I tell you about that guy who came in with a Leafs shirt on? Well
he did and it was a cool shirt but did he get it from Canada or
Perth? I don't think I've seen those shirts in the sports stores
here but I could be wrong,couldn't I? Sally
well it is a canadian hockey team but i'm sure that
you can order it online from anywhere in the world... so next
time ask him and then let us know
Your last report had coffee spilt all over it! If you don't take
care of this I will personally get off my ass and come fuck you
this isn't a question dumbass so you can kiss the photocopy of
you do with a coffee table and some life savers?
throw the life savers at the cat and put my laptop
on the coffee table
Did you know I de-clawed Sammy? What do you think of that?
of course i noticed it and i think that most cats don't
need to be declawed
a guy have good long sex with another guy and girl?
sometimes the answer is yes... it all depends on who
the guy and girl are and if you're all drunk...
I know this gurl who knows this guy thatknows this gurl that instead
of picking her nose and eating the boogers she picks her butt
and eats the crap...she still insists that I try because it is
very tasty and healthy but I need some one else's opinion on it
before I try this "foreign food"!!! so what's your opinion
i say go for it and send pictures
French Connection, United Kingdom made a lot of money doing their
FCUK label? Well couldn't you try that and have DCIK? What would
it stand for? - Mzebonga
dc is killer... shut up i'm tired and that's all i
could come up with on such short notice
DC, y r
old people so bluddy specail? They think the rule the bluddy buses...y
do we have to stand up for them, its not like their gonnd die
from standing up!!
they do rule the busses and when you get be a grumpy
asshole you'll understand why you need to sit... plus they like
to stare into young people's crotches and reminisce about the
days when they had working sex organs too
the S and the M in S&M bikes stand fro
the Ido stand for in the IDO bike parts
i don't object
the DC stand for in DCshoecousa
it stands for damn crackers because the owner was obsessed
with crackers but then one hit her in the eye and then she hated
them so much that she made shoes in the us
I do when this guy I like says he only wants to be friends?
then be friends or leave him the hell alone
drink alone. i live in the country, my girlfriend doesn't drink,
and i work so much that i don't have much free time before midnight,
and i simply enjoy my own company and have few close friends.
i often drink alone. every other day or so. i'm young and bored.
am i an alcoholic?
favorite pukn fank?
do you think
julia stiles is hot?
no since i don't know who she is and don't care
that for? Witto
for scraping the crud out from under my toenails
had i owned
a doberman pincer, would you run it over with a golf cart? and
how fast would you go provviding, the cart could do like 15 mph
i wouldn't run over any dogs with a golf cart as i would be aiming
for baby carriages and children... i would also have my uncle
jim rig the golf cart to go much much faster so i could inflict
i have recently
found anal warts on my face, how should i go about getting rid
of my goiter? naILNINE
use razors... they should do the trick quite nicely
does DC stand for putrid gastrointestinal?
odd pictures of DC having intercouse with a unopened tuna can
on this website - www.monkeysinajar.com, is this really you or
some fabrication of the devil?
i think you made this whole picture thing up cuz i couldn't see
it... but the site is kinda funny so i left the address in the
question... don't say i never give you freaks anything
talking in your head. How do you hear it or know its there. Because
you are not hearing it. You are not using your ears. So what the
hell is that.
these weren't questions as there are no ???'s anywhere
are rebelling! run for your badgers! what can we do? - Fido Dido
you can all take 10 dollars out of your grubby pockets
and give it to me
on my Duck and stole my camel? -Fancy Fork Finger
i think sally did it... but she'll deny it
scratch my ass for me?
any Canadian's that DON'T like hockey?? I mean it's like every
Canadian I meet just loves hockey. I mean not every black person
you meet likes fried chicken. But I'm thinking, poor Canadians
they have nothing else to be known as Canadians for besides ice
fishing, saying "eh", and other cheesey things so they
just tell everyone how much they love hockey because they think
it's all cool and aggressive and All-Canadian. Eh?
yes there are many canadians that don't like hockey... and i don't
know what the black person and fried chicken things is about...
perhaps this is a stereotype where you are? as for ice fishing...
i have never done that... but my sled dog team keeps me warm in
my igloo while i eat poutine and speak french all the time as
i watch the maple leafs win the cup year after year against the
the Canadian cross the road? To get to America.
your wit astounds me
really live on Baffon Island?
people live everywhere like a damn virus
Hey do you
know there is actually a CITY in Greenland??? It's called GODTHAB!
I dont know about you but I'm totally confused, I would like to
know more about Godthab and it's people! Are they really thabby
i don't know anything about them so how about you look
it up on your own and NOT share the results?! that would be great
as it doesn't matter to me at the moment
What language do the people of Greenland speak? Do they speak
Greenlandese? Or what? What language do they speak in Canada?
Was learning English hard for you?
most people in canada speak english... not all speak it as their
main language though and i suck at understanding those with heavy
I need your help! I went to look up Greenland in Yahoo and it
gave me some crap about Denmark. Why are they trying to hide all
the info about Greenland? I bet it's a really great place with
beautiful beaches, french fries, and free money. They just don't
want anyone to know about it.
greenland is mostly ice and iceland is quite green... how's that
for messing with your minds?
ebola virus got out in Africa again. That's the third time its
happened. Do you have any ideas to keep that from happening again?
remove the humans from the planet... then put it all
in a jar with a label that says "Do Not Open"
step on the duck , I have my own duck you saw my duck and what
a cool duck he is, so why would I want to step on someone elses
duck? I do have the camel but I'm not telling where it is. hehehe
ducks are not all they're cracked up to be
Oh and we
don't want to know what you scrape from under your toenails hahahaha.
