you like cheese and if so what is your favorite cheese? - Natasha
(The girl who loves you!)
i like old cheddar cheese...
love Steph?If yes, why?
how about this... no one cares
Is my mate
Rebecca insane or is it just me?Or am I insane? - Kirsti
yes she is and yes you are
be 'Little Miss Popular'.How do I go aobut it?
why do you wanna be THAT? get off this site now... we don't want
you cheery popular folks around here
Did I have
a good night on Saturday and do you still love me?
yes and if you rub my tail sure
my damn fucking questions again. i sent several, none of which
are there. may i have a green head to make up for it, please,
O mighty DC, second only to the Cats? - Fido Dido
how are you doing this??? are you having 'visions' again? do your
ears ring? have the angels come to poke your ass with cold metal
Dew really made from mountain dew? Vista
keep a secret? Vista
absolutely... just send it on in to me
what they say about sock monkeys with big tails....don't you?
no... come over and tell me... and you can rub my big tail while
you tell me
I do ab crunches like Britney Spears? McDiablo
don't do anything like her... ignore her... tail rubbing counts
as exercise... why aren't you here yet?
DC, I, and the rest of the world, must know....what is 1 + 1??
i knew this... shit... now i forget... hmmmmmmmmmm
DOGS HAD WINGS WOULD THEY FLY? #2--IF SO WOULD THEY SHIT ON EVERYONE
THAT EVER HAD TREATED THEM SHITTY?========== SINCERELY, THE BIG
1. yes unless the universe played a cruel joke on them like penguins
and made the wings useless 2. damn straight
YOU GET OLD DOES YOUR PENIS STRECH TOWARD THE GROUND DUE TO GRAVITY?
#2--IF SO HOW MUCH? SINCERELY, THE BIG BLUBBER WALLET
1. sure why not 2. depends on the gravity of your planet and the
weight of your penis
MORE QUESTION. IF I DIE AND A HOOKER SUCKS MY BALLS WOULD IT MAKE
A SOUND IF NO ONE WAS AROUND?
only if the hooker isn't deaf
fuck did you want to go camping for? Was it to get away from your
folks so you can smoke grass in peace? Isn't it bad for a Sock
Monkey to get wet? With all that water you'd absorb I can imagine
that your weight multiplies about three times. So, why go camping?
Why not go to the bahamas on the cat's expense account? - Mzebonga
camping rocks... i don't live with my folks so i don't need to
camp for that... yes but i didn't get wet just cold... yea wet
sock monkeys puff up in water... camping was in ottawa with a
bunch of insane people... jcp, ver, johnny poptart, red, julie,
OJ and kim (who can make food for ANYONE inlcuding vegetarian
sock monkeys they're THAT good at it) and lots of other people...
poptart will hopefully be contributing to this site soon and become
a full member... so maybe you'll see pics from the weekend on
the site sometime... and that fucking idiot sanimal is supposed
to start 'contributing' again soon... hope its not too much WORK
fucking day of fucking skool today! ooooooh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
can we burn skool down? we dont need no education. teacher - leave
those kids alone. yeah, you tell 'em, Syd - Fido Dido
haha... school was years ago for me...
a cool guitar line and then realized it was from a Simon and Garfunkle
song.. what am i going to do with myself? -Guitarded
slap yourself with small wooden sticks until i tell you to stop
Is 19 old?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
no it's not
Is it ok
if i get a big big slurpee on thursday cuz it's my birthday? -
of course... and i'll drink one in your honor
my monkey is off it's rocker, it's been in the liquor cabinet
again.. what should i do? - Miss Roger's Sweater
spank it... and spank it hard... that's right... spank that fucking
monkey till it bleeds
have a capo? - Guitarded
i don't know what that is
more gay for a guy... dance or gymnastics? - Duch
i don't think 'gay' applies to either... as for more dangerous...
doing voodoo on me? - Duch
yes... it's me... how does your back feel?
ever had a dream that you didnt like?-Berpee
yes i have... one time i turned into a borg and another time the
waves kept coming at me and started to drown me... that sucked
go to the concert?!-Berpee
yes but it will suck
people think they're greater than newbies simply because they
were 'there first' and their questions were 'more original'? don't
they sound like a bunch of old farts? - SiNiSTaR the funky munky
yea?! i say we all meet in the parking lot behind that store and
FIGHT .. i wanna see BLOOD
oh by the
way.... do you know dear abby? - SiNiSTaR
no i don't... is she cute?
a 'Sperm Facial'? what is that, anyway. - sInIstAr/SiNiSTaR
no i haven't actually... i would imagine it means that your face
is covered with sperm... i'm sure there is someone willing to
give you one if you ask nicely enough
would happen to me if i didn't have my insane domain to rely on..?
well at first you'd feel ok, maybe even a bit liberated... but
then the twitching would begin... your muscles will eventualy
seize up while you're seeing sock monkeys dance around you chanting
'things that suck' out at you in a howler-monkey sorta yell...
your ears would begin to bleed and your hair would all fall out...
yes... even down there... your left leg will snap off due to the
muscle tension and your teeth will shatter, choking you... and
before you die you'll try to imagine my smiling sock monkey face
smiling at you but you'll be too weak and just die alone... alone
and sane like the rest of the mindless idiots out there...
are not working on your site at all, you were all away in ottawa
camping! why did you lie? why? why? *cries uncontrollably* hint
- needs a lollipop to shut up. - SiNiSTaR
camping is more important then YOU... so you eat your damned lollipop
and shut the hell up... damnit are you crying again?!? ok fine...
here's another lolipop and some candies...
know where my green comb is? I seem to have misplaced it. Vista
it's in the pocket of your black jeans
I keep misplacing things...where are my pants? Vista
i kinda pissed on them by accident so i buried them in your yard
like my little cup? Brodie
yes... could i borrow it? i seem to have buried vistas pants...
Is my boyfriend
EVER gonna call me?And if he is WHEN?! - Kirsti
hell no... cuz you're all 'why don't you call me?' and when he
asks you what's wrong you'll say 'nothing' even though you're
pissed so stop it and maybe he'll call...
have a "software sucks" section on this page? No? Why
not? Would be nice... with coloured pictures and... so coooool!
no i don't... but i should have a computers suck one that covers
the femalejokes are with blondes?
people have no imagination
Buffy so "in" with the vampires?
it's the lipstick
my question "pathetic" for you no matter what?
let's face it... that's the best you can get... silly human
a beautifoul girlfriend,,,Then why do I want to be with every
other girl I see,no matter how ugly,but not with my girlfriend?
really insane, or you're faking? And if you're faking, then your
site is a fraud!
i have a stamp on my hand that says INSANE so i'm just going by
what the stamp says... and YOU'RE a fraud... you and your fancy
suit... you're not fooling ANYONE
sucks! Can you help? don't answer "No"! You know, there
are a lot of really crazy ppl out there with knives, guns, axes...
you might run into one of them one day and then I won't be there
to save you if you say "No" now!!!
well how about this... life sucks so there is nothing wrong to
help you with... so how about you buy me some stuff or just send
me money and then that way you know for sure that your exsistance
has meant something to someone out there
ARE SEXY. REALLY SEXY I WISH I HAD A MONKEY CUZ THEIR SEXY ESPECIALY
this isn't a question but yea i'm sexy and you had a chance to
buy my sexy brother but obviously didn't... if anyone does wanna
adopt a sock monkey then fill
out a form and let me know
long way to fall...isn't it?-Berpee
well yes actually...
