can answer me, so, I thought I'd ask you. What is the
meaning of life?
42... haven't we discussed this?
your updating these things anyway, think you could open your
icq and authorize me?
Done and done.
have a girlfriend?
No I do not. I have a sockfriend.
keep sending pointless questions will you ever break your
word and just not show it?
That all depends on how bad your question is...
I do delete some... all the nonsense ones.
we ever gonna find out who's better? moses or jesus. or is
this some dramatic little lure to keep us on the edge of our
I think that no one will ever agree... so instead
of fighting about it, you should spend that time on getting
is it that your the only one that seems to be doing anything
on this page? Empriss Nikon really wants to know.
I am currently the one updating it... however JCP
does it sometimes. She is busy selling candles, Starlight
Dreams is her company... and our only sponsor :) We're
going to offer insane candles soon through her... and that
will rock. SAnimal is busy for awhile (he
wrote a thing for xmas though), and Sylvia is helping JCP.
So I'm alone at the moment... which is why quotes and reviews
haven't been updated recently.
i got a little green bird skull by my question YAY hahaha
this isn't really a question, but DC, u are now my idol, you
have changed my whole perspective on life, now i can do anything
for just mere shits and giggles, hmmm i guess i should ask
something here....is it normal to feel certain desires for
common kitchen appliances? also..i want a sock monkey, i feel
so lonely..and depressed, i need someone to talk to, and a
life time soulmate, where can i get a sock monkey? i want
one named alfonso, who has a certain fetish for chopping carrots
in blenders...I LOVE YOU DCCC
Yes it is normal to feel desires for kitchen appliances.
I would highly recommend a sandwich maker. They are
compact, friendly and make excellent pizza sandwiches. As
for a sock monkey... we're working on getting them made so
we can sell them... they're not that easy to find anymore.
wanted to say that i love this site and your doing a great
job answering questions and stuff :)
Why thank you... I try!
do you call a sock monkey who likes to go around kissing people?
A sock monkey... and perhaps a Sexual Sock Monkey...
where is this monkey? I'd like one...
If you have to ask... the answer is no.
a suck thing as a cats last meow
That would be the last meow that the cat makes.
is your icq number, ill talk to you
It's on my member file! Silly people....
seemed to have gotten more sarcastic and cynical than usual
lately... are you ok?
xmas pushes me to the very limits of my insanity.
This is why after xmas every year, I have to go explode in
I trusted let me down, now I don't trust him. But I
want him to trust me so I can get even with him. How
do I earn his trust?
Try sleeping with his sister... that way, you'll
be like brothers! If he doesn't have a sister, try it
with a brother. If he's an only child... his mother
will do. Everyone trusts their dad right???
should I do there is a bomb in front of me and i have 2 either
pick the red or blue line to deactivate it what one should
i pick and then how could i reactive it for i can put it in
somebodys house that i hate? please respond a/s/p
Cut them both. That way, you got the right
one. Once you cut it, to reactivate, you need to tape
it together with electrical tape and tie it off with a marrette.
did u get for x-mas
crap... socks... stuff... food... socks
can i get away from my old aunt bertha?
pretend to have a really bad cold, and tell her
you don't want to get near her because you don't want to see
her sick either.
is it that no matter where i go or what im doing some really
scarey person always trys to come up and talk to me?
No idea. Maybe they aren't scary and your
glasses are just broken.
dreams where i know its a dream... but right when i realize
its a dream... I WAKE UP!!!!!! Is there anything i can do
from waking up... oh and also i died in my dreams a few times,
but instead of waking up, i return from the "dead"....
ever happen to you?
Tell yourself repeatedly before you go to bed "I
will not wake myself up from a dream." Yes that
has happened to me.
is it that lase at night if you are on the phone everything
in your room stairs at you?
Because it is all tired and waiting for you to
shut the hell up and turn out the lights.
can you control your dreams if you know you're dreaming?
Yes. That is called lucid dreaming.
Lucid dreaming is when you know you are asleep, and you can
within the dream control what is occurring. I have done
it many times.
is it that on any given day there maybe 3 or four poeple on
my contact list, but you get on on christmas and every one
of them is on?
Because, like you, they are searching for a way
to impress their cousins who are their age, and trying to
escape from parents, aunts and uncles, but most of all, from
excited is properly excited about getting a good quesiton
Well you shouldn't get so excited that you spray
cum all over your monitor or soak your chair, but perhaps
a mild stirring and perhaps an erection would do.
is it that whenever i try to be nice to someone they crack
my head open with a 2X4...
