gives a shit? - Mzebonga
all the who's in whooville give a shit... go over there and they'll
give you a hug
the hell? my stomach is upset... why? - Miss Roger's Sweater
you've eaten nothing but slurpees and cookies for the last 4 years...
what did you expect?
have to break it to my guitar teacher today that i can't go to my
lesson next week cuz i have to write an exam... is he going to cry?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
he will but not in front of you and then he'll write a little song
about it while you're off writing the exam
know i have to practice guitar but can i take a nap first? - Miss
yes you may... only play guitar when you're well rested or spun
much was my term paper out of? my teacher never told us, but i got
20 on it. is that good or bad? he wrote that overall it was good..
but i am still confused.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
i'd ask him to clarify and maybe you'll get extra marks
i was 'released' from the sanitarium the other day i stumbled across
a small dog playing with a child, i was very curious to find that
the child was really an approaching double-decker bus, and that
the small dog was my two last cups of tea, do you think the bus
hit me, or is it just my medication? CrAzY mOnGoOsE
it was a bit of both... but let's face it... that dog was really
just some bars over the window
we read this book in my English class and it involved people getting,
I guess, possessed by a sheep. The sheep controlled them into doing
things (like becoming leaders for powerful organizations) and then,
when it doesn't need to use the 'host' anymore, leaves it. The host
ends up getting a blood cyst and then they die from it. Is it okay
for me to be a little scared of sheep now? McDiablo
yes it is... though to be safe, you should feer horses as well...
they al work together..
is the point of going to a post-secondary institution? Is there
a point at all, or are a majority of us just wasting our time and
the majority are wasting their time and money... well ok their parents
time and money... so if you do go then make sure you want to go
friend has studied for her exams for five hours straight. I am amazed.
How do you feel about this? McDiablo
i feel confused... kinda sore... sleepy... maybe a bit angry
havn't been here a lot. it's cuz of my fucked up computer. i think
i will send it to you to kill for me. if you do will you send it
back to me so i can soak it in acid and then burn it? thanx irish
yes... but i may be able to fix it... i'll let you know how it turns
you like to give out good question awards? i think you would seeing
as you give it to people who ask about non-shitty things...and you
like hearing about non-shitty things...right? am i making any sense
here? irish psycho
for once you're making a shred of sense... and no sometimes i don't
want to give them out... but have to force myself... other times
i'd love to give them out.. sometimes the award and i don't agree
so we argue until we're no longer speaking and then we just ignore
each other for about a week...and other times i am just damned lazy...
leaving and going far away. do you want to come with? irish psycho
that all depends on where you're going... why and who else will
you like drugs? do you do drugs regularly? please don't take offense,
i'm honestly wondering if you do... irish psycho
some drugs are good... i had a headache the other day and some acetaminophen
helped out... as for other drugs... i'm the type that doesn't like
the idea of popping pills that some doctors like to hand out like
candy... other then that i'm pretty much against putting man-made
chemicals into myself that aren't needed... except caffeine... caffeine
is good... especially with that green stuff i found in the garden...
you ever experimented in sleep deprevation? it's fun to stay up
all night and then eat as much sugar as possible so that ur basically
running on E...i do that as often as i can so i drive everyone insane.....just
like me..... irish psycho
experimented in it voluntarily? no... but my body enjoyed doing
this on it's own so no sugar was needed...
it ok to be of an average age(say 13-15) and physically damage yourself
on a regular basis? i like blood.. irish psych
it's not ok but it seems to be the trend... somehow this and starvation
became really cool... blood is always fun though...
does life love to suck for me? irish psycho
it sucks for everyone at some point in time or another...
got a new saying from somebody today: "Of all the things I
ever lost, I miss my mind the most" Does this saying fit me?
i didn't lose it... its still here and i use it daily... it's everyone
else who have lost theirs... they've handed it over to the tv so
they never have to use it again
is the point of car racing ? There's alot of cars and they all go
fast like WHOOSH! They all go in a circle, the most incomplicated
shape, and maybe sometimes spin or crash. After about doing this
about 500 times, they all stop and the one in front is suddenly
a god. Please explain the point of this and why is it that only
people in Nashville or people who orginate from Nashiville watch
they aren't a 'god' and hey... why not? and lots of people watch
it... i'm not a huge fan of it... but i don't see any great harm
in it... baseball disturbs me though...
ate a shurken head? --Syko Morgana
no... just the full sized ones
listen to this! i was taking my cat out for a walk, well more like
a drive..I like to put her in my little basket in the front of my
bike, and ride around and so okay, she turns to me and says "yucky
it smells like cow poo" so I said "okay little baby well
turn around" so whats the moral of the story??--Syko Morgana
there is no moral... though it is good to see you have an open relationship
with your cat where you can share your thoughts with each other...
you know that in the time it takes you to read this your nail grows
.00025 inches?--Syko Morgana
i can feel it... yea... yea..... that feels gooooood.....
would you rather have at a cocktail party, eyeballs or peeled grapes?
why can't i have both? what the hell kind of cocktail party is this...
haha.. you said cocktail.... and then i said it...
are triangles everywhere...everywhere I tell you. Why can't people
use squares or circles or octogons for goodness sakes?! Why must
these triangles forever haunt me with their architectural strength?!
why are you so anti-triangle?
separates the geniuses who can't dress themselves in the morning
from the insane nextdoor neighbor who talks to his garden gnomes?
a fence... some trees... some cars... 3 miles and a brick wall
you ever look at these questions and say to yourself, "If they
didn't come to me to answer their pathetic questions they'd just
wind up in on anti-psychotic drugs and I'd never get to see this
side of weird. Still, I don't understand why they won't stop bringing
up photosythesis. Were some of these people plants in their past
lives and need to know if they're a full sun or part shade kind
of former plant?"
yes i do ... in fact i have sketches... models and graphs to show
how much thought i've put into this... i'm planning on touring with
this to schools around the globe...
a native of Gibberania I don't appreciate your discrimination against
my native tongue, Gibberish. Why only prohibit Gibberish? Why not
Gobbledegook, or any other Nonsense Language?