Are u a
man, women or sock monkey?
i'm all sock monkey baby... wanna touch my tail?
home from work among the humans, I think I would have been in
tears instead of all grateful and amused to have found this site
after typing "people suck" into the search engine. At
the moment you, you insane sock monkey, are the biggest genius
that I have encountered in a long time. So, here's my dillemma;
my best friend, who is not stupid or trashy or anything, and who
has always expressed hilarious contempt for children, is now pregnant.
I feel compelled to be all supportive about it but, my real opinion
is that it's just the next horrifying step in her unconscious
compulsion to please her "normal" ass-brain parents
who never understood her and would be much better people if they
just got a divorce and admitted that they are both gay. (The first
horror was that she got married to a very sweet idiot that needs
to admit that he is totally as gay as a pink leather thong...with
sequins.) With complete trust in your professional, medical opinion,
is she going insane or am I just STAYING insane?
I say escape... run away from them all and get yourself sterilized
so the same stupidity won't happen to you.. you're staying insane
and you've got to keep it that way.
burgers with legs fly???
their legs get tired
to be in school right now...hehehehhahhahghahhhahehahhjfhah....ooooo..do
you think i should go?..its 10:00 right now...
nah... i'm sure you won't miss anything important anyways
his buttock silky smooth was one of his _______.you fill in the
blank! your always forcing us to think..now its are turn
i got distracted by the silky smooth buttock... can't think beyond
i get my tounge pierced?some people say i should just nail my
tounge to a pole..it would be easier...what should i do?-kkkkkkkeeeeeeelllllllllyyyyyyyffffbbbbbbbb
well if you really want your tongue pierced then go ahead... just
follow the care instructions they give you
an Awsome nickname I Have An Awsome NicKNaMe!!!DO YOU?..nooooo..HANHSHSFGGAFGHA!...i
have an awsome cool nikaname..a nikaname..NIck NAMe...awsomey..
my nickname is freak... you can't get much cooler then that
myself everday...do you think thats wrong-missing school
no it's not... if it makes you feel loved then you go right ahead
DC... answer this for me... ANSWER!!!do you buy market brand name
perhaps? i'm not aware of the labels of any of my clothes... I
do not shop at stores like the gap or such shit like that though...
is really big....is it really that big?or ya just sock stuffing?
yea it's that big... so is my tail... wanna rub my tail?
are gay..get new ears..please?-NOW!
hey i was born that way... and if you're one of those people who
judge others by the size of their ears then you suck...
wear lipstick cus its amazing how red your lips are..if so, what
no i have naturally red lips..
you to death...january,21,2031..watch out!-lovetotouch
this isn't a question but do you think you could hurry it up a
some games dc...plz..maybe you could make a game about who can
rub dc's tail the hardest?..not bad idea..get to it-NOW!
well i'd love to make a few games, in fact i have a few great
ideas for some but then i'd need someone who can actually MAKE
the games because i don't know that type of programming
ill go to school....but i Dont know!HELP!-kkkkkkeeeellllllyyyfffbbbb
meh... just make sure you show up enough to pass
silky butts,i live in a plastic box, muffy is my cat, i am really
fat, i always wear blue and dont know if i should go to school..who
you are you and stop bothering me about school... i left years
ago and don't wanna think about it anymore
DC stand for..i know! dike caller..right?u call dikes..right?i
knew it your a sex operator....tsk tsk-NOW!
i am a sex operator...
am i boring
of course... only shiny things can truly amuse me
for sending all the whaT?were?WHO?WHA?WERE..?wha...?WHAT?..what?..sorry...got
ya pissed off didnt i?hehehe....
nah i just delete it if i'm not in the mood
life after death seem more interesting
because life is just annoying and makes no sense... stupid humans
all the good weed?
it's me... and you'll never get it back!!! NEVER
urine will I need to baste the beheaded and gutted carcass of
A few gallons at least... just keep collecting it until you KNOW
you have more then enough
Why did you pee
on my pants? Vista
they asked me to... how could i say no? they asked me to shit
in the pockets too....
try the slurpee flavour, Frog Water? Or do you think there are,
er, un named ingredients in that stuff? Vista
no i wouldn't actually unless they called a mix of orange and
rootbeer frog water
want a stalker? Vista
i think i might already have one but another would be nice...
are you volunteering?
world domination, couldn't you just use one of those dry-erase
marker boards until you get it right or, is it really necessary
to meticulously encode your blueprints in sock monkey dung all
over the stalls of public restrooms?
i say do both to make sure you do it right
did the chicken cross the road? we've been over this before, but
new evidence suggests that there is an important factor we have
overlooked. this is the influence of gravity on jupiter. you may
ask what has this got to do with poultry crossing transportation
routes, and to be frank, jim, or even mandy, i'm not quite sure.
if we inverse the rabbit, is it possible to derive chickens from
soup? this is all getting a bit too much. - Fido Dido
i blame the cold soup, poor moon rotation and the possible exsistance
of life on europa
Is it everyone's
job to just piss me off? Man, you people must be working overtime.
- Fido Dido
yes it is... and yes we are...
i kill myself? or just wait for it to happen to me? - Fido Dido
i say you watch 'requiem for a dream' first and then reconsider
the whole thing...
usually skip the "no question" questions ppl "ask"??
yes i do... if it's crap or not even close to a question then
yes i delete it
stuff! Why is it that when the extended Euclidean algorithm returns
a negative private key for the RSA encryption, the decryption
goes all wrong (could say "insane")??? (Omuletzu)
it's the emergance of 'zero' as a contributing factor to the rotation
of earth yet at the same time we are in constant movement hurtling
through space waiting for an asteroid or something to take us
another non question that I "asked", but I didn't get
an answer (maybe I dreamed, or the darn thing ate it, or you skipped
it...) It goes kind of like this: "This is not a question,
so it means I deserve the Monkey Butt Award for Stupidity in the
Line of Asking Questions... Please give me the damn prize!"
it isn't a question so it got deleted... read the damn rules!!!
my chance of winning the lottery?
one in 2 milolion... or soemthing like that... if you send me
20 bucks i'll send you a box filled with insane stuff... isn't
that way more fun???
accept insane stuff from your fans (stuff to put on this site)?
we will soon once we get my.theinsanedomain.com working...
my role model! I want to be like you! What must I do??? (Note:
I don't have money to send you.) (Omuletzu)
you must become a sock monkey... give me all your money (or most
of it) and some cookies
be mad if I ask too many stupd questions? Oh, wait! I can't ask
smart questions! Sorry! Will you be mad if I ask too many pathetic
mad no... ignore you and put a hex on you & your family yes
spell check all your answers?-HoloNg
no i don't... and i probably should cuz i know my spelling isn't
like any questions or do you just give awards to yourself you
i give myself awards every day... and so far i haven't felt inclined
to hand out many awards
no i don't
If I can't
find a real question to ask you, it means that I don't have any
problems, or I'm just a boring loser? (Omuletzu)
it means that you haven't reached your full level of insanity...
ever have a girlfriend?-bastard
sometimes yes but mostly i just sleep around with lots of sock
this my personal message board..im sorry, will you forgive me?
no... come here for a spanking and bring money
place be black and red...do you know devil?if so, whats he like?does
he like me?how does he feel bout god?
yes cuz those are colors jcp picked out a long time ago... and
in order for me to believe in a devil i have to believe in a god...
which i don't... and if i did i would believe they are the same
taller ever year and i feel good bout that!do you?
i stopped growing awhile ago and i'm pretty pissed off about it
from that website were losers...do you think so to?
that doesn't narrow it down much as to who you're talking about
but i'll agree with you
a genie?..could you predict my future?-BasTArd
no and yes
pathetic inquiry for tonight, I think (I don't really think).
