you refer to clean nuggets it angers me... HEY!! Did you ever
realsize that it doesnt matter what you eat, becuase it will
look the same in the bathroom anyway... unless you eat dead
peoples toes.... ummmm [?]
What would you look like if you ate dead peoples
toes then??? I have been eating them for years and I think
I look ok.
didn't answer my question... I think it was gibberish, i forgot
the question.... but heres an IDEA how bout you answer the
gibberish questions with psycho babble, and the normal
crud with other normal crud?
Because the stupid crap takes up space and time.
So does the normal stuff, but at least you can read it.
That is EXACTLY why you don't have a section here where YOU
r u so sarcastic, is it because your sock-monkeys ran away?
where can i return them?
You can send them to me... through email... they'll
you ever been t-bagged?
no idea what that is, so I can't respond.
weres my mommy, do u know were my mommy is, mommy, mommy come
back mommy are u my mommy
I don't know where you're mommy is... and I sure
as hell ain't your mommy!
to kill my ex boyfreind for what he did to me how would u
In any way that looks like an accident... or you'll
end up in jail.
are starting to piss me off dude
And why would I care????
allows the stupid people to spawn?We should make a law or
The stupid people let stupid people spawn... they
should be sterlized!
see a movie that was so horrible, you wanted to poke
your eyes out with a red hot poker?
Hmmm... I think so... Julia Julia was really bad.
you realize you are a hypocrite? that is right you a hypocrite.
"THE OPPOSITE OF DOWN". now reference me bitch
FINE STUPID KELLYKINS.... Kellykins is the person
who always says the Oppisite of down in reply to what's up...
come pickle juice tastes like salty books?
I would like to know why you are eating books instead
of reading them!
man! it's been a long time since you answered any questions.
you lazy sod!
HEY! my laptop was BROKEN! even I get a vacation!
am i grounded?
Cuz you were stupid and got caught.
kind of computer do you have?
A good one for now.
i killed a crippled lady then took her whell chair for a trophy
would i be wrong?
It would only be wrong if she came back from the
grave and demanded it back and you said no.
are you the way you are
because I am.
a sanitarium is where they send crazy people to get sane again,
would an insanitarium be where they send sane people to go
Good idea!!! I like it!!!
are sock monkeys flying out of my nostrils, slamming into
walls, and then turning into little gelatinous love machines?
Why not? If that's their thing... who are
you judge them???
i try to impress my girlfriend when i invade the mind of my
Depends on the girl and the host really.
getting a horse this weekend and i am having trouble coming
up with a name for her. got any ideas?
How about Pumper?
the best placto find pictures of naked dead ladies on the
Haven't looked... try www.rotten.com or something!
someone took away my sock monkey and won't give it back.
I tried screaming, trowing rocks at him, I even tried to be
nice but it didn't work. What should I do?
Get a rifle! Then shoot. If that doesn't
work, go steal something of theirs, take a picture of it with
a knife at it and demand the monkey back or the item gets
says he/she/it hates you DC.Doesn't it realize how awesome
you really are?And where does SAnimal live?I think he/she/it
should be tortured until he/she/it joins your fan club.What
do you think
Where did SAnimal say HE hated me?? He's kinda
daft anyways... we barely tolerate him as it is... SAnimal
lives in a messy pit he calls home. I have a fan club???!!!!
Woah! I think that he should be forced to bow
down to me and give me all his money!
the light in the refrigarter go off when we shut the door
please i must know i made a bet with that dude that dosnt
leave my kitchen that i dose becuase i think that the food
is alive and they sleep when the light is turned off most
of the time and why wont that dude leave my kitchen?
Yes it does. There is a little switch that
is pushed down when you close the door that shuts off the
light. Saves you on hydro... you should be happy.
a real friend be there to help you move the bodies?
A real friend would, as well as help you eat them.
arent you answering questions?
I was away on vacation, and my laptop didn't work!!!!
do i see car lights as purple lights now? it fucks me
Try taking off the purple glasses... and relax
a bit on the acid.
would you do if your friends tried to tie you to a chair with
jumprope and tickle you to death?
I'm not ticklish. And I'd kick their asses.
friends think I'm insane, I tell them that if I was truly
insane, they wouldn't be alive anymore. But they still
think I'm insane, what should I do?