Well your idea of being nice is giving them a head
rub with your chin. People don't like that, and since
you hang around a lumber store, that's what's around to hit
am i supposed to hold up this illusion that i have no life
and spend it on the internet, when you won't update the questions?
I do update the questions... even on shitty xmas.
this comment is really late, but to answer that chicks question
about why breasts fascinate men, the answer is instinct. larger
breasts indicate fertility and ability to feed infants well.
Well, as sick as that is... I don't think anyone
is turned on by the idea of having a chick breast feed in
front of them. That's fucking SICK.
i swear like it'll be outlawed tomorrow, yet i find the word
cunt to be offensive. what the fuck?
I think you have a problem. Perhaps you should
see a doctor about this. Perhaps the reason you find
it offensive is due to the fact that everyone around you yells
it at you. Maybe they have a point....
you ever been bi-curious, DC? have you ever had a homosexual
experience? do you pack fudge?
Yes, No, No I don't care for fudge or chocolate.
a similar problem to that other dude. my cats don't like one
of my friends, and they like everyone. should i trust him?
NO... cats are always right. Obey them.
one guy made fun of my family because we have to work to get
our money and his family is on welfare. he told me that we
sucked because his family didn't have to work. i laughed my
ass off at him, but i was confounded at how exactly to show
him that his attitude was that of a fool and that his philosophy
was fucking stupid. what should i have said, instead of just
laughing and walking off?
You should have smacked him and said "welfare
won't get you a lawyer fuck boy" Welfare is for
those who can't work, not for lazy people who don't deserve
it. Those people should be hunted down and forced to
clean the streets. I HATE people who mooch off welfare.
is your favorite band after faith no more?
That's a tough one... among the possible answers
are Korn, Type O Negative (although their new album BLOWS),
Smashing Pumpkins, Pop Will Eat Itself, David Bowie, Mr. Bungle,
Godsmack, Alice In Chains, and plenty others... It really
depends on my mood!
of the other members(besides sanimal) ever get jealous that
you're the most popular one?
I haven't asked them... but I don't think JCP would...
she started this whole thing in 96... Sylvia doesn't care
really... so just SAnimal gets a bit touchy...
Hollywood is run by Jews, why the hell are there so many damn
That is a damn good question that I don't have
an answer for!! I guess it's what sells
am i sexy?
If you have to ask... you don't want to know.
size shoe do you wear?
No idea... I have been wearing the same pair of
Doc Martins for 7 years.
guy who was ecstatic over winning one good question award:
i looked back and it turns out i've won four. sorry, i just
had to gloat!
Way to go.. :)
is a clit?
If you have to ask.. you are not doing anything
right... look it up on the internet... and get yourself a
will I die?
Probably not soon enough... just don't breed.
my ass feel good?
I would have to ask your boyfriend... he would
no question. Why is that? I think I know everything.
So what do you do all day? Do you sit in front of your
computer and actually enjoy wasting time answering stupid
questions about sock monkeys...you should spend your time
reading shakespeare or something......anyways please answer
my question with sincerity...i dont like sarcasm...thank you!!
I work Monday through Friday at a boring job...
and I answer questions when I can. I have read shakesphere
and many other things... I am an avid reader. Was this
remember that sock monkey that keeps kissing people, i saw
it at some store called store of knowledge.. i almost bought
it but im broke! do you feel that the sock monkey is
your bestest best friend?
I'm not sure if he's the best friend I have...
but he's up there. We're working on getting sock monkeys
to sell... he's not happy about that.
do you update friends and members?
When I have a moment... and when there's a few
say you're nickname is Demon Child, but my nickname is also
DemonChild. That's what people (friends & enemies)
call me at school. Just wanted to let you know so you
won't think I stole your nickname.
I didn't think you did... I'm sure I'm not the
only demonic thing out there!! I'm not that egocentric!
my number...can I have YOUrs
Oh... one of the worst pick up lines ever... and
no you may not. It's mine damnit...
sock monkeys take over the world do u think that the cats
will get mad and try to eat them or will the sock monkeys
kill that cats but if cats know everything and they are always
right then they would know that the sock monkeys were going
to kill them and take over the world how would that work?
and also would u be one of there leaders
The cats and the monkeys will have to learn how
to get along. I would not be a leader, but an advisor
to help them through their difficult times.
I wonder. Do you ever wonder? What kind Of things do you wonder.
I wonder why people suck so much. Boy o Boy, people sure do
Yes I do wonder. I wonder a great many things
for no apparent reason. And yes, people sure do suck.
such low insanity rates in England how do you suggest we can
get as fucked up as the americans?
Well, first take your morals and shove them up
your ass. Then begin to see everything as dollar amounts.
