Jesus is the son of God, but was born from mary and is therfore
mary's son too, and mary was married wouldn't that make God an
adulterer? Also i do not believe that virgin mary God may be God
but i doubt jesus was a test tube baby.
It would make Mary the adulterer, as she is the one
who is married... (at least that's how it works in my books).
The term virgin back then was used to indicate a woman that didn't
have kids in the first year of her marriage, so the husband could
nullify the marriage and choose a new mate to produce kids. (damn
breeders) There was all sorts of shows etc about this..
you should try looking for them or get a book about it (besides
the bible). The test tube theory sounds good, but it would
have to be done in a clay pot instead of a tube. The other
thing of course, is that you have to believe the whole thing literally...
which is just silly.
celebrities get their drugs?
from celebrity drug dealers... and rap stars.
What would cost a normal person 20 bucks, costs the celebrity
500, so for once, the common person wins out.
My gf has
this guy pressuring her for sex. She wants to take the guy and
tie him up in a chair facing the bed and make him watch us have
sex just to show him what he can't have. Should we do this?
No, as he might enjoy the whole thing and beg to always
be tied up and watching. I would suggest that she kick him
in the ass so hard he spits out his pants... or get a restraining
order. If all else fails, get some chick he hates
to do the same thing to him.
am a little freak, drowning in a world of overused and ill-contrived
media and material idolatry. All I want is a cheeseburger and
to nourish my inner-sockmonkey. Help me! What can I do?? -Daisy
Well, dead cow isn't the way to nourish anything, much
less your inner-sockmonkey. Sock monkeys don't eat meat...
so feed your inner sock monkey lots of fruits and juices.
Also, take them out for a swing in the trees, as they love to
frolic there instead of watching tv. Go out, and have some
fun like a good little sock monkey.
Ren and Stimpy on ne more, that was a quality show!
it's on over here in canada... on the teletoon network...
maybe you should buy tapes of the show?
hurts, any suggestions?
get off her tail... and give her some catnip
help....im addicted to Boullion Cubes...it's a horrible disorder,
i just can't resisst the sweet salty brothy taste of them...oh
god please help me
ewwww.... i think that you should lock yourself in
a bathroom with nothing but cheerios and toilet paper until the
craving goes away.
my ass hairy?
because your dads is... and genetics rule.
strangers come up to me and start rubing my nipples. How can i
tell them to stop, with out being rude? love Rebecca
Print up a t-shirt that says it... that way you don't
have to say anything.
the first calander? and why is it the way it is?
i can't remember who made the first calendar... probably
the chinese or something. But instead of me making up my usual
is a link that helps.
lot of people ask you questions, but who do you go to ask a question.and
are you proud of your "free thinking" abilty?--db"_"
I simply pretend to be someone else and write myself.
Then, when I'm in a different mood, I answer the question.
Yes, I am proud of my free-thinking ability.... i bought it off
the crazy man downtown who always wears the purple hat with the
myself. what should i do now?
I highly recommend sticking around and haunting a few
people. There is a show i'm watching that is trying
to record ghost-speak... so try finding them and telling them
"the insane domain.com... insanity..."
do you resent and insult the americans?, we actually dont hate
you canadians, and we really don't make fun of you or well..care
about you at all (face it, you're dull), you just think we hate
you and therefore insult us, sure we did the southpark thing with
terrance and phillip..but hell, we accepted tom green when you
could no longer stand him, of course we did give him back, and
sent that fucked up drew barrymore with him, but anyway, our government
is going downhill, true, ANYONE could run for office, but like
you said, you didn't give a shit anyway and as i scan through
the pages of these questions i see various claims of what scum
we are, we are no better than you are, and not all of the americans
are the same!!! you're stooping to exact same low that you say
we're at everytime you rant us!!! i'm personally offended because
i don't fit into any of the stereotypes you have come up with
for "all americans" i am not closeminded, i am not self
centered, and damnit im not white trash!! or any trash for that
matter!! so when you try to answer this with some sort of rambling,
remember, you yourself claim over and over you see everyone as
equal, but you constantly bitch about the americans, bit of a
hypocrite there aren't we?
if you had numbered your questions it would have made
it easier... but that's ok cuz you're american. I resent
and insult all people. Tom green and drew are awesome...
so thanks for sending them back and south park rocks. You
see, on this site we make fun of many different people.