i've told you people before... i can't speak many languages... it's
sad i know... but i just don't have people around to teach me them
all... you don't have to rub it in and make fun of me... just because
you're all multilingual...
is scarier, people who bronze their pets or people who would clone
their pets? (Though being dead or alive is a bit of a variable...)
i think the people who get them stuffed and then pretend they are
still alive are the scariest
you ignore your homework will it go away?
no it won't... in fact it will breed and become more
do you whore yourself as a cheap distraction? Flashy colors and
free sock monkey porn. Damn, I admire you.
why thank you... i do it for you... my fans
McDiablo having fun writing her canadian lit final right now? -
Miss Roger's Sweater
i doubt it... but when you wrote the question she might have been...
unless this is all a hoax... which is probably what this is... as
if that bullet could take all those people out...
you woke up tomorrow morning and your pets could talk to you, what
would they say?
i think ana would say 'hey... i'd like some food NOW'
brother stole my 9V battery out of my tuner a while ago.. can i
kick him? since i need to tune my guitar so i can practice for my
audition.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes you can kick him...
you ever hit the road then been called a bully for it?
no but it did get up and kick my ass so i've never done it again
kids were given cheerleaders to help inspire them for their homework
do you think it would improve test scores?
i think the scores would drop... all those fake smiles and flinging
themselves around is very annoying
other night, I was out enjoyin the lovely rain in the evening. On
my way home, I had to cross the railroad tracksa, but there was
a stupid train. it would go to the left, then to the right. It did
this for several minutes and really made me mad. do you have any
tips on how to hijack that damn train if it happens again? Then
I could cause it to derail or something.--InsaneLane
if you would just pay attention to the damned schedules and plan
your trips a bit better it wouldn't happen
I jumped from a moving vehicle. I scraped my arm up a bit. do you
think that was insane or stupid or insanely-stupid?--InsaneLane
none of the above... so you jumped and you got a bit scraped up...
whats the big deal?
I throw a water balloon at you will you hit me with a sock monkey?
i'll hit you with a power cord until it's not fun anymore
you like Tool?
that icon of Ana?--Syko Morgana
no it's not... it's just a random cat image... ana is a tabby cat...
not a siamese
did Aristotle have such a low opinion of women??? - SiNiSTaR
no idea... at least none that i'm willing to tell you about...
is it that in the dark ages when men used to blame the sex of the
child entirely on women, they also took full credit for their sperm
being the "seed" or complete kid, and the woman was just
the sowing ground? don't those two views contradict each other?
bastards!!!! - SiNiSTaR
those views are horrid... they are bastards!
a single girl again. as of today. yay!! anyone you can hook me up
with? - SiNiSTaR
damnit this isn't a dating board... when will you people learn that
there is more to life then sexual relationships? turn off your tv
and use your head so you're complete with or without some other
feeling cold. Could it possibly be due to the fact that my hair
is wet? McDiablo
yes... yes it is...
come my printer makes weird/annoying noises before it actually starts
printing anything? McDiablo
its thinking about how great of a job its going do for you
I ever have A. Valleau again as an instructor? (You like how I didn't
use his first name? I don't know why I did that. Protecting the
innocent? Maybe.) McDiablo
maybe you will... then again it could just be a 'one season' appearance
for A. Valleau
me the truth! Is it how I remember it, or how he's telling me? Am
I remembering it wrong? Is he a liar? Is he remembering it wrong?
Human senses and memory suck! - Omuletzu
yes they do but that's what happens when you get drunk
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
sure why not
is the fear of feet?
monkeys have been having sex in my bed for the last week. they're
not sock monkeys though and they're really messy with their bodily
fluids. theres stuff going every where. why can't they fucking aim?!?!?i
don't mind it when i go to sleep though it's like the bed is shaking.......
well you just have to put up with it until they're sick of the place...
life? my birthday is in 9 days. how sweet is that? irish psycho
fine i suppose and uh... yea... real sweet... for you
you agree that walking on the beach listening to loud angry music
is enough to live a happy life? thats what keeps my ass living.....
yes without the beach thing
friend of mine was trying to convince me of God's existence and
he asked me what i believed in. i told him that i believed in french
fries....(now liberty fries) was i being cruel? i feel bad, he was
doing a good job of convincing me but i still don't believe in God.
should i apologize? irish psycho
no they AREN'T liberty fries... they are FRENCH fries... and no..
you are allowed to believe what you want... oh wait... unless you
live in the US
fattening is popcorn anyway? - Omuletzu
no one cares
know I could get slapped for this, but... When are you going to
update the Q'n'A archive? - Omuletzu
how do you mean? it is updated?
life is full of compromise! (Did I rant/ask about this before? See,
that's why you should update the archive and add a search function!
<slaps himself>) What can save me from this? Can I change
myself so I don't give a fuck (not a single fuck, not a single solitary
fuck...)? Ah, forget about it! I'm not smart enough to figure out
what I want to know and I'm sure you wouln't answer right even if
I was. - Omuletzu
damnit no search cuz then i'd have to datadrive this and i'm too
lazy to put it in a database... and uh... what?
my new nylon guitar strings going to cost more than 30 bucks? it's
going to break my bank account. - Miss Roger's Sweater
they might... i'd suggest stealing some money from mcdiablos 'secret
hiding place' like the rest of us do
told my mom that she's weird and she agreed.. that's weird right?
she's not suppose to do that.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
she is weird... so love her and be nice already or she'll take your
want to win on the safeway bingo. i'm not going to am i? am i just
wasting all my money on yummy swiss rolls for nothing? - Miss Roger's
yes you are actually... sorry...
think that Conan O'Brien is pretty darn cool. What do you think
about him? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i think that any time i have seen him he has not been funny
hate it! I hate the way people always make things look better than
they really are! All the CVs sound so great! Every person looking
for a job is determined, hard-working, has great communication skills,
etc, etc, etc... We're all perfect! Then you take a look at that
Big Brother monstrosity... or someone just tells you how it is.