So can you go do that somewhere else? Sally
i put it all on my monitor and shape it into various
Did I tell
you the loan for our house got approved? No well it did its all
official now woopieeeeee.I'm so happy. No you can't visit hahaha
congrats and i'm moving into your basement...
know you were into tuna cans in that sorta way? hahaha I didn't
mean to laugh honest.......Sally
tuna cans aren't around here anymore except for the
tuna food that ana eats
second in charge?
i am... jcp is first
So I like
chocolate ,whats your favourite?
i don't like chocolate
hand up if you hate strawberry?
no they rock the block
have a page where we answer your questions so you know all about
us and we can contact other fans of the insane domain.Have stuff
about us because we are the important ones?
don't delude yourselves into thinking that this is about you in
any way... this is about ME... but jcp is setting up a section
for you self-absorbed freaks to share with others so just chill
and focus on me until then
So why does
the water taste like orange juice?
you keep adding oranges
So put your
hands up if you like the taste of oranges?
sometimes i do but not right now
do you think has the nicest taste? Which person do you think tastes
raspberries are good... and that strawberry shortcake
Is it that
yes it is i'm glad you mentioned it
Do you like
to attach yourself to peoples legs and what for?
yes i do and to get my way
a sexy monkey like you doing in a place like this?
hangin out waiting for the humans to die off
you blame me if I said no? Sally
no i wouldn't
some people aren't what you expect? Or do I have high expectations?
if you're like me, you expect people to have a certain
amount of knowledge and intelligence... yet so few do... and sometimes
you even lower your standards... then people just prove how they
can't be trusted... so who needs them i'll just hang with my cranberry
juice and cartoons
Can we blame
it on Fido Dido then?
a whiter shade of pale?
i don't think so
happened to Mr Green Jeans?
he fell in mud and became mr muddy ass
that thing that is on the end of that strange
difference between there, their, and they're? And also the difference
between hair, here, hear, hare, and heir? hmmmmm?
there is over there, their is theirs, and they're is they are...
and hair in my soup is sick, here is where i am, hare is also
sick in my soup or under my tires, and heir is what i vow to never
Why do you
drive on a parkway and park in a driveway??
people live in Newfoundland?
many people and a few stingrays
life jackets orange? my god, arent they embarrassing enough?
they're quite stylish and it's so you don't accidentally
grab your jacket when the boat starts sinking
Why do people
think that all we Canadians do is sit around in our igloos, ice
fishing, wearing rubber boots, and saying things like "eh"
and "bys"? Don't you people know we are smarter than
yea but people like to live in their little fantasies
like that one where i'm able to start saying how things should
be and then everything is right and things can get back to normal
des personnes habite a Canada?
about 35 million i think... something like that
Who do you
think would win? Spawn or Preditor?
spawn but it would be a good fight to see
me, but i wont be fustrated with destruction in your eyes, as
your staring at the sun. it just gets moer and more badgers? -
i don't like badgers...
sally step on my duck and steal my camel? and what should i do
to her as far as vengeance is concerned? -Fancy Fork Flinger.
she hates you and i think that you should force her to take 400
bucks from you a week... that will show her
are three pages of the letter "a": [section omitted]
instead, i bring you this: jump bitch? - Fido Dido
are all the words i'm speaking familiar to you?
did he just...? how the...? humans arent meant to do that... are
they...? personally i would just use the door... but, if i could
do that... well, wouldnt you...? its just a day in the life...
- Fido Dido
i've seen it done but haven't tried it myself
all over your hands up to the elbow normal? - Fido Dido
as long as what you're writing isn't religous
in my mouth is nothing compared to getting your head stuck in
a letter box. do you watch trigger happy tv? its a bit like the
tom green show, except, its actually funny. - Fido Dido
i've never heard of that show before but i'll see if we have it
really a horny sock puppet?
call peoples questions patheitc even if they are because you might
make them cry
if people are crying because i was mean to them then
they should get the hell off my site and learn to cope with reality
or rip open their wrists in a bathtub of warm water... oh... that
wasn't very nice was it?
all the calls go on my caller id?
they became anonymous and ran off into the night
someone who creates sculptures out of flour and koolaid
live next to you?
no... above me torturing me every damn day
my questions go on the internet?ps.i know where u live hehehehehehehahahahahamuwhhahahaamuwhahahahahaloser
i don't think all would... and i know where you live
too... you live above me don't you
a dumbass ?
am i wasting
or chris like me better?not like you would know
ToeJam and Earl
are great aren't they? - Mzebonga
during the week they are
y wont i
get one?y should i care? and whats this site about?
this site is about sunshine lollypops and hillbilly
please stop that?
they made a mistake when they called Iceland Iceland, and Greenland
Greenland? Yea I think they did..They were high. Right? Please
say yes, this is the only way I can contain myself.Im so confused
I lose sleep at night.
they were drunk from fermented fish wine
anyway I can get a flight out to Godthab? I'll send you pictures
once I get out there. Okay? I Love you.
um ok then
great. I think that I'm in love with you. Let's get married,ok?
I think it'll be great.
no i don't want to get married you can go away now
after you send me your money
so silly! you have two different shoes on. Why?
cuz they match
you soooooo cute????
it's my tail and charming smile
do u hate
mostly but not completely
why is everyone
so nive and immature ?
that's the way they're raised to be
jamie have constant crusts on his arse???
he doesn't clean very often
why do my
balls hurt so much when i watch Jerry Springer???
stop watching jerry springer and you'll find that life
is much less painful
ducks aren't all they're cracked up to be? I saw you have sex
with that duck, it must have pretty good otherwise you wouldn't
have done it right? Sally
they just aren't and you have no proof
So why does
everything have to be about you ,you ,you ? Sally
because this is MY bit of the site
So if your
a horny sock puppet then why?
because i'm horny...
if when you shrink heads and cover them in chocolate and gave
them to someone they go "oh these taste nice and I like he
taste of people" what would you do? Sally
i would smile and say 'that's why i made them for you'
give me some hands on training?Vannilla Sky
actual feet inside your boots?JellyFishToast
i'm not telling you
I jes think
that in this crazy world the best thing would be a sock monkey
centerfold in playboy. Do you agree? JellyFishToast
absolutely... email them right now and request it
Do you know
voodoo? DOes it really work? Ow ok maybe it does bastard! JellyFishToast
well i tried it a few times... oh... sorry about that
the shit? JellyFishToast
yes they are
monkeys masturbate? JellyFishtoast
question.... since the age of 18 i have been going through my
old school shit, i found a buncha old macoroni necklaces if i
eat them will i die? JellyFishToast ps if a sock monkey eats them
will he die cuz i know the infrastructures are completley different
you should be able to eat them without dying but then again i
could be lying
you think about the string theory? do you believe it? what book
do you think is better the naked ape or a brief history of time(by
stephen hawking) marissa
i have only read a brief history of time ... but send me the other
book and i'll let you know which one i liked best
act patriotic in america, what do people in canada act like...?
we act like ourselves i suppose
in the middle of July I found a dead muskrat by the side of the
road, so I brought it home and wrapped it, and gave it as a gift
to my friend. Unfortunately, the muskrat decomposed before Christmas
and I was unable to give my friend the said gift. What should
I do to overcome rotting mammals in the future?
keep them in a freezer... you may wish to purchase
a large one to store in your garage or bedroom
all that and a bag of potato chips! are you?
i only had a few chips
this website - http://www.meowmix.com/splash.asp
this very scary I think the cats are planning to conquer.
