somehow or another these people won good question awards... yes the award used to be green... and even i don't know why some of these got good awards but hey... i've been answering these questions for over 5 years
dumb is pronounced "dum" what is the true meaning of the b?
my sock monkeys have been acting strangely, they have not clean the
lint from the dryer in over a month, what is wrong with my monkeys?
do you do if your best friend runs off with your goat?
do you do if your igloo melts and the Eskimo comes out and beats you
up cause he thinks you melted it
do you do if a caterpillar crawls up your ass?
do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection??
do stores that are open 24 hours a day have locks on the doors???
you showed my donkey pinata icon question, only, i have DNA taken from
one of the candies inside the donkey, showing that yes infact you were
ummm nevermind, anyways to put it bluntly or whatever the hell, i have
proof you humped the donkey, nasty nassssttttyyyyyy
are the cows always staring at me? and for gods sakes cant somebody
stop the cats from conquering the planet
many licks does it take to get to the center of bob dole?
i knew you woud know i was quoting RATM, so you don't have to be an
asshole about it. i simply wanted your opinion. no offense.
fiancee of two years cheated on me with two different guys, and then
dumped me. can she be forgiven for what she did to me? what would you
do in that situation?
a sanitarium is where they send crazy people to get sane again, would
an insanitarium be where they send sane people to go crazy?
says he/she/it hates you DC.Doesn't it realize how awesome you really
are?And where does SAnimal live?I think he/she/it should be tortured
until he/she/it joins your fan club.What do you think
the light in the refrigarter go off when we shut the door please i must
know i made a bet with that dude that dosnt leave my kitchen that i
dose becuase i think that the food is alive and they sleep when the
light is turned off most of the time and why wont that dude leave my
we teach our children by example,we have only our selves to blame for
who they become"(The Outter Limits)i belive in this very strongly,i
also pity those who cant teach theyre children at all.im only 17 and
i am very greatful for all that ive been tought,these are my thougts
on this quote.what are yours?
many stupid people dose it take to screw in a light bulb?cuz i cant
do it my self and i want to know how many friends to invite.
is why cats can't take over the world, and if they do, it wont work
out: THe persains/other purebreds will end up all snobby, and snooty
and crap, and then all the tabbies will remember thier free lives, instead
of being ruled over by furniture scratching fat cats!! So then
they willl revolt, and win... and eveerything will be normal.
do you and i am think that i don't watch big brother ingsoc 1984 iggy
pop and sid vicious... jesus and material goods... i have seen the game
in the wild and it is good... i have a mobster lobster and a pot holder/roach
clip on my head. jack in the box. 1984. i was drrropping a/c/i/d/ and
the bottle broke and i took too much- what should i do? nevermind. i
see god. i'll ask him.
one guy made fun of my family because we have to work to get our money
and his family is on welfare. he told me that we sucked because his
family didn't have to work. i laughed my ass off at him, but i was confounded
at how exactly to show him that his attitude was that of a fool and
that his philosophy was fucking stupid. what should i have said, instead
of just laughing and walking off?
Hollywood is run by Jews, why the hell are there so many damn Christmas
insane are gifted, don't you think? I mean, only the insane can be insane,
right? But really, then, that makes no sense, because that would make
the non-insane people sane, which they aren't at all! They are the insane
ones, right? So then, the insane people would be sane, but if the insane
were sane, then sane wouldn't mean insane, but sane, and sane is not
the same as insane by any means. I think the insane (sane) people are
the gifted ones, they know everything, it's the sane (insane) people
that really are insane... You know what i mean?
is not a question...i do not wish to get a good question award unless
it pleases you so im not sucking up or anything. But i recently Mistakenly
Highlighted at the top of your page...and there they were, your keywords
for search engines, i read them and noticed the word "sex".
isnt it amazing how putting the exact opposite of whats on your page
for keewords will do for site traffic? i mean its great if your competettive
or you depend on the web site to make a living....But i think the insane
domainis something that should be shared only with those who are truly
and honestly searching for the most insane and twisted things in life....who
spent hours on search engines to find it and reurn to it daily like
the folks we see here. It shoudl only be for those who have worked for
it. A reward. not for some crazed perverted lunatic looking for nude
pictures of your girlfriends mother to jerk off at. Its too good a thing
to be wasted on thsi pathetic worlds scum instead of its mental patients.
honestly think theres a big conspiracy going on behind the scenes with
SMURFS. I mean its crazy, papa smurf spends al his time caring for his
hundreds of "little smurfs" but, how did they all get there?
i mean when hes so busy working and taking care of the kids how can
he possibly love his wife enough to produce 2 or 3 kids a day? Which
raises another question, mama smurf is the ONLY women there! theres
no way she could give birth to that many kids, i mean there must be
a whole lotta lovin goin on in those little mushrooms of theirs. And
if she did spend her entire day getteing laid (whcih is imposseble due
to papa smurfs busyness.) How couls she POSSIBLY still have time ot
bake all those god damned muffins!? its driving me nuts. Please help
do peple hafta complicate words. For instance: automobile... ITS A FRIGGIN
CAR... just leave it!!! Cow, Calf, Bull: JUST LEAVE IT!!! Female cow,
male cow, small cow!!! People, humans, human beings, terrans: PEOPLE!!!
JUST LEAVE IT AT STUPID PEOPLE!!! If I need a friggin thesaurus, I''ll
by one!! Agrree?
know, as much time as people spend in front of the Television, one of
these days were gonna find out that remote control's give us Cancer
or some disease that makes our breasts or balls shrink or swell (whichever
seems apprapriate) and it's all gonna be one big FUCK YOU!!! from our
bodies for being so damn lazy. what's your take ont eh situation?
i hate you fucking "overlords" who play favorites... why does
HE get the award and i don't? because it turns him on? i even offer
to deul for the damn rights to the award but NOOOO!!!! grr... pissing
me off lately... Nikon
you didn't read it right DC, i'm disappointed in you, for shame for
shame, I asked you why the good question AWARD turns me on, not why
this section turns me on, coz quite frankly, it's not my type, the awards
are followed by the demented people's questions, THEN your answers,
god im glad i cleared that up, you better remember next time or you'll
lose another one of your sex crazed maniacs (not really one)
told me there were patterns for sock monkeys but then you told someone
else when they find one tell you but you know the sock monkey pattern
b/c you are one don't you? Love Sally
wont peter pan come and get me and take me 2 never never land i know
im not 2 grown up b/c i act and dress like a kindergardern i wish o
wish he would come and take me away from this place
si it that once you finally get over an x-girlfriend theyre the ones
that wont leave you the fuck alone?
do u eat your reeses?
umm hi i was wondering if u would join my new relgion called ducktapism
its were we worship duck tape. If it wasnt for duck tape the world would
have a question. im well aware that wrestling organizations say not
to emmulate what they do on TV at home, but oh well, me and my friends
do it anyway and tape it all so we can look back at how stupid we are.
