Are you, or have
you ever attended sock monkey school? if you did what was your
favourite subject? and what was the one that you hated the most?
i did attend sock monkey high school... and a few college courses...
my favorite? hmmm... i didn't have just one... i liked art, english
if you were to attend
university what would you study?
i'd study a lot of things... physics... geography... history...
astronomy... marketing... archeology....
do you think it would
be good revenge to shot someone with a paint ball gun?
not really no... how is that revenge? if anything it lacks imagination
would you ever come
and live with me in Australia?
well maybe if you paid for me to come there... though i'm not
sure how eager i'd be to sit on a plane for a day to get there
Since when did people
start referring to me as Tiki on this site? - Mzebonga
i'm not sure... unless it was just you trying to be cool which
could very well be true...
Why do i always fall
asleep on a christmas song? leigh
i don't know but that sound disturbing
NEED ADVICE: i have
a dog and my boyfriend's got a cat (got a new boyfriend...no more
wallowing). We both hate each others pet. and there's no way i'm
gonna get rid of my dog and he's as determined. In effect, we
both can't stay in each others house which is ridiculous. this
is the first time i'm in this situation. i cant believe someone
is so dead set in keeping a pet over his girlfriend! I never killed
a cat before and I've no intention in doing it now so that's a
big no no. What should I do? leigh
1. cats ROCK 2. it's a damned pet and you two better get used
to dealing with them or just break up now 3. who the hell would
give up their PET for a girl or boyfriend? that's just stupid
unless you're actually going to move in together and the other
person is deathly allergic to them... 4. who are YOU to tell him
to get rid of his cat because 'you don't like it'? how would you
feel if he said you HAD to get rid of YOUR pet? the fact that
you even threatened to kill it makes you an enemy of this site...
i'd get rid of you before my cat...
DC honey you are
so sexy i'd just like to eat your soul... hey i actually know
Schizoid I'm from stratford but any way why does the U.S. Government
still think that thier fooling us? its so obvious now, but no,
not any sudden reveloutions and hundred of millions dead, gosh
the world is boring we should kill all the ppl thathinguywhois
(p.s.) Squirrels are superior check out scary squirrel world(its
well i'll let you eat my soul but don't expect it to taste that
great... i'm not sure who you are though... have i met you? and
the US is in a world of their own... i'm not sure what the hell
is wrong with them...
Why am I losing my
memory? Was it the country music that was playing at the restaurant
last night? Has it affected my brain? Ahhh! I forgot my nickname...
What was it?
country music? oh no! we've lost you forever...
How come I can't
find the answer to my question? Did you just not answer it? Do
you have a thing where you can type in your nickname and then
it comes up with your questions and the answers? You should have
one of those. You know you want to.
if you'd like to punch in all my past questions and answers and
develop a search function... then please do and then you can do
that... if i get too many from one person or i don't feel like
answering it... i will delete the question
Yesterday I saw my
grandmother fly. She was watering the plants and then whoof! up
she went. Is this a sign? What does it mean? - sniff.
well i have a floating grandma so i wouldn't be too concerned...
in fact... perhaps one day you'll be able to fly too... and that
will save you a lot of walking time
If you had to choose
between an lemon tree and a map to Dinotopia which would you choose?
oh i'd gladly select the map...
How do you know this
question is going to be pathetic? Ahh! you're right it is! Are
i'm playing the odds really...
What do I do about
the person that sent me a text message thanking me for something...
but I don't know who they are. Or what I did. Have I been sleep
walking again? sniff
well as long as they aren't saying how much you suck, i wouldn't
worry about it... maybe next time they'll send you thank you cash
why do rhinos have
two horns? i dont have any. is it selfishness? supermandave
well we all have different things... some creatures (and humans)
have horns... others have large noses... others have strange looking
toes that look more like sausages with nails stuck on them...
i consider myself
to be heterosexual. i have a healthy sex life with my girlfriend.
but today i masturbated over a 'shemale' (chick with a dick) fucking
a woman in the ass on the internet. is this acceptable? or is
it a little odd? superman dave
there's nothing wrong with that as far as i'm concerned... so
something like that turned you on this one time... maybe it will
again... maybe next time it will be people dressed up in orphan
annie costumes going at it... although i think i would be disturbed
if you told me you were into that because she was horrid looking
have you seen the
NTL adverts from the UK featuring a knitted monkey and a comedian?
