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mailboxes that are too small running out of tissues shitting liquid black shit dropping a book you lent from someone in the bathtub running out of kitty litter so the cat pisses on your bed slipping & falling on moldy pumpkins posting to a moderated group and having your messages denied for some unknown reason posing nude in the cold spiral staircases bars being opened up without the proper permits drawing all over yourself and finding out the marker is toxic and dying horribly cd roms that emit high pitched squeals troll dolls that infect you with the plague towels with orange and white stripes papers that get delivered free to your house until some kid and his mom come looking for money brown urine stupid tissue box designs beanstalks that go nowhere spice racks outdated alphabets misleading soup labels beef & chicken broth in things they shouldn't be in stupid hats with gold trim secret confessions that are never found airplanes & boats littering the ocean floors cheese snacks that aren't cheesy chapped lips that bleed raccoon tail hats faulty sinks books that hide when you only have 1 chapter to go cats that fling kitty litter at you demanding more toys digging up the wrong corpse faulty coffins waking up soaked in your own sweat running out of toothpaste getting deodorant in your eyes getting drunk and trying to chug a lava lamp poorly done tattoos gasps of amazement puking so hard you break blood vessels in your face white pants or shorts hats that make your head sweat and itch cordless phones that randomly hang up on people heart shaped pancakes having to reuse snotty tissues torn shirts striped ties loud vacuums that don't suck at all the word 'mustache' poorly designed furniture sham celebrations purple coats sacrificial lambs oversized earrings pink staplers bras that are impossible to get off feng shui rusty spikes in your bed waking up in your own shit Sheep stomachs used as hats Your phone rings and before you get it, it stops. flutes creatures that are half man and half fawn who bounce around calling you "Lucy" pimples on the palms of your hands having to bathe in dirty water that was used to wash dogs three weeks ago the sound of your walkman slowing down the tape you're listening to dead people whispering at you in the night burrowing elks who ruin your basement dreaming that you get shot just before meeting Mike Patton trying to touch the sky and falling down barking dogs outside your place that bark all damn day long and then start barking at each other, open houses during the rainy season hair gel that drips from the ceiling dirty sinks being cremated when you were just sleeping having your mom wake you and you fell asleep nude, surrounded in porno magazines and pictures of the 'golden girls' from tv. running out of dishes and being forced to finally do them monkey brain bits in your sandwich being told that 'that's just the way life is' lilies licking your mistresses metal dildo and having your tongue stick to it because she had it in the freezer false asteroid alarms movies about things that don't make sense and the more of the movie you see, the less it makes sense. then, sean connery comes in out of nowhere in a crazy hat and shit is falling everywhere. there should be laws against this sort of movie. assuming that someone is one sex or the other over the internet thinking the emergency is over, then suddenly the sky lights up with fire additional aggravation last nerves vulcans in sweat suits Tripping and falling face first into pig shit Trying to figure out what to do with 50pounds of pork Eating cheesies and then finding out that they are really cheese covered shit from a dog Having your ass invaded by hard boiled egg aliens being obsessed with moldy cheese to the point of bathing with it daily Dog spit in your mouth Dolphin songs Unruly hair Socks with bells on them Squished worms Noises that you can't figure out |