So anywho, the other day i let my friend powerbomb me through a table,
then i eventually got up and tried to land and elbow to my opponent
who was laying on a table when he rolled out of the way, and BANG through
the table i went. what can i possibly do for an encore the next time
we do it? oh by the way, your answer to the killer for hire wuestion
was pure genius.
to princess- nobody gives a flying fuck about those stupid little characters
you use. practically everone knows how to type them or use the character
map. anyway, dc, what would you do if you recived a vaseline encrusted
dildo in the mail with a mousetrap on the head with the message "i
love you very much, poopie head. sincerely, steven spielberg."
i was a chicken and you were a duck and we both lived together on a
farm and the sock monkeys took care of us would u be my freind or even
my lover ?
have one day left to live, what would you do? Problem: Your a hotdog
never asked a question just made a statement why do you not tell her
i dont think DC should bitch out any one, and if he does thats his own
choice and as far as i can see it it was never any of your business
in the first place unless you happen to be one of the girls that wasnt
asking question. am i right?
you ever wish that sometimes you could just believe that there was someone
up there controlling things and that if you prayed enough that he would
make it all better? wouldn't that be nice. too bad i'm stuck in reality.
know, i said i wanted to be shot, so you jsut leave my knees alone,
i mean, im not gonna run away....for what?? i wanna be shot... BTW:
I think Sanimal should explode... seriously, just start trying to insult
you, and puff up and EXPLODE, splattering brains (which he has very
little of) and other vital organs all over your walls (if you actually
let him into your house...)------GrimmKaos, shoot me baby one moore
time (i would like to pop Spears's titties with a REALLLYY sharp pin.)
is a qustion that has been plauging me for some time now"how much
dose it cost to make money?"(in the u.s.)im sure not that many
people take that in to qusetion and im also sure that the cost raises
the inflation rate?
ask stupid questions when you don't want stupid answers?
think that the word In humane has no reason existing,In humane: the
human act of a lack of pity or compassion. what the fuck is that supposed
to mean? Humans by definition are not "humane" at all. our
entire race depends upon the supply of minerals to tear out of the earth
and enough animals to kill. humans are by far the least "humane"
creatures on the planet. If you ask me Humane, and Inhumanes, definitions
should be swapped. What are your views?
your bus here yet?whats your favorite beer?i like the jim stories...they
make me feel just like i did before the failed frontal lobatamy,half
my brain is in a jar....is yours?
when i see small elderly chinese people on the street, i get the urge
to stretch my oral cravity over their cranium and bite down, i have
contemplated going ahead and doing this several times, because some
of the people look quite tasty, but i fear i may have trouble swallowing
as i lost all my teeth in my battle with a drunken transvestite goatboy
when i refused to pay it for ejecting it's sperm into my ant farm. I
have finally achieved the ability to unhinge my jaw, but I often have
trouble mustering up enough spittle to get lubricate the cranium and
get it into my esophagus, plus the little elderly people often defend
themselves by plucking the attackers eyes out with their tiny fingers.
I fear being blind may be scary and dark, and the idea of choking to
death on a wrinkled chinese man/woman frightens me to urination, still
i can't seem to shake off this desire, what should i do?
i can understand the gibberish part, but what the hell is with the retarded
question rule, isn't this the INSANE domain, i didn't know you had turned
into Ann Landers! Could you please define a retarded question? and don't
just say "yours" or "yours is a good example" if
you want rules, you need to actually be specific, is this supposed to
be a serious part of the site or what? Please Specify..
are bread to suffer and born to die...humans are truly vile creaters,
dont you dink-- demonboy
we live to die? Why do we live in the first place? I mean, is it REALLY
worth having a kid for sex. . .the sex is better, but why the hell do
we have to have kids? To have sex? and if we're all gonna die anyways.
so very happy you put my question up, now i have a few more for you.
invented the lollypop?
you think you should post a "good answer award?" i think some
of your answers are dwarfed by the quality of the questions you answer.
i would like to know what answers to read and which to skip. my time
is valuable and not to be wasted on poop like answers. please dont delete
this, i am trying to help you. if you like, you can rip on this question
and then make fun of my lineage. Sounds fun, no? also, are you guys
Canadian? i see all this UK stuff and i am confused because you say
canada leeches off of welfare. i love what you've done with the place.-
love, ed romanofv.
smells like pork and has green all over?how can a color have taste?we
can associate colors with tast,but colors dont have taste! cryons dont
count.also jupiter has A ring.also those are just the planets in this
solar system.if you wish to learn about more about some planets that
are not in my solar system i refer you to Discover's galaxy guide issue(aug.
or sept. 2000 i cant remember).by the way the answer to the 1st question
is miss pigy in heat.bye--db"_"
it's funny. People ask you questions like they think you're God or something
and you're just another person and no you're not a sock monkey you pinhead!
I'm so tired of Evolution! One thing I know is that I didn't come from
a freakin' monkey! You suck! How can you hate Christmas? You must be
some kind of retard to have a website like this! What's worse, is that
people actually treat you like you're superior to them! It feels good
to get that off my chest!
do people like the taste of blood? Like licking someone else's small
cut???? Why is that almost arousing?
is your take on japense fighting fish???
don't we have magic transporter things soooo that we can just magically
transport to where we want to go in seconds rather then getting stuck
in traffic jams or having to walk.
