should we do about the war in ireland? why won't the british leave
ireland? they have their own land they don't need ireland! cripes!
whats wrong with the goddamn british?!? will you help me get them
out of my home? irish psycho
i say you find a planet and call it ireplanet and then you can
all live in peace
Do you have
any words of wisdom for the dumb of the world such as myself?
you need to have yourself sterlized, and then send me money and
i'll tell you what to think
when it rains in Vancouver they always say it is pouring cats
and dogs when really it is like mist?~JeEpY
they are just lying to confuse you but to know for SURE you need
to pay for me to come visit and check it out myself... a round-trip
fare from toronto shouldn't be too much
like how the site looks now. Do you think I should buy those people
who worked on it a Slurpee or just give them a mental pat on the
i say you give jcp and i some slurpees... my.theinsanedomain.com
is beginning to look really good... but you won't be able to see
that for awhile yet... but you'll like it... oh and non-members
will be able to see the webcam...
Did my friend
forget to come and pick me up? McDiablo
yes but they'll pretend it was 'traffic' that made them late
you do to get a song out of your head (that is basically repeating
the same line over and over and over etc.)? McDiablo
you pick a new song or plug your ears and just scream until it's
As for my
hair-pulling-out question, I actually was referring to the hair
just on my head. Would you like me to count all of them for you?
only after you pluck them all out... except for 3 like homer
people look at me like I just swore when I call my dog (which,
yes, is female) a bitch? That's what she is! They don't flinch
when people call a female deer a doe! S'matta?
explain it to them... they will then understand
you do if I ran in circles for countless hours, whilst you are
locked in the same room with me and have access to a shotgun?
i'd count each lap for you and for every hundred i shoot a hole
in the wall to mark the occasion
Why do people
run from me? FartMonkey
well you are constantly yelling 'FIGHT! FIGHT!' and it causes
people to get scared and run away
born in a toilet? FartMonkey
i thought so too until it was explained to me that it was just
his mom trying to flush him down it after giving birth
you do if you cut yourself really bad and discovered that your
insides were all metal and that you were really a robot? FartMonkey
i'd be so happy that i'd dance around and flex my robot arms
media's brief obsession with Xena the Warrior Princess ever reoccur?
reoccur? i guess i missed the first one... then again i don't
really pay attention to that stuff...
have asked everyone else, and now you: Do you have my tie? FartMonkey
no i don't but i thought i saw it fly by the window last week
Why is the
fact that I know the guitar I was playing a minute ago is worth
$20,000+ make me want to go out onto the driveway and smash it
even more? FartMonkey
to say you did it...
I hate it
when people laugh at you because of some dumb inside joke they
have and then they won't tell you about it. Don't you hate that?
What can I do to those people? FartMonkey
yes i do hate that and i suggest ignoring them or shoving them
into oncoming traffic
i think it's green and long..and skinny..but teacher said now
and laughed...do you like Yaoi?(guy on guy)sorry..had to ask..~SG*
i'm still wondering what the green and long thing is about...
do i like it as in personally partake in said 'guy on guy' activity?
then no i don't...
whats goin on? I am just getting back into free time to journey
here. But then I was just notified 2day that I will have 2 go
for jury duty. DC, what do you think of Jury Duty?--InsaneLane
i think it was a horrible movie and you couldn't force me to watch
I am sure
I have already asked you this but: What happens when you weld
the barrels of two guns together and fire them at the same time?
Well, I can guess what happens, really I just want to see it.
Want to try it with me? FartMonkey
ok come on over and we'll give it a shot.... <shakes head at
self for saying that>
hey dc i
filled out the what-if's but i got this error message so i dont
know if it went threw, is there any way you can check?--Syko Morgana
yes it went through... yea the site was having issues for a bit
but things seem ok now... <shakes fist at servers but then
quickly puts fist down before network admin sees it>
you go and have an ear job? i liked your cute fat little sausage
ears.... are you sure that's even you??? Or is it some evil clone
that wants to take over the world?? - SiNiSTaR
it's me... and i felt more like an elf before i got them fixed
to be normal monkey ears... i can hear much better
heard that IRRITATING cheeky girls song that goes 'touch my bum'?
what does that music make you feel like doing?? It makes me feel
like killing myself. - SiNiSTaR
no i haven't heard that and i'm thankful
DC, do you
like oranges? I find oranges so interesting. I like to break them
open and examine the little "orange capsules." I like
to eat them all one by one so the orange lasts for several hours.
In my opinion, an orange is the greatest marvel in the fruit family,
well, except the tomatoe, but thats just cuz of its long standing
existance as the black sheep of the family that noone wants to
i like sweet oranges... the sour ones suck... and those with seeds
is it ok
if i go and cry in my emo corner? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes it is... go on and have a good cry
i have made
a makeshift desk out of my bass guitar hard case and a couple
small wooden chairs.. resourceful or retarded? - Miss Roger's
resourceful... and don't let those ikea bastards tell you any
why is this
website being mean to me? - Miss Roger;s Sweater
it HATES you and your little sweater too...
Why do we
call it GASOLINE when it is not a gas? Should we rather call it
i'd like to call it 'stinkass'
I had this dream... I dreamt that I was in a great big hall. But
I was not alone, there was tens of me's, hundreds of me's, thousands
of me's... What does this mean to me?
more importantly... what does it mean to ME? the answer is nothing...
however i had a dream where my wisdom tooth was coming out and
when i pulled it i discovered it was attached to a long piece
of flesh and i had to knaw at it to get the tooth free from it...
my mouth was filled with blood and i had to keep spitting it out
guve me a price estimate on this wedge of cheese? FartMonkey
to your site has a message to 'those who cry easily'. Has someone
actually cried upon viewing your site? McDiablo
most likely... we all know how touchy some idiots are out there...
name is Pepper. With a name like that, my mom seems to have come
up with a lot of nicknames for her: Pepperoni, Peppermint, Peps,
Peppy, etc. Is my cat annoyed by this? McDiablo
yes she is... her name is PEPPER...
When a site
is being slow, is it all right to sing to it...."Oh, hurry
up...please hurry up..." ? McDiablo
yes it is but not a cutsy song... it has to be a hardcore kinda
my quest for a good answer award end? FartMonkey
when you ask a good question... but you knew that didn't you?
7 things that you should never do in the presence of angry parrots?
1. whip cookies at their faces 2. run around them in circles while
screaming 3. try to count their feathers by prodding them 4. dump
their water dish on their heads 5. kill the 'head' parrot 6. start
rattling the cage screaming "FIRE!" 7. watch the movie
chickens are wearing tuxedos. The music makes me troubled. Blood.
Blooooooooood. It's all happening again. Mommy? Mommy? I can't
see that far. I can't stop shaking. I can't stop. I can't stop.
The voices won't let me. Shh! Don't talk about them...they are
watching...I will be punished...so many chickens.." If you
had to rate this on a scale of 1-10, was this a good chunk of
insane rambling? FartMonkey
i'd give it an 8 and i refuse to tell you why so THERE
dogs don't know it's not bacon? And, can YOU believe it's not
butter? I can. FartMonkey
oh they know... and they know that we know... and yes i can
for art, it was required that a purchase some special paint brushes.
The end of the year rolled around and I never once used them.