We have a whole section on people
who suck... you may want to see if you appear anywhere else
on the list. If you don't fit the stereotype, then good
for you, you can carry on with your life and not give a shit what
a sock monkey thinks of you. In fact, I don't think you're
american at all, but an alien pretending to be an american.
If you are indeed an alien, i would like to see any photographs
that you may have of the rest of the universe.
boom boom time become so fun? --d`b "_"
when wasn't it? I mean boom is okay... but without
the second boom, fun can not ensue!
asked two questions dumbass, can't you count to 2? oh im sorry
you're canadian what an immature little shit you are, you're what
23 and you have this whole sockmonkey bit going on, grow up
after 1 it all gets fuzzy... and gee... you didn't
turn out to be an asshole american at all!!! i'm sure glad
you decided to show all of us that you americans can be light
hearted and have fun too... i think you should be held up as an
example of kindness to everyone! thanks for coming out though,
and i think your brittney spears concert is on tv... you don't
want to miss that.
amerikan... well, i live ni in amerika, does that make me american??--Laser-Monkey
no silly, you are sockmonkian... just like all us insane
sock monkeys are!
Am i the
only person in the world? is everyone else programmed to do what
they do and i am the only one that thinks for myself? When i look
away does everything stop?, but when i look back it keeps going
from a different point in time?. Why am i asking this when i know
your programmed to reply in the way you were programmed to? People
say they think the same, but i know they are programed to so i
don't seem so strange. Finally, why won't they let me outside
of this padded room? and why are people scared of me?
No, I'm here too. No, you are all programmed
to serve ME. Yes, it does... its like the truman show...
everyone has their parts. I am the creator of this little
reality, so it is you that doesn't really exist. The padded
room is the best place for you... its all comfy in there and no
one is scared of you... its all in your head... or mine... since
you don't exist...
stupid person in the world, is there always a group to go with
yes, always.... and usually a pop album too.
there was chesse right?
yes, and believe me, i was as shocked as you were.
a computer made up of 1's and 0's who ever came up with binary
numbers should be shot. are u going to help us?
well they would have used 2s and 3s, but some of the
programmers thought that 3 was an unlucky number. And no,
I'm not going to help you, maybe next time though.
noticed how a lot of chicks seem to think they're cats or something?
Its like a bitch gets pissed, HISS!!! shes all over you like white
on rice, then they think its funny and blame you when you get
pissed and call them a bitch, wierd isn't it....... TSOS
have you ever considered that maybe you're just meeting
the wrong chicks? or that maybe you're incompatible with other
humans? its nothing to be ashamed of... but you will have
to live in the woods away from everyone else. Just make
sure you get the internet... and every once in awhile go into
the nearest town and kill a few sheep.
put that birthday message back on? its someones birthday soon,
that i don't like.
P.S. Sockmonkeys rock, and i just hope that when i
am 23 i am still as immature then as i am now
well it is still under articles... here's the link. Damn
straight sock monkeys rock and because of your immaturity... you
are welcome to come back to this site any time you want!
chucky lee a midget?
who the hell is chucky lee??? anyways... maybe he wanted
to be a midget... did you ever think of that?
Rape his elves?
Yes, that is where all those cabbage patch kids come
lee a midget?
only on fridays.
very mean, he is putting my kind to work. It's horrible I tell
you. Elves are not really eleves, but short asians who have been
abducted from china and forced into manual labor. He has made
a super hybrid of strong psychotic sucidal eleves who like shiny
objects and pick up things that other people drop. Shuold I kill
santa he's a bastard and deserves to die because he has captured
many of my kind. Due to the fact that my race is nearly extinct
should I have vengeance upon that bastard?
Yes you should. Be sure to invite the reindeer
on your killing rampage, as they can fly, but most importantly
they despise Santa and his stupid sleigh.
sock monkey is cool, but I think you should post the newer questions
on the top, its more convenient that way.
well this way should be even easier for you people...
and my mother made me that sock monkey.
are stoopid then what is george bush for?
he is the living embodiment of stupidity.
when a cook at a resturant tells you to go get screwed because
you complain about your food?
well i certainly wouldn't demand any food... unless
you like the taste of urine. I'd get out, and then later
that night fling eggs at his windows.
get pregnant before she got married? like come on here, shes not
an adultrice, shes more of a slut, but not a sockmonkey because
she wasnt as sexy
i don't know... i know she had other kids... and she's
more of a celestial slut... unless she had sex with an alien.
