do you tempt me so? You put a link to anymoment part four, but
the page does not exist... Or wait.. Is that the whole point..?
That it does not exist? Uhh... My brain hurts - Fido Dido PS:
Where is the "z" in spoon? I can't find it..
haha yea well sometimes i get distracted by my tail and then i
forget everything else
wait... Do you like spoons? - Fido Dido
mostly yes but those large salad spoons are assholes
you do if I did that?
i'd cry... but not before i ripped off the top of your underpants
and forced you to eat it
ever heard of the author Douglas Coupland? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i think so but it could have been planted there by small robots
have spent time on the computer and spent time reading a hilarious
book about computer geeks, would you say it's about time to get
a life? - Miss Roger's Sweater
hell no... just alternate days you do that and some other stuff...
then everything will be ok
my aunt's van for the last almost two weeks, they just aren't
as cool as you'd think, eh? - Miss Roger's Sweater
vans are to distract frogs from leaping into the clouds and disrupting
the weather system
I have gotten home my brother has been nice to me.. has my real
brother been abducted by aliens? or is there another reason for
his behaviour? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i say you just be nice back until his motives become clear....
DC...... will you bear my children???
hellllllllll no that's sick
every thought of using the Kama Sutra to teach DC the sock monkey
some new moves???
you mean to teach myself? well i know it... but i'll teach some
is it true
that the pope smells of urine? - SiNiSTaR
that and stanky 'believer' smell
movies worth watching? i am so bored nowadays... oh and what do
you think about vin diesel? i think he's fuckable... - SiNiSTaR
um our list is here...
as for that i don't think so...
my cat insists
on lying on top of my computer monitor...won't his fur get into
the thingamajog and overheat it or something? my cat is a little
attention whore, he used to sleep on top of my printer but since
it is not directly in my line of sight he's moved to the monitor...
bastard tries to catch the mouse cursor too...what should i do?
i say you stop and give your cat attention when he demands it
a bagillion people have asked this already, but why are the dino
heads red? Is someone feelin' sexy?? Or did bright green stand
out too much amongst the black, red and white? McDiablo
no one else has asked... hell ya always feeling sexy... and i
thought it looked cool
My brother and
sister received their schedules for high school. Should I pull
a Miss Roger's Sweater and wet my pants... in excitement? McDiablo
Can I have
a pretty magnet? McDiablo
yes you can have several of them... even the ladybug one
Will there be more? - Fido Dido
yes of course
locked in your mother's bedroom, what do I do?! She won't let
just give her the cat back and she'll let you go
me wanna laugh, then I do and it's fun...thanks for that. Anywayz,
why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Can you tell I took that form
a phone box because I'm not smart or original enough to think
of my own questions? I thought you could! Another thing, why is
my dog such a shithead when you're trying to sleep?? I mean my
whole family (all 7 of us) could be there and she'd still go upstairs
to the one person trying to sleep and wake them up. It's annoying.
dogs do that sort of shit to piss you off... damned dogs...
you do if you were on a msg board for a famous person and some
bitch came on saying that she knew the person the msg board was
for and some ppl believed her but she was lying and then everyone
found out because they all matched up the IPs from her e-mails
and ones from this famous person and lots of other shit that it
would take up too much time to type out but she won't admit it
and still insists she's tellin the truth, you don't know her personally
or where she lives so you can't bitch slap her into the yr 8000
and she won't leave you alone...what do you do????
what the hell... i say you just stop fixating on that shit and
ignore her... problem solved
why do companies use annoying commercials
to advertise their products? all they do is make you hate their
conspiracies and greatly tempt you to bomb their headquarters
just to get the ads off the radio/tv/magazines/whatever
so dc i
was talking to someone the other day and he asked me what i thought
of the catholic churches scandal and all i could say was it really
sux that something l.ike this happened t a instittution that has
been around for 2000 years as the catholic church has said many
times before but then again i am sure it has gone through worse
things if it has stood for as long as it says it has i would like
ot know what you think of this scandal and what your views of
the religous world aresuch as whether there is a god or not what
are your views - meagan123
i say that for all these people who are supposed to believe in
being 'good'... it should be a big sign to everyone that it's
built on lies... humans are stupid little creatures who abuse
power in any form it comes in... as for it being around for 2000
years, that doesn't matter... humans thought the world was flat
for longer then that... doesn't make it true
you do if you could not tipe?TaImO
well i'd be forced to chisel my ideas into stone tablets
If sky is
blue and water is blue too,then what color is air?TaImo
it's transparent... and the sky isn't blue.. it just appears that
If I would
hit you,what would you do?TaImO
i'd be stunned... then i'd hit you back
I have pork
in my eye!What should I do?TaImO
i say pull it out and throw it away...
Why do bird
sing,why couldn`t they bark?!
well dogs bark to annoy us... and since that noise is taken, the
birds chose singing
the best way to die?Taimo
quickly... painlessly... and hopefully while fucking
have to go and make things so complicated? FartMonkey
it's what i do when i'm not cutting paper
tie doughnuts to your tail and get pigs to chase you? Vista
no i wouldn't ... pigs don't like me
Do I HAVE
to go to school (and don't read that like some whiny kid...ahem)?
yes you do... at least until you learn that people suck and how
to get money for working...
If I somehow
keep my eyes open when I sneeze, wil they pop out of my head?
dance and then take off my pants? Vista
no... take off your pants and then dance
why oh why
did she swallow the fly? - Fish
i don't know but perhaps she'll die
my mom wants to ask you a question... here goes, go easy on her.
hah hah " i'm writing a biology text book, and i need a name
for it, all the normal, usual ones are taken, i need a name for
it that's outstanding, could you help?"-marissa(and her mama)
call it 'life sucks' oh no wait... how about 'biology: life like
you've never seen it before'... or 'biology: it's in all of us"
... ok so it's been a long day for me...
I just got
my driver's licence today...should I run over all those people
yes... thats what the rest of us get ours for
talk ot cats?
of course... all the animals talk to each other
Why do absurd
things such as monkeys cheese or pickles and pie interest me so?
absurd things are fun... same goes for bottles of colored water
DC is their
a way to correct the curv in my penis? It bends ever so slightly
to the left and it annoys me. I asked the Faries, but they just
gave me more pot.
staple wooden sticks to it... that should straighten it out
I have anothe
question. Is it imoral to wax the kitchen floor, tie cloth bags
around my cats feet, and trap him in the kitchen.
yes it is... why don't you do it to yourself... its way more fun
I am wearing
black to an outdoor show today. It should be very hot and black
attracts heat. My question is, do I look stupid in black? Does
it make me look ... evil? McDiablo
black is a great color to wear... yes it gets hot but such is
the price of looking evil...