Now I am stuck with them. What should I do? FartMonkey
mail them to me... i'll
in your list of rules not to ask any one word questions. I recall
somebody asking Why? and you answered it. Who is to blame? FartMonkey
i blame poor lighting... salad forks... stop signs... blind people
the little pictures that are all around your site, like the one
next to 'featured items for now', did you guys take those yourselves
or steal them from others? And are the pictures of you guys really
pictures of you guys? FartMonkey
yes we made them all... most are from pics we've taken... here
are where we have them all... and yes those are our real pictures...
you found out that everybody that asks you questions is really
just one person using a bunch of different names? FartMonkey
i'd be very impressed until they started repeating themselves
or getting boring
the war that's probably coming? - Omuletzu
what about it?
you want to be when you grew up?-Syko Morgana
the circumfrence of a hot chocolate ass?--Syko Morgana
why do people
who drive hondas think that their cars are faster than cars with
v8 engines?--Syko Morgana
they are so very stupid... that is why they are in those little
things and equipping them with stupid stereos that crank the bass
and then slap stupid stickers on it to make others aware of their
ding dongs?--Syko Morgana
some corporate slave
YOU THINK A THEME FOR OUR SCHOOLS 9&10 GRADE SEMI SHOULD BE?
the egyptians... and then afterwards dig a hole in the football
field and bury them alive in it for authenticity
why do monkeys
same reasons humans do... to put their fingers in to keep
If I sent
you a bunch of money and possessions, would you leave me some
stuff when you died? FartMonkey
of course... if you sent me stuff... i'd send you a thank you
I shake hands with 6:45 AM? A coffee commercial just said to do
that. Really. FartMonkey
with what? never heard of this '6.45AM' thing... i have heard
of coffee though and i obey the coffee but not the commercials
there currently no world record for, so that I can set a world
record for it? FartMonkey
there is no world record for the longest time someone has spent
it's different for each person... and each species
hail and clowns supposedly come from the sky, how come we never
see frozen clowns plummeting towards the earth? Well, maybe YOU
do..I've only seen them in dreams. FartMonkey
i've only seen that in dreams as well... i say we travel the world
and find the truth... you're paying of course
each different color make you feel? FartMonkey
i like the color black if you consider that color... it makes
me feel good... pink makes me feel mad... yellow makes me annoyed...
peach makes me feel anger... red makes me feel good...
Is it OK
to warn screaming children on planes that if they scream any more
their windows will crack and break and they'll get sucked out
of the plane? FartMonkey
yes... it's very kind of you to warn them
i have a lesbian friend who is real sexy, along with myself, and
we came over, can we have hot wild monkey sex like me and you
did the other night? or do we have to pay this time?
well i'm busy tonite... but call me tomorrow and maybe i'll let
you come over for free
FartMonkey ask so many questions? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i'm not sure... but i don't cringe when i see them ... and i don't
recall having to delete many at all... plus i know of at least
two others <points at you and mcdiablo> that ask lots of
know that 7eleven sells 'one size fits all panty hose'? - Miss
really? you should see if its true... see how many people can
put them on
- what do you think of war? Is it necessary? - Omuletzu
in some cases yes, since humans suck so much... throughout the
past though there have been many unnecessary wars resulting in
races being wiped out
I am stuck
and bored at work right now. What can I do to make it better?
dip tissue papers into your water or coffee and sculpt the 'business
I was walking
down street, when a young beautiful blonde woman rode up to me
on her bicycle and stopped, threw down the bike, undressed herself
naked, threw down her clothes and layed down on the ground. lying
before me naked with her limbs outstretched she told me to take
what I see, so I took her bike and clothes and rode off. Did I
do something wrong? Because people said I did.
maybe she had some jewelery that you shoud have taken from her
fingers and ears... that's the only problem i can see with leaving
her there... oh wait... did she have a helmet? safety is very
my dad been able to get up before 5am for work for all these years?
I am barely able wake up before 10am now. McDiablo
he is part robot and has been programmed that way... try putting
him near lots of magnets and see if he wakes up late...
Is it weird
that Miss Roger's Sweater and I tend to quote our instructors?
not to me... but probably to some others who eavesdrop on your
conversations but that's what they get for eavesdropping on people...
How is it
that an inanimate object, like a computer, is able to cause so
much frustration within a person? McDiablo
by crashing as your finally saving something that you've been
working on for hours and were stupid enough not to save it before
now because you thought the 'auto-save' thing was working...
bastard! you did it again! Why did you erase that question..you
know what im talking about! can i at least get an answer as to
why you deleted it?--Syko Morgana
i should probably know what question you're speaking of but i've
only had one coffee so my brain is still not working completely...
i do remember deleting them though... so i'll give you my favorite
reason for everything i do 'i did it because i can'
really change your fat little sasuage ears? Thats weird..sock
monkey cosmetic surgery. you should be ashamed. cant you just
be happy with the body that your mom gave you?--Syko Morgana
yes i did... i was 'unfinished', not flawed... there is a difference...
it's not like i had breast implants or anything...
Wow I am
amazed my friends go to 7eleven and I miss out cuz I am studying
for a test.. is there something wrong with me? ~JeEPy
for now yes... but when you are at the 7eleven 30 years laster,
you'll find those people working there and wonder if it was really
so wrong after all...
when I am going to school I procrastinate till I have like 2 mins
and I have nothing ready to go? ~JeEpy
you haven't learnt to go into 'autodrive' and have your body do
everything automatically so you wake up at school
Me and my
imaginary friend have been going round the bend, for some time
now, for some time now. Me and Timmy Turd are getting troubled
being heard, above the background hum, above the background hum.
My and Barry C are going down to Connah's Quay, for all your Telecaster
dreams, a Telecasters all you need.. But
back to the point in hand, yes or blue? - Fido Dido
if Jesus humped my lama...would you?
you'd have to prove a few things first... like 1 jesus' existance
2 llama's existance 3 the alleged humping 4 mold
the phone, why? and whats with all those birds flying over me?
pretend not to see the birds... and the static is messages from
help me? i'd like to start a campaign for emo destruction. this
idea was originally proposed by spazz and backed up by the ghost
of gg allin, darby crash, and that guy who committed suicide from
reagan youth. now to be honest, i have nothing against the music
itself, and i do like some emo bands- but their "emotional"
nature and lyrics often come off as forced melodrama, because
it is. it's like you took the lyrics from a shitty nu-metal song,
improved the vocabulary and put it to some bad indie music. also,
that whole faux-nerdy act they have is bullshit. most of the emo
kids i know are prep kids in disguise. this is a plague- lets
do something about it. are you up for it, dc?
while these sort of people may cause some annoyance... i feel
i must fight against those idiots that crank the dance music in
their little cars... the ones who think their lives are run by
mtv/muchmusic... and ANYONE who even kinda liks popstars/american
idol and all that horrid shittyness
a Wickle Wacky Wonky Tonker?--Syko Morgana
sounds like a game involving paddles, dice and water balloons
do you have
a favorite question that you've been asked on here, or a favorite
answer in the what if/questionare part???--Syko Morgana
not that i recall actually... i have been asked thousands of questions
and it's impossible for me to remember which out of ALL of them...
hence the whole 'good question award' cuz i give it to questions
if i like my answers too
sometimes yes... sometimes no...
of your daily time do you spend swinging from chandeliers? FartMonkey
1% ever since i got the game boy advance
i get my free cheezburger ?
we only serve veggie burgers here... and it will be 10 minutes
cuz i'm not a good cook
do you find me attractive ?
what do i get if i lie?
heck is Bush such an idiot and wants to kill everyone?? ~JeEpY
some people are like that
and green"..*ish talking about the spleen*lol ok,well..I
meant watching guy on guy..not in guy on guy...entertaining for
meee!^_^..ok..what's on tv?~SG*
nothing is on tv... i've turned it off in disgust for today...
it's like show creators are purposely making shows to insult our
you answer questions about photosynthesis, what DC stands for,
sterilizing needles, 24 hour stores or Britney Spears? Do you
have something to hide? -Schizoid
<runs around in panic hiding evidence> i have NO idea what
you're talking about...
I thought my family was getting over their illnesses, my brother
becomes sick again. Will my family ever get well again? McDiablo
yes but not until you are sick again
Was my Poems
and Novels instructor drunk last night? (he walked into the overhead)
slightly yes... but mostly he was high... and you should send
me your textbooks when you're done the class
you do when you're bored and stuck in a room against your will?
draw... kick things... start bothering the people around me...
eating paper... making noises
it with george bush? why exactly is he such a cock? and why exactly
does america feel this overwhelming need to claim total world
domination? love from the communist queen
it's funny cuz it's true...
I have an
incredible urge to light someones toe on fire... who would be
willing to let me do this to them? ~NSuxbum
not i... feet are sick and stay away from mine...
how many hard-ons do guys usually have per day? just wondering,
it must be bothersome to have wood for no reason. and what is
the fastest time for having an orgasm, for a male? i've heard
it to be under a minute. very quick. i know from experience in
giving lapdances it can happen in 10-5 min. but a minute? clue
me in to the penis mystery.
it depends on the guy, his surroundings and what sort of things
get him 'hard'...