Then she's a galactic floozie. So you're right, she is no
ask me when i'm gonna grow up. I tell them i am grown up. Fuck
them.... wait, a question... um ok, Fuck them*?*--Laser-Monkey,
Rat Shaped Jester of Red Phosphorus, and Potassium Chloride (
i love being a pyro, i get to confuse people with these big chemical
Hmmm... after much thought and deliberation... I'm
going to go with Yes, fuck them. Thanks for the question.
I do when my office mate hears voices?
play along... until YOU hear the voices. Then
run away with them and start a voice farm.
been chosen yet??
twice, but I wasn't home.
given yourself the good question award? and by any chance was
that man cheech marlin?ever hear "ear ach my eye"?that
is one awsom song.--db"_"
no i haven't... i haven't had a good enough question.
exist to replace us. Don't you think? ~P.N.
damn straight they do, but the people training them
all are fuckups. Plus, how come kids get all the best toys?
What's wrong with playing lego? nothing... that's what.
I was a
weird kid in high school. I would always talk about goats and
nachos and sporks. I would always carry a spork with me at all
times. The uses of this device were numerous. My group of friends
were very supportive and would always ask for spare sporks, and
I'd hook them up. Things were not tranquil forever. There
was one, a drama fag named Wade Izatt, who would stand to oppose
me. He stood for the things I despised. He was an overachiever,
the preppy girls loved him. His sense of humor could be likened
to Bob Sagat, and yet he had fans. So we did battle. In
childish and juvenile ways, we took each other to the limits.
He would break my sporks at any given oppotunity, and mock me.
So one day he brought yogurt to eat for lunch. As he stepped away
I stole his plastic spoon, and destroyed it, and returned to my
seat with ninja like agility. As he continued with his lunch,
he got to his yogurt and opened it. Then he looked around, and
said "hey where's my spoon?" I then walked by and said
"Gee, wouldn't it be nice if you had one of THESE?"
and busted out a spork. He was pissed. He grabbed
his Dr Pepper and shook it so as to get it all over my backpack.
This, I decided, was uncool. But now was not the time to act.
Later that week, there was another encounter in band class. I
played saxophone, and he played trumpet, and thusly he was behind
me. He began to ridicule me and my friend with Sagat quality insult,
and I retorted as best I could. Eventually the words became more
harsh, and at the end of class, battle begun. I quickly reached
for a spork. He made an assinine comment, reached for the spork,
stole it, destroyed it. I then reached into my coat and grabbed
another and before he could react I struck. Deep into his shoulder
with the three white prongs. And back out again. His skin turned
red. I had drawn blood. He yelled "you dickhead!". But
it had no effect. I exited the room. It was over. I had won.
isn't this a great story?
yes it is. where do i get a bloody spork... my
birthday is coming up and I've been a good sock monkey.
there i typed it, and im going to do it again...gibberish, anyways..my
sockenmonkeysteins have infact bred, when i awoke this morning
i found my paisley female with a litter of sockbooties (a booty
is a baby sock, not an arse) three little pink girls with lace,
and two little blue and white boys with stripes, they're adorable,
however i don't know who the father is, as none of the males have
lace or blue and white stripes, so im beginning to think that
my female is a lesbian and tried the turkey baster technique,
i do have a butch lesbian sockenmonkeystein, shes a bit of a loner,
and just sits on the shelfs all day, but who knows!!! i thought
about giving them away to the neighbors when they're old enough,
but i don't know if they can take care of them properly, do you
know anyone who could give them a nice home?? p.s... if you're
a sockmonkey, and you collect sockmonkeys wouldn't that make you
a sockmonkey owner?, and wouldn't that be slavery??? and if your
mom made that monkey featured on the site, then wouldn't it be
your brother or sister??? or is that you?? ahh so many questions
well lets do these in order... i don't know anyone
besides me or you who would give them a nice home. I don't
actually collect sockmonkeys, i open my home to them for as long
as they need. It would be slavery if i owned them and put
them to work like finding all the bows on girls underwear and
ripping them off. Yes, it would be my brother or sister,
but alas, it is me. Try not to laugh at my boots. They have
bells on them. I like bells. They annoy people.
That's why I like bells.