Do you like
pretty red stars that sparkle? McDiablo
sometimes... but other times i curse them for their sparkling
my sister's glasses just sitting there? Is she wanting to lose
them? Will she not wear them? Why isn't she wearing them?? McDiablo
she hates them... they have made her see bad bad things....
everybody say it's so bad when you pull a plug out of the wall
by the cord and not the actual plug? Should I express revenge
by tying everyone else up and repeatedly plugging in a device
and then tugging the cord and ripping it out of the wall? FartMonkey
hell no i say you smarten up and do as instructed... or i will
whip your ass with those cords... and you will cry
Is my computer
just malfunctioning again, or did your Good Question Award dinosaur
bird head thing used to be green, and now it's red? FartMonkey
its just you seeing things again... must be from all that cord
Who do you
blame for the fact that the tune of the alphabet song is the same
as the Twinkle Twinkle Little Star song? FartMonkey
i blame society, bad clothing and blinking instant messages...
your opinion, is the most useless letter of the alphabet? FartMonkey
the letter c... you can use 'see' for that... or a k when you
were a tangible being, or a sock monkey, or whatever, would you
marry it? FartMonkey
i'd fuck it
your view on the legalization of POT? Do sock monkeys smoke pot.
Finaly would it be not tight to get my cat stoned, then tie cloth
bags to its feet then set it loose on a linolium floor.
some do, some don't... and it's not nice to do that shit to cats
or i'll kick your ass... and i think pot is ok as long as it doesn't
run your life... like booze
the best thing before sliced bread??
fire... and iron weapons
I am partially
deaf in my left ear. There is a constant ringing in it. What should
I do to make my hearing return to normal? McDiablo
jab at whatever is in there with a sharpened pencil..
being deaf, should I risk looking like a dork and tell the band
to play quieter? McDiablo
i say bring earplugs... they are fun to play with, as well as
protecting your ears
Do you enjoy
the fake, fruity goodness that is a Fruit Roll-up? McDiablo
hell no it creeps me out cuz one time i got stuck in one and they
had to get the 'jaws of life' to cut me out
breath really stinks! It's starting to make me sick and I don't
understand!!! I guess, on the inside, I really stink. What can
I do? (Omuletzu)
well brushing your teeth helps... chewing gum... oh and stop eating
is it possible
to get drunk on water? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i think that if you have enough you'll get a 'buzz' but not DRUNK
why do bands
like bringing out slutty girls to dance during a song? - Miss
cuz they suck and do shit like that... their theory is if you
get the chicks then you get the guys to want to be them... it's
all bullshit and it's like damned mcdonalds... it's all bullshit...
at Snow Jam there were only Molson Girls? i think just to be fair
there should have been some Molson guys.. The Trojan guy just
isn't the same.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
i say you write them then... there should be guys and girls ...
large companies like to put everyone in neat little categories
and never rethink it...
i stop being accident prone? - Miss Roger's Sweater
never move ... ever again
Man, I saw
Tomahawk opening for Tool and Tomahawk really sucked. Tool did
too, but I expected that. But why did Tomahawk suck? They kept
losing their time signature and whatnot, it was horrible. He screams
like a little girl. Why? What is this music? Why does it suck?
Or do they just suck live?
so you're going to a concert where you expect both bands to suck?
why did you even go? you should have sent ME the ticket so i could
go enjoy seeing patton for more then once in my life
ANIME??? ANIME?!?! why!?>!?!?!?! - SiNiSTaR
why not? some of the ideas are very interesting... i'm interested
in that type... not the 'here's a little girl with big tits and
white underwear making sick fucking noises instead of speaking'
kind of anime
hey i checked
out your list and i forgot all bout wanting to watch requiem for
a dream... will look for the dvd or something... anyways why haven't
you seen a life less ordinary yet? that is one cool movie, it's
not as weird as some of the other movies you named but it's good...watch
it, k? also, have you heard of that animation 'a nightmare before
christmas'? i loved it when i was younger.. - SiNiSTaR
i don't know... i'll put it on my list... but not high on my list
cuz it's not 'weird'... of COURSE i've heard of nightmare before
xmas it rocks and so does tim burton
ever seen hellraiser? actually the movie is pretty lame cuz the
character kirsty is such a stupid bitch but anyway, Pinhead makes
me wet. how about you? - SiNiSTaR
no i haven't seen the whole thing... just bits of it
are seriously considering sending away for an insanity pack. NOW
are you going to tell us what's in one? McDiablo
well there is a picture of a simple 10 buck one... each one is
appreciate the appreciation that is the art of appreciating? McDiablo
of course... but never on a monday
literature teacher I had seemed to have taken too much acid "back
in the day". Seeing that I am taking Lit. this fall, should
I be worried that ALL teachers of this subject are on drugs? McDiablo
you would be lucky if they were... most have large objects such
as trees and minivans stuffed up their asses...
ska, Irish-punk, metal and punk tunes today ... am I a goth? Or
possibly a hippy? C'mon, classify me! McDiablo
hell no... i say defy being classified
a cute little denim monkey at the dollar store yesterday for a
dollar, wanna see him? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i say you buy me one and send it to me
is named C.S. which stands for Crotch Sniffer cuz the way he's
made his natural is pose is crotch sniffing.. crazy eh? - Miss
not really... but hopefully his crotch smells good so he doesn't
selling any of your monkey friends? cuz i know my friends and
i would be interested in getting a monkey friend. - Miss Roger's
yes i am... contact through here and either jcp or i will reply
to let you know how to get one... once xmas is closer we'll have
some online and easily available
Do you miss
me? Or is it just the narcotics talking? - Fido Dido
it's the narcotics
If I listen
to enough music in the Japanese language, will I be able to speak
it fluently? Vista
i've been trying and so far it hasn't worked.... if it does for
you then let me know
gum really make you smarter? Vista
no... not at all
bob my head to the beat or join hands with my invisible friend
and sing a rousing hymn of kumbayeah...shoot, I can't spell--and
don't laugh because I wrote "rousing"... Vista
DC. im the other DC, DemoniCat. i am a bit depressed at the fact
that you have never acnowledged this fact. ;-; anyway, in a few
days it will be my 4 month anniversary with my boyfriend Capsy.
^_^ i love him so much. can you tell me if he loves me as much
as i love him? he says he loves me, and that i am everything to
him, and i belive him. ~DC
you're making me want to puke on my keyboard... do NOT send in
any more bullshit about loving boyfriends... stupid 4 month anniversaries
and love is an illness
should i ask you to get one of those sexy red heads? ~DemoniCat
i don't know but you have some monkey butts to make up for
am going to have sex sometime soon with my boyfriend. i am wondering
what type of protection we should use. we have discussed this,
and he dislikes the condom idea. i am considering not using any
protection at all, then if i get pregnant i will just give the
baby up for adoption. do you think thats a good idea? ~DemoniCat
i say you don't have sex at all... you're obviously not mature
my dog Justice fart so damn much?
its the junk food you've been feeding him
are one day going to take over the world, and you dont want to
be a slave. Is it ok to torture them to the point that they would
kill me when they do take over the world? I hope they dont. I
Hope the squirls beat them to it.
you be nice to the cats or they will do horrible things to you
If you could
live in any book/game/tv series, wich one would it be?
book: foundation probably... not during the fall though.... game:
um... no idea... maybe the sims so i can use cheat codes... tv
Greenland considered a continent?
well since it's not actually that green... i think that the world
is just ticked off at being mislead and therefore refuses to acknowledge
it as one
Is it normal
for people to have strange sexual dreams about sock monkeys...
like dreaming about being stranded on a deserted island and banging
a sock monkey like a salvation army drum from dawn to dusk???
