it's that annoying thing that makes you stupid for awhile
Why do guys
have to look at porn
it's not just guys, it's all types of human... and why not?
why is the
sky blue if it is filled with invisible gasses and the atmosphere
i blame the breakdown of society and the increasing usage of the
clowns from outer space come and attack us? and if so will they
be lead by BoBo?--Mistofflies
binky is the leader, not bobo... and they came to teach us a lesson
Q: HOW DO
YOU HIDE MONEY FROM A HIPPY? A: PUT IT UNDER THE SOAP
was sposed to let you answer that huh?
that wasn't funny at all
dc i had
a shit and it looked like you man wuzup?
i'm watching you... i have eyes everywhere
a baby Whale called?
well it can be called either 'freda' or 'frankfurt'
Why is it
that when you ar on magic mushrooms, that you always ask yourself
"What is the point of life?"...What is the point of
well first of all you're on mushrooms... and second of all...
there is no point to life besides living it and then dying
you think is the deal with Burt and Ernie? Are they 'just friends'
or are they related?
i think that they are there to distract your children
while big bird steals their toys to give to elves
thought DC stood for donkey cock. I guess I was wrong huh?
yes... quite wrong
want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve
it through not dying. Dont you think this is a good philosophy
it may be a good philosophy in your mind but in reality its a
foolish aspiration... try building the worlds largest spaghetti
trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Do you
to protect their heads in the case of something accidently dropping
If pro is
the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
congress or microsoft ME
If I shot
you and your dead body falls on me and breaks my neck, have I
yes you have indirectly
sucks so much, and everyone knows it, then why the hell do i keep
getting e-mials from those damn dating websites trying to sell
their services to me when they know they aren't going to work
anyway? Wouldn't it make more sense to send my money to you so
you keep ranting about how love sucks? -gone postal
exactly... so send all your money to us now... perhaps some trinkets...
some pictures... maybe some more cash... go on i know you want
to and we won't send you any emails about our services unless
you request them
Am I God?
not today but maybe you can take your turn tomorrow
I've been free for a few weeks, I have been busy making plans.
I have befriended a colony of Meerkats who I now coexist with.
They help me search for food while I scare away big animals (except
Lions because there a bit too big). So, I was wondering, do you
regret how stupid you were to let me leave? - Mzebonga
yes i was quite upset and some say that it affected me deeply
If I took
a model radio controlled airplane and videotaped it flying into
a brick wall, and then sent the tape to the media, what would
nothing... so send it to me instead
If I puched
my sister, drank a teapot full of boiling water, set fire to my
face, and shoved a christmas tree up SAnimal's ass, What Would
he would cry... oh no wait... nothing... so tape that, send it
to me... damnit i just want some mail so i can feel important
I just took
this big handful of LSD, now I'm seeing all kinds of weird shit.
Ain't that cool?
very cool i suppose... try watching porn now
If i try
to fail and succede, have i succeded or failed?
you have succeeded at failing
dick smell like a sock bitch? Lawrence
not that i'm aware of but i don't
if that's what it takes then sure i am...
fuck is up with celibacy? Why wouldnt people want to have sex?
well as long as they make sure they don't breed or get sickly
then i don't see the issue either...
time i ask you questions but you nrver post them......Why?
i think you're delusional again... wipe the rabid foam off your
face and try again
do you say that? Why?
i say that because it's true so stop crying
i'm not fat
do you wear
not unless it's really sunny outside
told me that you were a bad baby monkey. Was it because your father
left you guys?
no he was there... i was just a bad baby monkey for the fun of
I find a picture of a sweaty ant eater eating cottage cheese?
i'm not sure but when you find out... let me know
ant eaters eat?
they eat anything but ants
I want to
this isn't a question but sure
DC I think
your the coolest person in the world. Let's meet.
this isn't a question either and you have to pay me to meet you...
how much cash do you have?
colors are there in the whole world if you are colorblind?
as many as there are if you weren't color blind... you just can't
see them all
comercials in the UK so much more entertaining than they are in
well i haven't seen UK commercials so i don't know the difference...
however all commercials suck and shouldn't be watched at all
they sell hardcore porn to minors?
if they did then they couldn't charge the adults lots of money
Can a penis
have an ulcer?
i'm not sure and i don't care to find out
Why do I
keep electrocuting myself?
cuz you know it actually feels kinda good
a good enough question to get an award?
is god gay?
why does he hate us?
yes of course and humans are so stupid how can you not hate them?
a sexualy transmited disease, why do people continue to have them?
people are very stupid and somehow think that it's a good thing
making it up! i asked several questions, and you didnt answer
them. mayhaps sanimal is sabotaging them? i think hes jealous
cos hes stupid and lazy, and your cool, and stuff. when the Cats
take over can i serve them in their palaces? - Fido Dido
sure sure... lies and more lies... maybe you should try hitting
the send button properly...
i like socks.
do you like socks? - Fido Dido
i like them a lot... they keep my feet & paws warm and hidden
from prying eyes
ass... i bought a ramones shirt for a friend of mine off ebay.
a two-faced cunt stole the money order for it, along with my favorite
jacket, which i had for years, and i had worked a long time sewing
a shitload of patches to. so the payment was delayed a few days,
but i sent it. now this fucker is getting ebay to send me warnings
saying i never paid. i hate people. why does everyone suck? oh
wait, you've already been asked this. y'know, i bet you could
send in a link to one of your articles to www.fark.com and get
a shitload of new visitors in. will you consider it? it's not
some pitch, it's just an idea. -seth
steal your stuff back from the loser who stole your stuff... everyone
always sucks no matter what... and jcp looked into adding our
link at fark.com but i don't know if our 'articles' are exactly
what they are looking for??
Green Lies Yellow. Is that what you wanted to hear? - Mzebonga
not really but it will do for now
go to Bangor in North Wales? - Mzebonga
no i have never been outside of north america... sadly
Do you know
that Meerkats are better than you? - Mzebonga
only a meerkat would think that and I'm way better then some stinkin
any gothic R&B singers?
not that I'm aware of... but then again i haven't looked for them
gonna do about all these stupid questions?
usually i answer them...
have any friends do you?
i have a few... and i don't care if anyone else can see them or
have something better to do than answer my questions?
well i do have a job but that's irrelevant
your favorite type of music?
i don't really categorize music into specific types... but i like
music that isn't the same as everything else and has a good vocalist
has recently joined a cult. He wants me to join too. Should I?
only if they pay you to... quite frankly i'd ditch your friend
and get some smarter ones
Do you know
what the subculture "furries" are?
i think i have heard of it but i don't recall what it is or anything...
so tell me
my school suspend me when I wore a black trenchcoat?
well you obviously go to a stupid school that worries about trenchcoats
instead of making sure you get an education
ever colonize mars?
