seth smack the snob bitch....hey dc <thinkin of the next dumbass
question to piss princess bitch off>...hehe...well dc what
do u think of bill clinton? ~~roobbiinn~~
I think he looks like a weird mr. potato head.
And what a lovely puppet he makes for his wife.
do u have
n e religion in ur life whatsoever?
Why yes I do. My parents are each of a different
religion, and friends that are wiccan and those who practice witchcraft
but are NOT wiccan (I know not to get them confused), christian,
satanist, atheist, agnostic and those who just don't know.
So yes, there is religion in my life.
that person trying to say by "asking insane questions"
How does he know what's an insane question or not. Maybe
the person who's asking it think it is, he or she doesn't know.
What do you think DC?
Insanity is all a state of mind and perspective.
One can not try to be insane because then they aren't. What
makes them insane is when they do odd things that they think are
completely normal. It's all mirrors and smoke kids... don't
pay attention to the sock monkey behind the screen.
Do you get
a days off from work? Sally
I get weekends and 3 weeks paid vacation time.
The mountain lion... also known as a Puma. Basically
I love felines.
cat by any chance tasty with barbeque sauce? it's been awhile
since i've had grilled housepets
I haven't tried that... and don't plan to. I've
told her that she'll become mittens for me when she dies.
She's too small to eat.
DC why are
you so annoying?
It's my nature really. Annoying is better then
use this page as a message board anyways because you don't have
one - I hate robin whats up with her she asks stupid questions
too and other people don't ask questions and I'm the one who gets
my ass ripped, well you all suck dicks!And to the person who said
we post our squabbles up yours too! I'll ask a question now because
DC(dickhead child) will have to post this because theres a question
in it - here where I live we have McDonalds too and there was
a rumor going around that a guy had ejaculated in burger, not
quite the SPECIAL sauce that was asked for don't you think thats
absolutly gross and would you ever buy a burger again?moo.By
the way this is the INSANE DOMAIN so any stupid questions asked
will be because your site is named accordingly, why would you
ask sane questions, we would all be goners then and so would our
sock monkeys! **PrInCeSs SaLLy**
I'm letting this one slide cuz I did bitch you out...
Plus... your email is on here somewhere and these people who you
are dissing just may decide to use it. Yes it is gross that
someone did that... but it probably made the burger better as
McDonalds is disgusting.
I know all
about the cat's plans to take over the world.My cat is 6 months
old.Is he too young to be in on the plan?What are some signs,that
he has joined the ranks?Will we be enslaved,or killed?Will Paula
die?I hope so.I know that's alot of questions,but,I'm hoping you'll
be in a good mood and answer them all.
No, he is the perfect age... purrrfect age. I
kill myself. You won't know if he's joined... they
are too good at hiding it. Paula will die eventually
from a train. I answered them all... does that mean I am
in a good mood now... hmmmmm
Ã ƒüñKý MøñKë¥ ¿††
Boy... guess what she figured out how to do....
I think she has a problem and that her family should step in.
Here are more of her questions... guess what tipped me off????
It is purposely getting in the car with half-blind
grandma during rush hour thinking that it might be a good laugh.
cats have you had and what happened to them all?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
When I lived with my parents, we had two siamese cats.
The older one died and we got a tabby. I moved out and rescued
Anna. So the total answer is one... as Anna is the only
one that is completely mine, not my parents.
are bony or veiny, the skin on my feet is soft, they are beautiful
feet, what do you think of your own feet then?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
My feet get me around like they're supposed to.
I put socks on them and my boots. They are feet... I don't
look at them if I don't' have to.
never asked a question just made a statement why do you not tell
Favorites. Ha haha haha... maybe this green
head will shut you up
, I don't think so especially for something we did, you probably
never cry because your so cinical???**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
Everyone cries. So yes, I do cry.
rubbing your tail anymore because you never return the favour???**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
You have a tail too??? Oh... THAT'S what that was...
I'm a great
fuck and your a great fuck, we would be just fucking great together!!!hehehe**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
ps that is my new name, previous name-Sally and no I'm not the
princess of fish DC!!!!
Are you the princess of special characters??? :)
You know you'll have to tell us.
Do you have
any other special people in your life at the moment apart from
me?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™ You better not or i'll stalk them and you????MUHAHAAHA
I only bother with people if they are special.
Well... there is family... but you can't do anything about them.
