if you call someone an asshole, and the cal you a jumperbitch,
what do you call them back?
You don't call them anything back. You rush over to
where they are, and punch them out. If they don't
go unconscious right after the first hit, keep hitting them
until they do.
you the God of Insanity?
No. There is no God or Goddess of insanity. It
is it that the lollypop men only eat cheese?
Because that is the best thing to insure wonderfulness.
do you win an argument you're having with yourself out loud
in public? (the"bad"side)
Shout out "that's it! I'm leaving you forever!"
and since you can't leave yourself, both of you will burst
out laughing and get along for another 5 mins.
does it mean when the voices in your head say "in the
land of chocolate you can eat your own toes"
Listen to them. When you figure it out, then you truly
understand the "way".
No one invented it, it just is, was and continues to be.
Who are you to question it?
did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Damn. I've lost my tractor. Oh no. Bring
Green=4, Red=3 and Brown=7, what colour is 3934598734598347534?
come I have eleven toes?
Well, you've had a lot to drink, so you are seeing 11 toes
instead of the 5 you normally have.
you figured it out?
I have everything figured out, I just don't share it all.
dumb is pronounced "dum" what is the true meaning
of the b?
B is the secret letter added by the government to track how
people insult each other. Every time you say it or type
it, a message gets sent that contains your name and number,
and the context you were using the word in.
are the hanson boys? did they die yet?
Hanson boys? Are those the hockey guys? I'm not
sure about them, they might have killed each other.
i ever be a mananager of a cholacate factory with talking
mooses walking around in hot pink speedos?
Absolutely! Why not! It's innovative people like yourself
that is the driving force of future generations.
does abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz stand for?
Now if I told you, they'd have to change the code again.
I was probed by an alien adn now I can't shit, why?
The probe top broke off. Simply get an enema.
A cold water one might work.
if a dog humps a cat, and then a pig humps that same cat,
what do you get?
A sore cat.
I have a question, waht the hell was my question?
Your question was "Can I send DC all my money and valuable
possessions." The answer is yes.
why don't the french women shave?
Why should they? They don't believe in doing that, so they
don't. You know, it is kinda fucked up to shave off
hair that grows on us... no other animal does this.
That's humans for ya.
don't dogs and cats have belly buttons???
The belly button is where your umbilical cord was
attached. Cats & dogs have these, but their cords
never came off. They are the tails.
some crazy problems: I wasn't done!! where did my doggie go?
is he there? if you have seen him contact me at oh!!! there's
my doggie!! oh wait.... nevermind
I'm glad I could help.
peanutbutter is made out of peanuts, and butter is made out
of milk, how many penguins can fit into an icecream truck?
11 King penguins and 45 normal ones. But they aren't content
to simply be shoved in an ice cream truck.
dixie wrecked and i can not find it... can YOU tell me where
is the lost and found??
The lost and found has been lost. If anyone knows where
it is, or has seen it lately, please contact us. If
we do not find it, we will make another.
alien offered me a sucker to go into his spaceship, I said
no, so he said "sup g, wanna go for a ride", so
I went, did I do the right thing?
Of course! Space ship rides are the best. Just don't
bend over, and watch where you sit.
a major problem, the aliens abducted my pants, and my sock
monkeys, what will they go after next? and why did they take
my beloved sock monkeys?
They will go after your sea monkey collection. The aliens
that stole your sock monkeys are monkey lovers. They
will proceed to steal anything and everything that could even
be remotely like monkeys from you. Save yourself the terror
and put it all on your front lawn for them.
I did. I was bored.
night a giant blob came into my bed and chewed off my noise.
How could i get my noise back?!?!
Find the blob and steal it back!!! What the hell else would
do i always poop my bed
Because you sleep in your toilet. You've been doing things
wrong for awhile now!!!
is inSANity? YOU know the one who YOUR banner speaks
I can't answer that
for fear of death. All I can say is... TIME. You
know what to do.
if a car wrecks into a street...True or False?
