do you want to beat me? :( i loved you, you know that, i let you
whip me with your tail... <sniff>... why did you do this
to me? why? and to think i let you have my purple... - Fido Dido
you said you liked to be punished... and even if you
didn't... i enjoy giving out punishment... if you take it then
i'll give you your purple back
day while eating my lunch which was saugage i got to thinking,
when i eat a sausage a turd comes out my arse but when i eat a
turd why doesnt a sausage come out?
you probably ate the wrong turd... try eating a few more and give
it a few hours... if you still don't produce a sausage then i
would give up on sausages all together
the sock monkey wear on his feet under his shoes?
well i don't know about anyone else but i wear my feet
under my shoes
do you think i could persuade my local copper to perform lewd
acts for my mother and father
find pictures (or make picutes) of the local copper
doing lewd acts to barn animals... and then blackmail the cop
into performing acts for you mom and dad... then photograph that
and send it to us here to put online
I find naked pictures of Glordia Stuart?
well maybe you can ask sanimal to copy some from his
Is it a
bastard not having any opposable thumbs in a world dominated by
a race with opposable thumbs? Do you have trouble using a knife
and fork or opening cans of Pepsi? - Mzebonga
no i have my tail... it does the work of 50 men and should be
petted all the time... oh and i don't like pepsi
matter, just how tall are you anyway? Is that a full-scale picture
of you or are you much taller? - Mzebonga
i'm not sure how tall i am... i'll check my license
when i think of it... i am much larger in real life then i am
in the pic
i said to
the man with the big fat hat hey where did you get that hat where
did you get that hat i would like a hat just the same as that
weee woooo la la la la la i love sweddybob he is a man with a
large large large thingy ma bob
this isn't a question... good thing i know Phil (the guy with
the big fat hat)... he got his hat by stealing it from me
share some of your people who ask questions with me because no
one ever asks questions on my site? In fact, one of the people
who went on to ask a question on my site, used a link and asked
you a question by accident. Can you help a poor feeble fellow
webmaster? - Mzebonga
well you are a loyal viewer... but then again thats more work
for me and what do i get in return? in fact you should remove
that area of your site, just have a link to this one and then
work on the rest of the site... i mean this q&a is definitive
so why waste your time? maybe i can be bribed to assist
Is the one
eyed monset in Monsters inc. a direct effect of the over use of
cheerios in sexual behavior?
know that the 7 dwarves were in a bed feeling Happy, but Happy
got out and they felt Grumpy? Have you ever thought about putting
a frog in a microwave, just out of curiosity? I know I have. BARCLAY
i didn't know that about the dwarves, and yes i have
thought about it... what i've been thinking about lately is putting
something in someone's hairspray such as food coloring or corrosive
acid (enough to harm skin but not the bottle)
are made of A Cryllic. Is it wrong to kill A Crillic? BARCLAY
yes... so very very wrong
little gremlin thing on your Good Question award? I reckon you
should give a little DC picture for a good question. BARCLAY
yes i have been considering changing that... i know it is not
an orginal graphic by us and we have no idea were its from so
i will be retiring it soon... we're working on changing a few
how you can tilt your head back and quickly roll it to the left
and right to cause it to crack? well when i do that lately it
causes an odd sensation in my arms that i feel all the way down
to my fingertips... is that a bad thing?
as long as you can still feel then you can go right ahead and
do it all you want... just don't be shocked if you suddenly go
numb and can never walk again... but think of the great parking
the colour blue taste like ? *G*
kinda like rice with some sort of strange spice
moons does the planet mercury have ? ? *G*
none (if my memory actually works correctly)
everyone's saliva always ends up on me even if it's not directed
at me?? -keglineq
it's directed at you... no matter what anyone says
think it would be possible to get hit by a bullet if you were
sitting in a field milking a cow and a drunken guy came and fired
a gun into the sky?-the on hoo cnt spel
absolutely... that's why drunk people shouldn't be
firing guns and sober people shouldn't milk cows
like that *G* person. can i kill them? -keglineq
not unless you replace him with another one
was joanna who said about the BSB thing. what the hell did you
think it meant?? -keglineq
i understood the hoodie bit... how the hell should
i know that bsb stands for that shit?
if you crossed
a frog and newt would you call it a frewt (pronounced fruit) or
a nog (pronounced like forg but minus the fr and add an n)?? -keglineq
i would call it a frewt cuz it's better that way
really really like your shoes!!!!! -keglineq
have a baul problem sometimes i go crap in my pants and everyone
makes fun of me but I cant help it my muscles are weak oooopsies...
this isn't a question
Nanna once more! I really truly miss you my dear monkey. No! Your
mother did not knit those shoes for you, I did! Remember? When
you were a boy? Your mother ran out of you, so I raised you and
your brother and sister, Kiki and Baba. they miss you! Come home.
no go away
I was wondering, how much do morticians get paid, and do they
really like their jobs? My father was a mortician, but he was
a very secretive man...We were dirt poor, seeing as he drank all
of our money away. He always smelt like fermaldahide, and sometimes
I'd here him talking about a 'quiet and pretty women' he met at
work. One time I even saw one of these women in the back of his
station wagon.He went out there later on that night, they talked
in the car for a bit. Then he said he was taking her back to work.
I'm just kind of curious.
i have no idea how much they are paid but i am sure that some
of them enjoy their jobs while others don't.... that was
probably his girlfriend you saw because there are ways to fuck
is so wrong about the bsb???
this doesn't even deserve an answer
the best sense?
not when your cat has stinky diarrhea
of cream cheese. What will drown out the smell?
bleep did the poll not get registered?
i have no idea what you're talking about so i'm going
to go with answer b) Blame the teenagers
have become quite taken to wearing my attractive purple and pink
lampshade on my head. ive looked this up on the internet and found
that it is actually a registered disease (latin:lamplumierewearer)
can you tell me what the side effects are?-the on hoo cnt spel
the side effects are that you wear purple and pink lampshades
on your head and may be subject to beatings by those who don't
understand anything different
see me in the street they point and laugh. It upsets me because
my brain isnt quick enough to think of a witty comeback and usually
I make a few unreconisable sounds before I walk off. This story
is very sad I know but my question is how can you help me make
some witty comebacks or at least make my slurred words sound remotely
cool or vicious?
just ignore those people... don't even waste your time considering
what they are saying... instead focus your energy into creating
a machine that will weed these people out of society and leave
just us insane people
something witty to write! oh i no. no i dont i forgot. helppp
me im losing my memory or is it just my mind?
it is all in your mind but my mind is what put it there
better, bananaman or super ted?
super ted eating bananaman
roled her eyes at me and i dunno how to put them back in her head!!
eat them... you'll find the texture a bit strange but
the taste is worth it
is sooooooooooooooo much better than banana man so tell jo that
this isn't a question
i have been involved in an arguement about what it means top be
alseep. i have put forth my view that it is being unconciously
aware of your surroundings. i have then been told that i am talking
crap and that i should shut before being taken to Purdysburn (this
happens to be the local loony bin). i thought that was the aim
of my answer so should i therefore keep talking in this way?
i find your argument flawed so i am forced to give
you a 'meh' and a wave of my paw to dismiss you
more likely to get a green head if you write long questions??
only if they are not stupidly long with no thought
fido dido go? -keglineq
it wasn't my turn to watch him
you last slave die of? can i be your new one?? if i am do i get
the cool elf shoes??? -keglineq
suffocation... and yes... no the shoes are mine so
don't touch them
get to me on that list of yours of people to be beaten can you
go easy on me I'm sensitive you know? Sally
i'll make a note... but i can't promise anything
family members be so embarrassing? Butterfly's Crazy
that is their job... and it is your job to resist them
and force them to just start acting normal... or just ignore them
completely and make excuses why you can't see any of them ever
Is the messy
hair and the I just woke up look sexy to you?
on some people it is kinda sexy... on others there
should be warnings so you have time to hide
If you just
tell me the best way to embarass you i won't tell anyone? I promise.
it would be to brainwash me and put me in a 'bsb hoodie'
and then force me to watch 24 hours straight of tv when shows
like popstars, survivor, (insert other reality titles here), friends,
(insert stupid comedy about some stupid people and their kids),
and of course lots of mcdonalds commercials are on
We are brats?