I call you "Dick" if your name was Richard? Where in
the heck do you get the Dick from???
i have wondered that many times... and the best i could
come up with (without actually caring enough to look for the truth)
is that the short form for richard is also Rick. Now if
many rick's were dicks, then you can see how the nicknamme of
"rick the dick" would slowly just become "Dick".
I only know one rick that isn't a dick... and he's related to
me... but all the others have been a dick in some shape way or
form. So i think that most ricks are indeed dicks... and
that's why the nickname.
know, i love your bells. the add a snappy quality to you and i
envy u. alas i would like to know how ur taste in boots became
so refined as i would like to build mine
Well, felt is the ultimate material. It is soft,
and comes in many bright colors. You can easily cut felt
and nothing beats the warmth it offers on a cool night.
Red is a basic color, and for many, invigorating. Green
is a nice earthy color, and when you put them together, the only
thing better is bells. They're not in the picture, but i
also have a matching hat and shirt. Perhaps when i'm feeling
a bit flighty, i'll take some pictures of them... you know...
model them around for you all sexy like.
everyone pissed??? Why am I talking to you??? Where is the wierdest
place you've had sex??? Why is Donna so pissed off because everyone's
in her house???
they're stupid. you're silly. in the underpants
drawer. those people never clean up the place before they
leave, and that leaves her with hours of cleaning..
So a hypothetical.
You buy a new potato gun from a guy in a new found glory shirt,
and he has no pants. The question is, what color should the gun
be and why not green? If the potato gun could shoot butterfingers...
would they change the name? or leave it the same for copyright
and production reasons? its for an essay. THANKSA@! Pudding!
The gun should be florescent orange, and green doesn't
match the socks. Yes, the name would be changed to fingersbutter,
and the logo would be similar. If this is for an essay,
then i would also recommend providing purposed wrapper layouts
for the fingersbutters, as well as a new bart simpson rip off
for the commercials.
ant sock monkeys run for a polliticaloffice? they could win! unless
half the polaticians in the world are sock monkeies in human suits,
if so where can i get my sock monkey a human suit?
the trick is for YOU to get a sock monkey suit... you'll
find out all you need to know after that.
i get designer sock monkey clothing?
well, at this point i would say that you become a designer
of sock monkey clothing... cuz there are no designers right now.
i become more involved in this wonderful haven from reality?
lots of money is always welcome... we are working on
ways to get some interactivity going... within the next month
they should be online. did i mention lots of money so i
can work full or even part time on only this?
i a cheese nip addict why do i feel an urge to destroy all cheese
its? what did Nabisco do to me?
they have turned you into a cheese-flavoring addict.
i am afraid the only way out is death.
ever be an insane chat?
there was... but you people didn't visit it... sniff...
so we deleted it in shame.
water in my water bottle, what should I do about this
drink it... quickly!
know why poop smells list all the colors of poop
it smells because it wants to, and all the colors of
away is it flying, or is it just a fly.
its a flying fly. but if you fling the fly, watch
out for your eye
o you have
a baseball mit?
i did... i think its still at my parents... it was
the oddest shade of green... i don't remember why though...baseball
is boring anyways. i do have a hockey stick though...
bunkers real my mama says it is a figment of my imagination.
bunkers are sadly real. many deny their existence
(like your mama) because they do not want to accept the harsh
reality of the bunkers. the bunkers remind them of a more
grizzly time, and they hope to eradicate the memory of bunkers
by obliterating all reference to them. keep the truth in
your heart, for it will set you free.
can i run
only if insanity does.
take big smelly shits and stink up a miles radius with your shit?
i have not measured the radius, so i can't honestly
answer your question. my friend kevin has been known to
wipe out a few species though...
my Sock Monkey is having an affair!!!! Everynight he comes home
stinking of cheap sock monkey purfume and tequilla. I find sock
monkey lip sick on his lil sock monkey shirts when i do his wash....is
either that or having one hell of a crazy week.
hire a private sock detective and find out the truth... and if
he is cheating, beat the stuffing out of him and rip off his tail,
then beat him with it.
really make the band?
there are two parties of thought on this... and i'm
not really well-versed with either. i'd have to say the
stuck in the toaster...ow...i smell pork....mmm..ow
this is not a question. i am mentally sending
you nasty dreams.
i kill Bob Barker with a shovel? Why are the police coming to
my house, why i am in jail, why are people calling me suga bitch
and fish? why is that man doing with the soap?