i think that this is just strange... i still want a
copy of that commercial where the cats are all dancing around
to dance music in different colors
okay I tried
that picking butt thing but the pics didn't come out all to well
so ANY WAY...what is your opinion of rednecks/hillbillies/hicks?~~Idiot
i think that many of them annoy me... and keep trying
to get those pictures
break up with robert
you a monkie
that's just the way it is
those little pics of people on milk cartons, why do they talk
to me when i am sleeping and then i wake up in the mourning with
stiky white shit in my bed and all over me??? P.S. Ryan Smyth
is an arse fucking son of a bithch and what can we do to solve
his problem of fucking 99 year old men up the arse hole???
they talk to you? all they do is make faces at me...
and i don't see the problem if the 99 year old man likes that
sorta thing... just as long as i don't have to witness or participate
pull my dick for me in my grandpa's bed
only if you give me lots of money and you're grandpa
you say ducks aren't great? I'm going to be a duck in my next
life and I will lead the ducks to their own babylon, where stupid
people throw them bread all day long. - Mzebonga
sounds like a worthy cause... but i'd clear it with
the cats first
Can I get
Nigel to piss in your face? - Mzebonga
no... get him to piss on santa... or on some sausages...
or a copy of 'Annie' the movie... or maybe on my couch
mom a bitch? - Mzebonga
the biggest bitch i've ever known
those little worm things that come out all the holes in your body
when you drink the water from third world countrys (and i mean
every hole).............are they my biological father???
yes they are... i'm glad your parents left it for me to tell you...
DC,im the dude with the question bout those worm things coming
out all the holes in your body......why does the cat next door
look at me when im in a room with no one or nothing in it????im
the cat likes your worms and is probably plotting something evil
those sock monkeys rape me when i was passing through the jungle???and
why was there blood on the temple? P.S,write something funny for
once,you underpaid shit shovellin sherrif
they did that because you were passing through their
territory of the jungle... since this was a tribe that celebrates
the "Swinkyr" goddess, that area you were on was considered
sacred and since you were in the sacred space they were offended
and therefore had to rape you to properly punish you for your
deeds and to appease the goddess so that she wouldn't become enraged
and cause all of the tribes tails to drop off... and i don't have
to write anything funny if i don't want to
i know your
a sock and all and i had a sexual encounter with my gym sock,was
that sock your uncle????
it could have been... i do have a slutty uncle gym
will a smurf go if i choke the little fucker? ph and 4 me say
fuk fukity fukin pissin slutten shitty shit shitems .......thanks
it turns purple... and i did
die if i used u as a sock ahahahaha
not really but i'll just smile and nod at you
if i plant u in the ground u will reavolve into a even uglier
well you reckoned wrong but don't let the joy of you
having a thought be overshadowed by this
christmas! Please, will you come home for the Holidays?? Love
keep your xmas bullshit to yourself
commercialisd christmas! is there any thing we can do? - Fido
deny it... don't buy expensive gifts... don't buy gifts
for those who bought you one because you feel you have to... lock
yourself in your basement or closet and cover your ears with your
pillow until those fucking blinking xmas lights finally stop and
get taken down
DC, y don't
u like Christmas?? U get loadsa presents and constant boozing
and smoking for more or less a whole week...whats wrong with u???
i don't like how i'm expected to buy stuff for others...
i don't want stuff from others to celebrate some religous bullshit...
i like the week off to party... but when it's with family then
i'll choose no...
u seen those 'Digital TV' ads in England? They have a very funny
man called Johnny Vegus on and another sock monkey called...Monkey!!
Is he a relation of yours? He is very funny...u shuld meet him
and get pissed for xmas! - Gooner
no i haven't heard of that and it could be my distant cousin fred...
i'll have to find out for sure
Why is Marijuana
illegal in the states
they make it illegal because they want everyone to
smoke cigarettes instead
it depends on the monkey really...
the movie "waking life" be out on video?
it depends on who you believe... i personally believe
you think is the best way to let the world know that organised
religion is the fastest easiest way to brainwash people, and the
most dangerous weapon of war and hate in the hands of so-called
servants of god? why do people strive to follow and be led by
a figure head that serves to submits followers to a life of submission
and fear? how can poeple be soo frikken blind and stupid
people like to have something to blame for everything
in their lives, and avoid responsibility for their actions...
humans are bred stupid... what other species could possible take
a message of 'love' and twist it into a bloodbath that lasts over
there are seven cats in my lounge...they are disgusing world domination...I
have had either the choice to be their loyal minion, or to sacrafice
myself to Lord Fluffy..I have questions that I need answered rapidly...
Is their anyway of hiding from these multicellular organisms?
And who the fuck is Lord Fluffy...? Is he their leader? Or just
the leader of this one colony..?
no you can't hide, and lord fluffy is just a made up character
like santa claus so the cats can laugh at you and torture you
if you choose to go with it... so just become their servant and
abandon all independent thoughts you may have
day DC. boxing day has got to be the best day of the entire year.
its when the xmas hype and bullshit are finally over, and its
the furthest day away from having to do it all again. plus the
fridge is full of food! whatd you think? -frazicus
i think that it's all crap and the only good thing about xmas
this year was the lava lamp i got
want to see Nigel piss in your face. You know you're the people's
bitch so why don't you just do as you're told? - Mzebonga
how about i get to piss in your face, then nigels? don't forget
to open your mouth
So did you
end up getting that cheque from witto for that gibberish question?
no i didn't i was ripped off
want us to wear socks in here so you don't have to see our feet?
yes that's true...
So if you
have bad manners people don't care?
people do care so be polite
So do you
think Joanna,the on who cant spell,keglineq,suzi and witto are
friends or all know each other? They are odd in some ways.
some of them do know each other off the internet from
what i've gathered
you push the daises?
i stomp on them
So can drunken
sailors fuck in green jello on a sunday?
no, only red jello on sundays
you like in kindergarten? Did you kiss the girls and make them
i made everyone cry for various reasons but when monster
went to the zoo then everyone had a grand old time
go,I've had enough of your shananigans?
