did you get the name for The Isane Domain? Why not something else?
the history of theinsanedomain
the best question you've ever been asked?
i can't think of just one that tops them all...
i had sex with a goat. i had fun but the goat seemed to be upset.
it feels i raped it so i bought it a box of chocolates. it was
happy but what should i do about those americans? - Osama
i say sterlize them all... all the humans must be sterlized
all kinds of underwear. some purple... black, pink, white etc...
but guys seem to be yellow in the front and brown in the back.
why dont people wipe their ass and ~wiggle~ their dick?
no all girls have all kinds of underwear... some only have black...
and you should take your question to the streets to see what answers
is green, and oranges are orange, how many pancakes would it take
to reach the moon???
12 if made properly
I eat your eggs?
do u have
any pictures of people haveing sex in diapers
not that i am aware of
hell is sammy d and salmonella?
that tune from the 20s?
i'm a nympho. i get no pleasure from sex, i just want more and
more of it. it's really frustrating. what can i do to cure me
of this illness??
i think you should come over here and we'll discuss your options
the sky ruddy and my fate bloody?
that damn stauf is just fucking with my head again... i'm not
hearing this... i hate you and i uninstalled you... you are just
a computer game and i hate you... stop laughing at me... STOP
LAUGHING AT ME
you tell someone that you don't love him, you just want to fuck
you smile and say "i don't love you, i just want to fuck
Cocksucker why haven't you answered or even posted my question,
I want to know your views as a sock monkey on socks and sockmnkeys
being used as cum rags. Have you ever been used as a cum rag.
I understand if you won't answer this question because its a sensitive
subject but if your not answering because I call you Dick Cocksuker
then you suck.
no i've never been used as a cum rag and if you don't like that
answer then too bad for you
they give you a chocklate at richy hotels?--Mistofflies
to distract you from the TRUTH
DC?havnt wrote to yo in a while (in hospital) well when i was
in the "mental ward" i wondered what colour a smurf
would go if i choked the little shit!!and its already blue so
it has to go another coulor....what do you think?--JIMPIMP
i think it would turn purple... go try it
DC my homie?ive read your whole website and it FUCKIN ROCKS!!!im
just curious...how long did it take you to get it this good?--JIMPIMP
it's been around since
1996... and it took the arrival of me to make it rock... just
don't tell jcp i said that
they create the scary creatures they called "tamagotchi's"
and "gigapets"? I cant sleep anymore! They haunt me
in my dreams. How do i make them go away? Help, i see dead "tamagotchi's"!
the only way out is suicide... that's just the way it is...
i'm not sure... i think it's the dreams
sure why not
monkeys have sex?
of course we do
no she is sleeping
do the stupidest muther fuckers drive? why cant the assholes just
stay inside before they cause me or other people to walk into
burgerking and start opening fire on everyone? i say you never
really learn how to cuss untill you learn to drive but im thinking
more than cussing. fuckers... -The X
so true... these people should be sterlized
advise me what to do with a box of rubberbands and a pound of
send the rubberbands to me... and fry up the tofu before it goes
look dirty to you ( . ) ( . ) ? or how about this ( |# #| ) ?
you pervert! - The X
you're not going to slap me are you? cuz i like it when you do
these damn drivers have to freakin speed all the time? what the
hell are they thinking? doig 90k in a 50k zone? grr it pisses
me off!! What do you think of this?-Swanky
i say everyone should be sterilized... but i think i've mentioned
gonna say happy birthday to me?-Swanky
i thought about it but decided no... i don't want you throwing
it back in my face when it's mine
keep splitting. Should I drink more milk? McDiablo
drink more soy milk
the insult word "dumb ass" orginate? McDiablo
well there was this ass that always wandered around this town
a long time ago and he was dumb and so they called him 'dumb ass'
and everyone knew it was true so anyone who was dumb was called
a dumbass... true story
The 7th Guest creep you out as much as it did me?? all those flying
women in white...and that disgusting old goat with that shitty
it was a fun game but the 11th hour is the one that pissed me
right off... stupid last puzzle always getting harder and damn
stauf and his shit... hate him... HATE HIM
Feed me peanuts.
this isn't a question... and i told you there are no nuts here...
oh wait... there's a few
a person who claims she can astral project herself. that really
sucks ass...is there any way i can find out the truth?
trick her with spinach and then force her to teach you... then
kick her astral projected ass
a nice caring guy but everyone thinks I'm some sort of fist swinging
maniac, not that I don't do that occasionally and I do like a
good fight, but I'm far from being a maniac, oh yeah and the way
I drive really scares the hell out of people. Is there such a
tging as maniac denial?
you obviously haven't met sanimal... deep denial in that case
dress didn't make me puke because I picked it since I had to pay
for it, yes thats right I had to pay for it. I probably won't
use it again either ,don't you hate that, buying an exspensive
dress that you won't wear again? Sally
it really pisses me off when that happens... i mean i took the
time to go out and pick one that i have to prance around in for
a day and it's next to impossible to find one that looks good
but is comfortable... just pisses me off
Angelina was wondering if Ana will let her be the second in charge
when the cats take over ,if not can she have a really important
of course... your cat will be in charge of taking over austriallia...
things for you lately? Whats been happening with mike patton?
Hows Ana? Hows Jcp? Sally
ok i suppose but i'd like more money, people keep phoning for
more... i'm not sure, i think he's touring or something but nowhere
near me of course... ana is sleeping right now and jcp is bitchy
anything made with raspberries called Melba? Sally
it is? damn that must be annoying
you think of mangoes? Sally
i don't like them... they leave a nasty taste in my mouth
best fruit and the most boring fruit? Sally
best are strawberries and pears are the most boring...
So in things
that suck section, has any of that happened to you and how annoying
was it for you? Sally
there are a few i wouldn't want to admit to that are true... and
damn did it suck... the damn shrink stories are mostly true as
well... and that shrink sucked ass
you changing the 'what if's'? i waited a whole month for them
to change and it's still the same bleeding thing!!!!
we're working on it! damn people... we have jobs too you know...
it will be up by friday
one of us who feel that these types of intentional disagreements
between high pitched female singers is demeaning and retarded?--Mistofflies
they shouldn't be allowed to get to the title of singers if they
sing high pitched... they should have their voices altered and
prevented from singing... although i have the feeling you're talking
about some singers i don't know or care about
Cocksucker, I can understand everything that Keeny from Southpark
and Boomhower from King of the Hill say. Am I gifted, and how
can I use this gift to benifit humanity.
you contact trey & matt and offer to do the voice over &
closed captioning for all of their videos, movie and future episodes
of south park
all. and why exactly did the banana do THAT? i mean, it was uncalled
for, and violent. do you think it should be punished? - Fido Dido
i say strip it and stomp it into the ground
have, even you need, i dont mean to stare, we dont have to breed,
we could plant a house, we could build a tree, i dont even care,
we could do all three, she said. but did she? did she indeed.....?
