a douche an old form of birth control?
that i do not know... but if i had to guess then i'd say i'm sure
it's been tried.. what i'd like to know is why there are no ANTI-fertility
plans... Infertility pills... shit like that so you don't have
to worry about breeding...
were used as currency to buy mass quantities of airplane peanuts,
in the fall would they turn counterfeit
or they would get close to having a shot at giving you a shiny
cup and then suddenly it's all over and you're sitting there feeeling
alone and scared
I have created
unlimited power by using one battery to charge the next and then
using that battery and looping to make my power. should i share
the secret, promise me u wont tell anyone ok.
sounds wonderful with no apparent drawbacks... i won't tell anyone
If I don't
put a question mark at the end of this sentence will you still
answer it. -Laser-Monkey(aka GrimmKaos)
yes... but only because of your cute little ass and that shiny
thing you brought me the other day
five amazing facts about chickens
1. they exsist... 2. they produce eggs... 3. they run around insanely...
4. the way they fold laundry... 5. i don't eat them anymore so
they've stopped pecking out my eyes while i sleep
when people are quoting something stupid "that's what they
say" Who exactly is they? - Jessi
well every two years 'they' are replaced by a new group... right
now 'they' are your mother, myself, that bitch from down the street,
mr Kras, that rabbit that got hit by a car and the cast of that
really bad play
est cest le raquett?
damnit i've told you people... i don't know multiple languages
at the moment... i haven't gotten to that on my list yet ... so
when i do then we'll go multi-lingual questions but for now keep
it in english
fudgesicles made out of?ive always wondered that, i looked at
the ingrediants but that didnt tell me nothing so i decided to
ask the computer but all it gave me were some naked pictures of
tom hanks and britany spears.Not saying that was bad or anything
i enjoyed that very much for a few minutes but still i wondered
what was in this delicious fudge miracle..so i decided as a last
resort ...what is it dc?
they are made out of fudge aren't they? if not then that's false
advertising and i'm pissed... and you've got a fun computer...
can i play???
to pigs, makes love to chickens drives a book bus has long hair
all over my body Who Am I?
you are you... that guy from the book bus...
give me a definition to this word, please.....that word being
well it's when you're a cross between a fuck-up and a retard
If you don't
swear, does that automatically make you a Christian? McDiablo
hell no... you can't be one of those until you start telling others
how to live their lives, treat women like slaves, use your god's
name to justify killing and of course, make sure that others don't
listen to 'evil' music that FORCES them to kill themselves...
Will I catch
twice but you'll live through it
Hey DC it's
been a while since i asked you a question.. are you still as cool
as you were the last time i asked a question? - Miss Roger's Sweater
of course... perhaps a bit cooler since i've learnt how to use
that thing called the 'stove' to boil water
called me on my cell phone and whispered "i am batman"..
but the thing is i had finished drinking a big slurpee so i'm
not sure if it was real or a dream.. what do you think? -Slur-peed
i think either you have a fun bat loving brother or one hell of
a good slurpee dealer...
i got my
blue guitar from abbotsford.. but my question in when we drive
down 132st it always smells like fish.. why? - Guitarded
i blame the fish and the fans blowing the fish smell into your
i'm watching tv
and Conan is on.. he's trying to get higher ratings by having
car chases like they have on LA tv cuz they have all those crazy
car chases on thos channels.. but anyways Conan is low budget
so he has toy cars hooked up by strings going through the studio...
it makes me laugh.. does it make you laugh? - Miss Roger's Sweater
no i don't find him amusing... or any of those show hosts... tom
green was funny when he was on local tv here (yes he's from canada
if you remember and we got to see him on local access televison
when he was still funny) other then that i think that i should
have my own show to show up my second-cousin ed the sock
why do allergies
suck so much? - Guitarded
to force you into buying little pills to 'clear your head' but
it's all just an expierement by the cats... they shoot off pollen
from flowers, and dander from their asses to make you feel like
hell until you take their pills... then they watch to see what
happens... they just shove whatever they can into the pill making
my degree have a work placement? Why am I now working 9-5 for
a business solutions company? Why do they think I'm a fucking
psychic? Why am I doing PowerPoint presentations on web design?
Why is the managing director such a "set-in-his-ways"
bugger? Why-o-why-o-why did I get myself into this mess? - Mzebonga
it doesn't end... pretty soon you're in charge of the damned intranet
and people call you with stupid questions all the time and so
the intranet is online and now everyone wants everything online
but instead of wanting to learn how to update it for their own
department they are all 'but why can't YOU do it?" as if
you don't have anything better to do like say manage 6 to 8 people
so that other people don't bitch about 'response time'... then
the damned biz plan needs to be done up and lucky you... a confidentiality
agreement revision... i say get out now while there is still time...
Do you think that's got something to do with the 7UP guy or is
it an assertation that Dido is a dog? I'm guessing the former,
because you would have to be completely mental to think the latter.
hey this is ASK DC... but i assumed it was the 7up dude where
the name came from... that or some of those parents that think
that kinda shit is funny to do to their kids
spell check my questions? I do the same for you. - Mzebonga
well it was easier with frontpage sadly enough to do that but
now that i'm using dreamweaver it just takes too long to go through
it so i gave up... i am a lazy lazy sock monkey
the hell are my pants? - SiNiSTaR
oh... i think these are yours... sorry about that
ThInK aLt-CaPs ArE cOoL?? HeE hEe sNoRt HiGgLeDy PiGgLeDy? - SiNiSTaR
no i think that is very annoying... it's ok in your name but that's
i was gone
for awhile, but i am back baby. did you miss me *whimpers like
a sick puppy*? - SiNiSTaR
of course... no one rubs my tail quite like you... or empriss
nikon... or sally when empriss nikon isn't looking... or mzebonga
when everyone IS looking... or marissa when she gets addicted
ever been molested by a teacher, like i have when i was only 11?
not that i remember but then again do most people play 'strip
math' with their math teacher?
watching football make my pussy all wet? - SiNiSTaR
it's the helmets and that sexy brown ball
do u watch
my dad let me eat or drink by the computer?
well unless you get one of those 'skins' that cover your keyboard
it is probably because you are sloppy and will spill everything
into your keyboard ruining it for everyone... plus he's just being
do u like
i don't object to them
why am i
it's the moldy cheese clothing you insist on wearing... that whole
'wear & eat' idea isn't working out
will i do
well in my exams?
most of them... but that ONE... and you know the ONE i'm talking
about... that won't go so well
I was looking
back at old questions and I saw that Mzebonga was once for sale.
Is he still for sale? Can I buy him? I need someone to clean my
house. Would you clean my house? I'd clean yours, you know. Anytime.
I'll come over now ad clean it if you want me too.
well he's a bit busy getting his website working smoothly now
that he's broken up with his ex-hosting company... so he's not
for sale until after all that is taken care of and he's retrained
for slave work
Nonnie told me I should go and buy a block of cheese for my lil
*problem*, you know, the one Mike and I was talking about after
I saw Jonny and cheated on my boyfriend with him. Hope he doesn't
find out...but anyways....what was I talking about? Oh yeah! So
then Julie was all "oh yeah?" and was all "oh whatever!"
then Kati said "duuuuude!" and then we laughed. But
my question was....um....CHEESE!! So is Connor right about Greg
and Frank fucking? And did he join in? Should I really listen
to Nonnie? And why was Helen and Pete around the dead body site?
And whatever happened to Jane after she ran away to join the circus?
And everyone else is jumping off Miller's cliff tonite, shouldI
join them? I mean it's ALL they'll talk about afterwards.... Oh
DC! I'm so confused! What do you think of my pedicament? Please
answer all my questions! - Brooke
well... let me say first that julie has issues and if it's the
same one that's with red then i'd run away from her... she's crazy
like the wind... as for greg and frank they don't want us discussing
them... connor is just jealous... nonnie lies half the time but
has good food... jane freed the animals and is currently making
figurines out of clay... helen and pete are the same person...
they suffered from some traumatic event... and just push people
off the cliff... by helping it's as good as jumping yourself...
and i think your predicament is pretty average...
i hope you
live with your mom or a girl or your a girl or that your gay or
you live with a gay guy cus your shower curtains seem just a lil
bit on the homo side I dont know..just my opinon but trust me
if your a straight male sockmonkey dont let people in your bathroom!
they'll talk..or change your shower curtains man!There pretty
ugly too ..
who says that's even my place? and who are you to say that shower
curtains are gender specific? sounds like you're very sexist and
just can't deal with your own sexuality... shower curtains are
about making sure you soak the rest of your bathroom while having
a shower... and if people are going to talk, they'll be talking
about my pink furniture and 'throw pillows'
single life goin?if thats if you are single...
well life in general is pretty annoying and i'm about to take
off in my spaceship and be single forever
chicken cookin? how do you cook a chicken?
i'm not sure... i don't eat chicken and can't cook
its my birthday
today (June 7th). w00t for me! whens your birthday? - Fido Dido
cool for you... mine is july 7... be sure to send me lots of money
in the mail
why do the
KFC people throw boiling fat over me when i come in there store?grease
stay away from them! not only is the food beyond disgusting (i
mean seriously LOOK at it) but the logo is evil...
my coffe table with 10 bottles of nail polish. Arnt you proud
yes unless it's pink
RULES!!!!try and argue that!!
well kellykins would agree and i agree that kellykins rules
is your mom?she wouldnt tell me...but by the look of the aging
on her tits i say 34 and a half..am i right?
actually she's turning 50 this month... but i'll tell her you
said that and she'll be pleased
how do you
cook a computer?mine never tastes good!