Is it okay
to like a song that sucks, just because it gives you memories?
you can like whatever song you want but to hide the
suckyness of the song then i suggest you listen to it on headphones
so others aren't forced to endure the stupidity
Is it my
Do you believe
it's just a myth
i'm not sure but i think i sat on one the other day
the hell is sex and what's the big hype about it?
come over here and pay me to show
i have recently
seen "Cats and dogs". how did the dogs manage to get
hold of such confidential information? or is a conspiracy, or
a clever plan designed by The Cats in order that the dogs should
think that they hold the upper hand? or is it just a film? mayhaps
our masters, The Cats, could use some of the ideas portrayed in
the "film"? the film seems to portray a rogue Cat, who
is not in communication with the Council of Cats. has this rebel
been dealt with? should i get out more? All praise the Almighty
Cats! - Fido Dido
i haven't seen that movie... so i'll deny everything
me a good question award but you didnt answer my question. ""dammit...
janet...." why is this so? why is it not "bugger....
shugger..." or even "shit... kit..."?" answer
it dammit. - Fido Dido
shame is kinda like ham but with extra letters
If my neighbor
insists on playing Who Let The Dogs Out at max volume at three
in the morning, is it appropriate to kick his door in and stab
him in the face with a coat hanger?
yes it is and make sure you take out the stereo before
the cops drag you away
hell is wrong with people in Florida?
its the white pants
like when they put you in the clothes dryer? Or do they never
i wash myself and it's some great fun
What is this "Christmas" that I hear many speak of?
it's bullshit so don't fall for it... run away...
nooooo way and i never fell for that whole 'twins'
Do you like
this question? Does this question intrigue you greatly?
not really... and no i won't fake it
favorite Jelly Belly? Mine is definitely Juicy Pear. My second
favorite is Watermelon.
i have never had one before... i assume this 'jelly
belly' is a creature for me to hunt down with my truck and then
eat its carcass off the tires? how do i know which flavor is which?
flamingo in my back yard keeps twitching. Is it me?
only if you are a pink flamingo in front of a mirror...
perhaps you should give it a sweater
ass look big in this?
yes... it looks fucking HUGE and i'm horribly offended
TRYING TO MESS WITH MY MIND? THE date says the 27th yet it is
the 26th, ya know the day after Christmas...okay well it's bad
enough I don't understand much but then you go and do that to
me....why? why? why? oh and is it a good thing to start a fire
in the road and then sit on it or drive a car or bike over it?
It was fun until the car blew up...~~IDiot Destroyer
yes i am and i am in a different time zone then you
or am i even on the same planet? and they were all talking about
fucking on a train but they were strangers and they all pant and
stuff and i'm wondering what's going on and then its suddenly
all over and then now she's a hooker
uh, what? Oh yeah, hey DC, do you know how to make mustard? -gone
no i don't...
give me ans my quse my wife have very small asshole, i want assfucking
with her ,my dick not gown into her asshole because, she have
very tity and small asshole, what can i do? can u help me?
i say you take up knitting... it will solve all your
women have you had sex with?-will
due to various legal paperwork i have signed, i can
not reveal that information
My cat had
a worm crawled up its ass. How do you think it felt?-will
the only way to truly find out is to find a worm and
let it crawl up your ass... send pictures
How do you
ask out a girl who you don't know if she likes you or no?-will
you ask her
say that im gay. what do you think?-will
i think that it doesn't matter what they think so you
just enjoy wearing those ballgowns with pride
I want Brittney
spears to have sex with me. What about you?-will
no i demand women with brains
favorite Pink Floyd song?
empty spaces (the video version)... or waiting for
I need some
help. I don't get it, ...I mean...Britney Spears...what the fuck?
there is NOTHING to get... next subject
can i burn
cds off this site
sure but i don't think it will fill a cd... only jcp
has enough of it to fill a cd... she has ALL the old versions
of the site plus all the stuff that was ever online but isn't
I have 2
friends that are stoned, one thats sick, and one thats giving
free head shots, so what should i do? -LubisKo
steer clear of the sick one, take the head shots...
i slap my bitch's, pimp my hoes, drink my 40, or take a hit from
this big 'ol blut? -LubisKo
drink your 40 and take a hit... requires the least
amount of work with the greatest amount of enjoyment
Can I send
you a pic of one of my blonde hoes naked on the hood of my truck
with a candy cane in her twat? -LubisKo
better head, DC or SAnimal? -LubisKo
me as sanimal is better at sucking ASS
I if I lose my straw in my 40? -WilinKo
a straw does not belong in a 40
If I can
stick a Full Two Liter in my pussy, and pull it out empty what
does that mean?-Taz
it means you can do something most women don't even
If i can
stick 4 dicks in my mouth at once does that mean im a nympho?-Broodly
it means you have a big mouth or those 4 dicks are
you all just fuck off and die? - Mzebonga
we're working on it
If you could
cut off any part of my body, what would it be? What part of Sally's
body would you choose to cut off? Would you do like the freaky
toys in Toy Story and try to tape the seperate parts of me and
Sally back together in some weird perverse way? - Mzebonga
whatever makes sperm but doesn't stop me from having
sex... i would cut off an inch of her hair so she wouldn't slice
off my head with her well sharpened hairdresser scissors... i
would like to melt all those stupid toys... but yes that sounds
like fun too
if I press this big red button with the words "WARNING! DO
NOT PRESS BUTTON OR BUILDING WITH SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST"
written above it? - Mzebonga
nothing much... but whatever you do... do not hit the
DO NOT PANIC button
we? - Fido Dido
i ask myself that every day but then coffee distracts
do you think
the gunslinger will ever find the dark tower?- marissa
you know i've been wondering for years but damnit if
he doesn't then why tease us with the whole thing to begin with???
that damn train is NOTHING but a pain...
why do all
mic mac indians have no nuts?
i'm not sure maybe they didn't plant any?
you say that white pants are the problem with people in Florida?
Don't most of the visitors to this site wear white pants... and
shirts... and are kept under close supervision at all times? -gone
no no... visitors to this site have much better white pants and
jackets then those in florida... we get to hug ourselves all the
time with OUR jackets... the peope in florida with their
crappy white pants and non-hugging jackets suck
OK, I just
found out that my friends mom use to be a Hooker, knowing this,
what should I do? -LubisKo
well since she USED to be a hooker, you will have to
pay someone else's mother who IS a hooker to fuck you
I have a
friend named Blowjob Bre, would you like to meat her? -LubisKo
maybe later... i'm not feeling so good today
Do you like
the music of the following: ICP/Twiztid/Marz/Blaze/Slipknot/KiTTiY/Disterbed/Drowning
Pool/Pink Floyd/Darklotus/ and do you HATE eminem aka Slimanus?
some songs, don't know them, don't know them, don't
know them, they were ok and now its over, heard a few cool songs,
haven't heard of them, don't know them, yes pink floyd is alright,
don't know them... and i can't say i've heard any eminem but i'm
sure i'd hate it
best way to kill a blonde that is too mouthy and cant give head
good enough to make up for it? -LubisKo
killing is too much work... just throw some tinfoil at her and
that should distract her long enough for you to leave
Do you think
it is wrong to say "God Damn"? -Broodly
in most situations... no
a goat and got herpes, what barnyrad animal should I fuck next?