- Fido Dido
i'm going to start deleting these...
the link, but <some url that wasn't working?> <----what
on earth is that? - Fido Dido
it didn't work so i didn't post it... no more urls
a good boy? And, if he is, how does that merit and advertising
campaign? - Mzebonga
yes he is actually... and the people he has working for him worked
it into the budget...
days really over? - Mzebonga
yes... yes they are... all over...
"demon child" stand for? - Mzebonga
i thought you'd never ask... DC
you stand for? - Mzebonga
fun and profit mostly
all these other people? What right do they have? - Mzebonga
i'm not sure yet... and they should have the same rights yet if
they take one away from us then they get it taken from them too
the "Lost City of Atlantis"? And why was it called the
"Lost City of Atlantis" even though, at one point in
time, people would have known exactly where to find it? - Mzebonga
damnit did they lose that again? i told them not to just set it
manitees so sexy? - JellyFishToast
it's their stumpy tails
I was like the antichrist, do I still have to go to church? -JellyFishToast
only for special occasions like xmas
Now I know
Patton is the shit, and he makes lots of twisted circus music,
but whut about ICP? - JellyFishToast
i have a few icp mp3s but not into them... maybe next year
Was i Adopted?
yes but don't worry, you weren't left on the doorstep... they
mailed away for you
Is a mexican
abortion safe? -JellyFishToast
if the doctor is qualified/experienced then sure
james bond like you told me to, then i gave him a lethal injection
just to make sure. well, i didn't sterilize it, and he came back
to life and killed random people, just like you said, now he is
after me. what do i do? -redneck
download the code to make a gun that will take off his head...
then go to the third door on the left and you'll find the purple
fuck are people so god-damned twofaced and pretend to be your
friend and then talk mad shit?? -R Dire
people are stupid... they like to play-pretend... ignore them...
they are irrelevant... find others like yourself
has turned blue... is there a problem? - Mzebonga
no... i think it looks good...
you call those clamping thingys people use to clamp guys' balls
when they're having sex s&m style?
i would call them painful... but i don't wish to proove my theory
your tail look exactly like your arms??
my tail is way longer then my arms... touch it and see for yourself
enjoy putting babies on spikes? I know I do -Sparkle Pixie
and their parents...
the diraphram of a Solar Car??
i could make up some big long answer involving trees, carpet samples
from empriss nikon and padded walls but i just don't have the
energy and the cat has awoken and is demanding food...
that effin' bitch always bang the table and say 'is it nit' when
she could just ask, 'isn't it?' crikey!!!
she is a malfunctioning robot designed to confuse you
i like to pretend i'm a pixie.
where is my mind?
you do if you had been saving up to move somewhere and had enough
money to go, but had to stay put for court and community service
or risk having a warrqnt issued. If you stay where you are much
longer you'll kill yourself. What do you do?
well i'd take the money and open a store... then sell stuff and
make enough money to pay off the court thing and then take the
rest and go far far away
jolie real or is she as fake as lara croft?
i'm not sure... but if she's willing to put up with some prodding
i'll find out
my cat look like a burrito? -Sparkle Pixie
you've confused the two again... stop petting the burrito
cat read my mind? Why is it staring at me like that NO NO! BAD
WOBBLES AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (dies) -Sparkle Pixie
yes, all cats can read minds
how ur a sock monkey and all i was wonderin if u knew Johnny Vaughan
no i don't... but that shouldn't stop you from sending me all
your money and some sparkles
you in a frozen waffle box workin on making a cream corn can into
a cold fusion reactor?--Insanelane
i'm not sure... i think i missed the phone call on that one...
i was in the shower washing my tail
if i fucked
a cat would it bear my children
no, you should wear a condom at least
is a TVC 15?
tiny bubbles of white liquid floating in red liquid
my girlfriend lots but what shud i buy her for her birthday? ow
much shud i spend? Pleeeeze help
buy her stuff she'd like and whatever you want...
If a tree
falls in a forest and no body is there to hear it does it make
a noise? - weaves
yes it does but a different noise then if someone heard it
old people get wrinkles? - weaves
their skin gives up
take it in the ass why
kelsey gay? Is Kelsey gay?
blah blah blah you're obsessed with kelsey
Cocksucker to fuck or to fuck more that is the question?
i say to fuck more... unless that which is available to be fucked
is seriously fucked up and then you don't want to fuck with it
or fuck it for fear of getting fucked up
Cocksucker what should I do now that I found Jesus. Should I just
keep drinking, fucking and rocking for the glory of God?
why not... thats what the rest do
i insane, of course, i take it as a, you know what, complement.
Take care of whatever´s good! Sincerely H for
isn't a question in any way
Is it normal
for a bruise to turn yellow? McDiablo
mine turn yellow... and brown... and blue... and purple... and
red... and polka dotted
dont you? - The X
yes... quite a lot actually
all the serial killers gone? Seems you dont hear about your neighbor
going down the block killing off little Joe and his entire family
like you used to. Just wondering why not? People suck. - The X
well they're hiding the truth from you so you dump cow-people
will just continue grazing on your televisions and spending your
money from your cubicle jobs... people suck so very very much
i have a party with lots of money and eat the profits? or maybe
i should have a party eat the people and spend the profits. what
should i do?
i say option two... it sounds the most fun... i'd like some profits
the damn spiders have to attack me?-Swanky
they do that to annoy you... they like to creep into my bedroom
and mess with my head... so i kill them and leave the corpse on
the wall as a warning to the rest of them
do you build a great rock station?"(just a quote from the
tv, but i'm curious to know the answer) can you tell me please?-Swanky
you pay me to be the dj and get me any cd i ask for... and then
not human, and I call humans hyoomans. I also call them poo-flingers.
Along with monkeys. So, what I was wondering, is....do sock monkeys
fling poo too? Or are they above the lower primates?
well it depends on the mood of the sock monkey and how much poo
help me to kill Bob Barker? I'm sick of him telling me to spay
and neuter pets because that's fucked up and wrong.
ok you get the sack and i'll go get the camera
the people in my computer stop talking to me?
turn the sound off... that will shut them up for awhile so you
can do some dancing
why the hell shouldn't it???
are good for your eyes, but can they dial a phone?
only if properly trained and stored properly
the president of Mexico?
to have mutual, consenting sex with animals. Is there something
wrong with me?
not at all... as long as it's mutal and consenting its ok
have prehensile penises. Did you know that? Do you find it interesting?
I sure do, seeing as how i'm a dolphin and all ^_~ ---Dolpha
that is quite interesting and you should send tapes about it
hell is Mr. Bungle? I've never heard of them. Do they have a website
or anything? I'm interested........ ---Dolpha
mr bungle is a band... they are on warner bros records but that
site sucks... http://www.cv.org
is a site to try
I'm a furry.