you have to pre-cook the harddrive and simmer the memory in some
spices before stuffing them back in the computer case and cooking
it for a few hours
be my friend?im lonley...
if you pay me then i'd love to be your friend
outside, but it's cold....should I wear shorts or pants? Vista
wear both and discard what you don't need later on
Is it so
wrong that I don't want to see "Spider-man"? Vista
no because i don't want to see it either... so you and i will
watch something else
there such a long line-up to see Winnie the Pooh, but not Mickey?
winnie the pooh doesn't wear pants
bother you? Vista
if every word is spelt wrong then yes... or words like 'the' and
that sorta stuff... i don't like it when people use "U"
and "R" instead of 'you' and 'are'
i hate those
stupid ab commercials...it' like you wear this patch thing around
your gut and it vibrates....now you're gonna get abs..i don't
get it..and the before and after pics..before the guy had a gut,
and after, he was sucking it in...like you couldn't notice?Then
there's always that god awful united furniture warehouse commercial
with that little kid whose all doped up and's like "you forgot
the bomp bomp"...who cares...oh, and clint from carpet cents...."my
wife says i need to do two things: lose some weight and sell some
carpets"....well i could've told him that....anyways, i could
go on forever about this, but i was wondering what commercials
make you wanna throw your tv out the window? -lunchbox
most beer commercials... as jcp says 'is there ever a fucking
chick in the that isn't the 'girlfriend' or some slut?'... and
maxi pad commercials... and that stupid big boy commercials with
the WORST animations ever or that damned kid from the welches
grape juice that remembers drinking it at 5... i want her to choke
on a grape and DIE.... and i refuse to watch anything that has
that airhead britney bullshit in it
do you have
super powers? are you secretly super man....or sock?...if so,
then that's fuckin oomla! -lunchbox
yes... and i am super sock monkey... and i know you want to touch
my cape but i don't suggest trying it
its my birthday!!Give
me a present!!...please? i have manners..give me the present im
the birthday girl i get everthing give me stuff my
daY!!!! give me all your stuff... i will half to kil u
you send me money to buy you a gift and maybe i will
Day CD was collecting dust! Do we have a lot of dust in our house,
or should I just listen to that CD more often? McDiablo
well i guess that all depends on how much you like green day...
i say you go out, buy me some stuff and mail it to me... while
doing that, put your green day in your pocket... that way it won't
hold my hand? I'm scared....McDiablo
only if you promise to hold my tail
think I'm weird for "interviewing" Satan? McDiablo
not at all... if someone can claim to have 'conversations' with
god then you can interview satan
Fido Dido is from that cool 7up dude. I'm sure i've already answered
this question before. Do people even bother to read the past questions?
I know i do. - Fido Dido
yea you have answered that before... but most people don't have
the time to read 30 pages of past questions!
you remember! It was a shiny helmet. Email me or something!! I
would like to see Freddy Prinze JR have his head severed. Can
you accomplish this? If so, do you require my help? -Laser-Monkey
perhaps i will email you... perhaps i won't... i can accomplish
anything but need to be bribed....
I get detention for calling my gym teacher a petafile if it's
well to be honest... puppets can't testify in a court of law...
so you need to find some human victims
I had a
root beer mixed with orange slurpee today...are you happy now?
yes... did you enjoy it?
of slurpees, is it bad that I tend to drink them rather fast?
By the time I get home, I am finished drinking it....Vista
no.. if that is a problem then buy two... or get a bigger bucket
like to place my tigger dolls i got from mcdonalds in "provocative"
positions.. i do not approve as i think it's a rip off of sock
monkey porn what do you think? -Miss Roger's Sweater
it's not a rip off unless you use sock monkeys... and are you
taking pictures of it?
i look at my hand i have a slurpee in it.. is this a bad thing?
- Slur-peed Kid
yes... stop looking at your hand
you have ID on you?" "No sorry i just have my drivers
lisence" my friend and i thought that was quite funny what
do you think? -Miss Roger's Sweater
i think your friend should be smacked in the head
i made duct
tape ties for me and my friend to wear when playing with our old
highschool's jazz band for there spring concert.. cool? -Miss
sure... i've seen clothing made from duct tape
am i a mothman?cus
i just watched that movie bout that mothman and he is just like
me!i was totally freaked out, its like he totally stole my personality
or my twin or something.. aHH!!HELP!
i haven't seen that so i'm going to go with no
i just rubbed
soil and weedkiller in my face, ...mmm... Do cats have penises?
cus i have a cat but i cant find one on him..whats up with that?
yes cats have penises and if you can't find it then maybe it's
neutered or you have a female cat or your cat is actually a toy
the fuck is my gihak?i gotta have my gihak..if i dont find my
gihak the cream cheese will melt Then the whole trip is screwed!!fuck..dc...fuck..help
sorry... you're screwed
next porn sock monkey photo could you please rip your ass open
or one of your porno friends then take out the cotton, place it
on a penis.. try it People will love it!..trust me! and moneys
in the mail
no way... that HURTS
yes... i don't personally use either terms
the pirate donkeys of the north going to rid me of my infestation
of green jelly loving kangaroos?
in september but only if you send 4 payments of only 19.99
get my lingo arnt you down wit me?the master ryhming bee...1 2
2 2 2 2 3 check out the scratch techniques..ooo my man mike he
is tight got a fight wit my lady san Down wit the master plan?tight..tiiighhtt...tight..(fades
away)Now that my friend is called talent.
damnit shut up... it's people like you that make things SUCK
spam my lube up please?
only if you pay me in colored paper
i find good quoets
my mp3 player still hasnt arrived... grrr.... why hasnt it arrived
yet? - Fido Dido
well first of all they wanted to play with it a bit more... then
the delievery person wanted to 'test' it and once it's broken
then you'll get it
is it summer
yet? cos i just dont feel it... - Fido Dido
it was damned hot today so summer is here
If you sped
up a tape of the BeeGees, would it rise to such a pitch that it
would be only audible to dogs? Mr H
why would anyone do that to poor dogs?
why do they
have brail at the drive-up window at the bank? -s.a.m.-
they are trying to mess with your heads... and why go through
the extra cost of getting rid of them from normal ATMs....
why is it
that there are tons of pics of nude women in everyday magazines
and none of guys?
try writing the magazines and asking... if it's a chick mag then
it's because they want to brainwash chicks into thinking that
they should look like that... and if its a guy mag then its to
brainwash them into thinking that chicks are just for looking
at... either way it sucks
fleas brown?? -keglineq
they aren't.. they just want you to SEE brown
'Not Another Teen Movie' called '10 Things I Hate About Clueless
Roadtrips When I Can'#t Hardly Wait To Be Kissed'?? -keglineq
too long for the idiots who watch that sorta shit
you can sell me again, huh? Well you're wrong! You'll never find
me again. You'll never get me to do all those things for free.
Well, not unless you do them to me too. I can make a lot of money
doing what I once did for you. I just saw a Ron Jeremies documentary/film.
Hah, if he can do it, so can I! What do you think to that, little
sock monkey? - Mzebonga
i say you get over here and let me spank you... and then i'll
sell your red little ass to whomever i please...
i have to
say im extremly impressed by that plastic bag collection but why
not widen your collection and get some paper bags or material
(coton,polyester etc..) worth alot more and extreme prize to have
in collections also i have a bag collection of my own searchin
for some good deals with a big wallet (if ya know what i mean;))i
need to get rid some of this stuff out of this wallet, how bout
well we're only interested in the plastic... we're not hardcore
collectors of all bags in general
been feelin a lot of peer presure from my friends (im not good
with peer presure) so now im pregnant and on drugs, what should
kill your friends then kill youself
i have never
gone to church.....i live in the south..... all my friends think
im evil and that im goin to hell, will u come with me when i do?
they aren't your friends... i'd suggest moving far away from them
all and ignoring anything they've said
why do they
put brail outside of bathrooms? its not like the blind r gonna
be aimlessly walkin around and they just happen to find brail
on the wall......and how convenient....they have to use the bathroom
just then. -xxxxx-
hey... you never know.. .just because someone is blind doesn't
mean they can't wander around feeling things then suddenly have
why do people
say that peoples only wish is to see the maple leafs win?i mean
what sad pathetic person would waste there wish on that, I mean
its a stupid fucking hockey game!stupid!
you mean win the cup... and some people have nothing else to live
for... or they've seen everything else
is fatter than the other...is this perfectly normal?-Berpee
sure... unless it's a few feet longer
when i said
football i suppose i should have said soccer? i meant the world
cup *grin*.. so do you watch it, and even if you don't who are
you rooting for? - SiNiSTaR
i don't watch it so i don't know who's playing...
i see the sea? everyone else says its there... where in God's
name is it?? - SiNiSTaR
i told you that you could take the blindfold off... i won't punish
my cat has
a swollen paw because he strained it so now i'm calling him Bigfoot,
don't you thing that's witty? - SiNiSTaR
it's amusing... not witty...
i'm in love with that guy... what shall i do? he doesn't know
me...p/s: this is a serious question - SiNiSTaR
either go up and talk to him or stop thinking about it altogether...
