Sept 7/03 I am sockmonkey_bobo
how tall are you? How come on the questionnaire
results my name got cut off so it says FartMonk? I couldn't have
spelled it wrong three times..What's up with that? FartMonk(ey) Wow! I got 4 Read
heads, 2 for the what ifs and 2 for the questionaires for the
August month alone... has anyone got red heads for all their what
ifs and questionaires in one month alone? Plus... when are you
guys going to organise a flash mob for theinsanedomain? - DZ what's the first
thing you'll gonna do if you have a new toilet bowl? leigh my sister's pregnant
and we're all happy but everytime she comes to the house and have
her morning sickness there it sucks....questions is, how come
morning sickness lasts till the afternoon? leigh How come you never
explain to people that it's $15CA and not $15US because that's
like £3 in Britain for 3 months or something ridiculous? You ought
to offer up price listings. Why don't you do that? How helpful
am I being lately? - Mzebonga Why is it that when
the Americans make a joke about Canada, we take it with a grain
of salt...but, when Canadians make a joke about the States, they
start belly aching? McDiablo Why was my stupid
neighbour yelling earlier? Was she even yelling at anyone or just
talking to herself really loudly? McDiablo Will I like learning
about Geography? McDiablo why is the crime
rate in canada so low when u guys own just as many guns as we
do, watch all the same violent movies that we do and the weather's
colder in your country which would generally piss me off and make
me want to commit more crimes? - Bill Clinton What is the origin
of the phrase 'fo shizzle my nizzle' ? Is it a derivative of 'fo
sheazy my neazy' and if so whats a neazy?? - SnoopDizzleDeazy What is the city
in the title banner? Did one of you guy take the photo? Have you seen Donnie
Darko? What did you think of it? - Bill Clinton In your opinion,
is it sexy for a guy to grow his hair long? have you ever heard
"country death song" by the violent femms? if not you
should its a good song--db"_" Sept 10/03 What do you think
the meaning of Donnie Darko was? Yeah I thought Donnie
Darko was awesom even though i didn't really understand it. Anyways,
what are your favorite movies? - Bill Clinton Welcome to my question
DC! I will keep this somewhat brief so as not to infuriate you...
Why am I still lonely if myself knows that all attempts to make
make friendly gestures and comments to people in a pursuing minded
fashion will only lead to failure? Why does the world hate me
even though I give them nothing but joy, humor, and quiz answers?
And why can’t I get those repeating things out of my head, even
though they bother me all the time?!? -Fëa why do girls
suck -numba1pimp Do you think
David Letterman played the greatest villain ever when he was selling
your kind as property like pets? Or slaves?!? in that documentary
on cabin-boys...? --G.Rasputin Why are people in
movies and other forms of media who are shot or otherwise fataly
wounded just sitting there and making sappy comments instead of
having sex?--G.Rasputin they're lazy... you'd be lazy if you were shot... you'd be all 'damnit... now i'm SHOT... if they think i'm getting up and doing shit well they'll just have to do it themselves... SHOT... can you believe it?' do you want to help
conquer the world with me and my pygmy hippo? -sexy leXXXy
Miss Roger's Sweater
is taking seven courses this semester. How long will it be before
she loses her mind? McDiablo My Geography class
is rather dull. What can I do to entertain myself? McDiablo I don't know what
I want to be when I grow up. Do you have any suggestions? McDiablo are you a single
sockmonkey?
oooppps...soorrryyy
about the pregy thing...i forgot about you sterilization campaign...anyway...have
you seen a sock monkey in any movie before? leigh How can I make Empriss
Nikon love me? - Mzebonga hi dc i like your
name!!! Well okay here is my pathetic question do u think it is
fair for my bf to break up with me b/c i have my friend scotts
pic in my locker??? Sept 14/03 Paying to join my
tid just isn't an option. How will I pass the time? Will you put
me out of my misery? FartMonkey yeah, but come on
$15 bucks... every 3 months? If it was like a one off or perhaps
yearly payment then i'd probably go for it, but unless u you can
guarantee a web cam and at least some degree of nudity a think
$15 bucks a quarter is a bit rich. - unemployed. didja miss me cuz
i missed you.. *waves sack of money in front of you* - SiNiSTaR are you related to
stevie wonder..? - SiNiSTaR ever played worms
armageddon? - SiNiSTaR Is she bi or lesbian?