I don't have a dick but I'm sure if I had one it would be pretty sweet
and I would teach it to stay. Anywho, which ones are creepier, Umpa
Lumpas or Lollipopmen? ~P.N.
should I ask you a question? You never answer it intelligently and have
fantasies about being some sort of monkey. I think you should just stop
all this and get a life. You probably spend hours reading and answering
questions when you could be having fun. And your answers are usually
stupider than the question.
your favorite thing to do a)eat b)sleep c)drink d) have sex e)answer
gay questions like mine f)make fun of people probliems don't ask me
why i'm asking you this but i just want to know.
does one seduce a homosexual transvestite, skitzophrenic, tight, loosed
panty, furry, tall, strong, sexy, and incredibly randy Monkey who doesn't
exactly do you tell if you're insane? Is it something you just know,
or does someone have to tell you? It works either way for me, but what
about others? -DS
do people that don't like this site keep on coming back? ~P.N.
am Dr. SockenMonkeystein I can create sock monkeys, and I have a large
assortment of colors, i love it, but the trouble is when i wake up in
the morning my sockenmonkeysteins have dirt and grass on their little
sockenmonkeystein feet, and a strange reddish brown stain around their
mouth and on their hands, my neighbors (or what neighbors i have left,
they keep abruptly disappearing, how odd) now keep insisting on executing
me, and i am pelted with rotting fruit and old hamburger when i try
to go out, i wonder why this is, do you know how i could be a better
neighbor? and why are my sockenmonkeysteins expressing such odd behavior?
could they be becoming sexually mature? perhaps i should separate the
adult males from the juveniles? or should i have them fixed? i take
good care of them, and i make sure to pair only the most compatible
and matching sockenmonkeysteins together, and i only use the softed
and most top quality stuffing, but yet they are still wandering at night,
perhaps when i create more i will use 100% cotton socks only..
human culture can be very annoying at times, especially the children
and the old people. Someone told me that ants have a much more complex
culture than humans, but I don't find them nearly as annoying. Why is
am a little freak, drowning in a world of overused and ill-contrived
media and material idolatry. All I want is a cheeseburger and to nourish
my inner-sockmonkey. Help me! What can I do?? -Daisy
lot of people ask you questions, but who do you go to ask a question.and
are you proud of your "free thinking" abilty?--db"_"
do you resent and insult the americans?, we actually dont hate you canadians,
and we really don't make fun of you or well..care about you at all (face
it, you're dull), you just think we hate you and therefore insult us,
sure we did the southpark thing with terrance and phillip..but hell,
we accepted tom green when you could no longer stand him, of course
we did give him back, and sent that fucked up drew barrymore with him,
but anyway, our government is going downhill, true, ANYONE could run
for office, but like you said, you didn't give a shit anyway and as
i scan through the pages of these questions i see various claims of
what scum we are, we are no better than you are, and not all of the
americans are the same!!! you're stooping to exact same low that you
say we're at everytime you rant us!!! i'm personally offended because
i don't fit into any of the stereotypes you have come up with for "all
americans" i am not closeminded, i am not self centered, and damnit
im not white trash!! or any trash for that matter!! so when you try
to answer this with some sort of rambling, remember, you yourself claim
over and over you see everyone as equal, but you constantly bitch about
the americans, bit of a hypocrite there aren't we?
there i typed it, and im going to do it again...gibberish, anyways..my
sockenmonkeysteins have infact bred, when i awoke this morning i found
my paisley female with a litter of sockbooties (a booty is a baby sock,
not an arse) three little pink girls with lace, and two little blue
and white boys with stripes, they're adorable, however i don't know
who the father is, as none of the males have lace or blue and white
stripes, so im beginning to think that my female is a lesbian and tried
the turkey baster technique, i do have a butch lesbian sockenmonkeystein,
shes a bit of a loner, and just sits on the shelfs all day, but who
knows!!! i thought about giving them away to the neighbors when they're
old enough, but i don't know if they can take care of them properly,
do you know anyone who could give them a nice home?? p.s... if you're
a sockmonkey, and you collect sockmonkeys wouldn't that make you a sockmonkey
owner?, and wouldn't that be slavery??? and if your mom made that monkey
featured on the site, then wouldn't it be your brother or sister???
or is that you?? ahh so many questions
know, i love your bells. the add a snappy quality to you and i envy
u. alas i would like to know how ur taste in boots became so refined
as i would like to build mine
should you ask someone if they are a pathalogical lier
makes a freak? when do u become a freak, is there like a test that goes
along with it, what if your a freak and don't know it, what if your
not a freak, and don't know it...why does cody spray me with the butter
scotch spray paint....so on a so forth
sure this has been asked, but, can cheese be made from human milk ?
it me, or are traffic cones trying to take over the world? I see them
every day, lined up on the side of the road, and I am terrified they
will try to jump in front of my car. What should I do?
come I never see sock monkeys in elevators? Do they have a fear of them?
How do they get to the tops of buildings? Do they fly? Can you teach
me how to fly? -DS
severed foreskin returned, this time during the day.My mom insists that
I invite him over for dinner but I'm skeptic - I regard him as dangerous.
Should I be hospitable and bring him over ?
are turds tapered on the end?
Whats eating Gilbert Grape - how wasthe retrospective -of understanding
ones sekf shown?
I'm holding steady at 140 lbs. and stand at average height and can hold
my breath for up to two minutes at a time...AND... I wish to perform
auto-fellatio (sucking myself) and if and when I get good at it, should
I swallow my own load when I climax..OR...should I shoot it into the
air as far as it will go and then proceed to wipe my dick on the curtains.
Your assistance would be greatly appreciated. Thanks
the most fun you can have with me??
the land of cotton-tails and corn-rows where do purple people live and
how do they cope with their desire to be orange? -Drea
a young sock monkey.......did u ever get...urges?
have a friend who keeps using the word retard as an insult. I find it
troubling. Retard has many functional uses like; flame retardant, socially
retarded and emotionally retarded. I don't think that disabilities should
be something that people use as general insult. Calling someone a retard
or a spastic or a cripple just seems to me to be cruel and insensitive.
To much the same effect, calling people gay to hurt their ego and damage
their masculinity is just as wrong. At the end of the day, it's all
just pathetic egotistical pursuits in order to make small minded people
feel better about themselves and establish some kind of social hierachy.
And they say we're evolved? Evolved my ass! We're, if you'll forgive
my tone, just the monkies we evolved from. Wouldn't you agree?
kind of stupid ass name is SAnimal any way?
Dc...does Saninmal have a hate for all sock monkey beings? the other
day i saw him handing out "Jesus hates sock munkys" flyers,
i wept in my tail...why is the world so full of hate, WHY!