Why would you stalk anyone??? Well... I guess it is fun though...
prices of gas as high in canada as they are here in Michigan?
this really sucks! ~WitchMaster~
Well Michigan is pretty damn close... and yes they
are just as high. I say replace the cars with new ones that
don't need gas or any other hurtful substance.
you do if you saw God?
How would I know that it was God? And if it was,
I'd ask to see it all.
I see Demons.
do you see Demons?
I call them friends...
if God were
here dont you think that he would want you to have a friends page?
I do not see why God would really care... I know of
many other things to worry about.
i dont think DC should bitch out any one, and if he does thats
his own choice and as far as i can see it it was never any of
your business in the first place unless you happen to be one of
the girls that wasnt asking question. am i right?
Yea... my own choice. Yea!
this one real cocky, snobby girl in my class (she's most likely
watching me type this. i hope so) who sits next to me and glares
at me and calls me lazy and incompetent. what should i do? she's
really fucking annoying.
Just smile with an evil grin. And know that although
she is bothering you now, in less then 5 years you won't give
a flying fuck and you'll see her in the drive through window at
the local fast food joint.
do you ever
Then I wonder why I should care.
know that flies lay maggot eggs,not maggots?
Yes I did actually. Quite sick ...
are you going to bitch out all these little girlies for not asking
questions in the section titled ASK DC?!? doesnt it bother you
that they keep posting their little squabbles? i mean can't they
figure out how to fight in the form of a question? don't you think
i have? hint hint little girlies.
Yes it does. I cried all last night about it.
you ever wish that sometimes you could just believe that there
was someone up there controlling things and that if you prayed
enough that he would make it all better? wouldn't that be nice.
too bad i'm stuck in reality. luv nikon
If someone up there was controlling things... I'd have
a few complaints. Not about my life but about those lives
across the ocean. I'd ask what the hell was up with that.
it get on ur nerves when u get questions that make no sense whatsoever??...for
example-->stupidass rainbow questions....eternal bliss shit....question
questions....popmycherry crap...ok we already know hanson sucks
(so y stick with the "hanson" topic)....well i know
ive asked stupid ?'s in the past but well u know um altering influences
has alot to do with it......so stop with the stupid ? n
e ways...to finish my statement with the stupid questions question....."so
stop with the stupid questions"...this is the insanedomain....ask
insane questions!!....ok how's that?...no need to be sarcastic...i
know im full of shit....*robin*
have a message board , why don't you?
Because I haven't had time to make one.
Why is no
one ever in your chatroom?
I have no idea. How fun can chat be?
Why is the
From what I remember, it is due to water vapor.
losers so annoying?
Because they are losers and that is what makes them
Why is DC
so damn pretty?
Cuz I'm one gorgeous sock monkey. It's the socks.
you gonna stop being smart and cinical?
When I die or get de-stuffed.
rub my tail?
Hanson gonna just give up their careers and go back to the rock
from which under they came?
they didn't come from under a rock, they were made
by producers from lumps of clay.
you so mean to me? I don't deserve it!
Because and that is only your opinion!
Do you like
it when I rub your tail? LOVE SALLY
Usually... but your nails hurt.
can't get me, I'll get him! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! mmmmmmm Have you been
playing nicely with SAnimal lately?
We don't play together. We exchange email once
in awhile and see each other like maybe once a month.
a good cat? What ticks her off? Is they anyone she dislikes? Sally
Yes she is. She gets ticked off when I don't
pet her all the time, when I sit on her house and when you don't
give her catnip right away. She does not like my mother.
of cat is Anastasia?
She is a tabby.
ever measure up to Anastasia? We know?
Each cat I have ever had is special in it's own way
and I don't love one above the other.
Do you like
rap music and what do you think of people who listen to it?
I don't care for what I have heard and I have no opinion
on that broad group. Those kids that listen to puff daddy
should be shot though.
have a boyfriend cat?
No she doesn't.
reason why you and SAnimal don't get along?
I'm smart and he's jealous. Ha hahahaa
my cherry was a bit rough, I hate to see what you would do to
burst my bubble?
Same thing but longer ice pick.
ok if u
had your choice between a burger king burger and a mcdonald's
burger...which one would u pick???????
If I HAD to choose? Then mcdonalds. I would prefer
Fast Eddies or Arbys though.
how do doctors
tell an insane person from a non-insane person????
