great bard: "What's in a name? That which is a rose wouldst
smell as sweet". So say "fuck" and mean "fuck"
don't say "fudge" and mean "fuck" because
I like "fudge" (that's not to say I don't like fucking)
but I'm getting tired of going into sweet stores and ordering
"fudge" and the old lady behind the counter thinking
I mean "fuck". Or did I say "fuck" and mean
"fudge"? I can't remember. Anyhow, I would like to assert
the fact that people should make their meaning clear and express
that meaning with the appropriate words. Like women, they say
"I hate you, I can't stand the way you drink your pint and
that aftershave you use" and the mean "you're kinda
nice and I like you. If you play your cards right after I've insulted
you, you might get some". The world would be a lot simpler
if we spoke plainly. I think you should be the one to assert this.
[There are a couple of questions in there somewhere but I understand
if you think this is less a question and more a rant] - Mzebonga
haha furry front bottom...
why do cockroaches turn onto their back when they die? - Watermelon
i'm not sure... i haven't heard of that before
if your arm bursts? - Mystic Murray
well clean up the damn mess before it stains and then get a new
I fall into unconscienceness for about eight hours. What is going
on? - Mystic
oh no... drink lots of coffee and make sure that doesn't happen...
try caffeine pills.. ANYTHING to stop you from sleeping... don't
let them get you...
"Happy Hour" in most bars and clubs last for 3 hours?
it's harder to get happier these days... everyone and everything
really sucks so you need three hours of steady drinking to begin
this strange growth in the middle of my face?
i don't know... get a saw and hack it off... see how much you
can get for it on ebay
T the world's first black man? - Mystic
twice but due to that whole 'where did the sun go?' issue he forgot
the first man to drink water?
that guy.. you know the one i'm talking about
the point of all this talk about putting a tax on Preperation
H. I mean it is a nessary part of the medical field. It clears
up a nagging problem and it also works wonders for baggy eyes.
Why extra tax it. I mean it would be like extra taxing lube that
is important as well. Nothing smoother then a lubbed up sock monkey--Mistofflies
a tax? damnit they tax everything... why don't they fuck off already...
fire them all and get some competent people running the show...
this is obviously not working
are a trader, and you have to cross a river on a boat that can
carry you and one other item, how would you get across if you
are carring a duck, a bag of corn, and a fox? Remember, you can't
take the corn and leave the fox and duck behind cause the fox
will eat the duck and vice versa with the duck and corn.
i'd take three trips or hide two items up my ass and smuggle them
to me what girls want while i pleasure them sexually
how about you bring the girls to me and i'll show you?
know that if you took the ume off of the word assume you would
have the word ASS? hehehehehehehehehehehehhuhehehehe
you said ASS!
no... that would be an insult to gay people everywhere... he is
a robot that is stuck in a yapping loop... nothing intelligent
comes out of his mouth... just shit...
have sex with me?
ok but give me a few minutes to finish updating this
pop the boiler on my hairy ass
can i stick
my dick in your sock monkey
the sky is blue
something to do with water vapor and sunlight
i smell so bad
you don't wash... and you roll around with wet dogs
i eat my boogers
they taste good
a problem. my grandmothers poodle keeps wandering into my bedroom
night after night and asks me if i will stick a spoon up her ass?
I told her no but now shes harrassing me. Please help me before
she sticks that spoon up MY ass!?!?!?
i'd lock your door at night... and tell your grandmother about
the dog... if she doesn't stop it then i say move out... you deserve
so much better then that..
k the only reason
humans were put on this world, supposedly by God, was to mate
and populate the earth, right? Not to do anything with there lives
just to live, mate, and die. anyways heres my question if we were
put here for that only why does "God" have the people
that serve him the most (ie- nuns, priests etc) abstinate from
sex? If we were put here only for that why don't these people?
so theres my question.. can ya answer it?
well if you believe in god (which is a whole issue within itself)
then you could argue that those who breed are focusing on raising
the children and those such as nuns are focused on doing 'gods'
work... so therefore they are sacrificing every other focus for
'god' while those breeding are still doing 'gods work' but in
a different area... if you know what i mean...
got dressed up as Elton John. Are you as scared as I am? McDiablo
not really... i'm kinda turned on
i've been watching just the last 5 mins of the Noon News because
that's when the funny newscasters banter.. is it wrong that i
enjoy watching the banter more than the rest of the news? - Miss
yes... there is something horribly wrong with you... you're one
of those freaks who like the damn radio banter too aren't you???
admit it! and when you submit a site to be linked to... you really
should include the url
Do I have
to dive into the question board? McDiablo
1 inch "power" squats really help my knees get stronger?
my Doc gave me a whole sheet of paper on the importance of power
squats.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
a whole sheet? send me a copy... i don't have any sheets on that
at all except for those i found about the kuntz brewery the other
people chew on straw?
i haven't witnessed anyone doing this, but i guess it's better
then them chewing on their fingernails
i had a slurpee every single day.. that's 7.. are you as amazed
that i am still alive as i am? - Slur-peed One
only one a day? i'm not very impressed... now 7 an hour is impressive
to do a "performance jury" at school.. does this mean
if i suck i'm going to have to go to jail? cuz i don't want to
be some 50 year old woman's little bitch. - Guitarded
i would change your name, dye your hair a different color and
pretend you never heard of any of it... just run away... and then
buy me a lava lamp... becuase you will be sore as well as a 50
year old woman's little bitch
an alter ego who is actually Satan possessing my body and my voice
changes and i use the word "fuck" a lot. That being
said, do you think I should risk scaring my friends or just do
away with my alter ego altogether? Vista
i say keep the whole 'split personaity' thing up... it comes in
handy when you do something really nasty and instead of getting
fucked up the ass by your cellmate, you get a needle shoved in
your ass while you hug yourself in a padded room...
I once had a teacher
who sneezed and coughed abnormally loud.. she thought this was
normal. did i mention that one time she pretended to be an alien
and asked us "what is poetry?" in her alien voice..