Anyway, you seem to enjoy bitching about yer nieghbors, so tell me,
young sock monkey, what other blasphemous sins have they commited against
you most peaceful nature. Ok, im no poet, but still, what did they do,
besides being shitty rappers. --Laser-Monkey, pyromanically disturbed
am I shaking? I wont stop shaking.. HAHAHAHA!! LOOK!! there is a big
spider on the wall.. Oh shit.. its coming towards me....
a fight between pamela anderson lee and dolly parton, who would win?
you could slap my ass with something, and you had to choose only one
thing... would you choose a)a bat b)a large wooden paddle or c)your
in the mall I noticed that a gigantic bird was following me around and
it wasnt no big bird either... evry time I'd look around to see it,
it woudl duck behind some shelves and hide. what should i do to confront
elves came yesterday, they repossessed my car, they repossed my furniture,
all I have is a wooden removal chest. So I'm lonely and I'm hanging
out on a street corner looking for somewhere to go. The rain's pouring
down and every car that passes washes a huge wave of water in my face.
I'm soaked, I'm pissed off and I'm about to cry. Okay, I am crying,
now. I gave you all my time and money and you left me, you left me for
that slut. I hope you die you fucking bastard, I hope you gay little
sock monkey boots shrivel and you are forced to have you genitals removed
after a very painful bout of genital warts. DIE ALREADY!! You little
shitter. Can I sleep in your garage?
this real? or is this just a figament of my inmagnation? prehaps its
a figament og ur imagination! is it the carrot? argh! i'm being sucked
into the monitor! heeeeeeelp! <pop> <tinny voice> groovy.
<pop> woohoo! i win! wotd i get?
walked down the moonlight path to my house. i could see the light from
my window through a break in the trees. i had a suspicion that something
was wrong when i saw the headlights of an oncoming car through the outline
of the house. i thought "shit, my parents are home". i try
to sneak in through the back but my mother is already waiting by the
door. They didnt yell at me, they didnt even seem mad. In fact, they
told me that those headlights were the new car they'd bought me for
my birthday. they said that despite the fact that i was failing out
of school and already gotten 3 STD's in the last 4 months that they
hadent forgotten about my birthday present. excitedly i ran out to the
driveway and there it was. i'd never felt such terror in my life. i
felt weak and almost passed out. there it was. the light shimmering
off the fake wood paneling. my parents had bought me an '89 STATION
WAGON!!!!!! what's the most excruciating pain you've ever been put through?
have further pondered the value of ducks to the cat cause and been forced
to find another weakness in the plan. With the ducks, the cats (lords
of all and supreme beings on this earth) would be able to conquer the
air and, their most feared adversary, water but there is still one missing
link. The greater enemy of the canine world can still dig. Were cats
to resort to the methods of digging and hunting dogs out they would
ruin their beautiful fur coats and yet, if nothing were done, dogs could
build a worthy and strong restistance to the cats (as in done in many
fictional sci-fi series - Cleopatra 2525, for instance). For this reason,
I believe it may be necessary for our lords and rulers to ally themselves
with a burrowing creature. Moles? Maybe but they are not viscious enough
when facing an enemy. Worms? They are resilient and keep going when
cut in half but I believe the best ally would be the Ants. Ants are
the undeniable rulers of the deep, were the cats to form such an alliance,
the ants could get in the dog's fur and make them itch so much they
are forced out to the surface and into the kitty litter mines to pull
mine carts. - humble servant to the cats, Mzebonga
do stupid people keep making stupid balloon animals?
I bitchslap you?
was going through every page of your questions and I noticed the question
"are you gay" about ten times, maybe you should include this
in your list of rules of things not to ask?
mr banana split went to the supermarket yesterday and he asked me for
a cheese bun and i said fuck you you asshole you're gonna die was i
too mean to him?
I'm canadian and I like to hump my bed. Now, normally, I'm informed
that there should be another person of the opposite sex in the bed when
I hump and ejaculate all my bodily fluids on to the wet mattresses...
is this true? Or should I continue with my inane behavior of humping
my bed? If you answer this well, I also have a problem with my dog and
our neighbor's plants I need to talk to you about.
I once made a sock-monkey out of old socks and i fucked up the tail,
and now it looks lke the tail is growing out of his back. well needless
to say, when is the best time for eating cheeses? id like to know mostly
about pepperjack cheese. thanks buddy.
goverment tells me it's carbonation, but i think you know better, why
are there bubbles in my soda, all knowing Dc?
i was thinking that i would sell all my things and abandon all my friends
and family to go on a 12 year sabatical into the new russian republic.
Do you think my friends would take me back if i brought them a bunch
of those little dolls that open up to even smaller ones? you know what
i'm talking about. everyone loves those.
Satan have acsess to the internet and if so does he visit porn sites.
is the alphabet in that order? is it because of that song? - Fido Dido
what point in the process of things do we know that we've fallen in
love? Is it possible to fall in love twice? Isn't it more than likely
that love is simply a state of europhoria we achieve when eating chocolate
and drinking coffee or taking illegal substances? If it is, then does
love really exist or is it just another petty addiction for human beings?
What if love is simply the state of compromise - that we simply fall
in love with someone for the sake of not being alone even though that
person doesn't meet our vision of the perfect mate? Isn't it likely
that if even a meagre percentage of the population had the integrity
to say they'd not wish to compromise their expectations of the perfect
mate then more people would die bitter and alone? Do you think it is
likely that there is someone for everyone on this planet? Is there anyone
for me? - Mzebonga. PS: What becomes of the broken hearted (who had
love that's now departed)?
it be that it was in fact the road which shifted beneath the chicken?
is it that more ugly people than good looking people get laid? - ripping
the mayor from Nightmare Before Christamas related to you?
did the purple banana choose to lick my almighty one-eyed pencil sharpener?
WHY.... second of all... what are you doing playing with that grenade?
young master harold the pinecone-tooting seamunkey said " ENVELOPE!
let the young ones alone in their native plastic curtain rod. ~ KiM
strolls back onto the site after 8 months of absense and you greet them
back asking them to please helps the likes of me, Fido Dido, Sally and
Laser Monkey. You ungrateful little shite, what if all of us fucked
off and left you and your little friend to ask questions on this site?
I bet the question would be really fucking crappy then, wouldn't they?
Just you think about that, young man. - Mzebonga (feeling really pissy
I had this plan, having read the WHOLE "Dude Where's My Car?"
scenario. That plan was to attempt to kill whoever wrote it. This met
with the problem that I don't know who or where that "whoever"
is. So, plan B: I decided to kill myself. Which struck me as both selfish
in that it left the problem for others to cope with and really didn't
solve anything much. So plan C is where you come in: what do you say
if we blow everybody up so they stop talking about what a shit time
they had in a video store and the jackasses that rent "Dude Where's
My Car?"? Sound good to you? - Mzebonga
I was really bored yesterday and I decided to try to educate myself.