your favorit flavor of lungbutter? -LubisKo
none i prefer pickles
someone with a screwdriver last week and i brough his corpse to
a butcher friend of mine and he took care of it. Now, my question
is, would you like a steak or ribs? -LubisKo
well i'm a vegetarian but just this once... steak
Do you do
bootycalls? -The Flamein' Slimanus
depends on who's calling
i got this
bad ass pic to send you BUT i can find any please to send it at
your site, how can i send it to you? -LubisKo
go to here and fill
out the form... someone will contact you and tell you how
to send it in
claim to live in Canada...but I'm thinking that most likely that
you're from the east coast because not many people live on the
western side of the country...and since I live on the east side
(or that's what everyone tells me?!?) it is near impossible for
you to be in adiferent time zone, eh?
well we drive around in a funky van and solve mysteries so we're
in different time zones all the time...
is it that
hard? if any one is from another plane it should be ME because
I could then create my own government where fuzzy lumpkins and
frogs rule and and weasel die...do you think weasel's deserve
to die? would you like for me to tell you why? and would you think
my government would be an improvement from one's we have now?
yes it would be an improvement however i don't think
weasels should be prosecuted
a fucking shit head
Why do birds
suddenly appear every time you are near?
my tail looks like a large worm and they all want a
piece of it
I have company at my house, my cat goes crazy and claws everyone
in the crotch. What should I do?
stop having people over or find people that your cat
I sleep I wake up screaming "SON OF A BITCH!" What can
I do to encourage this activity in others?
kick them while they are asleep and then slap them
know that that guy on TV, y'know the skinny guy, did you know
he's a complete fuckwit?
yes i do...
I like my
hot dogs smothered in mayonaisse. What do you think about this,
i think that you can have your stupid hot dog anyway
you want it
how i can
make big asshole my little asshole's wife?
i'm not sure what you're getting at but i recommend
a lot of
people seem to regard 40's as cheap shit, and normal beer as being
superior. personally, i like them, because you get fucked up faster,
piss less, and don't get as big a beer belly as those who drink
a lot of normal beer to achieve the same effect. what do you think?
i think that the only reason to drink is to get drunk
so the quickest route with the least amount of effort and recovery
time would be preferred... however some people just want to feel
all cool by having to drink twice as much to get drunk so they
can impress their friends
not like assfucking but i want and like assfuckig, how can my
wife agree to do this?
well if she doesn't like it then too bad for you, maybe
you can find someone else to fuck up the ass
have pain in her asshole because it is little, what can i do help
well i would start with stop asking me about your wife
and her asshole because i'll never see it so i don't care
Do you think
the word aubergine or egglant is appropriate for the vegetable?
neither really... but if forced to choose i'd say eggplant
because it's easier to spell
Why do they
if they didn't then it would gain self-awareness and
take over the planet within days
I know this
inbred redneck janitor named Lenny. Every time I see him, he does
something to piss me off. What should I do about him?
avoid him at all costs, piss in h is mop bucket, shove
him down some stairs
i feel better but not perfect yet
can I make
a wig out of worms? will you fund it?
yes you can and no i can't... but send pictures
why am i
i blame your fridge or your shoes... it could just
be those pants though
my mom feed me lard?
she hates you and wants you dead
a weirdo, so what did you expect. i aint no fucking hero, i'm
just trying to survive myself. what the fuck? - Fido Dido
johnny came over and when he left he said he'd call before he
came back but he didn't call and didn't come back so what the
why is it
that when? i start questions, but i cant? seem to think of a question?
and so just put question marks? in odd places? - Fido Dido
time to eat more sugar, have more coffee, crank the music and
start trying harder
the purpose of noodles? ¡¿noodles?! - Fido Dido
if you have to ask then you're not using them properly...
for now just concentrate on making me a castle made from raw noodles
A day or
two ago i could not access this site and it caused me great pain,
the stupid browser said it didn't exist. why couldn't i access
the insane domain? -Fancy Fork Flinger
well our server was being worked on and there a bit of a problem
but its ok now and so send us money so we can afford our own server
I just found
my girlfriend in bed with my iguana. What sort of therapy does
the iguana need?
nothing... you have no choice but to shoot it in the
I got this
big boil on my ass. Every time I sit down I'm like "Ow, My
Ass!" Would you kiss it and make it better?
no i won't... and i recommend not sitting down for
Do you like
my big tits?
only if they're real, not caused by you being horribly
overweight or having kids and not all hanging to your knees
Is it ever
okay to sucker punch a nun?
yes it is
of mine, honest , wants to know if she could be inseminated by
dc...what do you have to tell her?
no way... i refuse to breed
you think about the Talirag and there bullshit cause? And what
do you think we should do with the rest of them? What punishment
should we give Osama Bin Ladin? I think they should send him to
every prison and every cell in America!!!! What do you think
i think that all humans are bullshit... i think that
we should sterilize EVERYONE on the planet and that should solve
a lot of problems
of beer, dc, the indian dude at the convenience store in the ghetto
will sell beer to underage kids. he never, ever cards, unless
they give him shit or look under 17 years old. is this bad or
it is bad for him if he's caught, bad if he sells it to them and
they kill people while drinking and driving... but other then
that it's all good
coffeeeee. coffeeeeeeeeeeee. mmmm.....extra "e"'s....
they make it taste better. sugar? - Fido Dido
yes.. i've had lots of coffee today lots lots lots
number twelve hold any significance with you? how about now? what
does this shape suggest to you? - Fido Dido
not today... nope... and it suggests to me that rats
aren't as friendly as they seem on tv
- Fido Dido
the RATS i said
heard of bud dwyer? he was some big businessman who got caught
embezzling, so at a press conference/resignation he pulled a .357
out of an envelope, put the gun in his mouth and blew his brains
out. i have a video still of him with the gun in his mouth, just
about to shoot. now, tell me, would it be in bad taste to print
that picture on a shirt with something like "no hope"
or "kill yourself" written under it? i mean, it's not
like anyone would know for sure that the picture wasn't staged.
what do you think? i know you hate links, but
here's the link to the picture,
at least for YOUR reference.
i'm sure some people would consider it bad taste...
but i don't... so go ahead and send me one for free
I just wanted
to wish you a happy new year and have a good one ,plus how can
you have fun if you don't drink on new years??? Sally
there are many other ways... and there are always drunk little
pillow cushions around to bring me joy
hmmm... patient needs treatment. i sugggest that people donate
money to him. any questions? - Fido Dido
yes... when will this money begin arriving? can i have
some lava lamps too?