It changes the whole perspective. Makes you wonder if you're like
that or how can you live with people like that. Everyone has a hidden
agenda! Why? - Omuletzu
people suck... tv sucks... people believe the tv and then try to
be like the tv and then everything sucks more and everyone is unhappy
but can't figure out why
you believe in the easter bunny, or do you just like chocolate?
the same with santa and presents? Dr. Satan
no and no... and yes it's the same with them... most people don't
know what to get me and getting shitty stuff sucks more then getting
nothing at all
Not been on here for yonks (technical term). Oh, I've missed this
little place. Your insane stories. The porn. The questions. The
giant fly-elephant-coffe-mug hybrid out on the lawn. Hmm. Have you
seen my knee caps? - Fido Dido
i thought i saw one of them... but then everything got fuzzy and
i had to pet it all and got distracted
you see Pi? It's by the same director as Requiem for a Dream, which
I agree rocks muchly. As does Akira. My friend is supposed to coming
over and making me watch Fight Club sometime, and I've seen the
website for Donny Darko.. Insane. Have you seen Ringu (The original
Japanese version of The Ring)? Because that film is amazing. Also..
Have you heard of the distraction Ninjas? 'Cos they're behind you
right now... - Fido Dido
no i haven't yet but it's on the top of my list to see... requiem
and akira were wicked... and no i haven't seen ringu... and damnit...
i fell for that ninja thing again... i've got to get some of those
exactly is Ver? JCP's boyfriend...husband...? - Moi
i lick you? will you lick me? please? irish psycho
yes... no... no...
you seen any of the austin powers movies and if you did did you
like them? irish psycho
yes i have and some parts are quite funny... i'm very disappointed
he put that idiot spears in one though... that was horrid...
do i always have to fart during sex? -mooma
well either you're eating too many gassy foods or you just get so
relaxed that you fart
was an old man who came to my door the other day and he asked me
if i knew where jesus was. i was freaked out because i didnt know
the old man and i had never heard of this jesus character. he continued
and told me jesus was inside of me, i quickly slammed the door and
took a laxative. jesus came out allright....covered in all my sin.
where is the question in this? that's right... there is no question...
you want a naked mole rat? Does a naked mole rat want you? admit
that you've eaten a naked mole rat before huh?--Syko Morgana
no... maybe... and no
dont some bikes get used often?--Syko Morgana
some bikes suck and other bikes are just too good to be sat on...
some are just cleverly disguised macaroni
do peoole have do die?
it would sure suck if they didn't... not only would the planet fill
up, but everyone would get real bored after a few hundred years
have been so busy lately, but now that busyness has subsided a bit.
What should I do with all my spare time? McDiablo
grow things... paint... do a few jigs... maybe build a slurpee shrine...
make up flyers to promote this website...
Dave Letterman really write the top ten list? McDiablo
no he has highly paid people to do that for him
went to bed at 3am last night and I woke up six hours later. I am
not the least bit tired. What's going on here? Is my biological
clock out of whack again? McDiablo
yes it is and it will mess you up until you beg for mercy
i woke up this morning my cowlick was all weird and i thought i
had a comb over.. should i shave my head to save myself from further
scariness? - Miss Roger's Sweater
no... talk to it... it's there for a reason...
is my friend ck so giddy? should i sedate her? - Miss Roger's Sweater.
i say you take the sugar away and as long as she's not pissing her
pants then things should be ok
you please tell me 'what's he building in there?' cuz i need to
know.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
a platform for all the bunnies to perform their version of 'phantom
of the opera' on
got a 912 scam letter in my mail box today, don't you wish these
letters were not scams and they were for real? If it was for real,
would like to share the US$15,000,000 they offered?
yes i would like to share it... that would be great
at the light...its soooo bright! and the ceiling, it's is soooooooooo
white!!!the walls are so green. <smash> i don't think the
wall is supposed to bend that way....is the wall supposed to bend
that way?? irish psycho
mine does... i screamed at it that one day until it bent and now
there it is... bent
at this point in time are you horny?
not really no... but now that you've asked... no...
DC it is I, Dane. I haven't been to your site in ages. I had a look
at the newst Q&A, and the questions are a little boring from
what they use to be. I think people are slowly getting more dumb
as time goes on. Have you noticed this? - dane
hi dane... it is me DC... welcome back... and i've noticed a few
things... i wrote them down somewhere but i've forgotten where...
i'll get back to you
do people mean when they say "dont have a cow"??--Syko
it means that you are not to go out and buy a cow... they are expensive
and take a lot of time and land to raise properly
you tell my future?--Syko Morgana
yes... <points and laughs>
you dance to country music when you're drunk on rum?--Syko Morgana
no... my body refuses no matter what i've done to it... and i'm
long does it take to run around the whole planet?How
long does it take to run around you?--Syko Morgana
about an hour
of the time, when i click on the 'ask a question' link, i have no
idea what I'm going to ask. What do you think about that, huh? -
i'm a bit surprised... slightly confused... barely aroused... feeling
do tourists gain meaning from a place? (this is an asignment question--please
help) - SiNiSTaR
they feel like they've participated in something ... and it's a
memory that stands out from the rest of their meaningless boring
lives... they're somewhere that is different then normal so maybe
they can think and feel something different then normal...
is it with you?? - SiNiSTaR
it's the tail
an ant crawling on my face, what should i do? - SiNiSTaR
eat it... once it's on your face it's fair game
YOU got an omelet that looked like saddam's face,would you eat it
anyway? - SiNiSTaR
an omelet is an omelet
who enjoy watching wrestling are ...? - SiNiSTaR
stupid if they like that fake bullshit soap opera garbage wrestling
am Eva Psychotic, Ahoy. I wonder, where have all the insane bisexual
girls gone? I can't find what can't be found. Also,(feel free to
answer but one of these Questions, as you feel,) Why are all my
friends either so Dumb i can't talk about what i want or so introverted
that i can't take them in public?
i'm not sure where those girls are... when i find out, i will let
you know... and the public sucks so just hang outside somewhere...
ditch the dumb ones
monkeys crow at midnight?--Syko Morgana
syko morgana play the dead girl at the freak show?--Syko Morgana
I'm back...did you miss me? FartMonkey
only if you brought me something back that doesn't itch and burn
for a week
I sent you a bunch of empty water bottles and some whistles, what
would you do with them? FartMonkey
you get for number 37? FartMonkey
two pieces of fish and some orange juice
found this question in a book (which I agree with) that I thought
perhaps you would be able to answer: How come it's acceptable to
write "spilt"? How come we can't say "I was thrilt
when the service station attendant filt my car up with gasoline?"
english is fucked up... that's why
i was travaling the speed of light in my car and turned on the headlights.