So I went to Yahoo (well, knowledge has to start somewhere) and sat
in a Religion and Beliefs room. Now, bear with me because this bit almost
makes the "Dude Where's My Car?" thing seem amusing. While
I was sat there, these "Christians", well one of them, began
to give news accounts of US forces leaving harbour and they began to
type on the screen: USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!
And words to the effect of: "Bomb all Afgans". Now, it strikes
me, and forgive me if I'm wrong, that politcally, there is no campaign
against the Afgans just yet and it's juts the senior psychopath Binladen
they're after. So where do "Christian" Americans who chase
me out of their chat room calling me a commi and a fascist (two conflicting
views) get off worshipping the state and loving the prospect of bombing
Afghanistan? Whatever happened to "Thou shalt not kill?" "Love
thy neighbour?" And why is it that the US thinks that Muslims on
the whole are responsible? The generalisation really fucks me off. While
I hate those responsible and I want to see the fuckers killed, wouldn't
it be better to wait until the Afghans actually declared that they would
not release Binladen? Wouldn't it be better to inform the US nation
that it is not Muslims they are at war with? What the fuck is the US
doing? I've had enough of them. - Mzebonga
I went to collect my laptop and I had to undertake a cycle that I made
for "questionable" reasons four years previously. So the whole
thing comes back to me... And I realised quite to my despair that in
four years, I am making no progress. People are still shitting on me,
girls still want to be "just friends" and I still have an
underlying impression of complete and utter pointlessness. Do I need
a shrink? - Mzebonga
is, ultimately, better: the powder cheese in the macoroni boxes, like
the Publix kind, or the cheese that's already creamy, like in the kraft
boxes? Or, at least, which do you prefer? borden
rocks!Don't you think?
is it my horrorscope is such a perfect match to me? do you have a room
full of psychic monkeys doing your dirty work for you? -psychotic_freak
- Fido Dido
I was in a desert, and the only thing around me was sand, and I decided
to build a fort, out of sand, did I create a fort, or is the sand just
rearranged fort-wise? With that logic, since everything can be broken
down into sub-atomic particles, is there really anything at all? speed
cheese tasted of stawberries do you think less people would put it on
pizza? Would cheese then bring you out in a rash? Would it still be
yellow or would one of the things that alter the flavour also alter
the colour making all cheese a much deeper red than before? If all cheeses
tasted of strawberry, would there be only one variety of cheese? What
would mice eat? What would we do when having a fondu party? Is it possible
that cheese is the single entity which holds up society as we know it?
What would happen to the world economy as a result of cheese tasting
of strawberries? - Mzebonga
you help me make a trap for the polar bears, because they have eaten
all of my blue socks except for 1 pair. If anyone could help me with
getting rid of sock eating polar bears, I figured it would be a sock
the question: "which came first the chicken or the Egg?" I
think the answer is the chicken, because capital letters weren't invented
for many years after the creation of language. Am I right? - Mzebonga
come "people" say christopher columbus discovered america
if when he got here there was alrdy people here? ? ? ?.......thats like
me coming to your back yard kicking u out and then telling every body
look at the new land i found.
was out for my walk today and dammit a child came past running and screaming
I look back and the father is just wandering along not a care in the
world .Why do people let their kids run riot?
your mom and dad visit this site and what do they think of it?
happen you stop to think for a while... and then forget to start again??
can you fuck someone like an animal AND feel them from the inside??
the next level of insanity, is that like play station 2's third place?
And what is the third place any way? And if the third place is so special,
and I pressume the first places is here and now, then what is the second
place? Is like the first place a developing place, the third place a
developed place and the second place a place with communist government?
the days of my foolish youth, I used to throw things down the stairs,
sometimes even myself, simply to see what would happen when they reach
the bottom. Often times the things I lobbed would smash themselves to
pieces, myself being no exception. Now, as a result, the only way I
can stay together is through the magic that is tape and staples.. but
tape and staples only go so far. My brain has never been the same, and
I fear I am slowly going insane.. just yesterday I found myself discussing
my life story with a waffle (a chocolate chip waffle, I might add),
and much to my suprise, after about an hour of somewhat one-sided conversation,
the waffle finally spoke. It told me that being a waffle isn't all that
it's cracked up to be, and that I shouldn't even compare my miserable
life with that of a lonesome waffle. I realized the error of my ways
and apologized to the waffle, and now it is my friend. My question is
this, DC the wise... am I going crazy? Or is this waffle genuinely speaking
used to turn to the bottle for entertainment. It was great for awhile,
getting tanked every damn day, but now that damn bottle expects me to
amuse myself with it every friggin' chance I get. It's even gone as
far as to dance a jig at my feet and sing me a song to convince me to
give it just another shot. This is getting out of hand... should I give
in and smash the f*** out of it, or just continue on with this little
charade until my liver starts to go into spasms?
you ever thought about starting a sock monkey training school? If not
why not? I'm sure there are lots of people out there who would benefit
enormously from gaining the ability to hold a fully licensed and DC
endorsed sock monkey. The course could entail things like rudimentary
feeding patterns for sock monkeys, television viewing habits and an
introduction to sock monkey hygiene, as I understand this area in particular
holds some confusion. You could then introduve a more advanced course
for multiple sock monkey carers, helping society to become more tolerant
of the little fellas. Just a thought, but one I think has great potential.
toaster has started to beat me. It started off with him being generally
abusive when he was drunk. Then one day he got home and saw that the
raw toast came in a packet labelled 'Bread'. On seeing this he just
went mad, throwing waffles, teacakes and crumpets at me. Then one day
he raised his.... flex... I'm sorry, this is difficult to talk about...
and he ......HIT me. Now it is a regular thing, he'll go out, get tanked
up on electrons, come back and threaten to toast me, while beating me
around the head with his crumb tray. I'm at my wits end, I don't know
what to do. Or which way to turn. Can you help? Witto
the toy story, if buzz lightyear tyhinks he is the real thing y does
he always lay down and shut up when eva that little boy comes into the
room ? ? *G*
heres the deal. every lunch time me and my friends end up getting covered
in cream. this is beacuse the school sells these little cream filled
donut things and everytime one of my wee group of friends tries to eat
one another person wil shove the donut in their face (once i got blackcurrent
all over my face and neck but that was really quite fun cos it looked
like i was bleeding to death and i used it to my advantage) it is my
aim to have more harmful substances but into these cream filled goodies
but no one else agrees with my views. is there any way that i could
do this without getting found out and then getting done for possible
do you think i could persuade my local copper to perform lewd acts for
my mother and father
have become quite taken to wearing my attractive purple and pink lampshade
on my head. ive looked this up on the internet and found that it is
actually a registered disease (latin:lamplumierewearer) can you tell
me what the side effects are?-the on hoo cnt spel
the cats do suceed in their quest to take over the world. who would
open up their tins of cat food?? and wouldn't all cat food production
cease?? they could eat mice i suppose but they would soon run out cos
of all the cats. there won't really be enough humans left alive to open
the tins and are you special to them??? -keglineq
wrong is it to keep a lert? You often hear of people having to keep
a lert, but does this affect its basic rights? Where do you keep them?