If not, you should, if you have, is the monkey related to you?
he looks familiar. superman dave
no i haven't... are you sure that it's not just mzebonga dressed
up like a sock monkey cuz he wants to be me?
How do i get rid
of a blaster worm virus on my laptop? superman dave
lure it out with liscene agreements... oh no wait... oh yea...
use a large magnet and run it over your harddrive
is it better to have
loved and lost than to have never loved at all? superman dave
sometimes yes unless your 'love' is crazy and kills you
does avril lavigne
believe we think she is actually a 'skater chick' and not a manufactured
album selling commodity? superman dave
i'm not sure what she thinks as i don't read her mind... how about
you send it to her and see if she writes a song about it and then
you can be in a video too
how can the government
take morality into factor for law when this government is based
on democracy not theocracy and there is a clear seperation between
church and state but how can they put down our dearest believes
is anarchy the answer to a simpler happier world? -from justin
seperation of church and state? where does THAT actually happen
besides in our dreams?
I know that nutella
or halzelnut spread as some people call it is not the best thing
since sliced bread, but you would have to agree it's the best
thing to put on it!
well i haven't had it in a long time but i do remember it tasting
do you have colligen
injections in your lips? or is it hereditry?
i just look good naturally
I know you
hate brittany spears, but don't you think it's funny how she said
she would never had sex until she was married. and then got fucked
by Justin timberlake. not only does her music suck...............but
shes a hypocrite too
and you're surprised? she's a moron and should be sterlized
do sock monkies live
in trees and eat bananas like normal monkies do?
some of them do ... and yes... some fling their own shit for fun...
why do shampoo companies
tell us to rinse and repeat? I tried this once and I didn't notice
any difference. is this just a giant scam to get us to use more
shampoo therefor having to buy more shampoo?
of course it's just a scam!!! i'm glad you caught on though...
they won't fool you this time
what do you get if
you cross some poo with a giraffe? superman dave
a huge creature that came across some poo
When I pet
my cat she slowly slides off of whatever surface she is laying
on and falls to the floor, never landing on her feet. I know she
likes it when I pet her, as she always purrs and bugs me to pet
her more once she has fallen. Is this normal behavior?
for your cat... yes... i've seen other cats do that too... it's
best to catch them though...
I had a psycho Christmas
shopper get after me last year for not having any pecan rolls.
Turns out, we did have some, but they sold out. How can anyone
get upset over pecan rolls?! McDiablo
maybe she has some sort of pecan roll fetish... isn't that a disturbing
I only have two Geography
classes left. Will I survive? McDiablo
sure you will... and if not... the land masses aren't drifting
around so quick that you can't catch up
I was standing for
four hours today and my back and feet weren't hurting. They usually
do when I am standing/walking around for a long time. What's up
with that? McDiablo
it's those magic socks your mom got you... go thank her and she'll
pretend she doesn't know what you're talking about
Don't you hate it
when people are mad at you and you have no idea why? Well, I do.
Any ways to torture them to get them to talk? -ferretchick
those people suck and just bitch slap them
I hate little bitches
who go to other schools and think they're all cool because they
skateboard but you're a foot taller than them and you're described
as "short." Why do afore said bastards feel the need
to lower others self esteem just to make themselves feel like
bigger people? (no pun intended) -ferretchick
just apply the 'bitch slapping' technique to them or ignore them...
once you're out of school you won't have to think about them ever
again until you pull up to a drive through and they ask if you
want fries with your order
I'm pretty sick and
i went to the doctor's again, and he said that i don't have the
plague. but i'm not sure if i believe him.. do you think i have
the plague? - Miss Roger's Sweater
well maybe not the plague but perhaps it's the black death...
oh wait... that is the plague... maybe he uses a different term
just to not outright lie to you...
I was just going
to ask a baby question.. no wait i wasn't.. i saw the your little
rule thingy. in other news, my chia pet died.. was it a suicide
or homicide? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i'm glad you read the rules... i'm very proud of you... and chia
pets are strange twisted creatures so it could have been either
one of those reasons...
My aunt keeps trying
to make me take cough syrup but I'm certain that it's a truth
serum designed to make me tell how late i came home last night.
what do you think? - Miss Roger's Sweater.
if it's nyquil then i say CHUG and enjoy the insane ride... that
stuff is just crazy... no wonder they used those nyquil pills
in the matrix... they'll do some scary shit to you
anyone want to look at autopsy photos? That's so disgusting!
maybe people want to learn about what sort of things are in their
bodies... or they feel more of a kinship with dead bodies then
living people... here is a related
how many different
flavor of skittles are there?
a whole handful
need a funny guide for living in Toronto or any city.
that's nice... where is the question here?