I have, however, experienced True. It was very strange and
I hope to never see that again. I couldn't sit for a
have a question... but I don't know what it was can YOU tell
me what my question was so I can ask it?
was "Is it ok for me to sign over all my money and belongings
to you?" and my answer is "Sure!" I expect
to see it all in a week.
is Bob? And why does he follow me all the time?
Bob is your friend. You're the one who asked him to
follow you by sleeping with him and never leaving his home.
I ever be SANE or am I cured with inSANity?
Sane is boring. Why would you want to be sane?
DC go out with me?
That all depends on where and who's paying. Also, do
you put out?
my washer broken or something...its not eating my socks I
can't seem to lost any.
Try sprinkling salt on the socks before you throw them in.
Perhaps your socks are way too clean to be eaten. Try
wearing them for a week, then turning them inside out and
wearing them for another week. That might do it.
is the difference between a dead cow and a broken belt???
If I do not get the answer I will flunk!!
The broken belt doesn't moo. It also owns more property,
and can be held accountable for it's actions.
what if I do not know how to use a condom I'm fucking 16
so what! What are YOU going to do about it?
It's not my fault I'm not into sex. I'm a guy
I can do what ever I want with my body ...YOU hear me
So what you're saying is that you don't know how to use a
condom? One tip you may need to know, it goes on your
penis. Other then that, do what ever you want.
are the super squirrels going to take over the earth?
Hopefully never. I'm hoping the cats will beat them
color is a fart?
Look in your underpants... you'll find out. Either that
or look at a friends ass while they fart. You might
have to get in real close.
am I ?!? What is this thing infront of me?
Well that's two questions, but I'll be nice and answer them
You are because of irresponsible
people who couldn't figure out how a condom worked.
The thing in front of you is
a monitor. If you smash your head into it repeatedly,
then it will look different.
is the purpose of the pinky toe on the left foot?
That is something that humans have been wondering
for year. I think that is it due to the fact that two
pinky toes on the right foot would just be wrong.
do you do if a big pile of poo starts talking to you
How about if they email me with stupid questions?
You answer. But barely.
do i have worms
They aren't worms. I don't know what they
are, but they aren't worms. I think it's time to re-evaluate
your current bathing situation.
you be my friend?
will lawn gnomes take over earth?
Because it is destined that it be that way.
So be nice, and stop pissing on them.
my sock monkeys have been acting strangely, they have not
clean the lint from the dryer in over a month, what is wrong
with my monkeys?
You haven't been treating them right. If
they continue to be neglected, they will start pissing on
your clothing and pillow. No amount of washing gets
that smell out, so be nice to them, and take them out for
aliens have been abducting my friends pants and I'm afraid
I may be next, what precautions should I take to ensure that
the aliens don't abduct my pants?
Burn all of your pants. If they can't have
them, no one will! If you don't want to burn them, here
are some other tips:
-wear all your pants all the time
-smear your own shit all over all your pants
-surround yourself with stupid people who never wear pants
with belts so they get them, not you
-tell Steve to leave you alone.
is my foot green if i was supposed to go to my moms?
If you removed the thing that is covering your
foot, you will see that the green was just a foot covering,
is this thing on?
On? Online? yes.
does my ass shoot out flames when I eat frogs?
What is everyone's obsession with asses? Is it because
you can't take a good hard look at your own without a mirror?
Time to think about other things!!!! And in responses
to the question, it's because you're eating flaming frogs.
do you do when everyone thinks you're sane , but actually
you are the most insane person you know , all of them?
You keep your fool mouth shut. You set up your closet
with insane items (some of which can soon be purchased here)
and confine your insaneness to your closet until you are completely
sure that you are indeed insane and ready to share it with
the world. Insanity is a wonderful choice for life,
but you have to be strong enough to stick with it.
does my ass emit weird noises after I've eaten beans?
It is your asses way of saying thank you for burning it's
delicate mouth. You may experience a burning sensation
for a few hours, but it will fade away. Also,
be sure to not emit these sounds around others.
is there a blue canary in the outlet by the light switch?
The canary is there due to a freak warping n time and space.