Assign amounts to people as well. Then begin to go after
the things that are worth the most, no matter who you step
on. That's a good start. After that, begin to
question it all.
how many of your friends actually go here? And yes of c ourse
you know me.
Well there you go Seth. Think hard... and
hey.. wait a minute... you mean ALL your friends don't go
i give you a gift certificate to your fav. music store...
i ignore your extremely small genetalia.. and you can have
all the emotionless sex you want... will you just say yes
Well... OK. But it'd be nice to know your sex first....
might change the positioning or cost you more.
you ever been in love? With a human? That was
not a member of your family?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
insane are gifted, don't you think? I mean, only the insane
can be insane, right? But really, then, that makes no
sense, because that would make the non-insane people sane,
which they aren't at all! They are the insane ones, right?
So then, the insane people would be sane, but if the insane
were sane, then sane wouldn't mean insane, but sane, and sane
is not the same as insane by any means. I think the
insane (sane) people are the gifted ones, they know everything,
it's the sane (insane) people that really are insane... You
know what i mean?
Exactly! Now try saying that 10 times real fast...
you update the questions everyday? i get sad when you don't
update the questions. you have a cult following you know,
and how the hell are you supposed to get us to give you our
every earthly possesion when you can't keep us at the page
for 10 minutes?
I DO UPDATE THEM DAILY!
I have a cult following? Does that mean they burn things???
Where are the pictures! I would post them and everything...
ha ha ha.... and you are supposed to give me everything
because I said so... not because the site suggested it...
of my bros freinds is always calling me hunny,sweetie,baby..ect
and he is always offering me to sit on his lap or give him
a hug and i think he is mad at me know so next time he offers
me to sit on his lap should i just say yes to make him feel
No, charge him more money. Why should anyone
sit on someone's lap and be sexually harassed if they don't
get money out of it??? Don't give it away free... and
for those gender sensitive people... that goes for girls and
guys... so keep your panties on.
I have that
song, Gloomy Sunday. It's sad, but not that sad.
But I guess if you're feeling really, really sad you would
kill yourself after listening to that song.
Because it is so bad? I have
heard songs like that... you know... any song by Michael Bolton...
makes you horrified that you are even on the same planet as
this freak. People who kill themselves over songs get
what they deserve if they do it right.
is seth... a bit confused here, since i only put my real name
on one album review, so that leads me to believe that the
person that is asking if they have a chance knows me personally;
yet anyone who knows me knows my girlfriend (who i'm quite
happy with), which leaves me wondering. anyway, to the person
asking me: no, you have no chance at all. i'm flattered, but
who exactly are you? not to be a bastard or anything, just
curious. do you know me?
Sounds like quite a caper! It seems that
someone is stalking you and messing with your little mind.
Time to start thinking about every person you know and figuring
out who harbors a secret yearning for you, or the person who
is plotting your eventual demise. And since we know
the person doing this will read this... just think how they
are feeling when they read this and know that you'll be figuring
out who they are. You'll have to share who is doing
sucks... i had to give a "y2k goodbye" today to
my love. you know, because we knew that the next time we saw
each other would be after new years and posssibly y2k, so
we didn't know if the power was going to go out and we wouldn't
be able to see each other. that sucks.
Well there is some of that optimist attitude that
I love in you people! You make me so proud! Assuming
that the world will end and saying it sucks. Excellent!
And yes... that SUCKS
ever wonder what would happen if a sock monkey and a Person
had a kid?
I don't know if a sock monkey would ever become
desperate enough to mate with a human. Imagine if it
mated with a male human... the fluff would pop out of his
head. If a sock monkey mated with a female human, it
would end up with a stinky gooey tail. As for having
kids, that's just being silly. Plain silly.
ever try to guess who asks each question? Or perhaps maybe
you couldn't give a shit.
Sometimes I do... but not all. Sometimes
I notice that some questions are alike, and I wonder if it's
the same person. If you want me to know who it is...
put your name on the end!
does DC stand for?
IF I GIVE YOU A FREAKIN INCUBUS CD CAN WE HAVE SEX ALREADY?
I don't want an incubus cd. You give me gift
certificates for cds and then we'll talk.
do you spell diahrea?
do kosher dill pickles taste better than regular dills? Are
the non-kosher pickles posessed, giving off a sublime sour
taste? The power of christ compells you! The power of christ
Uh... the pickle part was cool but frankly the
second part was completely uncalled for. Well done!