What is a two way
that girls wear? It is a line in a song and I have no idea what
i think it has something to do with shoes... oh no wait... that's
not a 'shoe' thing at all... haven't you seen requiem for a dream?
dick grow bigger too when he tells lies? I'm pretty sure it does
and the parents are too afraid to tell the children because they
will get scared. what do you think?
no no... pinnochio is the boy that had a NOSE that would grow...
it was dinkihio who's dick would grow when he lied...i was going
to make some joke about how dinkihio says he loves you and his
dick grows but i'm too tired to pull it together
can you buy peoples
souls on Ebay? I am very interested in owning some.
most likely... be sure to leave feedback... or i can sell you
one directly if you want... it comes in a jar
Do you think over
time humans will evolve to have stuff like wings or big long tongues
that catch insects?or maybe even gills so we can all live in big
cities in the ocean.I think the gills is the most probable, because
the green house affect over time will cover most of the earth
water. After all isn't the point of evolution to successfully
adapt to the environment? Merla-K
all of that seems likely and i for one will begin practicing swimming
away from my own piss... anyone have a pool?
when you masturbate,
who or what do you like to use as visual aids? P.S don't just
say 'porn' because I feel that answer is too genaralised.
what makes you assume that i'll say 'porn'? i'm much more creative
then that... i masturbate to lava lamps (once they've warmed up
and begin to 'flow'), smurfette, fresh bread and the cartoon captain
i'm pretty sure that
this cold is going to kill me.. would you take care of my teddy
bear for me when i'm gone? you can even use her in your sock monkey
porn section.. i hear she's easy - Miss Roger's Sweater
well i don't think you're going to die just yet... but sure i'll
take care of her for you... she'll always be warm...
tonight in wind symphony
we played christmas songs.. i wanted to shoot someone.. is it
wrong that i greatly resent christmas? - Miss Roger's Sweater
wind symphony? ... and no it's perfectly normal to resent the
non-stop xmas music pouring out of every store, mall, radio and
tv at you... it's annoying as hell... any idiot can release a
xmas album... it's horrible
why must all my teachers
give me big projects to do this week? they're trying to kill me
aren't they? - Miss Roger's Sweater
they're trying to get all the work in before xmas comes and distracts
everyone for awhile...
i am really bored.
what should i do? i have a gf on the internet and i am waiting
for her. i think she is mad because i overslept 2 times this week.
do u think she is mad? i think she is because i had a dream she
took a knife after me. why does my dog have to be so gay and chew
on my cord? i hope she gets electrictuted
go get your dog a NICE home where people won't let it chew on
cords while they blither on about their online girlfriends
So, is it
only a good story when the person being raped is dead, or does
the same stand for anyone who can't defend themeselves; like paraplegics
perhaps, or the mentally handicapped? Sorry if I sound like a
prude or kill joy, but I find it difficult to take the issue lightly.
i'm not sure what you're going on about (probably some answer
i gave and now forget)... however i'd like to state for the record
that it's never good in any way when people are raped...
I discovered a dimensional
rift under my bed sometime last year. It was never a problem until
just recently it began to suck in my left socks I left on the
floor. In exchange for them, it deposits lady bugs in my room.
The bills for my black cotton footwear are starting to add up
and I can no longer stand the sight of lady bugs. Do you have
a solution to my perils? Is there a way to mend this?
well i hate to break the bad news to you but you're doomed...
either you whore yourself out to get some money for new socks...
or you will have to sink so low that i can't believe i'm even
suggesting this... don't leave your socks on the floor
I'm sick. Do you
think I have the plague mentioned by Miss Rogers Sweater? Also,
when will I get better/die from it? FartMonkey
well that all depends... do you have any sexy stuffed animals
to offer to me if you die?