FartMonkey Has a turtle ever
come up to you and asked for a raise? FartMonkey Where do these crapspammers
keep getting my email? I haven't signed up for anything new lately...*numerous
profanities* FartMonkey Don't forget to put
your nickname at the end of your question, you say? Well what
if FartMonkey is my REAL name? Can I still put it? FartMonkey On a scale of 1-10,
10 being the most, how hard would you laugh at JCP if she woke
up and her face was painted purple and it wouldn't come off? FartMonkey My guitar is an Epiphone
so there's this big E on it. We've decided to name it Egbert.
Do you see anything wrong with this? FartMonkey How come our art
teacher makes us rate our own work and write what grade we think
we deserve? I mean my work is ok but I don't want to be one of
those pompous farts and say "Oh yeah I totally rock and I'm
sooo better than all of you and I deserve an A+++++"...if
I write that I deserve an F, will she give me one? FartMonkey They said they needed
some duct tape to repair a bag. I wondered what was taking so
long. When I got my duct tape back, it was about half as thick
as it was before. Then I saw them with elaborate duct tape decorations
on their pants. I'm totally in favor of pantal duct tape decorations,
but why can't they get their own duct tape to do it with? Is revenge
in order here? FartMonkey When you are unconstipated
and are functioning normally, are you supposed to not have any
crap inside you until you eat, then that turns to crap, and then
you crap that all out so there is once again nothing? Or is there
some in there at all times? The Undisputed Turd King So, the cold seasons
are upon us once again. What should I do to survive the next nine
months or so seeing that I'm one of the coldest people on the
planet? McDiablo What was your favourite
book when you were younger? McDiablo Why must people freak
out over violent video games? McDiablo Sept 17/03 Do you know of anyone
who gets up and puts on "Saving Private Ryan"? Apparently,
my younger brother is one of these people. McDiablo I feel like dunking
my head in cold water to wake up. Should I? McDiablo Done anything rebellious
lately? McDiablo There's this girl
who looks a bit like Empriss Nikon where I work... Trouble is,
she doesn't fall for my manly charms. Given that I am unused to
women who do not fall at my feet and beg me to fornicate with
them, how should I go about convincing her to "jump my bones"?
- Mzebonga what or who did you
most recently call a son of a bitch? If a person is insane,
do they exist? Is abortion murder?
-Ferretchick You should make cat
porn, it might be entertaining. How bout it DC? -Ferretchick Do sun glasses make
people more intimidating? I mean you can never see their eyes
so you never know if they're staring at you or what. -Ferretchick People say something
smells like a bed of roses. Have they ever smelled a bed of roses?
Is it a bed made of roses or a flower bed or something else? Do
they even have a clue? -Ferretchick What if you didn't
have to breathe in order to survive, would you breathe to fit
in or laugh at others who have to breathe? -Ferretchick What if you were
trapped in a room with no doors or windows, just numerous clocks
all ticking...But the ticking wasn't even on time so it was just
annoying little ticktickticks with no time in between each one?
-Ferretchick How come it seems
like whores from the 1800s never got pregnant? They didn't have
condoms, it seems rather strange... - Ferretchick How come the lady
teaching the sewing class was so incredibly boring that she rambled
for 2 hours about which fabrics would get stuck in different machines?
-Ferretchick Why do i find "Hardcore
Punk Rawk Day" to be an utterly useless day where punk people
get discounts off of things because they're ''dressed up'' and
showing "spirit" when they always dress like that? -shatteredglasses where dose acid rain
exisit around the world I was suprised to
see that whilst you included Jackie Brown in the movies list you
left out Pulp Fiction, any particular reason for this? - Bill
Clinton Damn JCP is pretty
hot, any chance that she'd leave her husband and go out with me??