What would happen?
everything in the universe would ceast to exist and then the teletubbies
would exist again and things would suck more
Adam and Eve were the first people on earht...did they have navels?
yes... and wings and an extra leg and some spiky hair and anything
else you want...
e'er there dwelt an age eternal since one sudden shining moment
of power and grace doth deign to tread light upon this earth of
miracle false and happiness drained of meaning and livelihood, then
that pitch-filled aeon when souls are awash with the multitudinous
seas incarnadine doth manifest itself in the time which tears at
us now. Why, oh why, in our moment of despair, doth the brave new
world of Miranda's fevered imagining deign to reign a welter of
cruel blows upon us? - Fish
damnit fish... you swam all the way over here to come up with that?
have they been feeding you third-rate fish food again??? those bastards!
P. here, thank you for your advice, the rocks make much better conversation
than my former groupings. My Question: What is done with the surveys?
Do you read them just for kicks, or is that some sort of canadian
IQ (or citizenship) test? By the way, i've enjoyed your site content
for many years, keep up the socking around.
we put the answers up, give
awards and make fun of you... and thanks
those monkeys were at YOUR door and YOU were out of coffee, what
would YOU do? FartMonkey
scream... cry... scream some more... take off my pants
InsaneLane have an evil twin named SaneLane? FartMonkey
i think it's a distant cousin...
do I act all weird during an important hockey game? McDiablo
i think it's the excitement and the face paint
eaten so much junk food tonight. I'm going to be sick, aren't I?
doughnuts and coffee, what is your favourite item from Tim Hortons?
i don't really like the doughnuts... and well i guess i like their
uh... well sometimes their garden salad isn't too horrid... but
other then that... i'm just there for the coffee
I thought I had told you what I thought about your t-shirt ideas..?
Mayhaps I just dreamed that or something. Anyways, I shall do so
presently. - Fido Dido
i think you were dreaming about me again... and i told you that
sometimes it's not real...
did JK whoever she is get away with stealing every little detail
of Harry Potter from Lord of the Rings? FartMonkey
she didn't... anyone who has read both will know this to be true...
they are different... just because they both have magic and wizards
does NOT make them the same or make her stealing...
it's been awhile since I've been here. What in the hell happened
to your capitalization/punctuation, DC?! The world has truly gone
mad. I think I will now go slaughter a midget to try to once again
appease the gods and make things right again. - Jaded Kitten
well i ran away from microsoft front page to macromedia dreamweaver
and it doesn't do that little underliny thing on bad grammar or
spelling mistakes so yea i'm lazy and just gave up
birthday to me. how old have i turned? irish psycho
this is one of those trick questions... i can feel it... how come
i don't have any distraction ninjas to ease this moment?
both guys and girls suck than its impossible to get a good question
award when you ask about something that has a gender. right? irish
no... that'd be too easy...
have to go back to school tomorrow. does that suck? (i'm sorta scaring
myself, i think i'm looking forward to it.......) iirish psycho
yes it does in some ways... but it does keep you off the streets
which is good
the hell is mr bungle? irish psycho
it's a band that changes completely with every album but i like
ask for insane questions but if they were insane how would you understrand
them? irish psycho
i don't ask for them... just give you a form to send them in...
you think that people who say they can tell whether a girl is a
virgin or not by just looking at the way she walks are just a bunch
of steaming piles of horse manure? How can you tell by just looking??
yes they are and they can't they're just being stupid dumbasses
do some guys think that just because they're good-looking, they
have the right to be obnoxious bastards? - SiNiSTaR
same reason why chicks who have big boobs and tiny waists think
they have the right to be fucked up bitches
tired and stressed and have way too many deadlines. Any suggestions
for how to change the circumstances? - Mzebonga
i say you fire those sock monkeys you have working for you and get
some new ones... obviously they are not ensuring your happiness
with everyone changing their email addresses? McDiablo
it's an attempt to fill your address book with so many emails that
you stop mailing everyone
won't my music files upload? Why, oh why, oh why? McDiablo
it hates you...
you think I should pretend to have fun at the dentists' while getting
my impressions, or should i just sleep? McDiablo
have fun sleeping... and be sure to steal something shiny
love you, and you are great. please help me, for my duck does not
waddle to me any more. i have followed your instructions on throwing
bread to ducks, and i am incredably nice to the duck. what more
can i do to please this creature. and i want a monkey.
i say you move out and allow the duck to live it's life without
you.... and don't we all?
do flies work their ass off to get into your house. Then once inside
they beat their head against a window pane to get out?
they are trying to confuse you into giving up your shoes
have been to the doctor many times for my health ailment.They keep
telling me there is nothing wrong with me. Do you think I am seriously
ill because everything I eat turns to shit?
i've heard of that sort of thing happening to others... seek out
a support group...