What a mix!
is not a question...i do not wish to get a good question award
unless it pleases you so im not sucking up or anything. But
i recently Mistakenly Highlighted at the top of your page...and
there they were, your keywords for search engines, i read
them and noticed the word "sex". isnt it amazing
how putting the exact opposite of whats on your page for keewords
will do for site traffic? i mean its great if your competettive
or you depend on the web site to make a living....But i think
the insane domainis something that should be shared only with
those who are truly and honestly searching for the most insane
and twisted things in life....who spent hours on search engines
to find it and reurn to it daily like the folks we see here.
It shoudl only be for those who have worked for it. A reward.
not for some crazed perverted lunatic looking for nude pictures
of your girlfriends mother to jerk off at. Its too good a
thing to be wasted on thsi pathetic worlds scum instead of
its mental patients.
I had forgotten there were words there... San put them in
awhile ago... lets see what they are.... insane (we have that),
sarcasism (plenty here), hate (yep..), free (MP3s, icons,
backgrounds), insanity (covered), crazy (yep), music (in downloads),
mp3 (downloads), pictures (all over), insanity (repeat...
should be removed), weird (yep), strange (indeed), sex (no
idea why it's here), odd (true), crazy (another repeat), stupid
(at times), rant (our reviews), reviews (our rants), ranting
(the act of the rant), download (stuff), free downloads (kinda
repetative), MP3s (another repeat), pictures (another repeat),
music (another repeat... what the hell sanimal??), horoscopes
(horrorscopes), astrology (the horrorscopes), ICQ (we have
it), online shopping (coming soon... but tshirt is available),
art (now in leftovers), online (uh... well we are), creepy
(some of it), religion (used to be.. now in leftovers), fright
(uh... no idea), crap (getting there), garbage (some of it),
dumb (some of it...). Yes, I will update
you ever seen the movie "in the mouth of madness?"
it's fucking cool.
No I haven't... who was in it...
you DC, if you set up a chat room, stupid people may infest
it like any other chat room...
I know... we are working on that. We have
a chat room, but are looking to protect ourselves from idiots.
you at all racist?
Only towards stupid people. Seriously,
no. Why limit myself to something as trivial as color
or beliefs when I can hate everyone equally?
the sockmonkey nations would like to elect you as official
diplomat to the cats. you will have complete legal immunity
in all you do. do you accept?
Sure, and I'd like my own car too.
you ever heard billie holidays "gloomy sunday?"
it's really sad. people in the 40's used to play it before
they committed suicide.
Well, that rocks! I'd like a copy of that!!!
update the friends. we would greatly appreciate it.
Well, we are going to do that in the new year...
so you'll have to wait a few more days or a week...
something fucked up; something like rob zombie is obsessed
with the "electric head." is this at all true?
No idea... you'd have to ask him. I liked
those songs though...
exactly is psychoholic slag?
No idea... but I sure don't want it up my ass
i'm sick, and my girlfriend is coming over tomorrow. how might
i suddenly, miraculously get better overnight?
Uh... LSD?? Phone her and tell her... maybe
she'll make soup or something. You can get pampered
if you are sick right.
YOU! when are you gonna get that chat room set up?
Very soon!!! We're working on it... but we're
playing with the security etc. We're going to set up
times that I'll be online to chat with everyone.
a question... but more of a retort. to the Smurf guy. IT'S
A CULT! DUH!
is your sock monkey's name?
Furballious Monkieaus Wilcamuas. We just
call him Monkey for short.
when Papa smurf is talking about his buisiness he means getting
Could be... ewww... I wonder if his dick is a light or dark
is a question for one of your readers and question askers,
i hope you dont mind. Seth, if you didnt have a gf would
i have any kind of chance with you?
If I were Seth, I'd want just a tad bit more info...
of all of the questions you have been asked which one do you
like the best?
Hmmmm... depends on the day and my twisted mood.
I can't answer that one! Oh how about this... I'll make
it this one :)
do people think that it is a bad thing to be a virgin?
Because they are jealous of anyone who didn't loose
it in the back of a rusted car to some drunk loser who ended
up to be their uncle/aunt.
does my dog run around in circles chasing his tail?
It's something that dogs do. Men go around
chasing their dick, so maybe it's just a thing that all animals
with protrusions do.
bill clinton have the makings of a dictator?
No idea... I try not to think about people like
him. Pushes me to the brink of suicide... or murder.
i buy you a box of chocolates, then you can have all the free
emotionless sex you want. work?
I don't like chocolate. How about lots of
CDs? I love CDs...
cant be a member, can we still be friends... err, i mean how
can i become a friend? (I mean a way that doesnt involve heavy
drinking, and beastiality...)
