is such a strong word, how about if you call me the politically
correct term of sanity deprived? luv nikon
No... I think psycho fits quite well for you :)
if there was a Hell... would it have air conditioning? nikon
Yes, but it'd always be on the fritz.
about "mypenis" is from somewhere. I don't remember
were I read it.
I knew it... we're onto that little game
the number 42 represent?
Many things such as how many pickles I'd like to eat
up the gold theory at the end of the rainbow?
Somebody... and the strange thing is that somebody
Do you get
sick of answering our silly questions?
Not really. It gives me more evidence for my
thesis on insane people on the internet and the burning questions
that they have.
Can I say
something - Robin is stupid! Sally
Are we going to have another fight on our hands???
Children behave or you'll both be grounded and forced to hang
out with your parents. And to save Robin from writing in...
I'm sure she thinks you're stupid too. ENOUGH.
favourite pair of socks?
The rainbow ones where each toe has it's own color
and it's own little toe area.
Can I rub
your tail in the dark?
Yes... Just don't stop until I tell you.
Can I be
your sockfriend? Sally
Sure but it will cost you. Send money.
all your peircings? Sally
I have some in my ears and that's it. I used
to have an eyebrow ring but it grew out. I don't want any
It's large and mostly dirt and water.
go skydiving? Sally
No. I'm insane but not that kind of insane.
the 's' stand for in ask DC ?s ???
Ask DC questions.... but I used a ? mark instead.
Am I clever or what?
Why do you
like pickles? Gross!!!
Cuz they are good. It's all a matter of preference.
Do you have
any fetishes? Sally
Not that I am aware of yet. So far I only know
what repulses me. Feet completely repulse me and so do pregnant
the sake of argument, let's say that i'm at school and i'm supposed
to be working, i can't download icq, and the stupid assholes next
to me won't shut up. what do i do to occupy my time besides sending
stupid questions to someone who won't answer for a couple of days?
Well, try doing the work. When done with that,
read. Gather more and more knowledge until you can manipulate
an "A+" without work and not have to go to class.
my sock moneky keep on stealing my purple chickens and what
is he doing with them? some how he is either kidnapping them for
there green eggs or killing them and i know that his little freind
mr. skunk is in on it to becuase i found mr skunk trying new ways
to get into the barnyard .what should i do?
He steals them because he loves them. Don't assign species and
color to love, for love knows no boundries. As for the skunk...
lay out bird feed. That will do the trick.
she took that mypenis thing from from a joke.... i used a myass
dog joke aroung school for weeks... jeez, people goot really pissed
(it wasnt funny... at all)welll.... ummm not much of a question.
(sarcastic mode on)
Well thank you so much for sharing. Please come
out and share your opinion again. I look forward to it.
(sarcastic mode off)
u name your dog "mypenis" and tell your friends "that
mypenis wouldnt come when i called it!" "sorry
i was late, i was playing with mypenis" "mypenis
likes to crawl between the legs of guests" "i love giving
mypenis a bath" "mypenis likes it when people pet him"......so
DC would u name ur pet dog if u have or plan to get one such a
name.......if so would u say those things??...====~~ *robin*
That is a really stupid question. It must have
been stolen from a comic or something.
if a turtle
doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?...and dont u consider
age a very high price to pay for maturity?....and y is it called
tourist season if we cant shoot em' all? ~~*robin* #00 RULZ!!
This again sounds stolen...
drunk rihgt now. what can i do to sober mysefl up?
Keep reading this site... when it makes no sense at
all... you're sober.
DC I'd like
to let you know why i sign love Sally, its because I am a friendly
person but if it makes you uncomfortable the I won't do it! Sally
Go right ahead, I don't care. If it makes you
Why is there
gold at the end of the rainbow and why can we never get to the
end of the rainbow? Sally
Because rainbows are illusions. There is no gold.
yellow sock monkey is stealing my socks, where is he hiding them
and what is he doing with them? Sally
If I told you, he would harm me and my socks.
Just keep buying more.
I punish him?(my miniture yellow sock monkey) Sally
Don't do anything.. just buy more... it's safer that
I have gotten over my infatuation of you can you give all my money
Why is Tori
Spelling so ugly? Because shes had so much surgery! hehehehe
She was ugly before that... nothing can help her.
cats name? Sally
Can I give
you an answer and you give me a question?
should that the save a pussy sement isnt actually about your cat
and a ploy to get money out of innocent people?
It is completely a ploy to get money out of STUPID
people. Send your money now!
Can I run
rampant with scissors, Oh I already do!
Yes you can... that's what it says
do you have
long,short or medium length hair?