If they have a stamp on their hand that says "insane"
then they are insane.
you cat only sit there and purrs? My can sit in my land
but she turns, claws at me, purrs, bites my hands, and uses my
hair as her toy. Is there any way to stop this or should
I just let her keep on doing it.
My cat does many more things then sit and pur.
She jumps really high, like about 5 or 6 feet up into the air.
She is even attacking the text I'm typing on the screen right
do you ever
wonder how many times people touch your food before you eat it?
To think what they could do... SICK
Yea... and if you're at a fast food restaurant... imagine
what that grubby pimply teenager has been touching before touching
Just look at them... it's creepy.
a bad hair day do you have bad hair days?
It's just hair... not good nor bad... just hair.
Why do you
find feet so disgusting? I don't mind all bodyparts! (except if
a person is fat then they are just gross all over)because my boyfriend
hates feet too but mine are nice feet. Sally
feet are all bony, veiny and sick. I just can't
stand them. Chubby feet are funny but still sick to me.
sorry I was just apologizing to robin isn't that allowed or does
everything have to be a question?
Well let's think about this just a little bit.
I will spell it out for you... Ok... we've got "ask",
that comes first. I would say that the word means that a
question is to be ASKED. Now what seems to follow that is
"DC", which just so happens to be ME. The "?"
is to symbolize the word "questions", and hence the
"'s" that follows the ?. The sum of these words
works out to be Ask DC ?'s.... which means, you ask me a question,
not use this as your personal message board. Plain enough?
didn't answer question correctly, I asked "What is eternal
bliss for you" not whether you had eternal bliss!!!! Sally
I did answer correctly. You just didn't understand.
That is a sad thing for you, but I am quite content with it.
Eternal bliss is an illusion.
Kris I don't
think I'll combust but maybe you might heheehe , now better put
a question or DC will rip my ass, ummmm hows it going DC what
have you been busy with??? Sally PS- get in the chat
room!!!When is soon ?Soon is soon? Huh???
Damn right I'll rip your ass... you narrowly adverted
it this time. It's going fine, work and Soon is SOON
now stop asking or I'll have to start deleting files. That
or I'll send Sanimal on you all.
you pop my cherry??? Sally
A large sharp ice pick that is rusted and crawling
with maggots that are laying eggs of more maggots.
Hanson were back too, how could anyone suck sooooooooo much???
I have no idea... they must me robot puppets because
anyone that pathetic would have killed themselves on drugs a long
is ranting reviews and where can I write to them?
I have no idea at the moment.. it used to be JCP but
she's busy. I'll have to find that out.
i knew id
piss some people off...hehe.....do i care?....*robin*.....kisses
Why is this even posted?? Is this a question to DC?
bacon was a funny movie(as far as i remember)a guy from an infultration
unit was shot to end his misery,he had an ingrown toe nail.anyways
how many question have you answered so far...i mean ever!
I have no idea how many I have answered now.... I mean
ever. Sounds like a dumb movie and I'm glad I didn't see
alone with your cat. how cool do you feel?
If I said cool, it'd be a load of shit. I may
be a slave to a pussy but at least I don't have to tell her she
doesn't look fat and she doesn't tell me what a loser I am for
watching hockey and ignoring her. My pussy sits right there
on my lap and purrs. Bet your mom doesn't do that... or
i think all of this bickering and arguing could lead up to something
possibly as big as the apocalypse thing..or many cases of spontaneous
human combustion (which would be cool) ...i mean why must we argue
about "mypenis" the dog, so we have a few desperate
"sane" posers (people who just go around saying they're
insane and really aren't damnit..) whom can't come up with their
own original stuff, i say shoot them down and be done with it!
thank you, this has been a spontaneous outburst by Kris, so how's
Life is just grand. Isn't it always?
oh my bob..i
just saw on tv that hanson has made a comeback..WHY?! WHY!?!??!?!
i was so sure that they were either dead or bound and gagged..and
here they are BACK! trying once again to brainwash the minds of
young teenies everywhere..if this doesn't give you evidence of
a satan i don't know what will..
Comeback? When the hell were they considered great?
A few dozen pre-schoolers and morons don't count.
on roses, whiskers on kitten, bright copper kettles, and warm
woolen mittens a few of your favorite things?
No. But my cat is one of them, not just her whiskers.
program do you use?
Ummmm... ICQ IS the program I use.
you have a page of photos of you guys ?
Because we're not that conceited and no one will take
eternal bliss for you DC?
I don't know... I haven't come across it yet.