If not do you have any advice?!?
i have those dreams all the time... i see nothing wrong with them...
the ones where there are 20 sock monkeys to bang is even better
expericence was incidental? Vaguely like mind/body duality, except
the body could function nomrally, to all "external"
apperances, yet there was no "entity" experiencing it?
well there are many of those people wandering about the planet...
the whole 'lights are on but nobody is home' syndrome... so ask
them how it feels... but since there is nothing inside.. you'll
just get blank stares
talk to me. "why not?" oh i don't know, GUESS! "it
was an accident, i'm sorry!" you don't accidentally lock
someone in the closet for 4 days with no food or water!!! "listen,
i couldnt take it anymore ok? the incessant yammering to herself,
everything in neat little rows... small to large, sized by width,
ordered and arranged by color or name! you can't expect me to
deal with that!!" you're right.. i can't expect you to deal
with that. here, take this. "what is it?" it'll help
your stomach. "ok, and you're not mad?" Give it an hour
or so... and i'll be just fine. how
would you have handled that situation?
well first of all i would have filled the socks with jello...
then i would smack the person with this jello filled sock and
then force them to eat the jello and the sock... after they did
that, i would get a box of cereal and force each cereal morsel
into their ass... then i would pour in milk and make them eat
the cereal out of their own ass... then i'd say 'what do you think
If a friendship
can cease, has it ever been real?
yes... friendships can be real for a few years and then fade away
until you end up on jerry springer throwing chairs at each other
hell happened to the link to BrainLiquor? I just got released
and I'm looking for it. What kind of hat would you say I should
wear? - Finklestink.
i say you wear a bowler hat
Why do the
colour choices on your question page make me see 3-D? the red
is further back than the white is...
its trippy... just to amaze and confuse you
that spatulas are becoming quite violent lately. Why do you think
this is so?
i think they are tired of eggs... much of their time is spent
with eggs and what is there to say to dead chicken fetuses?
ever eat Ranch flavored Crispers with sour blue raspbelly SqueezePop
i've never had blue raspbelly squeezepop... so i would probably
start a riot for no reason? Like, if the media show up and ask
what it's all about, I can just say, "I dunno, please move,you
are disrupting my pointless riot."? McDiablo
yes... i encourage you to do so
I hope at
times you are not compared to a bunny. Did you know that if you
are, that means you're a hermaphrodite? McDiablo
and here i thought it was for having soft lucky paws
Miss Rogers' Sweater know so much about the Monk (from Chaucer's
"The Canterbury Tales")? McDiablo
well she has spent a lot of time with it and does it to amaze
you... once she masters the 'got your nose' trick then she'll
be able to amuse you both for days! think of it... you two could
put on shows around the city... make some extra money...
do i need
more sleep? i have totally forgotten my bank code.. i had to check
the little paper.. - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes you do need more sleep... 2 hours for a week isn't working
is don (my guitar
teacher) still frollicking in the fields with his classical guitar?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
yes but now seems to like those with daisies in them... and he
hates the daffadils...
makes me burn her country cds.. how wrong is that? - Miss Roger's
well it's better then you trying to explain how to work a computer
insanity pack you're sending stuff in a box labelled veggie burgers
to people? do you put stuff in like condoms? do i see a seashell
in that picture..? can we make any special requests with the money
we send? - SiNiSTaR
well that one has that box... the box is just whatever we have
around here... we cram as much as we can into each box... we could
put condoms in there if you so request.. any suggestions we'll
pick and choose from... you can make special requests and if we
can afford/find it then we'll include it or stick to a theme if
i do when i'm stuck in a jam and some guy i don't even know in
my backseat is tapping his foot therefore making the entire car
vibrate and it makes me so annoyed?? - SiNiSTaR
ask him to stop and if he doesn't then you pull over... snap off
his foot... hit him with it until he cries... and then leave him
there and drive away
japanese i think i'm turning japanese...do you think so? - SiNiSTaR
i think it might be true
seen 'trainspotting'? you should see it.. - SiNiSTaR
yes i have seen it...
i want to get your insane snail mail or box thingy... is it okay
if i take pics of the stuff and show it off on my website (so
people will get jealous)? - SiNiSTaR
yes... be sure to send us a link too so we can link back to you
Boys or The Smashing Pumpkins? - Fido Dido
am i the first to get a double stinky monkey butt? and for two
questions! i feel so special... ~DC
no i'm sure there have been others to get two monkey butts...
so don't feel too special
Jerking off would it actualy take to make a person go blind? If
I did actualy go blind should I sue the porn company that helped
me go blind? Oh ya do you like Jay and Silent Bob movies?
well if you go blind from it then you are doing something horribly
wrong... i would suggest speaking to your doctor about proper
methods of jerking off... and yes i like all of those movies by
Ya The Two
title theing is cool. Oh ya your sight is awsome. Every time I
ask a Question, The answer is their the next day. I also really
am hoping the squirls take over the world first. They are nice
to me. Also can you put a monkey but by my question/statement?
the cats will take over, not the squirrels... but they will be
kept around to amuse the cats... and no you can't just ask for
either award and get it
I like duct
tape I use it on every thing. My bag, my jeans, my hat, and once
ony my sisters cat. Do You like Duct Tape? Nameless
yes i do... i have once seen a guy cover himself in it and then
cry because he had taped up his hairy legs and pulling it off
Who is this
DemoniCat and why is he/she copying you, the Original DC (tm)?
everyone tries to copy my name... but that's ok cuz then i can
hide in all the fake DCs until i find a back door
to Malaysia? - SiNiSTaR
no i haven't but if you'd like to pay me and a few friends to
go then i'll give you a full report on it
how do i
get rid of this popcorn husk from my teeth? i can't get it out
with either my electreic toothbrush or dental floss...!! - SiNiSTaR
i say you keep trying or just break down and cry it out
eh?..how bout dragonballz?
that i've never seen... my favorite so far is LAIN and AKIRA
oh yea and
yu-gi-oh?not one of my favorite personally..but its ok, how bout
once there was a plane and then it wasn't anymore
I shot Satan!
Are you proud of me DC?-Atlas
sure... are you sure it was satan though?
else has blinding white teeth. That is not fair. How do they do
tinfoil... you can try it too
Who or what
do you think is responsible for making lightbulbs burn out? I
blame toothpaste and oranges. FartMonkey
well it's true that they are both to blame... and if you just
spent an extra buck or two on long-life bulbs then you would find
that the toothpaste and oranges can't burn it out as often
if i payed
you money would you hump a VCR
yes but you'd have to pay at least 20 bucks cuz my vcr is a whore
How do I
tell if my Algebra teacher is out to get me, or if I really am
if x never equals 2 then your teacher is out to get you
for me three ways to kill someone with a cup of water. Just the
water, you can't use the cup to crack them over the skull or anything.
Other answers I have recieved include heating the water and using
it to give someone a boiling enema.
well thats one way... or pouring it in their mouth and covering
it and their nose until they're dead... or heating it and pouring
into their ears... put their hand in the water while they're touching
a live wire... but now i'm thirsty so i'm going to get some water....
just one question too many for you to handle? You probably are
thinking this should really be the last of my questions for now.
Well, you can take it like a man, or you can take the Sanimal
turd way out and start yelling at me. Sanimal is such a turd.