That depends on where the hair is on my body...
em DC, thats about the freak who said we are all sad, well he/she/it/sock
monkey is the sad one with no life! hehehehe (actually they couldn't
be a sock monkey because they arent like that),
good question. and YEA
What is your real name?
ever dream that you were someone else? In a different period
of time maybe?
Yes I have. It was quite interesting. David Bowie
was even on the phone.
JCP have a contest to have people make up their own scents...
maybe CONTEST WINNERS perchance... get to pick their own scent
Because making candles and getting their scents aren't
as easy as that.
why do i
get jealous at the prospect of other "stalking" you?
Because you are PSYCHO
a funky monkey DC? Sally
the pink elf keep stealing my socks?
Because he likes them. Just be glad he isn't
interested in your asshole.
to the friends page?
We have no friends and I answered that already.
Read through the questions and you'll find your answer.
all sad , desperate wanabe a freak kinda people?
Some of us are unintelligent losers such as yourself
but we accept that.
answer my question freak?
if a tree
falls in the woods, and hits some corprate jerk-off, would anyone
I would because I'd like to laugh at it.
happen if i were to tourture and kill the person i hate most in
Well, if you don't get caught, nothing. If you
do, look out.
that greenland is the largest island. what distinguishes a continent
from a large island?
Size. A continent is different then a island.
hell is up with Sally singing love Sally? Do you to have something
going on? (nudge nudge, D.C. has a sex life!)wait, can sock mokeys
have sex? How the hell do they have sex? and do they have sex
ed 101? ~Sock Monkey Tribe member 10926782
I was wondering why she was but figured it was a happy
person thing. I have a sex life if rubbing my tail alone
in the dark counts.
i what to
thank you for answering my questions with real answers:)(i underestamated
you,something that will be the end of me im sure)how old are you?do
you speak french?and have you ever seen the movie "Canadian
I always answer with real answers! I am 22.
I know how to say "Sale Pute" and that's about it.
I have not seen that movie cuz it looked like it sucked ass.
I do not choose my movies based on if they have the word Canada
know the song "Blame Canada"(a song from South Park)is
nominated for some kide of award?
Yes, a grammy. I hope it wins... South Park rocks.
knew i was stalking anyone, i always thought everyone was stalking
me, but if you say so, then DC sleep with one eye open..
And just why is everyone coming to get me in my sleep???
What did I ever do besides tell everyone that they suck???
It's a drunk juggler.
to the quote section?why cant i quote?
Cuz it's a pain in the ass to update. We're going
to do something with it eventually so keep your straight jacket
can i ask
you something ?its a question.why do you even bother with this
site?do you have a social life?(i dont thats why i came to this
site)what do you do to make a living in the real world?i want
a real onest answer,not jibberish,wich is most likely what you'll
I bother with it because it is what I do. Yes
I do have a social life, mind you it's not the best but who needs
it? I work with computers in the 'real world' although I
consider my time out of work to be my real life. Yes I do
work full time and have for the last 5 years. Yes I make
a good living so shut up.
Can I be
a princess? Love Sally ( ~~*PrInCeSs*~~)
The Princess of what? Of fish? Ok... :) they
ever going to take the questions from this page and make a page
happening to you,"The Insane Domain",and the handing
out of the good question award to whom ever wines for one or simply
say it turns them on?and why claim to be a sock monkey?
I do not CLAIM to be one... I AM one. Silly freak.
suggestions!! The title that says Where insanity runs rampant...
and so can you. Yes, even with scissors... well, why not
have a contest to have those types of slogans emailed... and you
get some special insanedomain crud if you think up a goood one...i
was just htinking with the new features and all... why not have..
umm... more new features.--GrimmK, the man/kid of many names...
Good idea. Start sendin them in to. We'll
set up a form soon.
i wouldn't give a fuck but DAMNIT! when that bitch can't spell
cynical it pisses me off. oh almighty sally please please please
go back to the third grade and learn to spell. it's cYnical not
cinical and maybe you should look up the meaning before you go
around sporting the badge like a medal. just a thought for the
day. oh yeah, i'm back from vacation. did you miss me? luv nikon
You were gone? Oh... I mean... sure, we missed
killed mr. bungle didnt you? and to princess in characters sure
sure, anyone could type out a load of shit like that, we just
have to have the time to waste to do it, obviously you do, thus
being you are nothing but a piece of dead squirrel gut on the
highway of life
I would NEVER kill Mr. Bungle! Well, maybe the
second album... but not patton!