Do you know what that is? If so, does it disgust you? ---Dolpha
furry means you're covered in fur... doesn't it??? and i find
it out! I'm not smart, everyone else is dumb! Do you agree with
this logic? ---Dolpha
everyone sucks and is stupid... i always agree with that
the only links that i'll ever post, I promise because they make
me laugh. They're very weird. I just wanted to know what the sock
monkey thinks of them??? http://www.stileproject.com/pika.html
http://www.zombo.com/ Do these
make you laugh?
i guess i'll let these stay... none made me laugh out loud...
but some of it was amusing
to get the stinky monkey butt award because stinky monkey butts
are sexy. Will you pweese give me one??? ---Dolpha
no you have to earn it like everyone else
I had a
little monkey, I sent him to the country and I fed him on gingerbread.
Along came a choo-choo and knocked my monkey coo-coo, and now
my monkey's dead.
sound farmiliar to you? ^_~ ---Dolpha
no it doesn't... but then again when i used to drink i did a lot
of strange things so maybe it is familiar
Creed die? ---Dolpha
i'm trying to figure that out too
I on the computer at 4:00 in the morning typing in questions for
a sock monkey? *goes to sleep* ---Dolpha
sleep? who needs THAT?
all Mexicans purple? ---Dolpha
the one's i've seen aren't purple...? maybe it's your tv...
Bin Laden just nuke us and kill everyone already? What's with
the freakin' holdup? ---Dolpha
why must it be him? just have bush do it directly instead of setting
up some elaborate shit
I put into the cities' water to make everyone sterile??? I've
been looking for a while. I want to get rid of all the hyoomans
without damaging other species such as dolphins and sock monkeys.
i'm not sure... i'm researching that as well... i'll let you know
what i find
there a voice that keeps saying : "You've Got Mail!"
and "Goodbye!" ????? ---Dolpha
i say locate where it's coming from and smash the shit out of
is against Incest, but, it says that all hyoomans were decended
from two people, Adam and Eve. Now, obviously, Adam and Eve had
kids..... Then that would mean that they're kids would either
have to have sex with each other or with their parents, having
no choice but incest. Now, if all hyoomans are decended from them,
then doesn't that mean that they're all inbred anyway? Or is the
bible just a crock of shit like i've come to believe? ---Dolpha
it's just a crock of shit created by humans to keep other humans
living in fear
they all float??? ---Dolpha
cuz thats what dead bodies do after awhile
do I ask so many goddamn questions? ---Dolpha
you have some free time? you can't sleep?
i'm going to bed now!!!!!!! (and that wasn't a question, so i'd
better get a big voluptious stink monkey butt!!!!) ---Dolpha
no it wasn't
So do blue
eyes and golden curls appeal to you?
not usually but sometimes yea
yourself, do you know sometimes your a bit self absorbed?
hell no i won't get over myself and of course i am...
is it your fault?
its my fault a little too often
JCP bitchy and whats been happening with that girl?
its what she's good at and she's been trying to set up a newsletter
thing to mail out to you freaks, as well as try to run her business
Angelina is so happy to have such an important task from Anastasia
for taking over the world and she says thanks and that she is
up to the job. How is the progress coming along for taking over
the world from Anastasia's point of view? Sally and Angelina
well ana is resting right now... she has been busy gathering infromation
lately... and she said that she has full confidence in angelina's
abilities to take over her designated area... no kitty litter
mines for you either! have i not told you people about mzebonga's
article on the cats?
a chumpy, and have you ever met one? - BARCLAY
no idea so i don't know if i've met one
If a female
sock monkey made a pass at you, and she stunk of peanuts, what
would you do? - Mr Cooperman
lick her silly
I was eating
out my girlfriend and i bit into something crunchy, is it what
I think it is? - LubisKo
well if you didn't involve food so much then there wouldn't be
not? Will i get a stinky monkey butt award for this question?
I have to take a shit right now?
you have probably consumed something at some point that needs
to be expelled
No repeating the same question over and over. I require great
amounts of money for sexual favors. If I think you're using someone
else's name to ridicule them, I will alter or remove the name.
No making this your personal messaging board. URLs to your stupid
and sad sites will be removed from your message, along with email
addresses. telling a short interesting story is ok... just make
sure you ask a question along with it. These are good rules, arnt
they? - LubisKo
well soon i'm going to start charging you people money when you
ask stupid questions
The X hates
me, do you hate me too? - LubisKo
not qutie yet but getting there
times a day do you luv yourself? - LubisKo
depends on my day and how much i feel like loving myself...
If I KILL
The X would you care? - LubisKo
i would want you to tape it and send it to me
twice as good as NO and HALF as good as YES, so if I ask a girl
to have sex with me and she says "maybe, just maybe",
does that mean yes? - LubisKo
that means ask again every 5 minutes
a problem for you...how do you fit 73 bands into one damn rock
only play 10 seconds of each or cut out the shitty bands or make
them play in the bathrooms or something
know where the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater
Lives? He owes me money. McDiablo
he's in that cave with the tinfoil glasses
run away? Where'd he go? He was a big time dumbass, so good riddance,
i'm not sure where he went... maybe he changed his name?
a big purple elephant in my room. I think it wants something.
What should I do? ---Dolpha
ask it what it wants and give it to it
the song Ashes To Ashes. In 1997 when it was released, why did
MTV decide to be a dick and not play the video? ---Dolpha
mtv sucks ass that's why... they should pay me to have my own
show or at the least a theinsanedomain show
ever tried using your body as a voodoo doll? and if so did you
feel it or was it the guy sitting in his recliner somewhere in
the state of...who are you people
yes they have and it hurt and it wasn't that guy cuz he was too
busy with that girl
to all the necrofiliacs of the world? - LubisKo
i'm not sure... maybe they found another planet?
me for somthing I did, unless I did what Im doin' and I aint doin'
nothin' dig it? - LubisKo
as dave likes to say 'can you dig it sucka?'
you eat to make you shit green dust?
hmmm... perhaps a lot of green drink crystals? i'm not sure...
sting of a bee was enlarged 100 times and attatched to the butt
of a aardvark what would happen to the world?
well there would be a lot of angry people, and lets face it, they'd
have every right... currently bees by themselves only bother a
certian percentage of species, stinging only a few... in most
cases the bee sting doesn't kill but as soon as you enlarge the
stinger and then attach it to an aardvark you have a dangerous
beerdvark, in most cases the stinger would cause serious if not
fatal wounds... beerdvarks would take over the planet and kill
everything else off... then they would fly out into space and
take over the rest of the universe
the person in the mirror copy everything that I do?
scream at them and demand they leave... throw things at them too
buy electric chairs from 24 hour stores or do you have do commit
a crime first?