How do they
make wicker furniture? How come the little sticks don't break
when they bend them into the shapes of chairs, etc. ? FartMonkey
it's all just fancy plastic cleverly designed to look like wood
if I try to step in all directions at once? What happens when
YOU try to step in all directions at once? FartMonkey
better, fire, cheese, or knives? FartMonkey
had a dream wherein I was attacked by striped commas. I think
my english teacher is causing me to have strange (well, stranger
than usual) dreams. What should I do to her? FartMonkey
force her to move onto nouns and verbs
If I bury
an egg in the ground, will an eggplant grow? FartMonkey
i would think if you watered it and stuff that it would work
the chances that my computer will explode and send me to the hospital
for many months? How can I increase these chances? FartMonkey
not very high... you can increase them by rigging them to explode
in such a manner
anger cows when stupid humans drive past, stick their head out
the car window, and go "MOOOO"? FartMonkey
no... it bothers them when people push them over, or yell "hi
boys!" when they are girls
i was just
flipping through the channels on my tv and i came across a 13
year old boy singing eminems song only it was about meat. this
was on a childs television station. how wrong is that? how can
they defile eminem like that? or a childs mind for that matter?
what the hell is wrong with people? irish psycho
it is very wrong... mostly because only weird al can do that properly
if it's done at all... and singing about meat is never a good
about michael jackson?
what about him? damn why can't he be left alone already... if
i were him i'd build myself a spaceship with that money and find
myself a planet without annoying humans that spy 24 hours a day
for 'proof' that he's even more fucked up then we already know
1+1 and 1x1 have the same answer, but 2+2 and 2x2 don't? FartMonkey
i have asked the shiny thing on the floor that many times but
each time it refuses to answer... once i get it to tell me then
i will be sure to annouce the results to the world and all will
be well again
I obtain some silver bullets? FartMonkey
at the SilverBulletMart
explain to be what exactly goes on when you get electrocuted?
well the current goes through you and then you jiggle around and
your skeleton flashes through your skin so people know you're
being electrocuted... oh and the lights flicker
if I put a AAA battery on my toungue? How about a D battery? A
car battery? FartMonkey
nothing... small buzzy feeling... i forget so you try and tell
Why is it
that all my classes (supposedly) are of equal length, but french
is the only class that seems to last about 6 hours? Note: My other
classes are not 6 hours. FartMonkey
french is like that... but it may come in useful when you go see
all the cool caves and campgrounds in quebec and have to find
a bathroom due to poor planning...
I name my new flyswatter? FartMonkey
used to respect goaltender Curtis Joseph, but ever since he got
traded to the Detroit Red Wings...well, all I can say is he was
truly crushed. Will my brother ever be able to respect someone
maybe in a few years... but let's face it... a lot of us were
crushed and now just want to get on with our bleak little lives...
maybe those cujo jerseys will be worth something on ebay....
ever really go bad? McDiablo
yes... and when it does... it goes really bad
Why is the
American news so soap opera-ish? McDiablo
it's the only way to make them listen to all that bullshit...
pretty soon it will just be one long commercial
Why do beer
companies have to have funny, or, uh, "funny", commercials
on TV? McDiablo
they do? i certianly haven't seen any... all i see are meatheads
and for some reason beer companies don't think chicks drink beer
or watch sports... they're just the 'girlfriends' with big boobs
teach me how to go into auto drive??? ~JeEpy
i can but let's face it... you'll get lazy and not do it right...
then end up smashing into a wall and crying
when you go shopping and you are trying to find one thing you
can never find it? ~JeEpy
i got stuck on the first part... shopping? hmmm... i don't recall
having to do that much... unless you mean me seeing it online
somewhere and clicking buy or bid
when you go to 7eleven with Miss Rogers Sweater and "the
other one" you just can't say no to a slurpee?? ~JeEpy
it's the sugar and the fancy shoes
job!..i have no idead what to ask...sorry!~SG*
<points and laughs at you>
you update people that suck ?
why don't you MAKE ME
in SAnimal stands for Stupid Abnormal Nasty Idiotic Moron Ass
Loser. Do you agree that I have basicly described him?
yes... good job <claps>
can i cover
you with syrup and roll you in cornmeal?--Syko Morgana
no... i'm not partial to stickiness
cat want to come over to my house tonight for bbq eagle?--Syko
no she's not very social...
Hi my little
barrel monkey,yay I got a good answer thing for that my first
in ages. I thought you'd like it. Anyway hows life treating you?
Whats for dinner? Can you spank the monkey ?Miss you heaps,catch
you soon.Your best friend ever Sally
life is trying to rip the stuffing out of me, light it on fire,
then shove it back in... <shakes fist at life> dinner...
hmmm... i guess i should get to that... and of course i can spank
the monkey <spanks monkey>
tell me the orgin of the word monkey?-Pancake
wear black this Valentine's Day and proceed to stand on a street
corner and yell about who St. Valentine REALLY was and go on about
how he didn't give a box of chocolates to his wife? McDiablo
is that coming up? you should wear black all the time... and yes
i say you print up lots of hate mail about everyone not just st
planned during the summertime? Yes, I am thinking ahead. McDiablo
well i plan on going to ottawa... northern ontario to camp/hike/bike...
and maybe a trip out to eastern canada to see nova scotia etc...
I have read
three out of the seven books I must finish this semester. Can
I do it...can I? McDiablo
of course you can... and then send them to me unless they suck
know someone who was called the walking 7eleven because shes open
24 hours a day. what do you think of this?~NSuxbum
does she have locks on the doors?
why do people
say "can i ask you a question?" isnt that cheating?--Syko
yes... go hurt them
who is writing
the nurse on acid?i like it.--syko morgana
yea you just want to track them down and eat their brains... i
know your type and i won't let you get away with it... i saw what
you did and i'm telling everyone... what do you think of THAT
If a hippie
drops and breaks the big glass bong,and subsequntly get another
big glass bong for free from sympathetic hippie friends, then
tavels through time to stop the first bong from ever breaking..(whew..)
does the stoner in question get to keep both bongs?
yes but he must share it with his friends so the bongs don't get
angered and smash themselves
If you deliberately
put up the little dealie that says "The Good Question Award
is awarded to those with good questions, but you won't get one",
does that mean you intend to never again give out another good
question award? What is the lack of meaning of this nonsense?
<points at you and laughs> you were looking for meaning
in nonsense! ... anyways... it means that 99% of the time i am
right and you probably won't get one...
Do you or
any of your sock monkey friends ever wear Converse sock monkey
yes but not in front of anyone... they do that sorta thing in
front of mirrors
a device in my basement it says DANGE! LE NUCLEA BOMBE Shit! I
wish I did french so I could understand what it says. There is
this big red button on it, should I press it and see what happens?
when there is a big red button staring you in the face... you
ALWAYS press it... haven't you seen cartoons before? a big red
button always means fun...
a magic latern in his attic and rubs it hoping for a genie to
come out, and one does! The Genie starts laughing and then gets
a serious look on his face, he grabs DC with his large burly hands
and puts his thumb on DC's head. The Genie then says: "ARE
YOU GOING TO GRANT ME 3 WISHES, OR AM I GOING TO CRUSH YOU TO
well yea but remember... no wishing for more wishes
does NOT equal quality. Bullshit! There is 7 letters in both words,
so both take up the same volume, also in terms of data storage
in computers they take up the same space. Am I right or what?
you're what... 'quantity' is fatter then 'quality' so it weighs
more but it's not about quantity remember
AM . It's a tuesday... Am i going to school ?-NNY
i wouldn't.... i'd answer more but there is something in my eye
and i think it's ana's fur from her shooting it in my face when
i sleep... i must go remove it now
chickens have lips ?
cuz KFC ripped them off along with the beaks when they were born
that really sanimals eye on the about us page?
i heard a rumor that it was... but jcp might have been lying to
try to impress me...