No, worse. What is worse than a turd? Because saying that would
be a horrible insult to all the little turds out there. FartMonkey
yes he is... and at least i answer my questions more then twice
Have you ever got bit from a rabid deer
not yet... but they've tried
one: I , DC, would most like to bust a cap in (Britney Spears/Sanimal)'s
ok get this: too peanuts are walking down the street, and one
is assaulted. Ha! Get it? A-salted? hahahahahha ZING
Is it worse
to get paid for a week's worth of shoveling animal crap at the
circus with a 5lb tub of the animal of your choice's crap, or
a week's worth of ferris-wheel related vomit?
i'd rather shove the animal shit because i wouldn't have to deal
with anyone like i would at a ferris wheel
people do when they go on strike?
same thing they do when they are working... sit around and bitch
other kids say they can dress themselves but I say i dont want
to get rushed into stuff so Ill let mommy dress me until i want
to but they make fun of me how can i make them shut up
duct tape their mouths shut
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the
way you're actin' like your'e somebody else gets me frustrated.
Life's like this you fall and you crawl and you break and you
take what you get and you turn it into honesty and promise me
I never gonna find you fake it. No no no.
alrighty then... now onto something completely different
I woke up and my foot was on fire, so I went to shove it in the
toilet but then I remembered the toilets were on strike, so my
foot was still on fire, but it had spread so now my butt was on
fire, so I just fell down and the house caught on fire and my
legs burnt off and I crawled out of the house but I crawled too
far and I got run over a couple times so I was splattered in the
street and on fire, then these seagulls come and peck my face
off but they catch on fire too and they fly away and land in a
tree which catches on fire and it burns and it falls on me and
so I've been smashed my a few cars and a tree, my face and legs
are gone, and I'm on fire. Then the dudes came to clear the tree
with their tractors and so they accidentally scrape half of my
carcass from the road, so now along wiht everything else I'm split
in half, then they take me to the landfill and then these rodents
of all kinds come and gnaw at me until I am nothing but bones,
which wither away because they are exposed to the elements. Now
if all this really happened, how am I still able to type? And
why am I telling you this? Is this your idea of a sick twisted
well it sound like you've had a busy day... you're one of those
telepathy typers aren't you? nice try... trying to trick me...
well it won't work
happen if I pour a little bit of wood polish into my fish tank
every day? How about windex?
i think that if you have fish it will kill them... but if you
don't then i say try it and see what happens
Can I send
you my teeth?
it! I'm leaving! I don't know why I even bother! Why do I even
bother? The heck with you! The heck with all of you!
yea... that's what i said when i shook my fist at the bastards
Why am i
you're just that kind of person
your latest batch of questions I have some of my own. 1) What
kind of person would date a guy called Capsy? 2) Of those people
how many people would be dumb enough to sleep with him through
their own volition? 3) Is a sock monkey necessarily the best person
to ask about contraception? 4) Did you give DemoniCat stinky monkey
butts because she was an Eejit or because she tried to steal your
name? 5) Did you forget about me or are you just in the process
of trying to? - Mzebonga
1. a really stupid person 2.there are many stupid people so don't
be surprised 3. not really 4. i gave it because the questions
were stupid bullshit 5. i'm in denial about everything and you
can't prove elsewise
So, if you
know about the two titles problem, why aren't you doing anything
about it, huh? - Mzebonga
i'm too busy spanking myself... licking cream cheese off bagels
and chewing gum
Do you have
any real problems with the Reverend Lionel Stomach answering questions
on BogGoblin? I mean, do you think we're trying to copy you? The
reason I asked is because some inbred thinks we should suck bull's
ass for copying you... I just wondered what you thought. My defence
is that I found this site in a search to find out how to make
the Rev's section functional. Perhaps it's not much of a defence,
but I'd like it to be heard. I don't like being called a thief.
Do you? - Mzebonga
well questions and answers weren't invented by us... just the
letter X... so i say you hogtie this person... then send them
to me for flogging...
are the lilies now? FartMonkey
no damned good at all
at the picture from the box... I'd like to say you have very ncie
furniture. I'd also like to ask if those Veggie Burgers are nice
and if they come included for the $10? - Mzebonga
yes they are very good burgers but do not come included because
it wouldn't be healthy to eat it after its been thawed out in
If you are
the queen, and you die, your oldest child takes over being king
or queen or whatever, right? So what if you have twins?
they duel to the death for it unless they can agree to take turns
happens if you weld the ends of two guns together and fire them
at the same time? Will the results be cool, require hospitalization,
or both? FartMonkey
they will be cool but perhaps kill you
everybody says I should stop eating Mercury? It's so fun. It just
rollllss right arounddddddd and makes yyour brrain dannnnceeeeeeeeen
everyone is just jealous they're not stupid enough to do it
seeing two of your titles. SHould I send you stuff saying it happens?
let me think... um no
bad breath? How do I get rid of bad breath? Is bad breath making
everybody go away? How come nobody else is here? Do they have
bad breath? Where are they? Do their pets have bad breath?
stuff... brushing/flossing/mouthwash... yes... we're not real...
yes... over there... yes
repeat the part with the stuff about all the things? Vista (stealing
a Homer quote)
your trip? Vista
it was really cool... biked around ottawa... went into quebec
and biked in gatineaus mountians... we'll have a full report and
some pictures up soon for you to see
hope you spell Labour with a 'u' ... Labour Day ... Labor Day--which
one looks more messed? Vista
i prefer less letters in a word so i spell it labor
been here in a while...why do I like to type?and why do I like
to sing?i can't figure out why...~SG*
typing is fun and makes clicky noises... and singing is fun...
so fun is the reason why
problem? Digest too much of your own little monkey turds? Or did
you suck off Sanimal? You little fart. You are nothing but a fart
and I am going to start sending you threatening messages. Unless
you secretly love me. Will you marry me?
i think your having issues brought on by your obsession with me...
i say you just relax and start sending me gifts again....
ok i was
lookin for one site and find this site,don't know how,but ummm.........no
to be mean or anythin but what is the point of this site,like
askin very ummmm.....lets say.........freaky questions?
the point of this site is insanity... this question bit is just
a section of it...
long does it take you to update???
well when i'm away on vacation it takes me until i come back
are stale bread why do they come in air tight packages???
to keep them fresh of course
why do toasters
always have a setting that burns your toast in to a uneatable
some people like that sort of thing...
Dc, we have
known eachother for a long time, and I think that now is the time
to begin our sexual relationships. -Miss Roger's Sweater
what? we haven't yet? then who the hell was that last weekend???
people like to wear Spandex so much, they can, it's still gross,
but it's better than fat people wearing it. So here's my idea:
for fat people, I'm going to market Tractcon, which will keep
a thin layer of air between your rolls of fat and the actual material
so we don't have to see the perfect sillhouette of your blubber.
Not you, Dc, I mean fat people. Ok.FartMonkey
good idea... and padding for the sickening skinny people so we
don't have to see their rib cages
freakin' monkey! What you doin' in my garage? Getcho ass outta
the sign says garage sale... i paid twenty cents for it so just
shut the hell up and YOU get out
they called stairs in side ......but steps out side?
they aren't... it's just you saying that and everyone laughs at
school in 9 and a half hours. I am all set my bag has fresh duct
tape on it and I am ready to go. I just moved to California and
am starting a new school. Sadly enough It is a private school.
My last High school was public. I loved it their, but i couldent
stand living with my dad. So I am here with my mom. I miss geting
stoned with my friends, and this new school already seems to suck.