well if we can get past this fighting bullshit with each other
and focus instead on getting there then sure... but the odds are
we'll kill ourselves before diseasing the rest of the solar system
Do you have
aspirations of world domination?
no... this world sucks and all the stupid humans on it... if you
remove the humans then sure
If I offend
you will you send your army of ninjas after me?
sure but good luck offending me in any way that i would actually
hooked on phonics?
no i've been clean & sober for 2 years now
sure but send me all your money and worldly goods first
Why am I
who cares? more like... who can you find to be gay with... don't
ask why just go with it
If I molested
you would you slap me?
not if it felt good... and if you gave me some money then maybe
i'd slap you
Why is nicotine
well according to the tobacco companies... it isn't... it's all
in your head... the lying BASTARDS
was a viking who sailed around Europe in his longship raping and
pillaging villages. What was your ancestor?
my ancestors are socks, silk worms and birch trees
Why do gay
people have lisps?
that's just you being stupid
Why am I
you're not... your mom just tells you that so you don't cry
of drugs have you done?
nothing hardcore... just stuff like mushrooms, pot etc
and sanimal the same person with multiple personalities, him the
pissed off pessimist, you the sock monkey genius?
you've found us out... I'm horrified... the reality is just overwhelming...
print for whores only?
that and fat people
Why do people
say "can I ask you a question?", when they just did.
Why don't they just say, "I am going to ask you a question
now, object right now if you don't want to be asked one."
people are stupid and you should walk away before they begin speaking
to you... unless it's someone who wants to give you money so you
just smile and nod till they hand it over
is AOL the
source of all evil?
that and religion... so once AOL sets up a church then the answer
please explain what the derivitive of dx/dy is when the limit
as x approaches 0?
if all the
sock monkies jumped off a bridge would you?
no but i'd watch and maybe videotape it
if i have
a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey ate my roosters
feet is it true that you would have 2 feet of my cock in your
um no not unless you paid me an awful lot
jimmy hoffa and the care bears... think about it
have to break a rule by putting this web site ? * www.theinsanedomain.com
* . it said no URLs to stupid and sad sites right?
well our site isn't stupid or sad... it's insane and wonderful
My ass hurts.
What did you do?
if i told you then i'd have to show you video tape and pay you
feel I'm creepy enough. How can I appear more creepy? - BrainLiquor
having spiders in your hair works... calling everyone 'Sirka'
works too... or assign them numbers
I fall down the stairs in the middle of the night. I don't even
have any staris in my house. What's going on? - BrainLiquor
you are being tricked by mobile stairs... try locking your door
it be funny if all the Backstreet Boys developed heroin addictions,
went on Sesame Street and gang raped Snuffleupagas? - BrainLiquor
yes it would be quite funny and i would tape it
once told me that the worst job in the world is Assistant Crack
Whore. Is he right? - BrainLiquor
well I'm sure that that's a pretty shitty job... however having
to clean out the assistant crack whore garbage can of used condoms
and then washing them to be used again would be a shittier job
change colour to blend in the scenery, therefore protecting themselves
from predators. What do YOU do to protect yourself from you own
i scream and fling my shit into their eyes then go for their throat
we give the cats alot of katnip, will that stop them? ~land-mine
no it will make them insane and they'll end up puking everywhere
if ur driving
down the road in ur canoe and a wheel falls off how many monkeys
can u fit in a barn?
74930 in a large barn, 3811 in a small barn... and none if it's
Do u watch
Buffy The Vampire Slayer? Do u like it? -Gooner
no i don't but i'd fuck her if she dyed her hair black
Who is the
most beautiful women in the world?
I'm not sure but some smart chick who has better things to do
then worry if she's beautiful
i do....my mom is a fool and is doing my head in...who do i stop
you move out and don't tell her where you move too... then change
your name and get some plastic surgery done
Do you feel
the meek shall inhariet the earth???--Mistofflies
damn the meek... damn the humans... hand the earth over to the
How did the rubber
chicken gag begin?
a chicken fell into a bin of liquid plastic... and when they pulled
it out it seemed funny so they threw more in
the main issues of the book of revalation?
well i haven't read it in a loooong time... so i don't remember
whitmore a so solid crew freak
yes i'd like some
know that when you eat that kind of stuff it eats away at your
insides and .......and.....GENISSSHHH!!!!!!! what is genissssh?
its a sound... not really a 'thing'... and sometimes they get
all excited and just come on out of nowhere and i'm all 'hey!
what the hell is going on?'
Dough boy has infected someone at my school and i have gone up
to everyone and poked their tummy and so far i get no responses,
except peoeple hitting me. how can i find the pilsbury dough boy?
turn up the heat and look for the person that starts to turn brown
and get really big and smell really good and now i'm hungry and
want to eat his stupid little head off
is it true
that if you eat ice you are sexualy deprived?
no but it is true that if someone spends all their time thinking
about sex then the odds are they'll never stop whacking off infront
of computer long enough to actually have sex
Do you eat
no i don't like ice
Is it all
baout me or are you just doin this for fun to annoy me and my
if you think i derive any sort of entertainment from this then
How Do You
Eat An Oreo?
i shove it in my mouth, chew it, then swallow (unless i choose
to spit it out at someone)
you scared? - Fido Dido
normally i would say yes, but i'd be lying
something bothering you or is it you just dont want to talk to
you are bothering me when you were doing that thing but then you
stopped and it was alright again
i had a great sock monkey named TB and then it ran away. what
did i do wrong?~Mooomoo
you should have named it TSTB
have red lips, did you go in for liposuction?~MoooMooo
no i didn't they are naturally red and shiny
am i on
your mailing list? are those that are already on it, the first
bit of their email address? (ie the bit before the @)- Fido Dido
yes you're on it i think... i'm not sure whats going on with that...
most of us are in denial about the whole thing and don't want
to accept responsibility for actually doing it each month
I want a
tatto. What should I get and where should I get it?
you should get something that is custom drawn by you or a friend
and get it somewhere where you feel comfortable with it... find
a good place to go to and its worth the extra cost in most cases
to get someone who is really good
How do I
fake an orgasm?
just fake all the stuff you do when you have one for real
hell is the good question award a picture of?
it's a dino head... or bird head... or something... i'm not sure
god. We should all worship him. Dont you agree?
no i don't feel like worshipping anyone
ever drunk to much and woke up in a hospital?
yes but then again... i'm allergic to alcohol
How do I
figure out if my boyfriend is an ax murderer?
ask him and if he says yes or kills you with an ax, then he is
colors are there in a rainbow if you are colorblind?
same as there if you weren't color blind, you just can't see them
I do if I wake up next to someone whose name I dont remember?
push them out of the bed, or leave, or just ask them... names
are pretty much irrelevant
ever been wrong? - Mzebonga
yes... many times
a meerkat and I say I'm better than you!! So, why don't you take
your fetid, little, queer-ass boots and your thumbless hands and
go be a stooge for the cats? I shall walk amongst cats and meercats
as an equal. Oh, and you know I'm never coming back? - Mzebonga
thumbless hands... hmmm... i never noticed that before... good
thing i have my tail... never coming back? never?
i hit the fucking send button properly! it wouldnt go onto the
next screen if i didnt hit it. i think its sanimals fault. beat
him. please? - Fido Dido
for you... sure
If the cats
shall inheret the earth then, where does that leave the mice?