If you look next Thursday, it may turn yellow.
did you steal my tu-tu , and why was i not informed when the
1812 war was fought in 1816?
First, because you weren't here to ask, and second, we sent
you an email, check your deleted folder.
do you do if you find a blob of jello chasing you down the
The only thing you can do... RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!
do you do if a 116 pound dingo eats your baby?
Take the money out of the college fund, bury what's left
of the brat, then go vacation somewhere nice after I pay to
have myself fixed so no more demon children pop out with my
the hell do you put those STUPID, not to mention RETARDED
questions on there?!?!?!?!
Retarded people keep sending them in, and stupid retarded
people keep reading them! Ha ha... also, because without
stupid questions, there will never be stupid answers... and
where will we be then? Exactly.
should you do if your spork begin to taste like a penis?
Stop eating and
start interrogating everyone around you. There is a reason
it tastes that way, and it ain't pretty.
do you do if you go skinny dipping with a cow and you find
yourself swimming in jello when you see 3 sock monkeys eating
Turn away and forget
that you ever saw it. Just be careful zipping up your
pants. Sock monkeys are spooked easily while eating...
don't attempt to retrieve the underwear, just let them go.
do you do if your best friend runs off with your goat?
First of all, you
decide if you actually LIKE the goat. If you are just
infatuated with it, then it's not worth it. If you do
like the goat, you proceed to hunt them down, kill your so
called best friend and bury the body. You force the
goat to watch, and threaten it. You then implant a chip
in the goat, so if you suddenly realize it ran off again,
you can hit a button and it will explode.
is my real dad?
The truth is, you
don't really have a father. You see, they mixed you
up in a test tube with synthetic sperm as an experiment.
Your mother is just your birth mother, not your biological
one, as the egg was also synthetic. But you see, your real
dad is the one that you love, even if it's two of them.
Family isn't always blood.
do cows fly on Monday nights with the yellow monkey with the
purple flowers in his hair?
Because that is the
proper night to do so. Tuesdays are for purple monkeys
and yellow flowers, Wednesdays are for Howler monkeys with
blow-darts, Thursdays for Gibbons with parachutes, and Fridays
are for geese with grenades.
would the pigs do if YOU were raped by a goat that has 3 1/2
They'd be very upset,
and frankly, so would I.
do you do if your igloo melts and the Eskimo comes out and
beats you up cause he thinks you melted it
First of all, stay very quiet.
Do not confirm nor deny that you melted his igloo. Crouch
down and when he shakes his fists at you, harpoon him in the
belly. He will kick an scream for a bit, but that's
what the other harpoon is for. Drive it quickly into
his throat, as that will cut off the horrible screaming coming
from his mouth.
Once he has
stopped kicking, peel off his clothing and shove it under
some snow. You will have to move quickly now, as the
smell of blood may attract some animals. Take out your
knife, and proceed to slit him open from throat to his groin.
(Be sure to remove the harpoons.)
Now, if it is
cold outside, the body and blood will freeze quickly, making
your job more difficult, but less messy. But if conditions
were enough to melt the igloo, then the job will be messy,
but the flesh will be easier to cut.
Now, as this
is quite a long a detailed procedure, I will not write it
all here. However, the end result is the most delicious
and tender meat you've ever had.
is a derogatory word, as they prefer to be called Inuit.
your a square, should you be seen with circle?
Usually the answer
is yes. However, when accompanied by rectangles, the
answer is no.
you are seen, how should you explain?
Lie. Just lie
and say you don't know it.
Why do I
want to hurt Carrottop?
it's just natural actually.
won't that guy get out of my bathroom?
Have you asked
him to? I find that bathroom dwellers are usually quite friendly.
do people eat shit and then shit it back out???
It can save you a lot in grocery bills.
the hour hand ever get jealous since the minute and second
hands move faster then it?
the opposite actually. The other hands are jealous of
the hour hand, as it does not do much work but is considered
more important by society then the other hands. It's the boss,
so it does less, moves less and gets all the credit.
much lamb milk should someone drink daily??