To many rules. I had to rip my sublime patch off my bag. So life
here is better thain life with my dad. I still miss my friends.
What should I do.--Depressed at 10:00pm "Nameless"
i say find a few other freaks and you'll have fun like with your
old friends... and if that doesn't happen then shove glitter in
all the vents and THAT will teach them all
is full of ants and spiders. Should I kill them all, or feed them
with muy own blood?
feed them with your own blood...
So, do you
have copyriight on "X" or am I free to play my Xylophone
and watch Xena or X-Men? - Mzebonga
we decided that a letter like X can't be hoarded away from the
world so we've shared it with everyone
Why do people
buy shampoo when real poo is free???
i'm not really sure
I have invented
the first gasoline-powered guided-missile-launching machine gun.
Want me to send you one? I will also send you a small water gun,
so you can have a 'fair' duel with Sanimal, who is so dumb he
won't know that he is holding a small plastic water gun. FartMonkey
sure... send it to me
how much equipment must I purchase to keep my fish alive? FartMonkey
fish tank... filter thing... heater if they need it... gravel...
food... strange skull for them to swim in... stupid plants...
kick ass plako
that's it, I'm fucking your stupid monkey ass. -Fido Dido
Is it me
or are those sailor uniforms from most anime a little too short?When
the stretch you can almost see up their shirts!Ugh.....And aren't
those skirts a little short too?Im a big anime fan but it's disturbing......-Skittles
of course... that is what certian anime is about... others are
about the end of the world, or the future
question in a long time from me. Do you feel this 80's craze of
Care Bears and Strawberry Shortcake is a direct effect of the
Brittney Spears Pespi commerical?--Mistofflies
hell no... but i'd say that iq levels everywhere have dropped
due to it
really that scary in that if you see two of them on the street
in your car, you should lock the doors immediately? McDiablo
yes... and throw things... but not sharp things
Oh my, I
started college today. I haven't done any school work in a year...how
do you write an essay?? McDiablo
you write a lot of shit that says the same thing over and over
with examples that appear credible
adopt one of those cute little kitties that were shown on the
I'll be doing a LOT of writing assignments in school. This will
certainly up my insanity and stress levels ... is it stressing
to be insane, or insane to be stressing?? McDiablo
a little of both... but we'll be putting some ideas for projects/essays
online soon so you don't have to think too hard for yourselves
Ok, so this
is my story... I couldn't get a job in my hometown (not because
I'm too stupid or anything, but beceuse there aren't any for ppl
like me - who don't know somebody who knows somebody who owns
a firm or something), so I had to move to another town. So I moved
in a completely unknown town, I live in a small place with no
refrigerator, tv or anythinf for entertainment and I have an older
roommate (who appeared out of nowhere last night about 11 PM).
The work I have to do for now is just sit around and wait for
time to pass, maybe browse the net... When I finish "working"
I go home and stare at the walls or walk around town to see if
i can get lost (couldn't achieve that on Monday). I think it's
horrible! If at least I had something to do! I need advice. (Omuletzu)
well i say you start collecting noodles, not only are they good
to eat, they come in many different colors and sizes... name them
after people you know... cook the ones you hate... glue them into
different things... line your walls with them... the possibilites
to fill the void after quitting cocain?
the box? What IS in the BOX? - Fido Dido
insanity and a pair of much needed latex gloves
also stand for dork child??
it could... but doesn't...
if ur a guy... have u ever tried AXE, the "magic spray"
that gets u girls?... and if ur a girl,, do u think AXE works?
<sound of NO button>
Dr. Pepper really taste like regular Dr. Pepper?--InsaneLane
i wouldn't know.. how about you send both to me
If you covered
your keyboard in peanut butter and then placed chocolate chips
on each key, would you be driven to eat as you type?--InsaneLane
i'd be driven to lick as i type
I purchase an authentic British Tea Cup?--InsaneLane
girls' shoes always white and pink, white and pale blue or white
and yellow? What if I want a pair of black, like ALL BLACK, shoes?
exactly... i say you write the companies and ask them to cut out
the sexist coloring
I don't want to go to school today. Can I stay home and bake cookies
with you?? Vista
sure but i've poisoned the cookies to stop you from ever calling
me mommy again
it's kind of odd because before I found out about this site, my
friend and I would say, "That sucks monkey bum". Seeing
that you have a stinky monkey bum award, did you happen to over
hear our little saying and steal it? Or are we all just so ingenious
that we pulled the 'great minds think alike' trick? Vista
your friend ripped us off but that's ok we'll forgive you both
why do rich
people smell like rancid beef stains? ~DAmbro~
they are rotting carcasses... just dressed up real nice
u have miss piggy in ur porno?
she's a demanding bitch
this girl that always uses my name at the end of a sentence, i.e.
"Alright, Eric." "Thanks, Eric." "Thank
you for calling, Eric." "Talk to you later, Eric."
I'm confused as to why she does this. Any thoughts?
she's one of those annoying people... so i say you do it back
to her... except keep getting her name wrong
hair grow right behind your ears? FartMonkey
so you have somewhere to store your gum
of seven stray cats wandered into my house this morning. I want
to make their stay as nice as possible, what with the cats taking
over the world thing and all. Do you know their food preferences?
stick to mostly fish... which brings me to the point... why are
there beef dishes for cats? have you ever seen a swarm of cats
taking down a cow? no...
a chicken named Rudy?FartMonkey
a chicken no... but i have met another rudy and he had invisible
Do you know
that song? Don't you hate that song? Kick the radio! Down with
yea and down with big business and poorly designed furniture
do you ever
feel like mash in you key board over someones head ?
yes and i've done it twice
hecklesville am I so tired? McDiablo
its the caffeine crash
like to meet Miss Roger's Sweaters' aunt, also known as sistah-B?
maybe some other day... and as long as she's not the crazy one
with all the fish
tried Blue Pepsi, Mountain Dew Code Red or Vanilla Coke? McDiablo
no no and no
dang i keep
forgetting to come here.. are you enjoying the back to school
season? - Miss Roger's Sweater
damnit you better remember... or we won't do your homework for
you... and i'm out of school so i laugh at the school season
i went to
a Jewel concert last weekend, i've lost all punk rock credibility
haven't i? - Miss Roger's Sweater
damn straight... what were you thinking????
campus has 3 levels, but the langley campus only has two, the
surrey on has multiple buildings with two levels, how much does
it suck that i have to drive to all those in a week? - Miss Roger's
it sucks a lot
that McDiablo's and my Lit teacher is a dork, what do you think?