mom actually go to work even though she has to take these pills
for her back that make her feel kinda drowsy? McDiablo
i think she'll try and once she flips out at a meeting proclaiming
that she is 'the master of all the red pens' before passing out
she will then be sent home
Why do they
sell miniature playing cards? McDiablo
for people with tiny fingers, small playing areas or who find
the smaller numbers more challenging
don't understand this: I borrow things from my family members,
and I always put them back because I know they'll go crazy if
they can't find that thing that I borrowed. So, how come when
my family members borrow MY stuff, they never put it back where
they got it from? Is it really that difficult? McDiablo
no... you have to learn to freak out more extremely so they are
as terrified of you as you are of them... try to hit that pitch
that makes them involuntarily shudder... that usually gets people
How do you
define the difference between being insane and lacking sanity?
i define it as cold, strange and kinda bubbly
like a wannabe guru?
no... unless you wanna start sending me money
why do wierd
people lke us love monkeys so much?
its the tails... the humans love the tails...
i do with this table leg in my hand?
throw it away in disgust
the shoe always fit?
what would be the point of having it if it didn't?
why is my
vision currently slightly blurry and my head is hurting.. am i
drunk? but i don't even drink.. at all.. well slurpees and water
but nothing alcoholic.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
yea well you did drink ten gallons of slurpee... so yea you might
be having problems
why is the
library so busy on a week night? - Miss Roger's Sweater
books are wicked... go get some NOW.... NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
oh my gahg!
so the 'english patient' isn't even from england? does that mean
i don't have to finish reading the book? - Miss Roger's Sweater
the whatnow? i say it sounds stupid and burn it
am i going
to be able to write one more poem for my CW class tomorrow night?
my poetry has been pretty bad lately.. help.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
here use this...
just going nowhere
follow through each day
looking through me
dreams are all i have
how can i tell you
that it's too much to take
i don't fit in anymore
i guess i never did
how can i explain
the feelings i always have
never believing in tomorrow
waiting for the day i feel
without that darkness inside
screaming at me from within
something something but what
nothing is all i have
no genitals. How does that make you feel? Would you be scared
if I told you it made me slightly aroused? - Mzebonga
i feel that my tail makes up for it all... and it's the tail you
love baby... you know it
JCP to update her "Nothing really" page. It was just
getting less boring! Did she quit her job or something? Could
it be the Great Adventures of Unemployed JCP? Could it? Huh??
Could it?? -zOril
i think she's been updating it more... and i say you pay her to
be able to quit her job and then she can just go around being
weird like she does and tell you people all about it...
none of your sock monkeys have braces?
only herbert had to have them and he had them removed about a
you calling fancy pants? I'll find out who wrote Nurse on Acid,
eat their brains, and then find you and rip your little stuffings
out and..and...*crys*..Im sorry DC. im being mean. will you forgive
well fine... will you still eat my brains when you find me?
quite simply a delightful treat, yes?--Syko Morgana
yes but damnit... we all KNOW it's not good for us...
in love with ronald mcdonald or what? i can totally tell!--Syko
hell no... that food isn't food and it's horrid that he pimps
it out to kids and then puts sugar on the fries
or David Letterman?(say leno or Ill kill you)--Syko Morgana
i would say neither but if i HAD to chose for some stupid reason...
you'd have to kill me
i just woke
and there is a table leg in my hand......................what
no there isn't... you can't prove a thing... give that to me
you get a paper cut on your ass?
that's not a paper cut...
why is there
a sock monkey in my underwear dresser?
oh... sorry about that... i'll tell herbert to clear out
my car start when it's so cold outside? I'm serious so I want
a serious answer. The engine starts but stops immediately. And
when I get home from work (a bit warmer, but not a lot) it starts
like nothing was ever wrong. - Omuletzu P.S. Don't answer that
it's mocking me, I already thought of that and it is possible.
I have ignored the broken exhaust pipe for too long so the car
might be mad at me.
what makes you think i know anything about cars? next time try
giving it a big hug before you start it...
miss me? - Omuletzu
only if you brought me presents
a sock monkey's brain made of and how does it work? - Omuletzu
i refuse to tell you... instead i will tell you about snow but
i'm lying so you get NOTHING
"Quanity"? What the (#*@^$ do you mean by "Quanity
does NOT equal quality."?? - Omuletzu
damnit.... <shakes fist at you>
In MK there
was this fighter called Sub Zero. Does that mean that he's less
than a zero, like such a bad fighter? - Omuletzu
as IF you need to tell me that sub zero is in mortal kombat...
i KNOW this... don't insult me
greatest one-word question you know? - Omuletzu
why ... most people don't have answers to that
not a good question. Please wait while I'm thinking of another
can you help me be a better human being? - Omuletzu
recycle... don't treat others shitty... send me gifts... go camping
and don't leave a mess
would you blame and what would you do if you found this <link
removed cuz it's 404> in your food? What
would you do with something like this <link gone> ? - Omuletzu
<shakes fist at you and your broken links>
understand that you think TV is bad for kids? What is your problem
with stupid brats and their parents? What is SAnimal's problem
with kids? Are your problems related? How can we tell if 2 people
can or cannot turn out to be great parents. And finally, don't
you think there are enough adults that are worse than the stupid
little brats? (Sorry about "Don't send in lots and lots of
questions at once.", but the questions are related) - Omuletzu
tv is bad for everyone if it's stupid shows... stupid brats and
parents usually suck... ask him not me... perhaps in the grand
scheme of things... do they have and use their brains?... hell
yes and when they breed it's worse... i'm not against breeding...
i'm against the stupid people breeding and raising stupider kids...
the world is run by the majority but it sucks when the majority
are stupid... and keep getting stupider because they are too stupid
to stop breeding and get some brains before they breed... kids
aren't an obligation... they are something people should choose
to do so they can raise them being loved, nutured and taught to
be creative instead of the mindless throw-away generation that
is currently being spit out... it's not all about looks and sex
boys and girls... all us smart people should sterlize the stupid
and get this shit under control
you think of schizoids ?-NNY
well his music took a bit to get used to but i like quite a few
songs of his now... have you seen schizoids
that Mcdonalds fries and chocolate xshake are about the nastiest
but tastiest combo... -NNY
you are only right about the nastiest part
rate my short story 1-10?: Once there was a penguin named Thurg.
Thurg was a bad penguin. He carried around matches. When he got
mad at an eskimo, he would start a fire and melt the eskimo's
igloo. One day Thurg got in a fight with an eskimo and melted
his igloo. The eskimo came out and beat him up and took his matches
and dropped him off a cliff. Thurg didn't melt any more igloos
after that because he was dead. FartMonkey
you forgot to put The End. at the end... otherwise it's good and
i'll give it an 8
So i was
walking down this alley way when i ran into god. an i was all
what the hell are you doin here? he said he wasnt there.. so i
said oh. then i said huh? then he told me "ask DC why he
was imagining me ?" does that make any sense? Kyoritsu.
no but god never does make sense... just like how santa is full
of lies... and the easter bunny is full of hate... and my imaginary
friend stares at my ass a lot... what was i talking about? oh
yea... imaginary people saying strange things... next time reply
are a quarter of a dollar right an nickles are made of nickle
but what about pennies or dimes.... what im really trying to ask
here is.. do you have a pocket?
yes so send me all the money you have
2 banners now i see only one, id kinda well i kinda liked 2 banners....
whats up man?-kyoritsu
did one run away? hmmmmm
hate it when your gettin under someones skin an they get all pissed
of and stabb you with a medium sized type knife, forceing you
to bleed cosequenlty mixing your blood with theirs and you have
to whatch it all spill out that damn medium sized type knife hole?
well doan-cha?? - Kyoritsu
yes... i can say that i do hate that and have protested twice
outside with signs over it
mom has a boyfriend who breaks every thing, does drugs, spends
all her money ,and cries ALL THE TIME, i mean this is a grown
man, plus he watches dragon ball z and wrestling all day... how
do i get rid of him?-creepy_rubber_duckey
your mom has some issues because she is stupid for sticking around...
as for you, get a job or sell their stuff and move away from the
morons... and don't forget to NEVER repeat their stupidity
with all th posers these days?- creepy_rubber_ducky
take a look what is on the tv... and you will see why everyone
is stupid... they are not only bred that way, but told by so-called
'reality' tv that being a shallow and only pretending to be a
person is a good thing... they're all the same... baaaaaaaaaa....