The Food People (TM)
suggest that 2 servings a day is good. Obviously, a
bit more is ok, but do not exceed 4 servings a day without
consulting a doctor of some sort.
your going down a skill hill, and you lose a wheel, will it
take the same amount of pan cakes to cover a doghouse?
many uninformed people would say yes, the answer is indeed
no. If I have to explain it, then you do not deserve to know.
would YOU do if some 852lb albino professional whore asked
YOU for YOUR goat?
her borrow it, but would put a chastity belt on it so it wouldn't
are the other uses for Goat Meat?
besides the normal uses for goat meat such as fun and sculpting
animal shapes out of them, you can also pile lots of it on
top of each other and have a mountain o'meat. While
this is fun for the first bit, once it begins to rot, or the
animal rights people hear about it, the whole thing is no
longer fun. At that point, you shovel it all onto your
neighbors lawn and then complain to the cops about the stench.
do YOU do if a winged rat crawls up YOUR ass and dies?
Well, I am DC,
so I will answer for ME. I simply remove it and have
do you do if a caterpillar crawls up your ass?
When this happens,
I first strike up a conversation with it. This will
determine if it is friendly or hostile. If it is friendly,
we have conversations about history, science, and all sorts
of other subjects. When it gets tired, it politely excuses
itself and leaves.
If it is hostile,
I simply eat a bunch of beans and burritos, and anything else
spicy. I eat enough to give me diarrhea, and go to the
bathroom. If it doesn't leave from the smell, it leaves
due to the searing heat of my shit.
come OTHER animals can eat dirty germs and stuff without getting
sick like US ?
Well animals don't
eat dirty germs. They eat plants and stuff... not Twinkies,
McDonald hamburgers and crap. I would say that humans
DO eat crap, and we actually pay for it too. Plus, animals
have anti-germs, which naturally seek out all bad germs and
send their lawyer to them. Since the bad germs are traveling,
they always loose the cards to their lawyers, and instead
of staying and fighting, they settle out of animal and leave.
Gnomes were real, should they be allowed to go to regular
public school, or just secret gnome academies?
As with private
and public schools here, the choice should be made by the
parents. I would suggest Public school, and then perhaps
some tutoring in Gnomness.
statement I'm concerned with is the IF Gnomes were REAL.
Perhaps you have never met any, and that is why you do not
think they are real. I have never met a Fairy, but that
does not mean they are not real. I happen to have a
few Gnome friends, Fred being the Gnome that has been working
with us to begin recording Insane Sounds (a radio show).
He is quite friendly and extremely helpful.
I duke a girl up the ass and cum up there will she get pregnant??
on the day. If she is fertile, then yes, she will become
pregnant with an anal baby.
This also occurs
to males, so you better watch your ass too.
the difference between a horse???
Approx 3 parsecs.
It depends on the day as well.
many colors in the rainbow ..... Yes or no?????
There have been cases of no, however, they we caused mostly
due to lack of interest and imagination.
tall is the empire state building ....... true or false
As was proven by Bruce Springsteen, that statement, which
had originally been thought to be correct, was proven to be
false. Although many scientists didn't agree,
after they carefully re-did Bruce's experiments, they realized
that he was indeed correct.
do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection??
This is due
to the misconception that if germs are on the needle, that
the person will come back to life and kill everyone.
Sure, a few times this has happened, but it's not the norm.
do stores that are open 24 hours a day have locks on the doors???
This is so
when the store clerk is being held hostage, the store can
be locked from the inside, making it difficult for anyone
to enter and take out the crazed lunatic. Another reason
is that if the employee of the store goes crazy, they can
barricade themselves in the store easily by locking the door
and piling the pop cases by the door.
you ever been locked away in a south Koran prison camp and
had hot gravy poured all over your naked body while in the
same room as a wolverine that's high on angel dust?????