- Miss Roger's Sweater
i agree... and would like to add that the whole chalkboard/whiteboard
thing has gone too far
you didn't like at all gave you a invitation to a party or something,what
would you do?-Skittles
i would throw out the invite and not go or give it to someone
i know the invitee would hate
Do you ever
drink carbonated drinks? Why or why not?
yes... i prefer gingerale... i do not care for colas very much
cuz i just don't like them
hurt if a man who has been sexually active - abstinates from sex
for a long period? - PK
not that i'm aware of... but then again that's what masturbation
leaves petty, spiteful notes full of fake cheer and thinly veiled
threats that pretend to be for everybody but are usually a way
of publicly humiliating individuals. Everybody is terrorized by
it. I told them to quit reading the stupid shit and then they
wouldn't even know or care. They always seem so stunned by the
suggestioin. Everybody at the house I used to work at seemed stunned
that people actually feed into that shit.You don't need to read
the thing to know what's going on, you just skim it a couple of
times a week for your name and what's going on that day. Why can't
the people at this house figure the shit out?
they are eating too much meat and mcdonalds so they are brainwashed
into believing whatever the logo of the week tells them... i say
resist by writing your own emails... or simply altering the one
your boss sends out to be nice and sending it back around... the
worst they can do is fire you... and then you get to find another
job to begin it all again cuz they're all the same
please remind me telepathically to grab some BIOHAZARD stickers
for you tomorrow? I have stamps now so I can send them. I have
them on my phone and computer and they are fantastic. --Enfante
sure... and send some to me too
want a refund! I'm not satisfied with the answer I got from you!
Why? Because there aren't any coloured noodles in Romania! If
you'll send me some, maybe... Oh! Almost forgot! New development
in my situation: in the future I'll have 2 roommates. 3 ppl in
2 beds! Isn't that nice? Need better advice! (Omuletzu)
well that is just too bad... you will have to learn to color them
yourself... three people in 2 beds?? sounds good
a lot of dead batteries in my room while cleaning it, i feel bad
for throwing them out cuz there is still a wee bit of life in
them.. what do you think of the whole situation? - Miss Roger's
i say you give them proper indian burials
is growling.. what do i feed it? - Miss Roger's Sweater
my first impulse was to say food, but that is just too predictable...
so i say feed it wool... your tummy will feel full... and it will
be fun to see how you shit you out
good/bad? - Miss Roger's Sweater
good for me... bad for others
jump at the chance to spend the afternoon with my mommy? or should
i just roll over and go back to sleep? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i say you sleep all morning... hang w/the mom... then sleep more
before going out and partying with friends
hell used my name to ask a question? The one that said "What?
Oh, that's it, I'm fucking your stupid monkey ass. -Fido Dido"..
I don't suppose you might have their ip address? - Fido Dido PS
- What's the deal with the letter "j"?
people just want to BE you... and the letter j
is something i can't really discuss here
I am wearing
my overalls today. I haven't worn them in some time ... do you
think they are glad that I saved them from the depths of my closet,
or will they try to kill me in my sleep when I take them off?
they will try to kill you... but they've been plotting that way
before you forgot all about them and left them neglected alone
in a closet where its dark so dark you just want to scream until
you die but the gag stops you
even when I write something on my hand (so I'll remember to do
it), I STILL forget it? McDiablo
your forehead is working against you
hate it when someone is sitting there practically reading over
your shoulder? McDiablo
yes so i usually elbow them in the stomach but they're invsible
so it doesn't work
Why is it
that when you have a song stuck in your head, it's usually a song
you dislike? McDiablo
thats just the sort of sick and self-hating creatures humans are
Do you like
i should know what that is but it escapes me
you going to do with those ceramic poodles now that grandma is
smash their little heads in and dance on the broken pieces until
my paws bleed
Do you know
how to levitate?
i used to but i have forgotten
has become sneaky. It has tried to kill me twice this weak. While
driveing home frome school my car staled 4 times. I am positive
its the cats fault. Then Yesterday morning I woke up and went
for some breakfest. I usualy eat without my contacts on, lets
just say I cant see with out them. But I had to go to the bathroom.
So I put my contacts on. When I walked into the kitchen the floor
was coverd with forks and double side tape. An obvious bobytrap
layed by The Cat. I am afraid for my life. Now I sleep with my
door closed and locked. What should I do? "Nameless"
you should start feeding the cat... building shrines in its honor...
and stop petting it the wrong way
Are u gay
or are u married with kids?
no to both
u get a male to get on a hard and keep it hard for longer then
you get a non-sex staved guy...
Do u know
where all my bras are?
i've hidden them in the walls
AM I pretty
well... i'll just SAY yes
I'm 20 year
old female from P.Nth, N.Z, and i am sick n tried of putting up
with all the abuse and shit that comes with it from every male
i go out with, but my question is what do I look for in a guy
to find out if he is right for me or not. I'm in need of help
you look for one that isn't abusive and full of shit? maybe look
for substance? make sure you're not playing bullshit games either?
Is it bad
that I woke up at 11am and think, "Man, I majorly slept in!"??
majorly sleeping in is waking up and having to figure out what
month it is
you think of when you hear the name Manfred Goring? Vista
i think of that gong show and wonder if maybe i should get one
of those things in my apartment
leave my brother home alone and hope he doesn't burn the house
yes... just be prepared for something nasty being left in your
bed if it's not burnt down
Why in Gods
name do we fall in love with the wrong people. I mean why could
I not find a person who dones't have the mattuiry of a 60 year
old. I am young and I want to party. AHHHH--Mistofflies
then get one of those mindless idiots who cranks his shitty music
in his barely-held-together civic
kai mean in japanese
i don't know but to some it means 'dead guy with strange hair'
here - Are you allergic to latex condoms due to too much alcohol
going through your blood stream? Hopefully you're only allergic
during the new moon phase, otherwise you might as well be a greasy
no i'm not... i can prove it too
hell said breakfast was the most important meal of the day? Vista
some prat who has nothing better to say and then has to make some
'break the fast... get it?' sorta comment
Do you like
to imitate accents from different countries? I find great delight
in doing this. Vista
yes but not some countries... THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE
i dreamt i was eating a big juicy steak! it was so raw and the
blood was still dripping from it...what does THAT mean? i don't
eat beef! - SiNiSTaR
that means that you have strange dreams and if you're missing
your pillow then you've eaten it
you'll run out of answers. Then what? - SiNiSTaR
then i start making up lies
On a scale
of Greatness (rating from George W Bush to the omniscient force
which created this earth) where to the following people rate:
1) JCP 2) You 3) Me 4) Sally 5) Anastacia - the cat not the singer
6) The guy you invented the flushable toilet - Mzebonga
1) close to omniscient force but usually its just violent force
(yea i said it... now what jcp? NOW WHAT?) 2) i am sock monkey...
hear me roar... 3) around that point where things are good but
not above my pillows status... 4) sally has been fully approved
by the cats so she's above you.... 5) there is nothing higher
then ana... 6) he gets a 4
waiting for freaking ages for this package to come from my grandmother
who lives overseas. It was supposed to be a birthday present but
my birthday's in June, and now its September! Wheres my package?
I really want whats in it! - Waxter
maybe the postal service has stolen it so they can fling it at
your head at a later date?
I have! Go on guess! Its not physical and its not an emotion.
Can you guess? - Waxter
you've got that weird puppet again don't you? i told you not to
dig it out of the damned garbage...
speed of dark?
it depends on where the dark is
i farted in a jar and i sat in the back window of the car for
weeks in the hot sun. would you smell it?
no but i'll give you a shiny penny if you do
i asked my gf this "if a stuck my dick up your moms ass and
then i came home and got you to suck on it,would you?" she
said it was sick .....so i asked her if she would even if there
was shit and corn on it.then i had a big loughing attack it was
fukin funny do you think so?
i do think that is funny... and so does jcp... we also think it's
funny that she got pissed off for real about that...