i would assume you killed him because he is annoying.
they are also calling you sweetcakes. the soap is in case
your skin tears... it will help keep the area clean.
burps taste beefy???? it's really grosss
i have burps that taste kinda bubbly after i've
had ginger ale. sometimes they are enjoyable, sometimes
they aren't. but my burps are never beefy... maybe you should
stop eating beef.
time I do something This person thatr was kinda my friend always
nags about whats right and wrong. She won't stop fucking preaching
shit. why the hell do people do that? She complains about how
I'm gonna die of cancer and I'm gonna ruin my life. what the hell
I'm gonna die anyways in my life time so why not enjoy myself?
Why the hell should I have to be tormented by these preaching
idiots? Everywhere I go someone is telling me how I should live
my life. What are your thoughts on this situation?
well, some people need to be told what to do in life
because they're too stupid. For instance, if you smoke while
you have a kid, or smoke with the kid nearby to inhale it, then
you are fucking stupid and should listen up. But if you
aren't, then tell this chick that you have heard her concerns,
thank her for them, and that you are choosing not to listen to
her advice. If she continues to preach, then tell her to
fuck off and stop hanging out with her. some people aren't
worth listening to, and you need to identify them and remove them
from your life. As for people in general telling you how
to live your life, do what makes you happy, but never inflict
anything upon others unless you are willing to have the same done
to you. life can't be much simpler then that.
now send me money and you'll live forever.
no, she is married to my dad.
cool things cool??
i'm not sure... i think humans are incapable of keeping
things cool. there is also the pesky problem of everyone's
idea of cool being different. bring on galaxia!
thing i hear about witch craft??
you've probably heard that there is actually a real
belief system that is called this. no, not what you see
in movies like the craft. there are different types of witchcraft,
and different names. here
is a link with real info...
and if you send me money i'll put a spell on you to turn into
a sock monkey
is Mars from earth
from about here...... to here. not to scale obviously.
depends on where you are on the planet, and what time
of year it is.
r u gay
i'm not particularly gay today.... it's cold outside,
so there is no sunlight to encourage my gayness.
someone want to masterbate and enjoy talking about it?
why wouldn't they?
cheese its have those lil edges on them
because you are using that knife with all the little
edges on it.
elfs have a Elf Union...if so, where do I sign up?
they have more of a mafia. if they want you in, then
you'll be invited.
sock monkeys eat?
depends on what they are hungry for. i usually
that thing for the good questions, is it a dino or a creeeeeeeeepy
its a creepy little bird head
can under arm hair grow? i hope long, i'd like to make a swing
it grows about as long as any other body hair... maybe
a few inches or so, but not longer. and for you morons...
body hair does not include the hair on your head. you will
instead have to somehow bond all the hairs together to create
liver spots, are they made from liver?
yes, purely of liver. your liver breaks up into
globs and travels towards your hands.
u rarely give out the ass award even though questions are clearly
well there is one today... i should give them out more...
perhaps i will
the words to The Shaving Cream Song?
oh... this is the shaving cream song... the shaving
cream song... oh yea... shaving cream
many presidents has the usa had.
too many... and i don't care... this isn't an insane
question at ALL
u cal us freaks?
you are a freak... so i call you what you are
Britney Spears such a mokey (not the sock type) . What a bad boob
job .how obvious . oh ? from B in NZ
she is a monkey because she has been breed to do tricks
and dance around in funny costumes. Maybe her next show
will feature some juggling and clowns.
boys have penises and girls have vaginas?
if they didn't, then how would we know if we were male
DOES IT COST YOU TO KEEP THE INSANE DOMAIN UP AND RUNNING I MEAN
THE COST FOR WEB SPACE AND STUFF?-Pyro
well jcp usually handles that stuff for us... the hosting
is only like $10 a month or something, and the domain name for
two years is the same amount as any other domain. As for
the cost for my time... well no one pays for that except for me!
the web design is done by myself and jcp in our own time too.
monkey's tail busted open, what ever shall i do, theres fluff
all over the floor
oh no! take it to the sock monkey hospital before
more comes out!
the lil white spots in your nails
i think they are calcium build ups... or little listening
chips the government or aliens (whichever conspiracy you like)
puts in your nails while you sleep.
have sex with my Mom????
not lately... but she has been phoning so she must
be all horny again
chicks in the middle east where those things around their faces...thats
well for them it is part of their culture... i'm not
sure why though. hopefully its not some sadistic anti-female
god hate me, and punish me and my spinich kids that live under
i punish you because you don't leave sock monkeys on
my altar. Your children are unruly... so i punish them as
baby pigeons called?
baby pigeons... or little shitters.... and some are
Is it ok
to have sex on exstacy
sure... why not?
you guys such pissass morans?
because they are human... and most of their brains
are contained in a very small area.