You email us for the questions, we reply, you answer,
you send back, we keep until after the new year when we update
why is sex
Because your partner is doing something
right... but make sure that you are too...
you that a guy I trusted let me down, but I'm not a guy, I'm
So???? If you sleep with his sister, he'll feel
all weird and upset cuz you are with his sister. He'll
feel used. If you slept with his brother, well that
would piss him off too. You can still sleep with his
mother, and that will just really freak him out. You
could then be his second mother. Sorry I thought
you were a guy... I had a 50% chance of being right... once
again... I lose.
honestly think theres a big conspiracy going on behind the
scenes with SMURFS. I mean its crazy, papa smurf spends al
his time caring for his hundreds of "little smurfs"
but, how did they all get there? i mean when hes so busy working
and taking care of the kids how can he possibly love his wife
enough to produce 2 or 3 kids a day? Which raises another
question, mama smurf is the ONLY women there! theres no way
she could give birth to that many kids, i mean there must
be a whole lotta lovin goin on in those little mushrooms of
theirs. And if she did spend her entire day getteing laid
(whcih is imposseble due to papa smurfs busyness.) How couls
she POSSIBLY still have time ot bake all those god damned
muffins!? its driving me nuts. Please help me.
He has a harem. They don't show that on TV
because they are always naked with Pappa Cum dripping out
of them. I'm kinda glad they never showed that... but
somewhere you know there is a tape of it.
like Papa Smurf was leading the smurfs like he always does
through the forest and crap and all the smurfs were behind
Papa and they were going "How much further, Papa Smurf"
because Smurfs are an impatient lot and Papa was going "Not
far now, my little Smurfs" but they kept asking "How
much further Papa Smurf?" "Not far NOW, my little
smurfs", he kept answering but they kept going and going
and didn't seem to get anywhere (this was really due to short
smurf legs) so they kept asking "How much further Papa
Smurf?" and Papa kept going "NOT FAR NOW MY LITTLE
SMURFS" until he got fed up with those damn smurfs and
he led them all to the M&M's factory and SOLD them all
for a lot of money and they all jumped into the M&M vat
because Papa told them to and after all he was Papa Smurf
and now he's rich and living in Beverly Hills. But what
does he eat for dessert?
He eats cake and ice cream. If I were him,
I would have smacked them and said "That's it!
We're going home!" and then lead them into a pond
is it that when you answer a question you automatically assume
it's a guy asking?
The question is, why do you assume that I am?
Perhaps it can be taken both ways, and that you are the one
assigning gender. Damn... do something once and people
have a fit...
do peple hafta complicate words. For instance: automobile...
ITS A FRIGGIN CAR... just leave it!!! Cow, Calf, Bull: JUST
LEAVE IT!!! Female cow, male cow, small cow!!! People, humans,
human beings, terrans: PEOPLE!!! JUST LEAVE IT AT STUPID PEOPLE!!!
If I need a friggin thesaurus, I''ll by one!! Agrree?
Good point. It's all because humans, sorry..
People are morons. They like to nit pick. Its
like when you are asked to do work at a job... "Have
you finished that thing?"... "Define thing...."
and two hours later you might have to work.
comee whenever someone cvomes over my hjouse, my roomate tells
me to stop walking around in my underwear (no, they are not
dirty). Its not like im naked.... and its not like i have
many gay friends... and its not like im gay... and its not
like i like getting shot in the like head cuz like it like
Like... fer sure! Maybe you should get new
underwear... like bright red with your roommates picture on
it? I'm sure that your roommate would love it!
And maybe the reason your roommate says to stop walking around
in your underwear, it's a hint for you to take the underwear
off. Try it!
you have sex with me? no dating, no gifts, no emotion... just
sex... AND IT'S FREE!
You're not even going to
pay me??? How rude! Although the no dating or emotion
sounds good with the sex, but no gifts or money? Where
is my motivation!???!
are you sick again? If so, I hope you feel better soon.
No, the damn proxy was offline. But thank
you anyways :)
this question is kinda vague, but wht te fuck is wrong with
I can't say I've ever met one, so I personally
is a model.Is that a good enough reason to hate her?
Completely. I hate her too. Unless she'll
do stuff to me for free.
actually the nonalchoholic beer question wasnt from jp...
sorry to dissapoint you.
Well it's sad... but that's ok.
should i do if i went to a rave, telling my parents i was
staying at a friends house, then using a fake ID to get in
and rolling off my ass all night (for those of you who dont'
know rolling is taking ecstacy) then get pulled over on the
way home but are let go because there was this really bad
accident where people died and the cop knew that we were just
trying to get home safe and everything seems to be working
out perfect, but by the one chance in hell on of the people
who i took's parents found out and now were all grounded for
my next three lifetimes. this is PURELY rhetorical of course...