Pets, Mullets, and Anna Nicole Smith... they all seemed smart at
some point in time. Why do you think that is? And do you think they
would exist if the creators of those things knew what would happen
to them? Anthrax.Boy
they did? they never seemed smart to me... but then again i'm fucking
can anyone like that horrible techno feng-tou music?? - SiNiSTaR
the what-now? i don't have that here...
asylum is were they put mad and insane people, right? So, when a
refugee is seeking asylum in another country and it is granted to
that refugee, do they put the refugee straight away into an asylum?
it depends on the country really
YOU SOCK MONKEYS REALLY HAVE SEX? - Etik_is_high_as_a_kite
yes... here is proof
IF I GIVE YOU TEN MILLON DOLLERS, WILL
YOU LET ME BREAK EVERY SINGLE RULE YOU HAVE ON THIS WEB SITE? -
yes but we want the money up front in cash
i going to kick ass at my music school audition on saturday? - Miss
of course... unless you sneeze on them or do that little 'dance'
of yours in front of them
am having friends over in an hour and a half to hear me play guitar.
the sucky part is that my voice is screwed because of my throat
infection. what do i do? what DO i do? - Miss Roger's Sweater
get someone else to sing... or throw a tantrum so they leave
come my brother realized i had my sweatshirt on backwards and i
did not? is it wrong that it's more comfortable backwards? - Miss
it's not so much wrong as strange... especially if it's a hooded
I had an interview today and I was asked personal, educational and
situational questions. Were all those "al's" really necessary?
it was actually just a sick joke on you...
made my instructor think, 'Now that kid will make a good tutor'?
nothing... you were just a randomly picked name
does one get rid of the onion smell on their hands? McDiablo
chop the hands off and soak them in lemon juice
should i get my mom for mothers day?~SG*
is that coming up? good thing someone warned me... what should i
get MY mom?
have been reading that the music industry is crying that the internet
is killing the profits on the free down loading...Now they are setting
up sites that you can download songs for 99 cents.(legal now). My
question is what the hell is the differance if I download it off
the internet or I put a cassette in the deck and record it off the
well the downloaded version should be a better sounding format...
but besides that... i think that there will always be around whatever
they set up ... and if people really like a band and want to support
them then they will go out and buy their cds or something to support
them so they make more
you are canadian, I hold you personally responsible for Degrassi
Junior High... Are you ashamed?
haha nice try...
u a male or female sock monkey? if
you're a female sockmonkey will u go out with me? nah just kidding,
i dont date canadians
a sigh of relief comes from all of canada...
i've had such a shitty year. i was pistol-whipped by a rich con
man. i've been sent to jail for months, and came out on 4 years
probation for something really fucking stupid. i'm on a special
probation that stipulates that i can't drink, despite me being of
age. obviously i can't smoke anymore, either. my chair slipped off
a second story balcony with no railing, and i fell about ten feet
onto a brick patio, breaking my back. i've gained about 30 pounds
or so. last night i was thrown from a car going about 35, breaking
my collarbone and fucking up my head. i landed on my feet then cartwheeled
head over heels on the blacktop. at least my fragile back came out
alright. my beloved piece of shit car had to be replaced by a shitty
honda. i've had over 300 dollars in speeding tickets. all my friends
moved out of town. i've taken up smoking again. both my big toes
are horribly infected because i fucked them up and can't afford
a doc. excuse the whining, but any hope or at least nihilism to
nah... i am just going to point and laugh like the rest of the world
is Madona still making records and WHY did she make a video immatting
flash dance? Wasn't the movie bad enough already ?-NNY
well there is no rule saying she can't... and i haven't seen that
video... and yes
is it that in ICP ( Insane Clown Posse), they have a clown named
violent Jay ? I mean what's so violent about a clown named Jay ?-NNY
all clowns are evil
is it that when i went out on a business trip,my roommate painted
the facade of my bathroom door yellow ? Everything in there is blue
and the walls are still white everywhere else. I think he has too
much free time and he needs to get hobby or something.-NNY
yellow? yellow sucks... go away again and maybe it will change again...
feel special..I reminded DC about Mothers Day..eheheh...someone
help uss!!how bout band-aids or something..i ran out...~SG*..oh
and it's May 11th!
that's sooner then i expected... i am now concerned about this recent
turn of events
a sock monkey is kind of like a midget, all small and hairy....
so what kind of midget related services do you offer? - Bill Clinton
(i only ask because my present midgets are not living up to expectations)
i offer none to you... i do suggest you find a more appealing species
to appease your tastes
ha, i've finally figured it out, you give the GOOD questions the
monkey butt award... that explains why all those questions with
the vulture head are so lame... so am i right or not?
i'd have to vote for not... in fact, i bet you just wanted to get
get a bad question award so you could do nasty things with the tail...
you sick freak! getting off on a bad question award?! you have some
serious un-fun issues
does sock monkey punani feel like?
punani? no idea what that is actually... i'm sure some messed up
person will share the meaning though... in the meantime... i will
assume it means feet... and they feel feetish
is it that most, if not all of the comedy in this section is contained
in the questions and never in the answers? How does it feel to be
a completely unfunny individual despite such obvious effort?.....why
do i hate you so much?
you're reading them bottom to top... i cry about this every night
until i pass out until i realize it's all a dream... and you're
sexually attracted to me and denying your true feelings...
today is drawn in to an end.. but it hasnt even started yet..i feel
like a fool.. im not depressed..i dont care but im looked down on
..im pissed off.My therapist told me i had low self-esstem.i knew
that!i didnt need any person to tell me that..i need her to say
i m briliant and special...she said that wasnt her job.she doesnt
like me..i told everone about my constant headaches ...they dont
seem to care.i understand the world, i understand thier concerns..
so its understandable why id hate it..i just am like that guy in
ren and stimpy... why did he slave over those photos to just get
denied@!@@?so..dc..do you think im brilliant and special?do you
think you are?
you're special ... that's apparent... and of course... i'm a professional
sock monkey porn star... i'm damned special... my mom told me so
and she doesn't lie... much...