and you're obviously not in love if you haven't even spoken with
two monkeys climbed over the fence and entered my garden... i
was inside and i was scared... they sorta looked around then climbed
up my tree, what did they want actually? - SiNiSTaR
some salad... a few socks and a kazoo
hell happened to at the drive in? - SiNiSTaR
well i think it was the whole 'car' thing that caused the disaster
ever been to munich? you should check out the toy museum if you
ever go.. - SiNiSTaR
no i haven't... but if i ever am there i will be sure to.. in
fact you should pay for me and a few friends to come visit it
so i can tell you what i think of it
do you guys
have any clue as to when your new section of the page will be
ready? i'm shaking in my little spaceboots thinkin about it....-SiNiSTaR
haha yea i've been bugging jcp to get it completed... i don't
quite know yet but believe me i'm trying
that little tart gonna give me back my guitar case? it is getting
all scratched, my poor lil baby...-SiNiSTaR
demand it back... she only wants it to keep her collection of
you always kick me when i'm high? - SiNiSTaR
cuz you always ask me when you're high and so i kick you
all my paper go? Should I go for neon pink and burn people's retinas...or
i say go for that really bright yellow/green neon that hurts the
ask you for advice...or how about just a stupid 'ol question?
um i don't know.. how about you ask me a question and i answer
it a day later????
it gotten to the point when you expect me to ask questions? Like,
you receive them from me and go, "Oh, here's a question from
McDiablo...no surprise there".... McDiablo
haha no it hasn't gotten to that point yet... i do wonder what
happened to people when they disappear for awhile though... with
others i'm pleased when they get a clue and go away
my penguin lose it's penis? and how did the squirrel that stole
it eat it?
the squirrel took it and ate it raw
Why do people
at the web lie? I say this because I know a lot of people that
lie there. Can these mean the world is going to be taken by some
sort of super zebras with laser guns? PLZ HELP!!
they just can't handle being themselves so they lie to make themselves
feel better.. or to punish themselves for being nasty liars...
other times it's just fun to do and the truth just isn't applicable
or needed... and who told YOU about the super zebras?
birthday was june 5th haha so both me and fido are geminis. No
wonder we are wierd, why? Sally
well good bdays to you both... i'm a CANCER... how fitting
it okay to hump a beachball?
when it says yes without being filled with alcohol
think that even when sex is really bad its alright but thats all
wrong isn't it?
not if it's alright with them both
this snail mail is it obvious that it is from the insane domain
or is it like just a plain white envelope or do you have from
the insane domain on the front?
it will have a TheInsaneDomain return address on it... it is otherwise
a plain envelope but i'm not sure if it will be white or some
other color... it WILL be labeled though unless otherwise specified
me how I can make my depression go away. And tell Alfred that
I understand what he's going through, and it never gets better.
exercise 20mins a day every other day... take more b vitamins...
if needed get some therapy... you can talk to me for only $85
why do my
parents tell me i'm special?
cuz you are special... special in that 'can't have forks' way
can vaginas get?
that all depends on the vagina and it's health
i just drank
a slurpee and my lungs hurt.. what the heck? -Slur-peed Kid
next time stop to breath while sucking back the slurpee
does the caramel get in the caramilk bar? i think little dwarfs
use syringes and inject the caramel what do you think? - Miss
they create the little cup half of the chocolate bar, then put
frozen peices of caramel in the cups, then cover them with melted
chocolate to seal the bar... at least that's my guess
up my pants today, i find this easier than wearing shorts.. am
i nuts? - Miss Roger's Sweater
no that sounds like a good idea... i have pants that you can unzip
the legs and turn into shorts
have all the green slurpee straws gone? - Slur-peed Kid
they ran out... use the black straws they're cooler anyways
you sex with sock monkey?
is it that hard to piece together a coherent sentence you people???
and for those wondering why their stupid shit didn't get posted
then perhaps because you DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION or just typed in
bullshit that doesn't mean anything or in another language which
i told you isn't allowed
earth is Carmen Santiago? Mystic Murray
i think i saw her in italy
ever told you you have sold out to satan and his will? - SiNiSTaR
how can i sell out to myself?
definition of obese and anorexic? - SiNiSTaR
too fat to get out of your house is pretty damned obese and if
someone won't eat and looks like they're starving then that is
anorexic... i think both are sick and do NOT find bony chicks
attractive in any way
you change your taste in men? it's been this way since christmas
day... - SiNiSTaR
i'm enjoying my taste in men...
i feel so
lonely right now, it is the middle of the night and i have been
working sooo hard on my goddamned project that is due on friday.
my eyes feel like they're gonna bleed, dried up and bulging out
my skull... my mouth is dry, my face is numb, fucked up and spun
out in my room... anyway what shall i do? - SiNiSTaR
i say you get some celery or other such items from the fridge,
arrange them into strange faces, then open your window (if you
have no window then make one) and throw the items at whatever
is there... and then paste parts of your reports to your walls
i am actually
in love with Mzebonga because i find him to be very odd indeedy.
there i said it, are you happy now?? - SiNiSTaR
well i'm a bit jealous but i'm sure mzebonga is quite pleased
and probably getting a 'funny' feeling in his 'tummy'
thinking of a name change? because DC is like SOOOO yesterday.
actually i have nothing better to ask... pardon me if you find
it rude. - SiNiSTaR
hell no DC rocks and you're just hoping i get rid of it so you
can steal it and use it to parade around town in
please let me know as soon as the site has been updated? i'm practically
pissing my pants waiting for you guys.. please email me thanks
you're a doll! or rather, sock monkey.. - SiNiSTaR
well you see if i do it for you then i have to do it for EVERYONE
who comes to the site... and even then... when we update anything
at all on the site or just the ask dc? jcp and i do a lot of updates
on this site every week... we just don't annouce them all to you
do you kow
what a bitch it is to have your period?? - SiNiSTaR
why yes i do actually.... searing pain... that feeling of dripping
all day long into diapers... getting a nice wad of blood and flesh
on your toliet paper... i've also know what a bitch it is to die...
it's such a rush once you get over the initial pain though...
i can't wait to try it again
hell is going on?
i bet you're trying to be witty from the snail mail page...
expecting a slap in the face is a kick in the ball a vicyory
use a ?... is it that hard????
I will Mzebonga's
relectance to be purchased as a sign that I will now have to kidnap
him. That I will now procede to do. Wish me luck although I don't
this isn't a question either... for that i will hide mzebonga
from your clutches
ask you for advice...or how about just a stupid 'ol question?
asked that the other day and it was left on the page unanswered....what
happened? Technical difficulties?? McDiablo
but i DID answer it... maybe you've gone INSANE
hurt from chlorine in the darned swimming pool...what should I
blink... and keep on blinking till everything is ok again
Why is the
World cup in Korea/Japan? Why not just Korea or just Japan? McDiablo
are you saying that you won't support this world cup because of
this? are you saying that you wanted it in your backyard and that
you wouldn't share it with ANYONE? are you saying that the purple
ostrich ate the eggs but only after you added some garlic and
im an old
man!!!omg!!!will you play with my dead saggy penis? ill play with
yours not tail penis!thats if ya have one....ou never talk about
it?is it cus you dont have one?if so thats ok...i mean i cant
say much look at mine..better to have none then have minei think
i should cut it off...only an annoance mm....penises
someone has just discovered the word penis... we're so very proud
do you contract lobsters?..in your own seldom penis
<sound of loud no buzzer to shut you up and move along to the
but im not
on this earth to please you im here to please the lil boys..mmm..know
i say you leave the lil boys alone and get some grown up consenting
ones... and take your finger out of your nose...
i will kill
you january 9 2004...there will be a snow storm..the electricty
will go out...you will be all alone in your house with your dog
outside...freezing to death, I will eat him.You will be on the
computer...you will see me...you will come outside...you will
see me...you will die.
as if i'd have a dog... and as if i'd leave it outside to freeze...
the rest is fine though and i'll pencil you in
I like the
pictures of the new sock monkey friends, how did you meet?-Berpee
my mother made them.. and made as in got the material for sock
monkeys, did something with a sewing machine to make them look
like monkeys, shoved stuffing in them (not the thanksgiving kind)
and then stitched them up so they were whole... then
she brought them home from florida and i met them... Herbert
is one of those monkeys and he's up for adoption still
like to twy some speciawl fwied powk?-Lunchbox
hell no powk and pork are not allowed on my plate along with any
is that Vacacci? how bout dat gucci? -Lunchbox
can i touch your cape? you won't forget it! promise!-Lunchbox
well... maybe... but give me all your marbles first... i seem
to have lost mine
i'm 24 at the moment
know that the average cocker spaniel has the features of a conker
are you sure? has this been proven? did you see it on tv? what
you doing?I can see it!
i'm touching my tail... and i know you can see why do you think
i'm touching my tail?
not the last time i checked
is it smart
to drink the bong water ?
well no but it's something everyone does by accident or on a dare
at least once
snowmen a type of monkie?
not today but i've had my moments... boy i'll never forget the
winter of '96.. those were some good times
don't you write a list of the top ten people you hate? I'd kinda
like to see that. (SAnimal doesn't count, because I don't want
you hating my mother like that) - Mzebonga
hmmmm... well assuming i have to pick people who are living...
hate is a pretty strong word so i had to put some thought into
1. any child emitting noise
2. Fonzi the Bear (he knows why)
3. Bill Gates (damnit you have how much damn money and you can't
produce even ONE good product for a half decent price you fucking
bastard i want to hurt you and your damn 'this program has performed
an illegal operation')
4. that stupid spears chick and everything she and those boybands
5. lars ulrich
6. that fat stupid bitch who lives behind my apartment and lets
her two disgusting idiot children scream in the pool for hours
while they blast shitty top 10 music until i have to go out there
and scream at them and then eventually call the cops on them to
make them shut up before i snap and kill them all
7. my 4th grade teacher mr. mac for talking down to me
8. mary poppins (the two-timing lying whore)
9. pregnant women
10. whoever invented that stupid metal pick they use on your teeth
at the dentist's
the band Korn stand for with a K instead of a C and a backwords
well they liked it that way and that jon guy was all 'damnit i'm
sick of corn with a c i've had enough' and then he screamed until
he got his way and the other band members said 'fine you freak
but damnit we want that R backwards or we're walking bitch' and
so they all agreed and that was that
people are so stupid( ie me!)? They can't quite seems to manage
to say whats in their head, and when they do, they only speak
language from Mars. What did those clever dude get their brain
MOST people are stupid and they keep breeding more stupid kids
every day... the clever break free from the stupidity and use
when i cut
the cheese, why does it smell?
i'm not sure... maybe it's the knife you're using
I am swimming
in Paris. Does that mean I am in-seine? - Fish
it means that have what is commonly known as 'issues' but that's
ok... what i'd be worried about if i were is the fact that my
mom wants to lick you in a few weeks...
the air speed of the afracan swallow?