**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™ i'm sick of coming to this badass site and having
to read 50 fucking paragraphs of your shit. i hate you. kill yourself
now, and rid our gene pool of your existence. -seth
Ummm... there is no question here seth... tisk tisk.
And you better mean badass in a good way... ha ha ha
to princess- nobody gives a flying fuck about those stupid little
characters you use. practically everone knows how to type them
or use the character map. anyway, dc, what would you do if you
recived a vaseline encrusted dildo in the mail with a mousetrap
on the head with the message "i love you very much, poopie
head. sincerely, steven spielberg." -seth
I would laugh my ass off. Then I would demand
money from him... he can afford it.
Why do I always
feel left out?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
Because you are... well... sometimes.
The rest of the time, you just think you are left out.
been you favorite questionsince you started this "ask DC
I don't have one favorite... that changes with my moods.
point of having "quotes" in the interact section if
you cant interact???
There, I moved it. Now shutup.
i was a chicken and you were a duck and we both lived together
on a farm and the sock monkeys took care of us would u be my freind
or even my lover ?
I'd be your friend, but I'd have to see your feathers
before I'd become your lover. Dirty feathers turn me off.
i know a secert and you dont hahahahaha ok what was the secert
again i forgot
It's that thing about that time when I had that thing
and hid it in that place that one time.
Well if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.
Why do people
who like cats more to themselves, and hermits than people who
Because the way the chaos theory interprets the whole
mess is just too ordered for true chaos to exist. While
short term observation will reveal no patterns, long term observation
reveals patterns within patterns and smaller patterns which make
up the larger patters which make up even larger patterns.
Sally isnt a stupiid bitch!! That was just a small typo.
Sorry!! oh, yeah... um, DC, if you die (Yeah right)
can i be you(Yeah right)? It would be cool to be you, then i would
pick another non human to be you, it would be like a dynasty or
something... YAY!! WE GET TO BE DC!! So now someone will profit
froom omeone elses death, by being you, and getting all you money.
If you ask me, you should make a comic book. it would be good,
and funny,..... we woould get to learn what goes through your
mind. DUUH!! IM NOT A SUPER COW BULLDOZER!!! MEOW! (My cats
name is Kleenda) hey, do you think i should spell it Kleenda,
Cleenda, Klinda, Kleanda, Klaenda (That looks cool... call gaelic
and stuff. yeah, or rather, yaeh!!) GrimmKaos. (WTF- is in a wonderball,
or rather WTF is a wonderball) Oooh, one more thing: aeaeaeae!!!
YEAH!, i mean YaeH!!!----The incredibly inteligent: GrimmKaos!!
No you can not be me, for I am me and you are you but
if you were me then I'd be you to you but me to me. A comic
book would be fun but I don't have the time to do it all!
Klaenda is cool.
ever depressed? This world is filled with depressed people, i
dont know why people cant just get over it and get on with their
lives, but noooo we all have to be depressed every time we get
our heart broken i mean if they break your heart then what is
the fucking point of being depressed? I mean they were assholes
to begin with, am i right?
Yes I was depressed for about 4 years. They are
depressed because they realized that their lives are pathetic
drawn out deaths where all you are doing is passing time until
you die. Who says it has to be from a broken heart?
Broken hearts heal in time, and yes, they are ALL assholes.
Chicks fuck with your head, guys fuck with your body. Both
the sexes are ASSHOLES.
fuck are Sally and Princess? and why do they get all the fucking
questions? I'm just having a fucking bad day! Can I giv you a
Sally and princess are the same person. Surprised?
I don't need a virtual BJ thanks... I don't have one of those
internet strap ons yet.
have one day left to live, what would you do? Problem: Your a
I would smear myself with the best damn ketchup I could
find and then fall into the lap of someone wearing white pants.
suffer from insanity, I enjoy every damn minute of it, how about
I enjoy it sometimes, other times I just enjoy the
All I wanted
was one fucking Pepsi!!! and you people take it fro me! Ddestroying
my will to live! Why? Because I haven't gotten my fucking Pepsi!!!
Do you like Pepsi?
I don't care much for any cola product. But when
I did drink it... I preferred Coke.
Will it take, drown myself in my hate... (Alice in
I have a
major problem, my sock monkey is a compulsive masterbator. It's
getting really embaressing, just last week he started jacking
off in the fruit isle of the grocery store! What should
I do to stop my sock monkey from compusivly masterbating? I thought
perhaps he was lonely and got him a female sock monkey. He physically
abused her till she left. So I thought maybe he was gay, and got
him a male sock monkey, who he promptly killed. Please help me
control my sock monkey!