What should you do? You're grounded. Keep
your sorry ass at home until it blows over, they'll be watching
you like a hawk. Also, beat your friend who got you
that i'm grounded and have all this time on my hands what
should i do with it?
Take up knitting. Ha hahahaha....try cooking...
and always make big messes and let the place stink with burnt
smell. They'll kick you out.
DC.....do u prefer bath or showers?
Showers. Who the hell sits in a pool of dirty
water to get clean???
ever get the creepy feeling of being watched?? A while
ago i saw some sick guy looking into my window... What
is wrong with the people today!?!?!
People SUCK. They have nothing left to do
with their pathetic lives.
are some tell tale signs that you or someone you know is insane?
and don't give me some bullshit answer like "you just
Well if you are going insane... you wouldn't know
it. You just go insane. If someone else is going
insane... there are many signs. But then, are they going
insane or are you seeing them and thinking that they're insane
when in fact you are the one who is insane but you don't know
insane have inhibitions?
Yes, we just have to search a lot harder to find
give off a creepy oompa loompa vibe?
Not really, but I haven't heard you sing.
can you not know about the 8 to 10 second rule? EVERY guy
knows about that rule...
Well that's funny... cuz I went and asked a few
guys as well and they never heard of either... then I asked
a few chicks... and they didn't know. So I'm taking
it that only you last 8 to 10 seconds and it's a rule for
found all that seth stuff fun to read. i think you should
keep posting it. but thats just my opinion. i mean its not
like you will actually do what i say.
That's right. Because the crap with Seth
went on long enough. If you love him so much... email
allergic to latex, and there fore can't have sex without the
nonlatex condoms which are hard to find, and your allergic
to alchohol, which means you'll never again enjoy the pleasures
of inebriation, why the hell do you keep on living?
Thats what i wonder every morning when i drag my
ass outta bed to go to work. This website is a good
the aswer to everything?
Yes, it is the answer to life, the universe and
you build me a web page? i like really dont want to...
If you pay me yes.
Nice try GrimmKaos...
but the whole thing was gibberish.
dc are u getting sick of stupid questions??
Not really. I just respond with short answers.
your allergic to latex does that mean when you put on a condom
that your penis swells up like a watermellon?
Uh.... no... it means that my skin burns.
the 8 to 10 second rule apply to you?
what the hell is the 8 to 10 second rule??
is nonalcoholic beer produced if NOONE has or ever will drink
Gee I wonder if this is from JP... yes people do
drink it.. how about those who quit drinking but still want
the taste of beer for some strange reason???
could choose not to be allergic to anyone thing, what would
it be???? jp
I'm going to kill you JP... :) I think you
damn well what it is... you're just trying to rub it in my
face!!!! JP knows that I recently found out that I can
no longer drink alcohol due to my being allergic to it.
Yes, that fucking sucks... but what can I do?
the 8th question on the ask DC page????? Am I the druggie????--jp
Ha ha ha... nope!!! Unless she sent it in without
letting me know it was her!
big is u'r COCK????--Bobo
Boy, the intelligence of these questions keep getting
lower and lower...
DC......i have no crush on seth.....ive heard about that...and
me and seth talked about it....it wasnt me saying that crap...the
only reason y i was mad at him was because he told u a bunch
of bullshit thats not true....bye
Sure sure... your heart burns for him... enough
or Mayonaise on your burger?
Neither! On my burgers I like cheese, ketchup
that it's finalized and we ARE gonna have sex, your place
or mine? i've got shag carpet!!
Is it orange??? That one is the best. Your
place... my place is dirty enough without that...
have you ever had to wear a condom catheter?
Condoms are evil. Also, I'm allergic to latex.
wrong to be French!" that's what my friends say,
is this true?
Yes... but only if from Quebec due to their bastardized
french. France is ok.
u love me?
If you are cold hard cash.. then yes.
paper or plastic? which would u prefer to be over your
Plastic... brings me to my death quicker.
many children do u think we should have?
NONE... children are SICK. I don't want ANY
i have this crazy dope head that has been calling me just
about every night. he thinks we are going out now.
i tell him no. he wants to come and see me and force
drugs into my body. what would u do if u were in my
Define dope first of all... and drugs. Well
either way, you don't like it, smash their head in or call
the cops. Maybe you should force a few boots up his
THIS SETH SAGA CONTINUES...
here- my last name? it starts with a b, and my middle
name is chace. i have the sides of my head shaved
and the top is grown long and tied back. there, is
that enough information for you? i already know who
you are... i've known for a bit... i'm simply fucking
with your head.