Why am i
so damn tired? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i blame the caffeine and the whole 'refusing to sleep' thing
things out of beads only for 10 year old girls? - Miss Roger's
no... why must you be so sexist? are you saying 10 year old boys
can't make things out of beads?
swim? i can't and have to use the cool kickboards.. but now my
ribs hurt from using it yesterday.. -Miss Roger's Sweater
yes i can... i like swimming... i don't use any floatation or
water sport items...
slurpee straw make my ass look big? - Slur-peed Kid
well... yes actually... now that you mention it... damn now it's
all i can see
camping this weekend with my friend's girl guide group, should
i be scared of all the 11 year olds? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes... very scared
hi DC. i
am DC(DemoniCat) i have already asked a qeustion here, but i read
thru one and it touched my heart. this isnt a question, it is
a small request... tell your mom hi and tell her that shes really
good at making the sock monkeys. i think she has a talent, and
that she should keep making them. ^_^ would you tell her that
for me please? thank you if you do.
i told her and she said thank you... she was very happy
I hate that
goddamn priv! Stupid priv! What can I do to end the reign of terror
caused by that almighty but terrible priv?
bold that text and reboot
no joel is just a name from the past
the difference between males and females?
not that much... it's all the same thing pretty much
if i blow
my nose once a day for 32 years, will snot start coming out of
i'm not sure so give it a try
Do you find
it crazy that there are 30 pages (and counting) of questions?
i find it crazy that it almost hit 40 last time until i condensed
want a sock monkey now after seeing pics of your friends, but
I don't know if I can adopt and support one. I need all the funds
I have to stupid school...are you able to cut me a deal? McDiablo
you can contact us through this form... and then we'll get back
Do you like
eating cookies for breakfast? McDiablo
yes... and sometimes chips... but mostly just coffee
do you ever
want to hit people with sticks or long pointy objects when they
are masturbating in the bushes behind your establishment? or when
you think they are imageining you with out your clothes on and
they call your penis a deter?
yes all the time
On the subject
of your hate list... I know I asked for it, but... I thought you
might like to know that Sally has just recently become an Aunty
and I'm due to become an Uncle soon. Neither of us would like
to think you have (or have had) a problem with our siblings, so,
if you would like to amend your inclusion of "pregnant women"
in your hate list, I would be much obliged. Or else, how would
you like an axe in your head? - Mzebonga
that has no bearing on my answer... congrats to you both but pregnant
women are quite sick in my books... so bring on the axe
of a sudden am I ill?? All the fricken time! It sux!! What can
I do to piss off others so they can at least feel a little of
my evil wrath?
stop biting your nails.. you are putting germs directly into your
mouth and that's getting you sick
I am coming
for Mzebonga now. I've been thinking about this a lot actually.
Does this mean I'm obsessed? (there! You got your question!) I
think maybe I should go over to his house now and take him. Maybe
I should go later.....I don't know. What do you think? Also, I'll
have to restrain him in some way. How do you think I should restrain
him? What should i use? Rope? Help! - Stalker
i have hidden him... until you pay you can't touch him... and
i suggest electrical tape
happen if I crossed a chicken with an elephant? would the road
and trunk warmer also be crossed? or merely cross? do inanimate
objects have feelings? if I poke this cup, does it feel it? what
would happen if everything not only had feelings, but could speak
too? what would they say? what about animals? suppose animals
could talk, and did so. I imagine that an awful lot of people
would become vegetarians overnight. what do you think of vegetarians?
what do you think (in general)? - Fido Dido
i think of those things all the time... i have sketches to proove
it but i'm a vegetarian so i think they rock and basically i think
that people don't think
at the drive
in broke up for whoever asked....does jack off jill have a hidden
jack and jill is just a myth designed to scare young children
into not having sex
are really lacking creativity :( how can i improve them or should
i go and die? -keglineq
you need to think longer before typing them in... spend time during
the day coming up with them...
i left 32
"i'm sorry's" and one "i'm sowwy" on your
machine sowhy haven't you called?? there's someone else isn't
there??? it's that goddamn lamp hussy! the one that has the purple
tassles. and don't lie cos i seen you using those tassels to tickle
your tail!!!! how could you do this?? -keglineq
well my phone is broken due to a brief period of rage on my part...
and how could i not? those tassles... how can i ever say no to
Do you think
cowlicks are cool? i occassionally spike mine.. hehe - Miss Roger's
sore actually... kinda tired... but mostly sore
really grumpy dc..everthing ok at home?ya masturbate in while?cus
i think you need a cleaning or stop being so grumpy or ill constanly
call you sanimal..
sniff... you can come over and rub my tail to make me feel better...
i just want to move away from here
Do you like
watching pregnant woman on roller skates?
no as i do not enjoy looking at pregnant women
why is a
raven like a writing desk?
it's the legs
be insane if you like think boney chicks are gross you must like
those fat chunky chicks dont you???? DONT YOU????? i know you
DO! your DISGUSTING arnt you???
i like healthy chicks... and soft fuzzy sock monkeys
we have the power to talk?
well i could explain it but that would take too long and i'm lazy
Do you like
this poem? : Your throat has swelled. Dorothy told me to ask you
why. But you cannot tell me. I wish I could know. Put down the
tea, Put down the tea. -Laser-Monkey (your new psychic sex toy)
it's great and so are you... this psychic sex thing is great
will we be able to submit our own insane pictures and such? I
have quite a large collection of pictures which I draw on my computer,
although many arent all that good, alot are quite insane - Fido
yes you will but don't send them until we set it up... we have
a way of losing things
WTF is up
with the secret of the lapdancing monkey??? I tried evrything!!
All the options!! Every single one of them!! And, oh what adventures!!
But no frickin monkey!! The closest I got when dying of rabies!!
yes there is a secret... sigh... the secret is that you are the
lapdancing sock monkey if you follow the right route to it...
when you flick it?
well the peaches pretty much go flying everywhere
why do chickens
poop on my roof?
you told them to stop shitting in the pool
chipmunks will rule the world someday. Do you agree?
hell no... the CATS will
pierce my nipples and my clit for me and chain them up?
sure but you'll have to provide me with the proper ID and sign
happen if i eat my cocaine?
If I was
to create a religion, get some followers, and set up a set of
rules, would I become a god? Would I become equal to you oh great
no but you should join my religion
look like kidneys. Do they perform the same function as kidneys?
And if so, where do you urinate from? Waxter
no damnit leave my ears alone
I have always
wanted to become a superhero. Where can i find something radioactive
to give me special powers?
i'm not telling you... when i become spawn and lead hells army
i don't need your costumed ass gettin in the way
was a monkey called Norm, Who liked to watch sock monkey porn.
He rubbed DC's tail, Recieved snail mail, And fed his pal DC some
corn. Do you like my poem? Do you think it's worthy of a Pulitzer?
um it's worthy of a cheese doodle and some straws
gone for quite a while - things sure have changed around here...did
you miss me?
of course... but i'm lying
I wet myself with excitment... please don't beat me again... why
do you beat me? - Fido Dido
you love it when i beat you and treat you rough... you beg for
it and tell me what a bad little monkey you've been
I got two
good answer awards in the What If's...I wonder why? McDiablo
it's because of that tail rubbing you gave me that one night...
I just sneezed...should
I say "Bless you", "Gasundheit" or "Ouch"?
say 'curse me' or 'oh oh... it's escaped'
to unity? Did my mom flush it down the toilet again?? McDiablo
yes... yes she did because she secretly hates you just a tiny
really no "I" in team?-Feckur
of course not... that's why teams suck ass
turn me on. Is that a bad thing?
not unless they find you equally attractive
I was wondering
if you can tell me what a dream I was having means: I'm sitting
in my old house (the one my folks have just moved out of) and
I'm watching a borrowed copy of a really steamy porn movie with
Lita (from the WWE) and Laura Sadler (from BBCs Holby City) in
it (amongst unidentified others) and I think "this is what
I've wanted from porn all these years, I must have a copy".
So, I set out to buy a copy. Just as I leave my house, I get set
upon by a number of WWE wrestlers (not the superstars - the poxy
boring ones), among them is Test, who tries to beat the hell out
of me. He succeeds. Anyhow, the fight turns into a free-for-all
with numerous other wrestlers and I start to sneak away. I get
away from the main fight and start to head towards the video store,
but Christian drives up in a Bulldozer with Big Show shotgun and
rips the roof off my garage. This makes me really angry and I
start to head towards them to give them a kicking. Big Show hops
off the Bulldozer and chokeslams me then keeps picking me up and
chokeslamming me until I'm unconscious. When I come round, Scott
Bakula is being tied back-to-back at the wrists and ankles to
Kevin Nash and has to do a cartwheel or something bad will happen.