In a cage? Witto
aren't you called Damien?? -keglineq
think my sinuses are trying to kill me, so far they have been minor
acts of mischief such as suffocating me in my sleep, but im afraid they
may turn to firearms or torture devices, what should i do? -psychotic_freak
this is a hypothetical question...If you suddenly realieze that everyone
in your neighborhood is part of a cult and they are trying to manipulatively
get you to join it, but you cant speak out against it unless you will
be eliminated, what do you do?
don't think you're actually insane, I think you're just an evil dictator
trying to round us all up in one room and then gas us. What do you say
now I've busted open your plan? - Mzebonga
do all the new questions just suck now? I mean, they're really dumb.
I remember a time when i would frequent the site and enjoy lots of good,
wholesome, quality questions. Nothing about butt sex, or some new absurd
"play toy" on the market. This is not what sock monkeys are
about. Is it? Please, DC, say it aint so. Do sock monkeys really just
want to hear about weird anal probes? speedracer
have this problem. It's a little sensitive...oh I don't know if I can...can
talk about it. You see, I'm a big macho type, or at least that's what
I'd like to think, but I've recently been the victim of vicious abuse
from, erm...my parrot. You see (sob), he's got this habit of, well,
talking, but he says really nasty things like "Fag!" and "Fudge-packer!",
and I just can't take it! I'd just be sitting there watching chat shows
and all of a sudden he'd reel off an impromptu insult...and not only
that, but he also throws things at me, big things, like acorns and screws,
and sometimes knives...what can I do? My sanity and image is at stake.
have a problem. my dumpling has become extremly depressed. you see he
got out of his little bath of gravy and hauled his soggy ass down to
the box office to buy tickets. on the way there he had to dodge the
gurbby mits of hungry children and run away from all the dogs that may
try to eat him. he was very happy when he crawled into his meat house
with the tickets. but then disaster struck. his fave band cancelled
their tour and now he is in a very bad state about it. he never comes
out of his house anymore. just satys in that carcass he calls home.
doesn't even complina about the gravy being cold. what can i do to cheer
wendensday i was melting army men with a lighter and one got atomically
fused with my forehead. i was wondering if i could use this to my advantage
and perhaps become a superhero. what would a good name be for me?
i know what you did last summer... and what you did on that page where
it looks like you updated it, but where you really just nicked bits
from other areas of the site, mostly from insane thoughts and ideas...
talking of sections on your site, i sent you that thing that i did for
what to do when youre bored, you aint said anything about it... and
on with the questions... has the sky ever fallen down? how does it stay
up there? where is my leg? why did the blind man cross the road, dammit?
- Fido Dido
I went out last night, and I rue the fact that I decided to have that
final pint of beer. I was just wondering what the rational is that keeps
people going back for more. The reason I ponder this is because, having
logged onto the internet on my return fom the pub, I feel the burning
desire to vacate the contents of my stomach. So, I did this in the toilet.
I woke up about five minutes later on the bathroom floor and needed
to puke again. So, I did. Afterwards, I staggered back to my PC to see
how I was getting on. I fell asleep on the couch. Five minutes later
again, I woke up and needed to puke again - which surprised me because
I didn't expect to have that my left to puke. Finally, I give up on
being awake and staggered to bed, where I woke up butt naked this morning.
My stomach has been churning all day and my throat is killing me from
all the acidic puke that washed past it. What I'm wondering is, what
is the rational that causes a person to do this to themselves? Why,
damn you?! - Mzebonga
you're Dexter during the day, and a sock money at night, does that make
you some kind of a where-monkey? How did you become that way? Where
you born that way or where you bitten by another where-monkey? Or where
you the sad result of some government experiment? -gone postal
if your tail was to detach itself from you but you could still feel
everything that happened to it (eg. if someone bit the tail you would
feel it) and then demanded that you be it's sex slave and had to stroke
whenever it wanted. would you become it's slave of pleasure cos you
would feel it too?? -keglineq
you think you'd gotten rid of me?? mwhahahahaha..... -keglineq
am still having problems with wind. Do you think it could have anything
to do with the amount of potatos and onions I am eating? Also, I realise
that my farts are smelling more of onion than ever but I'm not sure
that it's relevant to the number of onions I'm eating. I say this because
I have a pet dog and the dog's farts smell of Cauliflower Cheese. I
don't feed the dog Cauliflower Cheese, so, do you think that the smell
of our farts has anything to do with what we eat? - Fergus O'dimbal
I get my weight in potatos for Christmas? I hope so, I like potatos.
I'm going to put on weight to make sure I get more. - Fergus O'dimbal.
was babysitting today. Two little kids, Michael and Jonathan. I thought
"Why don't I be nice and get them a present?" So I went down
to Kaybee Toystore and bought them a sock monkey. His name was Horro.
I brought it to the kids and they tore him into little tiny pieces.
Ripped off his little tail, his big red lips, his socky arms, and all!
I just broke down and took Horro's remains and put them in an urn. Can
I send them to you? Since you can proabaly give him a proper burrial.
do people say money talks when it quite obviously doesn't, i have only
ever heard it hum. now walls, theyre a different matter, why do people
say that its like talkin to a wall when i have found them to be excellent
conversationalists (esp the one at the north of my house who is also
a fan of 2nd hand chewing gum collecting)-the on hoo cnt spel
question pertains to the orbital velocity of the sock monkey's apple
fairy. I have studied some sock monkey's and have found that they each
have an apple-like fairy circling their necks at a varied speed. It
puzzles me whether the sock monkey's themselves can see these fairies
or is it only non-sock monkey-like individuals. Humans of course are
not worthy of the apple-fairy...i know that much. Being a tygrfly, i
can study such phonomenon without the idiotic intrusions of a human
mind. Please inform me if you are aware of this apple fairy, he/she
smell pretty, but can start to reek if the monkey becomes angry or excited.