Ha ha ha... good call seth.
5 messages into one here...)
HI....this is your worst
nightmare, ROBIN, tell Seth when i get to school tomorrow
im gonna kick his @$$ and then kiss it. BYE!Robin
again......so u and seth are plotting against me?.....well
come and get me big boy!!Is Seth here?.....come out!
come out! wherever u are!!......im gonna kill ur sock
monkey after i was it and hang it to dry!! no seriously
the seth i know would know who it is, i mean God he
dont have many friends
DC, robin loves u!!
OK... I've had enough... If you really are the Robin
that this Seth knows... why not just speak to him
in school instead of wasting my web site space on
your sad little crush? And if you are just fucking
with him... then do it somewhere else... sign him
up for a gay personal ad or something. I just
don't want this site used as a flirting ground for
preschoolers. Seth has been pretty tolerant
of this shit too. Enough already... I'm not
posting any more crap having to do with this!
how many words can you make by puching iin numbers on a calculator
and turning it upside down?
Since I have a life, I do not know. I also
don't use a regular calculator... but the one in my computer.
that the popularity of ask DC ?'s seems to really be bothersome
to you. im guessing you dont like updating so much. you could
always just put a small restriction to the number of questions
submitted so that a FEW Quality questions are submitted, so
that you dont mind reading them. not some bullcrap that took
someone 3 seconds to think of.just a thought.--Acid
It's not bothersome at all :) I enjoy it.
However, people must realize that I am indeed trying to update
it when I can in between my full time job and my part time
job. All I ask is that people think about that when
they bitch that the questions aren't updated every 5 minutes.
Like I said... pay me to do this full time and I'll update
it every time a question comes in. I don't want to restrict
the questions... I already delete gibberish and now the Seth
stuff. If it's a real question... I'll answer.
you guys ever considered, creating your own free home page
service? complete with easy uploading and capabilities to
put anything anywhere you want on the screen? i asked if you
knew of any a lng itme ago. the answer was negative. so it
just dawned on me. why not MAKE one?--Acid
We have thought about it... but don't have the
resources to do that yet. All of us work full time and
it's hard to get together to plan the whole thing and then
actually set it up. We'd love to do it... but we don't
have time. I'd do it alone, but I'd have to quit my
makes people think that they are so perfect that they can
criticize anyone who is different than them?--Acid
Because they know they are not perfect and so they
rip down everyone else until they feel better that they are
better then you.
is red and purple. what do you say to that?--Acid
Why not blue??? Red and purple are quite common...
but blue is rare.
the hell do parents take their kids and put them in fron of
the tv like some osrt of babysitter? And then blame the childs
misbehavir on the tv like it was the tv's fault instead of
taking responsibility for their own actions. why?
Because PEOPLE SUCK. Humans are stupid by
nature and don't want to admit when they are being lazy or
wrong. Somebody Else's Problem.
yeah, to that alien question. If aliens are as smart as people
say, that means god gave up on us (we are a failed experiment)
and moved on to aliens... who says that aliens are evil?
Aliens... who says that we aren't from aliens???
And who is actually niave enough to think that we are alone
out there??? What a waste that would be...
bliss wouldnt get boring, becuase if it was boredom it wouldnt
be blissful... so i enjoy gfighting, then they would have
a boxing ring, or a street fighting area or something. There
would always be something interesting if it is truly heaven...
If such a place exists... then whatever makes you
joe d. foster grant in "what sucks to you"- chiropractors
ARE real doctors, nimrod.
the spirits of your dead relatives watch over you when you're
going to the bathroom?
Yes. They want to make sure that you wipe
were a masochis in life, wouldn't it be a reward to be sent
to hell and punishment to be sent to heaven?
Now that I'm not sure of... if they believe in
heaven and hell then it might pose a problem. If they
told a really good joke, would it make god laugh?
If there is a god... maybe... it'd have to be one
it hasn't heard.
eternal bliss get a bit boring after awhile?
I would think so... what fun would it be?
You mean... DID they have souls... well I don't
know. I am going to say yes. I don't want a dinosaur
ghost haunting me if I was wrong
life on other planets, then are there alians in heaven too?
In order to answer these questions about heaven
properly, I would have to believe in it. However, I
do not. I do not know what happens after we die, but
I sure hope it isn't spent with a bunch of eternally blissful
people who do nothing wrong. That would be dull!
And heaven is a human concept... who knows what the aliens
okay to laugh at people in hell when you're up in heaven?
And throw things if you can.
afterlife, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in/died in for eternity?