Spit, scream, kick and threaten until they think
what you tell them to
i pass my driving test?
depends... follow the driving test rules we have
here... and you'll do fine!
we teach our children by example,we have only our selves to
blame for who they become"(The Outter Limits)i belive
in this very strongly,i also pity those who cant teach theyre
children at all.im only 17 and i am very greatful for all
that ive been tought,these are my thougts on this quote.what
Well, I agree to a point...
but some kids have chemical imbalances etc and that is not
the parents fault or the kids. Plus... some kids, no
matter who the parents are, they will turn out to be little
fucked up freaks. In any cases, parents plop their kids
in front of a TV and then wonder what went wrong. I
think that it is both the kids and the parents who should
haven't answered any questions lately. Are you dead?
If so, tell me!
Vacation... like i said :)
CAN I FIND DRAWINGS DISCOVERYS
That makes no sense... so try the garbage.
you enjoy life and the reality around you?
My own reality is lovely... and you people are
just twisted dreams.
did bill hicks die of pancreatic cancer? why did he get cancer?
he was such a subversive, devious, intelligent person, and
he was so funny... the world lost out truly the day he died.
Because everyone dies. Obviously he had something
else to do.
can i meet a hot insane person like myself?
Where ever I am, and in strange places.
um um um.....i don't know...do you?
I know all.
is me again! The girl who actually asks you questions
about the questions you get. You say you are single,
but yet you aren't. What do the voices that you hear
Which voices??? there are so many...
answer 3 to 20 questions a day? Wow, I was thinking
more than that, but of course you probably trash over half
of the quetions you get. I assume that by looking at
all of these stupid questions. You must really have
some major patience to even waste your time on answering most
of these questions. I guess I need to get to the question
though. "Are you single?"
I have only not answered about 3 questions, and
that was due to the fact that they weren't questions, but
just random characters. Am I single? I am a single
being with many voices inside, as are all of us, yet we are
all still connected and not really single at all.
vampire squrriels outside my house waiting for me to come
out and bite me.
you ever had sex before?
How can I
make balloon animals?
1. Go out and buy balloons. The
long thin ones are the best.
2. Put on some fun music and stretch out the balloon.
3. Proceed to blow air into the balloon until it has a fair
amount of air in it. You should leave some balloon left at
the end so you can twist the balloon easier.
4. Ask the kids what kind of balloon animal they want. Kid
around with them a bit.
5. Announce what animal you are going to make and start a
6. Make the balloon animal by bending and twisting it into
7. Give the child the animal.
Isn't that easy??? You'll be the life of any kids party! It's
bigger than the separating thumb trick!
with you once, didn't i?
That all depends... what number did i scratch into
you like pearl jam?
I used to. I don't care for them much musically
now... but I do support their fight against ticketmaster.
i think my girlfriend is cheating whats the best way to find
out if she is?
There are a few options. 1. Ask
her. 2. Ask her friend who likes you. 3.
Follow her (be careful, if you get caught, you ruin it all).
4. Find her journal. 5. Kill
i psycho or psychic?
Neither. You're trying too hard... just relax
and everything will be fine... just fine...
do the fish like?
Fish like small weird things that experience weird
stuff. Read the article on Fish On Wheels... that is
the future of what fish will like...
Chris like me?
Not really. He is using you to get to your
best friend. It happens a lot... keep on reading...
you know any really funny jokes?
Yes I do.
i have a boyfriend i dump him... Why does he have to go for
my BEST friend??? do you know how much that sucks?
Has that ever happened to you?
I have never been dumped for my best friend, because
my best friends are all really UGLY. You see, that is
the trick. If you hang out with ugly people, you always
look better in comparison. Chicks do this at bars, the
"Fat Girl with Skinny Girl" thing. But guys
have to be nice to the fat girl to get the skinny girl to
notice, because the fat girl is for weeding out the losers.
i link to your site?
Yep, but you can't steal it's content.
lost the girl i truly loved.
Perhaps it wasn't love, but the idea of being in
love that you loved.
Not anymore... i quit quite a few months ago!
your life like completely suck? or is it just me?
It is COMPLETELY your life that sucks. Sorry
about your luck.
don't you get a chat room in here?
Build one for me and I will.
you want my eyeball? it's blue.
No thanks.. got two of my own. Thanks anyways!
answer that guys question, the best place to find naked dead
ladies on the internet is http://www.shownomercy.com
Well there you go!
Depends on your definition of cool. I am
of average temperature at the moment.
you a homosexual?
I can't say that I am, but I haven't experimented
so I can't be sure.
does love hurt so much?
Cuz if it didn't... what would be the point?
you ever been in love?
