do you like soup? I love soup. I just made some delicous chicken
soups. Would you Like some? --InsaneLane
yes soup is good but i don't eat meat... so no chicken soups for
am glad I got rid of that yellow sword..... Sorry about earlier,
I'll give you money and shiny thinks to make it up. Are there
other swords to look out for? Let me guess, if I find them, you
i want only the black sword... you can have the rest
deal with Pres. Bush.? He sucks!! He has no proof on Saddam Husein.
Do you think he ought to be impeached?
i think all the humans should be flung from the planet... that
should pretty much solve the problem
Who in their
right mind back then looked at a cow, decided to squeeze its utters,
and drink the first white thing that came out?ChunkyFlamingoTesticles
humans... they are rarely in their right minds
Do you consider
what Donnie sees (evil bunnie) in the movie Donnie Darko to be
all reality or some schizo sort of dream? ChunkyFlamingoTesticles
it's reality... well his reality... well his fragment of reality...
huge kinda mini giants arent they, what has santa done to the
elves to make them so small they should be like waaaay taller
than me...err.. i fink..what has santa done to his elves to make
them sooo tiny?
<points and laughs at you for believing in santa> elves
live in the mists you dumbass... they don't have time to make
toys for brats...
8 cans of pop at the dollar store.. does the cashier girl think
i'm weird? - Miss Roger's Sweater
she was thinking more about how she wants to get off work and
chug some of those... she's addicted... can't you smell it on
my brother like watching 'maury povich' ?when it's obviously time
for the news..- Miss Roger's Sweater
i say you break the tv and go play outside
it was very
wrong to eat one of my brother's chocolate chip pancakes, right?
even though he offered it to me. that's a sure sign that it's
bad, right? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i say you just try it... maybe all he did was lick it...
ever had dolls laugh at you? Point and laugh and bleed from there
eyes? They come alive at night you know...and stand on the corner
of your bed...and laugh...laugh.....I can't take it anymore ><
yes... they're all little bitches and let me tell you... they
don't laugh so much once you've removed their heads and flung
them at your neighbors
I start singing a random lines from random songs. What is my mom
thinking when I do this? McDiablo
she is wondering if you are aware you are doing this, pretending
to do this, or truly insane...
My cat just
puked, but now she is fine. Did her stomach have a moment of rebellion?
yes... now go clean it up
How do you
know when you've eaten too many doughnuts? McDiablo
when you start puking them up
I went to
this guys place, he was a big red dude that had goat horns and
goat legs. First he killed somebody I did not know, then he called
his right hand man a 'worm'. Now he went up to me and started
to beat the crap out of me, showed me his latest video of the
world been destroyed, he called it 'The Apocalypse', and then
kicked me out! Nice Guy! Do you know him? I didn't quite catch
his name. And why did I end up at his place in the first place?
that's what you get for watching fox tv... that shit just isn't
good for you
if it's so hard to do things right... I have this paper to write
till Friday, but I'm new to this - the subject and working and
stuff... I just have to write about something I don't know, scraping
things from books that go with software I don't have and have
never seen. And, as if that's not enough, the help that I was
supposed to get today vanished because someone forgot to make
a phone call yesterday. This guy who was supposed to help me is
some IT boss at the City Hall. He doesn't owe me anything (and
I don't think he likes me too much), but he owes our company,
represented by the guy who was supposed to call him yesterday
and tell him I'm going to ask him stuff. I went to talk to the
"IT boss" today and he sent me away, telling me that
he'll call the other guy and then... bah! And I'm stuck! Give
me a good excuse for my colleague to forget about the phone call.
(And don't be mean to me cause I wrote this much, I'm pissed and
feel like ranting.) - Omuletzu
mean to you? i'm always wonderful... and what is this paper about?
it should be easy to come up with something...
to the "people suck" list (if it's not there already):
1. People wo say 10 minutes and you end up waiting for 2 hours.
2. People who promise simple things, like making a phone call
and don't do it cause they were busy. How much time do you need
for a phone call anyway? 3. Cheap persons being in charge of the
firm's finances (the company car is always out of fuel, working
on old, worn out computers, if a computer breaks you must wait
for a month or more till it gets repaired, etc, etc). My question?
Does it get any better than this? - Omuletzu
no additions by anyone but jcp, myself, and sanimal get to add
to our lists... that's what my.theinsanedomain will be for...
for people like you to post up your ideas of things and people
that suck.. and no it doesn't get any better then this
ever met someone who speaks like he knows everything? If you ask
him something he always has an answer and he tells it like it's
the absolute truth, like there's no doubt in the world... Should
I trust him? Is he God? - Omuletzun
those are the people you want to run away from... they think they
know everything so they refuse to learn anything new... and how
can you know everything if you've stopped learning? there is always
something new to learn so stay away from that dead minded person...
and no he's not
Do you ever
have to do stuff for your job but you don't have the proper tools
and documentation? - Omuletzu
yes... and it sucks... i say 'something must be done' and they
all look at me blankly... suddenly i wake up at my desk and my
coffee is cold... i've had quite enough...
DC, yesterday night I was chillin, playing hacky sack at 3 in
the morning. A man walked up and asked for change so gave it to
him. Another man walked up and gave me 2 dollars and said have
a better tomorrow, then another man walked up asked for a ciggarette,
so i gave it to him, and the 2 dollars. What does this all mean?
it means good things are on their way
ever had a prosthetic? -JellyFishToast
no i haven't actually
Do you think
the end of the world might come today? -JellyFishToast
it could come on any day... <glances around in sky for meteorites
and comets>... i know they are just waiting until i'm not paying
you think of the name JellyFishToast o great sock monkey?
it's great and i pissed myself upon hearing it... and so says
my brother... 'pissing your pants is like friendship... everyone
can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth...'
i'm so happy,
my friend finally gave me the eminem cd i lent him. yaaaaay!!
aren't happy? irish psycho
you are making me puke again...
think that being a cashier you wouldn't hurt your self? I thought
that for about 1 day!~JeEpY!!
everything results in injury...
HOw do you
stop yourself from cutting your fingers on bages of sugar that
old people keep bring up to buy???~JeEpY!
there is no end... you must wear gloves to avoid this... or buy
up all the sugar before they do
i'm a freak
and i think everyone else just f%c&ing wierd they have no
soul no carisma why am i just in a dream
we're all in a dream... well all of us here at this site anyways...
now I'm supposed to be waiting for a phone call from the guy who
forgets to... no, he was busy! Couldn't call from work and he
got home too late to call (11 PM). But he said he'll only call
me if he has to leave tomorrow... What if he doesn't call anyway?
Would that be a terrible psychological shock for me? Will I survive?
yes you will survive and it will remind you of days gone by
you're so bloody insane, do ya? well if you were going to initiate
me into the ranks of the insane - fear factor style - what so
called insanity of yours would i be up against?
the fact that you used fear factor like that means you lose...
you are not insane... just deal with it...
asked a question for a while, you miss me? -Lithanial
what do i get if i say yes?
better oral sex or a handjob? - Lithanial
hmmm... i guess that all depends on if i'm recieving or giving...
my artwork suck so much? should i try and pass it off as 'modern'
art because its crap or just carry on relentlessly? - Lithanial
carry on... that's the only way to learn... try new things...
and stop doing those self portraits... we're all sick of seeing
your naked ass
do you think
mcdiablo and ms. rogers sweater will stalk me if i told them that
i worked at a 7-11 for 2 years, and got all the free slurpies
that i wanted?
yes i think they would... in fact... i think they're outside your
window right now....
e-tards (ravers), why did they lick my monkey?- monkie boy
they did?! how horrible!