I was cowering under
my blankets yesterday in an attempt to avoid light, which would
have killed me. During this time I contemplated both suicide and
nyquil (the green kind). At first I said no no, the taste just
isn't worth it, I'd rather continue feeling like crap. Then later
I said quit being such a baby and just chug the poison and you'll
be out for hours. I took some, and it was even more awful than
I had recalled. Don't you hate the feeling you get right after
you take the first spoon, and you know what the second one is
gonna taste like? What are your views on this and other aspects
of nyquil? FartMonkey
i know you're sick and all so i'll type this in big letters for
you 'THERE ARE NYQUIL PILLS'.. that's right.. PILLS... no taste
to deal with unless you chew them... so tell whomever is tending
to you (not your invisible friends) to go get you some before
you start projectile vomiting at them
If you could fuck
any celebrity of your choice, who would it be?
marla singer... she ruins EVERYTHING
DC I have absolutely
no idea if i know you, but if you if you know a guy called webs
from stratford then you might know me (cause i am him), but any
way rules are rules so question time, is being insane sane?i think
it is or is it sane to be insanely sane? sanity clause i need
a sanity clause!Thatthinguywhois
i met a few people there... but i don't recall if i did meet you
or not... if you have that episode on tape then go check to see
if we've met... as for your questions... being insane isn't sane
but it can feel like sane and then everything sane feels insane...
so it's all a matter of perspective...
can dinosaurs come
back to life?
oh yes.. haven't you seen that movie with them in it? they're
not dead... some of them left and found a new planet far away...
dinosaurs are like that...
the those people who do nice stuff like stop a whole gang og kids
beating you up? And what about those women who feel sorry for
you and have sex with you to make you feel better? What happened
to them? - Mzebonga
well i've heard of the first group but the second is new to me...
what DID happen to them on their way to my place?
Whoa! Who fucked
up your site? - Mzebonga
what ever are you speaking of... <looks away>
How freaking long
is it going to take for me to make up all the crap I missed on
my sick days? FartMonkey
Ever been to Maddox's
The Best Page in the Universe? FartMonkey
you know, i think i have... but to be honest i didn't vote it
as the best... it's not the worst either...
Have I really lost
like 8 pounds, or is this dumb scale just broken? FartMonkey
it's a little of both actually...
what is happening
to you?... better question... what is happening to me? - Nikon
that is a better question... and i'll be damned if i know the
answer to that one
At the mall I work
at, they have a display for where Santa is at. In this display,
there are penguins. Since when did penguins start living in the
North Pole? Do they think kids are too dumb to notice this? McDiablo
most ADULTS are too dumb to notice that... but you are above and
beyond all them, which makes you the smartest person in the mall...
we're very proud of you!
Who invented the
word "revise"? Please tell me so that I can kill them.
i'm not sure who did but if i find out... i will kick their ass
And while I'm at
it, who invented the word "essay"? This person must
die as well. McDiablo
it could be the same person... ? either way... another ass kicking
when i find out
Do you know where
the love is? If you do, could you please tell the Black Eyed Peas
so they'll play something different on Music TV? - Mzebonga
no i don't know where it is... and i say you introduce them to
the love of a good ass kicking... i wonder how many more questions
i can answer with ass kicking...
i just saw the little
pic for the "no cheer here" section. that makes me so
happy! christmas blows. but your anti-christmasness makes me want
to makeout with my monitor.. may i? - Miss Roger's Sweater
damn... i can't fit in ass kicking here... and i'm glad you like
the new pic... the new site should be opening soon as jcp is working
her scrawny little ass off to get it completed
i am still sick!
i swear the government is trying to kill me.. they're trying to
sterilize me aren't they? - Miss Roger's Sweater
they are actually but being sterile is a GOOD thing... you should
be thankful... and after that high wears down, take some more
pills and it will all be ok... did the government tell me to say
that? no... not our government... we're canadians... so therefore
you're just sick due to your parents wanting someone to make them
i spent 6 hours today
at work doing inventory.. now i know all of the seafood products
we sell.. would you like some dulse? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i'll take some salmon... maybe some shrimp... wait a minute...
did you spit in any of it?
at work today i was
busy with the inventory gun and some lady wanted to know where
the mayo was, so i kinda pointed down to the condinments aisle
and it turns out there was a big display of mayo about 5 ft away
from me in the same direction i was pointing.. the lady was amazed..
i nearly pissed myself. what kind of fudged up flue is that?!
- Miss Roger's Sweater
well it does mean that she's a dumbass for not seeing it and then
bugging you to point out the obvious... you and mcdiablo are too
smart for your jobs... you should both take over...