Yes I have. I have loved pets, people and
things. Love is a versatile word.
many stupid people dose it take to screw in a light bulb?cuz
i cant do it my self and i want to know how many friends to
Invite as many as you can, and the ones that show
up will give you your number. And add two, so that there
are people to send me stupid questions.
do chiropractors have such a bad reputaion??????
I am unaware of any reputation that chiropractors
people toe crap looks like... something.
Not exactly in the form of a question, but they
look like dead people toes. Sometimes they look like
skittles if they're real small and have no toenails.
is a blasphmy?
It is the act of dissing this site.
am i insane dont get me wrong i like being insane i just want
to know why i am insane?
Why not? If there was a logical reason, then
you aren't really insane at all.
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
Because stupid people are in a rush, and feel more
in a rush when they are slowed down.
the hell is that?
Exactly. Now send your money to me.
is my name the part of the paradox of the matter void?
Because the Great Void wanted it that way and who
are you to question it's motives?
i get dreadlocks?
Get? You mean grow? Sure.
i turn punk?
something on my shoulder and its giving me the evil eye what
should i do ?
It all depends on the size of the thing on your
shoulder. If it is small, grab it by its head and twist
until it snaps. If it is large, or your mother, just
ignore it and it will get upset that you're not listening
and leave to complain to other family members.
at jack-in-the-box last night. i had a shake and two sourdough
Excellent! It's about time people started
bestfriend mad at me 'cause his girlfriend likes me.
Because he is insecure at the moment and probably
worried that you'll be so flattered that you'll go for her.
Best thing to do is both of you ditch & forget about the
girl. Worse thing to do is sleep with her behind his
is the most discusting food you have ever eaten?
Mashed turnip that my mother made. It was
so gross that I spit it out and refused to eat another bite.
She was upset, but I refuse to put that shit in me.
is the question to the answer to the life, universe, and everything?
the answer is 42, so what was the question?(and yes, i'm giving
reference to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)
Thank you for adding the reference :) It
is an excellent book! The question was to be figured
out at the end of the Earth, but that came too early (by 5
mins) due to a highway being built. If anyone knows
the question... let me know!
is a condom?
Its what your parents should have figured out before
having sex in that dumpster.
you accepting any new members?
Not at the moment. What do you have to offer
dose it take to be insane...or sane for that matter?
If I told you, what would the point really be?
the hell did i just submit?
A stupid question.
love is back! she isn't gone anymore! hell yeah!
Oh yea. Boy is my life complete now.
come i have a man living in my oven he wont get out why is
he there and how come he wont get out ?
He is there because there is food on the inside
that he can live off of. When he goes to work at night,
clean out the oven and he won't live there anymore.
Be sure to keep your oven clean from now on.
all the world is a stage were does the audience sit
Out in space!!! Humans aren't the audience!
Earth is one giant comedy.
are the answers to the questionnaire? I want to see what everyone
There are so many that we are still working on
it... It's insane how many people answered!!!!
then like him, im in love with him. and hurts so much
when he talks about her, i want to be more then just his friend,
but i also want him to be happy and if that means listening
to him and just being his friend then thats what i will do
but its so hard, i dont know if i can get through it.
Well, you're going to have to. Either say
something which may end in uncomfortableness, or just get
used to not being able to be more then friends FOR NOW.
Who knows... maybe someday, but don't spend your life waiting.
A friendship is worth more then a guy.
really really like this guy but he likes/loves some one else...what
can i do?
Nothing. Find someone else!
do all the guys go for my sister?
Maybe your sister is easy, and in that case, you
don't want those guys. Either that, or you aren't a
very friendly or interesting people. It also depends
on if you are in school and what grade. If you are in
high school or lower, the odds are that guys around you are
still very immature and go purely for looks and popularity.
Not all guys do this, but most are indeed led by their pecker.
If you are a nasty bitch who complains and whines all the
time, and you never brush or wash your hair, then the fault
lies on you.
when i said that i have lost my love, i didn't mean our relationship
ended, i meant she still loves me, but she's GONE.
Well then be happy you had that love, the love
was returned, and that the love never faded.
worry; i wouldn't even think of stealing the any of the contents
of this site. that would be damn near blasphemy.
ha ha ha... I like that!!!
will books hurl themselves off the roof?
On December 11th at 8:30PM
i rectny used some ofthe stuff from your site on my personal
web page, then noticed a thingy that said anything used had
to be given full credit and a link back to the site, i did
this. but PLEASE still go to check it out to make sure i really
really dont want to be sued for stealing any of your stuff
and some junk....email me at AcidBath54@aol.com and tell me
what the hell to do the web site url is www.angelfire.com/ct/fireyhell,
Well, I'd prefer that you link to my site but if
you put that link at the top and the bottom then I'm happy
and I'm sure the others will be too. Actually making
The Insane Domain.com a link would make me happier as well.