Do you have
a water buffalo? FartMonkey
there was one on the wall once but he faded away...
be sued for putting dog crap on a stick and waving it at someone?
well if you're in a certain country then yes... you can be sued
delete stupid questions, where do they go? FartMonkey
they go to the land of lost emails, deleted spam and shoes
of braces (the kind for teeth)? When? What were the first ones
made of? Who were they on? Did the installation involve large
amounts of heroin? FartMonkey
well it began with someone who wanted to be a robot wired it all
up to their mouth and after awhile realized it had straighted
their teeth... so they sold the idea, made millions and turned
themselves into a robot and blasted off into space to live in
in front of me are secretly planning on attacking me and/or my
hair at any moment, right? McDiablo
well the one half is... the other half wants to spend some time
embedded in your throat... either way, i'd bury them in the backyard
has played hockey for about five or six days in a row. He doesn't
have to play a game for three days. What should he do with himself?
he should cry... cry and cry and cry... then play more hockey
happen after I complete my two essays, a screenplay, my books
and finish re-writing my short story? Will I have any brain power
left at all? McDiablo
yes you will but not for about a week...
Why do I
feel as though somone is watching me? I turn to look out the window,
and no one is ever there...I even feel like somone is following
me when I am walking to the bus stop in the morning. Am I being
stalked by the physco squirrels?
yes you are... didn't you get the memo they sent you about the
strange blobs and squiggly lines on pictures really ghosts...
or did Kodak screw up? ~NSuxbum
a bit of both... but mostly the ghosts thing
really thinks we should have bomb drills... are they seriously
going to make us climb under our desks... and lock everything?
Do they seriously think this will stop it? NSuxbum
no they are just trying to make it look like they are doing something...
plus its easier to teach you that then stuff like reading and
thinking for yourself
are you emo?
well i had to look up exactly what that term meant... and according
to this site, no i'm not
a good day? irish psycho
i suppose.. it wasn't bad
hell does your site keep having problems? it's so fucking annoying!
i think i'm going to go puke now... irish psycho
cuz the stupid place that has our servers sucks and we are switching
from them due to those very problems...
Ana want to be famous anymore?
she IS famous
aren't you happy they beat the stupid bastard sabres? :) irish
yes... of course i am
ever actually sat out in your car wearing sunglasses and pointed
a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down, as is suggested
in that stupid chain email that I keep getting? FartMonkey
no i haven't... but then again i don't have a car... and i don't
have a hairdryer either
if "white is the mother of all colors" and all colors
are IN white, if I take all paint colors and mix them together,
I get a sick looking brown? FartMonkey
i think that its more like white is the absorbion of all colors
of light... what? mother of all colors? i've never heard that
before... and that's just the way colors work when you're painting
If I go
out on my street corner and run in circles screaming hysterically,
how many laps will I be able to complete before I am shot at by
passing motorists/sedated by the authorities? FartMonkey
2 hours... unless you throw out religious pamphlets... then they'll
let you stay out there for days
they do that? How could they? It's just the same old crap! They
just pasted on a different title! 17 times this has happened to
me! And for what? Just for that stinking donkey? And why should
I put up with it one instant longer? I very well may sue.. FartMonkey
i say do it.. that should teach those bastards that they can't
mess with you or your cheese
the most widely abused animal? FartMonkey
why is it
that everytime i yell "You're a LIAR!" to somebody,
i automatically end up adding "...and a THIEF!" regardless
of whether they actually stole something or not? - SiNiSTaR
it just fits... how can it be said otherwise?
why do stray
cats always look so gnarly compared to my fat pampered cats? -
stray cats don't have regular food and someone to pet their fur
i have a
stalker in college. o help me, please... what do i do to deter
him? any special witch's brew or sumthing? - SiNiSTaR
a variety of things may work... kicking their ass... slapping
them with a restraining order... telling their mom on them...
sending them hate mail and spitting on their pizza
stand up right now and do the Pac-Man dance? If you don't know
how that goes, could you do the macerena? Really, stand up right
now and dance for me. Clap your hands if you believe, children!
do you really think i know how to do dances such as those? i'm
a sock monkey porn star, not a dancer damnit... have i told you
people that JCP is looking into getting 'sock monkey porn star'
tshirts to sell to you people?
you think of the Human Shields in Iraq?
i don't know what i think of that... i live in a reality where
planes in the sky don't mean bombs... and i don't have to fear
for my life besides driving my truck... it must be a pretty bleak
reality for someone to do that sort of thing... i for one am thankful
i do not have to live in that reality and feel sad that others
are forced to, or allow themselves to
Monday already. If you start the week by answering the insane
questions, will you answer them every day till Sunday? - Omuletzu
well i could promise to, but i'd be lying... since i will be moving
this week to a new apartment and my computer will be offline for
I escape? - Omuletzu
read a good book... or go camping
be good for me? Can it make me feel less sleepy? - Omuletzu
yes it could... it is better then smoking... and yes it can...
reason I really find other people's lives nteresting. Like, I
like being nosy and readinig JCP's diary thingy etc. My question
is...all people who type "lyke dis wiv u r gay n sux0r"
should be murdered. Agree or disagree? Reasons?
i strongly agree they should be sterlized.... unless you volunteer
to teach them all how to spell properly... and i forgot about
JCPs little 'thing'... uh... i didn't say that... let's pretend
this ever happened... she'll beat me again... and it wasn't fun
Have you ever
completely followed anyone's instructions to the last detail?
yes but it still hurt and i couldn't sit for a week
I thought I'd ask something else... cause you didn't answer yet
and the probability of you answering these questions is increasing
rapidly. Only... I have no idea what to ask. So I'm thinking,
don't rush me! I feel sick, a bit dizzy and cold and warm at the
same time. That sould help me come up with a question... Damn!
It doesn't help. Ok, yeah. A question about photosynthesis. Or
maybe not. Why the @^#)@(&# is photosynthesis so interesting
that ppl would ask so many questions about it and you would have
to say you're not answering any more question about it??? I don't
get it? And what could someone rant about the sterilized needles
before the lethal injection and... Do ppl seek your acceptance?
Do they desperately need the good question award to be able to
live their miserable lives? By the way, the back of my head hurts
now. Gimme a few names of actors who don't suck horribly (you'll
probably post a link to some page on this site - don't! Those
are probably the ones you like. What abou the ones you don't mind
seeing?). Ok, I'll end my pathetic question stream now. - Omuletzu
i'm not sure what the deal was with people constantly asking about
photosynthesis... but i guess it shows that there are a fair amount
of you who are actually smart enough to be interested in science
and be insane enough to come here... and the good question award
brings light to their lives... you have to admit you probably
got a bit giddy seeing one up there by this question... you can
stop giggling now... and actors who don't suck horribly (movies
that i've seen them in so far that is) and i'm going to go with
both male and females called 'actors'... robin williams, henry
rollins, jennifer connelly, and whoever played the mom in requiem
for a dream
teachers always ask me what I'm going to do with myself when i
get out of college and I always reply Skateboard. They say I won't
go anywhere with that kind of job and i reply " Yeah well,
i will be making more money than your poor ass teacher job"
and they don't belive me. I've been skating for 7 years now and
i think i can get sponsored. Do you think i should keep going
for a sponsor or should i try moving out of my parents house and
try to quit mooching off of them and my friends and do something
with my life ?-NNY
if skateboarding is what you want to do and you're actually GOOD
at it, then give it a shot... you may want to get a job at a skate
shop or something and you can do both at once... have the shop
sponsor you... if you really are good then you'll make it... if
not then have a back up plan
This is day five
of no question answerings. This may be my last entry. What's the
damnit so I forgot to update the damned date on the front page...
do you just look at that and believe it? don't you check to make
sure i'm not some dumbass who forgot to update that page? you
don't even TRY!
shit! it's the
25th! are you getting lazy on us here?!? i'm getting desperate!!!