i'm not sure... i got mine as a present
it my turn?
just hold on... i'm THINKING
if I gnaw
of my own leg, liberally sprinkle it with Roquefort Dressing and
send it to you, would you give me a moose with which I can dance
the Lindy Hop?
no... i have no moose here...
ever heard of the band The Aquabats? What do you think of them?
no i haven't... so i think that they're a little unassuming at
first but quickly grow on you
a white hair from right below my eye, what the fuck was up with
that? R Dire
you're turning into a gorilla... start saving the little hairs
on drugs when he created teenagers or did he really think the
world needed another hell?
for those that believe in hell then earth is the hell... being
human is hell... and if you don't then the whole thing is just
santa claus and easter bunny lies
you think of computers?
i think they're just super... and i hear they have the internet
on them now too...
is a raving, ranting luatic who did waaaay too much acid back
in the 60s. How in the HELL am I supposed to get her to SHUT THE
FUCK UP?!?!? ---Dolpha
try making bird noises and pretending to be a bird... then just
dance around for awhile emitting annoying beeping noises and various
of course i do... but then again... do we ever really know anyone?
do we even really know ourselves?
monkey yiffy today? ---Dolpha
not quite yet but i'm getting to it
Am I pregnant?
let's hope not
airplanes fall out of the sky? ---Dolpha
they don't, the earth is just pulled to jets on the plane and
then hits it
the secret of the lap dancing sock monkey?
the secret is that the person reading it is the lap dancing sock
monkey... if you find the right ending
a wrestling fan i'm guessing? Are there any wrestlers that you
no i'm not at all actually... so i know none of them
why, does my mom keep vaginal pads in the fridge? Do you know
what it's like to open the fridge, hungry, and see VAGINAL PADS!
What the fuck, I hope she doesn't eat them! Maybe a Vaginal Pad
Sandwich? (VPS) What the fuck?
i'd ask her to remove them or put them in a non-transparent container...
that is offensive
did you miss me??? -keglineq
how did you know???
but i love
you. i'm sorry i went away but suzi scared me and i needed therapy
from octoipusses. they're very good cos all their tentacles can
give you all the injections you need at once. do i need a question
in this? -keglineq
of course you need a question...and are you saying you love the
feel of tentacles on your testicles? i wasn't sure but the dog
said you said that
i get the feeling that Dolpha and Dane are the same people? also,
i wish someone would kill Creed, too. Will you? Please please
please?? if i see scott stapp's chest hair one more freaking time....*pukes
hmmm... and yes... yes i will
to answer some of my questions Dick Cocksucker is t his because
you are a closet homosexual, you suck big fat cock?
no it is because you don't ask questions that deserve to be answered...
i know its hard to understand and all so try to type slower next
time... its less confusing for you that way
love spelled backwords spell EVOL? I personally think there is
more behind the word used and the spelling than people think.
how about natasha... AH SATAN... and pickle backwards is ELKCIP...
DC... Why ask why? And what's with the "Make 7-UP Yours"
thing? -R Dire
why not? and it's an ad campaign designed to force more carbonated
soda down your throats
allknowing, Why must steve be so gay? should we kill his new girlfriend,
rebeka? thanx, we need the answers quick we can't contain ourselves
much longer ~bye bye
um well steve is quite an asshole so i say you kill him too...
and that rebeka's corpse can be dragged over to my house afterwards...
don't worry i'll take care of her...
devastating news..this morning when i woke up i found a note from
my sock monkey saying that he was leaving for good and had set
me up for his murder when he really only commited suicide. What
has driven my sock monkey to do this horrible deed. I take him
out for dinner almost every night, and i bought him everything
a sock monkey could ever want. Tell me what to do from here. I
miss him, and i have no clue where to find him. PLEASE HELP ME
FIND HIM. If i do find him before he commits suicide, what do
i do to persuade him to come home?
he's dead and you're to blame... i hope you feel good about yourself...
forcing your little monkey to choke down mcdonalds every night
you cheap fuck... i hope you choke on your own puke
I so damn tired? Can I have my brain moved to a body that will
never get tired? - Mzebonga
i tried to do that but daneel said that he needed the body more
then i did
think Dolpha is Dane in disguise? McDiablo
i think that you are all just figments of my imigination disguised
as real people to confuse me into revealing the truth about life,
the universe and everything (even that strange stain in your tub)
Can I spank
sure but not too hard
W. Bush's foreign policies going to result in us all dying? -
pretty much... but that was his plan from the beginning wasn't
it? or was that his dads? i'm not sure
it when my dog licks me. is that a problem?
well if the dog is ok with it then no
are gremlins in my computer, they mess things up and talk to my
friends on aim. How can i get rid of these annoying creatures?
~ * P I G *
unplug your machine and wash it out with really hot water... dry
it off with a towel and then plug it back in... if that doesn't
work then try cutting all the wires inside it
the best movie of all time, in your opinion? Mine's "Jay
and Silent Bob Strike Back" do you agree?-Swanky
i can't pick just one... there are LOTS of good movies... and
yea jay & silent bob strike back is good... but mallrats is
happen if you locked Fred Durst and Scott Stapp in a cage for
a week with nothing except a pair of pink girls' underwear and
a tub of vaseline?
i would imagine that there would be a whole lot of ass fucking
going on... and i must tell you i had to look up who scott stapp
think that you're fucking with me......I think that there really
is no secret of the lap dancing sock monkey, and that it's just
a crock of shit. If you can really come to an ending that says
that in the story, then tell me how to get there???
i told you the secret and you have to pick the right path to get
there... get to it yourself
Dane. I'm new here, I just found this website. Is Dane a bad thing?
Who is Dane? Are you Dane?
i'm dc... the rest is irrelevant
Am I the
god of fuck? Are you? ---Dolpha
perhaps... and sure
I have to do to prove to these dumbfounded dipshits that i'm not
someone called Dane??? ---Dolpha
i say shave your name into your hair and make sign to wear around
your neck that says "Not Dane"
know what Odalisque means? it means a beautiful female slave...
are you into that? want me to be your slave? - Odalisque
sure... that'd be great
are complaining that they do not receive enough artichokes. What
should I do?
give them artichokes... !