Is that other guy in the sock monkey t-shirt section her huby?
If he is could you please tell her that I'm way better looking
than that dude, ergo, she should dump him and go out with me.
- Ali-G. So when someone is
being a bitch about having plans canceled because of an emergency,
do they or do they not deserve to have flaming poo left on their
doorstep? ...Oopa Are you a fan of
Disney animated films? If so, who is your favourite character?
McDiablo Why do milkshakes
make me throw up after I consume them? McDiablo So, uh, my mom has
decided to turn on the television which is located behind me.
She is going to watch "Canadian Idol". What should I
do? WHAT SHOULD I DO??!! McDiablo Have you ever personally
met a fangirl (in any fandom)? I have and I think there should
be a set hunting season, or at least some anti-pschotic drugs
for those chicks. It's like they're permanently trippen. ...Oopa my studid gay homosexual
lover Barry keeps hogging my dildo, what should I do? - Brad I caught my son jacking
off to gay porn but he swears he isnt gay and that dicks just
turn him on. Is he lying to me?
Would you agree that
The Simpsons is the greatest show in television history. My stupid
friend says that Seinfield is the greatest show ever and my other
even stupider friend says that Friends is the greatest show ever.
Should i dump these people or simply try to look past their stupidity?
Oh and heres a second question which is kind of related as it
came out of the same arguement - Does liking the simpsons make
me a nerd? Its not like i collect any simpsons stuff, i dont even
have any simpsons video's or DVD's i just think its a funny show
thats been consistently funny for 10 years - how does this make
me a nerd? Heaps of cool people like the simpsons, dont they??-
Bob Dole Have you got a MATCH
for me? hey, how are ya?!
do you like horror movies? what do you think of those people who
watch horror movies then cover their eyes everytime it gets really
scary? leigh i think this is the
longest day of my life...its good to have a new job but completing
all the reqiurements is very hateful...dont you just hate going
back and forth...back and forth...back and forth...up and down...up
and down...why cant they just be in one area so it'll be easier
for everybody!!! anyway, are you employed? what do you do? how
many jobs have you had? leigh need help: for like
a week now everytime i pass this particular road on my way to
the office, there's this lonely pylon which always catch my attention...never
a day pass that i never notice it...i feel like i'm drawn to it...its
like it wants me to look at it and i'm damn itching to get it...there's
just one problem though...i dont want trouble...there's a gov't
notice everywhere saying that "a mere possession of road
signs, etc is punishable by law"...what should i do? what
would you do if you see a lonely pylon on the road? leigh Wanna write my english
paper for me? FartMonkey I don't get it. The
avoid me online...but then talk to me in person? Wtf? This is
all just part of their plan, isn't it? FartMonkey Are sockmonkey days
longer than human days? Why say that the questions will be answered
every 2 to 3 days when they clearly never are? Why not just be
honest and change the thing and say that "questions will
be answered every 4 - 5 - 6 days or whenever I feel like answering
peoples pathetic lame questions." at least then we would
respect you for being honest. Mr Burns, your campaign
seems to have the momentum of a runaway steem train. Why are you
so popular? Sept 22/03 I saw The Osbournes
cat get rape by their dog! Horrible! we must kill that dog immediatly.
Has this been reported to the CATS? How much did you
pay her? What did you get for that investment? How long did it
last? - Mzebonga why, oh WHYYY are
cats going to invade the planet? I mean, i'm freaking out in my
sad little batman postered walls cryiong, trying to levitate whilst
writing this letter. WHY?? what did we dio to them? I'm sure my
cat loves me cos it always gets sexually aroused whenn it rubs
against me so why would they hatch an evil plot? Did u get this
idea from cats and dogs sorry about the multiple questions but
i HAVE to know and who is the leader cat evil dictator???????? Have you ever thought
of ol' FartMonkey when not answering my questions? FartMonkey I can't feel my face.