How do you
make a monkeys chain
you bribe them
and english exams are on Friday the 13th . . . . should I be scared
of failing? - Fish
you should be afraid of hidden traps, word games and paperbacks...
failing is just something we all do for fun
sheep shrink in the rain? The Cheese Mister
sheep don't actually exist
blondes stupid?Even non-natural blondes?Why are blondes stupid?AM
I stupid?(Im blonde)-The Cheese Mister
no... hair color has nothing to do with stupidity unless they
dye their hair a stupid color
well since you spanked it last time... it's been hiding in the
win the superbowl this year, and what is the reasoning behind
well i'm going to assume a football team will... simply because
a hockey team would have a hard time moving about the feild
why do betta
fish, which are supposed to eat the plant and clean their own
bowl, need fed and the bowl needs cleaned?
its all a marketing ploy
mr.bungle told me bout the sercret stash..hmmm??
they did? and they still haven't told me? i'm outraged
i find pictures of monkeys flinging shit
well not here but let me know when you find a site
wassup DC man,
are you married and do have a girl friend, how old are you?
no i'm not, shutup and i'm 25
i woke up and stuck my cock in my gf's face and she woke up and
got all flusterd and she said "how would you like it if i
did that to you" and then she bit my nutsac it really hurt.
so the question is .............................. ..................................do
you eat 1.69 big macs on tuesday?
i don't eat big macs ANY day
Hi DC I'm
back from my trip and had alot of fun. I went to Penang and Singapore.
I had alot of fun shopping , I think that I could shop till I
drop. My question is why? I just love it, I can't get enough of
shopping. Even better in foriegn countries because things are
cheaper and you can buy more. It must be a girl thing. Anyways
good to catch up, Sally
i don't understand the whole shopping thing... so i asked jcp
and she had no idea either... so a few girls escape the shopping
thing but the real question is... what did you get me?
consider the anal to be an exit or an entry?
well for some people it is both... so say we just call it a hole
if you got
really really drunk, would you have unprotected sex with SAnimal?
how about for oh, say, $1,000,000,000,000,000,000?
well fine but i want half up front in cash
who do you
think is smarter, SAnimal or dubya?
i don't know what dubya is but i'll choose that
Was it there?
Should i move it, where should it go?
put it there by that thing with the werid shit on it
my cat farts and it is very offensive to my nose. what should
i change in his diet to overcome this problem? - SiNiSTaR
hmmm... that is a question for a vet
sister is SO annoying!She carves things into the soap and digs
her fingers into it,and when I try to tell her something she gets
mad and starts to scream and attack everyone and everything.And
when I do something,it gets worse.What should I do to make her
i used to carve up soap too... just get your own soap and hide
it... and i say glue peanuts to her ceiling... it should either
scare her away from you, or confuse her for weeks
why is it
taking me so long to wake up? - Miss Roger's Sweater
well you have to get out of your pjs, out of your bed, and unwrap
the blankets from around you
or stay in bed for a long time? - Miss Roger's Sweater
stay in bed
and my house is empty. was it the darn aliens again? i mean..
what aliens? - Miss Roger's Sweater
yes it was... and its so they can have anti-you meetings... i
say you throw all the food in the bathtub... that will show the
about the letter "j".. It doesn't appear to be doing
much at all.. Is it only waiting for it's moment to pounce? Is
it going to kill us all? - Fido
yes it is... and don't think its just 'one of those things' when
it's the first letter of jcp
I have a
pet comb named Steve....He has a googly eye....he hasn't been
moving and he hasn't said anything to me in weeks....Whats happening?Is
he dead?Whats wrong with him!?-Skittles
i think he's pretending to be dead so he can find out how you
really feel about him...
magic shrooms look like and where to i go to get then and now
that they are the right magic shorrms
they look like normal mushrooms i guess... i don't know at the
moment... and i don't know that either
is a cartoon. Remember Brak and Zorak? I almost broke my head
from the stress of laughing so hard at the episode when Brak sang
Mr. Tambourine Man. Did you see it?
i thought so... and no i haven't seen it but maybe i did and am
repressing the memories
a good reason not to hate you for not answering the questions
(my question) for so long!! Argh! (Omuletzu)
well... the best reason i can come up with is 'the fries weren't
done so i had no choice'
a state of bliss or a band... sometimes both
hell did you have to hide my bra's into the wall for?
to teach you a lesson...
Am I insane
to come to theinsanedomain.com or is it that I'm a weird person?
Be truefull to me PLEASE dude.
its a bit of both so be sure to come back
decided that it's time for another one of those long rambling
questions that appear to go nowhere and have some sort of mild
punchline at the end but really only every deserve you wrath.
I say this because I've noticed since you've harshened your rules
concerning long rambling and numerous qustions, there have been
a sharp downturn in the quantity of shitty questions that amuse
and I think it's to the detriment of this feature. Sure, there's
still and abundance of shitty questions, but on the most part
they appear to be little more than just that, shitty. See, most
of the comedy of this section is contained within the question
and occasionally within the answer. Not to do a disservice to
your answers because, if they were truly turd, none of us would
come back. But it's the sad case like, for example, Fido Dido,
who comes up with some passingly vulgar and ridiculous comment
which you promptly dismiss and suggest some equally ridiculous
alternative so the comedy is more laughing at the pitiful question
rather than laughing at the absurdity of the answer. Where was
I? Oh, yeah... Rambling questions... So, i figured that it was
time to resurrect rambling questions to the good of TheInsaneDomain
and it's consumers. Because, I read the whole "Dude Where's
My Car/September 11th" scenario question last year and, while
it was rambling, stupid and absurd, I can't help feeling somewhat
rewarded by getting to the end of it alive. And, frankly, the
name of the film "Dude Where's My Car" is, in itself
a source of very exquisite comedy. So, what I'm saying, at some
point in this long rambling bullshit is that, because of "Dude
Where's My Car" the long rambling question should not be
resurrected and anyone trying to ask a long rambling question
should be hung, drawn and quartered like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
Wouldn't you agree? - Mzebonga
thank you for the rambling question... since you acutally put
thought into it i welcomed it greatly... and let's face it, i
haven't seen braveheart and it doesn't sound like i missed much...
school work is making me think way too much and is resulting in
making me feel a little bit nutty. What should I do? McDiablo
i say you paint everything orange... even your socks...
my dad's car pass Air Care? Why Why Why???? McDiablo
its BAD ... very very bad... and i blame you
monkeys, like all monkeys, like bananas? McDiablo
no... some of them hate them and would rather drink the piss out
of a dead kangaoos bladder then eat one
i learn to talk very sexualy to my mate you know dirty nasty talking
well there are probably lessons online... you just say whatever
comes to you... nothing about their mom though
I just pulled
out a tooth and nobody else knows yet. What is the best practical
joke you can think of so that I could use it? I was thinking I
could get someone to hit me, act suprised, and spit it in their
face. Any better ideas?
bite into something and then scream about your tooth and then
freak out completely until they cry
Will you join
RABUS? It stands for Revolt Against the Blonde and Utterly Stupid.