And does this mean the meow mix song will become the national
athem? LOVE LIVED BAXTOR --Mistofflies
the mice can finish up their little experiment and then leave
like planned and the dancy version of the meowmix song will be
do u think
clowns r scary?
i think they're insane when done properly
some of us can... others like myself can't
do u like.....spoons?
i get drunk
and i forget stuff. i wake up and there is piss all over the floor.
why do the toilets float when i get drunk?
when you are drunk the toilets aren't there at ALL... and try
using those adult diapers to solve the whole 'piss on the floor'
Do you ever
get sick of people asking you dumb questions thinking that they
are very funny?
sometimes yes... but other times no.... today i had to answer
55 questions... 55!
you do for exercise rather than sit on your FAT sock monkey ASS
and answer these ridiculous fucking questions?
i chase my cat, itch my ass, play with myself and hang from the
I sit on
my FAT cellulite pimply hairy rotten wrinkled ASS watching t.v.
(mostly real world re-runs) all day what do you do when you have
the t.v craving?
i don't really crave tv and when i do i watch a movie or something...
i try not to watch a lot of tv because it's all bullshit
average pay rate for computer techs these days? Is there any way
I can con them out of twice that without them finding out? -gone
that depends on what you know and where you are working... anywhere
from 10 to 75 an hour... or maybe more as a consultant... and
i'm assuming you're just talking a strictly hardware technician
the last time you gave out a good question award?
its been quite some time... i give it out to those that make me
laugh or just need to have an award... none have done either yet
so still no awards
your news&updated sign only flashes 3 times?
anything more then that would just be annoying
rice together, ok?
no i'm sick of rice
Mzebonga rip off my Bangor question? Can I smack him with an old
yes you may if he agrees to have it taped for this site and not
ever burp and taste something you're positive you never ate? I
did, and I must say that's pretty fucked up.
yes and it is quite fucked up... especially when you burp up little
chunks of stuff you don't remember eating but it tastes good so
you chew it and swallow it again
told me that the moon is inhabited by all kinds of sock puppets.
Is this your homeland?
he's thinking of another moon... and no i'm not from there...
i'm a solarian
I want to
commit random acts of stupidity and promote senseless dumbassness.
Where do I start?
start at the next family event you have to go to, or the next
time you go grocery shopping
Am i related
to the muffin man who lives on drury lane? Becauses i live in
an underground muffin world.- The MUFFIN KING
well perhaps you share a common ancestor but thats about it...
you live in completely different worlds
a few weeks
before kristmas break, this kid on the bus was trying to play
bloody knuckles with me...well i was getting irritated so i bitch
slapped him, then he tried to break my hand and pull my hair.........
why are people like that to me...? Why me?
you have a 'kick me' sign stuck to your back... take it off and
everything will be fine
the mighty sock monkey born?
in ontario canada... but i was made in the bahamas... went there
with dad... came back with mom
DC... answer this for me?
yes you may send me all your money now
let the bodies hit the floor or are you just down with some kind
a little bit of both... mostly me eating the dead bodies though
DC I need
some help with a problem. In my town there's this weird guy. All
he ever does all day every day is walk his dog and then stand
on the side of the road yelling at cars. I don't mind it, but
sometimes he yells at me when I drive by. What should I do? Should
I run him over? Should I smack his head through the pavement?
Should I get the fuck out of New England and go back to Philly?
What would you do in a situation like this?
yell back and if he throws dead squids at your window then run
him over... and normally in that kind of situation, i am the one
on the road screaming at the cars
would like the article about giving your roommate hell, or the
driving test one. will you try? please? -seth
well i'll see what we can do... we can't force them this week
as we are busy... perhaps next week we'll send them some broken
twigs in the mail to make our point
a kind of magic? - Mzebonga
yes.. that spooky kind with the fake cobwebs and green fruit punch
if you have
powdered water what do you add?
if i freaked
out and beat you with a candlestick, would you be in the library?
most likely yes i would be in there
18 potatos so far and i think i'm getting full how many have you
eaten at once and are you full?
3... and yea i'm pretty full right now
do u like
books? do u read books? what book r u reading now?
yes books rock... of course... and plato's republic
and do you know disco stu?
disco stu doesn't advertise... and anyone who watches the simpsons
do you have
no i washed them before i ate
languages do you speak? McDiablo
i speak english & sockmonkian... i know a bit of french but
not enough to count
i see dead
people? -The X
so do i once i've dug them up and danced around with them
i start? where did it end and is it over yet?!-The X
start here... it hasn't eneded so no it's not over yet...
gloves up to your elbows or is that just a really long finger?-The
they're up to my elbows... and i'm willing to give you a full
rectal examination with them too
you NOT answer any more questions about photosynthesis and/or
the effect of light/color on plants? what is wrong with plants?
i murder plants.-The X
i had way too many questions about it and so i got fed up and
put an end to it... and yes i kill plants too... even those stupid
fake ones that they claim can't die
you give em the stinky but hole award? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
since you want it so bad and i'm feeling generous... sure
Do you ever
get tired of answering all 2 billion of fido didos questions?
well he hasn't quite asked 2 billion but when he hits that then
i'm sure i will be
Why do so
many @ssholes ask so many dum ass questions? ? ? *G* i mean they
r not stupid they're just DUM
well your question hasn't exactly brought on a good question award
can you hide nothing
when you eat at the middle of the wide area of what you can't
see at all?
i have found that a personal cloaking system works well
OH MY JESUS
FUCK.........my ass hurts from sticking a big stick of pot in
my ass to smuggle it....what relives the pain? What do you recommend
i reccommend that from now on you don't put a big stick of pot
in your ass... break it into a smaller piece first, and send that
other bits to me
everyone runs away from me when i try to talk to them?
your breath is quite offensive... learn to use a toothbrush or
start chewing some gum to mask the stench
man.....i got some more to smuggle!!!-asterz
just send it to me and you won't have to worry about it anymore
you have 2 different
color socks. where did santa come from?-moomooo
yes i do and santa came from the imaginations of some people to
lie to thier kids for awhile
I HAte you
DC! Why is that?
you're confused in a world where everyone is smarter then you...
it's ok... maybe you can catch up
about Friday night... you and me... all night long
yeaaaaa... i'll be waiting with my boots on and nothin else
kinky stuff to do with your boyfreind? i already tried feathers
and chocolate and handcuffs...what else is there?