I tell Kevin Nash to sod off and say I'll do it. So I'm tied to
back-to-back with Scott Bakula (the guy off of Quantum Leap) and
I have to do this cartwheel. I do it, but I fall on top of him.
I get the vague sense that I've broken his neck and killed him
before I wake up. What does all this mean? - Mzebonga
it means that you have some deep rooted issues about that time
your dad made you eat your own vomit... that and the time you
got hit in the head with that rock... and you're repressing memories
of having mom call you by the wrong name for a few years... of
course you've been watching too much wrestling too
is the ball
in your court or my court? If its in my court y do i not c it?
if its in ur court y dont u play fair n hit it bk?
i'd hit you if you were here
are french fries called french fries?"
why is earth called earth?
how do I
rid myself of a particularly fucking irritating English Teacher?
quit the class... switch classes... hand back all your books and
just not go except for tests
hurts... could it be all that glass i ate that was lying by the
side of the road, or that cheeseburger from mcD? - SiNiSTaR
the cheeseburger of course
of music are you into? me, i love A Perfect Circle, TOOL and Red
Hot Chili Peppers. i also want to have sex with all the band members
of all the above mentioned bands. is that ok with you? - SiNiSTaR
i like lots of music... i've been listening to a lot of stuff...
smashing pumpkins, tea party, fantomas, manson, pwei, misery loves
company etc... i don't mind the bands you mentioned... and i hear
tomahawk will be opening for TOOL this tour so go see them both
everyone think that calling someone a 'reject' is offensive? i
think eets koooollll... - SeeNeeSTar
it's like being called a freak and they expect it to be something
of getting those lovely ears of your pierced? - SiNiSTaR
no just my eyebrow
why do some
pills make your pee turn green? not that it's happened to me,
i just wonder... also, where can i get such pills, and is there
only one type of colour your pee can turn into? - SiNiSTaR
i had pills that made my pee really yellow for awhile... and i'm
sure blood in your piss would change it's color
As you may
know, the football World Cup is happening this month. Well, it's
called football to everyone else in the world except you dumbass
stubborn Yanks. Anyway, I heard somewhere that over your side
of the Atlantic, baseball and truck pulling come above 'soccer'
as the nations favourite sport? Is this true? And if so, how the
hell?! Are you all complete anuses on purpose or were you born
like that? If this doesn't apply to you DC then please correct
hey i'm NOT a yank... i'm canadian... get it straight... hockey
comes before all other sports to me... but it changes from person
to person... and i haven't asked everyone so i couldn't tell you...
and baseball doesn't count for shit no matter what anyone says
are Brittney Spears feet?
you couldn't pay me enough to touch either of those things
being harassed by the Mafia Geese? Mr H
yes but i can't tell you why
why are all humans strange? it's just the way you all are
Why oh why
do people always try and fry me? Is it my smell? My foot? Or is
it just that I am currently disquised as a beef patty due to my
undercover operation to find out what happens to the beef patties
when they escape from the freezer? - Fish
yes it's your smell and that beef thing... it's just gone too
that weird black shit always collect on the underside of my mouse
and my mousepad? - Waxter
you spit when you talk, it's the smoke and the dust
I just force-fed
my neighbour's dog my leg. How do I get it out again? - Fish
Why is it
that whenever I ask someone the time, they always give me a different
answer? - Waxter
they are all lying... they are doing it to record your reaction
and write it down in neat little books
My dog is
stuck in the dryer...what should I do?-Feckur
begin to sing... that will calm the dog down... then turn the
dryer off... then open the door
Why oh why
did she swallow the fly?-Berpee
i don't know but perhaps she'll die
everything causes cancer. being alive causes cancer. why can't
people a)just embrace the inevitable fact that we are all going
to die of cancer one day and b)smoke, drink, eat red meat and
be merry? - SiNiSTaR
well some of us want to be around a bit longer then the rest of
you so we can taunt you as you die
tasted the new vanilla coke yet? I am determined to-Berpee
no i haven't ... if you buy me one then i will
I had to go to
fucken Sunshine camp with the poor retarded people that I work
with and there were these awful Christian beasts singing and dancing
these wretcehd camp songs and some of them were even religious
songs although our company is not religiously affiliated and they
were glowing and smiling like they were really truly happy to
be doing that and I wanted to cry and die that I was even there
and half of the retarded people didn't even know what was going
on and they were my only best friends in the world compared to
the naziwhitechristians and their one token smiling black guy!
How can this be real? Will it ever stop? Is there any known therapy
to rehabilitate such people or even just myself after having been
exposed to such people in such large numbers? Shouldn't it be
considered abuse to make retarded people do that shit?--I know
that I feel dirty and ashamed after having been there...I know
this isn't a therapy page but, I had to assess my bearings in
reality after that trip and I thought that you could offer me
some feedback in my bewilderment, being a sock monkey and everything,---
which makes you a certified, universal, clinical expert.Would
you hide somewhere in the mountains with me? Let's go deep into
beautiful denial---no patriotic sheep, no soccermoms, no cell
phones for anybody who isn't a doctor or a drug dealer, no SUVs,
nobody running towards you across the meadow because jesuschrist
makes the freshest smelling douchebags......we could just eat
magic mushrooms and genius-off on the computer and talk like maniacs
and then shut up and fuck and sleep for awhile....if you won't
actually do this with me, would you at least silmultaneously pretend
to do this with me, say 1pm or 1am EST on Wednesday or Friday?I'm
sorry to ask so much of you. Will you forgive me? There I go again.......
run far far away from these people and never again get lured into
their insanity... and hell yea i'll go off to the mountains with
Psychic Sex! My brain is tingling. Don't stop!! As for a question:
Sock monkeys... have no toes or fingers. How do they count? (
I think I could answer this question though- No need to count,
they are the most intelligent beings in all of existance.) Oh,
and can you say wee? -Laser-Monkey ( I don't count, but only because
I am too lazy for math. weee)
we count in our heads... and weee
I hate everybody.
Can they tell? And if so, why do they seem to like me so much?
Is it like smoke that goes to non-smokers and cats that go to
people who are allergic to them or simply don't like them?
who cares if they can tell... they like you because you hate them...
yes it's like that
know that RedRum backwards is Murder? woooow!! - SiNiSTaR
yes i do... that is why Red must be watched very carefully
If I stuff
a fish down my pants, will I be the coolest guy in Italy?
for awhile ... once the fish begins to rot then no
Is it wrong
to use sock-monkeys as sexual slaves? I found out that they can
give me great pleasure.
if they agree to be your slave then that's fine...
the dogs out?
damnit i'd bitch slap you if i weren't so lazy
why is ASIO
so sucky when its supposed to be l33t?
it's the glue, the couch and that book with the red cover
i have to do to actually get one of those green dinasour good
questions awards? i really want one!!! a simple step-by-step guide
may just do me some good!!
well it all begins with a good question...
hell is the problem with some people and their irregularly shaped
heads? what the hell is that caused by? were they all dropped
when they were babies? - Bearded
yes... and many were thrown
i know why you are against children and all pregnant women....you
see i was a volunteer in the hospital for a couple of months when
i finished college...wanted some experience.... anyways, it was
then i realized that all the nurses in the pediatric ward put
on happy and smiley faces when they were in the delivery room
wih the parents, but once they brought the baby into the nursery
to be cleaned and changed, they all had this evil look on their
faces..and they chanted in a circle around the baby...so dont
you see? they are all evil and make these babies an army for satan....
and you knew...you knew all along..so thats why you hate all these
children that are literally spawn of Satan...am i right? - Bearded
well no actually but that's another good reason... thank you i'll
add it to my list
do you think
that being a sentimentalist is a bad thing? -Bearded
it depends on the moment... if you just can't bear to throw out
the moldy cheese because you've been together so long then you
have issues... you have to let the cheese go
is it just
me or are you hitting on me?shit..i'm scared -Bearded?
that all depends on if you're gonna rub my tail or not
why do i
hate the beach? -Bearded
it's the people... the sand in your mouth... the squids feeling
you up and that damned sunblock that makes you feel like a greased
up freak who's all slipperly like an eel...
my penis has been making funny noises. everytime i touch it, it
sounds like boiling water. then today i looked at my penis, and
it had turned into a new color. i was wondering, what did you
do to my penis? and how am i going to fix it?
i'm not going to tell you and only i can fix it
why do gay
people say "penith" instead of "penis" ??
it is only the gay people that you have spoken to... so ask them
pink fluffys? i need it to finish my outfit
i have no pink anythings
get my lingo arnt you down wit me?the master ryhming bee...1 2
2 2 2 2 3 check out the scratch techniques..ooo my man mike he
is tight got a fight wit my lady san Down wit the master plan?tight..tiiighhtt...tight..(fades
away)Now that my friend is called talent.
your lingo makes you sound like a 3 year old... so stop it
I know a
guy with a eleven penises, i wonder what are the possibilitys?..i
mean he could have eleven chicks!he could cover his body in pee,
easily!what other possibilitys are there?
well he could have a mix of guys and girls... or model underwear...
or just flash people
penises, do you have?
enough to keep me satisfied
do u hav
a lite to lite my cig? ..i need its sweet smoke to warmth my lungs..
please man...im dieing for one...
no get your own lite... this fire is MINE
me a good question award!!thank you!-kkkkkeeeeellllllllyyyyyy
this isn't a question
Is masturbating an
official sport? If yes, should it be included in the Olympics?
it isn't yet but someday
I'm a vegetarian
and have been since I was seven... do I rock? - Fido Dido
yes you do
how do i go about
rigging a golf cart to go faster?
i already told you or someone else... i don't know
why do people
alway's assume canada is all about bevers,maple syurp,eh,and mounties?
i think it should be about shaved bevers aleast
that and people giving me lots of money for free
why do sock
monkys always leave jesus books at my door step with semen on
you are the holy monkey spank saint
I am in
continues motion, and though you can not see me you can measure
my progress. I move in one direction only and nothing can withstand
me. One last thing I shall say I am kin to all
I? Do not waste to much time on my question for I shall give you
the answer in two days.
so you're writing in something that is about asking me questions
yet you want to answer your own question... well i say NO and
won't post your answer unless you send in a REAL question
I have this
sudden urge to give my right armpit a name. Any suggestions? Vista
Kali, Kendra, Damian or Dustin
Do you think
a talking dog exists, like Scooby Doo? Vista
of course they do and they're smarter then scooby doo
Why is it
so light? Vista
it's the air... the lack of gravity... that thing on that string
more chocolate?? Vista
the last time you had an orgasm?...
a few minutes ago after grocery shopping and seeing my fridge
filled with good food
goldfish could you fit onto a freight train? It's obviously important
to know these things. Mr H.