I think there really WAS no cavity. I think he just wanted some
cash so he strapped me into the chair and injected strange chemicals
into my gums. The voices are back! What did he inject into me?
FartMonkey Will you pretend
to be a chip and dale at my 18th borthday party!?- pinkepiphany What happened? I
came here yesterday and it was like it has been and I came today
and it was different. I like it tho it looks good. YAY! I dont
think I have ever taken the time to say thanks to you DC, or to
JCP and Ver for the work on this site. Good Job you guys...Did
that sound sincere or like I was kissing ass?---monkeeskittles Is tailgating a symptom
of repressed homosexuality? If so, how does one encourage others
to open and up and go find an actual ass to ride? Enfante Terrible Do you have any sympathy
for men who whine about not wanting to use condoms? I don't but,
I wondered if you would offer them any intelligent defense. Enfante
Terrible Do you think that
guys who jack off and sell their spooge to vain, middle class
assholes, that are so desparate to make new babies rather than
just adopt (if they must) spare babies that already exist, are
culpable accessories to the crime of mindless breeding? I am hoping
this doesn't count as a forbidden "baby question" as
it is actually about breeders and my campaign to stop them. Thank
you. Enfante Terrible Disney will soon
stop doing 2d animated movies because they believe the money is
in 3d. I think since more than half of their ideas are shit to
begin with it won't matter what format the movie comes out it.
I like 2d animation, but if you're going to put out a movie about
cows how can you expect anything more than failure? ..Oopa Have you ever walked
in on a group discussin blow jobs? ...Oopa I entirely made in
the USA, can a sock monkey run for president? ... Oopa "No Fido! NO!
That's a discus not a frisbee!" Have you ever competed in
the throwing events for track and field? ..Oopa Do you have female
friends that regularly say things like, "That sucks my bum
hole." and "Fuck me up the asshole."? ..Oopa I once knew a boyscout
who owned a solar-powered flashlight. Have you ever bought powdered
water? ...Oopa Would you get irritated
if someone told you to look for a boy/girlfriend for them and
you don't have one for yourself?T.P. DC....why does everyone
generalize supid people as assholes? I take offense to that...
I've been called an asshole my whole life, but I am not a moron
like at least 85 percent of the people on this planet.. I think
that just because people are morons doesn't make them assholes..
Your thoughts on the subject would be most appreciated......Harbinger Where should my friend
get a piercing? Any suggestions? She isn't sure where. (no, 'down
there' is not an option!) Where did all the
food in my house go? McDiablo My mom has a thing
against tattoos. I mean, I'm not going to get one because the
thought of being poked multiple times with a needle doesn't thrill
me, but what is her problem? McDiablo Do you like Kool-Aid?
If so, what flavour is your favourite? McDiablo What gives with the
new page layout? It sucks! The old one was way better. Does this
have something to do with the cats? Mzebonga So wait, let me get
this straight, there is no MEOW MIX?! -Ferretchick Do you think we start
dying right after we're born or right after the sperm meets the
egg? -Ferretchick i've noticed that
people go into relationships and stay in them til they realize
the other person sucks. Are all relationshiips doomed to be like
that? -Ferretchick Is rain a conspiracy
against nature made by the government? -Ferretchick DC, why do I like
this freshman? I really don't know, is it the younger man appeal?
-Ferretchick im going to die..*gasps
for breath* they tricked me DC...my mommy lied...she made me eat
meat without realizing it until i was half way done and i was
like hey, this tastes funny...the she told me...should i kill
her, make her beg for forgiveness, or shove bologna down her throat
for 53 days, 18 hours, 33 minutes and 15 seconds? so, i went to a party
last night and there was an ass orgy......it ws weird, everyone
started grabbing everybody elses asses...............would YOU
join in an ass orgy..??????it was fun :::) irish psycho how come ppl say
that no one is perfect and the bible says we are made in the image
of god. Isnt god perfect, which means that if he is perfect then
we as the image of him should be perfect? Am i right? i'm positive i won't
win the good question award, but what would it take for me to
win it short of self desecrating sexual favors? What if 42 really
is the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything? frolic is
a funny word Sept 25/03 When is it bad to
procrastinate--or is it ever a bad thing to do? McDiablo Why do people think
that three bathroom stalls are enough in the woman's washrooms?