Please PLEASE answer the questions!!! irish psycho
see above answer
at the library...and i dun know what book to get...what book should
I get!?i tried "steal this book" but they wouldn't let
me...how i want that book...it's about anarchy..and how to cause
it..gosh i hate this country..halp!~SG* ^_^
get something from the travel section and learn about some other
best, fastest, easiest way to kill myself?
fling yourself from a really high building...
i have iraqi
relatives, are they TOTALLY fucked? - Lithanial
i for one would not know the answer to that but that would suck
if they are
ever been killed by a small child going up to them, pointing their
index finger at them and shouting "bang bang you're dead,
fifty bullets in your head"? - Mzebonga
yes... that is what happens when guns are legal to have in your
home in some places on the planet cuz that kid actually HAS a
gun... for the rest of the world... only in cases where children
are psyhics and their mental powers really do end up killing the
'victim' of this innocent game... it's tragic really
is it possible
to fart faster than windspeed? and if so how fast can you fart?
well what exactly is windspeed to you? winds go at different speeds...
a gentle wind... yes i'm sure someone could fart faster then it...
and i don't know that sort of nonsense about myself
why do stupid people pretend they know something when they know
nothing, and stand there saying (in a deep authorative tone:)
"Uh huh, yeeeeeeeesss" just because the boss came along,
when 5 mins earlier they couldn't even tie up their own shoelaces?
signed "need to know"
dear need to know, they are too stupid to admit they are stupid
and then to actually do something about it, signed DC
other question, why do those same people who couldn't even finish
their homework assignment because they were so stupid they were
trying to sum a formula in excel and didn't even know they had
a circular reference, then go "that was easy" when they
learned about pivot tables in class today, when you know they'll
be asking you to show them what to do next week?
win this fight? a ferocious silverback gorilla or a mighty lion?
thankyou o great one!
i don't see why they'd be fighting... but i'd go for the lion
because i like them more... i may be a sock monkey, but apes are
u get sick of living in canada? i mean it snows like hell there...why
don't u move to some place warmer where u don't have to wear sweaters
and jackets and gloves and boots all the time? and shovel the
snow...live on coffee...(even though i love it)...-ice*
it's only cold about 4 to 5 months a year... and having four seasons
is actually something i enjoy... i like my sweaters and jackets
and gloves.. and i don't have to wear them in the spring or the
summer... coffee is good no matter where you live
dc, do u
have your pants especially tailored (with a hole in the back)
so that your sock monkey tail isn't squashed in your ass? do u
even wear pants at all? - zxq
i show off my bare ass and tail to the world!
DC stands for Demon Child, or is it a cover up for Dumb C***?
I won the
lottery! do you want some of the money? - BD
I have recently
decided to follow my life long dream and embark on a career in
the lucrative industry of video pornography. My problem is that
i cant think of a catchy porn star name to put on my resume. Is
'Sock Monkey' a registered trade mark? If not can I use it?
i wouldn't use that... instead i think you should use Cokk Monkee
its impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze... but I
heard that if you force your eyelids open while sneezing the pressure
in the sinuses behind your eyes at the moment of the sneeze is
so great that it forces the eyeballs out of their sockets leaving
them to dangle around your face, still connected to the optic
nerve. Is this true? If so, would you then be able turn the eyeballs
around and look yourself in the face? - Gaylord Fauker
it could be true... i say try it out and tell us what happened
'Good Question Award' page there's a question about the Smurfs.
I just thought you should know that that line was ripped straight
from Donnie Darko. It doesn't deserve a good question award, its
not a good question, its just a bite on someone else's good work.
People who can't make a creative contribution shouldn't be praised
and awarded, they should be exposed for the frauds they are. In
my day to day life I come across so many of these f*#king phonies.
What is it with these people? Why are they compelled to act in
this way? What are they trying to prove? Do they honestly expect
anyone to take them seriously? Why are there so many of them around?
When someone is obviously spinning me a load of BS I'm truly offended
- there's something about fakeness and superficiality that just
makes me angry - i think its just an insult to a persons intelligence
when you bullshit them and expect them to believe it. But aside
from the anger, I'm more perplexed really - I don't understand
these people, what drives them to be like this? Wouldn't they
just be happier being themselves?? - GF
that question isn't line for line from Donnie Darko... it is similar
in that both speak of smurfs, but it is quite different then the
my cat make this weird noise just before she is going to do something
bad, ie: Jump up on something she is not allowed to jump up on.
to make sure you notice her doing something bad... cats like to
do that just to shove it in your face that they don't care about
my dad not wear his glasses when he knows that his vision is going?
his mind is going too
Is it really
a Timbit reality? McDiablo
in most cases yes... if you don't specifically ask for the stuff
you like, you're stuck with a horrible mix
money do you think I spend on Slurpees in a year? McDiablo
Do you think
it will be the canadians or mexicans taking over the earth first?
the CATS will...
I live a Springer life? ~JeN
why the hell would you want to?
if i must say this , i will, but it doesnt seem at all required
of me. i should hope that it wouldnt be but all of you seem to
have to know what i am about to say. if , and i mean if, one day
there was a kid, and this kid was about 5, and he liked to play
with his little sister, and she was only 3, they had a small sandbox
they liked to play in together..and on wednesdays, they would
play house in it, you know that little kid game...balh im the
dad and i work and your the mom blah balh..., anyways, back to
the kid......taking all that into consideration, when would this
kid turn 12?
in about 7 years unless he chokes on a sand shovel and mom's go
to work too.. not just dads
you my question today in poetry form: Why
do you call it the insane domain? Its not insane its just plain
lame the sight of DC brings me pain His jokes are boring, tired
and tame So why do you call it the insane domain When its not
insane and just so lame? - Dr Suese
if you don't like it... why are you here?