Your one big brat I know you are.Sally
yes i am a huge brat... so spank me
So if we
do it like they do on the discovery channel what would that involve?
well you get on your hands and knees... then i grab
your hair and 'do you'... and then afterwards we never speak again...
that are you trying to impress me? Sally
well... i kinda was but then i decided not to
Jcp doesn't actually like you then? Butterfly's Crazy
what makes you say that? just because she constantly
threatens me and beats me with my own belt? that's just
her way of showing her friendship towards me...
it's not worth having a girlfriend? Remind me of the good things
maybe you just have the wrong girlfriend... maybe there
is a problem with YOU... and sometimes no its just not worth it...
call me on Friday to organize that party?
my phone is broken right now so i'll have to email
you who touched me?
if you liked it then yes... if you didn't then no
remember the first, do you remember the first time I bitchslapped
you? It was a great moment I thought. Sally
i remember crying it was such a touching moment
So has anyone
sent you any money at all ever?
my grandma used to
not what I saw? Butterfly's Crazy
you think you saw something but you saw NOTHING
you got it wrong again? Butterfly's Crazy
no you got it wrong by thinking i was wrong
Did we turn out
considering the attempts of those idiots
without minds? you bet we did
Do you hang
out with kellykins and how come her name isnt on the good friends
list anymore was she over it or you didn't really like her in
the first place.
jcp hangs out with her and her name was on it at one point ...
it was you we never liked in the first place
I kid around
all the time do you?
Is it fun
to push trolleys at stupid people?
yes... in fact the stupider they are the more fun it
I had this
lady come up to me and tell me how pretty I was and how I had
nice skin and hair and to make sure I look after it. I thought
how weird but also how nice, I would never be able to go up to
someone and say that.Whats with up with people?Or should I be
grateful for the compliment? Sally
be grateful she didn't grab your ass or offer to tell you the
'good word'... i would take it as a compliment... i don't know
what possesses people to do this.. but as long as they're not
harming anyone then i say we smile and say thanks
shag a human (if you ever have - and you imply you have) is that
classed as Bestiality on their part? - Mzebonga
not technically... at least that's what i tell them...
and you fell for it too that one night... don't tell me you don't
remember... although i had beaten you unconscious at the time...
scared. Someone wants to move into my flat but I'm not sure if
I can take the invasion of space. What should I do? I need the
money pretty bad. Help me. - Mzebonga
get them working at a night job so they're gone when
you're home... or tie them up and keep them in the closet until
you can deal with them
still waiting for me to write you a story? - Mzebonga
only if you pay me to
eat green eggs and ham? Would you eat them in a box? Would you
eat them with a fox? Would you eat them with HP sauce? Would you
eat them under force? Would you eat them in the town? Would you
eat them upside down? Would you eat them while visiting Bude?
Would you eat them in the nude? Would you eat them while in class?
Would you eat them from my ass? Would you eat them at a hunt?
Would you eat them with Chucky Pickles? Would you eat green eggs
and ham? Would you? Could you? Sam I am. - Mzebonga
no i don't eat meat and i don't like eggs... but i would go nude...
cats take over, couldn't all the compliant humans be allowed to
rule over Belgium? - Mzebonga
no the cats want to keep Belgium as it is... they say
they have other plans for the compliant humans
hate it when people miss a out of a sentence? - Mzebonga
well i was thinking about it understand it clearly
toast? - Mzebonga
only if the beans don't have horrid pork in them
has flown the nest. The weather is nice here at this time of year.
I am here to meet with the Canadian Ambassador, I understand he
has a comendation for me. *wink* *wink* Do you know the way to
St Petersburg? - Mzebonga
well when i went there i took a plane... and it was
damn hot and there was lightning every damn day but it was cool
you use the word "bejesus" more? - Mzebonga
because i don't like that term
been a good boy this year? - Santa Claus
no... so spank me big fat man
If I covered
myself in cloth, could I be an honourary Sock Monkey? - Mzebonga
yes but only for today
said you liked bejesus. You lied to me. - Mzebonga
well maybe i did like it when i originally said it...
but now i don't... i'm moody
Do you ever
do anything for somebody without needing a favour in return? -
sure i do all the time... well ok maybe not very often...
plus i can't assist you make your insane q&a better as i am
under strict contract to not assist anyone else to make their
site overshadow this one in insanity... be honored you're considered
a threat by the evil blond one named jcp who says she will beat
my foot. tell him to give it back. he always eats my feet. why
do they eat my feet? i ate my feet once, but they ran off. who
ate them? was it you? stop them chanting. chant chant chant. damn
them all. - Fido Dido
feet are sick... no one should be eating them... and
put some socks on but maybe i should change mine cuz they're starting
to smell... yes it was me... but i didn't eat them... the chanting
is your corduroy pants rubbing together when you walk
idea of being wrapped up in a large sandwhich and being fucked
up the arse appeal to you in any way? - Fido Dido
in a small way i'd have to say yes... but not if it's
a meat sandwich
Do you have
any clue what a Fuzzy Lumpkin is?
no... maybe some sort of hairy country person who's
Is it possible
for the evil weasels to over take the sock monkeys? because if
they did would we all die?
they could never be so organized... and if they did
then we would all surly die
you're a resonable kind of, erm, sock monkey, so if you spotted
Osama Bin Laden in the streets what would you do to him? (this
should be interesting!) - BARCLAY
well i'd have to ask for ID to prove it was him first... and let's
face it, i'd run any one of you people over if i was allowed so
what makes you think i'd change my answer just for him? well ok,
maybe i'd stomp on the gas just a tad quicker for him... but you're
all human.. you all suck
the cats do suceed in their quest to take over the world. who
would open up their tins of cat food?? and wouldn't all cat food
production cease?? they could eat mice i suppose but they would
soon run out cos of all the cats. there won't really be enough
humans left alive to open the tins and are you special to them???
'say they do'? of course they will... well if the cats were in
charge, they obviously wouldn't have the humans continue making
their food and shoving it in tins... you and i would be fed that
way while we made them fresh food... the cats would make us do
all their bidding... perhaps you will work in the kitty litter
mines until you understand their power
up with everyone here hanging around city hall and calling themseleves
indiviuals while dressing like everyone elsse cos it's seen as
'cool' and the 'in' thing. they were those stupid slipknot and
kurt cobain hoodies and i just want to beat them all and tell
them not to undermine something that was just for a select few
a few years ago. they ruined it. will the cats make sure they
get extra pain?? -keglineq
of course, and they will do it publicly so we can all laugh while
Do you have
a conscience? - Mzebonga
probably... there's bound to be one somewhere around
this isn't a question... a slap to the head for you
but no monkey butt... you're lucky this time
the meaning of life ?
to live and then die
i find pictures of chineese food?
i would imagine that a website would have this somewhere
on that thing they call the internet... you know i hear they have
that 'internet' on computers now
y is Mzenmobnga
or howeva u spel his dumbassin name ask soo many stupid questions
has he got nothing better to do ? *G*
sure he asks a lot of questions... and sure many of them don't
win awards... but i don't see lots of monkey butts beside his
name so they're not stupid... and of course.. no one has anything
better to do then come to this site
wa5rs u r the people human if they live in a 'galaxy far far away'
? ? *G*
who says humans have to only live on earth? and
maybe they just LOOKED human but were actually hunam
why do german
women never shave their armpit hair ? ? *G*
never? so no german woman anywhere in all of time has
ever shaved her armpits? forget about that... i want to
know how to obtained all this information and maybe tell me a
few more amazing facts
y did king
henry vii kill 6 of his wives ? ? *G*
jcp decided to step in and answer "you've obviously
never been married"
with the english language? while studying oxymorons i have found
that some examples such as, how can you act naturally? be pretty
ugly? how can there be a same difference? or a definately maybe?
