sort of person were u as a teenager........???.....nerd? asshole?
smartass? dumbass? FREAK? hippie? fireman?....what were u?...*rooobbbiiiinnnn*
I was me. Nerd? No. Asshole? No.
Smartass? Always. Dumbass? I've had my moments. Freak?
Define freak. Hippie? No. Fireman? No. I was
me. I was kinda a loner, but had my share of friends.
High school was and is a joke.
No idea but I'm sure someone will look it up and let
us all know.
To some, yes. To others, no.
is the devil
okay to worship? -Jessica Gajdos
If you believe in the devil, you have to believe in
a God/Goddess. Do you really have enough energy to do that?
reebok, and adidas have kids in sweatshops working for them?
Probably. I wouldn't be surprised if they did.
going to be a world war three soon? if so, when?
Most likely and I have no idea. Humans are not predictable
enough to forecast that sort of thing yet. Once psychohistory
(unsure of spelling there) is refined enough, then perhaps we'd
the difference between monkeysocks and sockmonkeys? Love Sally
Monkeysocks are socks made out of monkeys. Sock
monkeys are monkeys made out of socks.
kill the friends list because it was too much trouble?
Yes. We're planning on doing something better.
Probably having people send a twenty dollar bill in the mail to
us with their email address. Then, we send them a few questionnaires
to fill out, send them a few stickers and a membership item, then
put up a page on our site for them and give them a special graphic
they can use on anything they want saying that they are a member
of the insane domain sockmonkey club. I know everyone will
have their own ideas/comments so write to me with them...
that no [?] question was mine, thanks for being so kind and understanding.
I try. It's not easy being the most wonderful
sock monkey ever.
socks, and sockmonkeys get along?? i am a monkeysock (you said
so yourself).... and i just dont wnna get savagely beaten down
by someone like you... or you. --Grimmkaos...BTW: Like the enter
Yes they do actually. But conflicts in personality
are known to happen occasionally. Then they beat the fluff
out of each other.
Can we send in conversations of our own... I have 3 or 4 that
i documented, its me chatting insanely with people on AOL insant
Messenger (I DONT USE AOL!!)....Of course, we hafta email em,
instead of this submit a queschun thing. WHat do you think?--GK
Hmmmmm... we might set up a contest or something for
that. A good one featured each month or something... sure
to the male
in denial... to personify you as female would jeapordize my status
as the only self proclaimes female stalker of DC... and if you
(being a HE not a SHE) wished to do so that would be ok cuz i'd
still be the only female... but if you are in fact a SHE then
that would mean that i would have to compete with you to get his
attention... but then of course... i DO get to chit chat w/ him
on icq... so neener neener neener... as for the question portion,
what makes you so sure your not a man huh?!?
Uh... ok then. Now that people are stalking me, I must inform
you all that I also take cash. You can buy my love.
that rant... DC where should i send that 10 bucks?
Woah... a soulmate... ha ha ha... send it to the same
address as the pussy one. All our stuff gets mailed there.
how do you
tell some one how much you really love them?
You go up to them and say " I really love you"
or something like that. If it's me, you give me lots of
money. Ha ha ha... that would work for a lot of people though...
ever stopped to wonder why there are a bunch of sock monkeys that
look exactly alike? It must of been hard for that sock monkey
mom to that all those at the same time....... OUCH!!
Actually, sock monkeys can't get knocked up due to
their not having sexual organs of any sort. In order to
reproduce, sock monkey DNA (fluff) is taken and other sock monkeys
are cloned using that dna. Lots of monkeys can come from
IF you hold
out from going to the bathroom for a really long time, really,
really, really long time, what happpens?
It hurts like hell and you'll damage your insides.
The longest I've ever held it was for 3 days. That hurt.
For a certain amount... I would. However, they
haven't printed enough of it yet so keep your fetish to yourself.
can i ask
questions without question marks. please. gargle. moo.