it matter whether or not i marinated teh flea droppings before using
them in the fly-trap poison. I dont know how much experience sock monkey's
have with fly traps but i figured id ask anyway.
guy came in asked for some of our hair from the floor ,why? Lets ponder
that!! Sally- I think it's really strange to ask for other peoples hair
thats been on the floor myself I don't know what you think though.
parents got me a printer for christmas. along with 2,000 sheets of paper.
so far i've printed... 5 sheets of paper worth. do you want some paper?
does it seem that so many people are snobs? everyone seems to have this
holier than thou attitude, and it's starting to annoy the hell out of
me. i used to live in dallas, but i moved to a small town three hours
away in the country. i work at a fast food restaurant. anyway, these
preppy girls drive up to order, and they say "hi seth, i'd like
a shake." i didn't remember meeting these girls before, but i asked
them how they knew my name. "we used to go to high school with
you in dallas- hurry up and make our shake, will you?" she said
with an irritated look. i said "yeah, i'll make it," a bit
put off, of course.. i tried talking to them a bit more, but they acted
like they despised me. then i remembered who one of them was. she was
a girl i used to be friends with. after i moved, we wrote each other
for a while, and suddenly she stopped writing back. i hadn't seen her
in 4 years. she used to be a sweet pothead chick, now she's a sorority
snob. i tried to talk to her, but she just drove off after she got her
shake. i haven't seen this girl, my old "friend" in 4 fucking
years, and suddenly meet her in a town in the middle of nowhere, and
she just blows me off. she acted like i was an asshole. i didn't do
shit to her. it's not just this one occasion that's made me feel this
way. everyone seems to feel that they're better than everyone else,
because they're wearing more expensive clothes, or are good looking
or have more money... i hate it. i'm sick of this shit. why are people
so cold? i don't understand how people can act this way without feeling
guilty. sorry about the length of this question. -seth
janet...." why is this so? why is it not "bugger.... shugger..."
or even "shit... kit..."? yours, "what-is-he-going-on-about-now"
- Fido Dido
does "lol" actually stand for? is it "laughing out loud",
"Lots of laughter", or some kind of top-secret government
department, whose job it is to infiltrate the internet, and bring in
the most insane persons/sock-monkeys? or does it not mean anything,
and is just a way to keep track of those so-called "happy"
people, whose job it is to undepress the depressed, and annoy those
who have just woken up? yours he-must-be-on-drugs, - Fido Dido
is it that trees are so tree like? - Fido Dido
time i was walking and then there were some blind people, they infected
the cows with their blindness, oh yeah and then there were the 4 bridges,
anyway back to the muffins, the were purple too, hello little space
penguin, get off my shoulder! aaaahh! do you have a problem with your
the drinking game, you say you have a list of rules you've used before.
where are they? - Fido Dido
conditioner really necessary? Newman
do people say how are you, i really think they dont care? - dane
a swans wing can break someones leg, why don't they do it? Witto
some people the glass is half empty, and to some it's half full. but
to me, it's a ceramic mug and i don't know it it's half empty or half
full because i'm tied to the chair at the other end of the room from
the mug and can't see into or through it. i also don't know the contents,
whether it's water, tea, coffee or piss. besides that, i'm blindfolded
so i don't know if it is day or night, or the middle of a lazy Sunday
afternoon. I'm not sure if there's a carpet because my feet are bound
as well. There's a smell coming from behind me which could be strong
cheese or drying catshit. can you please fill me in on the details i'm
do the stupidest muther fuckers drive? why cant the assholes just stay
inside before they cause me or other people to walk into burgerking
and start opening fire on everyone? i say you never really learn how
to cuss untill you learn to drive but im thinking more than cussing.
fuckers... -The X
your fucking problem, you glorified cumrag? Why the fuck do you have
a website which preeches only to the converted? Surely you should run
a website trying to make sane people insane and bring them into line?
Doesn't that make sense? Doesn't that seem like a much better idea?
Are you tired of everyone having better ideas than you? Why don't you
do something about it? Suicide would be a good idea, wouldn't it? Why
not get a gun, kill loads of people, then shoot yourself in the head?
In the end it all comes down to sex doesn't it, so you could shoot yourself
in the tail and that would solve a lot of your problems. But would that
make you go and kill people instead of sitting in your room masturbating?
Fuck knows. The point is, there are better things I could be doing with
what constitutes my life and I seem to be irrevocably attached to this
website and I seem to keep coming back here even though, after a while,
it all seems very familiar. Not that I'm ungrateful, I like it here
and I'm glad you let me keep coming back. But why the fuck am I seeking
the attention of a shitty little Sock Monkey who hardly knows, who I
am and only uses me for sex? Since I left you and have been a free man,
I've done things I never dreamt I would - I even got to use the whip
the other day - but, still, I keep coming back here. So why am I doing
this? Why can't I just leave you alone? You're pretty unappreciative
in the long run and there's next to nothing I can do about it. So, it
comes down to one point. That one point encompassing the whole of what
has gone before. I think I know what it is that brings me back here
time after time... I think I love you, will you marry me? - Mzebonga
damn I hate those fucking bigotted shits of guys who think of girls
as something that they can use to their own advantage, and get rid of
once they get boring!!!! I sit on the bus and hear guys behind me planning
to make a girl go out with one of their friends, and I wanted to turn
around and say, "God you guys are fucking sad!!! Don't you understand
that someone has a right to their own decisions, and that you should
respect that?!" These supposed "guys" are really just
a bunch of spineless shits who are too stupid and bigotted to ever get
noticed by someone who is actually worth noticing, so they just play
their petty games, ruining the lives of so many people!!! I fucking
hate them!!! What do you think about these stupid fucking dregs of humanity?
started writing a cool melody and then realized that it was a line from
Beauty and the Beast.. what the heck is up with that? - Guitarded
at school we hung a wheelie bin . . . we tied a noose to an overhanging
branch and killed the bastard. Now the other wheelie bins are following
me around . . . are they planning revenge? - Fish
would happen to me if i didn't have my insane domain to rely on..? -
think the trunk warmer came first, because, otherwise, the elephant
would get a cold trunk, and so it wouldnt bother existing, until such
time that it would have a warm trunk. once early man knitted a primative
trunk warmer, elephants started to come about, with these trunk warmers
warming their trunks. gradually, elephants evolved their own built-in
trunk warmers, and there was no need for man to make trunk warmers for
the elephants. modern trunk warmers are just for show, really. BUT....
how would early man know to make trunk warmers, if there was nothing
with a trunk? this is the question often used to refute my previous
arguments. however, i have come up with a solution to this - the Cats.
the Cats, being almighty such as they are, wanted elephants to work
for them, thus, taking on the form of gods (this isnt hard for them,
as they already are), they commanded man to make trunk warmers, in order
to make the elephants, to serve the Cats. what do you think of my theory?