Other then that... rock on...
my home were accidentally burnt down using karosine, malotov
cocktails, a rag or two, maybe a deceased sock puppet, and
a blue tip strike anywhere match.....would they catch the
That depends on if he stands there with a sign
saying "i'm the arsonist" or not. Also, if
columbo is working on the case... the arsonist is SCREWED.
you think that on my 18th birthday, I could actually find
someone slutty enough to sleep with me?
Sure! There are lots of them out there! No
one said they were good looking though... or not full of disease.
does music these days really suck?
You're listening to the wrong stations, wrong cds,
and at wrong levels of volume.
up with my boyfriend and he won't leave me alone. He
follows me everywhere I go. What should I do?
Well, I have heard people bitch about this, when
it was all in their head. Describe exactly how he is
"not leaving you alone" and how he is following
you. Then I'll let you know what to do.
trying to take over the world. Do you have any suggestions
on how to achieve this?
No. Why would I tell you how to do it when
I'm doing it before you.
is why cats can't take over the world, and if they do, it
wont work out: THe persains/other purebreds will end up all
snobby, and snooty and crap, and then all the tabbies will
remember thier free lives, instead of being ruled over by
furniture scratching fat cats!! So then they willl revolt,
and win... and eveerything will be normal.
Cats already have taken over the world, they just
use us as puppets to do their bidding. Sure, they let
us go around and do what we want most of the time, but when
it's time to eat... you better believe we're gonna hear about
it. Some excellent thought was put into your submission
however, so you win the DC good question award.
in love with some one that is not in love with me and i seriously
dont know what to do. Its seriously killing me in side. I
love him so much. i know that this is not a question but i
really need some help.
Oh man... STOP THE DAMN WHINING!!!! Get over
it already!!!! I'll tell you what to do SHUT UP AND
GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE. No kidding you need help... go
get a shrink. If this person is the only thing in your
life, then your life SUCKS and you need a damn hobby.
Now STOP whining! How old are you anyways??? 12? 13?
is bambie again, i know y'all hate weddings, but i am having
a renniassance wedding. it will be neat and unusual. no royalty,
we are all gonna be peasants. this will take place on 10/14/00.
whatcha think of the ideah? please be serious.
It is a good idea. There are some wedding
ideas at http://www.brainybrides.com and I can get Anna
to send you info on weddings too if you'd like.
are y'alls real names? mine is bambie and people sometimes
don't believe me. do any of you have wierd names like mine?
Cyan (a friend of ours) is the only one with an
odd name. I think it's cool that her name is a color.
are you really? Male or female?
I'm a sock monkey.
my oven out daily like u said i should do but the guy who
lives there just moved into my refirgerater now what should
i do about him?
clean the refrigerator, and buy crappy foods like
night i was adopted by aliens
would happen if i burped into a jar and i spray painted a
then you would have a burp in a jar in a different
IS FUCKIN WRONG WITH MY FUCKIN LIFE!?
Not sure. Could be your breeding, could be
your constant bitching.
that you don't play Pokémon. You don't like them or
Why would I? They are for children.
Pocket monsters... how scary.
so hard to be nice to him but God some times i just want to
take a rope and strangle him. I'm afraid that one day all
this anger inside is going to surface and ill ruin what friendship
i have with him. But hes not very considerate of other people's
feelings, but i love him and i would do anything for him no
matter what i have to go through. i seriously need some help.
I dont know what to do.
I don't see any questions here... and not very
much information. Can't help you.
do you do when your in love but you cant have the person your
in love with or that person is just not in love with you?
Then shut up and get over it. That's it.
Find a hobby.
you say "Give in and give it all to me!" what if
they give you bad stuff? like dildos and crusty escalators.......
or dead peoples toenails!!
Not anyone I know.
YOU HAVE A SAYING THAT I CAN USE FOR A SENIOR SAYING?
Use for a senior saying? Like old people???
ha haha... or a damn yearbook saying? Say "See
you all in 10 years when I gun you down at the reunion."
started this page? And if it was a group of people... then
who are they?
This page started in 1996, at the hands of an insane
person, JCP. The first few pages were rough and frankly
quite ugly. But the dream stayed alive. By 1997,
the name The Insane Domain had been adopted, and items such
as Ranting, Raving Reviews and People That Suck had begun.