or a great britain (hahaha). it's crazy!! -the on hoo cnt spell
(typed by keglineq)
as for those who act naturally... some people are just
born with that gift... the rest of the time it is just annoying
people or people such as myself that are just trying to mess with
your fragile mind
editors leave mistakes in on purpose just to annoy us
yes... or if they are just lazy
you have had enough spanks? Sally
for now i have
So in a
fight between Mzebonga and Fido Dido who would win and why? Sally
the grape because it's green... because they're both
insane and it would somehow end up that way
hell are there such things as christmas parties? Also why do poeple
fuss so much over them? Also why do people go to you, you have
to buy a new dress and we have to go in a limo and you have to
have your hair beautiful and you have to wear a tiara and some
feather bullshit thing? Plus I hate christmas parties and also
one more thing why is the free stuff always wine and beer ? The
2 drinks I hate.Chistmas parties suck , the only good thing about
christmas parties is when others get drunk and you can watch them
fall all over the place .This one girl last year got so drunk
she was in toilets over the sink leaning over then she just fell
onto the taps and banged her head that was a laugh.Okay thats
xmas parties as well as all holidays are designed to force you
to see your family to be tortured by their stupidity... as well
as watch your coworkers get trashed... or be forced to work with
them knowing that you've gotten drunk and shown your ass to them
while trashed at one of these parties... xmas is a pile of crap
anyways and everything about it sucks besides getting a few days
you consider to be a sad site?
yet at the same time quite interesting and entertaining
know animals could pull hair?
yes... and apparently they have paws too
Why is England
a bore and why is their weather always horrible and why is so
well i have never been there so don't ruin the ending...
maybe you should pay for me to go there and i can answer your
Are you going
to get lucky tonight?
yes... and i say that hoping that you
haven't named your pet lucky
my voice? I woke up this morning and it was gone! Witto
i did... i wanted to have a conversation with the one
i stole from some other person
are Westlife? Witto
on a scale of one to ten, with one being bad and ten
being the best in the world... i would have to put Westlife under
the number 0 cuz i have no idea what you're talking about
wrong is it to keep a lert? You often hear of people having to
keep a lert, but does this affect its basic rights? Where do you
keep them? In a cage? Witto
cages are not good for a lerts because someone might
get hurt... make sure that there is a clear path to the door at
all times... you never keep a lerts, you just have them come and
stay for awhile then leave without warning
I quit my shit job? It's a shit job, with shit pay, and shit management,
and it's shit, and even the shitters are shit, I hate shit, but
I end up taking shit off the bosses and it's shit. By the way,
did I mention I've got a shit job? Witto
yes you mentioned it... i think... and you do it because deep
down you like the abuse and don't think you can do any better...
plus you'll do anything for money
a good driver?
the way i define good... yes
Do you like
i've heard a few of their songs and while not a fan
i don't remember hating them... they're radio music... stuff that
plays in the back ground while you do other stuff that occupies
Got a big
i'm not real big on planning things... i just go along
with whatever happens...
If I gave
you some pickles would you shut the hell up and leave me alone?
So you are
very uncoordinated then if you can't dance or ice skate?Butterfly's
pretty much yea... i can balance well though
this makes sense?
that is exactly the point... but then again... it does
make sense if you think about it
is very undesirable why?
well, mostly because it's pink... and spandex... but
mostly the pink
of old when knights were bold before condoms were invented, they
wrapped a sock around there cock and babies were prevented. did
your ancesters ever suffer from semen infestation?
i'm not sure what they suffered from besides life...
perhaps if i travel in time or have a ghostly encounter with them
then i will ask and let you know... i can't imagine that sock
thing feeling to good for anyone involved... i mean their socks
aren't like ours today so it must have really been shitty... although
kids are way worse then any sort of pain
why is that
americans are (quite rightly i might add) so angry about osama
bin ladin but still were so ready to give money to the murdering
bastards the ira?
i'm not being drawn into a political discussion on
here... i think that many of the humans on this planet are living
without their brains working... be it clouded by religion, hatred,
politics, greed, or whatever... it all boils down to humans being
nasty creatures who in all reality are a cancer on the planet...
our governments don't work for us, the corporations control too
much and if we don't get our asses off this planet and out in
space, the whole thing doesn't matter because we'll all die millions
of years sooner then we should in our own pathetic filth... and
that's it... that's all you get from me
is the first day of the rest of your life what the fuck does that
a crazy dream that everyone else seems to have dreamt
if i rub
chicken tikka masala over my genitals is it likely to sting
if you rub it hard enough i'm sure it would
why do i
find ducks and other water fowl so arousing
for you i think it's the webbed feet... they somehow
is it all that it is cracked up to be?
only if it's been out in the sun long enough
is a dead
fly called a flew?
it's called lunch for my cat
if i pulled
the wings off a fly would it be called a walk?
it would be called you being mean to the fly and when
it gets touched by radioactive material it will come back and
rip off your legs and laugh
if sex is
all that good why is it that all i get is cabbage soup and acne
on my bum?
that's all you've wanted until now... asking for something
new... maybe handcuffs and apples
sock monkey please send me a picture of your favorite sandwich
i don't really like sandwiches... its all been a charade
aren't you called Damien?? -keglineq
i'll ask my parents... that's a damn good question
the odds of a puppy getting stung by me throwing a live bee at
i'm not sure... but see how many times it takes and
let us know
On my way
to school it came to my attention that there was a strange moving
thing inside the lampost i was passing. Do you think it was a
camera to film all the girls who stand out there by night to try
and get a few prostution gigs? Oh and are there monkey whores?
that is exactly what it is and you are very observant
to have noticed it... and yes there are monkey whores
cheese... but i should have said crackers
of dying your fur?
yes but then it would require effort to keep it that
way... i'm too lazy for that and it'd look too bad growing out
Ok do you
agree with this statement about duck tape:If you can't duck it,
right now i'm going to say no... but who knows... anything
for some attention
I eat a
LOT of chicken. I fear the cickens will soon rise against me,
will they? Also is it so wrong to turn pens into pipes for smoking
controlled substances? -Fork Flinger
yes they will so you should stop eating them... they're
killing you by eating chemicals so that you end up eating them
too... chickens are evil... and no as long as you don't keep the
ink in there or melt & inhale the plastic
a stupid question? : What would be an exaple of a stupid question?
and they say the inly stupid question is the one you dont ask...FOOLS
ILL DESTROY THEM ALL! -Fork Flinger
no your question isn't stupid... anything with a monkey
butt beside it is a good example of one or the ever popular 'are
u gay?'... yes please destroy the fools... and let me watch
think my sinuses are trying to kill me, so far they have been
minor acts of mischief such as suffocating me in my sleep, but
im afraid they may turn to firearms or torture devices, what should
i do? -psychotic_freak
cut them out ... its the only way
this is a hypothetical question...If you suddenly realieze that
everyone in your neighborhood is part of a cult and they are trying
to manipulatively get you to join it, but you cant speak out against
it unless you will be eliminated, what do you do?
more like what AM i doing amid this town of people who think that
TV and logos should dictate there lives... i take it out on you
people who seem to enjoy it and come back for more because sometimes
i give you a green head... it works out well for us all
doesnot like oral sex.It is me who alwayse suck his dick.How can
i equalize it or shoould i quit it?
well it's not about equal oral sex, it's about equal
getting off... so if you both get off equally then do whatever
you want and he doesn't have to do what he doesn't... but if he
gets off and you don't... then i'd stop if i were you... but if
you get off and he doesn't because you're bad at oral sex... well
then i'd stop or learn to give oral sex better
Fido Dido, Barclay, Witto ... are you sick of these names yet?
not at all.. i'm sick of names like Bush, Bin Laden
I know this
may be a sensitive subject for you, however open you may seem
about it, but I'd like to know a little more about the mating
habits of the sock monkey. You carry on as if you'd sleep with
any old animal and ho, even with a human being, but wouldn't this
somehow form some kind of freaky hybrid monkey-human, called a
Honkey? Please set the record straight - BARCLAY
sock monkeys just like to have sex with things... we can't actually
mate and have other sock monkeys... we are made, but not like
the way you feeble humans are...