Yes. But only this once. After that, no.
u know what
ive had a damn bad day? did u? -rObIN
I can just imagine. However, you still made it
here so it didn't completely suck.
why do we
park in driveways and drive on parkways? -robin
That's an annoying question that is asked by people
who run out of questions. NEXT
If man evolved
from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys?-robin
Because we evolved from a different type of monkeys
that were genetically altered to become smarter. Duh.
longer until all the stupid people realize that life is meaningless
and were all gonna die a horrible horrible death almost at an
instant? i mean, an asteroid could hit the earth at any minute,
or someone could drop the bomb at any minute, and all kinds of
stupid people are just running around collecting the rare pikachu
cards! why are people so damn STUPID?!?
People are genetically stupid. It is simply the
degree of stupidity that changes.
if i accept your pity award, does this mean i'm in your debt or
something? hmmm?... nikon
Everyone is because I share my wit with everyone.
life suck most the time?
because if it didn't, we wouldn't appreciate those
small moments of time that are cool.
is the vreator of the 2nd best, and the MOST psychotic comic series
on the face of the damned earth....oreder is from Slavelabor.com...
ive only read 3 pages, and i LOVE it.... the comic is called Johnny
the Homicidal Maniac...ANYWAY, Vasquez is skinny, and he has black
hair... *jeez, just about everyone fits that descrip. --GK
Not me. I am blond for starters...
monkeys are the evil ones?
The ones who are filled with evil.
Can I use
a toy monkey as sock monkey?Do they get along?
Sometimes... it depends on the personalities of the
To the Nikon
thing: For some goddamn reason I have to be a HE? cant there be
insane females in the word also? and i get the good question award
because I have weird fetishes, bright green clipart is nummy,
why cant we all be equals? make love not war
make love, not bratty children that will infest your
house with smelly shit and screaming.
refer to myself as being human, i refer to myself as being an
evolved monkey..an evil monkey mind you, and i am debating on
whether to purchase an unevolved human (a monkey) to observe it's
behavior and personality, after all we should all trace our family
history, as for you being a sock monkey, are you aware of the
fact that you were once worn on someones foot, you could have
toenail fungus seeping into your brain, slowly eating it away
and spreading down your spinal cord to the rest of your body,
soon..very soon you could be just a big yellow fungal THING....are
you aware of that?
Yes I am and can't wait. I'll be all smelly and
pussy too. Yummmmmmm.
rather not share my good question award- im not into that, i'll
take that one and you can have all the others, and you're right,
the bright green is why i'm so drawn to it, but pastel really
gets me..especially the easter pastels...ooooo*drools* anyway
i have to ask a question, so here goes..everything has to rule
before it sucks..its just how it goes, so what point in time did
people suddenly stop ruling and start sucking? im guessing somewhere
around when that bible crap was supposed to take place..
That is EXACTLY when it happened. Stupid humans...
will you never learn?
happen to look like Johnen Vasquez, would you?? --GrimmK.
Who or what the hell is that?
god i hate
you fucking "overlords" who play favorites... why does
HE get the award and i don't? because it turns him on? i even
offer to deul for the damn rights to the award but NOOOO!!!! grr...
pissing me off lately... Nikon
Ha ha ha... poor nikon... how upsettting. Here...
this is for you.... just because you chat with me on icq
JCP stand for?
It stands for her name. J stands for Jennifer.
Do you prefer
pocket size sock monkeys or normal size sock monkeys?
Both are quite enjoyable... although the pocket ones
can do nasty tricks that feel real good.
Do you like
Yes. It is the funniest stuff in the world.
Do you think
sex is overrated?
With certain people, definitely.
the roommate hell article? It was very smart!
I did with JCP. And thank you!
seen a unicorn.leprichaun or gnomes playing together?
Not recently, although I did miss the last meeting.
didn't read it right DC, i'm disappointed in you, for shame for
shame, I asked you why the good question AWARD turns me on, not
why this section turns me on, coz quite frankly, it's not my type,
the awards are followed by the demented people's questions, THEN
your answers, god im glad i cleared that up, you better remember
next time or you'll lose another one of your sex crazed maniacs
(not really one)
I apoligize for my oversight. The award may turn you
on because of it's bright green color. I also find it arousing.