Jell-O made of gel, like hair gel, is that how it stays so neat
in its little cup or is it made of ground up cow hooves like everyone
well after a quick search i
found this... and yea
should I get married in a 7-Eleven or will some people be appalled
by the stickiness of the floors? McDiablo
i say get married in the parking lot... but not near the gas pumps...
maybe by the trash bins...
does my sister not like the fact that I sometimes eat chocolate
cake for breakfast? All I'm doing is listening to Bill Cosby's wise
words about eating such a food in the morning ("It's got eggs,
milk and wheat!"). McDiablo
i say she's just being mean and you should punish her by eating
come the same commercial is sometimes played twice in a row on TV?
to annoy us all... and if they show it enough we'll get brainwashed
and go buy the product and sing along with their little puky jingles
i tried answering the may what if's and questionaires but it said
page could not be displayed. did mine go through? thanks.--Syko
yes it did actually twice... so we got it
alway wanted a stinky monkey but award. Could i have one please,or
do i have to work for one ?
you people are really into that tail aren't you...
my net paty gonna be this time ? -NNY
your what? i can't hear you... what???
let's hear it from you...are we all going to get SARS and die? FartMonkey
yes but not this time around
this a cute little box of tacks? How many tacks ya think are in
at least 40... maybe 3000... can i have some?
do i keep on getting e-mails advertising"Natural Breast Enhancemants"
? I'm not married, last time i checked i was not a woman, and I
never said I was a woman to anyone on the internet. My friends tell
me that they all get "Natural Male Enhancment" advertisments
and Porno in their e-mails but no, i have to get breast enlrgments.
Are the Fates trying to tell me something ?-NNY
i get the same thing as your friends... is my tail really that limp?
must it constantly be hard to view XXX free webcams? do i not need
to have a job or some sort of purpose in my life? and i say get
the breasts... i bet they'd be a lot of fun to have
is a statue in Ordean Court that looks like the Michelin Man holding
a hot dog and missing his yo-yo. Who is this guy supposed to be
and why is he here?-NNY
if i told you then i'd have to tell that guy on the corner... and
you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like
beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would
apples... the green kind
you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would
orange and yellow checkerboard
we are filling out questions or what ifs or any forms on this site
and something goes wrong and it says Page cannot be displayed, so
we go back and submit it again, and again and again, so you end
up getting whatever nonsense we put in there like six times, do
you get pissed off, or are you understanding? Does it all depend
on your mood? FartMonkey
sometimes we do get multiple entries, causing us to freak out if
it's more then 3 times... other times your answers are stolen by
the government to track you, your thoughts and your spending habits
are a lot of people asking for monkey butt awards...anywho, I was
wondering, since the Good Question Award used to be green but then
mysteriously changed to red, would this indicate that it will, at
some point, change to another color? FartMonkey
it's hard to tell with these sort of things... i mean... what's
to stop it again? why did it change at all? did it just decide this?
was it planned out? is it sick? has anyone seen small dino head
puke anywhere? i'd ask it myself but to be honest we have more of
a working relationship... not a friendly one
the cats' plans for world domination really all that's behind all
this SARS stuff? FartMonkey
not really... but partly
the hell do my cats chew on my guitar strings?
they want to rock and roll all night... and party everyday
do they call it after dark, when techinically it's after light
people are too lazy to say all of the real term which is 'after
the dark has arrived for awhile and now we're in darkness'
journalists staying in Mogadishu at the time have access to AP,
Reuters, or wire reports?-NNY
twice but that second time they're not sure about
a women were to give birth to a child that was 5 feet and 6 inches
tall what would the pregnancy be like n how would the lady look
really fucking sick
my cat was sitting beside the heater earlier. Do you think she was
trying to give my mom a hint to turn it on? McDiablo
yes... that and to protest the occupation of the bathroom by towels
do my computer illiterate parents seem to worry so much that Windows
will get deleted? McDiablo
they've done it twice while you were away and had to pay a lot to
have it all back by the time you came home... and they're still
not sure what they did to make it do that
liked the last book I read even though it involved a sheep that
possessed people which eventually left their bodies (but left the
person with a blood cyst that would kill them). What book did you
particularly enjoy reading? McDiablo
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy... that was a strange and funny
looking through all the facts and coming to my own conclusion(which
is that they didnt) do you believe that we really landed on the
moon in 1969 or anytime thereafter? the facts are really interesting
and i think NASA is full of it.
yes humans have been to the moon at least once in my opinion...
they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?Do infants
enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?If love is blind,
why is lingerie so popular?If the #2 pencil is the most popular,
why is it still #2? Were you trained in liposuction???-NNY
drawing stones... depends on the person really... lust isn't blind...
it's second to pencils the government use but hide from us as a
huge conspiracy... no
bible says jesus loves everyone,but if that's true then why does
he make Anti-Christians go to hell ? I thought he loved us! Are
they lieng to us ? -NNY
yes they are lying to you
colleagues and I have agreed that it's easy to find things in a
messy room because , for example, while looking for your shoes,
you get a nice survey of where everything else is. You never find
your shoes, but you can find anything else after that. Then when
you clean your room, or especially when someone else cleans your
room, you can't find a blasted thing anymore. Do you agree? FartMonkey
of course! it's how i live... how can anyone not live like that?!
i'm thinking about it, what do you want for your birthday? - Nikon
some salad... maybe some cheese... stuff... books...
you own a bong?Do
you like flowers?--Syko Morgana
can you just make it stop? I hurt - Nikon
sure i can... and it will never hurt again
are three songs that would cause you to kill me if I started singing
them right now?FartMonkey
have i told you lately that i loved you, don't worry be happy, hit
me baby one more time
theInsaneDomain's world sterilization plan involve real monkeys
and sock monkeys? Or just the stupid breeding humans? FartMonkey
just the humans for now
seems like lately there have been a lot of people dancing naked
in my yard. what can i do to get rid of them?--Syko Morgana
get rid of them? are they stomping on your flowers? send them over
to my place
i sit in my room, cut myself and cry, i let myself be walked ALL
over by my boyfriend and i am in love with my best mate (WHO IS
MALE) but it makes me feel low cuz i can talk to no-one, i know
your just a monkey thing, but gimmie answers, what should i do?
i think you should just focus on your education... and for fucks
sake grow up and stop cutting yourself...
just spent almost two hours reading past questions...there are a
lot of questions asked more than once...is there something better
I could be doing, or is this in fact the best activity for someone
of my mental state? FartMonkey
no there is nothing else you could be doing that is better then
reading this stuff... i applaud you and yes there have been many
repeated questions i'm sure... i try not to let repeated questions
get in, but i can't remember them all... plus i answer more at a
time now... when i first started it was a few questions each week...
now i answer every 3 days and this is a first time in a long time
that there have been less then 20 questions for me to answer...