1854 if just thrown in... 8464 if stacked properly
ask SAnimal? i wanted to ask him how life is like as a piece of
shit but i can't find it anywhere? - SiNiSTaR
it's under the other page but he sucks so why bother
okay i know
you don't follow the world cup but the US is going against Germany
soon, and i hope Germany kicks their sorry, yankee, egotistical
asses! don't you?
cops called pigs? they are not animals
it's the hats
Soap Operas get their name?? We don't wash ourseves with them.
damnit i used to actually know this for real... i think it had
something to do with soap companies sponsering it or putting these
on or something shitty... and it just grew
the world just basically be the same if I killed myself? People
care about me and I have a sense of humor and shit but, after
all of the therapy and failed antidepressants (which I believe
gave me the suicidal tendencies that I lacked before them,--despite
chronic misery) I just find existence excruciatingly painful,
even when I have a smile on my face. Why shouldn't suicide be
considered euthanasia for the hopelessly depressed? I don't think
that there is some reality that if I just stick around I'll cheer
up when I find out about it. How's that for "insane"?
Or maybe you just meant the fun, pretend type of "insanity".
I'm probably not going to kill myself because I'm pretty responsible
and I have responsibilities but, I really wish that existence
would somehow end for me, and wondered how you might respond to
all of this mess because you usually make me laugh even when I
feel like shit. Would you be willing to kill me if I paid you?
yes but we'd have to have a lot of paperwork done up for me to
why is it
that people who don't eat have bad breath? i've noticed this a
lot, people on diets (or plain bulimics/anorexics) have bad breath...
why why o why? - SiNiSTaR
because they are rotting away... if they puke then the acids from
their stomaches will rot their teeth and leave that puke acid
in their throats... if they are anorexic then they are not eating
and their whole body begins to deterioate... people should just
learn to eat properly and exercise instead of damaging themselves
If i had
a tail, how long would it be and what colour? what about the thickness?
would you rub it for me? - SiNiSTaR
it would be a long beautiful fluffy tail and i'd rub it if you
your farts smell like?
depends on what i've eaten
fall into debt, why don't they just go to the nearest mint and
just print off a hell load of cash? Mystic Murray
cuz the paper money is kinda like a placeholder for real money/gold
somewhere or something like that ... then again i could just be
making it up
I sit down, I keep having this wierd daydream. I can sit and talk
for say 5 minutes, but then a lapse into a drooling, fuzzy state.
While I am vegetating, i keep seeing an extra large enema applicator
(possibly from the late 1800's) floating in front of my eyes and
winking at me. What in the name of Ghandi's Jockstrap is going
on? Is this my subliminal psyche telling me that I am a stony
faced, crimson pansy shirt lifting queer? Mystic Murray
a what?!? anyways no it's telling you it's time for an enema...
probably a cold water one
school, we just had a really hard chemistry exam, and we all came
out of the exam hall feeling really miserable and pissed off.
So me and my mate dave decided to cheer ourselves up by beating
seven shades of shit out of our "friend" Daps. We walked
all the way back to our study area and ambushed the shiny foreheaded
bastard. But the beating never materialised. He swore at us in
a really slimy way and then started walking home. me and dave
chased him across some grass, intending to trip him up then implode
his skull. But he ran away. So i went back inside, picked up my
backpack, and started walking across the grass after him. luckily
for me, he stopped down this little passage way so he could have
a crafty cigarette before going home. I walked up slowly and quietly
behind him and kicked him in the ass real hard. he thought he
was being raped so he raised his fist to hit me, exposing the
Benson and Hedge's smouldering away beneath his fingers. Just
as he rose his fist, his schoolteacher drove past and beeped his
horn, seeing Daps smoking. Daps is too young to smoke and now
he has been busted. I ask you, now that Dap's parents are going
to go mental on him, and ground him and he will get suspended
from school, should me and dave break his legs before or after
he goes to see the principal? Mystic Murray
why do feet
smell like cheese? (excluding ppl who where shoes/socks made out
i don't smell peoples feet so i can't verfiy they do smell like
cheese or why
and driving is illegal why do pubs have carparks?
well it's ok to drive there... and not everyone goes to a pub
to get drunk... oh wait... yes they do
why is snot
mine isn't... it's kinda gray
you do when your bellybutton, armpit and asshole itch all at the
use my two hands and my tail to itch them
or won't she? - Fido Dido
REALLY going to be a super orgy porno party this weekend?-Feckur
well i've been invited to a few... so yes
I wish to
know whether I am truly crazy. My sister FrogBladder informed
me that you said she was truly crazy because she observed the
monkey head for half an hour. I enjoy countless hours of asphalt-watching
and I collect half jellybeans. ( My secret to expanding my collection:
If I encounter a whole jellybean, I cut it in half. Then I have
your jellybean idea is very interesting... but not yet truly crazy
ever download Tiny Elvis? FartMonkey
no i didn't
I just purchased
some fish but I was immediately posessed by something evil and
swallowed them and I can feel them swimming around in my stomach.
Do you know how to either get them out safely or kill them? FartMonkey
the only way is to shit them out... unless you try the highly
experimental 'fishing' procedure
times have you engaged in passionate and prolonged sexual intercourse
a is ugly, and person b is fat, and person c is stupid, and person
d is crazy, and person e is posessed by a demon, what is person
plotting the others death
fELL oFf whATTTT shOUDld I dO??/ FARTMOnkeyyyyyyyy
well pick it up damnit i'm not buying you a new one again
know an effective way of clearing a wood chipper of remnants of
a deceased person? FartMonkey
hmmm... hot water... some stuff that gets rid of blood... the
rest i can't tell you
Why do school
buses have locks on the back door when you can just turn the handle
up to open it? But then again, why steal a school bus in the first
place? The shocks are terrible. --Cirrus
but they are fun to bounce around in and hit trash cans with and
the seats are fun for fucking and the horn is fun and the steering
wheel is so big and the wheels even bigger
Do you think
that, in Jack and Jill, Jack breaking his "crown" could
mean giving Jill head and then could Jill "tumbling after"
be about orgasm? Aren't all nursery rhymes about pseudo sexual
things? Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall and then fell off... Could
he have become gay? Hence falling of the heterosexual "norm"
wall. And "four-and-twenty black birds baked in a pie"
speaks for itself. "Georgie Porgie pudding and pie kissed
the girls and made them cry"... a nursery rhyme about rape.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul (promiscuity). As for the meaning
of Baa Baa Black Sheep... well, live in New Zealand or Wales for
a bit, you'll understand. - Mzebonga
um i think you've put a lot of thought into this but lets face
it... computers are the only true sexual language out there and
the rest is just wishful thinking
you slam the door in the face of a child? - Mzebonga
you have no proof
building a house across the street and the other day there was
a by-law enforcer guy there in his van with the lights on.. is
it wrong that i took pictures? -MissRoger's Sweater
no it isn't
i conquer my slurpee withdrawl? -Slur-peed Kid
and exactly why are you depriving yourself of slurpee goodness?
chair squeak or is it just your ass? - Miss Roger's Sweater
it's a bit of both
heck do they find the guests that go on jerry springer? -Miss
some pit of stupidity where they should put chemicals in the water
to sterilize them
is such a turd.Here is my plan: you and I kidnap him. We tie him
up dangling upside down and shoot arrows at his face. Then we
drop him into a pit of razor blades, rat traps, and scorpions
for an hour. We dunk him in a vat of lemon juice and then roll
him in salt. Then we take him out on the street naked. (We will
have to do this by my house where it is very very hot) We duct
tape him facedown naked to the searing hot asphalt and he will
get burned and run over until he dies. I have everything except
the salt ready. If you would care to join me, could I trouble
you to bring the salt? FartMonkey
i'd love to join you and i will bring as much salt as you'd like
I have always
dreamed of you knowing and liking me. I am sending my money to
you fairly gradually as not to arouse suspicion and get you into
trouble. I mailed the first two payments today, $500 each. Is
this precaution unnecessary or should I keep it up?FartMonkey
please keep it up and i'm sure we'll become great friends... in
fact i'll send you a box filled with stuff to show you how much
i like you every time i get the 500 in the mail
If you recieve
a question that is total nonsense jibberish but it has a question
mark at the end, will you answer it or no?
no i delete it
I am growing
a tail! Is this good? Is it caused by prolonged contact with this
site or are my hormones just weird?
a bit of both but tails are fun so no worries
I have fallen
down a total of 186 times today. I fall down when I am sitting.