What do you think of all this? - Miss Roger's Sweater
sneezing loud is ok... it's those wussy fake sneezers you have
to watch for... i think that teacher rocks...
really mean Laugh Out Loud? Or does it mean what paranoid types
think it means....Loser Online?? Vista
it could mean laugh out loud or it could mean nothing at all and
humans have just made it stand for laugh out loud so that they
can sleep better at night...
is often mistaken for a little kid on the phone. Do you think
she should raise her voice a little or just stop answering the
i think she should try using a megaphone... or speakerphone...
teacher wears a leather outfit at least once a week...and it's
very disturbing...should teachers like her be allowed to wear
leather, ya think?-Hunka Chunka
no... leather outfits are wrong for various reasons
hier in der nahe von eine Haltestelle? Ich mochte einem Meerschweinschen
und eine Bus nach Bonn bitte" means: "Are we near the
station? I would like a Guinea Pig and a Bus to Bonn, please".
And Fische is a feminine noun so it should be "Die Fische".
I did German A-Level, are you impressed? - Mzebonga
die fishe... haha
you mean my graphics suck? What's wrong with them? I'm probably
changing the color scheme anyway. - Mzebonga
i never said they suck... some of them are just hard to read...
its your site so you do it whatever way amuses/annoys you most...
i reccomend blinking text to all web developers
front bottom... What about it? -Mzebonga
i said SPANK ME... damnit you never listen
drawing a line between Geeks and the Insane now? - Mzebonga
i was drawing a circle in my notepad actually... i'm not good
at drawing geeks...
consider yourself to be omniscient? - Mzebonga
most of the time yes... i just don't share it with anyone else
you going to issue the answers for last month's what ifs?
soon BITCH... damnit we update the questionairre, update the look
and you're bitiching still? it's just never enough for you people...
swallowed my foot. I regurgitated it as fast as possible, but
it still got partially digested. It is now suing me for attempted
murder. Should I silence it with a cyanide injection? - Fish
yes... and quickly before it tells the other foot... they may
be working together
my friends tried to break my nose today when she said something
really stupid and I replied, "Wow, do you want a medal or
a chest to pin it on?". Was this the wrong thing to say?
maybe she knew someone with a medal that wasn't very nice... i
can't see any other reason why she'd be upset... unless it was
her time of the month? (yes i'm expecting to have my ass kicked
by jcp for saying sexist shit like that so bring it on bitch!)
had a BMW, and he left it parked in a parking lot. When he came
back the BMW logo had been pried off and stolen. He parked the
car in the same place 2 weeks later, and when he came back someone
had stuck a Datsun logo back on his car with sticky tape. What
the fuck is going on? - Fish
try parking there again and see what happens... that sorta stuff
is the random insanity theory at work... so take notes and send
them to me for my thesis
you know Der Fische actually wanted a bus to Bonn (germany)? he
also wanted a guinea pig, i think. geez......
i don't like guinea pigs
i had a huge fight with my girlfriend. then, she refused to speak
to me. after a couple more days, she didn't even get out of bed.
she started to smell. she dint move. i got so horny i had to force
myself on her but she was ice cold. i remember reading your story
about kate, is this the same thing? is my girlfriend actually
yes... yes she is... and things do not look good for you my friend...
know your boots are mismatched
yes they are
like santa's elf. did you work there once? -Watermelon
no or i would make toys that harm children and their parents
you quit trying to please everybody and work so hard at updating
the site's layout and just go with whatever YOU feel like. for
crying out loud. - Watermelon
damnit we are... we lied to you to try to make you people feel
less like the losers and freaks you are... we like the new design
or we wouldn't have put it online obviously
every page of this website, what do I do now? My life no longer
has meaning. Should I drink myself into a coma so that when I
wake up years from now I'll have new things to see on the site?
or will the cats have already taken over? If they have, will the
site still be up so I can read it from my cell? or will The cats
have mercy upon those who truly love them? Wait, I'm already a
slave to the 2 cats that live here, but hey "Happiness in
Slavery" (NIN) -Sparkle Pixie
read it all again to see if we've changed it at all... and only
go into a coma for about 3 months... then check back and send
us money... the cats will not disclose their schedule to me yet...
and of course they will have mercy for those who truly love and
serve them... and good job for putting the NIN reference
the only country in the world pronounced "Kuwait"?
i'm not sure... so i'll got with no
I hunger and crave human flesh? -Mystic
could be anything really... go take a bite out of someone if you're
that hungry... get them to say 'bite me' to you
Mr T. wasn't
the world's first black man. It
was Sidney Poitier - Mystic Murray
can this be proven?
ate some shit, would people believe you when you said "man
that tastes like shit!" - Mystic
i certainly would
French Fries called French Fries? Because you can bugger me backwards
if the French have chips like that. - Mystic Murray
it's just one of those stupid english names that make no real
sense... that is the answer i'm going with
drink? - Mystic
of course... thats where the expression 'drink like a fish' comes
mean they drink their own wee wee?
yes... water sports means they just play in it
where the phrase "to get pissed" comes from? - Mystic
that guy with the purple hat
the secret of fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or
else I'll photocopy my rear and waste all your paper! - Mystic
well the meaning of life is 42 (douglas
adams rocks) and the purpose of it is to die
the lyrics to the baby balooga song or baluga however u spell
i don't know so shut the hell up about that stupid song
I am a
juggalo. I've been a juggalo for years. I would just like to know
if the sixth jokers card is gonna be everything I've dreamed.