This is for you and I ...
sock monkeys made from socks?
Only the true ones. Otherwise they are just leg
Do you have
an allergy to tattoos? What happens? Do you wish you didn't have
the allergy? Love Sally
I am allergic to the rubbing alcohol that is in the
ink to reduce infection.
RID OF THE VON HUGENSTEIN "WERE OFF LIKE A TURD" THING,
DAMN ALREADY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH VERY OLD, TRY SOMETHING LIKE BITE
ME AND YES PULL OUT YOUR DENTURES B4 U DO SO !PLEASE .HURRICANE
I have no idea what the hell this is about but it's
insane so it rocks. And no, don't anyone try to copy cuz that's
not insane, that's copying.
YAY! I got
a good question award hehehe! Thanks DC Love Sally
Sure, love is such a fickle thing though. Sigh...
I've heard it all... and it all just leads to heartbreak and jail
So how are
you DC? Love Sally
I am fine... kinda tired... tried to drink a beer last
night at a bar... feelin kinda messed internally now... but seems
to be ok.
you buy these barbies that you talk about I want them all! Love
You can't! Too bad though... there was once a
company that did release those types of dolls but got shut down
by the manufactures of Barbie.
patchouli?Do you eat it? Maybe you shove it up your ass?
I think it's a flower or something... JCP has candles
that are that scent... it smells ok but I didn't ask what it actually
is. She'd know.
ever find the end to the rainbow?Love Sally -PS- I want that gold!
No, because rainbows are illusions and have nothing
to hide. Someday myself, the lovers and dreamers will find
the rainbow connection.
Do you think
outie belly buttons look ugly?
No, they are belly buttons. I don't find them
attractive or disgusting. Feet are disgusting though.
told me there were patterns for sock monkeys but then you told
someone else when they find one tell you but you know the
sock monkey pattern b/c you are one don't you? Love Sally
Why would I give you patterns to make another me?
I am a custom sock monkey. You can make the generic monkeys..
but not me.
So if you
are a sock monkey what gender are you? , or do they have no gender?
No gender... usually. I have one but I hide it
so people don't rip me apart for scientific study of the gender
of custom sock monkeys.
Do you think
the cats will take over the world then? If not who would be the
best contender to take over the world and how do you think they
would do it? Love Sally
Yes they will. They are waiting until us humans
kill most of ourselves off with stupidity. We're getting
did you (DC) become a sock monkey?, or have you always been a
sock monkey? Love Sally
I woke up one day as one. It was spooky but I've
been warm ever since... my insides are fluff.
the sock monkeys? Love Sally
No idea... probably some poor person who wanted to
make something nice for their kid and couldn't afford a real toy.
So using imagination they made a monkey out of socks.
on the D'arcy question--she left in September so she could pursue
acting. She's gonna be in a movie called "Peaces of
Ronnie." Also, she just got busted with cocaine.
Acting? that sucks...
de'caprio played a retard in whats eating gilbert grape, why would
anyone put such an awful reputation opn a retarrd? its not liek
retards get laid or anything...
Sure they do... but Leonardo is just an insult to all
retards... no one is THAT retarded besides him. I can't
stand Leonardo... someone should shoot him.
getting white ceiling paint on your face suck so bad?
Because you have to scrape it off and that hurts like
I like Black,
I like Cats, I like knives, and I like Hats.......How about you?
I like black... it's all I wear. I love cats,
I have one. I like knives, I have many.
be possible to skin someone alive and still have them live?
I somehow doubt it but I'm sure that someone out there
knows how to.
Why do good
things happen to bad people? i seem to have come into a fucking
goldmine and i can't for the life of me figure out why. luv Nikon
Because what goes around comes around, and if you haven't
done anything bad ever, well then it's just life and deal with
it now instead of later when it could suck even worse.
an innie or an outie?
My bellybutton is an innie.
Black and if that isn't considered a color, then blue.
hasn't this been asked before?