Put spiked gloves on his paws. If he whacks off
with those, he will be ripping himself to shreds. It only
takes one time... if that doesn't work, de-stuff him and
after a week, stuff him with new stuffins.
Why is the
It is only appears to be up if you are standing on
I am eating
some microwavable food, and there is a black dot on it... I think
it's just burnt there, but, should I eat it? Is it just
a nother one of em penguins evil tricks?!
Sure, eat it! The penguins aren't too dangerous...
at least I don't think so.
everyone make me out to be the person???**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
Cuz the rest of us don't really exist.
Why do you
feel left out?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
I forget now. Ask again next year.
To the person
who asked if a had a life, well DUH of course I do, I'm a hairdresser,
I live with my boyfriend, I work full time, I do martial arts,
swimming, I love getting tattoos, going to the movies, relaxing
with my sock monkeys, going out clubbing, seeing family and friends,
basically doing what people do( sorry DC couldn't let that slip
by and say nothing)What do you like to do to relax DC?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
I make music, do design work, sleep, play with Anna,
bitch and complain.
Do you think
Anastasia will take over the world with the other cats and would
she be a leader or a follower?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
She is a natural leader. She will lead them and
i will lead you.
is in lunch detention. how may i rescue her?
Call in pretending to be her mother or father and pretend
that it's an emergency.
red violets r blue......violets r blue violets r blue........or
The only flowers I know are roses and dandelions.
Everything else is just "flowers".
if a bitch
is a female dog and a female dog is a bitch then what is a female
a bitch in training.
bungle? another of your personalities??? i like it better.. you
should rename this section to ask mr. bungle
mr bungle is great. And no, mr bungle is more
like one of mike pattons personalities. mr bungle is the
group that the former singer of faith no more is in.
on let me copy the characters, i don't have the time to type them
out..?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™ have a life? Or is she just so fucking
sad that she can't find anything else to do?
Hmmm... yes they do copy... I think she's alive...
and I'm not sure if sad is the word... but that's a good guess
Sally is stupid bitch. BTW Sally, my email adress is Grimm311t3@hotmail.com.
feel free to email me. ANyway, what the hell
makes that freak think you are annoying?? I dont get it...
you get questions, you answer them... how can you be annoying.
and Sally, what does she mean when she tries to compare Insanity
to stupidity. well, sally, you are a human, which is obvious....
and i hope Loki burns you. BBBYYYEEE --GrimmKaos.
I kinda enjoyed being annoying.. but if I'm not.. .then
I like how
you have updated the site and the new sentence under insane domain
did you make that up?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
Thank you and yes... it was surprisingly easy.
My brain hurts now.
What a coincedence,
I love felines too but I love tigers they are the most beautiful
creatures. One we went to the zoo and the female and male had
been separated and the male was pacing up and down really close
to the window and we got the closest look at a tiger you would
ever get, it was amazing, I loved it. What do you think of tigers?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
I like tigers. The comments keep getting longer...
but questions shorter... I'm starting to feel left out.
tell you what? That I'm the princess of letter characters or how
to do those letter characters???**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™PS - It is easy>>>
You have to tell me what you're the queen of... and
no one cares about the characters.... they just get annoying after
a week or so.
Yay I got
an award hehehe,Why have you singled me out and told me off for
things that other people do too? **†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
Because. And yes, that is my final answer.
you think a flying fuck would be like?I saw you say this in one
of your answers and thought about it for a minute.(credit where
I'm not sure if it would hurt or not... I guess it
all depends on the landing.
my email is everywhere shit I just gave out my new email uh oh..............**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
And the question today is how are you DC and have you done anything
I am alive. I keep on breathing and my
heart keeps pumping... that is very interesting as it does it
all on it's own and my life is just a byproduct of it.
£îƒë ã££ áßøü†?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
About getting a life and realizing what the connection
is between rainbows, dreamers and you.
get 3 weeks vacation time, you must very stressed out that is
probably why your so cinical???We have 4 weeks a year and even
thats not enough>**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
I'm averagely stressed. And I'm not cynical,
a big happy smile from me, I'd just like to say I'm over my bad
mood and that I just had to get all of that out my system. I'm
sorry DC and I will not stalk you, I will not use your ask ?'s
page as a message board, I will be nice, I will act like a proper
sock monkey and not a spoilt one, and I will always ask a question.
When are you going to be in the chat room?**†PrÍñ€ë§§†**™
PS- I really love everybody and I'm not as cinical as I make out.
Bad mood? Anyways... I will be in right now,
that is, my right now, not the now that you are reading this.
And love is not tolerated here. You leave your loving at
the enter screen.