SAnimal and myself (DC) joined in, and began adding sections
and updating the ones JCP had begun. Sylvia joined us
about 2 years ago. We're thinking of adding the older
pages back on here, so you can laugh at them... :)
that you are cool. WHat do you have to say to that??
Thanks, but I think you should get out of the house
more. So you can buy me stuff.
What do you
think of the name Laina? I cant stand it cuz nobody
can pronounce it!
Great, then no one can give you
shit cuz they're never talking to you if they can't say your
name. "who did it?" "laina" "who?
Lena?" "no, laina" "who?" "nevermind,
Judy did it."
because people are human and that's what humans
are good at.
you could fight anyone in the world, who would it be?
Well if i could fight anyone and WIN, I would fight
Tie Domi. Normally, he would kick my ass, but he is
a great fighter and it'd rock to fight him.
you could fuck anyone in the world, who would it be?
Who ever the richest and oldest person is, male
or female. Then they'd die, but not without putting
me in their will to receive all of their wealth.
admitted to sucking a retarded kids dick all last year(the
sick fuck) but now he says he didn't. why?
Maybe he and the retard had a falling out and he's
still a bit bitter. You're not much a friend if you
don't hear his cry for help. Try going out for coffee
with him, or letting him suck yours.
you smell what the rock is cooking?
No, but I'm getting a cold so my sense of smell
isn't that great. I'm sure whatever it's cooking is
good... stoned food always is.
did monica albright suddenly go all preppy on Twitch and Mojo?
No idea what show that is... so I will assume that
she did because the wardrobe sucked and the writers were trying
to have her quit.
is my penis?
You don't have one... oh wait... there it is...
can anybody have fetishes?
does my cats asshole smell pleasant?
Because you have been licking it all day and did
a wonderful job.
my food getting cold?
Yes. Now shut up and eat it.
is 5 :33 PM central, tuesday. what is bill clinton up to right
Probably about the knees.
should i only hit submit once?
Because I said so. You don't need any other
sucks... I dont like blasphemy... I dont like the government
either. Now let's stare at the fish!!!
Don't you think that staring at the fish makes
it feel uncomfortable? How rude of you.
you get really drunk on your 21st b-day?
Yes. But remember, in Canada, the legal drinking
age is 19. So it was no big deal on my 21st birthday.
Since no one thinks about this - NOT EVERYONE LIVES IN THE
you have a problem with garden gnomes stealing your socks?
No. We have talked it over and come to a
you believe that cheese is the substance of life?
Really old (like 7 year old) cheddar is.
That crappy swiss cheese certainly isn't... all holey and
old are you?
your favorite kind of sandwich(sub, club, any kind)?
a triple fried egg chilli chutney sandwich made
by my friend Dave.
on Purple socks with pom poms
That's great. Too bad it's not a question.
If it wasn't for the pom poms, I would have deleted this question.
Pom Poms rule.
your favorite kind of pie?
Hmmm... pumpkin or kid pie.
old are you people? are you all male? what state do you live
in? sorry if i sound like a questionare. i am human and i
We are all between the ages of 22 and 27.
No we are not all male. We do NOT live in any state,
as I mentioned before not all people live in the US!!!!!!
We are CANADIAN!
can you find the guy of your dreams?
Lay out a trail of porn magazines and raw beef
to your door. Then club him over the head and tie him
to a lazy boy. After three days and three meals, he's
yours. Either that or go to a yacht club and find the
richest old man and sleep with him. Make sure you get
included in the will.
want to live anymore, will some one kill me!
Ok, but I have some forms for you to fill out first.
do i have to keep fuckin falling in love with guys that arent
in love with me!?
No idea. Maybe you're setting your sights
too high... or you are purposely liking guys who won't like
you back so that you won't get close to someone and then get
come every time I stare at something for a long time, everything
else around me gets really, really dark? Is there a
ghost hovering over me?
Two seperate questions.... first answer, because
that's what happens, if you don't like it, don't stare.
Second answer, yes, but not always.
no, no... monica albright was one of our friends(i am mojo
and he is twitch)who suddenly turned preppy and became a snob.
sorry, i just had to clear that one up.
Sure, now I can sleep.
you to a Pokémon match, you can refuse if you want to.
No one can beat me!
That's great. How about this, I don't play
that little game, so catch all you want.
do i suddenly want to send u all my money and all my
stuff of vaule to u?
I don't know, but don't fight the urge! Give in
and give it all to me!
just caught a fart and spraypainted it purple. it's in my
pocket. what should i do with it now?