i don't have a boyfriend... if i did then i would use handcuffs
to cuff him to the bed, then go steal all his money
version of meow mix thats fablious! Is Morris the cat a icon to
you and is garflied a greater icon?--Mistofflies
morris and i had a falling out but i respect his work... and garfeild
rocks... especially the way he kicks otis's ass
Do you think
people really even landed on the moon?
i certianly hope so... stupid humans bickering on the earth about
stupid shit... we need to get the hell off the planet... hell
i'm offering to become a 'spacer' and i'll gladly go to solaria
to live out my extended life with robots
ever thought of gettting off your FAT lazy ASS and going out to
do something besides this website that seems to be controlling
your life ?
yes but then the police told me to go home 'or else'
be pleased if i shoved my FAT hairy smelly ASS in your face and
queefed in your mouth?
today i wouldn't but maybe tomorrow... all this talk about fat
asses is getting me excited
i do to stop my FAT pimply infested flaking flabby ASS from itching
its like i have athletes foot on my bum could it be from the time
i rubbed my butt all over the locker room shower floor?
i would reccomend cleaning it... get a friend or family member
to hose your ass down with a garden hose and if that doesn't work
then get some industrial cleaner with the plastic scrubbies in
it and scrub scrub scrub
do you like
FAT rancid ASS?
i'm beginning to... for some reason i keep thinking about it
a question need to have in order to receive the Good Question
well if it makes me laugh then it gets one... or if it's a witty
orginal one... or just something that i hadn't thought of before...
there has to be some thought to it or sometimes my answer is just
so damn good that i give the person an award to trick you all
into reading my answer
i get itv monkey screensaver
i don't know but when you find out then let me know
life suck so bad?
well to begin with, being human always sucks... beyond that then
it may suck because you're doing stupid sucky things that make
your life suck... if not then i blame the tv, the media, the meat,
society, my parents, your parents, that family of 8 down the street,
the nesting patterns of crows and the neverending sound of chimes
you do if a fat woman dominatrix-laden boot master told you to
well if it's leather then i'd have to say no... i'm sure that
it counts as meat
havnt given out any good question awards lately. why? is it because
your standards are getting higher, or your just becoming more
of a prick then you already were?...be carefull, youll turn into
i too have been wondering if it is just me becoming pickier but
i honestly don't think anyone has really deserved one... and the
sanimal remark was uncalled for... don't make me hurt you
people suggesting you get linked on fark.com? Everyone knows Fark
sucks ass. People suck.
everyone always sucks... and i'm not sure... it's not that great...
what's your favorite
amino acid? valine? alanine? leucine?? which one!!!! quickly!!!
i don't really have one since that falling out about the humans...
so i have no answer
you gonna git off ur stank monkey ass anden answer the questions....?
well i have to sit down at my pc so i finally sat down to answer
the questions instead of getting off my ass from where i was before
so blah to you
ever shit yourself? - Fergus O'dimbal
when i was a small sock monkey i did... other then that... not
too much in the last few years
you do when a Jehovah's Witness knocks on your door? - BrainLiquor
they don't knock at my door and if they did then i would either
ignore them or close the door once they told me who they were
ever spanked you? - BrainLiquor
yes... but only because i asked them to... and paid them to
In the words
of Beavis: "Dammit, dammit sonofabitch. Dammit, dammit, sonofabitch.
SONOFABITCH!" What do you think of that, monkey man?
i think beavis is funny and that was cool
Do you want
to come and get it like a bitch funky sex machine? - BrainLiquor
well i'd prefer if you brought it to me but if i HAVE to come
there then fine
ever braided your palm hair?
no i usually comb it over my hands to cover my thinning fur
i just tampered
with the tag on a matress. will i go to prison like my imaginary
sock monkey did for 20 years?-The X
yes you will... but me answering this is irrelevant since by the
time i answer they will have already taken you far far away to
probe your ass with sitcks
you think of slint?
i vote 'no'
if you could
fuck two celebrities (one male, one female) who would they be?
hmmm... angelina jolie (yes sally i'll send her to you afterwards)
and jon davis so that after i fuck him a few times he might actually
start producing good angry music again
eskimos eat penguins?
well i'm not sure but somehow i think that penguins are in the
south while the eskimos are in the north but then again i'm just
a sock monkey so whatever
the sky fall down? whats keeping it up there? could it fall down
at any moment? is the government doing anything about this impending
doom? do the planes damage the sky? should i live in an underground
bunker? why is it that blue colour? why does it change colour?
does the colour give any indication of the altitude of the sky?
does going into space create holes? whats with night? where does
the sky go? - Fido Dido
if i answered any of your questions then i would be forced to
harm you using paperclips and 'teach yourself to tango in 20 days'
videos... so just keep your damn mouth shut, don't look up and
everything will be FINE
point of people even getting mad about stuff? it just wastes time
and energy , for instance my mom was in wal mart and they had
only one cash register open and she bitched the whole time she
was in line the line didnt move any faster what do you think of
people getting mad about stuff?.............im a hypocrit im bitching
sometimes its fun to bitch... you know... fills the time... annoys
others... causes small riots... next time join in
yea pretty much
ever stand upside down with your head in a bucket of piranah fish?
no i wouldn't but i would pay someone to do so for my personal
has this bitch for a bestfriend, who is always backstabbing her
but she can't see it! tell this girl what the hell she should
she should wake the hell up and ditch that friend or you ditch
the chick cuz she will always be surrounded by these morons so
break free while you can
In the beginning,
before humans, God made Adam. Okie dokie, whatever. Did Adam have
a belly button? What about Eve?
they were actually tape worms so neither had them
ever get drunk backstage at the ballet and do something incredibly
only once and i learnt my lesson... leotards are not for sock
the unified field theory?
well you have a unified field... instead of a conflicting one...
and then you have a unified field
I was walking through the woods and I saw a goat. Cool, huh? -
well once i was in the forest and saw a swamp that had a big fish
in it and then a crocidille came and suddenly it wasn't a branch
anymore so then it was just too much and i woke up
you plan to do about the shotage of hot Gwasabie Tune that has
been plagueing the world latly?--Mistofflies
orginally i had planned to stack up all my books to see how high
i could get them before they fell over but the dust would be kinda
annoying so i have decided that by eating thinnly cut pieces of
cheese every few hours that it will surely bring peace and happiness
to all involved
want to have an addiction problem, so i've been smoking toothpics,
and its a great stress reliever. You should try it?
i don't enjoy sucking on burrning wood bits... well not anymore
my 80 year old Aunt Betty comes over, she looks at the coffee
table and yells "That'll do, Midget!" What the fuck
is wrong with her?