Why does the Good Question Award look like a green monster? (If
it's not a monster, what is it?) (Omuletzu)
i'm not sure what it is... it's one of the few graphics on this
site that we didn't make ourselves
my boyfriend get to sleep early when I visit him?
you bore him
osama still alive?
my guess is that he hasn't died yet
everyone 'thinks' different unless they don't think at all...
then they just need to learn to think for themselves
row inmates get to choose their execution?
do they? why shouldn't they be allowed?
clowns follow me around throwing moldy cheese?
they like you... i wish i had clowns following me around throwing
the monkey head in the logo's closer eye spin faster than the
more distant one? Also, am I truly insane because I have been
watching an electronic monkey head and taking notes concerning
yes you are truly insane for doing that... you get points for
animals have separate heavens, such as frogs and flies, won't
the frogs have nothing to eat and die and the flies will multiply
forever and ever until there is no more room left and they all
well you see i don't believe in 'heavens'... you die and thats
it and if anything then your energy goes onto something else...
all i know is that when i'm dead i'll be free of this nightmare
it always been taught that Europe is a separate continent from
Asia, whereas if you look on a globe, it will be plain to any
uneducated fool that they are obviously connected? This leads
to another question, namely, are teachers really aliens who cannot
see, but sense things with a sensitive radar system, similar to
the way bats operate?
they are connected but are seperate techtonic plates... humans
like to break things into little categories and boundries but
it's all a part of the same planet...
no questions been awarded the Stinky Monkey Butt Answer Award
yet? Or is my computer just really slow again, in which case I
apologize for being stupid?
i blame you, society, the speed of your computer and the fisher
price little people collection staring at me
Spears directly descended from a primitive species of watermelon?
don't insult watermelons like that...
really travel faster than sound, or is it just because your eyes
are up front and your ears are further back?
yes it does actually... that is why you'll see lightning flicker
before you hear the thunder...
a porno star?...cus i swear i saw u in monster balls...-BAsTaRd
yes i am... you can
see my porn here...
what you should do dc..set a date when you will update..then we
wont have to come here all the time complaining for you to update!just
tell us when to come..like every monday and wednesday..or tuesday,
friday and sunday...whatever you want!please do that, its a good
idea... here to help, BaStARd
well lately it's been pretty much every other day... but if you
can figure out a way for me to get paid to just work on this website
then i'll be glad to answer them every day for you... i'm not
good with setting exact days cuz i get busy with real work...
perhaps in the future
names of the sockmonkeys in that new pic?
well herbert is in there but i'm not exactly sure of the others
names right now... amelia is in there somewhere
know any humans?
i know many humans...
set up a page for stinky monkey butt questions...cus i personally
think they are the best..please?how bout it?
perhaps some day i will... but then people will purposely ask
stupid questions to get on that page and that sucks
hates me and thinks i speak to low and im increadable wierd...what
should i do?
you should eat more lemons and re-read that book about the dunes
my sister's room so messy? McDiablo
she is lazy and likes to hide tiny shoes all over
if i was
a butterfly i thank you lord for giving me wings, if i was a worm
i thank you lord that i could squrm..but i just thank u god for
making me ME!!...isnt that a beautiful brain-washing song?
no it isn't and i dislike it strongly
I was hearing
two different recordings play at the same time on the phone and
I heard what both of them said. What the heck is up with that?
enjoy the random insanity of the moment... there's nothing else
indie record store clerks so rude? Don't they realize that they
are just big geeks like the rest of us who are at least basically
enlightended enough to shop there and make it possible for them
to not be wearing blue smocks that say "Wal-Mart" on
yes but that is part of the whole 'indie' thing at the same time...
so be bitchy to them and then everything will be cool
i go to this party tonight and fuck alot of chicks and smoke some
weed or stay home and beat off??? what shoul i do?? WiCkEd
go to the party with condoms... and then come home and beat off
we come from how the hell did we end up on this earth what made
us AND WHO MADE IT ! this is pissing me off. tell me u know who
made us. PLEZZZZZZZS or i shall have to smoke some weed and burn
this memory out of my brain. WicKeD
we all come from this little thing that happened once but i can't
tell you more... there is no WHO as you know it which makes it
difficult to explain to you humans... anyways... carry on with
your plan to burn it from memory
of music you like? (Omuletzu)
i like many types of music... most of it is heavier music though...
or strange music...
i buy pants like anastacia wears
who? pants? pants aren't fun
answered yes to this question: "Do you accept insane stuff
from your fans (stuff to put on this site)?", I'll send you
a link to an insane pic. You don't have to answer this (or curse
me). Just write down the link of that pic (if you like it) and
put it on your site, credit to Omuletzu. (The link is: http://omuletzu.topcities.com/2D/drawing.jpg
looks like a doodle i would have done years ago... yea we'll have
that sorta stuff online soon and i'll tell jcp to add it to my.theinsanedomain.com
no just me and the ones in the pictures
do you think when you answer these questions? McDiablo
depends on the question... most don't require much thought
it that makes McDonald's ketchup taste so darn good? McDiablo
they put sugar in it and they mix more sugar in with the salt
on the fries
ask three questions in a row tops. Should I break out of this
routine and ask four in a row...or maybe three and a half...?
i say go with what your comfortable with... i mean if you've produced
3 quality questions and taint it with a bad fourth, then it would
be better to stick with the pattern of 3 and ignore the fourth
monkeys get camel toe?
i don't know what that is but i don't like feet
I was on
audiogalaxy and I came across an interesting song by a girl named
"Khia" the song is called "My Neck My Back"
and it was the "explicit" version of the recording.
In the song she demands "My neck, my back... lick my pussy
and my crack." Is she a god damned ghetto hoochie?... why
the fuck would you want to lick a crack? and would sock monkeys
be willing to "lick the crack"?
some sock monkeys have to be paid to lick the crack while others
gladly do it for free...
finally snap and strangle the next humorless "hippyuppie"
that I have to explain a really simple joke to, can I hide out
in your sock rawer from the heat?
yes you can
i find the questions im looking for....they were on page 22 but
now i cant find em where
have all the questions gone????????? there were ones about midgets
and santa on page 23-adam the great
they're all still here... just more on each page so there are
ever read any chuck palahniuk? its good shit. he wrote fight club.
no i haven't but i'd like to read fight club and a few others
of his... how about you send me the books?
times can a guy orgasm?
in a day? week? month? a lot i guess if he's healthy
have sex with someone if they were wearing a wal*mart uniform?
yes i could... so how about it? you, me, a walmart uniform and
a price gun...
anyone go to a party called "Toxic Party?" (Omuletzu)
it sounds fun...