Do you really think I'd keep going to work if I found eternal
didn't mean to be mean to robin but she she shouldn't rip things
off other people! Sally
That isn't a question Sally.
a great fuck???
In my mind... yes. But I'm biased.
you updating ranting reviews???
Not sure. That's not my department.
Do you all
get along well at insane domain?
Usually... Sanimal and I have our moments though.
you gonna be in the chat room? You haven't been in for a while.
I've been super busy lately... but soon!
can i steal
you for a day?
Well if you ask it isn't stealing is it?
to the photos in the nightmare section? Can you get more photos?
No one will take our pics anymore... !!!!! And I'll
be linking the nightmare site back up into this one :)
DC my hands
are getting tired now , can stop rubbing your tail? Sally
Not yet... just a bit more... oh yea...
clever , yeah sure! Only kidding! hehehe
What the hell? Too much sugar?
pop my cherry and burst my bubble? Sally
Sure, but it will cost you. More for the first
one due to your happiness.
Do you know
why I can run rampant with scissors, because I'm a hairdresser
, ya'all better watch out!!! hehehehe Sally
That explains it all. Too much hairspray fumes!
the monkeys in my way?
Because you keep walking towards them. Stop doing
that and they won't be in your way. Do you find you have
the same problem with walls?
where is my penis?? I mean dog... WHERE IS MY DOG. (Please write:
Under the table as an answer Signed, I am and Idiot, and I hope
you can't see my IP adress...(Thats where my dog is now)
Ha ha ha... time to lower the crack intake
is soon? because thats when you said you'd be posting chat room
Soon as is soon. How soon is now.... how now
is soon? Soon? Soon.
No I don't
cut myself, I like who I am. A psychopatic maniac, I was
just asking if you did it to yourself when you were a kid.
Well, did ya?
No I did not. If I were going to cut myself,
I'd be dead cuz I don't do half assed jobs.
is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you're so smart, why do you ask others questions?
Love and lust are different. One is sexual, one is mental...
so they can mix... all the more power to everyone.
know, i said i wanted to be shot, so you jsut leave my knees alone,
i mean, im not gonna run away....for what?? i wanna be shot...
BTW: I think Sanimal should explode... seriously, just start trying
to insult you, and puff up and EXPLODE, splattering brains (which
he has very little of) and other vital organs all over your walls
(if you actually let him into your house...)------GrimmKaos, shoot
me baby one moore time (i would like to pop Spears's titties with
a REALLLYY sharp pin.) ahem== bye
Woah... that was quite a bit of nonsense wrapped up
with insanity. Well done.
park ways called park ways when you really don't park on them,
but you drive on them?? And why are drive ways called drive ways
when you really park on them?? Ahhh... Please help me! 'Tis
Because humans are fucked and like to say stupid things.
So suck it up... get used to it
male or female???
Haven't we gone over this??? I'm a SOCK MONKEY with
is a faggot, what do I do?-Brandy Palafox
I have the feeling that you aren't Brandy... but if
your boyfriend is a faggot, then that means he likes other guys.
If you are a guy, good for you... and if you aren't, then you
two should talk.
i know numbers
are infinite, but what's the highest number?
0... think about it.
o my god
my hair is on fire nooooooooo noooooooooooooooooooooooooo get
it of o shit theres one of those damn 1ft monsters with a toothpick
he has a wicked look in his eye shit hes going to kill me and
my hair is on fire helllppppp ooo noooooo riki lake and
she is going to eat me some body help me will you help me
No I will not help you. If you can't figure it
out yourself like the rest of us did... too bad.
Ok is left
really the answer to life?
No, 42, smeg, and patton are the answers to life.
can i kidnappe
you, and give you half the ransome money i will request?....would
anyone give me ransome money?
If i knew of someone that would pay ransom money, i
would have kidnapped myself a long time ago!
brush your teeth, do you brush them horizontally or vertically?
I like to mix it up.
gay!? What kind of stupid question is that?
It's a stupid question.
Only if you are a guy and willing to give me millions
to sleep with you.
a faggot? because casey bush is.
I'm sure that this is your way of getting by the whole
having to ask me a question, but still slandering someone.
i know this
isn't a question, dc, but i don't agree with that long paragraph
person who thinks this swite has gone downhill, and that stupidity
is running rampant. i think it's amusing.
SWITE? You've seen my SWITE!!! oh my!!! ha ha ha...