I met a
duck at a bowling alley It had really big feet anyway it started
talking to me and now im being stalked what should I do?
throw bread properly until
it leaves you alone
a lover of Tim Horton's doughnuts? McDiablo
sometimes yes... other times i'm just an admirer
have you set your fire alarm off? McDiablo
twice in the last 3 months
deep dark water that i can't see the bottom of... bugs in my bed...
steal my stapler?
no... but maybe i will
just ducky today?
i want sex,
no relationship, just hot wild sex, is anything wrong with me?
nope... not as long as you find someone who shares that view and
make SURE you use something so you don't breed...
you told me and my lesbian friend to call you, well we tried,
your phone was cut off, did you forget to pay the bill?? Do i
have to move back in with you, so you can just be a bum and have
me pay all your bills? not that I mind, the sex is great!! -monkeeskittles
oh... uh... email me next time
miss me DC? I missed you. I missed asking you stupid questions
when my computer broke. *crys* Such a happy reunion! Now, how
many licks does it take to get to the center of a Jalepeno?--Syko
uh... sure... and two
confused. Have you got any ideas? FartMonkey
several but i'm not sharing
every time I turn on this stupid computer I have to reset the
it SUCKS... or someone is messing with them when you're not looking
people type LiKe tHiS?- colbstar
they are stupid
is a lamp
shade an appropriate hat?- colbstar
Why do some
people who are supposedly good friends share awkward silences
once they run out of pathetic anecdotes which are the constituent
parts of what amounts to nothing more than a straightforward exchange
of crap information that serves to motivate their listless lives
as opposed to enjoying a passionate, engaging, producitve conversation?
it's just part of life and it's better then digging holes to nowhere...
hey is it
possible for you to go to jail if your over 18 and you talk to
some one online who you have never met and you just talk
if you didn't harrass them or threaten them or steal their credit
card info then i don't see why you'd get arrested...
when i fill
out forms, under "race" i always put 'human'. what can
i put instead because i fucking hate admitting i'm human. - SiNiSTaR
sorry.. if you are then you have to answer that way... thats why
they put it on forms
ok, I have
a few questions. #1-If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he naked
or homeless? Should I build him a house or buy him clothes? #2-ICQ
hates me, ever since my cat slept on the moniter it has not let
me on, did my cat had something to do with this? #3 If i was to
put toilet paper on my arms and open an umbrella and jump off
the house would i fly?-monkeeskittles
1. both, and build him a new one 2. no 3. briefly... the art of
flying is missing the ground
a fulfilling, appropriate, yet tasteful way of celebrating the
occasion of catching out the fat arsed know-all I mentioned to
you in my question to you last week, opening her big trap and
telling someone, "Oh that's easy"! so I got her and
told the person she was sprouting to in front of the boss, "ask
Allison, she'll show you" (false name used because her's
is so stupid) only to see her flapping (and she flaps!) around
trying to put her money where her mouth is? What sort of wine
would you suggest to go with what kind of savouries? Yours delightedly,
i say pizza is a good way to celebrate anything... and send me
some too cuz i've been sick and have none at all
hound an adjective or a verb? yours in eager anticipation kind
regards, "Need to know"
uh.... i wasn't actually taught that in school and i'm ashamed
to admit it... so i'll distract you with some fancy footwork until
you grow weary and leave
Why am I
obsessed with plucking things with tweezers?--Syko Morgana
no idea... but stop it... it's not natural to have no eyebrows
dance with me and my pet duck rufus?--Syko Morgana
no... i told you that after he bit me on the butt that i'd never
dance with you again
is it humane
and funny to carry out amateur experiments on animals? - Lithanial
not it's not so stop it damnit... i told you that won't fit up
crying every night since i touched gran, why did she get so angry?
she told you not to and you did anyways... how rude
hi DC can
I come up to your place tonight?--Syko Morgana
no... i have a cold and am not up for visitors
me monkeeskittles! YAY! ok anyway, i was looking back at some
questions and i saw where you were selling mzebonga, this was
way back on like page 17 i think, anyway(heres where i ask my
question and you breathe a sigh of relief) Can i be sold too?
Ill make someone very happy. I mean Im smart, big boobs, insane,
what else could people want??
well since you're smart, i would think that covers it all... oh
wait... do you have a good sense of humor? well you are here so
you must... if you don't shop for shoes every day, and don't enjoy
shopping at all then sure we'll sell you
on a scale
of one to ten, how pathetic am I today? yours
pathetically, Ms Pathetic
about an 8
a vegeterian, do you ever eat those fake soy protein meats like
the Meatless Riblets(i just love that world, riblets) or the boca
burgers, do you like those?--Syko Morgana
i haven't had meatless riblets... but the burgers are good...
there are veggie dogs that taste good too
how do they
get those fake soy meats to feel so spongy and meat like?
i don't know... but it tastes good and i'm glad it's available
for those who don't eat meat
do you like
BBQ sauce?--Syko Morgana
some of it without meat... yes
hear that Mr. Noodle from Sesame street died??Isnt that sad? Shouldnt
we all offer a moment of silence for Mr.Noodle?..*moment of silence.*;..................................................Okay,
lets fuck.--Syko Morgana
mr noodle? never heard of him... and ok
hate me if I joined the military?--Syko Morgana
i don't hate people just because they make different choices then
i do... i may not agree but that's that
come whenever I'm high I always make out faces of like the pink
panter and captain crunch in my food?--Syko Morgana
i was about to ask if the military will mind that you get high,
but then i figured it was probably something they encourage so
they can order you about better
JCP going to do with that cup now that all of the crap is dumped
out?Surely nobody would drink out of it after it sat with rotted
contents for months..eww..--Syko Morgana
damnit... that's why she laughed as i was drinking... that bitch!
with the pop up ads all of a sudden? FartMonkey
what popup ads? not here ... you must have the new version of
kazaa or something shitty
I see. So
everybody's sick now. Even the questionnaire is about sickness.
Is VER sick too and if not, when will he be? - Omuletzu
he doesn't seem to be infected quite yet... we're working on it
you do if someone kidnapped you and made you watch Britney Spears
videos all the time? Ok, I know it's a Britney Spears question,
but... it's also a you question. - Omuletzu
i'd eat open my wrists and die
human senses be tricked so easily? - Omuletzu (Did you get this,
or my net died before??)
it's just one of those things that happens... once humans get
their upgrade then it will be better
that, even with the rules written just near the question field,
you get a moderate amout of gibberish, repating questions, etc.
What do you do with those? Aren't some of those fun to read? -
i just delete them... if they are fun to read then i leave them...
sometimes i just have so many questions that i delete those that
i'd give one word answers to
you can find some conversation bots on the internet. You could
take one of those, feed every question and answer ever written
into his little file-based brain and then let it answer the insane
questions for you (or try at least). What do you say? (No, JCP
would not fire you and replace you with a robot, don't worry!)
damnit she would... we will never speak of this again
with someone better than shopping alone? - Omuletzu
shopping sucks period... things should just be sent to my door
that i'd like
LiKe tHiS a cRiMe aNd iF sO, uNdEr WhaT sEcTiOn aNd wHaT iS tHe
FiNe aNd oR MaNdaToRy SeNTeNcE? - SiNiSTaR
yes it is and it's under the DC anti-bad typing act section 1933
and you have now been fined $50000
is a lovely nickname. don't u agree? - SiNiSTaR
jcp is looking into getting tshirts made and one of the printers
came to the site and said how they liked everyone's creative nicknames...
so yes and most of them are pretty good
band is called 'beautiful disaster' and she's the bassist. whaddaya
think of the name? they won some battle of the bands thingy recently.
i am so proud. - SiNiSTaR
that name sounds like a 311 song...i could be wrong... but i don't
think i am
i have a donkey?--Syko Morgana
they HATE you
I dont believe
in god or the devil, is something wrong with me for that? My moms
said im going to hell cause i dont believe but how can i go somewhere
that i dont believe in?
exactly... you are entitled to believe whatever you want... people
may not agree with you, but if they can't accept that then it's
too bad for them... i don't believe in that hypocritcal nonsense
either... people preaching about a god of love... then they go
out and kill in that name? that doesn't make sense at all...