the "insane products" list? (Omuletzu)
we don't have one yet... that pill that makes chicks/guys cum
taste like apples is pretty insane
to be done and it has to be done now. Tell me how to do it? should
i take to the sky? should i cry or should i die? -watermelon-
you should die slowly like the rest of the humans... and send
me money and i'll send you more detailed instructions
have a kleenex? - Miss Roger's Sweater
no i do not... i have a towel you could use...
had 2 slurpees this week, is that bad? -Slur-peed Kid
yes... i'm outraged
i going to do with my guitar? it's been being bad! - Guitarded
remove one of it's strings and whip it with it... then put the
funny? it's from a b-day card from my mom.. "Happy Birthday
to a daughter who's loved for her kindeess, beauty and intelligence...
oh and weirdness -- dont forget the weirdnes." - Miss Roger's
that rocks... i'd be proud of it
age will i start to feel old? - Miss Roger's Sweater
none if you do it right
love my fish?/ his name is walace he is quite cute. although he
lies upside down all day. damnit do you?
no i'm not a fish person... i hate them... they know why
your opinion of course, is by far the worst verbal insult?
being told i'm 'just like everyone else'
able to whistle with that mouth of yours?-Berpee
yes but it's a bit fuzzy sounding
juice, or apple juice? Or maybe....neither?-Berpee
i have lemonaide right now
we restuff our overmasturbating sock monkies with cotton stuffing
or bananas? I tried both, but he just got kinda smelly... LastInSite
cotton stuffing.. it's just cleaner
must one punch a guy in the dick until he finally passes out?
it's more a matter of how HARD you must punch a guy in the dick...
month is black history month, are the other 11 white history months?
when is human history month where they figure out that shit isn't
going too well?
that dog years are different from human years. Do sock monkey
years differ also? -FrogBladder
our years are longer then yours... much longer... and better
DC- I recently
became drunk and roamed into a valley ruled by giant sock monkeys.
A- do you know of them and B- should I confront them or are they
hostile? I am hiding in a cave near their village. Please reply
before I run short of food.
A- yes of course i know them b- they are very hostile until you
stroke the leaders tail... approach him slowly
warned that cats will soon take over. 1-Is escape possible? 2-Can
you supply me with a specific date? 3-Would it be possible to
form an alliance?
1- no 2- no that's classified 3- no humans are useless for anything
other then slaves to them
know of an idiotproof remedy for a nasty vampire bite? I am losing
blood fast and you were the first one to come to my mind FROgbLadderr
vb m nm
i use books... not only do they soak up blood well, they distract
you with lovely stories until you die
that I am developing deep feelings for you, but I am reluctant
to tell you for fear you will reject me. -MPHG
i say you try to buy my love with money and gifts... how could
i say no to a playstation 2 and grand theft auto game?
it's a plastic penis-shaped object
or for that matter any sock monkey, need to eat? You are filled
with cotton stuffing, correct? If you have no organs, how can
you shit into peoples pockets?
yes we do... i eat socks every month... the rest of the time i'm
just chewing it and spitting it out or just licking the flavor
off of chips
what is your birthday, favorite movie, color, and cheese preference?
7/11/77, requiem for a dream (for the moment), black if black
is considered a color, old old cheddar cheese
recently purchased a moose. The best suggestion for a name I have
gotten so far is Iggy. Have you got any ideas? It would honor
me if I could name it after you.
call him Frankie... yea you can name it after me...
wear a diaper?
i just answered this... 7/11/77
less likely to answer a question containing numerous misspellings
and no question mark at the end? Or are you equal to all? Just
well i put less thought into those that i have to figure out what
the hell they're trying to say... other then that i am pretty
equal as long as it makes sense and is a question
your summarized feelings towards the following: Britney Spears,
Richard Simmons, Harry Potter (in general), SAnimal, Teletubbies,
Star Wars, The Simpsons? Thanks! FrogBladder
hate, dislike, it's getting kids to read so its good, hate, hate,
in marriage would make my life complete. Will you marry me?
hell no... i demand some dinners, expensive gifts and coffee before
i'll even consider it
mind if I stalk you? - Natasha (The girl who loves you!)
sure go ahead just don't stab me while i'm in the shower... i
hate it when that happens... did you know your name is ah satan
men dye their hair?Are they gay?(I think they are)Are you gay?Oh
and do you stil luv me?SAY YES! - Kirsti ( the girl who loves
you more than anyone else!)
i don't see why guys can't dye their hair... chicks can so guys
can... and how do i KNOW you love me more? i don't see you bringing
me any coffee...
all gone! You make it all gone! CHERRIES IN A JAR!!! MMM MMM!!
why don't I have a baby all gone doll? I want one.... :**( - Rebecca
save up your pennies and buy one
guys watch football?All there is are men running about in shorts
and chase a ball. - Kirsti ( the girl who loves you loads!)
not ALL guys watch football but those who do i can't explain...
things that are ''free'' in shops have a barrcode on them?
so they can track you down and steal your food
the world spinning? why aren't I? this is the worst trip I ever
had! What is this I am lying on? Adam
thats what it does... and you are spinning if you're on the planet...
and you're lying on that broken bottle again
you, DC!!! Will you marry me?? I'll kill Natasha if you will......Adam
no marriage until i see some coffee and you fill out the proper
I am living in the land of the fairies.How can I find out if this
is true - Rebecca (the idiot)
find someone who looks like they live there and ask them...
right behind you...I can see you....I'm watching you...mwha ha
ha ha!!! Oh sorry, that's my dad, Where?? I CAN'T SEE YOU!!! -
damnit i told you already... you have to keep your eyes open to
Any good cures? Can I rub your tail? - Adam
none that work forever and of course
take it up your ass? - Cooper
I'm a sad
and lonely earthworm....so sad and lonely and blue.....what comes
dig yourself a hole and wait for it to rain
me , just dropped in to say hi. My visits are getting less and
less, sorry about that. Hows JCP going ,well I hope.The cats are
doing well. I'm okay.The site looks great. What can I do to stop
my siamese boy cat Jengo from marking his territory inside? Well
catch you in another time. Sally
hi sally it's been awhile! hmmm i don't know about the marking
thing... ask your vet! i'm sure i'll bump into you on icq again
help me kill Celine Dion? I get the neck, you figure out what
to do with the rest of it, okay?
know who controls the empire of pop-up ads? I suspect either the
government or clowns.
clowns and government are pretty much the same thing
consider yourself superior to SAnimal?
we all are
you blame for the fact that nothing at all rhymes with the words
'purple' and 'month'?
i blame napolean and the north pole
how old are you?
i'm currently 24 in human years
If I am
having internet sex and I get cum all over the keyboard, will
I get electrocuted?
no but it's not good for the keyboard.. you can get plastic covers
for your keyboard...
ever get a job or will I be a bum for the rest of my life? McDiablo
sure you'll get jobs... you just won't be able to keep them for
long... that's ok... just as long as you're happy
I got a
cheque from the local college...what the heck is that all about?
It's only 20 dollars...McDiablo
send the money to me and i'll make sure everything is ok
you give out good question awards anymore? could you have another
award "the best question asked today"? just wondering,
i know youre very busy, updating the site an' all. and let me
tell you, i cannae wait! will there be beer? - Fido Dido
well those who get it either make me laugh or really think...
and jcp is working on my.theinsanedomain.com and i'm redoing the
downloads... it will be a bit longer though cuz of the whole 'have
to have a real job' thing... and of course.. you're always allowed
to drink beer here...