nothing... you see there is a midget that follows her around and
sometimes it makes rude comments about you... so she gives it
shit and then it stops... you should say 'thanks aunt betty' the
next time she defends you
found Jesus? If so, where the hell was he? Some weirdo with a
bible keeps asking me if I found Jesus? Did they lose him or something?
no i haven't... then again i haven't seen the easter bunny either
so maybe they're just good at hiding like unicorns
all the flowers gone? - BrainLiquor
flowers? i didn't see any... you must be dreaming
all the honest weed sellers gone? - BrainLiquor
they're chillin in their basements watching dvds
you off the most? What do you do when you're pissed off?
stupidity and i do a variety of things depending on the location
and available props
bacon invented?-The X
it was discovered when someone ran over a dead pig with a lawnmower
and slices fell into the bbq
a fan of ICP? arnt those serial killer clowns just ... insane?
well i have a few of their mp3s and i don't hate them... they
definenately get insanity points for the clown outfits though
if i was
sane would things be as fun? are we truely the "insane"
ones who are supposedly unfit for society but we (i) am not the
one was that is out to put my best face on and try to impress
everyone. Are we really the insane ones?- The X
well in our 'reality' then no we're the sane people and the rest
are insane... sane becomes the majority for the state but the
same isn't true to for the individual, as our definition of 'insane'
is their definition of 'insanity' so then its more a case of perspective
instead of labels such as insane or sane...
that you require great amounts for sexual favors but would you
accept very small amounts of money for not so sexual favors such
as...haveing oral sex with a blender or wall?-The X
in cases in which i would harm myself, i require even greater
amounts of money, and if they are harmful and sexual then even
more money required... basically i just want lots of money so
give it to me
asprin work? -The X
well first you ground it up and then you shove it all in your
mouth and then you swish it around your mouth and then you chew
online after the big move. I'm very much enjoying my new house
and so is my cat Angelina. She has settled in well. One question
about the cat ,when we go outside she sits at the door and meows
how can we stop her doing that? She isn't allowed outside because
the cat haven from where we got her said she has stay inside.
she'll learn that she can't go outside... maybe get a screen door
so she can smell the air still and hear you
Do you care?
I don't. - Mzebonga
i did once but then i stopped cuz it started to suck
Do you believe
people who have it should give some to the people who don't? That
is unless it's a disease or something coz that would be unfair.
But maybe wealth is a disease. What do you think? Do you think?
yes i do depending on different thigns... and things like diseases
are intentionally given away... it just happens and no i don't
think at all
Do you think
Sock Monkies taste better sauteed or fricaseed? - Flabba the Slut
Ii it true that the
Canadian Government is secretly altering the genetic make-up of
a regular dung beatle to make a new killer army of Canadian Dung
no but i'll tell them your idea
why do Dildo's
only come in even sizes i.e 6, 12, 36 inches etc.???
no one wants to be fucked by an odd dildo... they're just too
One of the
funniest jokes I heard came from my grandma ("What was the
last thing Tickle Me Elmo received before leaving the factory??
Test Tickles!). Who told you you're funniest joke?? McDiablo
i'm not really into jokes but probably the funniest person to
me is denis leary
be the first thing you'd think of if a teacher said your "stick
is bigger than everyone elses'"?? McDiablo
i'd say 'damn straight' and i'd think that maybe he'll give me
stinky monkey butts yours or do they belong to other monkies?
And if they do, what happens to the rest of monkey who dedicates
his butt to your website? Is there a surplus of unused stinky
monkey heads out there? Or do McDonalds put them in their burgers?
they're all mine and try not to lick the screen so much...
please come back? i miss you. - EmprissNikon
you mean i shouldn't jump off this ledge... hmmmm...
Why on packets
of peanuts does it say 'Caution! May contain nuts!'? - Witto
they don't want you to be surprised when there are peanuts in
I chosen today to start asking you questions again? Witto
today is the day... it just is... just go with it
knitting me a monkey, should I have buttons for the eyes, or proper
stuffed toy eye things? Witto
How do u
its easier if i just show you
Why is my
teacher Mr Mellor so fucked up in the head? Does he have a life?
he was pelted in the head with frozen lemons one day and no he
Do u hear
voices what do they say
they told me not to tell you
leafs choke in the Playoffs, again?
well if we go according to history then a resounding yes is the
answer... but ask a leaf fan and history will show they'll say
'this year they'll do it!' then blame lousy defense when they
the chicken not cross the road? i mean, the other chicken, not
the one that crossed the road, we all know what happened there
(her lawyers are currently making an appeal). why has this serious
matter of chicken bystanders not been fully addressed? more should
be done to combat this road-side menace. how can we, the insane
public, help? - Fido Dido
send your money to me and i will begin an impartial investigation
into this and bring you the truth no matter how hard the government
may wish to suppress me
you update? Silly ass monkey.
i did and do update damnit... you think i'll just do what you
say in the hopes that you'll touch my tail?
Why is George
W Bush a corporate puppet? Witto
yes but then again most of you humans in north america are
If you were
a superhero, and had to choose between the ability to fly at the
speed of sound or become invisible any time you wanted, which
would you choose for your superpower?
well if i was able to fly around and then fly out into space a
the speed of sound then that would be fun but thats still not
all that fast in the grand scheme of things... so i'll choose
to have a second tail instead as my superpower even though it
doesn't do anything special so its not really a super power
you 'stoned' when you've been smoking, when that used to mean
having stones chucked at you. Why isn't it weeded or something
like that instead?
well you get a bit dazed afterwards in both cases but i'm not
sure why that term is used... perhaps we should begin having stoners
throw rocks at each other and see if they can come up with an
the 10 O 'clock news never come on at exactly 10? It's usually
a couple of minutes past.
they want to see how much they can lie to you before you decide
to stop watching them
you answer my questions, you dont even firggin answer them, dammit.
why is everyone out to get me? do i need a shrink? - Fido Dido
everyone is always out to get everyone else... and in your case
it's because you keep doing that thing with the plastic animals...
you know what i'm talking about... and a shrink will just tell
you lies and make you look at ink blots that resemble corpses
all the time
I used to
sponser a gifted 30lb deutsch hamster named Herr Jurgen. Every
day he would ask me the same question over and over again, 'Wie
gehts, Frau Heidi, wie gehts!?'. Everyday I would reply 'Sehr
Gut, und du?!' and he would just laugh a horrible snickering laugh
and rub his grubby paws together in a sinister fashion. This worries
me much for I know not where I would locate another Intelligent,
gifted 30lb Deutsch hamster. He might be bitter for I got him
in a blackmarket transaction. I owed a man a lot of money and
in favor I took this beautiful creature off his hand... I soon
grew to love Herr Jurgen. In any case, I'm at a loss when it comes
to figuring him out.. I think he might do something dreadful!!
He keeps taking the bleach and I no not where he's storing it...