Or are they going to sell out? Cuz if they do, I will personally
start a world wide riot!!
they are going to sell out... but you knew that already and just
wanted to type the word juggalo
my ass have this giant pimple on it and it wont pop - orion
try using a sharp object like a toothpick
we like apple jacks, when they dont taste like apple? is it because
we're worth it too?
it's because products are pushed on us with lies and pretty pictures...
the average nipple size?
i'm not exactly sure so i should see way more of them so i can
provide you with a better answer
can't get you outa my head. I don't understand it. i tried sooo
hard to get you out. i laid in my bed and thought hard about everything
I could, an ocean, a hot dog stand, even a dupster but a damn
sock monkey always apeared. How do i get you outa my head?--Mistofflies
you don't... just give in
cock could a cocksuckr suck if a cocksucker could suck cock? -
well i'd guess a whole lot of cock
i think some of those questions are laughable, but please exscuse
my spelling for i am dyslexic, my question is this do you believe
that cell phones are a governments way of tracking people Christina
yes... if they choose to... i mean you ARE emtting a signal everywhere
at school we hung a wheelie bin . . . we tied a noose to an overhanging
branch and killed the bastard. Now the other wheelie bins are
following me around . . . are they planning revenge? - Fish
yes they are... you have no hope of escape
class and I freaked out our teacher so bad she moved to Canada
mid-week. If you see her, call her Big Red Ball. The name is adequate
description. Please try to give her a nervous breakdown so she
doesn't come back. She's a bitch. Will you help? - Fish
canada is pretty big but if i see her then i will
a fan of Woody Allen or Spike Milligan? They are funny guys. -
i think sometimes i am but some other times i'm not
hell is there a scroll bar at the bottom of your menu page. I
hate scroll pars that go left to right on webpages. I might have
to kill you with an automatic rifle unless you change it. - Fergus
there is??? hmmmmmmmmm i blame society... that and jcp & i
both have 1024 x 768 as our rez... so fine i'll change it for
you people with stupid 800x600
there a hole in macaroni noodles?
well it's kinda hard to quickly cook big hunks of pasta
I AM THE
BOG GOBLIN!! In that I am the Goblin of the Bog. In a Peat Bog
sense. Really, it's true. What do you think to that? - Mzebonga
i think good for you... embrace your Bogness
laugh when i say G-string? even though i'm talking about my guitar..
i don't... maybe when i'm old and lonely you can come over and
say gstring to get me going though
my history class half the class skipped to play in a street hockey
game.. my teacher was asking why those people decided to schedule
their game during her class.. i think she's really naive and doesn't
realize her class is boring as heck.. is it right of me to laugh
at her stupidity? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes it is... laugh loudly... march up to her and make sure she
hears you... then draw pictures of her looking stunned or crying
on the blackboard
is shocked that i now chew gum.. it's not like i'm smoking crack
or anything.. what should i do? -Miss Roger's Sweater
chew it louder... blow bubbles... leave it in their hair while
they sleep... they'll get used to it or pay you to move out
"Cheese smells so good On a burnt piece of lamb"? -
i have to disagree... but i'll take the cheese
cool green cords for 6 bucks.. how cool is that? -Slur-peed One
i am truly impressed...
you answer my questions? do you have something against me? - Odalisque
i answer your questions... maybe you should start typing them
in instead of staring at the screen and thinking of them really
hard... it works much better
Sally such a mutherfuckin bitch? she's such a freaking cunt, when
i want to pay the fees for this month she has to give me her bithcy
face and tell me it's past the due date. What the fuck does she
know, she's just a stupid secretary/collector of fees!! - SiNiSTaR
woah... such hostility... those who collect money are generally
trained to be nasty fuckers who only care about their paperwork
and screwing you over...
why do guys rape
camels sometimes? can't they find themselves a woman? - SiNiSTaR
are you saying they should stick to raping women?
ever been to hell? - SiNiSTaR
i live in it everyday...
Wang Chung? -SiNiSTaR
i'm not sure... i think it has somehting to do with emptying your
locker at the end of the year
ever meet Fu Manchu (not the band) - SiNiSTaR
not that i'm aware of
updated your look, i can't find half the stuff i'm looking for
anymore!!! where's Ask SAnimal??
haha gee i guess i accidently forgot to put it there... i wouldn't
do that sorta thing on purpose... never! sadly enough jcp noticed
too and added it back in
this person.. she is like a stalker... well not really but everyone
thinks she is cuz she has liked this guy for the past 6 years
is taht really a bad thing?? - dipstick
i knew a girl who sucked off a guy... got cum on her shirt...
then went home and put that shirt in a ziploc bag... she kept
it for about 4 or 5 years... she would occasionaly open it up
and make sure the cum was still wet... and taste to see if it
still tasted the same...
i try to
kill my Sims but i always get a voice from my conscience and then
i feel guilty. These are people. people i created and made successful
with their pianos, their bed, their swimming pools...but the thing
is i really want to kill them...can you help me overcome my guilt
so that the bloodbath may begin? - SiNiSTaR
when you feel these thoughts of 'guilt' pinch yourself until you
don't feel so bad anymore... remember... you can always format
your harddrive and no one will EVER know what you did to them
I go to bed now? McDiablo
to break the world cracker eating record this morning, by eating
3 dry crackers in 1minute 40 seconds. I was too slow, but now
I'm sure I can hear malicious mutterings and what sounds like
a knife being sharpened from inside the packet. Are they plotting
to circumcise me? What should I do? Mystic
well... yes they are... but that's the least of your worries if
you can believe it
keeps dressing up as a woman and shouting, "Well hello therebog
boy!" Should I slap it about a bit, and tell it to stop,
or put it next to the dirty dishes in the kitchen and see what
i say you paint it black and name it 'Elise'... you'll be happy
with the results
were wearing a banana suit, covered in the creamy bits from inside
oreos, jumping about and shouting "Bugger me with a fishfork,
Mr Toasterly-Whittingham, for I have the Holy Chalice, the elexir
of vagueness is mine", and then you went to Paris and fell
in the river. Would
you be in-seine? Mysic Murray
no so much insane as having a lot of time... besides why would
i do that when i can just take off, change my name, eat books
and wear a purple cape with a large F on it... put some wheels
on my couch and go for a spin to spain... damn carrier monkeys...
they'll never find me then
I am trying
to cook some sausages in the oven. Should I have gassed them first?