MOST of the people make the wrong decision when they have only
2 choices...MAJORITY of bad one..almost none of the corect one?
that is the downside of 'free will'... people have the chance
to choose wrong
fuck are ya?
i'm here answering damn questions
DC... answer this for me... do sock monkeys have sex with barney?
cause he says so to me every night because (except for friday
and saturday because he is jewish) and if so, why Don't you post
pics of him with sock monkeys?!?!?! and plz stop those midgets
out of my window for me plz, every night they enter and sweep
my floor with that funny liquid
no we hate barney and hope his head explodes spraying all the
children around him with purple dino bits
afraid of clowns? FrogBladder
only the ones that try to create monkey balloon shapes
that the next day should start at 1:00 AM, not 12:00. It does
not make sense to me. Are you with me at all or am I just crazy?
i agree... let's start living that way and the others will follow
like the sheep they are
help me lose 26 pounds and quit smoking before sundown?
chop off your head...
asks, oh, 7,000 questions, and they are all gems but you are getting
sick of answering to this person, will you not post most of them?
well i wouldn't be able to answer that many damn questions in
one day... there are 81 for me to answer today... and i'm not
feeling well... so don't post that many questions...
I am currently
aware that you are a sock monkey and therefore are not one gender
or the other. If you could choose to be one which would you be?
well i think i would switch each day...
just now woke up and realized you did not really make this site,
but it was only a dream, would you try to make it as it was in
yes i would... but i would remove sanimal from the site and make
jcp do most of the shitty updates
by a bookshelf. The light from the window is illuminating the
spine of a single book. Do you go over and open this book even
if you have important things to do?
of course... its just one of those things you have to do
you are so SEXXYY please can I rub your tail and suck it and getit
soaked and slide it into my red hot vagina, pulling itin and out
and in and out in front of everyone, until my vagina begins to
foam and I am about to pass out and I orgasm and ooOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhplease?I
am rubbing my sore red crotch all over the screen hoping to arouse
you and I am getting it all sticky ohhhhhhh please please DC
yes you may
DC- I have
just finished building a subspaceship/timemachine. Will you take
a trip with me?
of course... just give me a few hours with the person who wrote
the question before yours and then we'll go
consider this= I am in the process of packaging all my possesions
of value and money, about to ship it off to you, and I recieve
word that you have died. What should I do then? Killing myself
would not work because I could not bring along my money. I want
to be prepared. Also how many stamps do I need to put on? One
package contains my moose. FrogBladder
after that you are to out... find more stuff and send it to me...
and more money... put as many stamps as needed
here, I thought I should send you a bulletin. I was cornered by
a group of werewolves the other night, and they let me decide
between letting them bite me or send you to them for reasons described
as 'the monkey knows why.' I let them bite me of course, I just
thoght I should tell you in case you run into any trouble concerning
them. Will I be rewarded? Bah, I need no reward...protecting you
is my best reward...damn werewolves...
damnit... those damn werewolves... you do a few crazy things and
you're pegged for life... i'll have to go into hiding again...
thank you for warning me
were trapped in a dark alley by a gang, and you could either pick
up the lump of moldy cheese lying on the ground, the 3legged toad,
or the clump of greasy hair to use as a weapon, which would you
i would use the greasy hair... and then beat them senseless with
and strife, gonads and strife... what's that shite supposed to
mean?? - SiNiSTaR
i can't tell you.. if i do then my books will disappear and i
like my books
i am a
trend whore, is that a bad thing? - SiNiSTaR
mostly yes... unless the trend is to send me money and cater to
coming back to haunt you, DC. you can't escape)feeling......looooonelyyyyy...?-
damnit stauf... just take the dolls and fuck off
grampa just die?? - SiNiSTaR the sinister
he's hanging on... you'll find out why soon
have any pictures of food
yes i do... here is one
I'm a teenager.
Do you hate me?
not completely... unless you're not 'legal' yet... in that case
you can only watch instead of participate
you build me up? Buttercup baby just to knock me down, you messed
me around. And worst of all you never call baby when you say you
will, but I love you still!! I need you, I need you, more than
anyone darling, you something something else!! Whyyyy? - some
dude who wrote that song, there I told you that I quoted.
bravo for you but this isn't a place for you to submit lyrics
If my cousin
is my mother's monkey and my monkey is my uncle's mother did my
cousin come from my mother's monkey after all? I always suspected
something primal between them.
yes... you'll find pictures hidden under the porch in a box
heard of The Digerati, Third Culture and Reality Club? If so,
do you have a Doomsday scenario, that you might propose for our
entertainment, in which you incorporate these character's and
no no and no... so i can't come up with anything about that...
the best psychadelic experience that you've ever had?
on acid eating ginger cookies while writing/drawing
give us a Doomsday scenario, involving at least seven of the ten
following variables; stationwagon, volcano, Dick Cheney, tin foil,
leather, potatoes, talcum powder, cats, Kenny Rogers or melon
i'm not well enough to come up with something that complex...
i say the humans just wipe themselves out with a virus or something
dumb... damn melon ballers.. they have been the downfall of many
the ceremonious eating of your enemies and general Icons of Evil
such as Celine Dion and Bill Gates, are you otherwise a vegetarian?
yes i am... i wouldn't turn down any human flesh though
ever tripped on morning glory seeds?
no i haven't ... are you sending me some?
have a good, herbal recipe for clone repellent? I want to be sure
to be environmentally friendly in my struggle against the onslaught
of the summer plagues from the laboratories.
no i don't actually but there are many websites online that would
have that information... congrats on trying to find a non-chemical
check out the website i sended you?
i probably did... i have so far checked out the sites people have
sent links for but i'm going to stop that if people stop asking
questions and just keep sending in links
noticed sanimal seems to hate you and you guys know each other
in real life and you guys are to old to be i school.how do you
see each other in real life?..hmm...is this all a hoax to make
us send you questions and entartain us? what up with this dc?whats
we see each other when one of us is hanging out with jcp and the
other drops by or something... and life is a cruel hoax played
on you by your parents
i eat the ice cream plain, with raspberries, or just forget about
the whole damn thing? Help me! -Berpee
"Monkey" spelled with an "ey" instead of an
i'm not sure... ask the monkeys... or the monkies
it mean when when a person dreams about sock monkeys?
it means they are having wonderful dreams
or your insanedomain cohorts published anything outside of cyberspace?
I would gladly throw away copious amounts of money, (like twenty-five
bucks or something) to have an over-sized, paperback collection
of this nonsense, complete with the sock-monkey porno and other
artwork, in my library. You should be hoin' your sweet fuzzy ass
down at Barnes & Noble, right next to Church of The Subgenius
and Betty Bowers' new handbook.
well jcp has written things for various websites... but as for
published insanity/humor no not yet... we had considered it but
we don't have that kinda money to throw away on that nor the time
to put a pdf version together... perhaps in the future unless
you'd like to send us the copious amounts of money right now
light, monkey feces was found to be smeared all over the apartment.