Due to a confidentiality
contract, I am unable to either confirm nor deny my own answer.
you ever greased up a potato and fired it out of a tennis
ball machine at your closest friend???
wonderful past time is to boil the potato first. It
leaves one hell of a mark. We also shoot it at each
others butt. If you get it in, you win.
the weirdest thing you've ever done with a donkey???
the musical production of "Hitler, the man with the weird
mustache" on Broadway.
you seen my pants??? ive seem to have lost them.
Yep, and they fit great.
i went to visit my gramma in the hospital, there was a guy
there eating her lipstick and pringles, that was funny, i
bet that man would eat his own toes if you someone disguised
them as lipstick and pringles, i have something to look forward
to, my eye just twitched
Yes he would eat it. Nice
question... next time, word your question in the format of
what are YOU going to o about it ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing but wait
for your body to catch up with your mind and die.
you showed my donkey pinata icon question, only, i have DNA
taken from one of the candies inside the donkey, showing that
yes infact you were ummm nevermind, anyways to put it bluntly
or whatever the hell, i have proof you humped the donkey,
Why wouldn't I show your question?
I show all questions, no matter how stupid. Remember, as Mr.
Garrison says "There are no stupid questions, just stupid
Did I hump the donkey? Sadly, no. You see, while it
does have a gaping hole in it's butt, I've seen people pull
the candy out of it, and sometimes even beat piñata donkeys
to death to get this candy. To be honest, I don't want
to do a donkey up it's ass and then get a life saver sticking
somewhere gross. As for your proof, I have to break it to
you that changing the face from yours to mine on the photo
does not count as proof, and that writing my name over yours
will hide the true donkey-pumper.
if sell my
soul to satan do you think i can stock in AOL?
I thought that
selling your soul was a requirement for getting stock in AOL...
you seen a vampire squirrel?
Seen one? Sure! One visits my window every
you mad at me for sending you so many questions? i'm simply
a curious person...please don't alienate me, DC!!!
Send me all the questions you want. I alienate
everyone, so don't feel special.
want to know who you are DC...and whats with all the monkey
questions?? and the lack of creativity? and to the black hair
question...black hair is a lot of dark red pigments...cut
off a piece of someones black hair and bleach it...you'll
see the pigments...red..then orange..then yellow..it's kinda
I am DC. Does that clear that up??? Monkeys rock,
and you're the only one asking a monkey question. Lack
of creativity? Well, maybe you haven't had enough coffee yet,
I'm not sure. Thanks for the black hair info... :)
you help me stop the exploding Pepsi conspericy? I swear,
it's taking over my pepsi's, and my pepsi's are my life!
Well, if you stopped shaking it before opening, then there
wouldn't be a problem
you ever had an affair with the donkey icon you use on this
I have tried, but it refuses to turn around and show me it's
ass. And to be tell the truth, it's a piñata of a donkey.
it okay if i sew my bunghole shut?
Sure, why would I care?
gossip, why do chicks go to the bathroom together?
Well, many females may kick my ass for telling you, but they
go together to talk about men, share lipstick, ask how they
look and make sure that there is someone there they know to
give them toilet paper if they run out.
Exactly!!! I ask that every day and the best answer I've gotten
is "why the hell not?"
is an orgy?
It is a pile of naked bodies all prodding and touching each
other. It is also a group that did a cover of New Order's
Blue Monday... I like Orgys version better.
I have a question!! Over here ok......ummm oh
yeah I rememeber ok....is black and whtie a color? and
can people really have black hair or is is just really dark
brown. Oh yeah and ummm...oh yeah I remember, Do you
think I am sexy?
I think that black and white are colors, yet many people will
disagree with the whole "it's the absence of all colors
or all colors together things". For art, ok, I'll
agree. But for clothes, hair etc, there is a black and
white. White hair is due to lack of pigment... so i
guess black hair is dark pigment??? Look it up.
As for you being sexy, the photo
of you in that thong was a bit blurry. Please send a clearer
one and I'll give you a clearer answer.
is the insanest of them all?
Well, the national finals haven't been held yet, but I'm hoping
one of us here at the domain wins it.
you might like like to know; i blasted the beethoven and cannibal
corpse at the same time like i said. it sounded cool. it was
weird. furious drumbeats and death metal riffs and these wierd
slow violins and pianos in the background. thank you! why
did you do it?