Mail it to me. I don't have purple yet.
is EZCheese such a great investment?
Because if you eat enough of it, you'll live forever.
Market that and you'll be rich forever.
is your birthday?
Every year actually. Seems kind of frequent,
but I insist that it's not because I'm trying to get gifts
is rob zombies original name?
some advice, please.
Kill yourself and leave anything of value to me.
Be sure to kill a few friends and your family before yourself
does mr.worsham say no everytime i ask him a question?
Because you're always asking to go to the bathroom
and we all know you don't really have to go.
don't you love me anyway?
Because love is a disease designed by banks to
make you spend all your money so you have to borrow more.
the guys at the pentagon reading this?
not sure, but it's a good idea for when i take
over the planet. They probably aren't because they don't
have the internet up their asses where their heads are.
are hillbillies into gay shit?
because straight shit is so neat and tidy.
They like to be loose and wet.
am i hairy?
blame your parents... it's all their fault.
you spit or swallow cum? for free, that is.
For free? no... i don't do anything for free.
the bus? never.
does everyone think im morbid and different when all im doing
is being myself? i think they're all ugly, but i don't tell
Well stupid people like to share their opinions
on what is morbid and what isn't. You can tell them
they're ugly when you're their boss.
do guys think breasts are the COOLEST things in the world.
Because they don't have them, and if they do, they
certainly don't want them.
was that dudes name? you know, the guy on that movie who had
that hair... and he was always wearing that shirt. he had
that wierd hat, too. WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT? i can't remember.
a hedgehog in my cubbard, a sense of security in my pocket,
a ren in my stimpy, a burger in the fridge, a fool in the
white house, and an unreadable, kickass girlfriend. am i well
Yes, but only because of the girlfriend.
Everyone else has the other stuff.
everythings changed. when i was 12, i was perfectly happy
with porno, and if i did have a girlfriend, it wasn't something
to worry about, only to have fun with. then this so called
"love" and 'heartbreak" thing came in fucked
it all up, and i realized that porno sucks, woman are treasures...
and now fall in love and get my heart broken. shit don't get
me wrong, i'm not whining, i'm just curious: why can't i ever
go back to those simple days?
You can, but it requires drugs, and you going out
with 12 year olds, which will land you in jail where you don't
have to worry about it.
limp bizkit and kid rock. what about you?
I can't hate limp bizkit because they toured with
Faith No More, and since Faith No More is wonderful, I will
not diss whoever opens for them. As for kid rock...
no opinion... haven't listened.
your favorite TV show, movie, song, band, person, cat, sockmonkey,
TV show... I have a few... simpsons, red dwarf,
70s show. Movie - toys, mortal kombat, contact.
Song - Anything by Faith No More. Band - duh... Faith
No More. Person - me. Cat - mine Sock monkey
- same as person.
you have any piercings?
I used to have my eyebrow pierced, but it pushed
itself out after 4 months. I am thinking of doing it
again though. Not including that since it's gone, I
deep is the deepest spot in the ocean?
Too damn deep for me to go down there with a tape
is your favorite birth control device/method?
For you? Not having sex... but you should
consider getting fixed too. Just in case.
is your mothers maiden name?
I don't know... I'll check my label.... oh no!
It's been ripped off!!! I think it was Contains New
keep calling me devil-child. Should I be worried? Why do they
keep calling me this???
Why worry... DC stands for Demon Child...
you should be happy... but don't steal my name.
come you've only given one good question award?
I had only thought of it that day.
you ever wonder why the world is so paranoid about Y2K?
Its just another year like all the other ones. All it
is is 2000. When the year 1000 came around people didnt
even use the same calander system. Most of them couldnt
even read! So im not really understanding what the big
deal is all about!
The big deal is about the four digits in your computer
that say 1999. When computers were first designed, space
was expensive and to save space someone came up with the idea
of using only the last two digits (99) and assuming that the
first two were 19. This saved a lot of space, but as
we got closer to 2000, they realized that it had to be changed.
So the whole problem is the older systems. Even then,
some it doesn't matter, and all you'll have to do is reboot.
The main problems are things that rely on the dates, like
accounting or hydro etc. If your home computer can't
handle it... then big deal... it will work until you get a
am i so stuiped and why am i here is it to annoy the hell
out of people like u ?
Well you spelt stupid wrong... but you're not annoying
me... it takes more then that.
happen to the Pinatas?
They got annoying.
do i become a member? I've got some great sockmonkeys.
No one can become a full member anymore.