Clearly foul play was involved. What can you tell us, DC, to help
our investigation? And remember, help us out on this one, and
maybe I won't tell your parole officer that I saw you hanging
out with P.Diddy.
i say check the ceiling for more evidence...
a big slut, or is that just ordinary, "sock-monkey"
a little bit of both
Am I only
known for asking questions? I've never been so insulted! :P McDiablo
you're known for your quick wit, sparkling personality and delightful
she leave the egg in the bowl? McDiablo
that was the one that came out of the chickens ass
think almond extract smell good, or is it only my sister who thinks
i haven't smelt that... i like the smell of vanilla though
a blue acoustic guitar, that's not as rad as green but still rad,
right? - Guitarded
a website that said that my white glasses without lenses were
actually popular back in 1965.. they're called Glassless Glasses..
does this make me retro? - Miss Roger's Sweater
you are soooo retro...
i had a
slurpee today to boost my slurpee-ness.. good stuff, eh? -Slur-peed
good job we're very proud of you
think Tony Hawk is cool? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes i do actually
dogs sniff each other's arse?-lickme
try it and you'll see/smell why
i was, driving down the road with Jose in one hand and VeRa in
the other when all of a sudden...my friends in the back seat having
sex start screaming oh baby oh baby oh! DC, sAnimal! Cum on baby!
I was all like what the fuck are you guys doing and right then
a deer jumps out in front of my car and says STOP!!! So i do!
And when i do it comes over and asks for a ride i say were are
you headed it says BoBtoWn I was like ok hop in. I turned on the
radio and drove and heard there were killer deer on the road i
was driving on because it was mating season! A man and his son
were found under a tree with antlers stuck in there asses! I tried
to play it cool! But all of a sudden.... What Happened ???? Where
am i???? HELP ME!
come to the backseat and i'll distract you from asking all those
gwar dress like off stage? -seth
well i think they dress normally but then again i don't know for
only on the weekends with syrup
Is it okay
that I have taken a liking to rap music? Vista
no it's not.. it's not ok at all
the Mickey Mouse pen out of ink? Should I go back to Disneyland
and buy another one? Vista
yes you should... in fact demand they replace it for having it
run out of ink and ruining your day
your purple hair...do you? Vista
think my friend is buying a guitar solely based on looks? Vista
yes... but sometimes that's ok
people ever call u a feak, and if so what did u say back to them???
i get called a freak every day... and i accept it because its
it was 2-1 and it sucked so just shut up
have special powers?
of course i do but i can't tell you what they are... that would
ruin the surprise
your new "friend"? (And don't lie, we can tell...)
its my tail... would you like to touch it and get friendly?
Celine Dion as an pesticide, how long should I wait before my
pets and I re-enter the home after her music has been turned off?
What are some of the common side-effects to note in case of accidental
don't return... it's been tainted forever... find a new home...
if you accidently are exposed then only bread can make you clean
you first realize how bad things really are?
around the age of 15 or 16...
May I have
a stinky monkey butt award?
no but thanks for asking so nicely
i like sucking dick so much?
some people do...
stabbing westward break up??
i blame the phase of the moon and the amount of green they had
been wearing lately
bill clinton try the exact same thing as John f kennedy but didnt
get killed jfk and marilyn monroe got killed, bill and monica
r still walking around ?????????????????????
cuz the world sucks ... what i'd like to know is why the hell
we haven't put people on the moon to build spaceships
could choose how and where to die, how and where would you die?
i would choose to die in my sleep ... without any pain
people run from me?
its the knife and the crazy glint in your eye
Sanimal such a turd? FrogBladder
he was born that way... he should be terminated
prefer buttons or knobs? FrogBladder
of commercial would you rather never see again, car or lawyer?
i would prefer to never have to see a maxi-pad or tampon commercial...
or a beer one... but if i had to choose between just the car or
lawyer commercials then i'd choose the car commercials to go
burly housekeeping woman not go away any time this year lest I
give her a handsome tip?
thats right.. i say you pay her to come clean my place
have any hairs on your chinny chin chin?
not that i'm aware of but i shave daily just in case... well ok
every other day
reals? - bobspenis
for the fakes
sAnimal suck so many elephant balls -bobspenis
he's good at it...
Is it just
me or do people stare at me and then when i look the whisper something
in their friends ear? Or am i hallucinating? -bobpenis
you are quite correct... it's the 'no pants' phase you're in
deer really want to die? -bobspenis
no not really
of toilet paper do you use? -bobspenis
soft stuff cuz using sandpaper was just too painful
you do if i show you my tits? -bobspenis
well i'll look... other then that nothing
hell do you do when you cross a cat and A Dog ? Bobspenis
give them food...
shit brown ? Bobpenis
because it's a mix of all colors of stuff you've eaten... i don't
a dork ? Bobspenis
sanimal is a dork... and i've seen other dorks in the streets..
you just KNOW when you see a dork
this snailmail thing,this applies to everyone in the world, or
just US and Canada? -marissa
anywhere in the world...
If I give
you five dollars and write you a letter, will you use the money
to buy me a slurpee? McDiablo
well i'll send you back a letter and read your letter and buy
myself a slurpee... but i'd drink it in your honor
dismal moods become contagious? McDiablo
yes they have... its too bad
toe is more insane than your whole fucking body. What do you say
i say bring over your toe and we'll have an insane-off and then
later i can take it out for dinner
had, are you now having or do you secretly desire to have sex
well there was that one time when i was drunk... no that was someone
else... so my answer is NO
molested as a child? The whole sock monkey porn thing seems to
no i wasn't... and hey... i'm a sock monkey and when i have sex
i like to take pictures of it... how about you go harrass those
sick fucks that do that sorta shit with kids or dogs?
ever sought professional, psychological help? What is your general
opinion of the worth of such assistance?
yes i have actually and all it did was spawn stories
for this website... for some it offers real help... but not
for a sock monkey such as myself
pictures of you from reality? Do you not post them because you're
ugly? I don't care if you're ugly. I would fuck you because you're
there are tons of pictures... as for the other members of theinsanedomain...
i don't know why they don't have their pics online... jcp is considering
putting some online but hasn't.... and you're welcome to come
over and fuck me anytime as long as you bring coffee
keep you from that furiously obsessive fecal smearing?
well... enough sugar and caffeine and maybe i'll move onto something
"cheered up " at all since you first realized how bad
things really are, or have you cultivated grief into a sub-cultural
persona such as "Goth" or "Gangsta" ?
i don't like to put myself into stupid little categories like
that... i'm me and i've accepted that life sucks... so big deal
and when i'm done with you humans then i'll take off in my spaceship
and find some other species to annoy
slept with David Bowie?
no but i wouldn't turn that sort of chance down..
get along with your parents?
yes i do... quite well
peace uset to be good...now they suck, why do they have to turn
into a sucky band?...it sucks i wanna cry
i don't know.. i never cared for them... how about you ask them
olp's new gravity ..yup then im gonna listen to it and cry of
the pain of my ears from the sucking of the cd...yup...yup..then
ill go out on the street and scream the lyrics I miss THe wAy
You TasTe!!! smashing the cd into lil tiny bits..cus i miss old
olp..they were so beautiful..they were...Do you think so to?-FuckHeRgeNtLy
i don't care about stupid our lady peace ... i'm going to delete
any further questions about them...
goning to school no more,Do you think this is right?-missingSchool
i don't really think of it as right or wrong...
in my pants, wanna taste?-MasSiveHead
only if there is corn in it...