Or is that too good a death for the red, crinkly bastards? Mystic
sausages are sickening... thats all i have to say
such thing as a beef chop? Mystic
my sources carefully, I have found out that the world's first
black man was not Mr T or Sidney Poitier. It was Bill Cosby. Mystic
your 'sources' are your grandma and that thing you found under
you seen it Eh? Eh? Where's me washboard? Eh? Have you seen it?
How queer, I said how queer! Ho ho! I said I've seen you wrapping
presents when it's nobody's birthday! Eh? Eh? How Queer. Where's
me washboard? Mystic
i think it's in the bin
if you say, "I don't believe in faries" one will drop
down dead. Does the same apply for World Leaders? Mystic
let try it... i don't believe in world leaders... i don't believe
in stupid people... i don't believe in old people who drive badly...
i don't believe in sanimal...
monkey at the top, next to theinsanedomain.com banner jerking
heh I was wondering how long it would take someone to get that
german thing I posted . . . how about this one: "Guten Tag,
Ich mochte eine weiswurst mit sahne, und zwei grun karroten bitte"
I probably fucked up the tenses, but that's because I spent every
German lesson gnawing on the table leg . . . i may not have learnt
much but it stopped my teeth growing so long that they punctured
my brain. - Fish
oh enough with the damn secret messages in another language...
and Salutations thine eloquent and peripatetic sock monkey of
much ignoble foolishness . . . dost thou indeed perform such hedonistic
rights in with thine idiosyncratic and obsequious companion, the
frog that thou dost call "Kermit"?
kermit loves it up the ass... just look at his face... he's loving
it... LOVING it
have a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your
right hand, what have you got? *whispers* (the answer is Kermit
the Frog's undivided attention) - Fish
sometimes you just have to squeeze as hard as you can
the house down across the street! Should I get out there and start
to rebuild it? McDiablo
damn striaght!!! it's up to YOU now
I was trying
to get into my email this morning and it said the server was busy.
Should I kick my computer in the nuts? McDiablo
go kick the person in charge of the servers in the nuts
we doing since our birth? We're learning, getting wise, getting
stupid, forgetting and most of all, growing older and older! So
what the fuck are we living for? (Omuletzu)
so we can get the whole thing over with! send me your money...
with a nut allergy give blow jobs? Mystic
only if there isn't a label that says 'this product may contain
mac donalds milk shakes are made from potatoes. so what are the
fries made from?
ground up dead children and trees
want sweetcorn with that?
not right now
hell do Americans call Canada "CanaDUH"? Is it supposed
to insult us or something?-Whistlerdust
they just don't know how to pronnounce things
believe in "Euthanasia"?
if i say i do then it won't exist? is this another trick question?
to Mystic Murray's question, yes I do drink. Copiously. And have
you ever been to Australia? - Fish
i have never been there but you should pay me to go there for
a month or four
i'm not telling
the easiest way to acheive automatic satisfaction while sitting
back and relaxig?-Whistlerdust
breathing usually works... just lay there and breathe...
So if you
find chocolates in the toilets I hope you don't eat those chocolates?
i'm not telling
one is home right now so leave a message and I'll get back to
prefer curly or straight hair? Blue or yellow hair? Blonde or
black hair? Streaked or foiled hair? Short or long hair? Girls
or guys hair? Up or down hair? Fantasy or boring hair?
straight, blue, black, neither, long, girls, down, what the hell
is fantasy hair?
well the ones i know are rude and hot tempered
me just don't fall out of the sky, you know? McDiablo
they don't? damn!
boochie noochies??? Jay
the villains in a James Bond movie always reveal their plans before
killing him? McDiablo
they aren't as smart as real evil people... plus its to explain
the plot to those who were distracted by the tits
did it have to be snakes? Indiana Jones
well the lambs weren't as scary as originally thought
really a tree that can grab people and kill them like in Harry
Potter.. cuz I was reading that last night and I ain't no little
kid but that is scary.. so is there really a tree like that? -
yes there is... there is a whole forest of them actually
Tag, Ich mochte eine weiswurst mit sahne, und zwei grun karroten
bitte" means "Good day, I would like a white sausage
with cream and two green carrots please". That is what that
means. It's hardly challenging. Should I charge for my translations?
no you shouldn't... in fact you should stop all together...
Is DC a
male or female?
i'm not sure.. i'll go ask
Is it really
all in the hips? Vista
that and the original sketches
buses have a sign on the door saying "Please do not attempt
to enter bus when doors are closed"? - Fish
there are so many stupid people out there that signs like that
are a neccessity
you wearing little pointy shoes on the page with all the newest
why shouldn't i be? you're just jealous
you gay?why is everybody gay but not sanimal why is he better
than you??ohh and nirvana rules(from a sophmore from rio grande
you obviously aren't well... so i'll just smile and nod at you
so you go away
naive???-THE RIO GRANDE CITY PIMP-
i think it's that place where the guy wears the hat that looks
like ears and they sing a lot
guys use messenger or chat what r your fav websites?fav bands?your
not the guy who likes faith right? "THE RIO GRANDE CITY pimP
we use icq actually... mzebongas site is cool and so is GFY...
faith no more/mrbungle
your dick so small? THE RIO GRANDE CITY pimP
well to be honest i don't find you that attractive...
grass green? LMAO no heres the question whats a question?
um... solar power... that is the answer to both
it that everyone wants to know where Waldo is...? I mean, I know
that he lives in my closet with Elvis, a magical leprachaun named
Victor, and some kid named Matt. Waldo used to live in Matt's
head, but then he started making Matt stop setting fires on random
electronic things. But the point is that Tom Delonge is hot. So
why do penguins insist on drugging my tea and forcing me to do
dances on a lace covered table top?
its all for waldo's amusement... EVERYTHING
to enjoy giving german lessons :) ... "Guten Tag, Ich mochte
eine weiswurst mit sahne, und zwei grun karroten bitte" "Good
day, i want a white sausage(?) with cream and two green carrots,
please.." is wurst supposed to be a masculine or feminine?