McDiablo Where in Canada do
you want to visit? McDiablo Why do people think
I am insane? I mean honestly, it's not like I talk to myself or
shout at random words like "cabbage!"... much. -frolic
is a funny word I agree with you
DC, I think JCP can do better... But I don't want her to hurt
me, so you tell her. OKay? - Mzebonga What is up with the
weather out here in B.C.? I mean, I wake up, look out my window
and see a big, black cloud approaching, so I think, 'Ok, looks
like pants weather'. I put on some pants and two layers of shirts
.... and the sun comes out. Should I maybe watch the weather on
the news more often or what? McDiablo Do people on my online
class post their assignments in the nude? Miss Roger's Sweater
was joking about it, but I'm starting to wonder. McDiablo How long does it
take you to digest liquids? McDiablo I was thinking about
your insane decorating tips for a long time. The other day I was
bored so I said You know what? I'm going to hang those socks from
my ceiling. I recieved no response, probably because nobody else
was there. So I tacked a bunch of socks to the ceiling and named
them all. Bernie, Charlies, Agnes..that one in the corner hasn't
earned a name yet..we'll have to decide his fate at a later point.
I also tacked my converse to the ceiling. I think mommy is worried.
What do you think? FartMonkey do you like cheese?
david Why is it called
a phillips screw driver? Phillip doesn't own it, its my damn screw
driver!!--TL34 Why can't people
understand that I dislike this whole "calling" thing,
phones frighten me. Is there any way to make this more obvious
aside from telling them whenever they ask me to call? -Ferretchick Why do i find sheep
so amusing? -Ferretchick Do you beleve in
time travel what is the word
for not liking someone but with not hating them...?because i feel
that for you man..harshhhh harshhlllyyy..i do
not like you but nor do i despies you..but hey you can regain
my likeness 4 you by answering this with a nice shiny green monster
head by the side.Where has the flowers gone?beneath the willow
tree?or lost in the streams?oh where oh where ..have they gone?-pleaseytakey ive just thought
about you and your life and i wonder....this website...if you
wernt doing this right now .i mean at this exact moment as you
read these "questions"...what would u be doing instead
or has this become like a partner to you and you cant imagine
your life without it?(i wont recommend saying yes to that, people
will pity then laugh at you, well one person will)anyways i have
thoughts and i want answers SO GIMME! -Pleaseytakey(i still do
not have an liking for you,but dont let that affect your answers
or decision in answering these) ...you could create a new person
to fall for that little scam 5$ club of yours.... Why will my cd player
only play one of my cd's (avril lavigne) without having to make
those spinny whirring noises for about 8 minutes first? And when
it makes those noises what's going on in there? FartMonkey Got any ideas on
how to attempt to humiliate the pompous oaf who's convinced that
I'm in love with him? FartMonkey I gave the vending
machine money. It made me think the bag was going to fall, but
instead it "accidentally" snagged on the coil and got
stuck there. So I said fine, I'll have to buy another bag to get
the first one. So I put more money in. The first one fell out
and the second one snagged. I got frustrated because I had no
more money and I couldn't smash the metal cage open and get my
money back because the security trolls were behind me. How shall
I get my revenge? FartMonkey Why must we like
him? Why do his friends swear at us? FartMonkey How many hours/minutes
a week do you spend answering these questions, on average? ...Oopa I really like sock
monkeys although I've never made one. Walmart sells a $9.87 kit
to make one but to me that's cheating. Where can I get my hands
on a cheap pair of those old grey and red socks? My grandma make
me a monkey sock when I was very little. I wish I still had the
monkey sock...I mean....sockmonkey.I want to make a fancy one
with sequins and feathers and such since I have those supplies
on hand. Would you like a picture of it if I ever make one?