i get flowers and herbs that will get you high?
at the corner store... hurry up and get them bitch
wont hurt you. isnt that ironic? coincidently, i have seen only
some of the film. will you beat Sanimal for me? ta. - Fido Dido
not that's not ironic... it's a good film... and gladly
Why do men
to confuse the women
<----robot _/- #\_ <----beaten up robot _/~~\_ <----angry
robot._/* *\_ <----female robot. - Fido Dido
damnit fido that isn't a question
like to be my atomic monkey of love?
yes i would actually
"dc" in your name stand for "disconnected"?
as in internet slang?
ever hung from the rafters? If so, what do you do up there?
yes... and i swing around and one time i fell
Tony the Tiger is stalking me. The Trix rabbit is trying to steal
my credit cards. And Count Chocula just stole my car. What should
drown them all in milk till they are soggy and then flush them
down the toilet
I just read
the complete works of Shakespeare. I couldn't understand a word
of it. What's it all about?
well sometimes people have the heads of different animals,
there are creepy people on islands, some guy seeing ghosts, another
guy fucking his mom... basically its just people doing soap opera
things with more blood and killing
yes but then i forgot and i was all 'what was i thinking?'
and then i tripped and fell but i was ok
told me there's thousands of rats hiding in the walls on your
room, DC. How are you going to fix this problem?
problem? i fail to see the problem... they are my army
of darkness until the cats take over
you do about mallrats?
nothing because dave hasn't brought the dvd for me
to see and i'm too lazy to go rent it
what did he do? - Fido Dido
well he lied and said he didn't do it but everyone
at the table had seen him do it and so we just left
Happy New Commercialised Year! what do you expect from this year?
- Fido Dido
i expect bullshit and stupidity
friend who is famle and i, female as well, got really close one
night and ever since have been closer then best friends. its been
like this for a while...Recently she kissed my third cousin who
is not female and now she wants to have her cake and eat it too.
My question is, is it illegal or just immoral to get it on with
your third cousin?
it's neither as long as you're both of legal age...
but enough of that... where is this cake you speak of? i'd like
some right now... send a piece over
you doing with that thing? put it away. - Fido Dido
but it was all lonely down there and i had to say hi
to it and then i couldn't stop...
rats in the laundry
how did you celebrate the new bear, ear, or year or whatever its
called? Did you get any Sock monkey ass?--Ted M. Berry
i hung out with friends in their house, then in their
garage, then in their house, then in the garage again and then
went home with some friends and stayed inside but did garage party
fun and then no i didn't get any sock monkey ass
I have a
bit of a problem. You see, I have been having some horrible stomach
pains lately, and nothing I do seems to help. I don't even know
what could have caused my stomach ache. I'm beginning to think
it has something to do with a few days ago, when I ate some chopped
liver from the corpse in my room. Any ideas?
i say chop up the rest of the corpse and eat it, but this time
use some sauce
yo man some
advice to for all the advice youve given me "chill out man
you shouldnt sit on a computer all day and give little fuckers
advice...........do sumfin for yourself dogg"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i sit at the computer most of the day but not answering
these questions... but you should pay me to take a vacation
bitch,im irish!!!!!!!why did you write that bullshit bout shootin
an irish dude in the knee caps and watch him dance till he dies???
P.S look in your sock monkey i uhhh....ummm... spilt uhhhhh cake
icing in it!!yes that'll do..... i love the way a sock rubs on
my cock when im jerkin off wit a sock monkey!!!!!!!
if the irish dude is that lord of the dance guy then
can't you just agree? and i love the way your cock rubs on me
when you're jerking off with my face
if i choke
a smurf to death....what coulor would he go???
i've had enough of this question
buy that stairway to heaven in the end? - Fido Dido
yes she did and it was a fake
hey. Can we have
the first initial of your REAL name? We know a sock monkey isn't
really running this page, so....
are you saying sock monkeys are too
stupid to do this? i hope you choke on my tail
ye gads, you would o' thought some people would o' learned by
now. dont just sitting there doing nowt. yeah... we could all
do with a clean nose, couldnt we? - Fido Dido
clean noses make things much easier
how? when? why? no shit?
that, there, that way, now, not sure, that's what i
as we are
supposed to be asking hippo insane questions, do they hippo have
to make sense? i mean, crunchy pavement on the ceiling? - Fido
hippos have strange bodies and when their rotting carcasses
are left out in the sun for awhile they puff up
IF I HAVE
SOMETHING ON MY DICK THAT LOOKS LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE SHOULD I GET
IT LOOKED AT
well scrape it off and taste it first... it could be
in star trek is kinda stupid and i don't really like his hair...
what other character do you reccomend watching? -takenaway
that guy with the strange ears or that chick are alright... try
watching them instead
is it true
that barking dogs are actually trying to tell us something? -takenaway
yes they are... damnit can't you understand?
if i paid
you to come with me to a hotel, would you let me suck your tail
for a few hours? i'll even let you tie me up -takenaway
the voices say 2 u? do they tell u to hurt urself? -takenaway
sometimes they do but most times they tell me to do
insane things like build castles out of noodles
ever tried using a candy cane during sex? -takenaway
i've thought of it but never actually done it... are
i was outside
your window the other night and couldn't help but notice your
sexy nipples. may i play with your nipples? -takenaway
yes but no pinching... well no hard pinching
the deal with the trips of insanity? -takenaway
basically we use it as our bookmark page and confuse
my brain hurt when i lick my sock monkey's butt?
that's not your brain hurting... and stop licking my
ass... you can lick my tail instead
insanity should relate to LSD, surely? - Mzebonga
if our body
is made up of 98% water then surely if we drink water it's cannibalism,
is this true?-the on hoo cnt spel
so true... so drink up
sure about this? You don't want to think it over first?
not tonite... let's just get it over with so i can
go back to sleep
I go over Phil's house they're always slamming each other's dicks
in the door. And then they get drunk and molest clowns. What the
hell is wrong with these people?
i blame their parents, tv shows like survivor and the
usage of the word 'ensure' in various technical documents... the
clown thing is ok though
Do you think
it's alright to leave the boy with Uncle Ernie? Do you think it's
alright, he's had a few too many tonight, do you think it's alright?
well probably but just to be sure i say you tie them
both up so they can't move
question was a question! you just have to figure it out... do
you need help with it? - Fido Dido
no i'm choosing to ignore you, your question, your
whole existence, your family, your pets, your socks, your garbage
from last year, your ability to deceive and lie, and most of all...
that thing on your desk... can i touch it?
a peanut? oh..can I eat it now?
not it's not but sure... and tell me what it tastes
your favorite food?
free food that doesn't contain meat or chemicals
DC, I have
the biggest crush on you. Your so funny. Will you marry me?
no i don't want to get married but you can come rub
my tail and shower me with gifts if you'd like
t he see beneath me, beneath you..white sand beneth my feet no
brain between my ears?
favorite animal besides sock monkies?
felines... they rock
about your cat a lot..Whats his/her name??
her name is ana... short for anastasia
you think about people eating monkey brains and can I eat yours?
i think that people eat just about anything and no
you may not until i'm dead
Did u ever
have a fuck listening to the french anthem ?