I find out if my girlfriend is cheating on me
ask her... or follow her around until she has you charged
learn from their mistakes, then why do people get punished for
making a mistake for the first time
just because you learn from your mistake doesn't mean
you don't suffer the consequences. they learn because they
have to live with the consequences... otherwise why would they
give a shit?
Can I have
a menage a trois with you and your girlfriend?
i don't have a girlfriend... perhaps you, i and a few
friends can have group sex.
I saw an
Umpa Lumpa toy! What the hell is going on!?!? i'm scared.....
whoa! you should buy one for you and i... then we can
have group sex with that!
poem! sock monkey, drinking milk thats chunky, did a dance thats
funky, skank monkey skank monkey.
this isn't a question... but that's a nice poem.
i have to change my panties every 3 weeks?
if you turn them inside out you get another 3 weeks...
and then put them backwards for another 2.
Lopez EVER where clothes?
doubtful... she is flaunting it while she has it...
eventually she'll become some losers bitch and gain 300 pounds.
boy i can't wait!
munky baby is your fav? Love Maire
i love all my sock monkeys equally!
Can i be
your sock munky? love Marie
what kind of socks are you made from?
like yummy cotton candy, how'd ya do that? love the monsters under
i rub myself with cotton candy daily... and i'll see
you guys tonite... wink wink nudge nudge... i'll be waiting with
nothing but my socks on!
the first freaken public library built at? freak
probably at that place that's really old and has shelves
filled with dust.
say sane isnt insane, and vice versa?
i am... and since you're just a figment of my imagination
you can't argue.
R U GAY?????????
no, today i'm tired. what is everyone preoccupation
with my being happy? if you want me to be happy then send
me lots of money.
funky? are you fresh? are you funky fresh? i know i am.--db"_"
yes, yes and not quite yet... you'll have to send some
tips on combining the two for me.
of oz is a cocain addict!theres something "frrreaky"
going on with those poppys, dont you think?--db"_" ha
ha ha......... ha
the poppies are definitely proof of a opium addiction
that Dorothy must battle before she can go to the emerald city.
you make acid and meth and crack and coke and pcp and lsd and
c4 and atomic bomb and liquid fire and heroin
i see nakie
women in the wall but every time i try to fondle them i jam my
fingers what should i do
use your tongue instead.
behind the tv wont leave me alone n i cant sleep with him looking
at me like that how me get rid him
cover yourself with tinfoil and jam. he won't
be able to see you for awhile if you lie real still.
gnome keeps stealing my smokes HELP!!!!
quit smoking and he'll have nothing to steal!
haired frog raped me how this happen without me wanting it
well if you lie around all naked by the pond with frog
food sprinkled all over your ass, i don't think you can exactly
say you didn't want it.
i got my
sister pregnant what do i do
go get a damn job to pay for the kid. maybe people
like you should invest in condoms... they're a lot cheaper then
am i crazy
if i always think about screwing cats dogs donkeys dead people
babies little children and old people cuz i like my vegatables
its a bitch helpin into there wheel chair
yes. yes you are crazy. and stay out of
my yard... my cat hates you.
I had an
eyebrow piercing and it literally lost skin. I had an 18 gauge
straight barbell and skin was disappearing. Should I get a 16
gauge curved barbell or should I just go with a hoop? And why
the fuck would I lose skin like that? This happened to a few of
my female friends. Is it a female thing? (I'm a female by the
i don't know if its a female thing or not. i
do know that my eyebrow ring did the same thing and i had a small
hoop. perhaps we just have skin that regenerates enough
to push out foreign objects quickly?
me to buy the Umpa Lumpa toy so you could have sex with it? Or
did you meant me? or both? I hate Umpa Lumpas, they're creepy!!!
both really... and yes, i think they are creepy...
but their bums are kinda cute when they dance.
it when somthing goes up everyone expects it to come down?
because humans like to put all their faith in this
thing they call 'gravity'. i don't know about you, but it
sure sounds like a bunch of propaganda.
should you ask someone if they are a pathalogical lier
well if you just straight out ask, if they are, they
will lie. if they aren't, they won't lie. but you
won't know if they're lying or not... so basically you just have
to ask them a bunch of obvious questions, and if they lie for
them all, then they are.
smashing open their skull and digging out their brains
with a spoon sometimes works... but not very well.