I have an
answer not a question and I'm gonna say it anyway! Why do people
like DC ,SANIMAL.........well DC is interesting, charming and
good lookin ! (he paid me to say it SANIMAL)HAHAHAHA Love Sally
Yea... stupid sanimal put that on there and then locked
me out of the site... grrrrrrrrrrrr
the point of the internet?
To provide you with information on other cultures and
countries, while at the same time opening your eyes to the rest
of the world and what it really happening.
So? Be happy it isn't dork
is a horse, of course?
Unless the horse is not a horse but a house dressed
up like a horse.
the jabberwocky gymble and gyre so vorribly?
Because you're stupid and can't spell or make up good
Take that black cat.
why do cats
freak out in pleasure when they're getting their backs scratched?
If you are rubbing them just before where the tail
begins... then they are getting excited sexually.
male or female?
I'm a sock monkey. We have no gender.
do YOU weigh?
I have no idea really. I barely remember what
a scale is, I don't own one.
does the continent of eroupe weigh?
A lot. But not as much as Canada. And not nearly
as much as America with all it's fatheads.
my fucking box? *now THAT'S a good question*
Not really. It's where you saw it last.
Do you like
sex? Love Sally PS-I'm curious
It depends on with who/what. Usually it is quite
sock monkeys going to take over the world? Love Sally PS-because
I'm scared they will!
They won't for the moment. They are still looking for
ways to prevent their fluff from being set on fire.
would you go to be loved?
I wouldn't... you don't go places to find love, it
Do you like
the TROJAN MAN??
Never heard of it... sounds dumb.
the best way to dispose of a body?
working in yearbook on the results of the school polls as i am
right now really gets you to appreciate how totally fucking stupid
people are. no question here, just that comment.
No kidding. High school is a waste of time and the
people who do the best in it socially are the future McDonalds
employees with a university education and no fucking clue.
d'arcy leave the smashing pumpkins?
I didn't know that had happened!!! ahhhhh!
i have a
serious question. i am confused as to which system is better:
communism, socialism, anarchy, capitalism, nationalism, etc. which
system is in your opinion the best?
DCism. That's where I tell everyone what is ok
and not ok. In fact, all of those have good and bad points,
because there is no such thing as a perfect system if humans are
your day job? Love Sally
I work in a computer department for a large company.
does valentines day suck Love Sally
Because it is a way for greedy people to ask for stupid
ass stuff like food and dump others because they didn't cave in
to the commercialism.
the pattern for a sock monkey?Why is the grey sock monkey with
a red mouth the best one? How do I get on your mailing list ?
Do I have to pay to get on the mailing list? Australia is a long
flight but it's worth it to see such a beautiful place. You should
miss people in your chat room b/c thats why no one is in there
when you are. I don't smell. I love all the sock monkeys, well
I lied just the ones called DC. You should give me a good question
award b/c I deserve one!!! Love Sally
I don' know, it's not the best only the most popular,
you sign up on http://www.onelist.com,
no it's free. I'm sorry, but no question award... perhaps
on another question!
the good question award turn me on?
Because it is always followed by something I've written.
up a duel in the chat... pick a time and date... PLEASE?!?
Hmmmmm... No. There will be no dueling on the
am i gay?
i get my own sock monkey pattern?
That I don't know. You find one and let us know.
I dont know
I don't think you have a clue.
i cant take
it to many god damn people are saying i love you can i just take
a semi automadic and kill every one who says i love u please pretty
pretty please with a cherry on top
I know... loving sucks. Go ahead.
make that balloon animal guide thingy? I think it was cool:).
But ,umm, if you did, why cnat you make a sockmonkey guide thingy??
It would rule. I'm sure everyone would love it!! --Grimm
Yes I did... hmmmm... perhaps I should!
the best sock monkey colour?
Grey... with a red mouth.
Can I ask
a silly question and get a silly answer?
Not always... but usually yes.
Can I have
a good question award?PLEASE!!!!!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... no. You didn't ask a good
DC is it
possible to love you even though I've never met you?
Could be... but do you love all sock monkeys are just
ones that call themselves DC?