i thought it would be ein, but i don't know...do you know, DC?
no more no more no more
mean that men should rape women, i meant...why animals? what the
hell did they do to deserve being fucked by another (fat and ugly)
species??? - SiNiSTaR
they didn't do anything to deserve that.. i say we beat those
they'll do it, when you wanna go to it"...ok? - SiNiSTaR
it mean if you dream about flying? - SiNiSTaR
it means that you have dreamt about flying... enjoy the dream
and fly around
dolpha, is there something wrong with me? - SiNiSTaR
yes there is something wrong with you... but that has nothing
to do with dolpha
short story/poem titled 'Hanz' is disturbing...what the hell is
it about? - Watermelon
its about hanz... and his unfortunate relationship with two young
a friend who is unhealthily obsessed with Counter Strike. he spends
all his spare time playing it. how can we tear him away from that
evil game and his infernal machine? oh, he also likes little girls
- but thats besides the point... *PooMole*
smash it... smash it all... smash him with the smashed stuff
does a fudge tunnel actually cost in the Peachtree? *cocoshunter*
um that i don't know... i do know that lava lamps are about 70
winning for losers? (I'm stupid, I forgot to ask the 1st time.)
i blame society and pennies
give yourself to the white wolf?--Mistofflies
not at the moment... but maybe later
cookie stand part of the food court? TS
no.. it is independent... brodie obviously explains it better
sneezing with my eyes open and, just like people say, they popped
out. How can I put them back in? McDiablo
of course you can... haven't you seen cartoons???
was cleaning out the basement today.. and we put a bunch of our
junk by the curb for "clean up week" and we ended up
filling up our curb.. what do think about that? - Miss Roger's
i think good for you... you people are really on a cleaning kick
is it ok
to pay for a 95 cent slurpee with interac? - Slur-peed One
i'm sure it's ok... just not that smart if you pay for each transaction
one.. is it bad to pay for a 95 cent slurpee with interac.. and
have your card declined..? - Slur-peed One
that's not bad... it's SAD
is it a
bad sign if you clean all day and end up coughing dust out of
your mouth? - Miss Roger's Sweater
when you shit out dust bunnies... that's when you should start
move out of my family's house i plan on living in a shopping cart..
do you recommend i get a split level home (the kind with the upper
bin thingy and the lower bigger bin thingy) or should i get one
with just the regular bin thingy? - Guitarded
well if you can find a working two storey then go for it... maybe
rent out a room... if not then get a sturdy regular
If a dog
that has three legs gets in a fight with a couch... why is the
it's the dirt road behind the dog
are you offering or teasing?
earth would a person name their mirror "Erised"? And
furthermore, why would someone name their mirror?
you mean you DON'T?
so do u remember how we always talked about steve an beka and
how we wanted them to break up...well they did! and on a tuesday
too...just like you said..thanx DC.......is beka fat?
not really... and i have to admit that i'm not interested in thinking
about beka again
Is So Powerful Then Could He Create a Rock That He Can Not Lift?
If So Why Can't He Lift It? "If He Is So Mighty"? ~WARLOCK~
and exactly why is 'he' out there making rocks to throw around
anyways? i mean damnit look at these stupid humans and 'he's'
out there trying to throw fucking ROCKS?
everyone should embrace my bogness, don't you? - Mzebonga
absolutely.. i'm going to go out and get you a bog greeting card
to mark the occassion
demon child and all demons work for the devil, does your Daddy
work for Leonardo Di Caprio? - Mzebonga
yes he does
you say if my nuts where not your chin? ~WARLOCK~
i'd say 'i'm glad your nuts are not on my chin'
my dog depressed
you've been feeding him shitty treats
Santa Claus fat? Does he eat the bad kids or something? R Dire
yes he does
would it take for you to sell your soul? R Dire
make me an offer and we'll go from there... i doubt you'll ever
have enough though
'i heart you' mean? i see a lot of greeting cards like that...-SiNiSTaR
i don't know but it doesn't involve me getting any money so i'm
not that intrested in finding out
Do you think
that if a teacher buys the class naniamo bars for the last class
of the semester.. does that make up for the hell they've had to
go through all semester? - Miss Roger's Sweater
it doesn't make any difference at all... throw those bars at the
teacher to show your disgust at his/her attempt to buy your affection
so late... and for so little
a sock puppet named Edna would you like to meet her sometime?
she's single and looking.. - Miss Roger's Sweater..
yes... yes i would
player in my car isn't working and it sucks.. what should i do?
try lighting it on fire
a rehab center like Betty Ford for Slurpee drinkers? - Slur-peed
i'm not sure... if not then start one
like vanilla or chocolate Girl Guide cookies? McDiablo
well i don't really LIKE either... but i'd take the vanilla before
get sick of racking your brain thinking of clever answers to all
of these strange questions? McDiablo
you really think some of my answer are clever? i had given up
on trying to come up with clever answers awhile ago...
Is it wrong
that i sometimes talk to me guitar? it's not like we have deep
conversations about our love lives.. i just tell it sorry when
i accidental hit it on something - Guitarded
no thats not wrong at all.. making reservations for two at a resturant,
dressing it up, taking it out for dinner and dancing... now THAT
would be strange...
really "da bomb" in phantoms? Brodie
i haven't seen that movie actually... didn't look too appealing
did this become a haven for teenyboppers declaring their love
for some fuckwits? - Watermelon
i'm not sure... i thought i had made the <insert stupid boy
band band name here> fanclub site seperate from this one...
stores items of the same data type in a what?
a bin out back clearly labeled with a properly formatted bar code
and printed label... is such data is deemed 'hazardous' then the
appropriate WHMIS labels will be attached to the bin
"malloc(int sizeof(struct NodePointer))" mean? is that
you've gone mad... reboot
your tshirts so boring? - SiNiSTaR
well to be honest we just tossed that graphic up... we'll be making
a real attempt soon as something cool
I am a
friend of Miss Roger's Sweater's, and I was wondering what you
liked best about her website BESIDES the room cleaning pictures?
i'm not telling you... that information is for my little green
book labled 'my little green book of secrets'
people leave their Christmas lights on until April? Vista
the 'how to throw bread at ducks' list?
haha jcp forgot.... it's under insane
jog backwards do you gain weight?
i'm not sure... try it and let me know
is a neutral therefore it is "das Weiswurst". That's
all. I'm done. Happy now? - Mzebonga
happy that you're done yea
do you think of lesbians?????? *S*
i think that they should tell me up front so i don't hit on them
and gross them out
isn't very nice to us yet people still send him questions why?