DC it bit me! why did it bite me? can you come and smush it? monkeeskittles
you said i could!
you display my question about touching my gran, man?!!! I need
to know!! Is there something you find abhorrent about grannytouching?!
You making out like im some kind of freak!!?Look, just give me
a straight answer, you know, i don't want to fuck with your shit
or anything, but you could be a lot more real with these people
who ask you questions...come on.
i did damnit! now pay me cuz you were rude to me
are you guys?
i'm 25... so is JCP... ver is 30... poptart is 31 (or 32?) the
rest are irrelevant
can i lose weight~i really want to starve myself in order to lose
a lot of weight in a little amount of time! pleaz help!! angelbabe
GET THE HELL OFF THIS SITE YOU DUMBASS... you want to look good
then eat good and exercise and be healthy you idiot
seven alternate uses for a keyboard? FartMonkey
1. hammer 2. back scratcher 3. paddle 4. prop for a play 5. foot
rest 6. plate 7. pillow
backpacks:A good thing? A bad thing? You don't care? FartMonkey
i'd have to say that i don't care... it's just the way it is
guess they're not rolling backpacks...cuz for it to be a backpack
it has to be....on your back...so really it's a floorpack? See
where I'm going here? FartMonkey
you're going to be going into the closet and locked in there for
the most common misspelling of the word "a" ? FartMonkey
the garden gnomes down the street change their facial expressions
every time I look at them. Are they plotting against me? Should
I make use of that big metal hammer in the garage? FartMonkey
just talk to them... normally they're very nice... it's gnome-haters
like you that give the rest of us a bad name
tell me about one of the instances in which you've shaken your
fist at someone/something today? If you haven't, you may shake
your fist at this being such a stupid question. FartMonkey
i shook my fist at a sign that said 'Botox is now here', and the
ice on my windows
Do you think
if I wear one of those mickey mouse hats from disneyland and stand
in front of a snake's cage at the zoo, it will strike up against
the glass because it thinks I am an enormous rat? FartMonkey
only if you have your tail hanging out
aGrEe tHat pEopLe wHO tYpE likE thiS aLL tHe tiMe NeeD tO bE shOt
rEpeAteDLy iN THe FacE? FartMonkey
that or send me $50000
die, does your cotton stuffing return to the earth from whence
it came? FartMonkey
no... it shoots off into space where it can visit the stars and
rest of the universe
If I were
to send in two of the exact same question stating "Do you
ever get deja-vu?", would you delete one (or both) of them,
or get the joke, be a sport, and post both of them? FartMonkey
(Assuming you will go with the first option, I will not make an
i'd put them together as one question but now since i've been
asked this already i'll just delete them both and send a current
of electricity to any who tried to send it again
throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
no and not all americans throw rice because it's not a good thing
If you got
into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the
taxi driver end up owing you money?
no... distance travelled is distance travelled... no matter which
way you're facing and i'd give them a tip for driving backwards
Do fish get cramps
only if they've eaten a lot
you going to post the ques./what if results for march? im pissing
my pants with excitement. i hope my answers went through!--Syko
you people are so demanding... i work so hard and you just want
more more more! BRATS! i do this out of the goodness of my sock
monkey heart and it's never good enough for you people! <sobs>
Why is it
when a substitute teacher cant find you its your fault? (Could
it be because we were hiding under the stage with a few friends?)
giggle giggle...umm yea sorry... hmmm...~NSuxbum & Doucher
you know where you are... it's not your fault they aren't smart
enough to find you... they're just frustrated so they get mad...
plus being a teacher is probably one of the toughest jobs on the
planet to do RIGHT...
damn freshmen get the money? or should we keep it and give some
of it to you?~NSuxbum & Doucher
i say split it between us all...
would be a good fundraiser for money? NSuxbum & Doucher
what are you raising money for? if it's something cool then uh...
i don't know... throw yourself in front of buses and get everyone
on the bus to donate
asked a question a few months ago. And it never appeared. Is it
because I'm a white powder that has yet to blossom into manhood?
it could be... that or it was a silly question or one i didn't
feel like answering... you're not the boss of me!
My cat threw
up not once, not twice, but three times. After that, she ate some
food. What was the matter with her? McDiablo
too much food? too much carpet fluff? maybe the food isn't good
for her? no idea... i'm not a vet
Is it weird
that I rarely use my credit card? McDiablo
no it's a good thing... a very good thing... now those scary people
can't track your every move... figure out what sorta stuff you
like... and everything... unless you have a cell phone... cuz
that does the same thing but mostly just points out where you
are at all times
worst movie you've seen? McDiablo
any love story kind of movie... they all are the same and they
hell was up w/ Frank in Donnie Darko? I don't know if it's because
I was really friggin tired when I watched that or what, but I
kinda get it (like the eye etc) but not the whole thing. Please
watch it again... and again... then if you don't have the DVD...
rent/buy it and watch the extras and more will be explained....
would you charge me... or what would you charge me if i came to
live with you??? I dont like it here... people suck... I want
to be close to true insanity...please me me come... pleassseeee!~NSuxbum
i would charge you $2000 CDN a month
i get to be sold:: does a little dance:: set my price please!!
monkeeskittles ps-um i have like 5 pairs of shoes and i will not
go shopping for them or anything, cept for food ;)
i think empriss nikon would love to have you... not for pleasure
distraction Ninjas! <steals food>" What would you give
me out of 7 for my method? - Fido Dido
a 5... maybe a 6... but only if they're well trained distraction
for the dinosaur head!!^_^ lol but you do know there are cameras
in the fire alarms right?..right?!BLOCK EM OFF!!!..or just flash
you've said that already haven't you?
why do people
ask so many shitty questions?
some have made it their life's work
annoy you when people refer to "9-11"? Can't they think
of a better name for it? Even "That-Time-When-Those-Guys-In-Turbans-Hijacked-Planes-And-Knocked-Down-Them-Two-Buildings"?
they probably say '9-11' because the 'guys in turbans' thing is
offensive and isn't accurate
If a monkey
on crack joined the FBI would he get arrested?
kindly post this in order to tell Miss Roger's Sweater that I
ask so many questions because I have A) a curious nature B) had
a troubled childhood C) dyslexia and D) no concept of "too
many questions". Wait, that would be making this my personal
messaging board, wouldn't it? FartMonkey
yes it would and then i'd have to beat your sorry monkey ass...
so bring it on over... and don't bother with the whole 'i'll just
wear lots of underwear and pants so it doesn't hurt' thing
have liposuction, they suck fat out of your butt and inject it
into your lips, then aren't people literally kissing your butt?
yes... and that's what they get for being so stupid
getting tired of people asking so many questions about why people
type LiKe tHiS? FartMonkey
make a good canadian sock monkey? FartMonkey
if you're not rude to others and if you don't drive a honda civic
you do when you have a huge zit on your face that starts talking
to you, and when you scold it in public people look at you funny
even though you have explained to them that your pimple was being
a rude sonofabitch, and you just wanted to teach it some manners?
some people think zits are created nice and polite... they're
wrong... they need to be dealt with
you say to someone, when you ask them why the hell you should
go out with them, they start saying shit like, "Why!? Why
is the grass green? Why is the sky blue?" - SiNiSTaR
say chlorophyll and water... and then re-ask your question...
if they're dumb... why bother going out with them?