Why do I
have the urge to have sex with you?
Because I moved, and that met all your needs for a
happen if i sold my soul 2 satan?
Well, first you have to believe in satan... and if
you sold your soul, well then satan would own your soul. Not much
else would happen until your death if that's what you believe.
is it better
to be famous or not?
Depends on what you're famous for!
some people think basketball is their life?
Because their head is as empty as the basketball.
a god? explain your answer, please.
I do not use the terms god or goddess. Both of
those mean different things to everyone. I have a different
belief system, and don't use those terms. So according to
my definitions of god and goddess, no there isn't.
why do teapots
Because the companies that make the teapots are part
of the companies that sell burn care products.
Dead Kennedys) is my cock big enough, is my brain small enough
for you to make me a star?
No, and no. Plus, the size doesn't make
you a star... it's what you do with it and to who.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAUNT ME!!! *starts to cry* it's just that all
i ficking wanted was a good question award and you sit there and
make fun of me. do you even have a heart? *wipes tears from face*
i mean... AND TO THINK I LOVED YOU!!! did our relationship mean
nmothing to you? were all those things you said to me just bullshit?
OH!! I GET IT!! it was all a ploy wasnt it? WELL THE SEX WASNT
GOOD ANYWAY!!! HUMPH!!!
No heart, no it didn't, yes of course they were, it
always was a ploy. I was thinking of giving you one... but
this little outburst has made me decide not to... ha ha ha ah
i like to
make up for the lack of numerous different questions with a really
long stupid one like that *points up*. work for you? luv nikon
It's quality, not quantity... for once that's true.
i have a
feeling that my sock monkey has been stealing my clothes and stuff
but he wont admitt that he is doing it what should i do
Rip the stuffing out of him. That will show him
you mean business.
your idea to cut down on milk and it hasnt worked i find my self
eating more now iv start eating it with pepsi and mountain dew
it taste good u should try it sometime but anyho im eating more
and more ill eat it straight out of the box and everthing i truly
need help do u have anyother ideas 4 me
Maybe you should just stop. Or get a cereal patch
to curb the cravings.
make u love me so much? what is your definition for love?
-robin....oh yeah u gave me a green headed thingy ...i was the
one with the reeses question....ive always wanted a green headed
thingy....thank you ....u turned my blue day to green thanks so
much...oh yeah and dont sleep on it!!
Well I'm glad I made your life complete... and I don't
know why you would love me. My definition of love is knowing all
the stupid and sick things about someone but still stick around.
wont peter pan come and get me and take me 2 never never land
i know im not 2 grown up b/c i act and dress like a kindergardern
i wish o wish he would come and take me away from this place
He won't take you because the last time he did, you
ended up molesting all the lost boys and probing tinkerbell with
your dirty fingers.
the different color skittles taste different??
Because skittles are cheap and only had enough money
to buy different dyes and not flavors.
be ok with you if we wrote down a list of the things we'd forget
to do today?
Who is we and I'd like to see the list.
hell are so many butlers names Jeeves.? i mean, if you name your
kid jeeves youve pretty much mapped out his life.
I have never known a butler... but what the hell kinda
name is jeeves anyways???
Who do you
think is the most insane celebrity
Hmmmm.... not sure really. Is Tom Green a celebrity
yet?? He's completely insane.
ever talked to that butterworth syrup?
No, her and I just glare at each other.
if i were
a cat what whould i be
You'd be a cat.
Why is it
that you can fall in love with your best friend, know that you
can never have him then hurt like hell becuse of it, and he knows
that you like him and he has a g/f.....why does it suck so damn
Because you have no real shot in hell at the moment.
Get over it and live with it.
this guy I like, but I scared him by chasing him with knife.
I had fun, but know he's scared of me and everytime I try to get
close to him he goes to a corner and yells out "Please don't
kill me!!!" What should I do?
Kill him and find another.
the perfect mate!!...not a question a command...but if u look
at it in a question stand point ...what would the perfect mate
be like for u?
Funny, twisted, smart, around my age, good with computers,
likes cats, has lots of money to give me so I can work on this
site full time and has a sock monkey.