I fall down when I am lying on the floor! What's wrong with me?
nothing unless you stop falling down
great great uncle hides in shopping carts and flings feces at
peopl, but not if he senses that the people intend to purchase
cheese. If he does, he will follow behind their cart and howl
like a wolf. Then he will follow them home and camp outside their
house for about a week. Every day he will put a blank envelope
in their mailbox , containing a piece of paper saying 'Cows go
moo. Bow to the cheese.' Then he sets fire to their lawn and selects
a different city to repeat this in. Should I put him in a home?
yes but not any with bushes... and that was some interesting insanity
twice and i'm about to go out and yell at them
if you like my poem: Here I sit in smelly vapor; Someone stole
the toilet paper. No one hears my desperate howls; Then I start
to eye the towels.
is it really yours? and i'll say i like it to shut you up
Do you live
your life by the old maxim "If at first you don't succeed,
panic and go on a murderous rampage"?
no i skip the panic stage... and i throw things after the murderous
Can ' mustard'
be used in an insulting fashion? I do, but I want to know if it
is correct? I do this because A I hate mustard and B I don't swear
but I use substitute swear words; mustard sounds like the similar
word starting with ba.
if you can't say bastard then you've got issues... but you can
use mustard in any way you'd like
Do you recommend
suicide or just obeying and being a slave? For when the cats take
over, I mean? FartMonkey
be a slave
Is it a
boy or a girl? FartMonkey
silence Carrot Top? FartMonkey
of course he pisses me off
Do you need
or want a bodyguard? If so, can I come straight to you with all
my posessions of value? To present them to you, of course?
yes... please do so
meeting is at seven-thirty." From this sentence, did you
automatically assume this was either 7:30 AM or 7:30 PM? If so
which one? FartMonkey
i didn't assume either
normal is different to everyone
tell what type of specific torture is being applied to a person
by listening to his screams? If so please answer these two secondary
questions: 1. What is going on here: 'ohh noooonopleaseNONOOOOOOOOOOOHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHhhhhhhhh'
2. Can you supply an example of the scream that results from being
trapped in a room with nonstop Barbara Streisand songs?
1. sex 2. there is no scream just the quiet sounds of one ripping
their own jugular open
a monkey's uncle? FartMonkey
no as none of my siblings have bred
not actually a question. I just wanted to inform you that I encountered
the following not made up magazine headline the other day: 'ADOPTION
AGENCY SELLS SHAVED APES AS HUMAN BABIES' There was a picture
of a shaved baby monkey, but it was so obvious that it was a monkey
it was just stupid. Thanks for your time. FartMonkey
you suck for not making this a question but anyone that stupid
deserves what they get
the little picture of computers in the bottom corner of the screen
that means you're online? Is that the government watching me?
yes... as well as your fridge magnets, carpet and hair brushes
I was walking
thru the zoo yesterday and the animals were all making the wrong
noises. Turtles were roaring and lions were chirping. Do I have
a serious mental problem? I mean, more so than usual? FartMonkey
no time had been altered in the zoo for a bit .. it will go back
to normal soon
does it take to bludgeon a horse to death with the business end
of a Sparrow? Mr H.
i don't know and i don't think you should try
you think happens after you die? go to hell? vanish? be forgotten
i think you go back to being whatever it was you were before this
whole 'being human' thing came along... but i'm a sock monkey
and sock monkeys live forever
alot of people dying in my town lately. mosty teenagers involved
in car accidents. do you think this happens for a reason? did
the all mighty god want them to die?
it's probably because they are driving badly... and no i don't
think that has anything to do with anything
are you right now?
not at all at the moment
if at first
you don't succeed, fuck the world and smoke some weed???-marissa
sure but fuck the world should be a constant... well more like
fuck the humans
i just finished
exams, and now i need to do something kinda outrageous and totally
insane without getting kicked outa the house... besides tattoos,
piercings etc do you have any insane suggestions?-- marissa
tissue paper clothing... sell everything in your room or glue
it all to the walls... change your name... start a band and jam
all day and night... totally clean and rearrange everything in
hell is it with people with HUGE breasts implants why don't they
realize that 79ZZ tits aren't attractive?
they are stupid and the stupider they are the bigger the breasts
need to be so they feel they are somehow making up for their incredible
stupidity... anyone who is attracted to this is as stupid as the
girls doing it
Do you accept,
instead of 5 bucks, 5 lire for the snail mail? that's italian
currency i think.- SiNiSTaR
if lire are equal to about 5 bucks canadian so we can cover any
postage etc then sure
anyone get a whole potato and a jar of grape jelly stuck up their
asshole? - SiNiSTaR
it takes a lot of practise and training
I know you
love tails and the rubbing of them a lot, but how about breasts?
what size breasts do you like? - SiNiSTaR
i like whatever happens to grow... breasts are breasts... they
all count... even if they just have one that's fine i'm not greedy
and know of plenty other places to put my tail and hands
why do some
people eat their scabs? there was a girl at my school a few years
back who did it... - SiNiSTaR
i'm not sure... perhaps they taste good? i mean i lick my own
blood so why not a scab? unless there's puss
my nipples erect right now? - SiNiSTaR
i don't know but it's distracting...
usually but maybe i'm just wanting to be insane but wouldn't that
make me insane my plastic dog says no
like a piece of taffy?
no thanks i don't like it
If you get
a chain of sockmonkeys, can you order them to form a circle by
each fucking eachother up the ass, forming a chain?
you can try but if you don't have the right group of sock monkeys
then things won't go over very well
If a dog,
a whale, a pig, a duck, and a rhino each hump 2 cats, then the
cats hump eachother, what happens?
you'd have really sore and tired cats
best way to acheive an orgasm?
that depends on who you are and what turns you on... everyone
is different... haven't you noticed that yet?
A PICTURE OF YOUR TAIL SO MY VAGINA WILL GET ALL HARD AND RED
AND SWOLLEN WITH PLEASURE AND IT WILL SPEW FORTH MY VAGINAL LUBRICANTS,
JUST IMGINING YOU AND ME INGAGING IN INTERCOURSE WILDLY AND PASSIONATELY,
there are pictures here
and if that isn't good enough then too bad for you i'm not your
bitch to just order around
voices inside my head keep telling me to eat a live goldfish.
But I hate fish and I'm digusted with even the thought of touching
one. But those voices keep bothering me all damn day! And it's
getting relly annoying. So, should I just suck it up and eat the
fish or should I keep on trying to ignore the voices?
try to get the voices onto something new... try negotiating with
them... if they still won't shut up then jab sticks into your
ears until they are quiet
I care! Will she, or won't she? - Fido Dido
she won't and you're a fool for thinking she would
Do you share
my fear of Australians named Bruce? FartMonkey
not really but those americans named Lance are to be feared
I caught my cat killing mice. Not chasing them though, shooting
them with a pistol. What worries me is that my home has never
contained a pistol. Where did he get it? Does this signify that
the reign of the cats has begun? FartMonkey
you're best not to ask too many questions... just make sure that
kitty litter is cleaned daily
my shoes? FartMonkey
near the phone... you took them off while talking
aware that there is actually a country song entitled 'You're the
Reason our Kids are so Ugly'?
haha no but that's a good title
also outraged that shopping carts are so badly abused and mistreated?
well sometimes but since they like to bite me i'm not all for
freeing them or anything
cats take over, will you rule among them or be a slave? Or do
you have some type of escape planned? FartMonkey
i will be a willing slave... i will be working with the top levels
of the cat rulers and there is no escape
cats take over, do they have to kill off other animal species?
If not, will there be special punishments for dogs and mice? FartMonkey
dogs have already signed on as cat security teams and the mice
are still being negotiated with... the humans are the ones that
may have to be killed off
be possible for you to arrange my slave master cat to be named
George Washington? FartMonkey
i will see what i can do
all major government figures and celebrities that are really robots.
To put that into a question so it's legal, what major government
figures and celebrities are secretly robots? FartMonkey
there are so many but the ones you should be worried about are
madonna, yoko ono, steven tyler, all members of the tea party,
marilyn manson, and no political people are robots... they have
no logic, do things horribly wrong and lie/cheat/kill their way
to the top.. robots don't do that sorta shit
If you could
grab one person by their ears and push their face into the open
blades of a desk fan set on 'ultra high', who would it be? Besides
the owner of FOX television networks for allowing that pure and
utter BULLSHIT to be put on tv
your views on mazes, wordfinds, crosswords, and connect the dots?
they are fun but not for weeks at a time
It is only
noon today and I have fallen down 41 times, while experiencing
a lovely hangover, and I accidentally ingested rat poison mistaking
it for cereal. Then in a particularly nasty fall I cracked my
skull on the table and landed in a puddle of battery acid. Then
the neighbor's dog broke in, tore off my legs, and left. Then
the house caught fire and I had to drag myself out with my arms.