So far you
and SAnimal are level pegging in request to get pissed on. How
does that make you feel? - Mzebonga
i think that him and i should piss on your face...
but then i'd slip and piss on him too... and what is this unhealthy
obsession with pissing on people about? i mean really.. just because
it's all warm and free...
I move into
my new house in 2 weeks are you happy for me? I'm over the moon
about the whole situation myself.
yes i am... so when will you be inviting us all over
for a party?
could fly where would they go?
they can fly and i can't tell you
Why do they
steralize lethal injection needles?
damnit i've already answered this at least twice....
my answer for the last time was/is "This
is due to the misconception that if germs are on the needle, that
the person will come back to life and kill everyone. Sure,
a few times this has happened, but it's not the norm."
Do you like
to smoke weed?
like isn't the right word for it exactly
night I'm haunted by visions of George Burns chasing me with a
chainsaw. What's wrong with me?
something very very wrong... i say you jump off a bridge
or seek strong drugs
Do you like
Pagans better than Christians (I mean the really faggoty Jesus-humping
usually yes... except those that claim to be all 'chemical
free' and 'organic' as they suck on a cigarette
Do you like
not really but if you put it to good use then sure
I have a sock
that wants to become a puppet. What advice should I give it?
give it your hand up it's ass and fulfill
wants to have a baby. What's the best position to conceive in?
i'm not telling you and instead strongly recommend
NOT conceiving... in fact one of you should get fixed... work
instead on improving yourselves... start a business... do anything
but bring a brat into this already overpopulated world... it's
the least you can do for humanity
you give me if I flash u my breasts?
a smile... maybe some candy
spank your monkey?
Do you want
to go skinny dipping in my neighbors hottub? Can my boyfriend
i'm not in the mood for either
calls me all the time, and acts like she hasn't talked to me at
all. Do you think she has too much time on her hands? what would
yes she does and i would start talking about things your mother
doesn't want to hear about so she stops phoning... perhaps fake
your death while on a cell phone... pretend that her phoning and
distracting you made you drive into something and die screaming
Do you like
the young ones?
no i prefer old cheese as it's nippier
I want to
start my own business, but are unsure of what I want to do, got
i say you make a business of paying me to start MY
SAnimal going to update?
how the hell would i know... there probably aren't
any questions for him to answer because he sucks
to join this quiz game show for students on TV on Monday. What
cocky remark can I tell the game show host when he asks how I'm
just stare at him blankly... never answer them because
they are just there to mess with your mind
You do realise
that if we all just stop procreating, that there won't be enough
youngsters to pay pensions to the old people and the state will
crash and everyone will starve and die and no one will be around
to stroke oyur tail? Before you wipe us out, wouldn't it be better
to start a self-sufficient commune to ensure a continued tail-stroking
slaves? - Mzebonga
i can do without tail stroking if it means all you
humans go away
you need a holiday? Sally
yes i do... will you pay for one for me?
be creative dammit your asking too much from me?
i know you can... go on
do you lie to get yourself out of a situation?
yes i do but you will never prove it
I was just
directed to a messageboard (by my dumbass friend) in which people
discuss how they smoke heavily during their pregnancy and how
they teach their 2 year olds to smoke and force them to learn.
Isn't that disgusting? I despise humans more and more each day..I
too am a sockmonkey, a female striped one. Are you intrigued?
quite intrigued... tell me more about this anti-human ideas of
can touch it. just the once, mind. how does it feel? - Fido Dido
what IS that thing? it wasnt there this morning... did someone
leave the window open? mayhaps it crawled in through there? someone
fetch a broom... there! it moved! dammit, call pest control. what
the feck is it? my goosh! thats not natural! argh! my foot! dammit,
its stolen my foot! someone chase after it! argh! how does it
move so fast? - Fido Dido
it has superthingy powers that will daze and confuse us all so
it can steal our socks
how ironic. oh no, wait. it isnt. is it? - Fido Dido
no not really
"a" isnt actually all that interesting. oh, yeah, i
mean, you can use it in alot of words, but you can live without
it. i men, i'm mnging perfectly without it now, rnt i? tke the
rbins, now. or hindus. they mnge without it, lright, dont they?
dmittdly they hve different lphbet, but, eh, wht you gonn do bout
it? wht is your view on this whole "a" thing? - Fido
i say down with a's and up with r's
know where my cats belly button is?
vous savez que vous.volonte' vous baisez-moi?
um i don't speak that language
Do you feel
threatened by Ed the Sock? McDiablo
not lately but when he gets going sometimes my tail
starts to quiver in fear... it would be a grand fight though
how do u
most disturbing thing you've ever seen? -seth
well i stumbled across a brittney spears concert on
tv once and saw 4 seconds of it.. and one other time i saw a video
where people were shooting an elephant cuz it went crazy
all sock puppets are evil. Is this true? - BrainLiquor
well sometimes that is quite true... but other times
its a throwback to the old 'untrustful' times
have some sort of social disorder? What the hell's going on? -
yes he sucks and he's lazy
call the cops! call the army! call the air force! this thing must
be stopped at all costs! our very socks are threatened! can i
sleep in your bomb shelter tonight? - Fido Dido
yes you may but no petting the bombs
i didnt know that. mayhaps, way back in my head i did know. this
is not a question? do you think that my question mark moved -
i think that your question mark should have come with
a good question...
Who is the
more evil, Santa or Britney Spears? If you could kill only one
of them, which one would it be? -gone postal
driving down the road in your canoe and a wheel falls off, how
many monkeys can you fit in a barn?