i say we grind them up and have burgers... i'd rather eat that
then the way the tv is feeding it to us
anti-valentines day? My friend and I are bitter single people,
and spent the day giving out rusty nails to couple and jeering
at them. - Fido Dido
is that today? oh i suppose it is... i say ignore it... xmas is
worth the effort to hate it... focus on being anti-xmas... though
the rust nails thing sounds like fun...
the tuna stretch mark festival, and should we bring picket signs
and riot gear?--Syko Morgana
smoke this fatty with me? I HAVE SOME CHEEEEEEESE!--Syko Morgana
well ok but only because you have cheese...
you so great?--Syko Morgana
um.... <blushes> i don't know... HA i bet you weren't expecting
THAT! nice try there syko... i'm not falling for that one again...
ever voluntarily sucked up to anyone? FartMonkey
yes but it hurt so i never did that again
I now attack
the phrase "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar",
and the people who are always saying it to me. FIRST of all, I
myself do not wish to CATCH flies at all, I only want them to
not land on my food or make their annoying buzzing sound resonate
in my skull for hours at a time. Secondly, is there any meaning
to this? Did people at any time actually try to catch flies with
honey or vinegar? What kind of retard would try to catch anything
with vinegar anyway?? What should I do to the people who say this,
and do you have any additional rantings to add? FartMonkey
people are just stupid... very stupid... stupid stupid stupid...
be sure to tell them so they know...
Is it just
that only the songs I hate get stuck in my head, or is it that
a song I kind of like gets stuck in my head and repeats over and
over a gazillion times until I hate it and want to kill everyone?
a bit of both... and everyone is in on it... that's right... we're
all just fucking with your head...
Who is your
daddy, and what does he do? - Kyo
i'm not telling you and you can't make me
do you know
a young girl named barbara?....seems to me that only old and older
women are named barbara. Hmmm..
no i don't... then again i don't know any older chicks named that
either... my life is barbara-free
more things from Des Moines? - Elf Munky
maybe they have better things to do...
Do you have
a good answer?Do
you have a "really" good answer? - Kyoritsu
of course i do... that's why i need you people to ask good questions
why do i
keep having email sent to me about increasing the size of my penis
when i have never signed up to recieve such information? I DONT
EVEN HAVE A PENIS! does my computer just randomly sign me up to
stupid mailing lists?
you too??? are they trying to get you to work from home too? apparently
you can make millions every hour...
can I have
some chocolate now?--Syko Morgana
yes you may... go ahead and eat it... and i hope you choke just
a little bit on it too....
do you have
a secret you want to tell me??...--Syko Morgana
everytime a german comes up to me and starts speaking to me in
german and i tell them I dont speak German, they continue speaking??Should
I resort to violence?--Syko Morgana
no you should learn german and figure out what the problem is...
phone number again? i lost it.....--Syko Morgana
it's... 519-... oh wait a minute... i know what you're trying
to do... well you can just forget it...
in the "about
u" section, in the "choose a color" thing, why
did u make all the colors bright? i swear to god they slapped
me in the face after i'd been staring at the rest of your site(which
is lovely and dark-thank u) i got a goddamn slap in the face when
i clicked that icon. now that i thought about i, that was the
idea. still, why couldn't u put some nice deep color like blood
or just plain black? irish psycho
well if you pick any of them you get insulted... cool people wouldn't
choose any of those colors... it's one of those things jcp made
me do cuz she wanted to toy with your heads...
a sock monkey and the person i live w/ thinks u people are going
to scam me. since i found u'r site and i've been coiming to it
for a while i trust u but they don't. i really want that sock
monkey, and it makes me sad. how can i make them trust u? irish
well they are right to be concerned about buying things online...
which should lead you to look into things that would make things
seem safer for you... this site has been here since 1996... we're
obviously in the process of setting up a pay area for those who
want things like videos etc... we're obviously not going anywhere...
plus we have better things to do then rip you off... my mother
is actually the person who makes the sock monkeys... i'd like
to sell them so she can be happy they sold... she is making more
in the next few months for us to put on ebay or sell directly
from this site... so you make the decision if we'd rip you off
will u make
a list of all the questions that got a stinky monkey butt award?
thanx, i'd really appresiate it. irish psycho
nope... i don't want to
scary looking freak driving down my street REALLY slow. is he
one of the freaks whose coming to take me to the beach? irish
yes... hide under the table and pretend to be a sleeping cat...
maybe the freak will be fooled...
do u mind
me asking all these questions? i need to soak up the knowledge
from the almighty dc and i can only accomplish that by asking
questions. please don't mind, ok? irish psycho
yes but remember i'd like you to send me gifts as thanks... i
like shiny things, things worth money and books
i hate myself.
i wish i was dead. would dc like to come rape me and then kill
me? please, i'm getting really desperate? some bitch
uh no i would never rape anyone... i will kill though... what
is your address again?
i use 2
names when i ask questions. can that be considered a form of multiple
personalities? irish psycho
maybe but who's keeping track?
do u like
my name? irish psycho
sure why not
if u could
do anything to your greatest enemy what would u do? who is your
greatest enemy? irish psycho
my greatest enemy is the stupid people out there as a whole...
and i'd sterlize them
do u like
the name russell? i think it's very weird. irish psycho
i have no issues, emotions or general ideas about that name...
i stop fighting with my mom? irish psycho
once you move out and both of you smarten up...
i miss the
ocean. i've gone to florida every year since i was 5 and i'm not
going this year i'm not going because my granpa died. am i selfish?
no you're not... just plan a different time to go... and maybe
you'll appreciate it a bit more you selfish brat
Let me try
again! If the link doesn't work then it's either because you don't
want it to work or don't know how to use a computer (doubt that),
or it's just voodoo... or it got somehow converted to ucase -
everything must be in lowercase cause the damn thing is case sensitive.
So, who would you blame and what would you do if you found this
in your food? - Omuletzu
well i didn't want it to work but it did... and it wasn't worth
the effort... that's it? that's it? i'm so disappointed... never
will i post links again... this has ruined it for everyone...
I don't understand is why does everybody want natality to be higher
than mortality? We're 22 mil and we used to be 23 mil ppl. So
what? Will we miss them? Ok, in time the medium age of ppl will
go up and... are they afraid we'll become extinct?! Ha, ha, ha!
humans will be if they don't get the hell off the planet....
know what's wrong with me lately. I... Damn! My internet connection
just died again! I feel like throwing everything out the window.
This computer is such a crap and I'm such a loser for not being
able to find something else to do. I can barely contain my rage
sometimes... always looking for something to consume it against.
I never find anything "worth" destroying so I end up
hurting myself by hitting something sturdy enough. Screaming would
do, but I'm a "civilised" human being and I'm not alone
in the house. I don't want to have to explain to my mother why
I'm screaming at 11PM. I feel like crying too. What do you think
of men who cry? It's all the same cause I can't cry. Stupid! And
confused cause I can't see a way out. I'll just have to wait for
things to become worse before they can get better. Money makes
the world go round. That's a lie. Magnetism does it, inertia,
mass... Money makes us hate each other cause of the envy. Money
makes some people more right than the others. Good things in this
world? Cats, dreaming (that's not in the world so it doesn't count),
music... and some more dreaming. Don't you find strange that I
like dreaming so much but I hate reading? Bad things in the world:
it's too big for what I want and what I want's too big for me.