I didn't find it horribly amusing... but i must tell you i felt
a stirring in my loins.
incredibly stupid or are you just incredibly stupid?
If I'm you, I'm both... but I'm not, so I'm neither.
Have I told you lately that I HATE you?
circumference of the earth?
You NEVER ask a Lady that... poor Mother Earth...
why is stupid
vandalism so damn fun?
Because you're stupid... hence the stupid vandilism
I was wondering...
have you ever taken a shit... you know, one of those liquidly
lumpy baby-food looking stinky to make your eyes water ones...
and then looked into the toilet to see your exact double staring
at you because you are a stupid shit?
Seen myself? No... but there have been many times I've
sworn YOU were what I saw splashed across your slutty mom's bedsheets
after a good fuck-fest with all the midgets from the Wizard of
you don't like kids, but you were a kid yoursefl once. Where
you a loner or did you use to cut yourself because you didn't
I was a loner. Did you cut yourself because you
didn't like yourself? Do you do it now??? Maybe you should
and will your possessions to me?
no one love me other than family and friends?
How could someone know you enough to love you if they
weren't a friend or a family member? Or does this apply
to you "Masturbation ensures that the person you are fucking
is the one you love the most"
there a law against stupid people? i think they should take all
the stupid people and put them on an island somewhere...
Because the ones making the laws ARE the stupid ones...
they aren't usually stupid enough to outlaw themselves.
And they have done that... now they have killer dingos.
Why do you
take the time to answer all these stupid questions anyways?
I'm into torturing myself. This one was good
enough to last a week.
dc does herbal essences give u orgasms?
If they give ANYONE orgasms, they aren't using it the
way it describes on the bottle. I'd love to see pictures
is a qustion that has been plauging me for some time now"how
much dose it cost to make money?"(in the u.s.)im sure not
that many people take that in to qusetion and im also sure that
the cost raises the inflation rate?
It costs twice as much as what you want to make...
maybe more if it's computers. Inflation is an evil trick
for greedy people to charge more money, make more money and finance
the evil bidding of Elmer the monkey and his minions of flying
zebra with no stripes or hooves.
name is Jaldwenulantopula, do you have a problem with the name
Jaldwenulantopula? Damnit why does everyone criticize me
for my name, it wasn't like I had a choice, maybe I should take
everyones advice and become unborn, by the way, do you like body
I was wondering how long it would take! The body
glitter looks good, but the hot pants AND the glitter would look
i have recently
been edgy and mean. my love life is fine, my school life is fine,
i've just been kind of a jerk lately. why? i can't help it. i
wish i was back to my normal self.
WHY? Being a jerk is sometimes fun. Let
it go through your system, and be sure to remember who DIDN'T
deserve it so when you end up with them as your boss, you keep
your mouth shut.
im here!!!! Now what do you want??
Uh... wrong number... sorry dude
Do you know
what I'm going to do to you??? Oh you just wait and see...
Oh what big boy... I can't wait! <giggle>
Gonna tie me down and lick me all over like you do with your dad?
I'm not as hairy... but come on big boy... I'm waiting
be my neighbor?
NO. I've had enough of your stupid kids running
around screaming. Either put leashes on them or shove socks
in their mouths to shut them up... or I'll get my shot gun out.
are a cynical person aren't you. I hate you and I didn't ask for
you to be in my bed anyway. Who is writing questions that aren't
really from me???
So you are assuming that you are the only person in
the world with your name??? Unless your name is Jaldwenulantopula,
I find that hard to believe.
DC, say something!!!!! ok, fine fine, fuck you!!! Will you fuck
something, and no I will not.
the yougurt be so orange?? Shit, monkey noses in my bed again.
AND I LIKE NOIISE TOO!!?? Wait? You goiter, it speaks? It likes
to say, "Moo! Moo, I am the goiter, LICK ME!! LICK ME!! WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!".......--GrimmKaos,
I deserve to be shot.
Grimm, yes you do. In fact, when I do shoot you,
I will first shoot out your knees so you can't run away.
Then I will shoot your wrists. I will then douse you with
lemon juice and cover you in salt. While you are screaming,
I will get an ice pick and jab it into your voice box. This
will silence you, and I will watch until you bleed to death.
do you like
pics?if so what kind?
Nice pics... weird pics... odd pics
think is the grater number,forks or basterd children?
Forks.... by far.
aware that 4 out of 3 people have problems with fractions?