YOU SHOW ME A PICTURE OF BRITTNEY SPEARS WITH A CANDLE IN HER
you think of peanuts?
i don't like to eat them but that dog is kinda funny
when he sleeps on his house... sometimes mashed peanuts
on toast is good with some honey
you buy yourself?
i didn't buy myself... my mother made me
Why do sites
like rotten.com exsist?
so people can go there and see the stupid things people
do to themselves and others... some of those pictures are just
so interesting you can't help but think about them well after
you've seen them... and even tell others about it
hate trendies. I say we gather all the trendys up and make a hallocaust
like concentration camp but with trendies instead of jews. Good
that requires a lot of work... how about we just build
a space ship and leave this planet?
can I eat
the potatoes now?
yes you can but only after i've put some garlic on
it and some grated blue socks
advice sucks and its not funny like it used to be.
maybe we should focus on how you're too stupid to ask
Now give me an ice cream cone. Please?
all i have is vanilla ice cream... and no cones so
just hold out your hands
you think of gorilla flavored ice cream?
i haven't had any but if it truly tastes like gorilla
then i will be quite pleased
arranging fights between your regular viewers? That might be a
page in itself - the insanity test. You ask the regulars insane
questions, we answer them and you can decide who is most insane.
Can I put $30 on Fido Dido to win? - Mzebonga
it wasn't me arranging it but hey you never know...
you have a good idea there though so i'll look into it
a threat? I don't want to be a threat. When people become threats
big capitalist style people start shooting at you and bombing
you and... OH MY GOD!!! Why can we just live in peace? I can point
people your direction and you can point people in my direction.
And we can all be happy. Especially me because it means that people
actually visit my site. - Mzebonga
a ball of yarn and some grated cheese is considered a threat...
i would like to live in peace all alone by myself up in the mountains
so i can push those goats off those cliffs...
to ducktape: I once ducked a young lady (just to keep her still
and stop her screaming) and then fucked her. So the motto should
be, "once you've ducked it, fuck it". Surely? - Mzebonga
well thank you for the view into your sex life... but let's get
back to talking about duct tape... when you pull it off your arms
and legs it hurts... i knew a guy who wrapped himself in it once
and then ripped it all off... he cried
ina world without Westlife? Can I join you? Oh, please. Pur-leeeeze.
Pretty Please with Spandau Ballet on top. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please. Please. Please? Can you at least kill them for
me? - Mzebonga PS:- you were damn right anyway, they are less
than bad, they are, quite possibly, the most godawful act that
ever walked the face of this filth ridden planet.
yes you may join me but you can't speak or look at me... everyone
is on my list of people to kill so i'm sure i'll get to them eventually...
i still have no idea who they are but am assuming they are a music
group of some sort... and don't blame the planet... its the humans
that are filthy
I would find a laughable site at www.realdoll.com, I went there.
And then my dad saw it in the history page. And I got absolutely
fucking shouted out of the house. Are you proud? - Mzebonga
oh i forgot to put a warning up about an age thing...
sorry about that... but it does that popup thing anyways... and
to delete you history in internet explorer go to your history
folder (Ctrl+h) then select the one you want to delete and delete
can i have
a good question award? After what I gave u last night U better.
nah... it was good but not good enough for any sort
lucky I haven't shown my ass off to anyone when drunk,even when
I'm drunk I'm somewhat alert enough not to do anything like that
unlike you. Don't you worry I heard that story about you about
that time when you did that really embarassing thing.Remember
? haha Sally
hahaha... ya you took pictures of it and we laughed so hard i
will I fuck
Why is it
that people hide behide their lies when all they want is to be
happy with the truth? -MAD
there are lots of people in this world who make it
difficult for people to tell the truth... plus the Polite Police
have been disbanded for about 2 years now... without them there
is no one to lead the way
Do you prefer
creamy peanut butter or crunchy peanut butter? -M
creamy... the other makes it feel like there's diarrhea
in my mouth
banjos should be outlawed beacuse they make this really really
stupid noise like some kind of distorted animal. What are your
views on this issue?
yes... i had a cousin who was forced by his drunken
father to play the banjo for us when we came over... it was horrible
because he would have to play dueling banjos
sa a dog
is hairy so is a sweet in your pocket
you want to see the sweets in my pocket?
is it wrong to
frequent grubby cafes just to retrieve the second hand bubbalicious
from under the tables and chairs?-the on hoo cnt spel
no it isn't... that is a growing hobby
besides collecting plastic
there was a question about oral sex, wasn't there? I have the
solution: Why not get Sanimal to suck her husband's dick? - Mzebonga
that's the best answer yet...
favorite person who asks questions on this site and whats been
the best question so far?
i don't have one favorite person asking questions but
if you want to rub my tail while asking questions then it might
be you... and there has been no ONE question that is above the
why oh why
must thou treat me with such distain sire i love the with all
of my heart i would do anything to be with you my lord will you
be my betrouthed you are my lord and master i will follow you
ok great... now convince the others
monkey's bite? and if so does it hurt? and if so do you have to
get a ishmabob shot, because they hurt alot?
yes they do... sometimes it does but it feels good at the same
time... no shots
what afuzzy lumpkin is!!! it is a furry creature shaped like a
cloud and and it has a unibrow and some have rabies....shows what
you know! oh and my question is uhm..uhm how come weasels are
that sounds like a stupid creature but then again i'm
a sock monkey... weasels are evil because of their shifty eyes
DC stand for? what do you stand for? what do you sit for? - Fido
demon child... insanity... hours
this...you know how everyone wants world peace and ya da ya da?
well IF we EVER obtain world peace we'd all end up dying. be cause
the government would stop religion and then no body could literally
do nothing and there woulod be positive points to it but any way,
and and then we would die because of to many having sex (not like
it's a bad thing and all...) we'd starve and blow each other up
when testing nuclear waste bombs (that would be cool) and then
the sock monkeys and frogs and pixies could rule the land riight?
the end of religion is not a bad thing... it would free up a lot
of people to have fun in fact... but anyways humans can not achieve
world peace because there is no way that any solution other then
death for us all can be truly peaceful with all of us not having
problems with something or another... and the sock monkeys and
pixies would leave the planet before the stupid humans start testing
nuclear weapons (again)
How do we
know if everything tastes like chicken? What if chicken just tastes
like everything esle, like they are really clones of some race
of aliens that use whatever they can get their hands on to make
them, so what you are really eating is really some recombined
mush of the missing socks out of our dryers and everything else
you could possibly think of? -gone postal
everything does not taste like chicken and in having eaten chicken
before but being a vegetarian now... nothing but chicken and other
meats tastes like chicken... and that missing sock mush is damn
you ask Sanimal to put up his naked pictures of Gloria Stuart
for me? Thanks a bunch. I'll check back tomorrow.
ask him yourself... i don't speak with him much
don't think you're actually insane, I think you're just an evil
dictator trying to round us all up in one room and then gas us.
What do you say now I've busted open your plan? - Mzebonga
nonsense... would you like to come over later? i have
this really cool room that you'd like...
a shitty driver!!!... and drivers ed sucks what do i do?
stay off the roads and get used to taking a bus...
there are more then enough shitty drivers out there as it is
yes he does... up in the mountains with adam and eve
Was it mrs.
White in the study with the candlestick?
she was for a bit... but then i killed her with my
hands and shoved her body in the oven... dinner will be served
in about another hour or two
"bejesus", damn you! - Mzebonga
i refuse... i resist...
up and eat the jam." how do i stop them saying that? - Fido
shove the jam in their eyes and run away screaming
Why do monkeys
steal your underwear at night?
they enjoy it and you can get some good money for stolen
underwear on the black market
why do i
always uncontrollably crap my pants after a night of hot butt
i'm not sure but maybe you should see your doctor
did u ever have
a tuna taco??? if so what did it taste like? are monkeys allergic
to tuna?? y can u tune a piano and not tuna fish??? y does tuna
smell bad??? y am i obsessed with tuna?? oh yea, y do i like men??