been wondering where i've been? if my freaky guitar teacher has
abducted me with his cat pictures? - Miss Roger's Sweater
well we had started an investigation, but all we came up with
was that you weren't in the fridge
can a keyboard
be sexy? cuz my mom got a new one and it has all these fancy buttons
and the top and bottom are blue, and i must say, it's a tad sexy,
for a keyboard. - Miss Roger's Sweater
do NOT lick it... no matter what it says and how sexy you think
I have to
write my term paper this week for my 'philosophy of religion'
class. should i write it on karma or a limited god. help me out
here dc. - Miss Roger's Sweater
karma... and be nice about it or it will come back to haunt you
it piss you off when people ask question of their personal life
and the not so insane issues they have? nicki the sticky sockmonki
it all depends... if it's a stupid question then it bothers me
it doesn't rain donuts anymore?--Syko Morgana
damn clouds... they're so greedy
back you told me that Sanimal has an exstenive collection of naked
pictures of B. Aurthur. Does he want to do some trading or selling?--Syko
i did? probably true... and don't ask me...
name Guy annoy you?--Syko Morgana
only if they say it 'geeeeeeeeeee'
it be funny if I spontanesouly combusted from asking you too many
i'd laugh... and point... then point and laugh
ever had sex with an ice cream sandwhich??--Syko Morgana
no... they all say no
am i going
to be able to stay awake for my class today? people are doing
boring presentations that make me want to hurt someone... can
i hurt someone? - Miss Roger's Sweater
nope... and yes!
do you enjoy
getting random cheques from the government too? - Miss Roger's
if i did then yes...
I do about my pet human who keeps breaking out of her shell?
i'd say get a bigger place... something with a nice yard...
my laptop case look like a gangsta gun carrier?
what does? why does? and if it looks like that then i'd get a
you say to people who are obsessed with lord of the rings and
force their kids to read it, but then forbid their children to
read harry potter? It's all the same stuff, only stolen, with
different names, and less severe. What's with those people? FartMonkey
i'd say that reading the lord of the rings is a punishment...
as the first part is painful to read and all that damned singing
sucks ass... and yes they are both fantasy books... so i don't
see why people would have issues
Can I give
you some tips to making this domain even more insane. 1) more
midgets - my theory is anything can be improved by increasing
the midget factor, i.e. midgets riding skateboards, midgets in
sock monkey porn, pictures of various midgets just standing around,
whatever. When I see this site I say, "yeah, its pretty insane,
but it's just not 'midgety' enough", the migeticity just
isn't there. 2) One word, Vomit. This site is desperately lacking
in the big V, chunder, puke, barf, yack whatever you wanna call
it, you need more of it. Instead of this boring old black background
how about a spewlicious technicolor vomitscape? Or even better
a 'rate my retch' section where people send in pics of their favorite
pavement pizza and we rate them! 3) More nudity - well, its not
really insane but it couldn't hurt. 4).Drugs and alcohol - nothing
says insanity more than a bit of drug induced psychosis. How about
giving all the kiddies out there a real taste of insanity. Hang
around outside your local pre-school and hand out a few 'party
sweets', then film the hilarious results! Pre-schoolers whacked
up on goof-balls, now I'd pay to see that! . Then when their done
your bound to have some valuable material for the 'Rate my Retch'
section as well. Bonus!! 5). Hidden cameras - anything involving
a hidden camera is funny, the comedic possibilities are limitless:
hidden toilet cam, hidden bathroom cam, hidden midget cam... whatever.
Any combination of these of these five essentials is bound to
be a winner. Here's an idea: you go Big Brother style and cram
a bunch of naked midgets into a house full of hidden cameras.
Then you get 'em drunk and lace their drinking water with LSD
whilst hidden toilet bowl cams take snapshots of their midget
chunderspew for us to rate! Now thats entertainment! Anyway
dude, think about it. - Chunderspew
now that would YOUR version of insanity... and let's face it...
there are many sites out there like that already... and who are
we to try to out-do those sites? plus... 1 we don't feel that
midgets should be used for purely sexual uses... 2... there is
enough vomit elsewhere like jackass to satisfy you... 3... JCP
won't pose nude and the rest of us would make the site turn into
number 2... 4... no.... 5... we're working on a webcam, but other
then that, no...
do you guys do apart from this site? Are any of you hot? would
you go out with me? - Batman (nananananana)
we live, breath, have jobs, and do stuff... some of us are...
you require large amounts of money for sexual favors - do you
except midgets as payment?
midgets are not money
why do you
give good question awards to crap questions? example: "I
asked a question a few months ago. And it never appeared. Is it
because I'm a white powder that has yet to blossom into manhood?
Anthrax.Boy" received the only good question award of the
20 or so questions in the last batch. How is this a good question?
Isn't it true that the good question award is just a sham? Do
you even read the questions? Are you already using that automatic
question answering program thing that that guy was talking about?
If you are I think its broken.
hmmm... it might be broken... or maybe i'm just trying to keep
you freaks on your toes... thinking 'maybe it could be me....'
which it won't be... but maybe... maybe?
Why do gay
guys talk in that lispy big gay Al way - girls don't speak like
that so where do they get it from?
they don't... it's a stupid sterotype... if some do then ask them
why... but not ALL do so stop it
why is the
good question award an ugly ass vultue head?
why shouldn't it be?
DC are you
insane as in mentally unstable or just in the whacky and zany
why should i be grouped into one or the other? it changes hourly
why is it
that when i've got heaps of homework to do i suddenly have the
urge to waste hours abusing people in chats and asking inane little
sock monkeys stupid questions - yet i would never do these things
at any other time because their pointless and boring?? - Batman
(na na na na na na na na na)
you're one of those people that like to distract themselves from
doing any real work yet feel compelled to do something... you
should really start collecting money for me... that's productive
to this if you dont strip naked for me ill throw animal crackers
at you and i just might spank you too how do you like that?!?!--Syko
i'd like that a lot actually...
my friends are back home from the chorus trip to Virginia... They
seem to had lots of fun.... Did they miss me at all? :-( ~NSuxbum
only a little bit... the rest of the time they were thinking about
not missing you at all...
the spot on a girls pussy that makes the cum uncontolably??? stephen
as with most humans, each female is different... so find it yourself
on the chick who actually lets you touch her
you get when you cross an overweight camel with a turkey named
George, then take the result of that cross and cross it with a
Hostess twinkie? This isn't one of those dumb jokes.. well it's
dumb but it isn't a joke...but I really want to know..FartMonkey
you're right... it is dumb
social studies teacher has a 'thing' about doing a bibliography
perfectly. He even pulls out a magnifying glass to check and see
if there are five character-long spaces from the margin when starting
a new line. Is it safe to say that he's a little ... mentally
a lot unstable... kinda like me where i think i've had this asked
before but have i really? no one knows
tell me who invented internet slang so I can go out and hurt them?
it's a whole bunch of stupid people...
too cool to watch the Junos, or did you actually sit down and
indulge in some Canadian music? McDiablo
i wasn't too cool for them, i just don't like watching those shows
period and if i have to see/hear celine dion even for ONE second
i will smash my tv....
with driving a Honda Civic? - Omuletzu
there is nothing wrong with driving it if you don't ride up my
ass... don't crank BAD music out of it... don't install loud mufflers
on it and don't put stupid stickers on it... if you own one and
don't do that, then you're the first
are you annoyed
by an abundance of politcal questions yet?i am...