What's the most you've
ever fit into your rectum? - Ha ha ha
fit INTO? well so far things have only come out of my rectum...
i have had some mighty big shit come out of there... but nothing
that caused anal tearing or anything
Okay, I have finally
figured out my only two options left to choose from. Either I
give my girlfriend an Exacto knife and let her perform surgery
on me, or I go to the doctor who supposedly fixed me up and beat
the ever living shit out of him and do a little home surgery on
him. Which would you prefer?? and dammit..why the hell is the
cat staring at me??? Harbinger
how about you do both... have the girlfriend give it a try...
and just make a doctors appointment for later on that day just
in case she doesn't do a great job... the cat is staring at you
trying to figure what it finds most offensive about you
in the inevitable
war between the sock lemurs and the sock chimps, where will the
i'm getting deja vu with this question... best to just pretend
everything is normal and maybe the feeling will fade
If a man sticks a
frozen banana up his ass does that mean he is gay or just a bit
it means he's a tad more then just a bit weird... or drunk
How come when ever
I come into my room I see monkeys on my bed..there always yelling
at me, and throwing bananas like i did something wrong. What's
you have to make more noise on your way up the stairs... you're
scaring them every time you fling open the door
DC, if i post a question
with links to some pictures i thought were funny, would you remove
the links or would you post them? -CasualFatality
well if i found them funny then i might just post them... then
again i might just delete them so that you would write in again
telling me how much you hated me until i cried... sometimes it's
good to have a good cry in the corner isn't it?
So, we have plenty
of pecan rolls at work, but no one is buying them. Where are the
psychos who usually want them?? McDiablo
i don't know... and that makes it even more scary... you better
be ready to defend yourself when they finally come bursting into
there demanding them by the carton....
From now until Christmas
Eve, I have five days off. I'll be able to survive...right? McDiablo
woah... i don't know... i'd stock up on the slurpees if i were
I just found out
that in the UK, they passed a law that enables the police to fine
people who are driving and talking on their cell phone. Why can't
there be a law like that in Canada?! People in my area can barely
drive and chew gum at the same time, I swear. McDiablo
that'd be great... i think i'd become a cop just to enforce that
why are stores open
24-7 closed on holidays? -Drucilla
so the pissed off employees working during the holidays don't
snap and set fire to the building
Dc do you like toothpaste?
Do you have teeth? Can I see them?
i like to use it... yes i do... and no... keep the hell away from
I think since X-mas
is coming, everyone in the mall I work at is getting grumpier--even
the usually cheery security guard. Will this grumpiness rub off
on me, too? McDiablo
oh yes... in fact it probably has by now
How weird is it that
when I unlocked the door to get into the storage room, there was
a man dressed as Santa trying to get out of there in his motorized
that's really weird... very weird indeed
Continuing with the
above question, how much do you want to bet that Miss Roger's
Sweater would have shot that Santa and stolen all his candy canes?
i'd bet many candy canes... in fact that's what you can get her
what happened to
the good question awards?? have there been no good questions,
or did you just stop giving the awards? -Asylum
i'm not sure anymore... am i just being lazy? are there no good
questions? would i even know a good question if it bit me on the
ass? have i become too bitter? maybe my stuffing has gone bad?
could be anything really...
So, if Christina
Aguilera wanted to get dirty, why did she make a song and not
just dig her garden over or paint the ceiling? Or slit her wrists?
i'll bet your sitting there right now thinking about her getting
dirt in her slit wrists... rubbing it in there... her saying 'yea
mzebonga... it HURTS sooooo much...' and other such nonsense...
well that's just sad mzebonga and you need to stop buying her
why are sock monkey's
it's the tails... who can say no to tails?
what is this...thing?
is it a rabbit?
i think it's a rabbit... what the HELL? (no it's not dead)
well, then, i guess
it depends on your sense of humor...do you find projectile vomiting
funny (if it's happening to someone else and not you)? -CasualFatality
mostly yes actually...
k, heres my question: i have been betrayed by sum1 i thought woz
my best friend and fellow freak! my TRUE fellow freak suffered
as well! what is the best way to humiliate, murder and discriminate
this piece of filth? *i have already tried using sliced cheese
and onigamo auberjines, but catapulting them at her using a rock
bread with banans, but it didnt work!!!!* fudge.
well your using the words 'sum1' and 'woz' with this person might
annoy them like it does me... is it THAT hard to just spell the
words properly? no... so do it already... as for your question...