Awesome! I haven't done it yet... but perhaps I will!!!
Sounds like a rockin time!
sick idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?
I don't know really, but I assume it was some guy
who was totally stoned and thought it would be funny.
and why do i feel the urge to turn on two speaker systems
and blast beethoven through one and cannibal corpse through
the other at the same time?
To see what it would sound like. Might sound
cool! Let me know!
Yes. And I am ALWAYS right.
you ever tried to jerk off a sock monkey? they like it.
No I haven't, and I think it all depends on the
sock monkey and if they are into that sorta thing.
It is you typing in weird characters.
love a lie?
No, it's a complex network of lies, smiles, little
things and laughs.
pop? whazzafug? i am sofa king wee tard ed, you see.
I see, time to lay off the caffeine!
Why do I ask, what I ask, when I don't ask what I'm
going to ask But I ask anyway.
Do you have any unicorns left?
No, we're fresh out. Sorry!
are cats so cool?
Because they don't care.
many kilometers of intestines do monkey men have?
24.5 on average.
is AOL Satan's doing?
Because even Satan has a sense of humor.
do you do when you don't know if the voice in your head is
a guy or girl?
You ask, or simply keep your fool mouth shut and
do what it says
are the cows always staring at me? and for gods sakes cant
somebody stop the cats from conquering the planet
The cows are doing a study on humans paranoia. You happen
to be a subject. Next time they do this, look them square
in the eye and calmly inform them that you are on to their
little game and you are not impressed. As for
the cats, no, nothing can stop them. Catnip will slow
them down, but not stop them.
This is the type of question I will from now on
throw out as well as gibberish.
DC, your answer to my ratm question was very articulate, and
very, very well-put. thank you for answering it. oh, and for
answering my sid vicious question well too. sorry, i have
no question. only this compliment.
No problem, and thank you for the compliment.
you looking for a replacement?
No, are you?
Boy, never under estimate the stupidity of people...
it says Ask DC ?s... Do you possibly think that the person
answering is DC??? DUH.... Maybe mommy should put you
to bed.. it is 2pm now...kinda late for someone with your
you know i really enjoy reading your answers?
thank you :) I'm glad you do!
a woman who told me her child was autistic, and i thought
she said "artistic," so i said "oh, i'd love
to see some of the things he's done." am i an asshole
Nope. I have however, already heard that
one, so I would suggest coming up with your own material.
i'm falling in love with her! i haven't even known her a week!
what should i do?!
Burn your credit and bank cards and if she's still
there, it's love. If not, it's lust. If she's
drop dead gorgeous, keep your fool mouth shut and the cash
might be long, so i'll cut it short. why?
Why not is always the best answer to the question
why. If you don't want to be specific in your question,
why should I be specific in my answer?
time is it?
It's time for people to get a bit more original.
you know that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow
vibration? that we are all one consciousness experiencing
itself subjectively; there's no such thing as death, life
is only a dream and we're just the imagination of ourselves?
Well DUH. You are all just figments of my
imagination strategically placed to keep me interested in
gadda da vidda, baby?
I am only my mothers baby, and even then it's a
stretch. So don't call me baby and I won't call you
slap make a deal on the house, ok bubba stem-po?
I'm not adding nonsense questions anymore... takes
up too much of my time.
me, so you are _____?
The Ruler of All That Is Dark, Twisted And Strange
am i here? to pay a fucking parking ticket.
So pay it and fucking leave!
i go to the Narcotics Anonymous meeting? i was invited there
on a date. seriously. nice girl, too, but...
Sure. Maybe something can help you.
Maybe you should check out an Obviously Stupid For All To
was cool... i submitted a question, and 5 minutes later you
answered it. i love you, DC.
Thank you, I try.
hate elizabeth gaudette a lot. is it suggestable to freak
out, bash in her head, and eat the dripping goo in the center?