DC if you
had 3 minutes left to live and u knew u had three minutes left
to live...what would u do to occupy u in your last three minutes
on this beautiful green/blue/garbage filled/dirt baggy earth?
I would laugh insanely and smash stuff.
Does it really matter? I'll be dead in 3 minutes!
who say that the good question award is for all the questions
that suck are actuafdfrgdcgfgfhdddds55564356?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
If i were
to sit here and answer sensless questions all day... Would i automatically
get a psycic ability to communicate with you?
No, but I would obtain legal rights to kick your sorry
Why is it
that people bugged you for the chat room ,yet when I was in there
there was noone there?Is becuase they want to avoid me at all
costs? I'm not a bad person , am I?
No, it's because people begged for it and then didn't
care about it. Once I set up chat times, hopefully things
will pick up. As for people avoiding you.... I didn't want
to be the one to tell you. You're not bad... just smelly.
you miss me from your chat room?
Because I just won't!
Australia? I live in Australia and it's the best place to live!
I have never been there... and it's such a long flight!
you be in the chatroom? I would love to chat to you , I think!
Well we're setting up a schedule shortly. I have
been really busy lately... but will be setting aside time for
chats soon :) If you're on the mailing list, you get notified
when I'm on chat.
Why do you
only have a hate mail section? What if I want to send you good
mail? Can I still send it to hate mail?
Yes, send it to the hate mail then. We get hate
mail more often then cool mail...
How do I
get a sock monkey? Can I make my own?
You buy them and yes, actually you can. There
How do I
become a member or at least a friend?
Well, we're going to change that soon... so don't bother
for now. For DemonBoy: THAT'S WHY WE HAVEN'T CHANGED YOUR
i need help
i have a addiction to cerel can u help me
Start by cutting down on the milk...
Im NOT going
to ask a question!!!! NO I TOLD YOU!! No questions!!
I will die before i ask you a question!!! LIke.. i.....sasid...no...
ZzZzZzZzZ....... Where am i ?
You are not here, but back there where you were when
you were not here.
or your site is a tad ficked up....the main questions page says
last updated February 08, 2000 but its the ninth on the other
My site engages in time-warping to screw with all your
fragile little minds...
have no life for being a loyal visitor to your damn site?
Exactly the opposite.
si it that once you finally get over an x-girlfriend theyre the
ones that wont leave you the fuck alone?
Because when you want her, you're a loser, but when
you don't, you're desirable. If you were to cave in and
like her again, you would instantly become a loser again, but
this time also a heartsick fuck up that her and her friends can
are government cntrolled, so they why the hell dont they do something
about it rather than sit and complain with those hopeless surgeon
Like it matters. The whole point of those labels
is to funnel money into other projects such as testing on humans.
It doesn't cost much to print those labels, but they claim it
does, so they can get millions for their secret programs.
point in valentines day
So greedy bitches can be outright greedy and society
will smile and encourage it. It's also a great day for guys
to get rid of chicks. Make them a card with macaroni and
*presto*, no girlfriend. NOTE:
I am aware that not all women are greedy bitches and I apologize
to those that deserve respect for not being a greedy bitch.
the ants go away?
Have you asked them why??? They are intelligent, don't
treat them like stupid ants.
I was reading
your hate people section, typed there was mall people. I work
in a mall and you see the same people everyday. Do they have nothing
better to do?
Exactly! You're being PAID to be there... they
have NO excuse. Perhaps they just seek solace in other losers,
but are too stupid to speak to each other.
you think of the gong "Make a birdhouse in your soul"
by The Might Be Giants?
Never heard it, and from the sounds of the stupid title,
that is a good thing.
question asker is a bitch. i can just tell.
Really? Does it stink of bitch???
be the person that creates the new revised keyboard with the backwords
R just for KoRn? luv nikon
Sure, but can Toys R Us use it too?
there are so many songs about rainbows?