i'm annoyed by high pitched noises
better? a life filled with dreams or one filled with theinsanedomain?
they're the same thing... this website IS dreams...
was on the hot n boys website..you know the site with those 3
guys who dress up like black rappers well its funny..but the question
is, who do you think is the most attractive?and dont be all .."Im
straight, k? ..i dont know that stuff" ..its just showin
insercuity about your sexuality.. and it make me bombard you with
homoerotic questions..And its possible for a man to know another
man got looks, i think david hasselhof is a very handsome man.
i think you have some un-fun issues... first of all, that doesn't
sound like any site i've ever seen, and i don't care enough to
find the one you're speaking of... second of all david hasselhof
couldn't be further from good looking if he tried... i think you
have wandered onto the wrong site... move along... nothing more
for you here....
i should be in school about an hour..i have to walk but im praying
i dont, its so hard on the feet.I need a ride..so dc pop o on
over have some tea and drive me to school on your way home, k?
are you praying here? i told you about that! and i told you i'm
not allowed on the property... that whole 'restraining order'
mean NO experiments? not even trying to find out if kowala bears
explode in forest fires? eucalyptis trees do because of all the
oil in them and since kowalas only eat eucalyptis leave they surely
must explode too? right? surely its worth testing? - Lithanial
had sex with a real person dc? If not, why haven't you??
yes i have...
Why do we
have to work 5 days a week, dont you think itd be better to work
2-3 days a week, and have 4 days off? I mean theres enough people
to do that right? -JellyFishToast
yes there is... i don't know what the damn problem is
Do you think
scrub a dub ever died? -JellyFishToast
stubb a dubb never did... so... it goes to show you just never
happen to a sock monkey if he went through a black hole? -JellyFishToast
many many things that are too complex for you to understand
crazy men around me talking in wierd fake accents and are downloading
wierd sounds from their laptops...should i just sit here pretending
nothing is going on? i really am quite scared- colbstar
no sudden moves... if the dominant of the two comes up and sniffs
you... just whack him on the side of the head and scream "NO
DINGO WILL EVER GET MY BAYYYBEEEEE"...
if a friend
calls another friend's dad "cute" by accident..how should
you react?- colbstar
first, i'd shove the offending friend into a tub of week-old jello...
second, i'd pinch them at least once just to prove my point...
thrid, i'd rent a kangaroo to have it kick the shit out of the
was Mardi Gras day!at school...and i got beads...but i didn't
flash...why oh why did so many guys and girls give me beads?...~SG*
maybe they didn't like them? maybe they had too many? many it
means they feel sorry for you? maybe it means that people like
giving you stuff?
I have a
What If for you...what if I found a question in the Questionnaire
format in the What If section? Would your world be turned upside
down? Or is it just the opium? FartMonkey
a little of both but who is to say? ever since that pillow ate
the tree i've learnt not to question such things as it only leads
to more questionable events which is what they want
IS up with these pop up ads? They only come up when this site
is up, and I don't have any other pages up or new programs...is
it the government? My english teacher? Opium? FartMonkey
you better just be fucking with us... we are anit-ad... if you
ARE getting them then go download AdAware and run it...
jolie spicy and deviously hot?--Syko Morgana
scratch my back?--Syko Morgana
no... last time i fell for that, the person was found dead somewhere...
i didn't kill them but i had their skin under my nails so i was
held for questioning for a long time...
have any idea why JCP wrote in her "horses are evil"
page that if I don't agree with the stuff there, I am one or more
of the following things, and one of the following things is "under
the influence of horses or horses"? Aren't horses and horses
the same thing? If there is a difference, could you tell me whether
I am under the influence of horses, or horses? Oh wait, I'm not
under the influence of anything...except sock monkeys and cheese...FartMonkey
she was seeing if you were paying attention... since she obviously
write some more damned shrink stories or insane sock monkey stories?
i probably could... but then would would wear the silly hat?
watching the Stanley Cup playoffs, or do you care less? McDiablo
oh i'm watching... go leafs go...
My mom made
a salad in less than two minutes. Should she get a cookie for
doing that? McDiablo
sure why not... give her two
one do in order to get that garlic bread taste out of their mouth?
spit... eat dirt... root beer...
they stop staring? Why won't they all just leave me alone? FartMonkey
i told you already... turn the tv off and they won't stare anymore...
life is just death's waiting room, and the crap we have to deal
with every day is just the same old tattered boring magazines
that it contains. Plus you pick up diseases from other people
in waiting rooms...that just makes things more fun while you wait
to die...well I have to make this a question somehow...I'll just
ask if you agree. Do you agree? FartMonkey
sometimes yes... though when i'm in waiting rooms i like to bother
others, draw in the books, wander the halls and chase small children
screaming 'i'm the plague!'... so i guess its all a matter of
if you take it sitting down quietly or not....
fed up with humans? I sure am. Why should my life be controlled
by people I don't even know about? Like money. Why should I have
money? Money is of no value to me. They tell us to value it, and
we obey like the sheep that we are. Then we get in fights over
it. Then we kill eachother over it. Why? It's little piecies of
paper. I'm going to start my own little world. There will be no
money. If there were money, I would think coins would be worth
more than bills...they're prettier..and they make a happy jingling
sound. Then so do the little tabs off of soda cans. Also in my
world there will be no politics. People deciding who's better
than everybody else just because they know more people. They are
such idiots. There won't be the media either. Telling me that
I have to have straight teeth and being ugly is bad. What do I
need with the media? It's just there to make me feel bad. There
will be no concept of rich. Who cares who has more little papers
with pictures of dead presidents on them? It doesn't make you
a better person. It just makes me laugh at them because they think
they are better than me because they have a lot of those little
papers, or a big paper saying that they have a lot of those little
papers. Idiots. Nobody else will tell me what is bad. That's what
THEY think is bad. I will decide for myself what I think is bad.
Telling me something is bad only means YOU think it is bad, and
that only makes me question it. When I rant like this, I figure
that I just will stop caring what people think of me. I tell them
that. Then I can tell they think I'm crazy. I think I'm crazy.
But then I think no, I'm right! But they think I'm weird. Ok,
then I'm wierd. I have my own ideas. They all can obey all the
crap just because some unknown force tells them to. I'm fed up
with humans. Thank you. FartMonkey
that's fine to be fed up with them... but if you treat the rest
of us 'weird' ones like you do the idiots then you're part of
the problem... so be cool to the cool/weird people ...
you have liposuction, they suck fat out of your butt and inject
it into your lips, then aren't people literally kissing your butt?
is the one who kept on talking about "SUCK THE FAT"
a few weeks back! Should we beat him up?
i'm always up for a bit of violence
most idiotic thign you've done in the last 3 days?--Syko Morgana
i tried swinging from the curtian rod by my tail... i didn't really
aim properly and i just bounced off the window
die are we going to become God's like of peanut butter or our
favorite things like God of the Insane Domain and stuff??--Syko
well i don't know about you but i plan on touring the universe
after i'm dead... there is a lot of cool things to see out there
and i just can't do it without breaking the speed of light...
when i'm dead i won't have to be bothered with such limitations
thing kids like is to be tricked. Last week, I was going to take
my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland
burned down." He cried and cried. I started to drive over
to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late and so
I went home, I decide not to let him know the real truth. Ain't
I such a mean person?
ok now this i'm sure i've heard before.. you are ripping off someone
but i don't know who...