I sense a huge theme about the afterlife sneaking
up... and yes you do. So don't die in the bathroom
with your pants around your ankles.
the4 ultimate answer to any question, no matter how profound,
thoughtful, or cosmic, merely "who cares?"
Not always... the person asking will say that they
care. The answer would be "I don't care" or
"42" if they really need one.
the three little pigs kept saying "not by the hair on
my chinny-chin-chin," waht the hell were they talking
Next time you are near a pig... take a good hard
look at it's skin. It is covered with little hairs.
And... you guessed it... there is hair on their chin.
Why that expression was used is beyond me however... it sounds
the world be a happier place if everyone would just strut
Uh... take a look at one of your older relatives
and answer your own question. Also, think of shrinkage
and those who live in areas that have winter.
can do anything, could he eat so much secret sauce he'd make
Well, the whole god issue again... but the sauce
isn't secret... at Burger King it's a salad dressing (i don't
remember the name... but it's that sick one), at SubWay it's
Italian salad dressing... and with access to the internet,
there is no secret sauce that is kept secret. But if
you do believe in god etc... then yes, it can.
god like food?
I'm getting annoyed... NO.
food in heaven?
No. You don't need food there.
here, and i've got about a dozen friends who go here, so i'll
just kill all of them.
Good call... what about that robin though???
Kill her first... ha ha
the song gloomy sunday: yeah, it's not the saddest song in
the world(that would be "something i an never have",
by nine inch nails) but it was probably the saddest song around
in the 40's, when it came out.
Well that was a sad time... no insane domain!
I'd kill myself too
univers a fleeting daydream of a magic super-beetle in some
Yes. Now you have the answer! Sure
you're wrong because the sock monkeys are running the show...
but good for you!
if god doesn't actually dig my youthful high jinks?
I don't think anyone does... so basically... it's
whoever kills you first.
yodeling in hell?
Listening to yodeling IS hell, even if you're alive.
if we think the jokes on them, but the jokes really on us?
Then we are more screwed then we thought....and
who laughs last then???
can we know for sure we're not dreaming all this, an that
actually we're just a brain in some mad scientist's laboratory?
We can't. Grapple with that...
of this information pertinent to real life?
Some of it... but mostly no.
Not in the way that we know it. For them
it is very brief.
do we know the sky isn't really green and we're all just colorblind?
We don't! But we're the ones who have defined
what green and blue are...
to start a small riot on my street at the stoke of midnight,
but noone was getting into it. for future reference how can
i get people motivated enough to pilage and loot their next
Make up some horrible lies about something... it
has to involve anti-government ideals. You could always
convince them that the world is ending, but you'll need blow
did you do for new years?
Was at home.. had some friends over and hung out
in the chat room.
is your fav. hangover solution? i like to eat alot of bread
to soak up the beer, but that doesnt healp with the head ache...
got any suggestions? and suggesting drinking it off doesnt
help. sincerely yours, Nikon.
Hmmm... well a pain reliever of some sort helps...
but lots of water before you go to sleep, and lots when you
wake up too... that helps...
the hell did you Y2K thing go? when are we gonna get to see
what others had to say?
I took it off after Y2K silly... and I'm going
to add it shortly. Boy... you people are sooooo demanding!
I do this when I can in between my jobs... if someone wants
me to do this full time... I would be more then happy to if
I was paid!!!!! Any offers???
were to want to have sex with you, would it matter what sex
i was? granted i'm female.. and you somewhat know me... in
that almost not at all sort of way, but if i was male would
it make a difference? do the insane really have limitations?
if so wouldn't that be a contradiction to the word insane?
No it wouldn't matter... it would just help me
to figure out what to bring. There are no limits to
being insane... as long as you're not sane... but who is to
dc!!!!!!!! it is bambie. happy new year! i got drunk on champagne,
and strawberry daqueris. how was yours? only nine months left
'till the wedding! sorry i haven't gotten back to you
in a while. u know how it iz. and to everybody else, leave
the damn smurfs alone!!!!!!!! they aren't here to piss us
off. why do it to them????? c-ya!
Mine was ok... Smurfs main focus is to piss us
off... why else would they be that annoying shade of blue?
will be know that you are the one chatting and not someone
else pretending to be you?
Because only I can change the side window and update
the domain... and therefore if i have to prove it... i can.
take the guy out of the elvies but u cant take the evlise
out of the guy guy ........how dose the work
I don't want to know... i think we should just
leave elvis dead and buried...
I only know sale pute.
a sec...seth whats your last name? i mean im wondering if
your the right seth because the seth i know would know who
Sure sure.. ha ha ha.... trying to cover it all
up... ha ha