I'm not one of those people... my IQ is much higher
is only one female smurf how does she become a mommy smurf....do
smurfs have sexual organs....?
OK... enough with the fucking smurfs. They are
CARTOONS. They don't do anything unless they are drawn.
I'm sure if you search around that you can find Smurfette getting
gang-banged by Papa and the rest of the freaks. NO MORE
just hate it when you get sick...and no one willwait on you?
That's what marriage is for.... having someone else
around to clean up your puke.
am i wrong
in thinking that the Matrix could have been 8,000 times better
if they had cast someone other than keanu reeves? am i the ONLY
ONE who thinks he's a horrid actor? please tell me i'm not delusioned
by his bill and ted's excellent adventure imagine and tainted
with the oblique image of him saying "DUDE!"... i wanted
it to be a good movie. i really did, so much potential.
He is a HORRIBLE actor... but at least it wasn't Christian
Slater, who was offered the role first. He turned it down
due to the work out schedule... so it could have been WAY worse!
fuck is wrong with you and this site!?i used to love this site,but
now i only check in on it in hopes it gets better.i n the begining
it held true to its motto"where insanity runs rampid...and
so can you"but latly it seems more like "where stupidity
runs rampid..."what is up with all these people claiming
to be sock-monkeys,the ask dc started out well,but then ended
being housing for a horde of stupid questions,and commentarys
for people who bitch about stuff that dosent affect me!(yes i
know this includes me,but i am doing it for a greater good)i cant
even qoute any more!its ironic that the things you were against
(stupidity&people who bitch too much)is basicly what your
site has become.P.S.i appologize for my bitching and any inconvinece
it has caused anyone,thank you"_"
I have no control over the questions that people send
me... and yes, the majority of them are getting stupider and stupider.
However, if you send in good questions, then you will get good
answers! It's not my fault that people ask stupid things.
you change the pictures and art you guys have?(it sucks except
for that leaf monster thing)
Ya ya... well we're working on it... ok... i lie...
I am looking into it. Actually, I'm putting together cool
clipart for you freaks to use on your own sites. So shutup.
thought about the monkeys in the forest with their crocodile friends
and the shadows that await them? And what the deal with
the big old house? Also, would it help if I respected you
a little bit, DC?
Yes I have. The monkeys are aware of them...
but what about the tombstones? The big old house is now
occupied... I saw trucks there. And no respect
is needed... just fear.
all my teachers
hate me and get me in trouble for little shit and watch me in
every single fucking thing i do. what should i do? this fuckin'
Don't go to class or don't screw up. Those are
urself sittin down listenin to typo negative and presidents of
the united states of america at the same time...really trippy....ok
1st do u like meat?...if so y?...and if u like vegetables ur sick!!!...the
cabbages havent done anything to us !!
I wouldn't listen to presidents of the united states...
I don't care for them. Type o is boring now... so they'd
get turned off soon after. I do not mind the taste
of meat... but I don't particularly crave it though.
pissed and princess both start with "p"....is there
a coincidence there?
Uh... no... it's just the language. Otherwise
wouldn't there be a connection between smart and stupid?
am i stupid?...if
u say yes u win a free trip to harvard to learn y ur wrong *robin*
Yes you are. Where are my ticket?
is it normal
to have an orgasm every 5 mins?
Normal? Well, if you always have one every 5
minutes, then it is normal for you.
How the hell would I know?
if i order now?...arnt all giftss free?
They used to be... but now it means you are sucked
in and have to either a) buy more stuff or b) buy more stuff for
the loser who gave you the present.
parents have a disposition, that no matter what you did, wasnt
pleased with you? What should i do?
My parents were mostly proud of me. What should
you do about what?
the most sexually explicit dream you have ever had?
Anothy Keidis (the loser who doesn't like Mike Patton)
was doing nasty things to me in my basement. I woke up in
a smurf come from.....?
A mommy smurf or a laboratory.
How do you
know I don't really want to know how you are, I always like to
know how you are and what you and your sock monkey tribe have
been upto??? Sally
I'm ALIVE... what else does it matter? My sock
monkey tribe has been tired lately... stupid weather too.
just like to let everyone know that I didn't write that bisexual
question, someone has put my name to their question. Everyone
knows I'm bisexual anyway??? Sally ( aka **†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™)
I think that no one cares who you sleep with... what
does it matter as long as it ain't in my bed.
colomn stuff that sucks there was a statement that said -monkeys
having sex in your bed- I thought monkeys had no sexual bits???(
Thats what DC says anyway) Sally
SOCK monkeys have no sexual bits.... go to the local
zoo where there are monkeys. REAL monkeys are fully equipped.
getting piss off at all those people saying things about Princess,
if they don't like her questions, they don't have to read them.