Should I try for 1:00 or just kill myself now? FartMonkey
i say see what else happens and be sure to tape the rest for me
I was secretly
on my computer till 2:00 AM looking around the domain of insanity,
which caused me to sleep until 11:00. Is there a way that I could
sneak out as if I had been up for hours to avoid being in trouble
for getting up 4 hours later then everyone else? FartMonkey
use the window or dig a tunnel out... and put on jogging pants
to claim you were out jogging
be camping for ten days...I guess you won't miss me...or will
a part of you miss me just a little? McDiablo
i went camping this weekend... did anyone miss me?
suit...check; Toothbrush...check; Sleeping bag...check. Have I
forgotten anything? McDiablo
toilet paper... alcohol (if you're legal)... socks
I will be
turning 19 on June 24th....will you send me a card? McDiablo
no i won't be but that was yesterday so happy bday... mine is
the 7th of july are YOU gonna send ME one? if you send me 5 bucks
i'll send you a birthday envelope of insanity
Do you think
someone will give me birthday beats? Should I cover my bottom
on Monday to avoid them?? McDiablo
yes you should... i for one would love to slap your ass
to be listed as a cool viewer, must I prove myself insane, or
just post an average of 20,000 times a day? Quality questions,
not crap of course. FartMonkey
quality questions are allowed and after i've seen your name for
a month or so and actually think to update the list then sure
ever meet one of those people who ask you questions all the time?Also
the questions are pretty funny, do you pay them? if you do know
i have chatted with some online but never met any in person...
no i don't pay anyone to do anything
why am i
here?what do i ask?the presure is too hard...G+FFESGSrs dFUCK
try not to think too hard
my "Permanent" marker run out. it didn't even make any
complaints before it left, but god it looked funny running without
legs. i miss it so much. Why, oh why?
you were putting the cap on wrong
Is it possible
to remove a human kneecap without the owner noticing? Mr H
yes but it's very tricky
do you know
that this asking questions thingy is exactly the same as the one
that skippy the yellow duck has? well he was around before you
so dont you think you should try to be a little more original
and not copy off of other people?
i think you're talking jibberish and the whole 'questions and
answers' thing kinda came along with humans starting to talk to
do you ever
jerk off???? i do and i like to do it on peoples faces when there
sleeping and they wake up and i shove my fat cock in there mouth
and shoot bloody cum everywhere
when someone else won't do it for me then i'm forced to do it
myself... and why is your cum bloody
if Air Canada
is serving caviar to its first class passengers on a wednesday
afternoon in mid july, what is the pilot's name?
caviar is sick and should be avoided... do you realize what they
do to get it? and the pilots name is nancy
time I see a strange red light in a park when it is dark outside,
what should I do? I'm scared...-Feckur
pretend to be a garden gnome and everything will be ok
that strange light in the sky?-Feckur
it better not be an alien or i'll be pissed that it didn't take
me away with it
around here swear like truckdrivers. They're all fed up with the
freemasons and the rotary club and the old ladies' war memorial
committee and they've taken to shitting, in concentrated air raids,
on as many Buicks as possible. How can I help them? I believe
in their cause but, they only seem to trust me when I'm shrooming.
Is the insurrectionist activity as heavy where you live? We've
got a lot of crows here,--a lot of crows....
there were 3 crows that were following me around last month but
don't seem to be around anymore... so i say you eat lots of veggies
and shit up a storm with the birds
Do you like
eggplant? Do you think one would fit up your ass? How about down
Celine Dion's throat? I love eggplant.
no i don't... perhaps... and only to choke the bitch into silence
you supposed to turn this thing off once you've got it jammed
halfway up your ass?
if you don't have a remote for it then you're stupid and should
have thought of that before you shoved it up your ass
you first realize that you are a sock monkey and when did you
first admit it to others?
well i have always known... i didn't have to tell anyone as they
would look at me and say 'oh! a sock monkey! can i touch your
If you have
17 nipples and you're shopping in London for a nice, tailor-made,
double-breasted coat how many holes should you require?
i say go naked... suits suck
i not been here in like months? -Fork Flinger(or at least i think
thats my currant handle) Q2) who cares what my handle is? i sure
your handle is used to track you down and beat you with printed
spam mail... and damn that makes the ass smart... mine turned
whi is europe
i would guess it has something with it being a seperate techtonic
plate then that surrounding it
hell were spiked exercise balls invented??
to punish the weak
You do know
I'm not the Reverend Lionel Stomach, right? - Mzebonga PS:- I
know the forms are broken. That's why I'm moving my domain.
i know everything there is to know and if you think i'm wrong
i'm just testing you...
to your hamster?- phil
well it kinda got left in the sunroom and fried but i felt really
bad about it
just about ready to go talk to those birds. Are you coming with
me? 'Cause I just got a bunch of free love and there's enough
for you, man. (I use "man" figuratively, your actual
sock-monkey gender is not at issue here.) I'm not shittin' you,
--this is absolutely pure consciousness. I've got my pentatonic
xylophone and I'm heading out to avenge the land of lawnmowers,
false teeth and douche-sayers. Are you ready?
damn straight i'm ready... and i've even brought my purple-rayed
sofa on wheels
a donkey like when it is drunk?
well it's drunk and it shouldn't be so it's confused
who is cooler
billy corgan or trent reznor? -beatrix
it all depends on which one would rub my tail the coolest
why do people
easily sell out everything? -furry kitten
they think there is no other way... they get dazzled by empty
money... they are stupid... they are sold out by everyone else
around them... they didn't sell out but everyone thinks they did...
it's a whole tangled mess of stupidity so all you can do is make
sure you don't fall prey to it
asked me to cover her with butter so i did and she sucked me off.
Has anything like this ever happened to you?
no it hasn't but then again my grandma is on a low cholesterol
diet and can't have butter
i have been
reading old questions and realized that there are a lot of questions
about midgets and asains and grandmas. They all seem to be linked
to zambonis. Have you noticed this? -pherman
yes but i didn't want to say anything for fear of having my ass
whipped with a hollow reed
the f'ucking gate?
over there dumbass
the free cheese
i ate it... you are not worthy of cheese
some really bad questions on this site.......someone asked if
you were funky fresh and how to get out of their mom's bush......and
you answered these questions.Why? -Milfred
i answer almost all these questions... it is a twisted perversion
perhaps... i keep answering and people keep asking... one day
it will get so bad we will all have to suppress memories of this
why do cows
they like the color
do you want
to be my friend?
no but you can rub my tail
Do you think
I'm just a cheap reproduction of Elvis Presley? - Mzebonga
of course.. you know i do...
ever proven the fact that farts blow up when you light them? Its
been said a lot of times but I still don't believe it.
i have seen people attempt this and a few do it... people have
a lot of free time and why they do this for their friends is beyond
hell should I ask you a question?
you just can't find the answers yourself... you need help from
Red's one fish eat the other fish? freakypez
it was the classic tale of fish meets fish, fish falls in love
with fish, fish and fish are in love, fish finds new fish that
is more fun, fish cheats on fish, fish finds fish cheating on
fish with other fish, fish gets upset and eats other fish, fish
then eats fish, all that's left is fish
McDiablo is out of town for the next week or so.. what insane
things should i do while they are gone? - Miss Roger's Sweater
put on a macaroni person show and tape it for later viewing...
highlight the word 'and' in all books in your house... put together
a report on how much you miss mcdiablo with drawings and poems,
send me money
a band named "new amsterdams".. so who were the old
amsterdams? - Miss Roger's Sweater
some people who had canes with no will to succeed
Is it wrong
to go on slurpee run unaccompanied? -Slur-peed Kid
no it's not... unless you're a parrot
tape monkey punk's tail fell off.. should i run around the streets
in hysteria or should i just tape it back on? - Miss Roger's Sweater
tape it back on and then run around
you stand on the whole wearing socks with sandals controversy?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
i say who the hell cares as long as your stupid feet have something
on them... people who think about stuff like that need more things
to keep them busy like sending me fan mail, sending me money or
building monuments in my honor
do you like
the perfect dinner?
lots of stuff that tastes good without meat in it and it's all
i DID wet
myself with excitement. What are you going to do to me? - SiNiSTaR
nothing.. i'm just gonna watch
please add to your list of people who suck, "people who sit
on the bus and play every single song on their fucking mobile
phones over and over again until you want to force feed them the
phone and kick them in the head until it falls off!"? Those
people REALLY piss me off. - Fish
damn that sounds very annoying... i'll add that to the my.theinsanedomain.com
when it goes online
do you also
believe that the saying "Good morning" is an oxymoron
(i.e. a contradiction)? - Fish
i say that the saying is annoying and i don't say that to anyone
Do you think
it would be a good idea to allow Chihuahuas administer the lethal
injection? Mr H
it's not a good idea to let those things out of soundproof rooms
at all so i don't have to hear them yap
do you like
sabby?you know sabby hes that german wrestler who sing constantly
and spends all day on the computer?God...he pisses me off...
no idea what you're yapping on about but then again i don't think
you do either
ARE WARM AND CUDDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO GO HUG A PINK BUNNY!!!!!!!
shut up you're not even mildly amusing
Do you have
a cock? I don't my mother refuses to buy one. She says all it
will do is rape the chickens.
i have a tail and you should put it in your mouth so i don't have
to hear you speak
or anyone you know been beaten like a pinata?when where and how?
no i haven't that i'm aware of... i've heard of some beatings
but never witnessed one
Do you dance
with catterpillars? You fucking homo prick ill slit you throat!!!
no but one time while camping they fell from the trees onto my
Do you like
heavy metal,Metallica or Slayer or Megadeth or Iron Maiden or
yes some of it depending on your classification of what heavy
metal is... metallica before the sellout bullshit... megadeth
was ok for awhile... bruce bothers me so no... and no
douche with turkey basters? -Butter Lumpkins
probably so think of that next thanksgiving when you go to your
parents for turkey dinner