throw rotton mushrooms and see if that works
im pretty sure its
not a rabbit, i reckon its a guinea pig. wot do you think? supermandave
it's a bit of both.... isn't that strange...
if i eat my own ass
with a spoon, what are the odss of it growing back? superman dave
well i'd have to say it's probably not going to grow back too
is it finger licking
should i get any
more tattoos? supermandave
the oother day i
was walking down the street when a giraffe climbed out of my ass
and ran away. what should i do? where did it go? should i follow
it's time to let it go... it has some things to take care of and
who are you to stop it? you're just some guy who came over for
coffee one day and ended up being a love slave... just get over
it and get on with your life
if you could pickle
any dog, what dog would you pickle? supermandave
poodle... pickled poodle...
if you were on a
plane with the cast of 'lord of the rings' and you crashed, killing
everyone on board except you (you are now stranded in the wilderness)
who would you eat first in order to survive? suermandave
i'd eat the frodo guy first...
if knowledge is power
and children should be seen and not heard, what is the meaning
of pumpkins? supermandave
to be carved and tossed around
What would you do
if the only word you could say was 'yes' and a fat man asked to
rape you? -ferretchick
well i'd have to shake my head no unless he offered me candy as
A healthy infatuation
never hurt anyone, right? -ferretchick
well as long as it's healthy...
Why do guys
so they have something to play with when playing with their dicks
I am afraid of clowns.
Lately, my brother and sister have been taking advantage of my
fear and have printed off pictures of scary clowns and left them
on my bed. My sister even took a picture of myself and made me
look like a clown with Photoshop! When will the madness end? McDiablo
you have to be strong and pretend it doesn't bother you... but
it will bother you and you'll piss the bed a few times in the
night... but if you can wash the sheets without being caught then
they will eventually stop teasing you with clowns
Miss Roger's Sweater
and I are compiling ideas on different uses for tampons. So far
we have: Use them as X-mas tree ornaments, earrings, back scratcher,
and a bird feeder. Can you think of anything else? McDiablo
you can draw faces on them and act out plays... i guess you could
make them finger puppets... nevermind...
How can people not
find where the food court is in a ridiculously small mall? McDiablo
they are STUPID
So what's really
in glue? FartMonkey
sticky stuff... and other stuff
Ok I bought a pack
of 10 reeses peanut butter cups. Upon attempting to eat the first
I realized they must be like 8 years old because they taste like
crap. But anyway, I have 9 perfectly good looking still wrapped
ones. Can you think of a prank so I can put them to good use?
just shove them into the microwave and watch them burn... that's
more fun then a prank
Have you ever beaten
the crap out of someone with an electric guitar? FartMonkey
not lately no... are you wanting me to do that to you again?
What will I name
the little styrofoam man? FartMonkey
If I ever accidentally
reproduce, I vow to beat my kid whenever necessary, including
for my own amusement. Do I need to kill or just maim those who
well i guess that depends on how much they object... and how violently
Wouldn't the world
be a better place if people reproduced asexually? FartMonkey
in some ways yes... in many other ways, no... basically there
is just too much reproducing as it is...
What do you think
of scatter plots? FartMonkey
well considering i'm not sure what the hell you're talking about...
i'd have to say i'm outraged by them
are you real
no i'm completely fake in every way
whats funnier than
a dead baby? supermandave
a human head in a jar
pickle or ham? if
you pickled hugh hefner, would he get any more wrinkly? can you
pickle pre-pickled pickles? i once pickled my jar of vinegar.
is that the definition of ironic? am i a pickleaholic? supermandave
pickle... i'd rather not think about him naked... yes... and yes
you're a pickleholic
if NASA reckon they've
now charted 1% of the universe, do they know what the other 99%
is? and how do they know what 100% of the universe is if they
havent charted it yet? why wont they tell us? whats at the end
of the universe? supermandave
did NASA actually release a statement starting with "We reckon..."?