Yours Truly' GG p.s. I really like
Curious George too. I wonder what his voice would sound like if
he ever spoke. What if he had a real deep voice!!? That would
be funny I think! IM NOT CREATIVE,I
SURE WISH I WAS ...LATLEY IVE BEEN SELF DOUBTING MYSELF!hmm..sry
about that, i guess i just got another person to not like me..wah..
I have no talents..?im lonley..lifes going so slow..i have to
keep going..i really cant handle it anymre, i have no were to
go.(tear) what will it take
to win your first born in a bet?...like if the leafs will win
the stanley cup this season...I can have the first born?-KillingJoy Reproductin isnt
all that bad...you can create a humanin your picture!but not by
the things you say..but the things you surround it with!or in
your case you can create a sock monkey!ooo!Just reveiw your own
childhood... things that marked patterns in your life and things
you wish you were exposed to and what was off balance...you'll
change your mind about things believe me!you can do good... if
you dont screw up, you could create a little charlie manson, whatever
you want:)YAH!- Im so Torn,Why has my brain left me? Sept 28/03 What if you had TWO
tails? Could you sew another tail onto your existing butt? Or
maybe like five? Think of it...FartMonkey Wouldn't it be cool
if I could just kinda space out until tomorrow? Or maybe even
tonight? Cuz I have to finish writing this cursed english paper
now, and it's gonna be boring as all get out. Speaking of which,
what does "all get out" mean, anyway? FartMonkey Why does the word
bulbous make me laugh? frolic Why are there so
many names for toilets? e.g bathroom, restroom, john, loo, wc,
bog, little boys/girls room, le pissoir etc and why do people
think girls always need to go to the toilet in pairs? frolic pleasyTakey has read
your answer and um...im unimpressed, do you mean to entartain
or create relationships?not that i ask one from you, im words
without feeling... i think im gona study you. I'm doing awful in
school this year. What's responsible for my sudden stupidity?
-Ferretchick If I were to die
or suddenly leave everyone, would they miss me? I highly doubt
it as I have never contributed anything good. Bad things yes...-Ferretchick His hair is all funny
and wooshy, perhaps I should touch it? Or would that octopus come
out and try to kill me again? -Ferretchick Why do they always
run away from me? -Ferretchick I'm researching a
presentation about this serial killer pyscho dude Ed Gein. Do
you know anything about him?can you write my presentation about
Ed Gein for me ? So, my friends and
I thought it'd be fun to go through a corn maze at night. It was
enjoyable...except we didn't find our way through! We got as far
as the second marker, wandered around for half an hour and could
not find the third. We decided (after finding the forth one) that
we would head back out the way we came. On our way back, we found
the third marker. What...the...HELL? McDiablo After reading what
I went through in the previous question, how much did my friends
and I deserve a Slurpee??? McDiablo My sister seemed
very amazed that I burned two CDs. I guess she was unaware that
I did. Or did she think I didn't know how to burn them? McDiablo Did you miss me?
Or did you even notice that I was gone? --EP sorry ive been gone
for a while but i was off fighting the good war over in france.
i was parachuting in to the western front when a strong wind carried
me off course about 8 miles (or was it kilometers? idont know.
damn metric system!) anyways i ended up landing in the grape orchid
of a french farmer. he knew a little english and was very hospitible,
he gave me civilian clothing and a bed for the night. in the mornig
he came to wake me, he told me to countinue to rest while he saw
to food, drink, and a bath for me, and one more thing "the
needs of a man" i wasnt sure about the last thing but he
seemed trustworthy. he came for me around noon he took me to the
household kittchen where i met his wife and his wife's lovly sister
annet. we then preceeded to eat lunch.after lunch was done i properly
thanked them, he said there was no need for such formalitys he
then instructed me to follow annet for she will prepare my bath.