They can become friends... but no more members. We'll
let everyone know when that changes.
do you and i am think that i don't watch big brother ingsoc
1984 iggy pop and sid vicious... jesus and material goods...
i have seen the game in the wild and it is good... i have
a mobster lobster and a pot holder/roach clip on my head.
jack in the box. 1984. i was drrropping a/c/i/d/ and the bottle
broke and i took too much- what should i do? nevermind. i
see god. i'll ask him.
Hahahaha.... let me know what your god said
do they get the monkies to do that crap on TV??
Training and lots of bananas!
the "day" in labor day capitalized?
Doesn't look like it. But if I wrote it like
Labor Day, then it is.
you feeling better?
Somewhat... thank you for asking
bored. any suggestions on what i can do to make the boredom
Fun. fun makes boredom go away. Sounds
like a long shot... but trust me.
come you havent been answer questions lately????
I was sicker then a sock monkey full of vomit.
you spit or swallow?
Depends on what it is and how much I'll be paid
is the munchkin man?
He's the guy from munchkin land. duh....
are you on vacation AGAIN?
No... sick. Very sick. Hospital sick.
They had to re-stuff me.
a representative of all sockmonkeys, i say that you're a poser.
Then you are not a true sock monkey. Also,
this is not a question....
like the higgins of the house. do YOU?
Well I don't have one.. but if I did... I don't
think I would.
cum in my pants. what should i do?
Wipe it off... or wash it out... don't give it
to a girl you like and ask her to clean it or lick it off...
she'll slap you.
say you're 22, do you wish you were younger or older?
Depends on the day and the charges.
am i always so cool i feel like a popsical all the time why
Well, get that stick out of your butt, and live
somewhere warmer... then you'll feel more normal.
is the meaning of life?
you follow your driving test ideas when takeing your driveing
SAnimal wrote those... and I never listen to him...
question to the answer to life, the universe, and everything
is 6x7 (or is it 7x6???). Anyway, theres your answer (or is
it also a question...?)
It is both the question and the answer. Once
you realize the truth, you discover that neither matters.
are sock monkeys? And where can you buy them?
Sock monkeys are monkeys made of socks. You
can buy them lots of places... or make your own!
ask DC questions be called "Tell stuff to DC"? after
all, my question won the good question award, and its not
even a question:)
Exactly! Who said it had to make sense?
a male sockmonkey. admit it.
I am a sock monkey.
my cat is the leader of all those street cats outside my house.
Everytime I see them, they are always following my cat and
they even try to get into fights with other cats that try
to fight my cat. I'm not making this up, what's up with
my cat? Is he some sort of supercat or something? By the way,
name is Nightmare.
Well nightmare, your cat is the ruler of the cat underground.
Be proud, be happy, and make sure that food is out every day
or they'll be piss to clean up.
plotting someone's demise. Any suggestions?
Don't get caught & make it look like an accident.
do you damn canadians have to have such light money? damn
vending machines won't take canadian dimes...
Not sure... probably because it knows that its
really worth 5 cents.
i went up to New Jersey to steal a mans pants do you think
it would persuade him to come all the way down to texas to
retrieve them? and if so which sock monkey should he bring?
Yes I think you can... and he should bring the
pantless sock monkey. You know, the green one.
you going to add more conversations anytime soon?
Soon... no one will talk to me anymore over icq.
wants to buy my purple Sock Monkey because they never seen
a purple Sock Monkey. He's giving me $50. Should
I sell it to him or keep it?
Hmmmm.... that depends on how attached you are
to the sock monkey, if you think it will be treated well,
and if you have a sock monkey to replace it.
has that staff god gave him... it's the staff of god for moseses
sakes!! He'd kick jesuses ass with it. (Yeah, imm a jewish
dude) And think abouut it, jessus betrayed by his own "father"*cuz
god gave moses the staff, and christain say Jesus is god son)
I forgot about that staff... hmmm... it's gonna
be a close fight....
do you think cats meow?? meow really isnt a word, its a sound..
but we gave it a word. Do you think the americans like
making useless words to make themselves feel better?
Yes they do. In fact, their whole economy
is centered around it. That and useless products.
you and Anarchist(I am)? communist? democrat? Republiccan?
Anti-politician? Athiest? Satanist? Buddhist? Paganist(All
hail Loki)? Murderer? Fachist(I forgot the correct spelling)?