and they have their ways... i'd tell you but you wouldn't believe
me and then you'd cry
have you ever had
a question you couldnt answer? supermandave
oh yes.. it happens a lot... most the time i don't care that i
can't answer it
where does the phrase
'a different kettle of fish' come from? i know people used to
smoke fish in a 'kettle', but whats the significance of them being
different enough to class things by? supermandave
see... this one i can't answer because i don't know... and this
also falls under the 'i don't care' category
will noone around me admit that trisciuts are one of the greatest
food items ever created? dont you love triscuits? why do triscuits
always make me feel like a slurpie? is there anything better than
a big box of triscuits and a jumbo slurpie? i prefer my triscuits
right out of the box, how do you like them? ever make one of those
wierd truscuit recipies that they use in thei ads? what ever will
i do when this box of triscuits runs out? there are no stores
open that stock them at this time of night! is my infatuation
with triscuits unhealthy?why am i so unusually into triscuits
right now? what would you say the greatest preperty of the triscuit
is? do you think that maby one day mankind will have all the triscuits
and slurpies that they will ever desire? what should i do with
those who disrespect the triscuit? do you share my believ that
one day the triscuit will end all of humanities preblems and bring
about world piece? what would be the best way to overthrow GWbush
with triscuits? will triscuit crumbs damage my keyboard? how long
will it take all these triscuits i am eating to heal all my infermities?
how long will it take for triscuits to lead me to enlightenment?
these triscuits are makeing me thursty. what flavor slurpie goes
best with triscuits? how can i get my brother to start likeing
triscuits? why are triscuits not already recognised by the medical
comunity as their own food group? what does the word triscuit
mean? who was the guy who invented triscuits? why do triscuits
go so well with gummie worms? why would'nt aliens openly contact
a species so great as to invent something like the triscuit? i
have just realized that triscuits are way to good to have likely
been invented with our current technology. is it possible that
they were created and are being supplied to us by aliens? what
part of the triscuit tree do the crackes come from? do you think
it's possible that triscuits are inteligant? and if so do you
think they have indevidual personalities?
you have some serious issues... i suggest you seek professional
Do you find this
as funny as i do? http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/0364.jpg
sort of but not really... damnit.. pop ups... sigh...
Gee, I cannot seem
to GRASP those rules over there..How may I further hold them...hm
hold them in your lap
the other day, i
saw an old lady walking a poodle down the street, and i had to
fight the urge to run them both down and make cheese from their
remains. is that normal? -Asylum
yes... at least for me
damn it...i'm bored.
i feel like doing something, but i'm not sure what. what do i
want to do? -Asylum
throw things.. that's always fun
i have no ambition
to shave my legs, could this end up causing the demise of the
world? - Miss Roger's Sweater
it's winter... who cares... you need the extra warmth
i bought a new cell
phone last week, would it be wrong to makeout with it's awesomeness?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
oh yes it would be... do not stick your tongue in it
Is it wrong to program
the words "Screw Xmas" to constantly appear on my phone?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
not at all
the christmas music
at work is driving me insane... why did they play 3 different
versions of 'chestnuts roasting on an open fire' back to back?
this is insanity isn't it? - Miss Roger's Sweater
they are trying to torture you... its an experiment where they
do that stuff and see how you recact.. there are cameras everywhere
Will you have gay
gay monkey sex with my friend the Blue monkey boy called Hamishio?
maybe next month
guess what... i want
your asshole for scientific expirements on how to squeeze basketballs
in tight spaces.. so far we have figured out that we have to deflat
the balls after numerous failures...but we need some test subjects,
were down to one.dc, howaboutIt?
meh.. i'm busy...
The flu is going
around, is it a part of the cats plan for world domination? -ferretchick
no... that's something the birds have brought upon us
What is the worst
question you've been asked? (Real life included...) -ferretchick
hmmm... there have been so many... there is no way to pick just
one... so many stupid and really bad questions...
Is it wrong to completely
trash an insane Oklahoman pothead in your story? -ferretchick
not today no
Do you know a place
to buy silver bullets for those who go to the dark side (the "popular"
i've never bought bullets so i cant help you... how about garlic
Should I make a brew
before or after asking a question...? Anomalie*
How long do geese
about THAT long
why are we here
to read some stuff and not have pop up ads bother you
So ive been gone
for a while but i'm back(yay) only now i live in das stix far
away form broad band why must my life suck? - Kyoritsu
das stix? that sounds made up... are you making things up again?
i told you before not to lie like that unless you gave me coffee
first and you didn't bring me anything...
If doom were an animated
force, what do you think it would look like? Would it be able
to move faster than your average human? What would it smell like?
... And why is it outside my door?
i think it'd be all prickly... and it's outside your door because
you called it... don't you remember?