Your so much better.
exactly... he doesn't answer them for months... bastard
psychics never win the lottery? And if they're so successful,
how come they can only be found in cheapo black and white ads
on the backs of lousy women's magazines?
well psychics aren't in it for the money... that's why they charge
a low hourly rate
never win and winners never quit, should you still quit while
if you don't try then there is nothing to quit... so just don't
sticks to teflon how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
magic and fairy dust
people speaking german can lichten mein asch. dont you agree?
- Fido Dido
Gomez on toast. Gomez and marmite. Gomez in the morning. and,
yea, Gomez on cd. dont eat that, jimmy. out the back door and
into the road? - Fido Dido
into the road, down the river and through a tree
that damn frog out? - Fido Dido
not i... you have no proof
a dumbass that deserves to die...im such a loser too... sanimal
is right..he is so cool i wish i could be just like him...ohhh
sanimal if only i could tell u how i feel.... ,DC
till running rampant arrives? i am eargly awaiting it. - Fido
well it's the whole 'forms' shit.. since jcp has started a new
company she's been too busy to make them... we're working on it...
!!!!!!!! and yes we're working on the what if results so it will
be up in a day or two
angelia jolie thinks about life?
i think maybe you should ask her....
i don't really remember the exact location but it's near that
red planet with the specks
your favourite Blizzard flavour at Dairy Queen? Or your favourite
Tim Horton's donut? *hopes that you're not a diabetic.....* McDiablo
um oreo... and donuts are made in animal fat so i don't eat them...
when i did i liked boston cream or honey dipped
won an important game! (insert shocked face here)....are you happy?
i'd be happy if someone sent me money every week so i wouldn't
have to do any crappy work for anyone else... just work on this
you think of when you read this screen name...Johnny Big Penis?
i think of johnny poptart
suck... agree? R Dire
people who flick at your ears suck... that hurts damnit
151... Should I be dead? R Dire
you should be sending me money so i can afford to buy a flame-thrower
your daddy, and what does he do?-Swanky
i'm not exactly sure... i think he's a space-monkey
like the Hokie Pokie? Have you ever danced to it before? I did
it 5 times in a row today! Fun.-Whistlerdust
i didn't like it at all... yes i did... it sucked
I can, I think I can... I thought I could? R Dire
you thought you could but you thought wrong and then you thought
you were wrong and then you were right
the fuck do these people come to YOUR website, call you names
like cocksucker, and small dick or whatever and you answer those
questions? haha, those people are fucked up. anyway im bitching
on your behalf. damnit. - The X
i answer because they are technically meeting my rules... if just
its just bullshit then i delete them... and yea... beat the fuckers
up so i don't have to go to jail for doing it
we arm the homeless? i think if we do, there would solve most
problems... think about it... if the homeless had guns, they could
kill off other assholes because they claim to "not have anything
to live for" so that would let the dead and disease wipe
eachother out. next, there would be less begging. more robberies
but that helps the economy buy making the police earn their pay
with the increase of homicides, robberies, and other fun activities
that you can do with a gun. what do you think? - The X
i think it sounds like a good plan..
you get from one side of the town you live in to the other side
if you had a block of cheese, a bottle of Bacardi 151, and an
Oklahoma University flag? - The X
hell i'd party right where i was... forget going across town
ever understand women? R Dire
sure... it must have happened a few times by now
are invading my house, I think cuting down their rainforest sanctuary
was a bad idea... What should I do? R Dire
give yourself up... there is no hope
blind? Or are they just taking the piss? Mystic Murray
i don't know... and um sure that's what they're doing
write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above, if
the bible tells you so? Do you believe in Rock n Roll? Can Music
save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance reeeeeal
slow? - Mzebonga
no i didn't actually... no i don't actually... absolutely... perhaps
and damn straight i can
know the muffin man?
i've been asked this before...
GODAM***...don't you hate it when you bite you lip more than once,..IN
THE SAME SPOT??
haha damn teeth
are sore from being tired...should I put some vinegar in them?
I you could
spend 100 dollars in walmart what would you buy?--Mistofflies
a n64... how much are they again?
the ultimate equation in quantum physics?
to be or not to be?
do chinese people decorate with american santas? why isn't there
a chinese santa?
anyone can celebrate any holiday they want... i celebrate 'death
to everyone day'
did u see...."tom
greens subway monkey hour" that was the shit...i hope u saw
it.....if so did you like it? if not do u intend on watching it?
do u even like tom green? what about andy dick? is he gay? i think
they're both hilarious...
no i didn't... i did see 'freddy got fingered'... i like freddie
got fingered... i didn't know it was out there so i'll try to
find it and watch it... tom green is funny... so is what i've
seen of andy dick... i don't know and yes they are
a good band?yes or no?u r canadian....so u should know what i
mean..if u do not I do not like u oh and i heard that sanimal
loves u...did u know that?or are u guys having some secret affair?if
u r i support u! (Theres a couple questions 4 ya enjoy!) -DC
olp? never heard of them... i know sanimal loves me but i return
his gifts unopened for fear of them being bombs
to ask 4 advice...could i?
well let me first set up a way for you to send me questions and
have me answer them online
is a chinese keyboard?..cus im thinkin biggg
i don't know actually
such a wannabe dc ur never gonna be wierd as brad how....face
it man u just a sucker...all u gonna do is suck all ur life.oh
and question...why do u suck...r u some wannabe vacum to?...sad
as brad? damnit... i'm weirder then him... the rest is just gibberish
so i can't reply
not cool..id appericiate if u did not answer....are u a pheniset?
virgin mary's last name christ?
like the taste of food over the feeling of being full?