Because everyone wants one, but no one can every really
time you taunt me with a good question award i'm coming after
you. how good are you at sleeping with one eye open? *HUGZ*--Nikon
I'm very good at keeping one eye open and sleeping...
in fact, at work I sleep with both eyes open. Oh... and
for me because this is such a great answer.
fav state in the US?
I don't have one. Why should I like any of them?
Marco Island is nice... it should be it's own country. Chop
it off of Florida and make it a country.
if you could
have any house what kind of house would it be?
A house I could design and have it all paid for on
a piece of land that has a river, IS FAR AWAY FROM THE HORRIBLE
PEOPLE and have lots of money trees.
do u eat your reeses?
I eat the sides off, then split apart what is left
and eat each half after licking off all the peanut butter.
ever sleep with me?
All signs point to never.
lost her favorite hat at a incubus concert and she is wicked pissed
off because she cant find it were should she look to find it and
i want her to find it b/c i dont like her when she is like this
Go online to find a new one, make a new one, or go
suck dick until you find someone who can get one.
umm hi i was wondering if u would join my new relgion called ducktapism
its were we worship duck tape. If it wasnt for duck tape the world
would fall apart
I do not join any religion, no matter how fucked up
can i kidnappe
you for a day?
Depends on the day and how much we've agreed you can
do this for.
was insane, that insanity would suck, becuase sanity does. Insanity
is good, sanity is bad. They are 2 absouluetly oppisite things.
FOR INSANTACE: Sane people suck, they write LAME petitions against
cartoon violence and crap. But Insane people watch those cartoons,
then laugh at the rats killing each other on thier floor. Saying
that sanity is insane, is STUPID! Oh yeah, and writing pettions
to stop little pictures from killing eachother is not insane,
its STUPIID!! Sanity=bad, INSANITY=Good.--GrimmKaos
REALITY - those kids somehow get guns and shoot their classmates
who may or may not watch cartoons. Whose fault is it now?
hell does that bitch keep asking about patchouli?
how do u know it's a bitch?
give this question a good question award just cuz you like me?
Now that wouldn't be much like me now would it?
is to taunt you. No, this is not for you.
ever just wanted to take off out to the country somewhere. maybe
to a cabin deep in the forest, just to get away and aborb all
that surrounds you? is it stupid to want to do something like
That is exactly what I am planning to do. I just need
a bit more money. Anyone hiring in Ottawa???
if i were
to go up to a sock monkey and tell him that i love him...Do you
think he will just sit there and look at me or be like "i
love you too" or be like "i hate you"?
Cuz you see my sock monkey.. when i told him this he just sat
and looked at me! Then when i came to check on him he had
been hung by a thread noose! AND my cats were batting at it!
What do you think got to him today?
It really depends on the monkey. Your monkey
seems to be loveaphobic. He filled his ass with catnip to
get some attention and it backfired. I think you should
take him to a monkey doctor.
favorite position to use for sex?
To USE? Uh... the position where I get money
once I'm done. That works well for me.
hairy lump on your ass is a sock monkey? i seriously thin it's
lie a bad case of hemmeroids or something. oh FYI did you now
preparation H is the most shoplifted item ever? thought i'd share.
Well who wants to buy it? How embarrassing. I stole
some last week.
why is it
that soccer moms (you know the ones in the mini-vans on the cell
phones while turned around in their seat yelling at someone) are
always the ones to cut you off in traffic and then flick YOU off?
Cuz they are STUPID and should stop yelling at their kids all
the time and letting them get away with murder. They have
no lives so they live through everyone else.
i am honored
that my question about our stupid wrestling got a good question
award. and as you suggested, my friend recently ripped our ceiling
fan out and threw it at me in a match. so now i have a new question.
how do i explain to my parents the newly acquired stitches in
Tell them your brain absorbed so much info at once
that it bust open your skull. They'll be proud.
anyone want a shoe that tells you how fast you're running and
how high you can jump?
Because the people that buy those shoes have nothing
better to do with their lives or money.
you think of the dead kennedys?
They are fun and enjoyable to listen to.
you going to update the friends?