i followed annet to the bathroom where, as i sat in the corner,
she set the bath the whole time coyly smiling at me. when the
bath was ready she then began to unbutton her blouse. what happened
after that i will keep to myself for i am a gentelman.when we
returned to the kittchen i explained to the farmer and his wife
my honest intentions to marry annet, they, including annet, then
began to laugh at me for 3 minutes after wich he said " no
need, we are french." im still confused about that whole
episode.oh well. so did you ever hear "country death song"?did
you like it? " what is your name? what is your quest? what
is the average speed of a swallow?"--db"_" DC, How much monkey
poo could a sock monkey chuck if a sock monkey could chuck monkey
poo?--TL34 Oct 1/03 Will Peter Pan ever
really grow up? -- Smee fuck intelectuall
property man! why do some people take other 'superiorpeople' 'superior'
quotes and gives fuckin-tremendous credit to those 'superiorpeople'
when infact i just said the same thing right out of my brain first!!!
(last week to be precise!) -deserv5 am i being stupid
just coz i'm an attention seeker? if so, can i plead insanity
if i were to pulp/rape someone for no reason? ( logic:stupid=cant
think=maddog insane) -deserv5 u look cool in that
shades DC! must be feeling smug right now and always coz alot
of people GIVING THEIR FUCKING WORTHLESS ATTENTION AT YOU! dammit...
cant you ever stop smiling like that? if you do, can i take over
your place? -deserv5 DAMMIT DC STOP SMILING
AT METHATWAY !YOU MAKING FUN AT ME ARENT YA?!! dammit... -deserv5 Where did my brain
cells go? McDiablo If all the bands
I like now decide to tour in 30 years, will they charge a lot
of money for tickets? My mom is having this problem right now.
McDiablo Do you like pretzels?
McDiablo Have I asked this
before? - Mzebonga After parting with
someone on even slightly bad terms, isn't it great to say "If
I turned up dead tomorrow, you'd feel just a little bit worse"?
I mean even though nobody gives a flyin crap about me, its funny
to say though, right? FartMonkey What do you think
the dumbest method of suicide would be? FartMonkey What do you think
of people who shave their arms? How about guys who have really
bad unibrows so they shave it off or ..whatever they do about
it? FartMonkey I'm feeling unloved.
Here's a shiny quarter! Will you be my fffffrrrrriiiieeeennnndddd?
FartMonkey If Al Gore invented
the internet, did he also invent the wheel? FartMonkey What else could I
stick up on my ceiling? The socks are cool but some other stuff
would be cooler yet..I keep forgetting to take a picture...do
you really want a picture or are you just messing with my head?
FartMonkey why is it that the
guy who wrote the check and forgot his id is always in front of
me in line? do you think porn
is the new national pasttime...or is it online chat?
How many pills do
I gotta take to die? FartMonkey How many of my questionairre/whatif
answers will get good awards? How many will get monkey butts?
FartMonkey I'll make this short
and sweet: You want in on my mass production and sales of dartboards
featuring madonna kissing britney? For no apparent reason, I feel
that you are entitled to at least 20%. FartMonkey It's OCTOBER and
it's still 105 degrees here. Why? FartMonkey So...do you enjoy
being beaten into submission? FartMonkey |
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Hello
DC, I've been pondering this question alot lately and as of yet
I have come up with no plausible answer so yet again I come to
you. Would you be so kind as to help me figure out what is the
true purpose of underwear? Honestly, we have pants and shorts
so why do we need underwear? It's practicality is limited and
so far I've only come up with an idea that perhaps it's just for
facetious value. It seems like a pointless layer of clothing if
you boil it all down. Sure, some would say that perhaps menstruating
women need it for their sanitary pads but that's just nasty. That's
what tampons were created for after all, any alternative and you're
sitting in your own filth - much like baths (but that's a whole
other story). So now that I've provided my insight, what's your
take on the reasoning behind wearing underwear? - Kitten
15
bucks!! you gotta be kidding me, why should we pay for the same
things that we can get free at 2 million other places on the net?
- Umemployed