No, no, no, no, no, no, was but not anymore, no,
never heard of paganist only pagan, not telling, no, no, sometimes.
reading through some RedMeat comics the other day and something
hit me, at first i thought it was my sock monkey flinging
it's feces at me, but then i realized it was a "revalation".
how do i go about publishing this "revalation" and
will anyone listen? will you listen? About that "revelation"
it turned out it was my sock monkey throwing it's feces at
me. do you suggest 409 or Fantastik to get the stains out
of my carpet?
I would suggest getting a whole new carpet and
floor. Even then the smell might linger.
it wasnt for my horses i wouldnt have been in challage for
2 years what the hell dose that mean
It means that the horses kept that person living.
Who knows... sounds stupid... smack the person who said it.
let me get something straight....you don't believe in God,
but you believe in sock monkeys....what kind of stupid shit
Exactly! Why would anyone believe in a god
when there's sock monkeys! See, someone gets it!
would win a fight? Jesus or Moses? I've been thinking
about this for far too long....
Hmmm.... I think Jesus would win due to the fact
that he had more well-fed friends. Moses only had slaves
as friends, and they're too weak.
your new shirts are the coolest.. did you know that my sock
monkey believes he has direct access to god? he thinks
he is all mocho, and struts around the house holding some
sacred leaves!! how do you stop such a holy sock?? oh nevermind
he.. AHHHHHH ..........
Thank you... and your sock monkey is ill.
Douse him with water and keep doing that until he calms down
& his fever breaks. Then replace his stuffing.
a purple chicken what should i do with it
Do what ever it is that you do with normal chickens...
talk to it. Don't treat it different because of the
color of it's feathers.
am I and my diciples considered a cult while the Boyscouts
are an "organization"?
Because the boy scouts organize a hostile take
over of our youth, while you're just hoping for it and not
actually making any plans.
does santa get all those toys into one big bundle of love?
He doesn't, the elves do.
you believe in God? If you do ask yourself this if god
has always been there and nothing before him, then, what?!!
No I don't.
life part of the eternal dream of the divine sock monkey?
Or is it that we are all going to hell?
Earth is hell if there such a place. Life
is just a big dream that never seems to end, and when it does,
you wake up and don't remember a thing.
you think that rock music is being killed by all these genre
names? think about it; classic rock, industrial, ska, punk,
rockabilly, rap-rock, heavy metal, nu metal, death metal,
grunge, oldies, indie, acid rock, soft rock, country rock...
i mean shit, does everything have to be rigidly classified?
I think it is somewhat, but it lets some bands
be quite large in their own genre, where before they'd be
unclassified and never discovered. I personally don't
classify all the music i like... it's too difficult.
I think that the names are more for commercialism.
can i get the deebiysit to leave me alone?
A long sharp stick. Prod until left alone.
my friend of becoming a speed freak. he shows every single
symptom of it, and he once told me he did meth, and when i
called him an idiot, he said he was just kidding. what should
i do? there's no evidence, really, to implicate him other
than his behavior.
Then get hard evidence. Other then that...
never answered that part of my question; what's your favorite
Not sure... I like so many. Asimov, Douglas
Adams, Red Dwarf books... Lots!
sockmonkeys don't like one of my friends. whenever they see
her, they cower in corners and stare at her. should i trust
Not at all. The sock monkeys are always right.
in canada do you live?
yu an atheist or an agnostic?
you in love?
Yes, with many things.
was the last movie you saw?
Last movie I saw was when a few friends came over
and we watched Toys with Robin Williams. That's a cool
your favorite website?
Mine... hahaha... did you expect any less?
really have a question. I just wanted you to know
that I think piercings are sexy.
I think it all depends on where they are, if they're
infected and what is through them. I personally like eyebrow
you ever feel that if you knew what you did when you were
a baby, you would do some things differently? i dont
think i would.. Babys always get away with doing really bad
things all the time!!! I should know i have a nefew
around the house..
I would do many things differently, such as not
working, and shitting my pants. Maybe people would think
I'm cute again.
you consider letting me add stuff to your page?
No. You're not a member.
you updating the quotes any time soon?
Maybe. We've been working on insane gear.
for starters, I'm on the edge of flunking chemistry.
If you had the choice to get out of chemistry would you?
But consider the fact that I need to have knowlege in chemistry
and I have to put up with it in college. Again, would
you stay in chemisty?
No. But I don't need it. Why would
you be taking something you don't like? That's a waste
of time and money.
sitting around having a coke right? I open it and fizzy
stuff goes all over the place!! Then i take a sip and it tasted
like someone spat in it! Once that happened I
set it on the table and my cat pushes it off the table!!
What do you think is up with this soda!?!?!?
Just throw it out... don't ask... don't turn back...
just toss it.