Cocksucker lets say you found a twelve gauge double barreled shotgun
with a big bottle of vodka and a tewnty two rifle in your house,
what is the best way to combine these things in a humerous fashion,
and no I am not against killing any non-dog animal, especially
i would drink it all and shoot myself in the head... that's just
how i feel about it all right now
some of my friends so gay........ they put these annoying away
messages on that say their names, like say the name was megan,
this is what their away message would look like: * M E G A N *
pathetic isn't it, like i dont know their names already??!?!?!
ugh why must they be so retarded and do this?
your friends are just being stupid like they've been breed to
be... try to break them of this stupidity
i think you remember me writing a letter like yesterday about
a close friend of mine named steve. He's obsessed with his new
girlfriend Beka and it sickens me to see them together. Steve
used to be my best friend and we had cybersex every day, but not
anymore... only I LOVE BEKA...HELP ME please? i need some advice
other than kill them :-D
i would suggest changing your name to Dana... that will fix everything
up a waterfall and your weels fall off, how many pancakes does
it take to cover a dog house? some people say 47 because icecream
has no bones, why is that?
well it all started off that way but by the end of the week it
just wasn't working anymore so they decided to go back to the
way things used to be done... bringing the number back to 41
do howler monkey's care for thier young?
8 months or until they fall out of the tree
you think is better? Spit or Swallow
depends on the situation really
i ask evan out?
HAVE MY BABY?
I MEAN CAN I HAVE YOUR BABY?
sex and candy? -R Dire
i sure wish i did
the big question everyone wants to know the answer to--Coca Cola
or Pepsi? McDiablo
i say forget them both
pet threw something at me, what should I do to the little fukker?
stomp on it until it is no more
if you can't figure it out then you're not ready to do it
mater if i am a girl and have a dick
no it doesn't
the lyrics to the Baby Balooga song?
i don't know and nor do i want to know... just make up your own...
it's more fun that way!
when i try to go to sleep i can't because i am thinking about
scales like E flat Major and C minor. What should I do about this?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
try thinking about A and B sharp... then you'll find you'll get
to sleep quickly
when i was walking out of school i was talking to myself and i
was saying "ya i have this homework, hold on, am i talking
to myself? ya i think i am. Why am i still talking to myself?"
Do you think i should not talk to myself out loud or is it a way
to become socially accepted? - Guitarded
go ahead and talk to yourself... i see nothing wrong with it and
i do it all the time
"hell" means "light"...does that mean when
we say "What the hell?" a German person thinks we are
saying, "What the light"? Do they think we are nuts
for doing this?? McDiablo
probably... but i'm sure they wonder about many other things we
do and think we're insane
it weird that i wear white plastic kid glasses without lenses
in public? and is it weird that when i'm asked about them i say
that they're prescription? cuz they are. - Miss Roger's Sweater
no it sounds like a good idea... i think i'll go get some plastic
heard of scrambling eggs, frying eggs and poaching eggs...but
can one ROAST an egg? McDiablo
one can roast anything
your input. I am considering naming my guitar because i spend
more time with it than with my friends and family. i assure you
it's purely a platonic relationship. But how can i tell if it's
a boy or a girl? and what do you think i should name it? - Guitarded
i say you name it "Fredrico" or "Lot 324"
cure for moody cats?
plenty of seafood flavored treats
i find pics of Brittney with piss all over her please email me
i hate her and have no pictures of her
won't answer more on "why they sterilize a needle before
lethal injection" can you tell me why junkies (middle class
ones - with money) don't always sterilise their needles - are
they trying for nirvana or some such (OMG - major pun there...
junkies aren't too smart... no more to be said...
who bitch about the seat being left up not realise that it is
much worse to live in my house where my darling brother never
bothers to lift the thing?
that sounds pretty shitty...
are you? - LubisKo
tired... needing money... tired... needing more money to pay stupid
hate me yet? - LubisKo
no not yet
If I wash
my cock 1,000 times would you suck it? - LubisKo
depends on how much money you're willing to pay me
beleive this shit? - LubisKo
no not really... i give up
your thoughts on sane people that want or try to be insane? -
well sometimes they are just wanting to be insane for attention
but others are actually insane and only think they're sane because
other people tell them act sane but they're just acting, not actually
sane at all
Is it wrong
to hurt people that cant diffend themselfs, but that think that
they can and try to piss you off? - LubisKo
if you warn them and they ignore it and keep being annoying then
you mean "NO"? - LubisKo
you heard me
allowed to cuss on this fucking web site? - LubisKo
hell no... we don't allow that shit around here
you return my calls? Am I not good enough for you? Is there some
one else? Is it my crabs? Does your tall still hurt? - LubisKo
crabs? that explains a lot... and it's totally you that sucks
and to blame for this... there are many others and they're all
better then you
have sex with me, pretty please with a fuck on top? - LubisKo
well you have to pay me... but since you asked so nicely i'll
give you a discount
Why does LubisKo
hate me? just because i know him in the "real world"
he has to hate me? Just because im not racist and i hate everyone
equaly, he hates me? Damn the luck.
well that's just too damn bad... you'll just have to eat all the
pumpkin seeds by yourself
post was by me by the way Damnit -The X
sure it was... i bet you're one of those people that pretend to
be other people
advise me to kill people like LubisKo and other humans? -The X
legally no... but secretly... yes... take out all the humans
belive there is a fine line between Genius and Insanity? -The
i believe that line is blurred and speckled with pickle seasoning
named nicole is disgusting. She smells like goats milk. I tell
her to bathe, but she always says no. I tell her to use deodorant,
but she replies with "au natural is the way to go"...i
feel like im gonna throw up if i have to see her one more time...should
i slap her around with a halibut? do you think she'll finally
snap outta her funk? - Chimmy Chonga
well if that's what she chooses to do then either wear noseplugs
or don't go near her anymore
and marylin manson had a baby, would that child be just fine?,
or reack havoc on the rest of us with his huge nose and a feel
for black?....quite frankly, i'm peeing my pants on even the thought
of those two having an offspring....what would this world come
to with a freaky little cher manson crawling around taunting us
with it's parents gut-wrenching songs?
haha i would like to see that actually... purely for amusement
think they should make perfume with the scent of beer and eggs?
would you buy it? - chimmy chonga
no i wouldn't... i don't buy perfume
about fetuses chewing my ankles and screaming "NO MOMMY DON'T
GO I'LL KILL YOU" as I try to go to punk shows. What the
fuck does this mean? -Sparkle Pixie
i think it means you shouldn't have milk before you go to sleep
ever hear of a detachable bush penis?... Something i can use when
i go camping and want to take a slash in equal comfort to a male.
no i haven't...
really love me or is he just using me? -Pig
he's using you but not for what you think
Mafia the most organised, organised crime organisation in the
whole of the organised world? Or do you prefer the Triads? BARCLAY
the sock monkey tribe is...
so many girls afraid to admit they have bellybutton lint even
if they actually do have some in thier bellybuttons.
i have never had a discussion with anyone about that... how many
girls have you asked?
really say that? - Fido Dido
twice but once he lied
think there are to many sane people, people that think they're
sane, and people that are acting like they are sane (please note
that people that are insane and are acting to be sane should be
killed in a slow and painful way). Personaly I dont like sane
people they are just not..... well you know, the only people I
know are insane and if they werent then I would have to kill them.