They can just skip them, or maybe they're too stupid to figure
that out. I know is not a question but I just had to say
Good answer. What was the category again?
oh yea... Bitching 101. :)
does a smurf turn if you suffocate it?!
Pink, bright pink.
like to know why people think my questions are stupid and thier
questions are great when thier questions are just as stupid too,
and could you ask a good question anyway and what question would
be a good question ask to you???Sally
A great question would be to ask me if I have thought
about the monkeys in the forest with crocodile friends, the shadows
that await them, and what was the deal with the big old house???
nikon for not being able to spell, gee there are other people
that don't spell things right but I get a kick up the ass for
it, I never said I was perfect, and Seth I don't think I will
kill myself I wouldn't give you the satisfaction, about the characters
I only just learnt how to use them actually so there and so what
if I use them whats wrong with that? Thank you Gimm Kaos for saying
I am not a bitch, I love you heaps (only kidding thanks for the
good words about me though) So how are you DC and where were you
this week??? Sally PS- If it annoys people me using characters
then I won't use them
I am sick of the HOW ARE YOU question... no one really
wants to know anyways... all they are looking for is a "fine"
so you'll shut up and go away. I have been no where this
week, just work and that BARELY counts for anything. Have
I mentioned lately that bosses suck ASS??? No respect I
tell you... no respect... and that's all I'm asking for.
Just a tad of respect every few years.
tell my friends that i'm bisexual?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
If they'd give a shit. Does it really matter
unless you are going to sleep with them or have them set you up
i love my
girl very much. what should i do?
Keep loving her and make sure that you treat her nicely.
But humans are foolish and always screw things up.
has scabs and pus all over it. i think there's maggots inside
it, too. can you help me with what to do about this unfortunate
situation i'm in?
First of all... STOP JERKING OFF... at least for awhile
pal. After that, perhaps a doctor. Or you could just
soak it in peroxide and hope it drops off so you don't have to
worry about it.
do you like
the movie CLERKS?
Never heard of it.
i have cum stains on my pants. what's the best cum cleaner?
Saliva. You figure it out.
you do if you woke up one morning and your dick was 20 feet long
and spiked at the end?
I would be quite worried. Then I'd smash things...
I can take
clay and mold it to look like a human, does that make it so?
It won't be just so until you add a funny hat.
Then it is so.
If I made
that screeching sound again... will you pat my head?
Hmmm... sounds familiar...
ask stupid questions when you don't want stupid answers?
What an intelligent question... the person ask must
be BRILLIANT... hmmm... didn't they put this as an INSANE THOUGHT
the stupid people. Can't they read signs???
Another great question... but I've had enough of my
hell is 'apple pie and motherhood' supposed to mean???
I'm still looking for the answer to this one... strangely
enough it is from a training session I took... a QS/ISO documentation...
so you can see why I was confused... technical stuff and suddenly
apple pie and motherhood...
why is smurfette
the only female smurf? and do you think papa smurf is abusing
her in any way? she seems a little antisocial to be the only girl
in a compund full of guys. nikon
You just don't see the other girl smurfs. 'They
are DAMN ugly. Smurfette had surgery to look like that.
Her head is filled with silicone. Just like reality... hide
DC You need me. Im the only one who can save the site. Ive
got the monkeys. Did im mention im crazy?Spacey
I don't need you... this site doesn't need to be saved..
let it die!!! Monkeys rock, and good thing.
think that the word In humane has no reason existing,In humane:
the human act of a lack of pity or compassion. what the fuck is
that supposed to mean? Humans by definition are not "humane"
at all. our entire race depends upon the supply of minerals to
tear out of the earth and enough animals to kill. humans are by
far the least "humane" creatures on the planet. If you
ask me Humane, and Inhumanes, definitions should be swapped. What
are your views?
Humans are sickening little creatures who rip apart
their surroundings and then move on. As for the language,
it is a pathetic attempt at trying to connect with other humans
when they will never truly understand each other. So the
words themselves mean nothing, they are just distractions from
the feelings themselves. It's so pathetic that they even
turn on themselves, picking at each difference such as color,
sex and age. The word Human should be a curse word, it's
a cursed life.