I think you need help with this elizabeth chick...
you're obsessed. Perhaps you carry a deep yearning for
her and are overcompensating for this desire by intensifying
your anger. Then of course, she could just be a stupid
bitch. Either way... find a new hobby!
figure out my girlfriend at all. what should i do? she's ...different,
but in a good way.
Then what is the problem? A chick isn't a
puzzle to figure out or solve. Just be happy and shut
i do to try to make elizabeth less annoying, or at least hurt
her in a humorous way?
Besides a bitch-slap
to the face, i'm not sure. If she's larger then you,
shut up and put up. If you're bigger, then tell her
to shut up and put up. If it isn't worth the effort,
simply tune her out or move elsewhere. No matter where
you go, there will always be another idiot saying or doing
is the strange little man that follows me around all the time???
Your father, for god's sake, just hug him and he'll
long do you wait to answer questions??
Depends on the day, and how much time I have.
many licks does it take to get to the center of bob dole?
No one has been brave enough to get past two.
time is it? i cant make it out... can you tell me?? its very
important to know the time.. what does DC stand for anyway??
It is 11:59AM right now. DC stands for many
things, but the original name comes from Demon Child.
me? i am..i am me, i am you, but yet i'm me, am i everyone?
or am i just...i am?
You are you. I am me, you are you. You are
no one, yet part of everyone. You just are, were and
continue to be.
you like to bitch at everyone and everything?
Not everyone, and not everything. That is
a bit ridiculous and an exaggeration. I answer questions that
others ask me, and I am sometimes bitching, but most often
not. Perhaps you should read through all the questions.
The entry above is not a bitch at all. I find it kind
of amusing that your question is almost a bitching of some
sort... as with everything, it is a matter of how you interpret
many questions do you answer in one day, and do you enjoy
answering questions all the time, especially stupid ones like
I answer anywhere from 3 to 20 questions a day.
It depends how many are sent in and if i have time.
This is actually not too bad of a question, at least it IS
i knew you woud know i was quoting RATM, so you don't have
to be an asshole about it. i simply wanted your opinion. no
Well, next time you quote someone, add the source...
cuz I hate it when people take my shit and use it somewhere
else... it's just courtesy. My opinion on that?
Well, for one, I am not sure what the American dream is, nor
am I American, so perhaps I wasn't taught it. As for
teachers being enemies, well quite literally they aren't.
As for the individual that is a teacher, they could be.
Teachers are doing their jobs just like the rest of us do.
Some of them just barely scrape by, some do a shitty job,
and others do great without credit. Not all teachers
are good teachers, and many of them seem to be loosing sight
of the final product, giving kids the tools they need later
on in life.
The other thing is, kids SUCK
and they are becoming bigger and bigger assholes every year.
You couldn't pay me enough to be a teacher. Kids are
actually shooting kids now... who the hell needs gangs when
you've got Tommy and Billy with handguns?
The world is a hostile place
most of the time, I know who my enemies are. They are
the government that takes the money I work for and spends
it on shit. Its the losers who take the government money
when they shouldn't be. They are the religious fanatics
that constantly push their ideals on me, our laws and everything
else. They are the people who don't listen to others,
who destroy the environment and leave their children to be
taught by the television. They are every uninterested
parent who thinks its better to let their kid go out and learn
for themselves instead of only giving a shit when they get
knocked up or knock some girl up. They are the kids
who have kids, and then keep having more.
They are those scrawny fake
people who are paid to show our kids what happens when you
don't eat for years and that somehow this is good. They
are the people who mutilate their bodies for no good reason
with plastic surgery and make the normal person feel ugly
for being real. They are the same people who push
this shit on the kids.
My enemies are all over, and
they are enemies to everyone, yet sometimes no one but themselves.
I'm not saying I'm perfect, or my ideas for running everything
are right or wrong, but everyone has a voice, and I, like
everyone else, have the right to voice it.
what was the date that sid vicious died?
On February 2,1979, Sid Vicious,
died at the age of 21
i know my ememies; they're the teachers who taught me to fight
me: compromise, conformity, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy,
brutality, the elite- all of which are american dreams. what
are your thoughts on this?