to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at
them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me. Is
there any way I can do it?
yes go to easter island
do agree that I could use a good sound beating, when WAS I talking
about "SUCK THE FAT"? Was I really? Or was it just an
opium-induced dream that whoever asked that question had? FartMonkey
all i'm thinking about is the beating you deserve
to the store... you want anything? FartMonkey
I hang all over my cieling in an effort to make my room more insane?
my last class tonight.. should i celebrate even though i still
have exams? - Miss Roger's Sweater
celebrate after the exams or else everything will turn to liquid
and you'll float away
do i have
hockey on the brain too much when i start thinking of exams as
the 'playoffs' and i finished my 'regular season' classes tonight?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
i'd say that you do have hockey on the brain but that it's ok
i did a presentation in english class and there was this guy who
is a really big dork and he pissed us off cuz he was lame and
didn't want to participate with the rest of the group and everyone
hated him. can i kick him in the nuts? -Miss Roger's Sweater
no... that's not needed... kick the kneecaps
I'm so pissed
off right now I could break some necks! But do I have the right
to complain? Nooo! I feel I should be out there stealing, ripping
people off - that's the way to do it nowadays! If you want the
good life you have to steal, not to work like everybody else.
Every day I hear about illegal stuff, people stealing billions
from public money and at the same time the government says they'll
add a new tax on something. Yeah, that's it! They need more public
money to steal! Lemme tell you a small story (not about public
money). I had this card from this bank. It wasn't a credit card,
it was just used to take money that I already had from an ATM.
They started sending me my account balance by mail - every letter
cost me something. I wrote them not to send me those anymore -
they kept on sending them. I went to the bank and told them I
want my account closed but that I had lost the card. They todl
me I have to pay *** (debt). I did. They kept sending me the mail
until I got some more debt. Went and gave them the card (found
it) and closed the account AGAIN! Got another one of those papers
- I still ow them money. What should I do? Go and shove all those
pieces of paper down the throat of that guy who closed my account
the last two times? Burn down the bank? Sue them? Talk to the
manager? Go and make a monster scandal till they come and take
me out with the police? - Omuletzu
there is no way to escape the banks... you are doomed
you so against animal experimentation? insulin used to be gathered
by butchering pigs for theyre pancreases by the thousands to keep
all our diabetics alive before genetics came about. so surely
the world wont miss just ONE kowala! - Lithanial
sure it will... what we won't miss is another human
about life... I know this guy who has Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis.
He'll die sooner or later, but until he dies he's miserable and
he makes everyone else's life horrible. I lack the words to describe
it. All I can say is I think he'd be better dead than the way
he is now - complete paralysis, not being able to eat or breathe
right. He'll probably die of suffocation after months of being
like this... And we would still call it murder if someone decided
to end his misery! And we still hope and pray and wait and wait
and... It sucks! What's the solution for something like that?
there is no real solution... and if i get to that point i'd want
someone to kill me... i should be allowed to die when i want
like to find out why people choose to ignore me. How can I do
that? - Omuletzu
i'll tell you why... it's the constant phone calls... emails...
letters in the mail... midnight serenades and your bad breath...
you are ignored in the hopes that you'll go away
know what to ask, but I'm not feeling any better. It doesn't mean
that I'm calm, it means that I can't express my rage. I should
really learn how to do it. Maybe I could make a really sturdy
sock monkey and start kicking it around every time I'm angry.
Would that be so bad? I mean I try to live in the real world and
they don't think of sock monkeys as beings - more like toys. Hey!
Why am I writing about sock monkeys? Why am I writing about myself?
Am I self-centered? Am I supposed to be selfless when everybody
else is egocentric? I have yet to meet someone who wants what's
good for me (excepting my parents). Is it a bit too late to be
asking these questions (I'm 25)? - Omuletzu
don't be kicking me or i'll kick you... and no... it's too early...
done yet! Yeah, I've got issues and these questions are a way
to sort them out. Yep, you missed your career with me. You should
have been a psychiatrist. My question? Yeah, I know I write too
many words meaning nothing. It's one of my many flaws. What's
my purpose in life? Do I even have one? Does anyone? - Omuletzu
you pay me $100 an hour and i'll be your personal shrink... then
i'll answer your questions
that red is an angry color. Will you ever make a more mellow layout
with blues and greens?
not for this website... that would just be WRONG
really such a thing as Dark Matter or all those scientists just
'hypothesizing' (ie- making up stuff) so they don't have to admit
the old theorems don't work on that level (macro-space, or something
sciency like that) and they simply don't know how to get the right
answer without making up some 'mystical' element that permeated
the entire universe yet can't be detected *directly* with their
its real but not really and if they did think they knew, they'd
best way to terminate all hair growth in your nose?--quite smart,
but it's well hidden
If a squirrel
that has no sense of smell farts in the forest and nobody is around,
does it really smell? FartMonkey
yes.. but not to the squirrel
got the wires connected...what do I do now? FartMonkey
time I pick up the phone and it turns out to be a telemarketer,
I plan to shriek directly into the phone as loud as I can, then
pour molten iron into the mouthpiece. Is this OK? FartMonkey
no... that might hurt your throat... rig your computer to emit
the noises into the phone...
these sounds, like, more correcter to you?: "Before he died,
Jim was an active person." or "Jim was an active person
before he died." Also does it matter that Jim died because
I killed him? FartMonkey
the second one and no
is fascinated by this thing where a guy is blabbing about what
this guy is "building in there?" In the end, after all
that blabbing, the dude doesn't even say what the guy IS building.
How stupid is that? McDiablo
very stupid and i for one am outraged
hurt themselves from bobbing their heads too much? McDiablo
yes... didn't your mom tell you?
you think of a guy whose lawn is dying? McDiablo
i think very evil things... mostly about ants
Why is there
a lock and an emergency handle on the back of school buses? If
you're going to steal one you just turn the emergency handle and
it opens. So what's the need for the lock?
well on most buses the handle is on the inside and the lock is
on the outside... unless i've been seeing those decoy buses the
government sends out to monitor my activities
i want to
kill my computer. will you come kill it for me?????? irish psycho
no... send it to me
you know the dude who was talking about telling their nephew that
disneyland burned down in the last batch of questions you answered?
And you said you're sure they ripped it off from somewhere? Well
isnt it the dumb blonde joke where she's driving to Disneyland
and sees a sign that says DISNEYLAND LEFT so she turned around
and went home? It's not the same thing, but it's got the same
jist to it...FartMonkey
the same jist would be that it's stupid and not funny
Insane Domain: where insanity runs rampant...and so can you"
indicate that I can only run rampant within this site? Or does
it mean that if I'm insane I can run rampant anywhere, and this
is just a very good place to do it? FartMonkey
yes... and no... why would you want to be insane somewhere else?
times would a donkey dance if he could relaly actually dance?--Syko
twice a week
dance when you arent watching?--Syko Morgana
no they dance when you're not watching... which sucks for you
is a good sign that you are sane, what is a good sign of insanity
and why? because people keep telling me stop being so paranoid
u insane peice of shit, it confuses me so? can you help oh great
one? oh and i might be able to help you with that playstation
2 and gta3
i say ignore those freaks and push them off your shelves... those
stuffed toys can't push you around anymore... and are you sending
should I have this wart removed? I think maybe it's posessed by
evil clown demons. FartMonkey
yes... evil clown demons are the worst