He just snickers and mutters under his breath 'Schlafen Sie jehts!'...
another thing, I think he might be giving sexual favors to the
neighbors who are avid dope conusuers in exchange for some KB
or Ernie... does this call for counseling? and intervention? Should
I be concerned about this behavior? My boyfriend's not satisfying
in bed and I find myself wanting more all the time, should I dump
him and search for a stallion that can keep up? Please, bitte,
helph mich, ich wisse nicht was machen! ciao, Heidi Wissensehr
well i'm not sure what the non-english bits say but as for your
30lb deutsch hamster, i recommend those cat-houses they have in
pet stores... they are large and made from wood & carpet...
create spots around your house for it to call it's own and feed
it daily, stop buying bleach and just deal with stains, no couseling
is needed for the sexual favors as i need to have my daily fix
and i say you ditch that guy and get yourself another one... and
this time make sure he's smart too
why is it
that when you talk to people they always say (like).examples=its
LIKE yellow.oh God your LIKE ugly.LIKE no.humm its LIKE.why do
you LIKE.humm i dont know its like blue. see why do people use
thsi word why cant they use another one?
like i have no idea what you're like talking about... like whatever
are flying at a top speed of 30 mi/hr, eins blau und eins rot,
each one is waving at you with a fixed smile and gleaming razor
sharp teeth that glitter in the sun. One of these butterflies
is counting, eins, zwei, drei und so on... as they fly. You yell,
hey, speak fucking american bitch! The blau one turns towards
you at 45 degrees south going the same speed of 30 mi/hr and sinks
it's pearly sharp chompers into your shoulder which has just been
stitched up from another previous sinister butterfly attach...
what kind of cure would you advice for avoiding the repitition
of this situation, omitting of course the rude commentary to the
butterfly. Freedom of speech is vital, perhaps I should be more
i see no question here... you're FIRED
Eagles beat the Rams?
um no the dinosaur will
human males lick their balls like dogs? - Mzebonga
are you sure you humans can't? have you tried?
i need a
paragraph on the theme :"going insane" can you help
me write the paragraph?
going insane is more of a way of life then a trip you take. putting
items in plastic bags and organizing them on the street or making
dolls out of hair is considered insane by some but it's just a
way of life for others... what is so wrong with either thing really?
it's a way of being creative but when the walls begin to shapeshift
into eyes to stare at you and tell you to remove your bones then
perhaps it's not quite as fun anymore and that way of life sucks
but one time that beach ball was all bouncy until it blew away
but it was only a few dollars anyways
can i stand
on my nose?
yes of course
cutting holes in my Sock Monkey's, now they are cosy Cock Monkey's.
Can I sell them on your site?? $69.69 Poptart
absolutely... however a few demonstrations may be needed and of
course i'll have to try it myself... can the tails be used as
fuck monkeys too for those who wish some anal pleasure or of course
i have found
evidence of shocking sock monkey abuse! on gamefaqs, on the boards,
in random insanity, several people have posted disturbing acts
of sock monkey abuse, i tried to stop it but it keeps happening.
what can i do to stop this? what can we, as responsible inmates
of insanity, do? is there a sock monkey abuse helpline? yours-worried-for-the-safety-of-sock-monkeys-online-ly
- Fido Dido
send your money to us and we will take care of it... however you
can raise awareness in your community by distrubuting posters,
wearing informational pins, handing out stickers and of course,
talent shows... you CAN make a difference
eat out a strawberry pie and why?
no because i don't want to
wha da difference
bitween da tarded or da retarded pleez tell uhhh asap (hard to
spel and speek)
the difference is mostly the spelling and the slight color blending
you going to stop answering questions I would like a date please!
a date? are you going to pay me? will you put out? can i have
some food? will you rub my back?
mean this please if it happens?
i would mean that if it did then what i did would happen
DC, I must know...is the glass half empty or half full?? McDiablo
its mostly empty... but you'll end up hitting it and then it will
be completely empty as well as big mess
your views on vampires and their place in society? -gone postal
well some of them are ok if they choose to take out the stupid...
those who just dress up like vampires and talk about blood are
among those who should be killed by a real one... beyond that
i think they fit well into society and that it is the girl scouts
that we should be scared of
Yes, I tried,
and I fell of the sofa and knocked myself out on the coffee table.
Now I'm going to sue you for suggesting that I do it. - Mzebonga.
(Erm... just so there's a question... Is it green?)
no it's not green and i've suggested many times to send me money
yet you haven't... so what the hell?
I once knew
someone who got drunk off of Butter Rum flavoured LifeSavers.
How is that possible?? McDiablo
your friend is stupid... very stupid
If you had
a time machine and a plate of mashed potatoes, what would you
do? - BrainLiquor
well i'd eat those mashed potatoes before they got cold... then
i'd start travelling around in time... maybe see the dinosaurs...
make sure the humans either wipe themselves out or populate the
planets out there
ever numb somebody's head and make them eat their own brain?
once but then they got upset and threw carrots at me
I know this
kid who rides the Short Bus to school. What rhyme can I use to
i'm no good at rhyming so too bad for you... how about you just
do insane dances
Is the world
a Ghetto, aight?-Hearty Tarty
Are u eva
gonna quit yo jibba jabba?-Mr.T
if you pay me to do something else then sure
be allergic to mayonaise?
i'm sure they can
why is the
internet so fucking slow today? - Fido Dido
i blame the sun as well as that book i haven't gotten around to
made us who made God.
humans made god and then pretended he made them
cant u feel
like u felt like before? cant you face anything anymore? are there
any more songs i can deface, defile, and defacate? - Fido Dido
you could try the song laredo
fresh. huh? wtf happened to all the good questions? i think sanimal
is secretly hiding all the good questions that people ask and
using them himself. i think we should beat sanimal, the mayhaps
kill him. or tie him to a passing ice-cream van. or lorry. or
plane. yeah, plane. what do you think? what do you think about
the scenario posed by this so-called "question"? - Fido
i agree... harm him greatly... make him cry...
I ask a question? - Mzebonga
so you can win fabulous cash and prizes... oh no... that's not
this website... hmmm
with the plastic animals is perfectly natural, they told me they
want it, how can i refuse them? - Fido Dido
try distracting them with peanut butter and tales of the sea
pictures. one might call them insane. in fact i will. insane pictures.
insane pictures of people. people in cars. people doind things.
could we please have a link to that page? thankyouver'much. -
what page? the insane people
who? anti-flag. stop promoting them. i dont. you do. oh, ok. i
keep having arguments with myself. no i dont. how can i stop this?
i dont want to stop. i do. i dont. bloody hell, i'm such a twat.
how dare you! please help me. - Fido Dido & Fido Dido
i suggest some therapy... try having hot baths too
Do you know
how to silence those damn voices in your head?? McDiablo
sometimes screaming helps... but then the awful awful silence
makes you beg them to come back
date a female sock monkey who was taller than you?? McDiablo
sure... height is irrelevant unless we're talking about a 12 foot
or more difference
We do have
a screen for the door I think shes jealous that we are outside
and she isn't ,the cat I mean? Sally
she probably is because she is an animal... and remember that
most cat diseases are spread through the air so be careful when
other cats come around to the screen... maybe a leash/harness?