guy down the street just asked me to go in his pants...should
well that all depends... do you like the clown? do you like his
thing behind my couch....what do you think it is?-afraidTotoucH
it's your long lost jubejube... eat it... it's had time to age
and get good
good question award!!!!! I WANNA GOOD QUESTION AWARD!!!!! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
could i please have a good question award?
ummmmm..... no.. you see you can't just ask for one.. you have
to ask a good question... what is the point of it if i just hand
it out to people without good questions or at least a good excuse
to give them one
DC... answer this for me... i love you..can i eat your ass? cus
its such a fine ass...the way it wiggles and jiggles the beautiful
redness of it...so bright and tantilizing..I wANt It !! I wANT
It!!! could i please taste that fine juicy ass?ooohhh...please!
no you can't cuz you're way too excited about it... you might
accidently do some damage in your excitement
DC... ANSWER ThIs For Me... I ate a monkey once...wasnt a sock
monkey...but a monkey How do you feel bout that?
i don't feel anything about it... what did it taste like
good to see the questions being answered again! have you seen
Mzebonga about at all? - Fido Dido
yes he's been around... and i answer them every two to three days...
i'd do it more but i've been sick and i have a lot of work to
list, who's the most evil?: 1) Bill Gates 2) Celine Dion 3) Leonardo
Di Caprio 4) Me 5) You 6) SAnimal 7) My hosting company 8) The
arse babies 9) Satan
your hosting company... go
with ours... it rocks... maybe they'll give me money for referring
know that last question was mine? - Mzebonga
no i didn't but now i do.... and fido dido was asking about you
the one about who was most evil? Can
you put my name in big red letters next to that "Who's the
most evil" question? - Mzebonga
well noramally i would but today i'm lazy... maybe next time...
the second most evil out of that group is Celine Dion... of course
the best color in the crayola box?
I is asking
questions to get out of doing my English assignments . . . Why
the fuck do we have to write stupid analytical essays?? It's not
as though we are ever going to read a book in later life and think
"Oh, the author juxtaposed the use of darkness cleverly with
the arbiter's inherent evil . . . ". It's fucking stupid!!
I don't want to read a book I really like, and then have to study
its "Techniques" in such great detail that I come to
hate it! It's not fucking fair!! Why are the English teachers
so stupid?!?!? Mine is a stupid crack-whore who is completely
dead to the world. - Fish
they do it to distract you and to get you used to producing mindless
crap so that its easier to shove you into a cubicle and do what
drink and be merry, for tomorrow we shall die of cholesterol poisoning".
This is a proverb that I made up. Like it? - Fish
yes it's lovely
Is it normal
that my friends and i smack/swear at eachother constantly? For
yes it is... that is what jcp and i do
hangin wit dorks..they boost my confindence but im afraid im slowly
turning into one, what do i do?
well either accept that you are a dork or try to find some new
friends that aren't ... but you know you'll come back.. dorks
make good friends
this.. .. .. . . . . . . .... .. ... .... . . .. . .... . .. ..
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. . . .. . . . . . . ...?(this is blind reading) . .
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should i kill myself?
send money to me... find stuff that is cool and send it to me...
then you can do whatever you want
his buttock silky smooth was one of his _______? i asked you this
question before but you didnt answer!ANSWER!
one of his... most favorite things to do... now get some better
mostly yes... but all people suck
a truck riding a big ol truck!pedal to the metal! hope i dont
run out of luck!oooooo..ridin a truck wit my High heels ON!HIS
HIGH HEEL ON!!!!!.did u ever ride a truck with your high heels
well i ride my truck all the time but i have lost my high heels
so i haven't had a chance yet
like to eat monkeys?i do...
i don't eat meat... so i don't eat monkeys
if i eat
a pool ball how long do you think it would take for me to shit
it out - butthead
i'm not sure... try it and time it... then let me know
were can i get my dick sucked, i don't care by who i just want
it sucked, email me back at <email removed>
yea... as if it's that easy... i'm sure there are a million people
out there who are just waiting to suck your damn dick... and in
case you're too stupid to figure it out.. i'm being sarcastic...
OH MY FREAKIN'
GOD! what is that thing on your head? it looks like a small cow
cocoon... - Fido Dido
what? ahhh get it off get it off!!! ahhhhhhhh
the coffee page go? there was a coffee page which linked to all
your coffee related articles... cept it didnt, the links didnt
work. now i can only find the coffee mugs. am i not looking hard
enough for your other coffee related items, or do they not exist
any more? - Fido Dido
that page wasn't ever part of the site for real... that was you
sneaking around and finding shit we hadn't hooked up yet... so
that page was deleted cuz we didn't feel like doing it...
in the UK, is it still possible for you to send me insane snail
mail, if i use the paypal thingy? - Fido Dido
yes it is... when we say 5 bucks... its any currency.... anyone
in the world can use the paypal thing and anyone can send in 5
bucks of legit currencey from anywhere in the world in the mail...
like cricket? the sport, not the animal, or the magazine so, i
went to a cricket match today and i saw my ex and my heart almost
stopped , do you think i still like him??-marissa
why wouldn't you like him? and i've never watched it for real...
just on tv... i'm not a fan of it... i like hockey
smoking a week ago. Was that really such a good idea?
yes it was and congrats
such creepy, socially backwards people have so much money?
i'm not sure... i'm creepy and socially backwards and i have no
money... what the hell?
when people are talking I listen just enough to molify them while
I imagine shooting them in the head and looting their obscene
hoards of wealth for the poor? This has nothing to do with religion
or bloodlust. Am I bonkers?
no this is normal... once you actually do it then it's not considered
Dion, mildew, Jesus, curling iron; how about trying just a basic
disaster scenario, if not a full-scale Doomsday scenario, involving
three out of these four variables? Please? I would appreciate
your help for my mathematics experiment. Thank You.
mathematics experiment??? how about you find another poor sucker
to be a part of your government sponsored spy tactics... how about
i pay celine to come smash in your head with a curling iron while
she sings about jesus saving your sorry ass soul? she's wrong
about that but hey... at least i don't have to listen to her...
and once she kills you you won't have to either...
you think will win in world soccor..my bets on south africa..you?
um sure... i don't follow soccer
i like to masturbate other women?
i'm not sure... but if they enjoy it then there is nothing wrong
the amazon recommedation section go up? i must of missed it...
- Fido Dido
it went up a few weeks ago... we were just going to have a list
of stuff we liked but decided that we'd put links to the real
items to buy too... for those that haven't seen this list... here
the plural of mongoose ? is it mongooses or mongeese or mongi
hey... HEY don't be saying that sorta thing around here... last
time we couldn't get rid of them for a month
see well with those eyes of yours? Or should i make you an appointment
with the optomitrist?-Berpee
i can see wonderfuly! i do need a pair of those glasses with one
red and one blue lens though...