Well I think that you are horribly ripping off
Rage Against The Machine and I for one won't stand for it.
When you quote lyrics people... damn well say so.
is? how was anything created? obviously god exists, yet where
did he come from? how does anything exist?
Why is because it is. Anything and everything
is created because it has to be. I don't agree with
the obviously god exists, because I do not agree in the term
god and it's implications. One can argue for the goddess
as well, but it is all the same. It is all the same
name for the same thing.
me one of your enemies IP addresses, and i will have some
That's quite alright. None of my enemies
i have the donkey pinata? please please please please please
please please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please please
Since you can't figure out how to copy it, NO. You don't
up, yo? you down with the boost?
I ain't 'down' with anything. Also, my name
is not Yo. Other then that, nothing is up besides the
opposite of down.
i wonder if you'll include all these meaningless spaces
between my words... will you?
Nope. Too bad for you on wasting all that
state (don't say something easy like insanity or confusion)
do you live in?
What makes you assume I live in a state?
Do all people have to live in the USA? I am NOT American!!!!
I know I'm arrogant, but not all arrogant people come from
the US. I do NOT live in any state besides insanity.
You knew I had to add that.
shut and happy be Just solve. or out figure to puzzle a isn't
chick A problem? the is what Then
Lovely way of putting my words backwards.
Did that take you all day to come up with or does it come
naturally??? or how about this.... naturally? come it does
or with up come to day all you take that Did
mm, is this record? i am me...it's a rocker, baby. are you
real? do you know how it feels...to touch yourself boom boom
I am real. Like I have mentioned before, you are
a figment of my imagination. Obviously I am tired today.
can i decrese the amount of cigarettes i smoke in a day?
Start by buying less. The second step is
not to light as many. The third step is buying cigars.
Replace cigarettes with cigars and smoke cigars.
my fiancee of two years cheated on me with two different guys,
and then dumped me. can she be forgiven for what she did to
me? what would you do in that situation?
I would be in jail thinking about how the bitch
got what she deserved. But no one would do that to me,
so you are obviously doing something wrong. If you go
home, demand she makes you a hot meal, quit her job to server
you, you damn well deserved it and you're lucky she hasn't
killed YOUR sorry ass. If you treat people like shit,
they'll do the same to you.
But if you don't do that to her, then she is a bitch and you
don't need her anyways, so what the hell are you MARRYING
her for??? So she can take half of everything for being a
slut??? Grow a spine dude...
MY FUCKING QUESTIONS! i know this isn't a question, but i'll
get around to that. don't you hate when you're reading some
long website paragraph or graffiti and it's really fucking
long, and it never ever seems to get around to anything interesting?
that really irritates me. i say that if you're going to write
something really long, it should be something soulful, stirring,
funny, or at least worth reading. doesn't it irritate you
to have to answer all these stupid fucking questions?
Yes I hate reading long paragraphs or graffiti
when it's really long, but obviously the person writing it
felt compelled to share the information and who are we really
to judge what is to be written and what isn't to be?
Perhaps others find it interesting. And it doesn't irritate
me to answer all these questions, just stupid ones like this
am i naked?
Because you didn't put clothes on. But that
isn't the question you should be asking. You should
be asking "Why am I naked in an internet cafe?"
in the hell are you talking about ?
Now if I told you, what would be the point?
you have a chat line ?
Not yet. Set one up for me
that all about?
You know, that thing about that stuff. You
know, that stuff.
you know how old i really am?
Nope, nor do I care.
a min.. my boyfriend was wearing my pants... how do you have
my pants? and wheres my boyfriend?
In my pants, which is ironic because they actually
belong to you.
you give my pants back?? its cold and its snowing
girl beside me is starting to annoy me. what should i do?
she won't stop talking loudly about this stupid poem her stupid-ass
Smack her. Then laugh. Send her a poem
about how stupid she and her boyfriend are.
is elizabeth so fucking annoying?
she was born that way.
Also, it runs in her family.