E. have ears?
yesterday and today she did... but who knows about tomorrow
being a sock monkey?
well it's ok most of the time... my tail is most delightful
do you prefer
Buffy or Dark Angel?
i prefer neither but i wouldn't turn either down to their faces
cuz they'd kick my ass
anyone greater then you? I know I cant find anyone!
well no not really... so just send me some money... someone will
Do you think
Hot Topics needs a section for cats??--Mistofflies
i think that maybe we should have a section here
one day for cats
saying we should take out the Girl Scouts too? Can I go for Barney
while I'm at it? -gone postal
yes but get barney first... he deserves it more
How do you
know? The answers to everything i mean?
i just know that i know... and if i don't then i either don't
care or find out the answer so i do know... you know sometimes
people hand you books and you're all 'well fine i'll read them'
and then you read them and they're good books and you know that
they think you're the bad mouse when you're not... you're the
smart mouse who just needed to smarten up and get things going...
and that other book has grown men arguing at length about the
meaning of life and how the state should be run and what they
say makes sense but still it could never happen because you stupid
little humans like to dislike each other and anytime a human is
involved then that means chaos... so just who is to say what is
right for me... and who am i to tell you the answers to anything...
all i am doing is offering my idea of the answer is and then you
evaluate my answer and use it to alter your idea of right... now
send me money
saying that, actually, everyone has knees? oh right. - Fido Dido
not everyone... sometimes people are born without them... same
goes with manners, noses and baby toes
how do you
earase web adresses on a computer?
well if you're using ms internet explorer then go to your history
folder, or press ctrl+H and you can delete your history... now
if you're at work or somewhere where they monitor your internet
usage then they are doing that server-side and you're screwed
unless you sleep withthe network administrator
the drinking game, you say you have a list of rules you've used
before. where are they? - Fido Dido
that was to be linked to a page where all the rules we had used
were... but for some reason no one could remember what those rules
were cuz no one was sober while playing... then one of us forgot
to take out that line on the page... we have done so now though...
you always seem to be the one to see these things... so you get
a head for taking the time to actually read most of our site...
and for those who demand they get heads for reading this site
just have to show they have done so as well or shut up
do you have
any pics of umpa loompas
not since the internet gnomes stole them
Why do strangers
have the best candy? - The X
because it's free and you don't know where it's been
time i did what billy told me to do, i ate a light socket. i nearly
blead to death and died of electricution but my question is, should
i do it again? and who the hell is billy anyway? - The X
i think that you should not do it again... but if billy talks
you into it then tape it and send it to me
time, at sock moneky camp, i stuck a sausage up a sock moneky.
he demaned large amounts of money but i didnt pay him. i soon
felt his wrath. would you demonstrate similar tortures if not
paid? - The X
yes... i also reccomend using a potato peeler to remove all their
skin then spray them with lemon juice
say you work to selfish ends or are you a giving person? - Mzebonga
it depends really... i give to those i feel deserve it and the
rest are irrelevant
people eat hotdogs?
i'm not sure... why don't you email them all and find out?
you do when wild baboons attack your house and take your cat?
well first you scream, then you strip down and offer to mate with
the baboons to distract them so your cat can run away to safety
month soon. i better knucle down, and do some revision for those
insane questionnaires and what ifs...? oh, and ta for inviting
me into that insane group thingy. i take you've decided on the
name for that new part of theinsanedomain? what was the outcome?
- Fido Dido
well the questions have been updated... just not the what ifs
yet... we have named it running rampant at my.theinsanedomain.com
yes, i would
like to think i have read & seen every single part of this
site. can i have a special award? my mum says i'm special. so
do those nice people at the hospital. i get my own room. the walls
are padded. <grin> oh wow! i got legs! do you have legs?
- Fido Dido
you have not prooved it so no award for you... i think i have
legs but i can't feel them right now
I MR JARRETS
TWIN EVIL? -ME
yes you are
who died and made you a genius there is nothing worse than a half-wit
answering questions from other half-wits. if you don't like me
flatulating near your desk move your desk i fart where i please
many people have died to enable my existance
Ok do you
feel Winona Ryder was dumb for stealing stuff and gettin caught
or clever for not getting caught untill now?--Mistofflies
i think it's dumb that anyone cares... punish her as you would
anyone else and get over it
It is actually
snowing in Vancouver!! Why does it continue to snow? When will
it stop?? Do you hate snow as much as I do??? McDiablo
well that's what happens sometimes in vancouver... it will stop
within a month... and yes... we have some ice right now and it
emails you and ends it by saying 'remember, rainbows don't grow
on trees', what does it mean? - from Vegetable Rights Foundation
it means that they thought that was pretty witty and wanted to
try to impress you with it...
you seem to love money alot. so, if i paid you a lot of money,
would you do anything i wanted you to (even if it involves my
excrement and your mouth??)
well i wouldn't do that... and there are a few other things i
wouldn't do... send me your list and a down payment... we'll talk
of host in an animal is?
this make you go insane? Just wondering, because I'm sane, and
I wanna keep my sanity lol
you have to go insane naturally or you're just a fake insane person...
hell is wrong with me? my mom and dad were perfect. -Vegetable
they LIED! your whole life has been a lie...
if you see
Bob Dylan and you go up to him for an autograph and he says, "fuck
off you fool, I'm not dylan", what do you say to him? of
course the course of action would be to fuck off but what do i
say to him..?
say "can you sign my ass with your tongue?"
Do you like
oatmeal? Not as a food but as a weapon.
lend me $100?
no.... i need you to send ME money
hell ever said doctors knew everything?
no one i know
you do if you were attacked by a Dalek?
i'd scream then fling chalk at it
big idea anyway?
if i told you then you couldn't handle it and your head would
going to do "idiot training" on how to actually get
into your piece of shit Yahoo Group given that I recieved two
e-mails from you about joining and gratefully accepted, then I
found out that the bloody place wouldn't accept any form of login.