(Damn, I'm beginning to sound like JCP's nothing really. Is that
good or bad? I could make a diary and leave you out of this but
it's better when someone actually reads it) People are bad and
the world is full of them. Sometimes I think that all they care
about is making it good for themselves, selfish, selfish, sel...
fish? When was the last time you ate fish and what was it? One
last thing. People all around seem to be content or even happy
with what they have. They laugh, tell stories... I don't understand
it. I don't see my life getting better. Will I feel better at
40? How about 50? Will I be happy at 70? Is that possible? - Omuletzu
well since you're mostly right... i say it's about making things
not suck for others... doing what you want to make you happy and
ignore those who don't get it... since you're at home... well
you're stuck with it for awhile so learn enough to get a decent
job (learn that shitty computer inside out, then get a new one
and learn it inside out) move away and do what you want... happiness
takes time... and once you hit 40 you're either happy or going
downhill fast so don't breed at any point and you won't have to
justify it all to some punkass kid... what was i saying? oh yea...
take your happiness where you can get it cuz you're only here
to die... so learn how to get away from the stupid people and
do your own shit... and write out all your shitty feelings for
now... or draw... or send me presents...
family make it seem hard to get on a chairlift? McDiablo
yes they do
Do you think
we should all have our own personal masseuse? I mean, you never
know when you need one, and when you do, a masseuse is never there.
i for one would love that... send me mine NOW
my instructor like the word 'propinquity' so much? McDiablo
just trying to show off... just roll your eyes every time the
world is used
scare you to know that in my Poems and Novels class on Thursday
we talked about everything from f*cking (like my censoring?) to
hey! we are not on tv here... you can say fucking... and it's
good to talk about things... so i'm glad
sing me a song about donkies?--Syko Morgana
no and you can't make me
i only have
two classes coming up this week.. does that make it alright for
me to slack off today? - Miss Roger's Sweater
of course! slack off you slacker
is the library
going to go to crap since i haven't been there at all this weekend?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
yes it is... what were you thinking?
how 1/3 of my creative writing class got haircuts last weekend?
i was feeling left out.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
not very creative are they? they're sheep... all getting sheared
at the same time
is it bad
that my aunt was screening her phone calls in case the lady from
church calls? - Miss Roger's Sweater
no it's not... church ladies are boring, pushy and demented....
I get so exited that I have dissipate the exitement with a muscle
spasm and a grunt, with a resulting ~neeh sound, any suggestions?
try a little dance too...
Why do people
bad tv... stupid people... stupid people driving...
is being a bastard and it won't let me access my e-mail. what
should i do to my son-of-a-bitch computer? irish psycho
it's not your computers fault... it's the mail servers fault so
go kick the shit out of THAT
can i have
herbert? please? i want to do him. irish psycho
no! herbert was for sale once and nobody wanted him... he felt
so rejected he developed a shoe fetish and he just can't handle
a change in location anymore... maybe someday he'll be ok.. but
not for a long long time
the difference between a slim chance and a fat chance?
one is slim... the other is fat
at this so don't go to hard on me. but is it just me or is it
hot in here?
it's cold here actually... <shakes fist at snow>
sad. what should i do to make myself happyer? irish psycho
rent donnie darko...
Is it ok
to get mad at inanimate objects when they move? and if so is it
wrong to hit them? - Kyoritsu
well if they are infringing on your personal space then it's not
wrong to hit them
get a valetine, awesome! Did you get one? I hope not!
no... good thing too
all the pens so suddenly? FartMonkey
pens rock... send them to me
little ball inside the computer mouse made of and how come it's
so important? FartMonkey
rubber... sometimes teeth... or plastic... or dead toads... but
i have one of those fancy marbleman mice so it's a red spotted
ball made of plastic
is wrong with either my computer or your form, I have to click
this submit button twice, as the first time I get an error message
and therefore must go back and try it again. Does this mean I'm
sending you everything twice? Were you getting ticked at me? Can
I ever be forgiven? FartMonkey
well the site had a few issues the last two days... well ok the
server did... but all is well now so it should work fine now
I feel horrible for not visiting "certain sites" within
a week? ~JeEpY
you should feel horrible if you don't visit this one... forget
jackson just a sick fuck??--Syko Morgana
no he's strange but so what... you try having the shit kicked
out of you by your dad and then made to dance around with a smile
and see how normal you turn out...
you on fire?! Can I put you out?--Syko Morgana
that's not me... that's the candle! damn... get your eyes checked
finish the sentence? I, DC, am so great because.......--Syko Morgana
the voices told me it was so that one time they were drunk
eat napkins??--Syko Morgana
jacksons sock monkey used to hide evidence
he has a sock monkey? it's not a TheInsaneDomain.com sock monkey
so it doesn't count
Do you have
any political views? What do you think of a war on Iraq? - Fido
yes i do... and i think that war isn't something that is necessary
at this point in time
one really good question last time... Toast anyone? - Kyo
i'd like some toast if you put peanut butter and honey on it
condements: if you had to choose your 3 favorite condoments what
would they be?(personally I think Cholula is The best) - Kyoritsu
onions ketchup cheese
Why oh why
is there so much reality TV? I had enough of it after the 2nd
'Survivor'. Will the mayhem ever end? McDiablo
it's not reality at all... it's people being stupid because real
reality doesn't sell... protest by NEVER watching that trite
dad ever get the hang of working the DVD player? McDiablo
maybe the basics of it... but never the concept of it
To go with
the previous question, it seems my dad figured out how to select
scenes on the DVD. Should I give him a cookie? McDiablo
hotdog sausages in packs of 10 when the hotdog rolls are in packs
to make you buy more
Why do they
call them hotdogs? Should
we rather called hotlongs?
we should call them 'tubes of horrid shit'
why they haven't made mice flavoured cat food?
cats don't like to eat mice... they like to play with them
food says it is a new and improved flavour, what the hell do they
mean by that? The dog will not care about the new and improved
how does one exactly improve something that is new? they are lying,
as that is what marketing is
your valentines day DC?i got groped...grr..stupid men...other
than that..all good~SG*
it was a day like any other and punch the freak if you don't like
you do if I pushed you into a cold bog marsh that was filled with
trash, sewage water, and old furniture?--Syko Morgana
well let me tell you... i'd be pretty pissed and then i would
claim all the furniture as mine... clean them up a bit... bring
them on tv to some antique apprasing person and have them tell
me it's worth millions... then i'd sell it for millions and then
find you to throw dirt in your face
Do you like
no i find it repulsive
the last time(besides now) that you heard someone say "that's
sinchy!" or "that's a sinch!"--Syko Morgana
i would have to say i haven't heard that for years
the best things in life are free, and yet people say that nothing
is free in this world. What's the deal with that? McDiablo
people lie... the best things in life are free but everyone is
trying to sell it to you because they are greedy liars
Do you have
a favourite Looney Tune character? McDiablo
hmmmm... probably that sheepdog (can't remember if his name is
ralph or sam) but he always stops the coyote from getting the
sheep ... he kicks ass without trying
you think my friend (girl) would do if I (also girl) suddenly
kissed her for no apparent reason? This isn't a stupid relationship
question, I just would like to know if I should be equippped with
pepperspray in case of retaliation
well if your friend is a mace-toting kinda gal then i'd say lay
off on the sudden moves... if not then try it... maybe she'll
just strangle you or punch you though... so be ready to duck and
How do you
make cows angry?
call them 'boys'... throw eggs at them... eat them for dinner
Ok you know
that Questionnaire question you had a while back about the joke
with the three-legged cat? Yeah, where did you hear that? It sounds
to me like the kind of question you would ask in order to settle
an argument. Am I right in any way? FartMonkey
i heard it from somewhere and then my mom got it wrong and instead
of saying 'i'm looking for the man that shot my paw' she said
the cat said 'where's my paw?'
that I pretended to be a fortune teller and I somehow conned someone
into believing that I actually did tell the future. I tell this
person that later today they will die a slow horrible death that
will take hours and hours and they believe me. Then he goes home
and shoots himself in the head to spare himself the agony of his
foretold gruesome death. What do you think the chances are? If
I am charged, do you think that it would be a wise decision to
change my name and move to Canada? FartMonkey
if the chances were high i'd encourage you to tell more people
that they're going to die... and it's a wise decision to come
up here as long as you get a non-polluting car or something
dogs smell fear
with their noses
who send you links without any explanation as to what they are
to etc" suck... Well, the ...com/fluffy.jpg is sort of a
hairball. - Omuletzu (happy not to suck anymore). Question? Yeah,
ok. When is this damn winter gonna finish?
i don't know when the winter will end but i've had enough of the
horrid driving caused by it
why do you
want me to choke on chocolate? that is very hurtful. you hurt
my feelings. why?--Syko Morgana
i think i said just a little bit... so i should have only hurt
your feelings a little bit...