Why does my mouth
get this weird taste in it after I wake up from a nap? McDiablo
while you're asleep... your mouth will open and the top layers
of skin in your mouth dry up and die... when you wake up and wet
your mouth... that stuff you taste is the dead skin
A woman spent $1000
on chocolate today--chocolate! Well, baskets with chocolate in
them. Still, that's pretty crazy to me. What else does she possibly
spend lots of money on? McDiablo
that is indeed insane... $1000? on CHOCOLATE? perhaps she planned
on eating it all in one night and having the biggest sugar high
of her life...
If Zellers is supposed
to have low prices, then why do people shoplift from there? McDiablo
people shoplift from everywhere... i don't understand people who
shoplift and get some sort of enjoyment out of it...
hey DC, have you
ever seen the popular(well not realy) web series Red vs Blue?
no i haven't actually... i also haven't seen a few other million
other websites but i'm working on it... i'll look it up
if its not Fair then
could it be Circus?
all that matters are the evil rides designed to break down and
take out kids
The circus Maximus
was the roman way of having a good time whilst killing people
who" aren't worth Haveing alive" evrybody liked it aparently
and much money was made just good for the economy i guess. so
why cant we do the same thing with sayy... prisoners, let them
choose of course. now the old romans used to have animals fight
people as well but i dont think we could get away with that people
love animals more than other people Especialy when "they
deserve punishment." so other than the fact that this is
just the next logical step in the progression of Professional
wrestling and just moraly wrong. whats wrong with that?
how about we do it with those rich assholes that steal millions
and billions of dollars... we'll start there... the only problem
is that humans should NOT be in charge of assigning who is to
In your list of crappy
gifts, it says gloves, socks, and scarves..are you implying that
socks suck? Socks rock my...well they rock my socks, and I'd actually
like socks for christmas. Now those weird socks with the individual
toes are stupid and nasty, and of course if they have stupid logos
on them, but overall socks are our friends. I demand satisfaction!
well socks with stupid little bells or something on them do...
the socks know when i'm talking about them or not...
About an hour ago
I was just sitting here typing and my hands smelled like PEANUT
BUTTER! I havent even eaten any peanut products all day! Now I
smelled my hands again and they suddenly smelled like sausage!
The weird thing is I dont even like sausage! Do you think I have
a disease or is this just my guitar teachers black magic getting
me to stop biting my nails? -boing!boing!SPLAT
you need to begin sniffing your hands every hour and writing down
what they smell like... also keep a list of anything you touch...
we'll get to the bottom of this
if you shoot a gerbal
out of a potato gun into someone else's ass is it considered buggery,
beastiality, both, or neither? if neither, then what is it?
i think it's mostly unfair to the gerbal unless it's into that
sort of thing...
if you eat moonfruit
do you become a homosexual moon fanatic? - The Don
not this month
would you have sex
with a llama? if so what position? and her/his (llama) sex name?
i'd have to say no i wouldn't... unless it paid me
what's the foulest
word you've ever uttered to anyone? leigh
i don't really know... does throwing things count as words?
What would you do
if someone ask you to spy on someone and will give you a lollipop
in return? leigh
i don't like lollipops so i'd have to say no
If George bush throw
a dirty finger on you, what would you do? leigh
i'd throw whatever i could find and throw it at him until he left
how come there's
a pink lemonade flavor of Snapple and i'm drinking it right now?
if there wasn't... you'd be sucking on a bottle full of piss and
how would you feel then?
of EBAy crap are really tyrant lizards are they? the u.s. economy
sucks but why why why DCthathinguywhois
well ebay isn't too bad if people just learn to READ and THINK
a little bit... but i know how you feel so you just buy things
directly from me and we won't worry about ebay anymore
What is your favourite
Will I be able to
survive working six straight days next week--and in a mall that
plays the same X-mas music over and over again? McDiablo
well... survive yes... as in you will live... however you will
snap and do some insane things that you'll write in about... we
look forward to hearing from you
What should I do
after I'm finished my last exam? McDiablo
are you ready to
rock? i said, are you ready to rock?
no not really actually... maybe next month
Do you button your
red and black plaid flannel all the way to the top?
considering i don't have one... i'd have to say no
What would happen
if God became an atheist? - Wolfdog
that's already happened... turn on the news and see what happens
Why are we (the readers
of your page) here? -Wolfdog
for my incredible wit and ... yea ok that made me feel sick too...
you're here because there are no pop up ads
wha is the meaning
of life? tech
42 and nothing