So I think that the people that walk around naked covered from
head to toe in green jello telling sane people to fuck off are
truly heros and are insperations to us all, dont you agree? -
i agree that jello is not actually clothing and strongly disagree
about the whole 'jam' issue... i just don't want to see innocent
ants killed in the name of progress
Can you please
tell me where the word "FUCK" came from and why is it
a cuss word? - LubisKo
nope... and you can't make me
is your Penis?
depends on the situation
i find the PInk Terry cloth outfit that JLO wears in the Im Real
the Pink Terry Cloth Store
i find a PInk Dildo for this dirty girl i know name vicky?
in her mother's
i Luv mie
hukd onn fonix/ d ont yoo? - LubisKo
the best flavor of cigar? - LubisKo
piss you off answering questions? - LubisKo
not usually... depends on the questions... my mood... how comfortable
of a position i am sitting in...
have a real job other than giving me monkey butt awards? - LubisKo
yes actually... but don't let that stop you from sending me money
havent been here in a while, will you forgive me? - dane
maybe... if you send me valuable cash & prizes then i will
been in america for 9 days now and i plan to move here , isnt
that cool? - dane
not really no but at least you're not moving in with me
your definition of testicle rot ? - dane
Shakespearean characters in movies have to wear such fruity outfits?
Can't they just modernize them a little? Swanky
no way... that takes away from the whole 'shakespearean' thing
have soup in america ? - dane
i'm not in america
hell were we thinking when we wore stirrup pants in the 80's?
AND bicycle shorts?? Swanky
i wasn't wearing them so you can forget this 'we' business
another question about america, why are a lot of you know it all,
up yourselves bastards? - dane
i am NOT american so ask one of them instead
i was a school boy, do you ? - dane
I am always
cold, so cold, in fact, that when my mom jokingly put an ice cube
down my shirt, it did not melt....and it didn't bother me either.
Is this normal? McDiablo
for you it seems to be... so go with it... try swimming in lava
is it strange
that i use my interac card when buying a $1.38 slurpee? -Miss
not so much strange as stupid if you have to pay for transactions
believe in santos the mexican santa? -chimmy chonga
this girl nicole, she smells like rancid skunk cabbage mixed with
hot liquid garbage, well anyways, i've been after her for awhile
to bathe, because her scent is really gut-wrenching, but she won't
listen to me. FOR THE LOVE OF.....she won't even wear deodorant.
What should i do to enable her to bathe once in awhile, maybe
slap her around with a halibut.....u agree? - chimmy chonga
haven't we already discussed this?
sabrina has a case of the zit face, and i want to punch her ugly
face, but i'm worried i'll get puss all over me, is that true?
well i guess you're just perfect aren't you? and yes you probably
would get puss all over yourself if you punched her
it matter if the glass is half full or half empty?? Its half either
which way! popedoug
it doesn't matter at all
you tell the differance between male and female goldfish.
cherry lips were sexy?
each persons definition of sexy is different
raspberry on me?
want fries with that? McDiablo
i don't want anything from you people besides money and maybe
a back rub
is a monkeys penis? how long is your penis?
they're all different... and if you want to know so badly then
i welcome you to come measure
is your ERECT penis before a sexual expierinace?
it varies slightly from time to time... how about you come over
like cold shoup downtown by captain bagels.
the crow flies at midnight
wotn vicky shower?
why won't my video capture card work? it's just one of those things
i have something to tell everyone, something that i have discovered
and need to tell you all........all spam is made out of pigs that
somehow transfered into a parrot, watch out though b/c before
they're turned in to spam, these parrots enjoy crapping in your
hot chocolate....and the pigs often steal your men.....dont worry
though, soon they will all be spam, and we will force all sock
monkey haters to eat it all. - shane west
and exactly WHERE is the question in here?
we drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway?? - Shameless Biz
humans are stupid
is my penis
to small or do i just have huge legs?-Sk8erGecko
i'll spare your feelings and tell you that it's the huge legs...
but it's not
I eat the chocolate cake or the chocolate CUPcake? McDiablo
some people think that AOL is the internet? Will you kill AOL
for me? ---Dolpha
some people are dumb and yell ya
god? Are you god? Am I god? Did you kill god?? Did you know that
if you spell god backwards that it spells dog? ---Dolpha
you know it's been a few weeks now since i've gone out and one
something insane... so perhaps i should stop watching those cky
videos and get off my sock monkey ass... i just grew tired of
thinking about that whole dog-god thing
like watching the TLC show "trading spaces" too? -Miss
i like watching when some lady gets her place destroyed and she
sobs in the kitchen with the microphone on... jcp and i laughed
our asses off at that... the lady was sobbing and you could hear
her but the other people couldn't and they were talking about
how they didn't think she was too upset... maybe you had to see
the hell do fireflies work? -The X
if i knew then i'd be working on plans to make MY ass glow
do anything for the right amount of money?
not ANYTHING but many things i wouldn't if i weren't getting gobs
thc in a measure of atoms is in a quarter sack of high grade ydroponic
marijuana sold at 200$?
no idea so send it to me and i'll find out
crooks usually take hostages when the whole plan goes down the
toilet and then get caught and are charged with a bigger sentence
then they would have earned before?What drives them to this stupid
well since they're stupid to begin with, it only makes sense that
they'd do something even stupider in a panic... humans are just
ill-concieved creatures that really serve no purpose besides wrecking
shit and killing stuff
you call someone a cheap bastard and still expect them to donate
money to you?
someone is cheap meaning that they don't like to spend money...
that doesn't necessarily mean that they are poor... so someone
can easily be a cheap bastard and yet have more then enough money
to send to me... and damnit they should be
relly in a twinkie?-Sk8erGecko
ground up children, bones from birds and used kitty litter with
Harry Potter toys/games/cards/legos/movies/books must be made
before the creators finally realize that most people hate the
little bastard? Also how screwed up and demented must these ratards
be to buy that jazz?
i was going to write something about this being typical and it
somehow turned into how people buy their kids sexist toys (girls
get dolls and boys get trucks kinda bullshit) but i'm gonna save
that for another day...
i ask a whole bunch of questions and forget on half of them to
type in (-Sk8erGecko)at the end?-Sk8erGecko
that happens a lot here... i think it's the flashy graphics and
the brillant flash effects on everything... those pop-up ads are
not quite as annoying as the ones on angelfire, but we're trying
to distract you from the site content as much as we can... i'm
glad to see our plan is working...
taking you so long? - Mzebonga
well someone actually pays me to do computer consulting during
the week... so i have to do work sometimes... and sometimes it
takes longer then 5 minutes to do it all... so i don't get a chance
to do the important stuff cuz it doesn't pay me... damn cheap
like a little soup with your noodles? McDiablo
hell no.. i've had enough damn noodles... when you're poor/cheap
all you get is damned mr noodles and i'm pretty damn sick of them
have a cure for chapped lips? Swanky
i use that ice stuff... and YEA monkeys get chapped lips
like enchiladas or chimichangas? Vista
i like it when people give me money for free or to make cool graphics
is it natural
to be strangely aroused by sock monkey porn if ur not a sock monkey?