It's a very chairtable organization all of our money goes straight
to us. Because revolting is very money consuming.-Retarded Monkey
just because someone is blond does not mean they are stupid...
i will however rally against just the stupid people
have u ever
wanted to be a girl so u wont have to be kicked in the balls?
no i'd like to be a whale so i can shit in the ocean
Manson like cheese?
well if he knows how good aged cheddar tastes then i'll bet he
i find a site to download the cky movies
that i don't know... however you can use a program like kazaa
to find them
you make people wait for an answer???
i'm a bitch that way
does it say send your pathetic ? your the one thats pathetic if
u need people to write and ask u ?'s that u probaly dont no shit
blah blah blah
not annoying if you carve into soap...Its olny annoying when my
sister does it.I don't have any glue..or peanuts...Sad huh?But
we have plenty of soap...Should I like melt it or something and
hide it in her pillow?Or should I put Nair hair remover into her
yes hide it in her pillow... get her some scented bars and it
will distract her for days... shoving bath beads into her mouth
would be fun too
Do you watch
the brak show?Or Aqua Teen Hunger Force?-Skittles
haven't heard of either
one do to get the onion smell off of their fingers? McDiablo
first... stop touching onions... second... wash your hands with
am I that I watched a show today about video games? McDiablo
well if they're shitty video games then very dorky... but if they're
cool games then not dorky
My new dictionary
defines everything from 'one-night stand' to 'fuck'. My question
is, now that I, and my family, are dumbstruck by this dictionary,
will my respect for thesaurus' diminsh? McDiablo
hell no... it will give you new words to find other words for
hell did I write 'diminish' up there? Am I trying to sound edumacated
or something??? McDiablo
i think you are but thats ok cuz i didn't have to look it up to
i watched "what lies beneath" at a friend's house..
is it bad that when i got home i ran all the way to the front
door and fumbled with my keys trying to get in.. or am i just
one big sissy? - Miss Roger's Sweater
well... we'll pretend there were scary noises so you can act all
tough at school... and so your friends won't make fun of you and
call you scardie cat
my mom is devising a plan to take over the world, what do you
think? - Miss Roger's Sweater
i think she's only pretending to take over the world when in fact
she is just trying to drive you crazy by making it LOOK like she's
taking over the world
is it bad
that i went to the library yesterday, and when they closed i wasn't
finished my writing so i finished it in my car while the library
employees all drove away? - Miss Roger's Sweater
no... sometimes you got to get it all out while you can... next
time follow the library employees home and see if they have stolen
and my psychology teacher related in any way to Dr.Evil? cuz i
think he might be.. -Miss Roger's Sweater
yes... but distantly and only because someone got drunk and fucked
a tree frog
If you could
be a CD, which one would you be? - Fido Dido
i'd be a mixed mp3 one... with a variety of bands on me... and
they'd LOVE it
just discovered u 2day hooray. i'm from england .i ask question
- this guy from my school threw a rock at my house. what should
i do? i tried looking 4 a site on how to make a voodoo doll but
i cant find one.help!!! from randy mandy
well you first find the person... then stab them with a tiny pin...
they will yell out... as for the rock throwing... i say you paint
the rock and mail it to him
Do you have
pictures of a guitar with its parts labled?
no not yet
demons,right?!?! So answer me this: Tenchi's not gonna go 4 that
stupid princess is he?He's gonna fall 4 me,right/ -Ryoko
you're not a demon at all... and boyfriend/girlfriend/love questions
do NOT count
you answer my question?(sent 9/16/02) -Ryoko
I like K'Nex...I
built a scythe,2 daggers,a sword and 5 butcher knives outta K'Nex..Cool
thats only slightly cooler then the time i fell into the swamp...
and that wasn't cool at all
ever leave me the fuck alone?
no and if you don't do what she says she will turn your socks
knew what country Giza was in. Should I be proud of him? Vista
yes you should unless hes above the age of 15
i'll take two
want to be immortal? Vista
no i'd be very bored
Why is tendonitis
such a b with an itch? - Miss Roger's Sweater
it hurts with a lot of pain
the joy of not doing anything and getting paid! And the pain of
it... It's like school again! And it's only Tuesday. It'll get
worse, then better, then worse again. Is this how life is supposed
to be? I'm used to nobody giving a shit about what I do! (That's
why I don't usually do what I should - I do what I like - Me,
me, me, only me! Is that natural? Am I normal?) I found another
course to read, though I don't understand it, it gives us the
impression that they don't pay me for sleeping in my chair. Everybody's
gone now... busy, guess I could just go home and they wouldn't
notice. I hate this and it doesn't make any sense for me. This
is a family firm - 5 sets of relatives work here (father and son,
husband & wife...)! Hate it! And I can't make it work! A few
months of learning, he said, 2-3! I dont't know if I can take
3 months of this - they have better things to do that show me
what I have to do to learn. He just hired me because he had to
and now I feel bad for not doing anything for him? Is he doing
anything for me? I want to complain when I get home, but I can't
- it just feels too good to be home again. A week ago I felt like
asking: "Can't you just give me the stuff i have to learn
and send me home to do it?" They even took my computer (not
mine, but the one I was working on). I had stuff saved there!I
had the course there! There are other computers, but I won't ask
them to put the course on one of them... I want to see when they
wake up! He said - "The only trouble you can get into is
if 2 months pass and you're not finished with the course!"
Well? We'll see about that! I've been here for 2.5 hours and I
still have about 4 to stay. What if I write on this "question"
all this time? It'll be like a novel. I can't believe I started
with "Ahhhhhh... the joy of..."!!! There's no joy! Only
pain! I could be doing something useful or something I like instead
of this... nothing! Why is time passing so inconstant? The good
moments are short and the bad ones are infinite! I suppose that's
my fault too! Is it my fault that there are no jobs for people
like me in this country? My fault too that if you want a job you
have to pay or know someone powerful? Am I responsible for all
the corruption in this country? Can I change anything? Will I
ever make a difference? Will I ever do what I like? Will I live
forever, or die poor and sick and with no friends? I just wanna
know, but I don't trust the crystal ball! Don't use that shitty
trick on me! Just tell me I'm a pathetic loser and it'll never
get better... or tell me how to make it better. (And no coloured
noodles, please, or you may have me on your counscience...) (Omuletzu)
why did you make me read so much? do you not care that maybe some
of us need to sleep? what if i just pretended to read it and then
just typed this in to be oh so lazy... but i did read it and i
just want to slap you for typing so much oh so much oh so much...
damnit stop sitting there asking yourself these questions and
either do something about it or shut the hell up
not a question. It's a protest! I don't like that you people changed
the colour of the good question award. Red doesn't bother me,
but it makes the award less visible. (Omuletzu)
maybe if you send me money i'll change it back
know that 'dubya' is george 'dubya' bush? anywhoo, would you have
unprotected sex with SAnimal and his grandmother for $0.94? -
i didn't know cuz i am in denial about him... and i'd think about
it but say no
do you have a list of sexual favours you specialise in and the
price range? thanks, SiNiSTaR
bondage... and lots of cash depending on the day and how much
i have to dress up
If you were
a mouse, would you like to be called a pointing device? (Omuletzu)
yes... and i'd be happy to have people playing with my ball
I'm a class act. What do you think? - Mzebonga
like a science class? no.... more like art class
the "ANY" button on my keyboard? - Wiki
right there... see it???
my friend?I dont have many friends...I'd give you $10 or more,but
I can't seem to find my wallet...-Skittles
i'm not your friend until you pay me