ranted in a while. Is it okay if I rant here? Well, it all starts
when the Domain Registration company wouldn't update the DNS settings
of my site to point at my new servers and I haven't be able to
do anything to my site for the better part of 4 days and it's
pissing me off. I'm getting a backlog again, just when I was getting
on top of the whole mess. Then my boss actually has work for me
at the exact point when I'm too busy to be fucking around with
the piss poor jobs he gives me anyway and I've got two 10,000
word dissertations due in in May. Plus we're all about to die
in a big war. Isn't life grand? Pasta for tea again tonight? -
no life isn't grand and yea
Do you want
to be a slave in heaven or rule in hell? Nerull
i don't believe in either
with all the What If questions that have to do with different
beings forcing us to eat dirt? Do you secretly have a thing for
dirt? Is there anything that you'd like to share with us? FartMonkey
i have a thing for wanting to make others eat dirt
how do i
learn to type in a Canadian Accent? - Kyo
a canadian accent? i've heard of a newfoundland accent, a quebec
accent and other such things.. but a canadaian one? i think you're
confused... there is no way that all of us in this huge country
all speak alike
i had to
fill out my application for the music program today.. do you hate
applications as much as i do? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes i do... and the multiple signatures required
is it ok
to feel relieved that i don't have a midterm today even though
McDiablo is taking one right now as i sit on my couch? - Miss
yes it is... enjoy
my mom is catching on to the fact that i get slurpees pretty much
everyday.. what should i do? - Miss Roger's Sweater
disquse them in tim horton or other coffee cups
the chip company change the bags of the good barbeque chips? i
haven't had those kinda since high school cuz i thought they were
gone.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
they like to do that sort of thing to distract you from the ingredient
I hate smuggling
outside food into movie theaters. My family is always sneaking
in with bags of stuff and making elaborate plans. Would they even
say anything if we carried in bags of fast food out in the open?
I don't see anywhere that it says we can't bring outside food.
Anywho, in order to be on top of the elaborate plans is my diabolical
and elaborate plan: I will kill someone. Then I will take off
their skin neatly. Then I will install a zipper so that their
skin can be used as a sealable sack. I will put foreign food inside
the corpse-sack and put it in a wheelchair and talk to it casually.
Do you have an even more elaborate plan for smuggling food? FartMonkey
i say try it out in the open and see what they say.... and why
don't you just eat before going? are you falling prey to their
subliminal messages to eat eat eat eat eat?
7 years now I have not voluntarily worn shorts to school. I say
voluntarily because this year I was forced to wear a stupid and
degrading gym uniform, though I frequently don't change into it.
Do I have a problem? Is this a trace of sanity? FartMonkey
no shorts are not for everyone... i say if you don't like them
then don't wear them... i go around pantless
sit down and try to figure out just what the heck "antidisestablishmentarianism"
don't try to impress me with big words... we all know what it
be interested to know that I have alternating obsessions (depending
on my mood): cheese, duct tape, cookie dough, anti-comma-ness,
pointy objects, and fire? FartMonkey
i found that slightly interesting... so thanks for the update
one of those public grill dealies they have in parks, myself and
a couple of friends set fire to a barbie. It was really cool,
but we couldn't take pictures or anything cuz the ranger came
and made us stop. Do I get points for this? (Note: the barbie
had sickening amounts of pink clothing. Actually she didn't have
a lot of clothing on, I mean, come on, it was a barbie...what
I mean is the majority of the clothing that she DID have was pink...*shudder*)
yes you do get points... lighting fire to things such as barbies
is always good
if scientists have invented ways to suck the fat out, why can't
they invent some kind of a way to put it back in? What
surgery should Britney get next? Nose Job, Face Lift, Just get
her braces! Suck the fat out of her butt! Put the fat from her
butt in her lips! Why not encourage school kids to suck the fat
off the lab rabbit's stomach and put it back in its cheeks? Aw,
that's cute! Talking about fat, LIPOSUCTION is when they suck
the fat out of you. Is FATOSUCTION is when they suck your lips
anyone who does that shit is stupid... get off your ass and work
it off... as for brittney... her head should be removed because
she sure as hell isn't using it... and enough about fat already
difference between 4WD and AWD? Does AWD mean that tha spare wheel
is powered too? (And fix that Quanity thing, please.) - Omuletzu
fix what? i fix nothing... it's all raw and hardcore spelling
here... and yes awd means the spare tire is powered too... it
helps a lot and you should invest in it
the commercals on TV becoming more entertaining, and amusing then
the actual tv shows?
are you kidding? the whole thing is just commercials if you're
not watching some learning show... i'm beginning to hate the tv
can i have
permission to break her face?--Syko Morgana
only if she actually deserves it and won't give you shiny things
you think would be the worse way to die??--Syko Morgana
to live to be well over 100 but not have use of my body... just
able to feel it hurting
how do you
feel right now knowing that I am forever a part of your life??--Syko
i feel kinda ill... but kinda ok
why do i
get the constant urge to whack/poke things with sticks - Lithanial
isn't that a normal thing? that's how i feel
CAN A PENIS
if you freeze it and then shatter it yes
students expected to read on their Reading Break? McDiablo
yes... so read! read good things though... and comics count
like to join me in beating Miss Roger's Sweater with a stick for
taking a class on a Friday night? McDiablo
yes... but my reasons for beating her are my own... mostly because
she wouldn't share her slurpee when i just wanted a SIP...
Do you like
a little cream cheese on your bagels? McDiablo
yes i do...
are you, almighty DC?
i had a
necklace and it was a coffin. i've worn it every day since i bought
it 2 months ago. last night i went to a hockey game(buffalo vs.
montreal) and on the car ride there i noticed that part of the
coffin was gone. i'm really sad about this and today was a really
bad day because of it and i had a really good relationship with
the guy in the coffin. i want to buy another one but the person
who controls my cash intake won't give me money. i can't get a
job becuse i'm too young and there is no other way to get money.
how can i get money? irish psycho ps please don't tell me prostitution
or a papre route because the person is neurotic and i'm not allowed
to walk around the block by myself. i'm not 7 years old either
which is probably what u are thinking now. please help me dc i'm
really lonely without my dead man
i say you do some 'chores' so the person who controls your money
gives you more... but negotiate BEFORE you do the chores or you
will be screwed over... then when you buy a new coffin man, duct
tape the little freak in there so he can never leave you again
and tell him if he does you will snap his tiny plastic head off...
everyone want to take over the world? why is it always about taking
over the world? what the hell is so damn great about the world
anyway? It's a hat full of assholes! - SiNiSTaR
well if you take over then you can tell them what to think...
i say we just sterilize them through their drinking water and
it will sort itself out
know that the song "Mary Had a Little Lamb" is actually
full of satanic verses when you play it backwards? - SiNiSTaR
of course... it's all i listen to... bmal elttil a dah yram...
bmal elttil ... bmal elttil ...
Why do aliens
enjoy giving people anal probes?
they are trying to speak with us and got that saying 'talking
out your ass' translated wrong
phycologists say that I am The Insane Sex Monster, what does this
ok first of all, your stuffed animals are not psychologists no
matter what they tell you... they are just messing with your head
so light them on fire and start listening to the pictures on your
Why is the
Red head not green anymore?
it's a chameleon head and since there was lots of red on the site
I was driving
back home in the middle of the night, when a drunk homeless man
walked right into my car. Unfortunately he did not survive and
was given a poormans grave. I didn't do anything wrong, he walked
in front of me before I could do anything. Now lately all the
homeless people, hobos and bums are appearing out of nowhere and
have been following me all around. Are they plotting against me?
What can I do?
yes they are plotting against you but that is over something else...
as for the drunk dead guy, it just proves that drinking can kill
that kept on saying 'suck the fat' should have tons of fat shoved
inside of him and dumped out in the sea so the whales can use
him as a large ball to play with. Don't you agree?
of "eating someone's ass" is a process of licking someone's
ass. Do you think there have ever been linguistic problems between
nations where somebody actually ate another person's ass? - Mzebonga
i'm sure it has occurred... and i bet one or two of them liked
it... wait a minute... you're just trying to get me to say the
word ass.... damnit! you did it again!
this word!! Arachnonecropheliac I think I spelled it right..That
word is pretty cool!don't ya think?i'm gonna name my band that...mehheheh...~SG*
pretty? i wouldn't say that...
of dirt are you going to throw in my face? Please don't throw
the kind with rocks in them. There are also old childrens plastic
pools in the bog marsh. What will you do with those?--Syko Morgana
i'll scoop out some mud and fling it at you....
you think of peter rabbit??--Syko Morgana
i say screw peter rabbit and everything the furry freak stands
i was reading
over some of the older questionaires and i saw one that asked
what the craziest thing was that you've done drunk or high. What
is the craziest thing you've done while drunk or high, DC? --Syko
i don't remember exactly and what i do remember doesn't make any
sense at all...