- Fido Dido
why? - Fido Dido
well i guess it started with that thing about the ghosties but
after that whole 'ghost in the basement' thing wore off we had
other things to think about
i asked more than a few good quetions yesterday and was not awarded
with a good question award?Am i realy that lame?-Sk8erGecko
you're just not good enough yet... i know you can do better...
DC do you
enjoy eating twinkies?-Sk8erGecko
no... i don't eat things like that
is the average size of a sockmonkey tail?-Sk8erGecko
about 16 inches
i get my brain transferred to a sock monkeys body and live happily
as a cool little sock guy the rest of my life?dying to know....-Sk8erGecko
your human brain is not suited for the superior sock monkey thoughts...
DC do you
i did once but tore open my shoulder and face... i prefer to watch...
especially if its cky
the do you skate question was mine forgot again..... BUT!.....
How many times must someone watch dude weres my car before there
brain rots into a pile of dog crap?Also did you think the movie
jay and silent bob strike back was funny?
i would think about 2 times... and yes i did
i persist to keep forgetting-Sk8erGecko damnit your plan is working
to well and yes i am responsible for jay and silent bob and skatebaord
sure you are... i think it's all a big lie to try to impress me...
it that when i ask a question, its on the day you update, and
my question has to wait until you next update? assuming, of course,
that my question doesnt get eaten like mine usually do... - Fido
well if you would just stop following me around so closely then
it wouldn't happen...
I want to kill everyone? -Sparkle Pixie
that is normal...
me thinking(damn i had to read that
cat thing bye mezbonga) DC you
seem close to your "cat" do you also have sex with it?(hell
we've seen all those pics) so do you? and should i get close to
my cat "tiger" for the uprising or will i be doomed?-Sk8erGecko
no i do not have sex with my cat... she won't allow it
are u a
fag? or am i just imagining it?
i think you're imagining it... that and those stupid beanstalk
am i sexy?
or am i sexy baby? YEA!!--uncle fucker
sure... i'm sure someone out there thinks your sexy
your fucking problem, you glorified cumrag? Why the fuck do you
have a website which preeches only to the converted? Surely you
should run a website trying to make sane people insane and bring
them into line? Doesn't that make sense? Doesn't that seem like
a much better idea? Are you tired of everyone having better ideas
than you? Why don't you do something about it? Suicide would be
a good idea, wouldn't it? Why not get a gun, kill loads of people,
then shoot yourself in the head? In the end it all comes down
to sex doesn't it, so you could shoot yourself in the tail and
that would solve a lot of your problems. But would that make you
go and kill people instead of sitting in your room masturbating?
Fuck knows. The point is, there are better things I could be doing
with what constitutes my life and I seem to be irrevocably attached
to this website and I seem to keep coming back here even though,
after a while, it all seems very familiar. Not that I'm ungrateful,
I like it here and I'm glad you let me keep coming back. But why
the fuck am I seeking the attention of a shitty little Sock Monkey
who hardly knows, who I am and only uses me for sex? Since I left
you and have been a free man, I've done things I never dreamt
I would - I even got to use the whip the other day - but, still,
I keep coming back here. So why am I doing this? Why can't I just
leave you alone? You're pretty unappreciative in the long run
and there's next to nothing I can do about it. So, it comes down
to one point. That one point encompassing the whole of what has
gone before. I think I know what it is that brings me back here
time after time... I think I love you, will you marry me? - Mzebonga
i love you too... but am i saying it because i feel that way or
simply to say it to shut you up? ... just take the good question
award and hold it close... it will tell you many things... important
really think I'd come crawling back to you after all this time?
Are you stupid? - Mzebonga
sure why not... i did leave cheese on a plate out there for you
and yes sometimes i am
im having a hard time accepting what sgay and bgay did together.......eeww,
2 words....finger and jerk off....ew gross!! when will they break
up? will they go "all the way"? when will they die?
who did what and where? and um... on tuesday
of car do you drive?
i do not drive a car... i drive a jeep cherokee
pet parrots do I eat when my keyboard is on fire because today
30 geese told me that it wasn't right when I sing that one song
but yea, so I just wanted to know. Do you know?
i do know... it's 15 but only because the other 3 couldn't make
Oh go on
eat the damn raspberry?
you replied back to me icq?Asswipe?
try again... i didn't get it so you can just suck my tail
you marrying Mzebonga? I think you would make a great couple?
nah... i don't want to get tied down quite yet...
longer till the new section is up?
well we're trying to get the stupid forms going properly... we're
still switching from frontpage to dreamweaver... plus jcp and
i have been busy working... trying to keep her biz alive... so
we're hoping that in the next month we can get it up and working
but we can't promise it
gives you oppurtunitites but anarchy gives you life, which do
you choose, and how?
i choose cheese simply because it is plentyful, i can have as
much as i choose and no one but me gets to eat my chese...
done, you put porn on your website. Where's the mpegs? Where's
the faked orgasms? Where's the gratuitous closeup shots? I'm disgusted.
well my stupid video capture card isn't working right now... first
it was the damn drivers and now i can't find the program so just
shut up (yea yea a damn mac would fix my problems wouldn't it
dave but you can just blow me unless you buy me one) and the closeup
shots will be made available for purchase through membership like
any self-respecting porn sitel
randomly plug my website? - Mzebonga
well damnit i already added a link on here today for you... what
more do you want you demanding bitch? i say i love you once, give
you an award and now it's all 'what about MY needs?' and 'plug
MY website'... well i lied so i could fuck you...