-tuna taco king
no i don't... i don't eat meat and that
includes fish... most monkeys are not allergic to tuna, but some
are... i can't tune a piano... but i can play one... tuna smells
ok not bad... you love tuna cuz its fun to warm up and spread
on your naked body
i was supposed to ask a question or something like "maybe
you should go ask DC a question now...." well fuck you, dc!
thank you... please come again... drive through...
would you like fries with that?
your fans sign their names after questions, but not me, seth.
i'll always be lurking in the shadows! you'll never know which
question is mine! HA HA HA oh wait i gotta ask a question. uh...
what's your kinkiest fetish?
we'll track you down eventually... one day you'll slip up and
put your name in a question... one day... one day... and my kinkiest
fetish is probably biting
i like me
do you?>???????>< smile mark ;) yeah i ( bored cool huh
watch &) huh huh anarchy in the UK COOL P.L.U.R. CAPS SOCK
i'm a wicked harfcore PUNK RAWKER!!! eay me! ANARXCHY!!!!!!!!1
please don;t cut off all that at the beginning, iwas jusy plating.
anyway, what kinda HATCORE PUNK ROWK do you like!!!????????
your question annoyed me... i can't say i like any
hardcore punk as that is schizoid's
in nashville pussy has "eat me, princess" tattoed on
her belly. is this a tattoo that you would advise against me tattooing
on my baby daughter? she's 6 months old.
i would advise against tattooing anyone who can't pick
out their own tattoo for themselves... just get a sign or that
henna ink for now
Are we having
not really no... i was at a family dinner tonite and
you know... no matter what you always get stuck with some people
in your family that just suck and aren't even worth getting to
I bet you hate it when I'm there to photograph your embarrasing
sometimes... other times it's good to have photographic
are similar to human nature I think But I'm guessing. If they
are then you'll want to be rid of them then? Sally
it sounds like i don't want to know anything about them so sure
let's get rid of them completely
I was your favourite ? Plus you always try to get out answering
any question where you have to choose a favourite person.Is that
because everyone will be offended no matter who you choose and
never come back? Sally
no... i just don't want to have to rate people... i mean we're
all insane and that's all that matters
I just noticed
the new pictures in members section cool,whos idea was it to put
the friends pictures in ? Butterfly's Crazy
it was jcp's idea and she is the one who did them
Do I rock or what?
you do not rock...
Blessed your soul?
i haven't checked
I go outside this wattery crap falls from up there. It gets me
all soaked. my mom says God is crying, buI ts weird.
your mother is a LIAR and when it touches your skin it is slowly
killing you... stay inside and read this website until i say it's
ok to go outside again
times a month do you get asked what DC means?? does it not annoy
you? i think there's at least one person on every page asking
that. unreliable.. -keglineq
maybe once a month... once every few months... it doesn't
annoy me that much yet...
Can I come
to tea? How about in your tea? - Mzebonga
yes you may... and not in my tea
me more i like it. i don't think you like me, well i hate you
as well. noone seems to like you, wish i couldnt tell. c'mon!
abuse me more i like. keep talking... it's true. Will you abuse
me just one more time? -Empriss
you're quoting lyrics to me i see... well fine i'll
spank you if that's what you want... you like it like that? tell
me you love it... that's right... scream it...
i like the
idea of an insanity test. but i think you should whip the programmers
harder till they make that damn forum. and todays question is:
did the frogs really do THAT? - Fido Dido, who today is purple
tell me about it... damn programmers... gonna beat them... and
yes the frogs did do that.. i know its hard to believe but you
must face the facts and confront the truth
he ran away. The \8~|> Gingerbread Man. - thenameinthemiddleisFidoDido
- they screwed with my mind, and put it back in upside down. poncho
anyone? - Fido Dido
ponchos are fun to talk about but once you have one the thrill
Ok DC, story
of my life here. I am seeing this guy and everyone seems to know
him. He likes to whip people up into batter and add things like
blueberries to the mix, he then likes to put them in these little
pans and bake them in the oven for 25 minutes at 350F degrees.
Everywhere i go people seem to know him. He really makes me happy
but I think he is insane. I think he may be the muffin man. DC,
Do you know the muffin man? If so Go down drury lane and shoot
up some houses for me.-Kitty
yes i know the muffin man and he can be trusted with everything
but the sugar... have him make me some muffins
fun.... can i have some more please? -Empriss Nikon
i'm plenty of fun... and yes you may have some more
i wont get a dino head. but dammit, why?! -keeto the freak
well the whole idea of the dino head is to reward those
who ask good questions... and you haven't asked one so you don't
get an award... plus i find your odor offensive
i am so
excited i get to ask dc a question! YES!!! ok, i;m going to ask
a real good question. witty, interesting. I AM SO EXCITED ok i'm
thinking- it's going to rock, asking dc questions. ok here's my
damnit is it so hard for people to ask questions?
i like PUNK
RAWK!!!!!!! punk music is the coolest. i like the old school shit,
like blink 182's older albums. that's true hardcore there. linkin
park is punk too, right? i like them. they're cool. anyway, i
wanted to go to a PUNK RAWK show, but i read on the interweb that
PUNK RAWKers have to wear leather and boots and spike their hair
and stuff. it said that i wasn't PUNK RAWK if i didn't dress right,
and that the REAL punks would beat me up if i go to a show not
dressed. so far, i think i'm dressed punk. i borrowed my dad's
plaid golf pants, which are size 44, and my waist is a size 30,
so it looks funny, but it's still punk, i think. i'll just wear
the belt i use in my church suit to hold them up. that thing said
i needed boots, so i'm wearing my wading boots. they're red rubber
and come up to my knees, though. for a PUNK RAWK shirt, i took
one of my sisters blouses (that's punk, right?) and wrote HARDCORE
PUNK on the front with a blue magic marker, and on the back i
wrote IN YOUR FACE STUPID GOVERNMENT. now, the hair might be a
problem. i think i'll break open a magic marker and mix it with
super glue, and spike my hair. oh, and i don't have any spike
bracelets, so i made one out of electrical tape, and pushed thumbtacks
and the ends of plastic forks through it. i think it might work.
will i look PUNK RAWK? will the true hardcore punks accept me
at the blink-182 concert?
hahaha linkin park being punk... not on THIS planet... and if
i see then i will be sure to kick your ass regardless of what
the other 'punks' are doing to you or where you are... and don't
forget to dye your hair with koolaid and a spray bottle... it
hungry for a fat cock. I need to beat niggers and spics some more.
You nasty little whore, look what your brother did! CHINK FAGGOT
where do you get off you fucking gay CUNT- asshole. I slapped
the shit out of that toddler, didn't i? will you censor
any of that shit, dc?
i considered it... but you did ask a question... even if what
you said was stupid and irrelevant... and yes you did slap the
shit out of that toddler
how ya doin
i'm tired and sick of stupid questions like the one
above this one
as good as any can be i suppose
how ya feelin
can i have
no... it's mine
moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie etc etc, is this a load
of old bollocks or what? sweddybob
you have obviously never had a big pizza pie hit your
eye... it hurts
if i ruled
the world if i ruled the world what a wonerful place it would
be. do you agree. sweddybob
no.... i think that i should rule the world as i am
a loyal servant of the cats
bollocks like large water melons is that normal< sweddybob
i like to
lick the cheese from a dead dogs dick do you? sweddybob
sometimes but i haven't been finding as many dead dogs
i drink heavily i eat shit loads of fatty foods my doctor tells
me to regular exorcise to raise my heart beat at least twenty
minutes three times a week but all i need to do is walk up the
stairs to get my heart pumping and out of breath is my doctor
a cunt or what?
yes, your doctor should be encouraging you to eat more
chocolate and meat... or chocolate covered meat
sock monkey how do you deal with bobbles on your magnificent skin?sweddybob
bobbles? i don't think i have any of those... i once
had popples but then they weren't cool anymore
all i want
to do all day is ask you inane questions is this normal.? sweddybob
yes it is... but make sure they are good questions
I WANT TO
LICK YOUR BUM.? PLEASE. SWEDDYBOB
no... anyone who types in all uppercase is annoying
I the queen of the world?<BR><font color=silver> Yes
you are. I love you. Love,DC
no you aren't and you can't fake asking a good question
see a doctor?
if they seem interested then sure
if me knew
you were coming me'd a baked a cake, baked a cake... will you
have a piece with me?
no i don't trust you to be able to make a cake i'd
eat... you can barely figure out the keyboard so you and an oven
probably isn't a good thing
Do you think
that they made a mistake in the bible when refering to Jesus?