12... there are always 12 monkeys who can do it...
and they WILL do it
If you hate
Christmas so much why do you were green and red socks with bells
on them damnit!?
my mother made them for me... and if i didn't wear
them then i'd never hear the end of it... plus feet are ugly and
should always be hidden under socks
sand in my moms face and she got really mad and shot me in the
arm why? and should i kill her?
i would recommend not throwing sand in your mothers
face... after that perhaps you two should try doing puzzle together...
that always helps relationships
I shot the
sheriff but i did not shot the deputy is theis ok?
yes it is
i was playing
video games and one of the charactors asked me to stop because
he was getting tired of running around in circles... am i crazy?
no... and stop making him run around in circles then...
i was up
late crying my self to sleep (like every night) when a ghost boy
ran ito my room and screamed "HOOBYDOOKABY" and punched
me in the nose what should i do?
you should stop crying, get some new bed sheets, take
a shower, get a job, make some money and send the money to me
Can i eat
yes... go right ahead
try to fly?
try from your roof... it works better that way
Do you beleive
i can fly? Do you belive i can touch the sky?
yes and no
i have a boy friend?
you are not interesting enough... read this whole site
twice and then you'll find a boyfriend
why is the
i think it has something to do with light refracting
off of water particles or something but i'm not sure anymore
given up on the forum? - Fido Dido
utterly and completely... damn programmers... but we're
looking into getting one of them free ones or something
someones nicked my question. tell them to give it back. now i
dont have a question to ask. i will be told off. dammit. just
please bare in mind that someone nicked my question, and ran off
with it, it wasnt my fault - Fido Dido
well i am outraged that someone would just come along and nick
your question... i demand a full investigation
all become hermits to escape the stupidity of human kind?
a playah or a killah?? McDiablo
i'm a rulah of insanity
you do when you and your freind innocently found some semtex,
and it fell out of your hand, onto a timer and dentonator, and
then fell onto the president of the usa's car, and then you fell
over and pressed the button, and then you killed the president,
and the FBI and CIA and everyone is after you, and you hide out
in a cave somewhere in the mountains, and you ask a sockmonkey
for help? please hurry, i can hear the helicopters. - Fido Dido
i recommend pretending to be a rock until everyone goes away...
then sell your story to a bunch of newspapers
in my head tell me to shout things at people. nasty things. horrible
things. and i did. the nice people at the asylum let me use the
computer once a day. narf. how can i break out of here? - Fido
listen to the voices... they will tell you what to do when the
time is right... save all the salt you can until then
do u get ur peiod?
when monkeys fly home for the weekends
some differnt ways i a male can masterbate at home
i highly recommend doing it in your room if you
have a lock on the door... however any room that isn't your sisters
or parents and has a lock on it is good
i'm not sure exactly but it involves people's asses
and pain... that's all i care to know for now
tell me how to get in touch with the box fairy??? MIss Roger's
well the box fairy checks email about once a week...
so if you need a quicker reply then i'd suggest calling
you? What were you thinking? What's your father going to say when
he gets home? Why, why, why?
it seemed like a good idea at the time
What's in your fridge? - BrainLiquor
old pizza, moldy cheese, date cookies, empty bottle
of gingerale, rotting onions and tomato sauce
ran over my girlfriends cat. Should I care? - BrainLiquor
yes, but only for running over the cat... ignore the
win in a street between Tom Daschle and Benny Hill? - BrainLiquor
that little girl from down the street... she'd mop
the floor with tom and benny
to say street fight in that last question, can you forgive me?
no i can't and you've ruined everything
opinion on rebellious green tree sankes?
well in some cases i understand and can relate to their
cause, but more and more i'm finding that they're just doing it
to be annoying and not actually rebelling for any reason at all
pretend for a minute that you actually care. i was wondering...where
exactly do relationships go? do they get on a train? do they walk
there? do they ever get to where theyre going? and why did they
want to leave in the first place? the only answer ive managed
to come up with so far is that "relationships go to Canberra".
why there, i dont know. its not exactly the most pituresque area
of australia. if you can expand on this theory, id be much appreciated.
they go the way life goes... it just goes till it's done and then
everyone forgets about it after awhile... the whole 'canberra'
thing is just to distract you long enough and perhaps boost the
economy of the canberra people...
DC my cock
is caught in a barb wire fence ive been out in this field for
days and i have and extension lead going to a power point and
a phone line,from my lap top,what do i do???
email for pizza, get a webcam going and after you generate enough
traffic to charge people to see you then you'll be set for life
hows it going?thanks for your help,im the guy who asked you the
question why my balls hurt so much when i watch "The Jerry
Springer Show"and now when im awake my balls really hurt,why?o
and i also asked that question why does jamie stink so much and
hes taken 20'000'000 baths with soap n all,we even dipped him
in petrol and burnt him but he still stinks!!!why?Thanks DC,your
a champion of insanity! :-)
if you just leave your balls alone or cut your nails
every once in awhile then they won't hurt as much... and sometimes
things & people just stink no matter what is done... unless
you chop them into tiny pieces and shoot them into the sun
a bad boy.Will you give me a spanking?
sure but today i'd like to use a hockey stick instead
of my hand
I have a
huge homework assignment due In about 6 hours. Why am I sitting
here wasting my time by asking you questions instead of doing
you have 'prioritized'... and yes that is that word
that your parents seem to enjoy yelling at you... basically it
means that you've accepted that school is a waste of time as all
it does is delude you into thinking you'll have a future of some
sort... so you have decided to spend your time 'researching' some
of those people that seem to be as bitter and twisted as you and
here you are at this site where you can finally fit in... well
does formaldehyde stay in your system when u smoke it.
i don't know the answer but ask your couch
give up all hope? -seth
pretty much... i just don't have the energy to lie
your name (DC) stand for?
it stands for demon child
the frog really just a piece of felt with a hand up his ass???
sadly enough... yes... but someday we'll find a way...
the lovers the dreamers and me
why is my
mate andrew (the fuck face of the year)have a thing for asians???
i think the question is 'why are you so against asians?'
perhaps you should take a good hard look inside and figure out
why you carry such resentment
my head hurt? - Mzebonga PS: You know I have to let Nigel piss
on you so why are you resisting?
i refuse i resist... your head hurts because you know
that having nigel piss on me instead of sanimal is WRONG
Spears really a virgin? And whether she is or isn't, who cares?
no one cares and if they do then they should be shot
If I asked
you to rub my sexy body all over with an unopened can of spagetti-O's
would you consider it sexual and demand great amounts of money?
i wouldn't consider it sexual and yes, i always
demand large amounts of money
i'd take the money and run
of peanuts do you like?
honey roasted ones... other then then i don't like
and now i can't poop what happened?
you did it wrong... start over
to fly from my roof.....like you said i could but it didn't work...why
you weren't trying hard enough... you have failed us
who do i
that freak with the blue stuff.. you know the one i'm