I see porn? I am a fouteen year old male.Please help me. I am
very perverted and need something to look at while I jackoff.
the best option for you due to your age is in your
own head. just imagine whatever your perverted little mind
can think of. and if that fails, get a friend with one of
those 'special' cable boxes and any time after 11pm, start scanning
the pay per view channels for some porn.
wating.....chomp chomp bam...love the monsters under your bed
ps...try rubbing your self in honey mustard
this isn't a question... stupid monsters. i think
i'll wet the bed through to you tonite...
u liked my chunky milk monkey poem
this isn't a question either... i'm gonna have to start
spanking you stupid monkeys and monsters with bamboo rods.
Gap owned and operated by evil groupie robots from mexico?
if i had
sex with my granpa my grandpa has sex with my niece and has a
child the child has sex with my brother what do i call my brothers
brat... or maurice.
my best friend humping my pillow repeatedly...what i do
well i would highly recommend changing your pillowcase
before you go to sleep tonite.
i make a sock monkey.....with bells
you pray to the monkey gods to leave you one on your
doorstep. making one is a lot of work.
Can I man's
eyes die and the rest of the man keep on living? I thought of
this question while I was in the stage between dreaming and awake.
And about that Umpa Lumpa toy, it's gone, I guess someone likes
Umpa Lumpas after all. ~P.N.
i think that the answer is yes... simply because people
have lost eyes and continued living. and we must find this
umpa-lumpa loving person and destroy them.
three cats and i take care of them and when they take over will
i be spared?
you will be put to menial manual labor... nothing back
breaking. if you build them little tunnels and cat houses
before they take over, then you may be given the prestigious job
of kitty-litter scooper!
I am an
alien from a far away planet and I have realized that you and
this site is the most intelligent thing on this planet of stereotypes
and "bullshit" I hope to conquer your planet and make
you the king of earth so that you can stop other fools from making
finally some recognition! but alas... no title
such as king or queen for me... i prefer DC Ruler Of Insanity
And All Things Jiggly. boy... if i could take over the earth...
sigh... and uh... can i see your spaceship?
is it that socials teachers (especially the abnormally hippie
type ones) won't show videos with indians drinking, or even say
the word indian, yet when the bastards will show films of scottish
people always drunk, even going so far to laugh when they say
something along the lines of "But we have never seen Angus
MacPherson sober"...?this seems like such a double-standard,
and i as a scottish-canadian am very offended.
that is a good question to ask your teacher. i think you
should ask your teacher and tell us what they said. it is
some pictures on photosynthisis with light and one without
I had a
dream that my brother had a baby called Eric with spiky blonde
hair. What does this mean? p.s. He took him swimming, hmmm...
well, the fact that your brother could give birth is interesting
in itself. besides that, the blond spiky hair means rough
times ahead and swimming means that you'll be forced to pee in
is it possible
for someone to cum while masterbating if they have'nt hit peuberty?
uh... i don't know. how about you give it a try
and let us all know.
sock monkeys come from?
from stores, sock monkey trees or my mother
cabage patch kids grown?
if i told you, then you could grown your own army of
hugging children... and quite frankly, i don't want to take that
risk until mine have been properly trained to fend off such an
your favorite band? do you listen to them while having sex?
do monkeys march in a line when the circle is broken?
mr bungle or faith no more... not lately... and yes
i think that some do... kryten the mechanoid dreams
of gardens that he grew all by himself.
is it fashion
i'd have to say a little of both... with a dash of
are your eyes?
usually blue... sometimes they're grey.
not personally, as he will be built in the future along
if i leave
out my socks for the sock fairy... will he turn them into a sock
only if you've been a good little human and gone to
this site at least 40 times.