T-shirt design is winning? When to we get to buy them?
so far the sock monkey porn star shirt is winning...and it looks
like within a month or two they will be available...
according to the InsaneDomain's people suck list, there is not,
nor has ever been, any person who didn't suck somehow? Not one?
you hear that? I think it was a gunshot...whoa there's another one..FartMonkey
no all i hear is the tv... although the other night i heard some
shitty music coming from a bitch in her jeep... did i mention it
was at 3 am?
hair is really annoying. Should I burn it all off or let it grow
reeeally long? Or do both with the opposite sides of my head? FartMonkey
i say do both with oppisite sides of your head... if you can figure
out to keep a flame burning on your head all the time, then that
would be the coolest
haven't had Oreos in our house in such a long time. What motivated
my parents to actually buy some? McDiablo
their experiment is over
are all these 'hip hop' terms being added to the dictionary (like
phat, jiggy, etc.)? McDiablo
they are? humans gets stupider by the minute...
does my mom find the corniest jokes funny? McDiablo
it's her job... and now that the oreo thing is over she needs to
focus on a new experiment
come when I walk by a picture of a person on the wall it looks back
at me and follows me with thier eyes?..........Lame Brain
you're just that damned sexy... even i can't look away
you ever noticed that the bottled water (evian) spelled backwards
is naive? (Must say it all to people who buy bottled water)..........Lame
i have never noticed that... and i haven't seen anyone buy bottled
water lately but next time i'll tell them and see how they feel
about it... maybe they'll give me prizes and stuff for being so
humans get stupider by the minute, if I grab some guy off the street
and ask him once a minute what 2+2 is (provided he doesn't kill
me), each time I ask he will give a response that is less and less
correct? Does this also mean that there were, many moons ago, humans
who weren't stupid, or were just very slightly stupid? FartMonkey
humans as a whole... but you know... that would probably work...
and humans have periods of extreme stupidity... just in different
ways each time
does the demonic muffin keep on chasing me?
you bit it's ass
i the squirrel queen?
hell no... that fat gray one is
do you (:*) think about people (:-[) who use excessive (8^X) and
strange (o.O) emotion icons (>:-})? ¨¬Oo The Pink Panther oO¨¬
i think they piss me off
I? Please? It'll be OK, I promise! You just have to let me try it.
Ok? Aww, come on, man! Be a sport! Please?
a sock monkey? Why not a prize won at a Carnival?
why not some fries? why not some blank paper? why not a sheep with
must gravity win every time? I should get a handicap or something,
like in golf. It's simply not fair! Why?!
well it hates you and everyone else on the planet... if it didn't
then it'd fling you off the planet to somewhere fun
does sock monkey taste like? Does it taste like normal monkey? And,
do sock monkeys like pandas? - KellyBean
like sock monkey... no... and some of them...
spent 5 hours doing an orientation yesterday, was that just a test
to see if i would kill myself? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes it was... and you did well by comig here instead of killing
yourself... good job
work do i actually get to touch fish today? do
i really have to wear my dorky uniform? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes you do... and of course you do... otherwise it might be fun
the naked people dancing in my yard are old Bavarian men and women
left over from the 14th century. they smell bad and wont take showers.
Do you still want them?--Syko Morgana
well i do have a high pressure water hose... so sure... send them
cheese soooooooooooooooooooooo good? GOD DAMN I love cheese. whats
your favorite type of cheese? I personally enjoy Mozerella and that
velveete shit.--Syko Morgana
i like old cheddar cheese...
Carp Tunnel and how many fish do you have to catch in order to get
yes and about 30 of them... adults of course
hasnt GW Bush been assasinated yet? The whole of America cant surely
have better things to do?
and miss a single second of their precious tv???
does the male lead singer in Electric Six sing "Hey Girl I
want to take you to a GayBar etc." and not "Hey Boy?"
ask him... i didn't write it
on earth are the bland band TRAVIS so popular and why did it take
them FOUR YEAR TO WRITE THE SONG THAT GOES "SING SING SING...Sing...sing
i've never heard of them... they sound stupid
wasnt the Royal Family in England charged for setting up the death
of and in fact murdering Princess Diana and the son of the Harrods
Boss? How COULD Princess Diana visit all those sick poor needy and
dying people and start her little landmine campaign yet still spend
thousands on superficial dresses and colonic irrigation etc?
no proof... and since i'm not her, i can't answer that question
either... are you saying that she didn't do enough?
over the last 30-40 years - or since the second world war - and
despite so called heightened awareness, the expansion of the media
tv press, and everyone being more well informed and the like does
the ratio re wealth and %population remain UNCHANGED. 8% of the
people STILL OWN have control/power over 80% of the wealth?"
humans never learn
anyone else hear snail scream when plucked off walls etc. and why
do they do this?
they're pissed off about being pulled off the wall... it's not as
easy as it looks
did come first please - the chicken or the egg and is it in any
way connected with the other poultry dilema Why did the chicken
cross the road?
the frying pan... and yes but the government is covering up the
in the UK do they put disabled parking spaces outside Ice Skating
disabled people can skate too
can any system that preaches "An eye for an eye - a tooth for
a tooth" and also "turn the other cheek" hold onto
so much wealth power and influence for so long - lack of credibility
people in that system believe they are better then others and can
somehow not classify the others as 'humans' so they can treat each
other like shit yet somehow 'believe' in their system
I got a problem when I die, Because when I die, heaven won't accept
me because I am evil, and hell will try to keep me out because I
might take over. Where do I go when I die?
i could tell you but you wouldn't understand yet... you'll be surprised
come the pool hall i loved as a kid is now a 7-11??--Syko Morgana
to make you feel old and discarded
IHOP(international house of pancakes) is international, how come
there are none here in Germany?--Syko Morgana
since when does international mean every single nation?