Tennessee so finacially fucked?--Mistofflies
i think they spent too much on advertising
everybody just shut up and eat their vegetables? McDiablo
exactly... especially damn mzebonga
you leave? Where did you go? And how are you doing? And how can
you not anwser these questions? Freak City CND. Hay are we at
war????? Just the Cows! Later
i had to go... i went to the store to get food... i'm ok now that
i've eaten some of that food... i did answer and i'm at war against
i hack into the main frame on a computer
there are many others who are more qulaified to answer this then
i am... ask them
and eve have a bellybutton?
well if you believe in adam and eve and the whole creation thing
then i can't help you to begin with....
does laundry at like 3 in the morning, is she on drugs? R Dire
maybe she is a pothead? some people like to clean when they're
high... but hey... then it's easier to slip in your laundry and
get it done for free
seen Resident Evil? And If you have, what did you think? -R Dire
no i haven't... i don't know if i really want to... it doesn't
look that good... but i know i'll eventually see it
mom's talking to herself, what should I do? I'm scared! - R Dire
what are you doing listening into her private conversations?
of porn IM's on AOL and now... to make things worse... I'm getting
IM's that tell me I should follow Jesus or burn in hell. What
the fuck is up with this shit? I think all porn mailers, IMers
and religion pushers should be shot! You agree? R Dire
i don't use that program cuz i hate aol... but damn porn spam
is out of control... and don't get me started on damn pop up ads...
with Mzebonga on the whole situation ,I'm the same I try to get
away from here but I just can't but I don't think I love you ,maybe
you know what it is?Sally
it's the sugar and caffeine i've been secretly putting in your
food... you're addicited... i knew there was no way to make you
love me... i'm not angelina jolie
well your body will stop working for some reason and then you'll
be dead... that's how it usually happens
put your hand there... ok... now balance on that leg... put the
other one here... ok... now tilt your head up... right... kinda
to know am I gay
yes you are
Cocksucker, I have discovered what DC actually stands for it is
DUMB CANADIAN, I searched your domain for clues and I have discovered
that the seceret of the lap dancing sock monkey is that you are
in fact the one and only lap dancing sock monkey, so do I get
a lap dance you DICK COCKSUCKING DUMB CANADIAN LAP DANCING SOCK
i'm sure you stayed up for days to come up with that... and i
only do that for money now so pay up
hard drugs without knowing it like taking a pill you thought was
something else, if so don't you agree that the high is that much
better when you don't know what you've taken, Dick Cocksucker?
hell yea... don't piss off a drunk fish
no job I'm just a victim of society a slob no ass no head gotta
go home and jack off instead no mind no kind my brain is jelly
and my memory is blind noway noway cannot live in a world this
gay. Your thoghts and comments Dick Cocksucker?
that would require me putting thought into your question...
are a sock monkey, and socks worn by humans often are found in
shoes, I was wondering... do you cover yourself in peanutbutter
more than twice a day? ~drunklawyer~
usually three to four times a day and twice that on the weekends
after being used as a cum rag and you became crusty rigid and
hard were you ever used as a weapon and if so a lethal one?
hell is THAT? McDiablo
i tried thinking about it for a bit but got bored and gave up
is being stupid and I want to smack it around to discipline it.
Is this a form of abuse? McDiablo
yes it is... but it can't really testify against you unless you
people have to send those damn forwards that say "send this
to 10 people and then press the Alt and F8 keys and a picture
will pop up on your screen". It's so incredibly stupid, i
just press "delete" now. DC, do you have anything to
say about this?-Swanky
yes... more people just learn to delete it like you did
apes took over the world like in Planet Of The Apes, what would
you do? R Dire
i would scream like an enraged sock monkey and then go to sleep
Is it possible
to catch only a single crab? Cuz my friend pulled out a big one
from his pants at the beach. R Dire
well obviously it is then... did he keep it as a trophy?
my flatmate sleeping on the couch, snoring, and preventing me
from watching TV when she has the biggest room in the flat with
a double bed? - Mzebonga
to torture you
you had sex with Justin yet????? How are you and Justin coming
along with marrige??? How are you'll coming along with sex????????
the hell is justin? and damnit i'm not that stupid bitch... she
believe E.T. is really running this country?-- Mistofflies
no.. but that other alien is
If a restaurant
is serving roast squirrel, does it have to include the warning
'CAUTION! May contain nuts.' ? - Witto
yes... or you could be sued
you possibly need? You're a Sock Monkey who answers questions
for a living and is "in" with the cats. No bad could
ever come to you so I'm damned if I'm going to consider your needs
and your wants. Frankly, all you ever seem to want is your tail
rubbed and it annoys me. Don't you ever chafe? Why don't you spread
the love instead of try to get laid? - Mzebonga
i need to money to buy the cats treats... and pay for my pathetic
existantce... and damn straight i want my tail rubbed all the
time... that IS spreading the love
you like better: Jedi or Empire Strikes Back? - Fido Dido
the empire strikes back... it's grim
punk morons that ask questions on this site, or any site for that
matter, seldom know how to use correct grammer, punctuation and/or
spelling? I'm surprised you losers that dominate the web even
know how to turn on a computer. Are you punks just lazy or stupid
or both? Can you answer THAT for me, devil child?
i'm not sure... they should indeed know how to spell since they're
doing a lot of reading... and i think that my definition of 'punk'
is different then yours... so basically all humans are lazy and
stupid to some degree
know who your 3rd great-grandfather was?
on one side of my family but not the other
you have to embarrass your family like this? - Mom
you loved the duck article... what's the problem??
know it says 'back the theinsanedomain.com main menu'? what happened
to your 'to'?
it was eaten by squirrels... damn things eat everything...
people keep calling me Mezbonga? As if I don't type it enough
times on this fucking website to make it apparent that it is Mzebonga.
Pronounced Mm-Zee-Bong-Ga. Can you please tell everyone that,
if they are going to curse my name, they could at least get it
right? The guy down the street called Mezbonga is getting very
upset with all the curses on his name. Yesterday he got hit by
a firetruck which was coming to put a fire out in his house. So
I am Mzebonga, the guy down the road is Mezbonga. Do you think
that's easy enough? - Mzebonga
i don't quite get it... you're who again? who was it that was
with me last night??
I don't know why I slept with you. Perhaps I'm just lonely. You're
a cheat, a liar and you're shit in bed. I hope you rot in hell.
I hope your stiching comes undone and your eyes are replaced with
olives and your tails gets fed through a mincer. I'm lonely. Wanna
go again? - Mzebonga
well it wasn't you i slept with then if i was shit... and yell
ya let's go again...
you should wear leather. Get some leather boots and a leather
jacket and a bandana, get a new photo taken to replace the slightly
gay pixie boots picture and go all out to be a gay sex symbol.
What do you think? - Mzebonga
i don't like leather... i'll get latex... and yea i should change
that picture so you people don't get jealous and steal my boots...
you know you WANT them
monkies have spleens? - Mzebonga
well in my prodding i haven't found one yet... but then again
i don't know what one looks like
chilly beach has not done any new episodes yet? I'll die if I
don't have it.
i don't know... email them and ask
is billie holidays realname
i'm not sure... i wrote it down somewhere...
I've been helping Mzebonga out, not because he asked me to, because
he's a little gobshite and I don't like him much, but I'm doing
it for you people. And then I get Sk8erGecko jabbering on about
how he "had" to read the section on Mzebonga's site,
like it's some kind of chore. For fucks sake, don't they know
it's for their own sake? Can you not openly encourage the likes
of Sk8erGecko from barracking the threat that is the cats and
the informative journal that is Mzebonga's "Cats" section?
- Fergus O'dimbal
consider this my open encouragement... and it's no chore to read
mzebonga's site... it's
never a chore where cats are involved