Frankly, Yahoo! are corporate pigs and I can't believe you sold
out to them, but if you are going to have a Yahoo! Group, I would
like to at least be able to sign in and bitch openly about how
shit Yahoo Groups are. - Mzebonga
yea i know yahoo sucks big corporate ass... but we had to put
up something for the whiny people out there... so there it is
until we can get our own done by those so-called programmers
is it true
that sheep go to heaven and goats go to hell?
whoever told you that was just mean
why do people say 'bottoms up' when they drink? someone told me
it is because when you say that it usually means you drink a large
amount of alcohol, get so drunk and have upside-down orgies. Is
this true? If it isn't, what's the real story behind it?
that is the correct story
heard of the arrogant worms? if you have, what do you think about
them and their love for winnebagos?
yes i have and quite frankly i'm outraged... those damn worms
think they own the place and let me tell you they DON'T... so
when you see one you just tell it to shut the hell up and go home
before you piss on it
luscious red lips. what do you eat/do to get them this way?
i suck on strawberries... unless you have a better idea
Do you enjoy
not really... i stay away from dairy foods
such things as monkeysocks? i beleive Grimmkaos was/is one. what
do they look like? - Fido Dido
i refuse to aknowledge their existance... may they all burn in
hell... that's right... BURN IN HELL
asking so many questions it became an interview... this was submitted
as ONE entry...
do you like
the tick? spoon. - Fido Dido
no i hate him and want his dead blue bloated ass to be flung into
she knows, she knows, she knows, she knows? - Fido Dido
she just knows
my cat just gave birth to three of the cutest little kittens you
ever saw. My cat, Mitze (it's a stupid fucking name but anyways..),
already has a name, so, i need help with naming her 3 kittens.
Myself and I just can't seem to agree on anything suggested...
I'll describe the kittens to you: number one is black and white
like a Fresian cow, with a long black tail. number two is pure
white with a curly tail like a piglet. number three is dark brown
but striped like a little tiger and a long tail. I hope you can
help me with this problem. ps: i'll have photos of them up soon
i'll send the address to you if you want.. -Vegetable Rights Foundation
well usually i give my cats real people names... my cats name
is Anastasia... Ana for short... so decide on what kind of personality
they have and give them a name based on that... and just so i
provide a bit of help (you didn't tell me their sex)... i personally
like the following names for cats... Jerry, Blue, Storm, Spaz,
Eddie, Scooter, Monkey
If the plural
of goose is geese, why isn't the plurl for moose meese? If the
plural for tooth is teeth, then why isn't one booth two beeth?
well you see the english language is just stupid at times... the
english language has adapted many words from other languages...
so get used to english not making sense... apparently it is the
hardest language to learn as well
Why do they
say 'sweetmeats' for bread and 'sweetbreads' for meat?
i've never heard of those terms... so i have no idea...
I'll believe in Gosh instead of God. If you don't believe in Gosh
too, you'll be darned to heck.
well then i'm going straight to heck
money shot. what dos that mean>?
well it means that you were playing a game and you made the shot...
bravo for you... now send me some money
i prove that i've read/seen all of this fantastic site? mayhaps
in my.theinsanedomain.com you could have a contest bit? or a challenge?
or summat. i eagerly await my.theinsanedomain.com. all hail the
Cats! - Fido Dido
well perhaps we'll set up a contest... we're actually looking
into setting up an ebay store to sell insane things... what do
you freaks think of that?
my last entry wasn't a question, It was meant to be at the end
of all those Questions that you in an interview. Frankly, I'm
disgusted. What do you have to say for yourself? - Mzebonga
i say blah blah blah to you... i'm sick as hell right now so you're
lucky i'm even answering these questions!
i make my dick bigger jerking off
elastics... figure out what works right for you... or remove a
few fingers so it just FEELS bigger
dc, i recently
switched from using a pipe to blunts. i think that the nicotine
from the tobacco that was in the paper soaked in, and that i'm
getting addicted to it. do you think that could happen? -seth
i'm not sure... try going back to the pipe... apparently bongs
are the best for you though... just save the blunts for every
once in awhile
good classic movie poster that would look good in my room? -seth
the birds... the time machine... what sort of movies do you like?
if you're into scifi then get 2001 or something... try this place
to see some posters... but go to a local store if possible to
buy them... http://anubis.science.unitn.it/services/movies/
am ROBOT... hear me beep. this robot keeps following me, what
can i do? - Fido Dido
well if it's daneel then stick close to him and do whatever he
says... if it's giskard then do the same... if it is marvin then
run away cuz all he does is whine whine whine
thing i havnt seen on this site is the secret of the lap-dancing
sockmonkey. thats it. what is the secret? i know someone found
it once. - Fido Dido
yes there is a secret to it... the secret is who the lap-dancing
Is it illegal
to steal pylons and street signs??McDiablo
i think it is... especially where safety is involved... so if
you must steal signs then pick ones that won't kill people...
as for pylons just steal every other one
didn't answer my question about codswallop. Why not? - Mzbonga
codswallop? what the hell is that?
if a turtle
loses its shell is it homeless or naked?
both actually... and you know we should really do something about
this growing problem
Area 877 by Mike Patton?
yes i have the mp3... i have almost everything that he does vocals
Man! I haven't
been here in what... 6..7 months? Anywho, I got a new sockmonkey.
I don't know what to name it. Do you have any suggestions oh wise
welcome back... and call him jocko... post
pictures in our yahoo club
do cats find the most stimulating? Sally
well my cat likes pompoms... as well as those mice... and she
loves tissue paper laid out on the floor... another favorite is
a cloth ribbon
my cat go mad at 6am in the morning? At that time she wants to
claw everything but I love her still. Sally
she is a kitten and they are full of energy for awhile... my brother
got a cat (named bart) and he is doing that too... if she is scratching
things then get a spray bottle and fill it with water... only
spray her as she's doing it so she understands
pic I sent you do you think my cat is a russian blue? Sally
yes it looks similar to one... they are beautiful cats... my friend
had one and called it Blue
why do people
say 'touch wood' when they don't want something bad to happen?
i remember reading something but that but i don't recall at the
moment... it is probably a religious thing... just like crossing
your fingers is
i've got a question.. my mom says if i continue eating lots of
sugar i will get diabetes.. but i enjoy slurpees a lot.. do you
think i should quit? -Miss Rogers Sweater
if you take care of yourself, stay at a normal weight then i would
think that you'd be ok...
up DC?Listen homes i fucked my girl freinds brains out.literally!!!and
i wanna know how to get it back in there before anyone notices!!please
help me!!!AND ANSWER QUIKLY!!!-----pimpstajimsta
use some cottonballs & qtips... that way you won't damage
too much... and next time make her wear earmuffs
how do u
have sex, could you please show me a couple pictures
i'll show you in person once i'm through being sick as hell...
i can barely even speak right now
How do you
many many ways... it depends on my mood, how alert i am and who's
guys are always asking for money, what would you use it on if
we actually gave some to you?? McDiablo
well first of all we'd thank you... then we'd put it towards our
site in the form of paying for another few years of ownership,
paying a programmer to do a few things, and perhaps start making
tshirts and things for us to sell you... but of course you'd have
to give us more then 5 bucks for that... if you gave us 5 bucks
we'd say thanks and get some coffee before working on the site