If you haven't, then he'll fill your socks with shit.
the last one you went to... a funeral or a wedding?
parts of your body do you shave?
depends on my mood really...
you tell ppl what your sex is? i know your not a monky
yes i am a monkey... but it doesn't really matter what
sex i am does it.
could be anyone in the world... who would you be?
i'd be myself... i'm already used to this body and
it would be a bitch to figure out a new one.
you see right now?
i see my monitor, a painting on the wall, a tree, and
a window. my cat is also licking her feet.
have you heard the most in the last week?
California by mr bungle. its quite insane...
the last movie you saw?
meet the parents... it was ok... but i'm glad i didn't
have to pay to see it.
find that organs are creepy?
depends on whose organs they are and how well they
keep them cleaned.
are u gonna
have mor surveys and stuff soon?
yes. we're changing servers and we'll have way
more space. i'll be putting together some insane surveys,
and jcp will be making some forms for various things.
spy on your neighbors?
i used to... but these neighbors are boring.
they have a very large dog though.
drawings... can i have a drawing from you?
sure, download it from the downloads section... some
of my doodles are there. if only there were a market for
paintings... cuz we've got some cool ones here.
stink. do u agre?
yes. lilies are the worst.
a bowling ball? jello? brains? what is it?
i'm not sure... drop one from the top of a large building
and make it split open... then let us know what's in there.
makes a freak? when do u become a freak, is there like a test
that goes along with it, what if your a freak and don't know it,
what if your not a freak, and don't know it...why does cody spray
me with the butter scotch spray paint....so on a so forth
i'm not sure exactly what makes someone a freak, as it depends
largely on the perception of those around the so called freak.
for instance, in a society of insane people, the sane person is
the freak. if you think you're a freak, maybe you are just
wanting to be a freak, which in a way makes you a freak, but not
the freak you wanted to be. and cody does that so he can
lick it off you...
sure this has been asked, but, can cheese be made from human milk
i don't think this has been asked yet.... i think i'd
remember it. i don't know, but find a lactating chick and
milk her (i'm feeling sick just thinking about it), then try to
make cheese. report back to us on how it went... and what it tasted
like. maybe you'll find a way for all those chicks that
do nothing but shoot out babies all day to make some money and
actually contribute more then another fucking brat to society.
have your own ideas of what's right and what's wrong? Sometimes
I say something and people say "that's wrong!" But to
me it's right. I only know one person who has his own ideas of
right and wrong. ~P.N.
p.s. I'll try to find this Umpa Lumpa loving freak
yes i do have my own ideas about wrong and right...
usually i voice them... but have tried to keep them from being
inflicted horribly on this site. so now you know a guy and
a sock monkey that has their own ideas. i usually get that
'you're not right' speech too... so then i just bitch slap them
and they suddenly go away. and who says having sock monkey
sex is wrong? they're consenting! what's the problem?!
they like it when i tie them up!
ESTROGEN USED AND WHAT IS IT?
it is used as an excuse to be a complete bitch every
month... oh... no that's not estrogen. estrogen is that
stuff that makes girls isn't it?
this little pink fairy vfollowing me? dO YOU THINK THAT HE'S GAY
AND WANTS SOME ACTION?
he likes you... and i'm not sure if he's gay or not...
you should ask him... but tell him that a friend of yours is interested.
then you can decide to pursue him or not
SOME REALLY BAD CURSE WORDS THAT ARENT USED OFTEN
all the curse words are overused anyways so you're
reduced to sub-cursing. I use words such as twit, dirty-whore,
fuck-up, primate, dick-lick, cock-breath, ass-lick, and various
groupings of these words. It isn't just the words you're
saying... its the intelligence (or lack thereof) behind it.
Insulting is more of an art then cursing is. Most people
just curse to show their lack of vocabulary...
GUYS SHOW EVERYONE THEIR THING!
somehow they think that if they show off the goods,
that it will attract more shoppers. all it does is amuse
the public and scare away whatever clientele they may have gotten.
LITTLE CHILDREN LIKE TO RUN AROUND NAKED?!?!?!?!?
little children? don't we all want to run around naked?
we're just not free enough anymore because we've gone and grown
up... damnit... i think i'll go run around naked right now
U HAVE SEX?
depends on the day and the partner... sometimes i like
to tie up my sock monkey lover and whip them with my tail... other
times i like it soft and fluffy... other times i invite over a whole
sock monkey tribe and we all go at it for days. and sometimes i
like to take pictures of it all... here
is the gallery...