I think over time it was changed. It's supposed to be cheeses.
Cheeses cured hunger.... think about it...
the whole thing became a mistake and at least it'd
make more sense if it were cheese... but while it was walking
around in the desert wouldn't it melt?
become quite insane, probably do to the content of this site...
My friends and I are playing a deadly game of roulette... It's
getting quite serious... We gather around the table, each eyeballing
one another and take turns openning our mail... Please help us...
the thrill is just too much.. --- The Spoon
avoid your friends and just focus on this site... or convince
them to come to this site too
i shave my ass with out cutting my anal sphincter?
try doing it very carefully with mirrors or get a friend
or stranger off the street to do it for you
My favourite thing
to do is watch smokers in the winter time... 'cause they don't
know when they're done exhailing... What's your favourite thing
to do? -- The Spoon
my favorite thing to do is listen to music while hanging with
friends... especially if it is in ottawa
was really like a box of chocolates, there would probably be more
people eating people...well raw anyway... Do you like chocolate?
--- The Spoon (do you know who I am yet?)
i'm not a big fan of chocolate but sometimes white chocolate is
ok... or minty chocolate
trouble falling asleeep so can u read me a storey?
once there was some bread but no one could figure out
what was wrong so they went to counseling and the doctor told
them they had repressed memories of being a chair which explained
the flatness but what they couldn't figure out was why the eggs
burnt when the heat was off so they decided to pretend it never
happened which had caused the plastic plants to die but since
it was tuesday it didn't matter
excuse brought up Westlife anyway? - Mzebonga
i'm not sure but it's best if we all just pretend it
found god? I thought I saw him behind the sofa but I was wrong.
i have looked and discovered i was looking for nothing...
and is my hat behind the sofa?
Am I going
to die soon? I'm guessing yes. Can it be during the best sex I've
ever had? - Mzebonga
CAN it be? yes... WILL it be? not a chance in hell
I keep trying
to think up good questions and I can't think of any. I think I
may try for a monkey butt without asking "r u gay?"
Does anybody want to join me? It has to be a question though.
don't make me hurt you mzebonga... i'll pimp your ass out to westlife
if you don't behave
Am I God?
sure, but only for today
ever eaten the cheesey stuff that gets caught under your toenails?
(Or someone elses seeing as Sock Monkies don't have toenails).
i have tried but get kicked in the face every time
ever wonder how good Mariah Carey is in bed? Did you reach the
same conclusions I did: being that she'd probably be great if
she shut up? - Mzebonga
no i have only imagined me severing her head and kicking
it... she is only good dead... her voice is annoying... her face
is annoying... she is just completely annoying
Can I have
a gun? - Mzebonga
people like you aren't allowed to have guns unless
you're surround by only stupid people... there is no excuse for
cutting a smart life short
ask Sally if she'll lick my nipples? - Mzebonga
i'm guessing that she won't... and i'm not asking her...
she is a hairdresser remember? she has access to many sharp
scissors and she can use them well
do all the new questions just suck now? I mean, they're really
dumb. I remember a time when i would frequent the site and enjoy
lots of good, wholesome, quality questions. Nothing about butt
sex, or some new absurd "play toy" on the market. This
is not what sock monkeys are about. Is it? Please, DC, say it
aint so. Do sock monkeys really just want to hear about weird
anal probes? speedracer
i know... i mean there are way more
which is good... but the quality has declined... and sure sock
monkeys like to hear about weird anal probes, but not all the
time... sock monkeys are about much more then that
you agree that green, blue and white are the only true colours?
no... black, blue and red are the only true colors
and yes i'm counting black as a color even though it is actually
the absence of all color but let's not get picky... unless of
course you're talking about primary colors which are red, yellow
if bob say
yes and susan say no then will roger ask if sue said yes or no
when the tuna fish is done??? -Cornellious
yes... but if you ask susan she'll say no
i have a
theory about where lost socks go!! lemme know what ya think. every
night small gnomes named wally and harry potter sneak out from
under the toilet and clib into the washer and steal socks. they
then use the socks to make one humongous monkey sock puppet which
will come to life and destroy the world!
that's an interesting theory but you aren't taking into consideration
the riddle of the 'other sock'
i took 3
viagra pills 4 weeks ago and i have had a huge stiffy ever since.
i was wondering how i can stop myself from poking everyone in
the cheek with it?
put a warning light on it, paint it a bright color
and warn everyone who gets near it
if you ask
steve a question will he tell you to shut up?? - your pez freak
nine times out of ten he does... if he doesn't then
it means he hasn't heard you
sometimes wish we were back in the 80's? When things were more
fun and less serious. The years these days are to serious.
no the 80s were filled with stupidity and horrible trends... refuse
if the speed
of light is 186,355 miles per second and i sit in front of my
computer staring at the light emitted by my monitor, can i consider
my life a high speed adventure?
sure you can... i know i do...
,dc. sometimes i ask really stupid questions just to annoy you,
or to try getting a monkey butt. i usually ask good questions,
though. are you mad at me?
no i'm not mad... but i might be if you don't send
me some money and some cds
me and my
friend needed gas money, and i wasn't getting paid this thursday,
so today we dressed like bums and washed peoples windshields on
the busiest corner of our shitty little burg. people seemed pretty
amused, and actually appreciated our services. it was fun, too.
then a cop pulled over to us and flicked on his lights. he ran
our names for warrants, and told us that soliciting on a public
street was illegal, and that we'd have to leave. now, granted,
we weren't really as bad off as a lot of windshield washers, but
do you think that law is good, bad...?
i wasn't aware that it was against the law to do that...
i see people doing that all the time... i think that it is annoying
to have people coming up to your car... its hard enough not to
hit innocent pedestrians much less those who come at you... if
you can do it and make money then fine but stay away from me...
is my girlfriend
probably... you are too
Why do you
and nearly everyone else who posts here do so with mispellings
and poor grammar? You speak with explicit sexual references and
have a jaded, cynical, and destructive view of life. Are our school
systems failing us? What ever happened to common decency, intelligence,
and self-respect? Can any of you actually use a question mark?
i don't misspell things unless i choose to do so on
purpose... i don't capitalize my 'i's... but beyond that my answers
are fine... and i can use as many ........... as i want... yes
our school system is failing us because parents don't get involved
with their kids and expect the teachers to baby-sit them all day...
common decency is dead sadly enough, intelligence is among the
few of us... self-respect has been twisted to make people think
that shows like temptation island and popstars is somehow ok
are Sock Monkies about? - Mzebonga
well we're all different... i am about being able to
do what makes me happy
I want to
be a good boy, I don't want to be pimped out to Westlife. Who
knows what they'd do to me, especially that Bryan, he's a weird
one. So what can I do to make it all better? - Mzebonga
find a brick wall and slam your head against it until everything
fades to black... it works for me
lick mzebongas nipples but I would definetly have to charge.I
won't use sharp objects only if you want me to and Oh how much
should I charge? Sally
i would charge 200 hundred dollars and you should give me 150
Oh and you
can ask me anything but I can't guarentee that I'll do it or answer
it okay? Sally
i'm not the one asking you and damnit people you're
supposed to ask ME questions... is it that hard! (no sally i'm
not giving you shit... just the others so put the scissors down)
heard of anti-flag? they are good. can i be a sock monkey? where
do the dead people go? the sofa eat my tv. video not only killed
the radio star, but also my car. damn the rednecks. poncho? not
today, its a 12-gauge. AGAIN? wont they EVER stop? - Fido Dido
if its the one that www.adbusters.org
uses then yes... no you can't... they go away... i have no ponchos
but i used to have one... and no it never stops
have this problem. It's a little sensitive...oh I don't know if
I can...can talk about it. You see, I'm a big macho type, or at
least that's what I'd like to think, but I've recently been the
victim of vicious abuse from, erm...my parrot. You see (sob),
he's got this habit of, well, talking, but he says really nasty
things like "Fag!" and "Fudge-packer!", and
I just can't take it! I'd just be sitting there watching chat
shows and all of a sudden he'd reel off an impromptu insult...and
not only that, but he also throws things at me, big things, like
acorns and screws, and sometimes knives...what can I do? My sanity
and image is at stake. BARCLAY
i say you take him out of his cage... snip off his
beak and eat him for dinner... either that you take your parrot
to counseling where it can learn to identify it's abuse behavior
and how it's affecting your life so perhaps it can learn some
anger management skills...