I lightly sautee my left nostril and sell it to a 3-foot tall
moose on steroids? - Fish
absolutely... let me know what you get for it
hey i meeting
this guy on the phone and i need to kno what to tell him i need
to know whats is his e-mail address and ask if he is still gowing
out with morgen? so can you please put that in a convreasashon
please please that you your the best Bboppin56
i think that maybe you should take your teenbopper shit elsewhere...
you some questions...where the hecklesville are they?? McDiablo
are you SURE they were ALL questions? are you having a case of
the 'sillies' again where you are just pretending to type? that
happens here a lot...
think June is a kick ass month? McDiablo
sure... my mom's birthday is in this month...
is stuck in your head at the present moment?? McDiablo
paint it black cover done by the tea party
I shut off the governor in a golf cart, so that I will be able
to move at the maximum speed of the cart?
hmmm... i'm not sure... i know people who have done that but not
exactly what they did ... sorry
hell can't you get any help from the employees at fucking walmart?
their job is to avoid you like you're the plauge... and if you
do catch them they have been trained to smile at you with a vacant
look in their eyes until you shut up and go away
most men such cock sucking pig bastards?
same reason most women are damn headcases... they're bred that
way and only a few escape the programming
know what Fido Dido wants with me? If not, would you like to hazard
a guess? - Mzebonga
i think it has something to do with that new saddle he got you
and his newly obtained collection of used kleenex from the cast
of star trek voyager he got on ebay
use fabric softener when you take a bath (being a sock monkey)?
damn straight... gotta keep fluffy for my fans
with weird lyrics: Dj Krust & Saul Williams - Coded Language.
Explain to me what that song is about, please. (Omuletzu)
i haven't heard of that song nor the people doing it... so i have
no idea what that song is about
some word you made up to win at scrabble and got away with it
can u give
us some answers about female sexrelationships?that if u're a female
well with ALL sex relationships... you figure out what each other
likes and do it... the trick is finding someone who isn't a fucking
headcase or 'cock sucking pig bastard' to have sex with
the legs of a beatifoul women is a empty space?
well if there was a circus it would be hard to fit in the elephants
why i cant
find any fucking pictures of pixi stix... it pisses the fuck outta
who? nevermind... just look
at these pictures
leprechaun exsist... they're just hiding from you nasty humans
a show with puppets only moving their lower lips to talk be entertaining?-Berpee
well that all depends on what they're saying and if they're the
kinda puppets that get to beat each other with sticks to humorous
i'm a sock monkey... you must be new here
an honest to god question, i swear: why does your hair turn BLUE
or something when you grow older?
i don't think it actually turns blue does it? i thought that it
was just from them dying their hair or something and the pigment
just not taking it or something... damn you humans are weird
milk turn solid when it goes off?
to amaze you... if you leave it in plastic cups it stains them
any news from our future masters, the Cats? all hail the Cats!
- Fido Dido
they say 'GET BACK TO WORK'... so print off those flyers and go
door to door spreading the word
think the trunk warmer came first, because, otherwise, the elephant
would get a cold trunk, and so it wouldnt bother existing, until
such time that it would have a warm trunk. once early man knitted
a primative trunk warmer, elephants started to come about, with
these trunk warmers warming their trunks. gradually, elephants
evolved their own built-in trunk warmers, and there was no need
for man to make trunk warmers for the elephants. modern trunk
warmers are just for show, really. BUT.... how would early man
know to make trunk warmers, if there was nothing with a trunk?
this is the question often used to refute my previous arguments.
however, i have come up with a solution to this - the Cats. the
Cats, being almighty such as they are, wanted elephants to work
for them, thus, taking on the form of gods (this isnt hard for
them, as they already are), they commanded man to make trunk warmers,
in order to make the elephants, to serve the Cats. what do you
think of my theory? - Fido Dido
i think it is a sound theory and the cats have applauded you for
and i love
you to notice, i'm devoted. to destroy, for noone. now its that
time again to take revenge on all the debutantes and their friends.
the bitter charlemagnes so self-absorbed. the bodily remains such
a bore. hey yeah, was i good enough to break you? - Fido Dido
well i think i broke that one night... but i'm all better now
תא קנםפהל does
this appear properly to you? it's in hebrew. - Fido Dido
it did on the original submittal page but didn't transfer after
person in the photo next to "all about you"?Whoever
it is..fucking HOT!!!!so if you could give me its e-mail or #
or something to...be nice.
i'm not sure.. could be jcp from a long time ago but then again
it could be a complete stranger... you'll just have to touch yourself
using that picture unless jcp knows who it is for sure
big butts, do you?
not when they're sitting on me so i can't breath
to order a tofu chicken flavoured cow fat, also make sure its
pack with chemicals and hormons..k?..
Is it physically
possible to increase the storage size of your bowels? I just want
to know how long i can go without taking a crap.
i'm sure that it's something you could slowly do with proper training...
i read about a guy who goes once a year because he's been able
to figure out exactly what his body needs without any waste
aliens land in your back yard how many pancakes can u fit in your
1200 without syrup
toe would like to inform you that compulsive fecal smearing does
not count as a surprising, secret, super-power. In fact, for a
sock monkey, it is just rather typical. However, if I were to
pull all of the stuffing out of your ass, and then wear your sock-skin
on my foot for three or four weeks, after injecting psilocybin
spores into my baby toe, and then removed your skin and re-stuffed
you, you would find that my baby toe could completely control
your sock-monkey mind and that you would be grateful for it, you
sweet, little tart. Any last words before I disembowel you, grasshopper?
yes... 'i hate you all'
no i'm recovering from being ill and have snot filling up my face
so i can't smell
happiness... health... some money so i can move away from everyone
and just work on this site... and some pizza... oh and more coffee
have a girlfriend? Do you want one? I don't care if you're a man
or a woman. I would fuck you because you're brilliant.
i have many girl and boy friends... haven't you seen my pictures???
and hey if you don't mind having your picture taken then you can
come over any time you want... and if you're camera shy then i
guess i can deal with it
slept with Mick Jagger? How about Peter Murphy?
neither of them from what i remember
no he left a long time ago
the cake out in the rain?
it wasn't me... i would have eaten it
nominate this question for a stinky monkey-butt award," WHAAASSUUUUUP?!?"
yea ok you get it ... but the award is mostly going out to that
whole advertising campaign
mine does when i've eaten spicy food
rub you down with brain jism and you will start to shake. Your
mind will burst open before me and we will laugh and breathe symbiotically,
minds gone. Now, won't you fall to your knees and accept my baby
toe into your heart as your insane lord and saviour?
sure... that's a lot easier to worship then some of that other
shit they're trying to shove up my ass
I hat Sarah
Jessica Parker. Would you like to join me?
well i'm not giving her any hats ... they're mine
be more painful? Celine Dion singing for a douche commercial or
habanero sauce squirting in your eye?
i would gladly squirt the sauce in my own eye... celine dion singing
for a douche commercial would make me forever turn off my tv in
disgust ... i mean we shouldn't have to watch fucking douche and
maxi pad commercials
go out to "clubs" a lot or are you insane enough to
realize that the places are full of narcs and fresh, young, secret
i used to go out but since i hate people so much, it doesn't do
anything to see them get drunk and stupid... besides around here
all the girls are sick sluts and the guys are dumbass jocks
you dc, not that deep spiritual shit or anything, i just wanna
stroke your tail, and give you coffee. can i stoke your tail dc?*orgasmic
of course you can rub my tail... and you can rub my back too
his buttock silky smooth was one of his _______? now! make a good
answer!That other one sucked..no creativity..come on man!THINK!..ill
give you more questions till u make a good answer out of this..k?
damnit get over this... i don't HAVE to do anything you tell me
so THERE... this is my final answer... 'green lilypads from the
pond where that boy had drowned and he had found the body and
fucked it with a stick but then his mom saw him and spanked him
with the arm of the dead boy'... if you don't like it then too
bad for you and i'm not answering again