do people that ride bicycles do it in the middle of the road acting
like they are cars holding up people trying to drive their cars
trying to actually get somewhere when there is a bike in front of
their car going the speed of a turtle when there is a "bike"
lane they could be in!!?
people are stupid.... and they should use the bike lane
you think that I could make a website similar to this one, I'm thinking
"The Insane Domicile", and it was almost EXACTLY like
yours, but with small differences, and my mascot was a sock orangutan?
i think if you do that .. i will no longer spank you like you want
me to and i'll hang up when you phone... and then i'll send you
hate mail with scanned in drawings of me hurting you in non-fun
have a sign on my propery: "Trespassers will be shot on sight,
survivors will be repeatedly shot". Some of my neighbours found
it offensive. offensive in what way? - DZ
well it doesn't say what you do to neighbors and if they want to
come over and say hi, they aren't sure if they'll be shot or not....
if i were you i'd make a sign and let them know
the hell does it mean when they yell "three-twenty four, three-fifty
two" or whatever shit it is in American Football? I don't even
know if those numbers are right, but you get what i mean. - SiNiSTaR
i have no idea... i don't watch football
yeah, do you watch ice hockey and if you do, who do you prefer,
Canucks or Maple Leafs? anyway, the Maple Leafs play dirty!!! grrr..
*gets look of anger and madness in eyes*- SiNiSTaR
yes i do... and maple leafs... and i'm sure you're aware but there
are lots of canadian teams besides those you mentioned... and most
of the american teams have many canadian players on their teams
too... and yes... they play dirty sometimes...
is it that sometimes when i just wake up i feel paralyzed, like
i can't breathe and like there's a huge weight on me? - SiNiSTaR
that happens... there is a name for it but i'm too lazy to look
it up so you should look up types of sleep or something to find
out.. i've only had that happen once and it was really strange
do people get bipolar disorder, and do you know where i can meet
such people, i'd love to go double dating with them sometime....?
it's a chemical thing from birth i think... and they are all over...
most of them have jobs with the government
you classify yourself as a rebel? McDiablo
well in some ways yes... but in other ways not really... here is
the definition of 'rebel'
1 a : opposing or taking arms against a government or ruler b :
of or relating to rebels <the rebel camp>
2 : DISOBEDIENT, REBELLIOUS
Roger's Sweater has red pants for her work uniform. She has sworn
never to wear these pants again. Do you think she'll end up having
to wear them again at some point? McDiablo
yes i think she will... in fact... as i write this i bet she's wearing
friend called herself a "Nosey Nelly". My question is,
why Nelly? Why not "Nina" or "Nincumpoop"? McDiablo
well the people voted and that's what they all decided... then they
told your friend and here we are today
okay I send the old bavarian guys over and they are bringing beer
for you. But if I remember correctly, you are allergic to alcohol.
Am I right? If so, I am sorry..so very, very sorry..(trys to hide
ah shut the hell up... i can do what i want
actually DC, there are no IHOP's in ANY country in Europe, and there
are none in Asia either! So why is it called international? The
only place with IHOPs are Canada and the U.S. That is BARELY international.
Admit its a lie and they aren't really international.--Syko Morgana
it IS international as canada and the us are different countries
can I work on having a personal friendship with you?--Syko Morgana
i'll make a list for you... it may take me a few weeks though...
does cola with lemon in it taste like lysol?--Syko Morgana
it probably is... and i haven't had it yet... which seems like a
down*hrm...it's a bit nipply in here isn't it?~SG*
why yes... and try not to brush them up against me again... it hurt
was packaging imitation crab at work yesterday, and i was just wondering
what the heck is in imitation crab? - Miss Roger's Sweater
it's like crab only it's not... just gutter fish trying to be cool
it bad that my manager was about to do a PA announcement and was
like 'i was going to shush you, but figured that i didn't need to'
... because i'm so quiet... -Miss Roger's Sweater
no i don't think it's bad... it would be bad if he picked it up
and started singing badly...
does everything smell like fish to me? i only worked 4 hours yesterday..
-Miss Roger's Sweater
they've begun to work their way into your clothes and now you will
stink forever... FOREVER!
do people ask me where things are located in the store? i only know
fish (somewhat) why? why? i ask ya.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
they just ask everyone they see until they get an answer... so put
a sign on you that says "IF IT'S NOT FISH, I DON'T KNOW."
and just point to it ...
come people keep asking if they can make a website that looks exactly
like this one when they KNOW it's not going to be anywhere near
as cool? It just doesn't make sense to me..if your cool idea is
taken, too bad get another one people, unless you're too stupid
to have more than one cool idea in your life... FartMonkey
yea they need to get their own ideas... there are too many websites
that are all the same... there are many websites that are cool out
there because they do their own thing and don't just link to everyone
apples that I bought from the store yesterday are all rotten and
nasty. Should I get up off my lazy butt and go return them or just
forget about it cuz I'm so lazy? Do you have a use for them? FartMonkey
i'd throw them at people on the way back to the market to get more
it bad that i'm actually kinda enjoying listening to hardcore punk/emo?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
it's not as bad as it could be
the baby going to drool on me tonight? he's walking now.. I think
it's just part of his evil plan to take over the universe.. or get
a cookie.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
---NO BABY ZONE--- move along... nothing to see here...
come porn is always 'XXX'? Why three? Does the number of X's have
anything to do with anything? FartMonkey
i would think it's some way to tell how 'hardore' the porn is...
maybe one X isn't as bad as XX? i don't know... i'm just making
shit up... it sounded good for a bit...
about this: you and I collaborate and make a new edition of the
Sims for people to torture, only in addition to the generic Sims,
we include an assortment of existing people that consumers really
want to see die; i.e. britney, carrot top, etc. You in? FartMonkey
that would be a project i would certainly be interested in... when
is the first meeting?
are some bands you like?
tomahawk... pwei... manson... mr bungle... hansel...