Canada suck, and how?
there are humans living in canada...
If my lover,
who happens to be a turtle, asks me if his new shell makes her
look fat... what sex is my lover?
take your finger and find out... thats the only way
those horrible Woody Allen movies keep winning awards and for
God's sakes why does Janet Reno's manly voice make her so hot?
i don't know... and i have no idea what she sounds like...
ever bend over just so you can observe your own butt, only to
discover what a great ass you have?
not yet... but one day i'll discover that... until then it's just
ever pick the toe jam out of your feet with your tongue and then
use the leftovers to condition your hair?
no... but that might save me some money if i do that
ever awakened to the sound of dripping only to later learn that
it was you peeing down your leg?
i think so... but i might have been dreaming
she got a mind and a will of her own...?
ok fine that's just great but when does she send me money
is sanimal so in-love with himself?....cus i think he is lieing
cus hes ashamed that he is really are a big faggety loser.So he
says he has a girlfriend and all that other shit but he dont and
he just says it to sound cool...but its really not..cus its not
cool when people do that its, really pathetic...~HopsgotCaught~dont
u agree wit me?
i don't know he just sucks ass...
was the last time u updated this thing?
is it possible
to get an S.T.D. by having oral se??
um... that i don't know... ?
a pair of socks with "Fido Dido" on them . . . How the
fuck did Fido Dido infect my socks?? - Fish
what are you talking about? you've obviously stolen fido's socks
and in deep denial... just give them back
what music do you listen to? - the lunchbox
lots of different stuff... although i'm needing more lately...
lately i've been introduced to portishead, moby, and the early
manson albums... lovage is now in regular rotation, along with
ever pull pranks on people, and if so, what's your most prized
prank to pull? - the lunchbox
no not really... that requires effort on my part and i just can't
bring myself to do it
you French Canadian? What is your opinion on French Canadians?--InsaneLane
no i'm not... and i've met some rude french canadians and some
nice ones... i guess they're like all the other humans... they
just don't talk right
DC, I am
planning to start my Anti-Humanity campaign. Should I start it
off with the nucleur-killer-grass-hybreds or should I start it
with the Polish Sardine Can ozone eater?--InsaneLane
i say do both... it may cost a bit more but it's worth it
more powerful than God, more evil than satan, poor men have it
and rich people need it?oh and also.... Name a food item that
you first take off the outside then cook the inside and after
its cooked you eat the outside and cook the inside?-GrundleTea
the love of cock? what???! um... corn? i don't know... it's late
and i'm tired
it mean when you're tummy is rumbling? McDiablo
i encountered that the other day and found out that you have to
consume food so the body vessel continues to function... once
you ingest this food then the rumbling stops... apparently you
have to do this a few times a day
is it that almost everytime I come and ask a question, it is right
when you are answering so I get the annoyance of getting my hopes
up when I see that they are updated the next time I'm on? Is it
me, am I the Problem? Oh, Also, I think you should sell Autographed
Sock Monkey Porn to all of us. How much would you charge?--InsaneLane
yes you are the problem but it's ok... and maybe i will... i'll
charge 5 bucks a picture to cover my time and sending it to you...
how many would you like? buy 4 and get the 5th free
I be blessed by Qbryzan Speaking again? He speaks to my Heart.--Insanelane
i'm not sure... i think he might have gone to another planet for
awhile... he does that sometimes
enjoys being spoken to, does yours DC?--Insanelane
well i speak to the whole body in general... i figure if start
specifically talking to my heart that i may screw it up and i
need it to keep working for awhile without pain
to writing witty comments on the Vans Warped Tour message board....what
are you addicted to? McDiablo
coffee... the color black... insanity...
have nuts to kick when you are frustrated with it? McDiablo
no but damnit they SHOULD
of computer do u have?
well its dual 500... but i'm hoping to upgrade that shortly...
512ram... 100gb which is down to 1.2 left so i need more... 16xdvd
and 12x8x32 burner (for now)
have no question...but im just really bored and sick. So thats
my question..even though its not the definition of question..im
feelin bad..sick..bored..so i ask that.If u dont understand What
i mean ur stupid!!!
i say two thumbs down
kelly whats up?
the oppisite of down
have a sockmonk to, he is a pretty sweet monkey oh and brad how...is
way way way better than u..ur just some guy that writes stupid
and waked out things and i bet ever joke u do had to be thought
up in a hour..but brad has the style the eyebrows and the quickness
and the tv show and the vocabulary!what do u have a pic of a sockmonkey
and a keyboard!u cant even compare to that man...that man is a
god..ur not even good enough to speak of him. Im not even good
enough to speak of him!....and were did u get ur sockmonkey?
damnit it's always 'brad, brad, brad'... well damnit i am just
as wonderful... and my tail is way better
u dc! u just answered everone of my questions...i thought it had
to be some wicked aSSed questions but u answered mine...ur like
the sweetest person alive....u r the most nicest person ever ur
actually the first person ever to be nice to me I LOvE YoU!!!~!!!!!!~!!!!!!~!!!!!!~!!!!!!~!!!!!!!...r
u single? ugly?gay?straight?american?monkey?married?pretty?smart?dumb?
you love me? damn i rock... yes i am, depends who you ask, don't
think so, fairly, no i'm canadian, pure sock monkey baby, no,
of course, absolutely and sometimes
like my Tartan Slippers? - Mzebonga
yes... they're nice... may i pet them?
when a car is repossed by the bank to the idividual that owns
well i guess that car is going to need a car wash
fish got my socks? please tell to give them back or i will kill/maim/sexually
molest him/her/it/gorilla. this might explain where my socks go
when i put them into the washing machine/interdimensional teleporter/hades.