- Fido Dido
it gotten to the point when you expect me to ask questions? Like, you
receive them from me and go, "Oh, here's a question from McDiablo...no
surprise there".... McDiablo
orthodontist looked at my x-ray and told me i have the biggest sinuses
he's ever seen. do you think that this was a pick up line and he wants
to father my bastard children or am i just a freak with huge ass sinuses?-marissa
Why do you decieve us so? Why the cryptic "I could be lying"?
Why do you torment us so? Why do you give us hell when all we want is
answers? Why? Why DC? Why are you being a bastard? Why don't you just
answer the fucking question? - Mzebonga (PS: That really is one question,
I mean, I didn't want to spam you shitless, I just wanted to be melodramatic.
Is that okay? Oops, shit another question! Stinky Monkey Butt for me.)
cross (where jesus christ was supposedly nailed on) is a torture device
used in those days to panfully execute criminals. Right? So isn't praying
to the cross kinda like praying to the electric chair or something?
decided that it's time for another one of those long rambling questions
that appear to go nowhere and have some sort of mild punchline at the
end but really only every deserve you wrath. I say this because I've
noticed since you've harshened your rules concerning long rambling and
numerous qustions, there have been a sharp downturn in the quantity
of shitty questions that amuse and I think it's to the detriment of
this feature. Sure, there's still and abundance of shitty questions,
but on the most part they appear to be little more than just that, shitty.
See, most of the comedy of this section is contained within the question
and occasionally within the answer. Not to do a disservice to your answers
because, if they were truly turd, none of us would come back. But it's
the sad case like, for example, Fido Dido, who comes up with some passingly
vulgar and ridiculous comment which you promptly dismiss and suggest
some equally ridiculous alternative so the comedy is more laughing at
the pitiful question rather than laughing at the absurdity of the answer.
Where was I? Oh, yeah... Rambling questions... So, i figured that it
was time to resurrect rambling questions to the good of TheInsaneDomain
and it's consumers. Because, I read the whole "Dude Where's My
Car/September 11th" scenario question last year and, while it was
rambling, stupid and absurd, I can't help feeling somewhat rewarded
by getting to the end of it alive. And, frankly, the name of the film
"Dude Where's My Car" is, in itself a source of very exquisite
comedy. So, what I'm saying, at some point in this long rambling bullshit
is that, because of "Dude Where's My Car" the long rambling
question should not be resurrected and anyone trying to ask a long rambling
question should be hung, drawn and quartered like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
Wouldn't you agree? - Mzebonga
went to a little bakery that day and at the counter was a basket labelled
"Baby Muffins" so i wanted some muffins with baby in them
and i bought it but only AFTER i bought it did i realise and i asked
the girl behind the counter, "do these have baby in them or are
they called that because of their size?" but she just stared at
me with my change still in her hand so i grabbed it and ran out quickly.
Anyway, what do you think about those muffins. I haven't eaten them
yet because i want to be sure there's baby in them or i wont eat em.
do you think of someone who is permanately stoned? McDiablo
cat is truly curious about this electrical train we have around our
X-mas tree. How long before she gets electrocuted? McDiablo
do you dye ur hair with koolaid????whut stuff do you need???
how much would you enjoy a scrumdiddlyumpcious bar? Please describe
in extreme detail. -Nikon
I thought I'd ask something else... cause you didn't answer yet and
the probability of you answering these questions is increasing rapidly.
Only... I have no idea what to ask. So I'm thinking, don't rush me!
I feel sick, a bit dizzy and cold and warm at the same time. That sould
help me come up with a question... Damn! It doesn't help. Ok, yeah.
A question about photosynthesis. Or maybe not. Why the @^#)@(&#
is photosynthesis so interesting that ppl would ask so many questions
about it and you would have to say you're not answering any more question
about it??? I don't get it? And what could someone rant about the sterilized
needles before the lethal injection and... Do ppl seek your acceptance?
Do they desperately need the good question award to be able to live
their miserable lives? By the way, the back of my head hurts now. Gimme
a few names of actors who don't suck horribly (you'll probably post
a link to some page on this site - don't! Those are probably the ones
you like. What abou the ones you don't mind seeing?). Ok, I'll end my
pathetic question stream now. - Omuletzu
asked a question a few months ago. And it never appeared. Is it because
I'm a white powder that has yet to blossom into manhood? Anthrax.Boy
you ever look at these questions and say to yourself, "If they
didn't come to me to answer their pathetic questions they'd just wind
up in on anti-psychotic drugs and I'd never get to see this side of
weird. Still, I don't understand why they won't stop bringing up photosythesis.
Were some of these people plants in their past lives and need to know
if they're a full sun or part shade kind of former plant?"
about this: you and I collaborate and make a new edition of the Sims
for people to torture, only in addition to the generic Sims, we include
an assortment of existing people that consumers really want to see die;
i.e. britney, carrot top, etc. You in? FartMonkey
this box is for pathetic questions("send your pathetic question")
and i've never really won a good question award on ask dc is there some
box somewhere for "send your great question"??--Syko Morgana
DC it is i db.i have once again decided to grace your "unique"
site with my presence, name, and trademark. its been awhile hasnt it?
beside the point. upon returning to this site i am sadden to find that
most questions asked to you lack the finness from back in the days of
yore. most questions, i belive, lack the intellect, creativeness, and/or
well rounded damb good humor to entertain me, much less you. and when
i fail to be amused people suffer,as much is the case with you i belive.
so i must implore, why countinue with your task, answering the foolish
questions poeple ask? why not cease now, now and for evermore? dreadfuly
your fellow demon, --demonboy "_"
you can assist me in reaching the answer that i seek. whats up with
my constant obssesion with touching my bear nipples in public? its not
that i dont enjoy it, in fact its quite soothing. but this subconcious
habit of mine has cost me my glorious job at the local chuck e. chesse,
(i shall forever remember the horrified grease ladden faces of the little
children for they shall forever remember me and my nipples) the respect
of my family and peers, and my membership to blockbuster. ive also been
the subject of several interventions. so i ask you once again if you
have any insight as to why i countinue to fondle myself and am i wrong
for doing so?-- db"_"
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