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Plastic bag collecting - get in on the hottest hobby of the century! Jackasshole
Forced collecting - don't be another victim Jackasshole #2
Nose picking - you know you do it Jackasshole #3
How to throw birdseed at ducks - they've told us to tell you Take a pill
Horses are evil - the truth about horses by JCP Fish on wheels

Killer deer from hell - the horror of deer

The sinking of Australia 
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