do everyones socks goto fish, or just mine? what would happen
if you were to climb into the afore-mentioned device, and be washed/teleported/consumed
by the infernal flames? would you also goto fish, or just the
sock part? would you then become merely a monkey? i suggest we
test this hypothesis by putting a condemned sockmonkey into the
afore-mentioned device, and seeing what happens. when is the soonest
we can do this? do you have any sponsers willing to cover this
monumental event, and broadcast it live to the world/dimension
X/hades? your support is most appreciated. yours-with-cold-feet-ly
- Fido Dido
i say we do this now... and i'll bet that just the socks go to
fish... while other parts go elsewhere... what i'd like to know
is what i'm getting out of this?
think it is stylish to wear socks on your arms? McDiablo
oh oh oh ohohoh hanging tuff in the early 90's?--Mistofflies
i have no idea what you're talking about
you have hot hard core monkey sex with me, if i pay you great
amounts of money??
jill ate tons of pills is that okay or should we hurt them?--syko
well... ok let's hurt them
dog fly up on my lap or was that the jew?--syko morgana
it was the dog
did I touch
his wee wee or did erika gnaw on his knee?
that was his wee wee... next time don't lick it for free
fred wait for hika at the clock?
at least try to have it make SOME sort of sense
did u eat
my chicken or did i?
it wasn't me... i don't eat chicken
erika put the mexican on the peppers?
for the hell of it
any such thing as steak people?
yes... we're all steak people to the wolves
snowflake swell or was that the rat peanuts and unicorn paste?
well i don't want to just blame the unicorn paste but i'm pretty
sure that it's to blame
cheese made from the milk of monsters
down the hall to the right
she like that song?
well she's crazy like that
erikas name monkey?
well it has to do those monkey noises she makes while fucking
there bread on top of my fridge? who put it there? Is it alright
if I ask two questions? No, wait, now thats 3, Are you going to
get mad at me? Please say you won't, ok? There is a total of 4
questions, or I mean 5. I think. Can you tell me how many questions
there are? What is a peanut?
you put it there to 'air out'... not mad... um... you've asked
a few questions... a peanut is that thing that the guy threw at
me the other day
Bob's last name Shrimpf? What is the purpose of the F?
to mess with your mind and steal your rugs
the average age a male goes through pueberty?
do you live in?
let me check... canada
get aroused when i say "pink cookie" ? do you like to
nibble on pink cookies?
no... but now that you've said 'nibble' i'm rethinking the whole
mind if i smoke? what do you smoke?
sure... but take it outside... unless you smoke what i smoke
straws are back at 7eleven how cool is that? - Slur-peed Kid
that is cool
ever taken two slurpee straws and ate your slurpee like you're
eating Chinese food? - Slur-peed Kid
no i haven't... but next time i'll be sure to try that
have bums? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes... yes they do.. you just have to know how to find them
girl friend says i play guitar good, does that count for anything?
well not really... ask someone else
Is it weird
that now when i want to clean my room i just have to pick up all
my dirty clothes off the floor? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i haven't even thought of trying that... hmmmmmm
I had a
question but i forgot it.. do you know what it was? - Guitarded
it was 'can i sell everything but my guitar and send all the money
to you?' and my answer is yes... yes you can
think i spend more time with my guitar than with actual humans..
is this wrong? - Guitarded
no.. humans are annoying and stupid
is it when you get up at 6am to write a test and the first thing
you do instead of get ready to write the test is go on line to
see if anyone is on? and the fact being who the hell is up at
6am to be on line to talk to you when you have to write a test????
~ Jeepy i needy
hey.. you never who else is on... maybe it's 6pm to someone else
on the planet... they might be on
I eat anything?
you won't shut the fuck up...
everybody bother me about stupid crap? does stupid crap actualy
have a purpose, and if its so stupid and crappy....why must they
bother me about it? ASHY
they want to fill up your time with shit so you don't realize
you're pissing your life away
average penis size
i don't know... i'll say 7 inches? if you're really that interested...
start measuring volunteers
I do if I have to go pee but all of our toilets are broken? McDiablo
go outside and piss... take some toilet paper if you're a chick
afraid of the shit demon? Like the one from "Dogma"?
well having a shit demon would suck... so yes i'd be afraid
can shallow take you? McDiablo
kinda far... but not really
can i trouble
you for a warm glass of milk? it helps put me to sleep. - SiNiSTaR
no i never have milk
trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. now you will
go to sleep, or i will put you to sleep. - SiNiSTaR
this isn't a question... i hope you choke on your milk
there a black dog sitting at my gate? i can't come out now because
of him. oh wait, it's a bitch, i see it's tits..-SiNiSTaR
well she has plans for you... i can't say any more
is it bad
to get addicted to forums... i think one of my friends is and
i don't know what to do.. although she has gone really werid and
is listening to metal.. what should i do?? ~ jeepy i needy
there is nothing wrong with metal... i think you should find your
friend in the forum and see what she's posting... maybe it's a
is it true
that if you wet your bed a rainbow will follow you around?
i've tried that and it's never worked
the highway to hell?
it's whatever road i'm on... forever into hell
sir, why is it that skeletor can't kill a guy with big muscles,
blond hair, and a pet cat? what's up with that? love from fish.
i blame the contaminated water and the table levels
eat you, sexy sock monkey. What are you going to do? - Flabba
i will be eaten
gonna do when Hulkamania runs rampant on you? - Mzebonga
well... i guess i'll have to kick some ass
know why ethnic nationalism is incompatible with the EU? Do you
know why I have to write an essay about it? - Mzebonga
no i don't... i've never had to write an essay about that...
it always cost more the second time? - Mzebonga
they lure you in with a low price then jack up the price when
you come back
the monkies go when the clock strikes?
they go nowhere... they just dance
you feel headaches or other aches and pains while you are sleeping?
well you still have the pain you don't feel it cuz your brain
is shut off from your senses... i dream pain though and it sucks...
i give my dad for a birthday present his birthday is this friday?
some candles and some pretty slippers