Maybe never. Now SHUT UP.... I'm trying to move
away from here!
doesn't really leave a patchouli smell, at least i don't think
I can't say I would know what patchouli smells like. I'll
ask JCP, she has patchouli candles for sale.
why the hell did that wrestling question get a good question award?
what kind of crap is that? IT'S CRAP!
Exactly. Now you see why.
hell is a community question?
it's when it takes a whole community to come up with
do you think
insanity is non-sense,because i see alot of non-sens here.e
It is only nonsense to you because you can not think
outside of your programmed box. It will appear to be nonsense
to you until you see the patterns and the validity of it all.
Sanity is insanity. When you get that, it will all make
sitting in my chair?its still warm so i know it had to be either
you or moltar.
It was moltar. You can't prove otherwise.
Luckey Charms... Have you ever thought about them?? i mean
there is some little lepricon guy just zapping them from thin
air and putting em in boxes to feed us. Have you ever thought
about whats in those rather descusting "marshmellows?"
And another thing! those kids like walk all over them then
eat em!!! thats sick.. Lucky charms DONT fly! And there
is ABSOLUTELY nothing at the end of a rainbow! Ive looked!!
This stupid TV!!! Okay they show stupid mind numbing comercials
that go nowhere! IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!! by the way.. How are you
I am fine. Thank you for asking.
why do hippies
smell like patchouli?
It's not patchouli. It's pot.
eat fried green children?
No. I don't like fried foods.
why is it
that only five people have voted for the community question? you
know what im talking about.
Because only five people figured out how to vote for
that option. It's insane but true.
think if a product accutally was lower in fat tast the same or
better and was more nutrishs that the company would make the old
product obsoleat?but they still have to sell the old product and
confuse you with the new product just so they can make more money.
It is exactly the same product, but this way they can sell it
to the 'healthy' people as well as the people who 'eat what they
want'. It's another corporate mind fuck.
have a question. im well aware that wrestling organizations say
not to emmulate what they do on TV at home, but oh well, me and
my friends do it anyway and tape it all so we can look back at
how stupid we are. So anywho, the other day i let my friend powerbomb
me through a table, then i eventually got up and tried to land
and elbow to my opponent who was laying on a table when he rolled
out of the way, and BANG through the table i went. what can i
possibly do for an encore the next time we do it? oh by the way,
your answer to the killer for hire wuestion was pure genius.
Perhaps you should try to somehow produce a hole in
the wall so that you can see into another room, or even breaking
a water pipe of some sort. If all else fails, try ripping
something out of the ceiling and throwing it at each other.
is it just
me or does noone care about the superbowl this year?
The what??? ha ha ha...football sucks.
wreak of pickles to you too?
Wreak? Uh no... although I am now interested
in getting pickles... mmmmm....
Why do people
at burger king use a microphone to talk to you while taking your
order and then yell to the people in the kitchen?
Because the people that work at burger king like to
fuck with the teenagers that they hire.
and a friend are forming a band, what name do you think iis best?
Soul Decay, Bloodstone quarry,sweet hate, or cry od blood?
Bloodstone is ok... but the rest sucks. What
type of music really depends on what type of name you'll need.
your ass isnt hairy then that must be mold growing back there
because there is definately something fuzzy on your ass.
Oh THAT... no that's the sock monkey that refuses to
come out of my ass. It's getting painful actually.
r u right now? what r u doin'? how's your grandmother?
what color socks do u have on?
At home. Answering this question. Which one?
None, I'm barefoot.
Why is it
that in the United States, you have to wait till your 21 to drink
or gamble???....thats why i go to Canada to do that...
Because it just is. Canada rules.
who is better....
wallace or gromit?.. if gromit.. Would you like some cheese?
Cheese is always good... but the best is the really
old cheese. Many a days have been spent nibbling on some
old cheese. Mmmmmm.....
for a little image of a drummer monkey for my page, you know the
little toy monkeys that either play plastic drums or bang cymbals?
ok well anyway, know where i can get one? i cant find one anywhere
and it's really really important so please..help!
Actually I do not. Try buying a clipart cd!