German lady going to totally fuck my hair up tomorrow when I go
get it cut?? Im scared.--Syko Morgana
yes she is but that's ok... it will grow back... mostly
my earwax smell like turky?
why are you smelling it? you should be eating it if anything...
will u shoot
me if i pay u a lot of money? irish psycho
have u had
enough time to develope an opinion about the name russell? irish
i don't want to develop an opinion on that name... and you can't
told u that they hated me what would u do? a.beat them with a
stick b.say "haha! good joke!" c.send them farawy to
a psychiatric institute or d.send me their name, number, and address
so i could thank them? irish psycho
who cares what they think?
is it ok
to wear the same sweatshirts and jeans every week if u are not
a slave to fashion? (obviously, i am not) irish psycho
sure why not...
do u like
yourself the way u are? irish psyho
sure... if i didn't then i would change what i didn't like...
why do people
like to lie? irish psycho
makes them feel like they are smarter then the person they are
DC, I need
to name my four walls and ceiling...can you suggest some names
for me? I hate all but one of the walls and the ceiling is ok,
although I briefly held a grudge against it when, many years ago,
I was jumping on my bed and my skull collided with it at somewhere
around 45 MPH. FartMonkey
you need to discuss this with your walls to determine what names
suit them.. and did the wall make you bleed?
your mom? Where's your mama? FartMonkey
she's probably at home trying to send me emails...
recently whenever I need to say something urgently (like STOP!)
but I can't think of the word, I just start repeating over and
over "Chicken is good. Chicken is good" ? FartMonkey
i'm not sure because chicken is not good... not good at all...
i think you need a slap to the back of the head... want me to
ever annoy you when people that are from the USA ask if they have
McDonalds in Canada? Or am I actually the first one to care? FartMonkey
they ask stupid questions all the time i just ignore them... especially
when people who live 2 hours away from the border ask the people
who live two hours above the border if it's snowing there in JULY...
get a clue
really a question, but I just felt the need to attempt to share
it with you: When you're out in the middle of the ocean,and the
water is blue and the sky is blue, so the whole world consists
only of a little line running across the middle. FartMonkey
i'd scream... have a panic attack and pass out
Do TV commercals
have subliminal messages in them, that are there just to tick
no that's what the images and jingles are for
give me a monkey?--Syko Morgana
no you didn't give me anything
Are we gonna
eat a dolphin?--Syko Morgana
Do you like
to dance to Aboriginee tribal tunes? I do.--Syko Morgana
yes i do and it's fun
you do if I threw a bible at you and then ran out of the room
screaming "cease the flowers! consume the rhino meat! the
day of the lord has come! hide in your cubby holes!" and
then drove off in your car?and then later crashed it into a swamp
in louisanna where little girl were eating mushrooms because i
was drunk on heineken?--Syko Morgana
i'd be pretty pissed about you giving me a bible and wrecking
my car... but then i'd realize i don't have a car and i'd throw
out the bible... then i wouldn't invite you over ever again...
a flying fuck about the grammy's, why wont everyone just shut
the what? oh those... award shows suck
to take an entrance exam to one of the top schools in my area.
the place is called Nichols. they are really prestigious and i'm
going there in an oversized sweatshirt and jeans. are they even
going to let me in the front gate? will i pass? irish psycho
well if you want to be accepted you'll have to dress the part
probably... do you want to be in a place that worries more about
your clothing then your brain?
make pixie dust then do priests make angel dust? from sweeping
the floor of their churches and putting the stuff in bags? irish
priests are not angels...
to best things in life being free, why is free porn allways so
crap? - Lithanial
you're obviously not getting your free porn in the best places...
if you surf for porn then you're doing it all wrong... you have
to use newsgroups and programs like kazaa... are you new to this?
why do i
get so much junkmail?
well according to some people, it is sent by annoying idiots who
like to do this sort of thing... but the truth is that junk mail
has begun to breed and it is now able to spawn more junk mail
without human intervention...
that is really true. you are obsessed with dirt and wanting to
use it to hurt other people. espically me. yea but what's with
you and dirt??--Syko Morgana
if i spit in it... it becomes mud
as this site is what is your favorite site? and if you say this
one ill hunt you down, tie you up and rape you up the ass with
a baseball bat till you bleed out your eyes. - Lithanial
how do you know i wouldn't enjoy that? ... and one of my favorite
sites is howstuffworks.com
why aren't we allowed to ridicule people? u do it all the time.
i can do whatever i want so nah nah to you...
have u ever
talked to a banana? i had a lovely conversation with one the other
day. wait, was that the orange? irish psycho
yes i have but oranges and i don't speak to each other...
who is the
most evil american u know? same goes for canada... irish psycho
well in my scope of the word 'evil' then i'd say i don't know
any 'evil' americans personally... and i haven't met anyone i'd
classify as 'evil' that is canadian either...
i want my
monkey. wheres my monkey? irish psycho
sending money = getting monkey
worst job that you ever had? Just curious. McDiablo
when i had to spend a day photocopying and punching holes in paper...
that was so boring and shitty
Is it normal
to crave cake the instant someone says that age old saying 'You
can have your cake and eat it, too'...or is it 'can't'? I dunno.
i don't see why you wouldn't eat your cake if you had it... how
could you eat it if you didn't have it?
know that I was asking a question even if I didn't sign my name?
probably not... unless you made it obvious some other way
i'm in love
with an irish band, and thats where my name came from. wheres
your name from? irish psycho
it comes from the name-giver when i was created
given out a good question award in yonks. Is this because people
are getting worse, or because you're getting stingier? - Fido
maybe it's both... and maybe the good question head and i aren't
is the point of this site? You are one of those people that love
to hear themselves talk. You defecate some inane bullshit from
your mouth, in a weak attempt to be "weird and cool".
But then, the people around you got so tired of hearing your moronic
nonsence that they stay very far away from you and you are left
alone, aside from the few other morons as stupid as you. But then
(lightbulb!) You have an idea! "Maybe, if we write all of
our stupid bullshit down, and put it on a website, people can't
tell us to shut up!" So you do this, and like retarded flies
on shit, you reel in more and more jackasses like yourself! Wow!
You are a genius! Now all you need to do is have some kind of
gay freakfest, invite all your faggot friends and give me the
address so me and al my friends that hate you stupid posers can
come beat the fuck out of you! ........and if your wondering why
I'm on this site to begin with, I'll tell you. I happened upon
it by mistake, thought, "Hey maybe there is something interesting
here." Well there wasn't. Normally if something is stupid,
I'll ignore it, but your site went so far beyond the realms of
stupid, that I was compelled to let you know just how retarded
you are. Have a nice day. PS,
you listen to gay music, and aside from a few good movies that
you probably put on this site so you could seem cool, you like
gay movies. This leads me to believe that you and your friends
are fucking homos. If you want to listen to "heavy"
music, try Meshuggah, or Poison The Well...... maybe it will help
steer you from the path of gayness to something not quite as bad.
hahahaha well your ample use of names like 'gay', and 'homo' are
so threatening that i feel compelled to delete the whole website
and rethink my whole existence... thanks for stopping by and reminding
us all how stupid people are and giving us a good laugh... does
your mom know you're at a grown up website?
a choice between life or death... which is it? -EmprissNikon (and
yes, i'm definately still drunk)
well i have no choice... death will come eventually.... and still
drunk?! it's been days since we chatted on icq and you were drunk
then! <to the others> we'll have to plan an intervention
why do u
take so long? why don't u answer our q.s more often? i need to
know what the sock monkey is going to say! its like..sniff...an
addicton. irish psycho
how's this... you pay me and i'll do it every day since i won't
have to go to a job!