If yur such
a miserable anti-sociable tosser of a munkey why d you have a
website open o milions? sarcasm ifs there if you choose to look
for it or if your not american
as if millions would come here... most wouldn't understand the
humor... and i enjoy being a miserable anti-social tosser... so
tell your friends and family to come here too
If I send
you an envelope full of money and anthrax, would you just take
the money and throw the anthrax in the trash, or would you forward
the envelope, money included, to SAnimal? Are sock monkeys immune
to anthrax? If so, what makes them that way? -gone postal
i would take out the money, lick it and then vomit
in the envelope before forwarding it onto sanimal... i would think
that sock monkeys are immune but we'll find out won't we?
i would think that because sock monkeys are made from only socks
and fluff that anthrax would be useless... but then of course
that white noise album was pretty shitty and i can't honestly
say that i was unaffected by it
Come on, it's me. Surely Sally can do me a special rate? It's
not as if I'm just some weirdo who walked in off the street, is
it? - Mzebonga
yes you are some weirdo off the street... and this is ask dc...
not suggest ways for sally to make money off you
does Sally charge for a haircut? How much is that with nipple
licking? Just my right nipple only. - Mzebonga
i'm not sure... i'd suspect that nipple licking would
cost extra regardless of what side... and this is ASK DC not ask
ask you a question now? - Mzebonga
yea i think so... i think i'm feeling left out or something....
oh no wait... i'm upset cuz this is ask dc and you're asking sally
questions... yea that's right
I need you
to be cool. Are you cool? - Mzebonga
at the moment yes because it is becoming colder outside
and i should have dressed warmer
Do you love
me? Will anybody ever learn to love me? I loved once, but I lost.
I better that way than never to have loved at all, isn't it? -
no... probably not and that time you thought you loved... well
it was all a hoax and besides love is just one of those things
that you think you feel until suddenly you don't and then you're
not sure what happened but you've got scars
seem to be giving certain people bad luck. Do you believe that
we make our own luck or even destiny? I would to know how a sock
monkey perceives this.
i think that in many ways we create our own luck... but then by
definition it's not really luck... luck is just when something
unexpected happens and it's a good thing... so you can't really
make it but others can set themselves up to constantly fail due
to their own stupidity... in that case they like to blame it on
'bad luck' because they don't want to accept responsibility for
their own actions... and if all that doesn't make sense then there
is always the option of going to the magic wishing well and wishing
for nothing but good luck and everything will be fine
ever smoked crack?
no... there are less harmful ways to get high
Oh and I
forgot to mention that I wasn't pleased with Mzebongas sex acts
duck taping a girl whether wanted or not is sick and anything
we do will be supervised and he has to be duck taped across the
mouth and to a chair .I just wanted to ask also would you supervise
and how did you know I could use sharp objects so well?Oh and
you can have five bucks and thats all. Sally
is this being asked of me or am i going to have to lock you and
mzebonga in a room with some duct tape, scissors and a webcam
said that so I wouldn't go away? Sally
i never said anything and you can't prove it
go back, view the old questions, and view the new ones. Compare.
Don't they new ones suck? Don't try and say my new ones have sucked,
because I've been getting some good question awards lately.
many of the new ones don't exactly suck but they certainly
don't rock... maybe people are just getting less creative?
drunk. what should i buy on ebay?
you should buy this
for me... or some faith no more stuff
i kill the
lost. do you?
sometimes but then i forget what i'm doing and end
up wandering around asking pigeons to fly me home
i (add a
space) hate (add a space) me, so i think?
usually but last friday i suspect that you didn't at
is extremely tidy, this is exactly the opposite to her real character,
whats your sim alter ego like?
my sim alter ego is a burglar and it trapped people
in the house to watch them die and then looked into the sky and
disappeared for awhile
have a problem. my dumpling has become extremly depressed. you
see he got out of his little bath of gravy and hauled his soggy
ass down to the box office to buy tickets. on the way there he
had to dodge the gurbby mits of hungry children and run away from
all the dogs that may try to eat him. he was very happy when he
crawled into his meat house with the tickets. but then disaster
struck. his fave band cancelled their tour and now he is in a
very bad state about it. he never comes out of his house anymore.
just satys in that carcass he calls home. doesn't even complina
about the gravy being cold. what can i do to cheer him up??
warm up the gravy, grind up those kids & heat them
up for his dinner... then force his favorite band to play while
he eats and if they refuse then grind them up too so they can
be a part of him forever
HOW DO I
SUCK A BLACK COCK?
same way you do with whatever other color cocks you've
never harm you anyway alright only sometimes but because you deserve
it don't you? Sally
sometimes i do and other times it just feels good...
other then that no i don't deserve it
are a punk band. where do the dead people go when they die? -
Fido Dido ps plz spank Mzebonga
black flag was a punk band too... their bodies get
buried and their energy does something more fun and i'm thinking
of whipping him with a mouse cord
make me happy? - Mzebonga
i could but i'm not going to
monkey shit taste like?
depends on what the monkey had eaten to produce that
shit... but usually it's kind of bitter
how do you
tell if your beta fish is sick?
i have found that beta fish only have two modes...
living and dead... there is no in between
the side affects of combining extacy and codine?
well your left hand might get a bit itchy, and i would
assume that you would get a bit high
awesome. I gave 400 dollars to your thing. Now what will I get
i don't see no 400 bucks... so i'm not doing anything
you do if I bitch slapped your momma
i'd organize a protest against you
is it a
bird? is it a plane? it's superman! oh, no, wait, it is a plane...
does superman really exist? if so, where? - Fido Dido
superman exists as a fictional character and from some commercial
that was shown on my tv a long time ago... they say the guy who
created him was canadian... so he exists in that guys head and
anyone who has heard of him
ok, i have
this disease called tunaunaphobiciola, in case u didnt know it
makes me fear and be addicted to tuna all at once.is there any
non homophobic way which involves lawn furniture circus clown
and midgets that will get rid of my tunaunaphobiciola???
of course, but i can't just dispense that information without
charging you a cost... that is the whole purpose of this site...
to lure people like you with tunaunaphobiciola here and then milk
them for all their worth and maybe their family's worth too
my mom says
when she beats me with the paddle its casue she loves me, is this
why would she say it if it wasn't true
the function of eyebrows? theyre only tufts of hair. why do people
insist of plucking them? - Fido Dido
they are there to pierce... they have no further purpose
wendensday i was melting army men with a lighter and one got atomically
fused with my forehead. i was wondering if i could use this to
my advantage and perhaps become a superhero. what would a good
name be for me?
being a superhero is a big commitment ... you have
to pick a stupid name, find a way to look 'normal' with a 'normal'
identity, figure out a way to be contacted by those you need to
help, design and wear a costume, deal with people who never say
thank you but will whine if you don't save their pet goldfish
too, and other people who just pretend to need your help so they
can get some attention... i think a good name would be Captain
Fatty Fat Fat Fat
yes or no?
pop culture got such a grip on the world? - Fido Dido
people are stupid and they like stupid things
i have a
theory that beacause they only hang out with children that, barney,
ronald mcdonald, michael jackson, tony the tiger, and the trix
bunny are some kind of pedefiles. do you agree?
in most cases yes i do agree
Why do some
guys not seem to like affection, like they never want to kiss
a girl. then you have some guys that just cannot stop kissing
you, my question is why can't more guys be like that?? Is there
just something wrong in their head or what?
because every guy is different just like every chick
is different... and public affection is horrid and shouldn't be
pilgrims took over the indians land why didnt the call for back
up from the natice canadians
well all the indians weren't from the same tribe and
didn't all get along... and their email was down that day
i convince girls my jock itch isnt really herpies?
no one believe that story... just give it up
of the hotwheels cars?
they have wheels and some of them look cool... that's
all i can offer
i find pictures of women haveing babbys
there is no way i'd know that... pregnant chicks are
SICK and so are babies
Why is it
that people's taste gets infinitely worse once they pass forty?
most people have no taste before they are 40... but
lets face it... this whole thing is just a way to distract us
from learning about the penguins building that spaceship all those
the idea behind "education"? is it to indoctrinate and
homogenise all us young "people"? or is it something
even more sinster? - Fido Dido
well it began as trying to learn things and figure
out things... but then people figured that they'd just take everyone
else's word for everything and then parents sent their kids off
to be 'babysat' and now the whole thing is about regurgitating
things that dead people once said and having coke machines glaring
into your eyes for years yet for some reason you can't wear a
shirt with a band logo
monkey in the jungle, watching a vapour trail, caught up in the
conflict between his brain and his tail. do you agree? - Fido
i would normally but day by day i see the way that the shelves
are fitting together and sometimes i think that the plants are
dead but then they're alive
How do you
prononce the word ska?
s k a
in my house smells like well erm....cheese. My dad feets kind
of matches the pong but not quite. With the cheese and the feet
my clothes all smell very strangely. Not unlike a rotten sweet
potato.I've tried soap powder mixed with a bee's saliva and lemon
juice mixed with goats milk and nothing has got the smell out!!!
What do I do??? - jonut
i recommend finding a chat program and asking everyone
you can for their opinion
some women greedy and others are just 'nice'
cuz some people suck and some don't... that's just
the way you feeble humans are
I find Fido's Email? Could we maybe make a deal? Ya know, you
scratch my back I stroke your tail... ~Pyro
i don't know i'm not the keeper of knowledge like that...
no deal... but you can still rub my tail
you think of the animated band Gorillaz? I noticed that FidoDido
posted some of their lyrics as a question "There's a monkey
in the jungle watching a vapor trail..blah blah" I figured
you being a fellow primate of some sort would have something to
say about them..
i haven't heard of them... i think you are obsessed
with fido dido
person you cybered with once would have been lucky since you never
did it again?
sure i guess... the next time i do it i'll charge more
site do you reccomend cybering at?
i have no reccomendations for where it's good to cyber
at ... i use icq for chatting though
people actually think your doing anything when you cybering I
mean hello who can type and wank/finger themselves at the same
well some people are just good at multitasking
Well I went
to my work xmas party last night and what a show it was ,the amount
of embarrassing things done was a halarious show for anyone who
wasn't drinking.They were serving wine and beer the worst drinks
ever don't think? Do you think that what people say when they
are drunk is the truth?Just because I had a few people say stuff
and you don't really know what to think of it all.I'm glad it
wasn't bad stuff. The most annoying thing when people get drunk
they come up and put theyre arm around you and nearly strangle
you and you can smell their alcoholic breath damn its gross don't
you think?The amount of people falling about the place accidently
flashing themseves is also off putting as well . What do you think
of the whole situation? Sally
i think that when they say things when they're drunk that its
the truth to them at the time.... yes drunk breath is sick...
i think that xmas parties are annoying but the getting some days
off work thing rocks
is obviously retareded as she has told the computer to remember
her sign in name for something. now i can't get in to my account
and i want to. when i asked her she prceeded to lie to me and
told me that she didn't when obviously she had. when i told her
not to lie to me she flew at me in a rage cos she's nasty and
horrible. well as she was taking a running dive at me my foot
happened to connect with her stomach but it was in self defence.
so why then did i get the blame even when i dind't start it and
all i wanted to know was how to get it off whatever she put it
on? but anyway my main question is why did fido dido quote gorrilaz?
put the computer in the bathtub and fill it with hot
water... then everything will be ok... and enough about gorrilaz
and fido dido
you don't like feet at all would like it if you had none at all
or that they look different to what they look like now? If you
would like them to look different how would you like them to look?Sally
i don't know how they would look better but i don't
like the way they look now... i think its the toes that bother
always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side
down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?
you will be scratched and the cat will be pretty pissed off
Do you like
beer? What's your favourite alcohol? I think people who don't
like a good beer are quite possibly stupid. Isn't it true that
people who like beer are stupid too? That's because every is stupid.
I'm stupid. Have you noticed how stupid I am? I like being stupid.
In fact, I've never aspired to anything else. Do you think I could
be stupid for a living? I'm pretty good at being stupid. In fact,
i'd say I'm better than you at being stupid. How do you respond
to that, DC? How can you respond to someone being stupider than
you? Narf! - Mzebonga
i used to like molson canadian beer... i have no favorite because
i am allergic to it... those who like beer too much are stupid...
many people are stupid for a living so you have a good chance
at doing well for yoruself... yes you are much better at being
stupid then i am and i can only reply by saying 'look at that
How are you?-TOOTOOGOO
i'm tired... like always
there stupid peopleon this earth to torture us? what have we done
that is so wrong? I mean this is pure torture!!!~~Fugly
i searched for that answer for years but gave up...
they are all just here to torture ME... we should somehow sterilize
them all through the water supply but i'll leave the details with
i buy a hurse damn it!?
maybe at a hurse store... that's where i'd start
Do you know
where your going to? Do you like the things that lifes been showing
you? Where are you going to?
i'm going to pass out on the floor in a minute or two...
i think i've ducked for most of them...
ounces are in a pint?
quite a few
that boot, that moose. Can I choose, make I break my self lose?
yes you may but only if you say that you're okay
Is it time
yes it is
I know what
you really look like...DC..You're no sock monkey. Your that nerd
with the thick glasses who works in the cubicle in front of me.
Your real name is Dexter Charles Hayworth II. Everyone in this
complex HATES you! Stop spilling coffee all over the boss's work.
It's not funny anymore. Ill have him cut your wages!
you've found me out... during the day i am dexter and during the
night i am a sock monkey, fighting the evils of sanity and those
little sugar packs that don't seem quite right... and no! i need
every penny i can get
anyone fatter than Danny Lambert? Witto
the people above me are the fattest people because
there is no way that they can create that fucking noise by being
a normal size
Why is thisonly
the second question I've asked for ages? Witto
perhaps you are becoming sane... beware!
send me a sock monkey if I give you my address? I've got my certificate
of knitted primate competence. Witto
well we are looking into getting sock monkeys made
but in the meantime... no monkeys for you
Do you like
i know what you did last summer... and what you did on that page
where it looks like you updated it, but where you really just
nicked bits from other areas of the site, mostly from insane thoughts
and ideas... talking of sections on your site, i sent you that
thing that i did for what to do when youre bored, you aint said
anything about it... and on with the questions... has the sky
ever fallen down? how does it stay up there? where is my leg?
why did the blind man cross the road, dammit? - Fido Dido
that is what we did (well we did add a new shrink story) so that's
why you get an award... and i responded to your email... and the
sky falls daily... it just floats up there... i'm not sure...
and he wasn't aware that he was crossing a road
i find out about the members of theinsanedomain.com? - Fido Dido
well i'm glad you asked... for years their identies
have remained shouded in secrecy, but for today only here is the
truth behind the members of theinsanedomain
we hear nowt bout Cyan? does s/he actually exist? or are you just
playing with our minds, dammit? - Fido Dido
we are just messing with your fragile minds in an attempt to confuse
you and have you question the meaning of sandwiches hidden in
hello? is there anybody out there? just nod if you
can hear me... is there anyone at home?
a ditch, playin' with my boyfriend's dick, he thinks i'm a witch,
but that's okay, cuz he licks.What do ya think about this?
i think that you should lick too
Why is it
when you want to buy something in particular,you can't find it,but
when you don't want that particular something, it is there?
the world is only here to mess with us... that sort
of stuff is planned by people in green coats
compensate those sockmonkies for sock monkey porn??? and did they
all agree to the exposure? i hope so. id hate to think that you'd
have to go to sock monkey court.
them participating is compensation... and yes they all signed
release forms and we obtained photocopies of their birth certificates
to prove that they are of legal age....
South Carolina can I find some hot looking asian chicks? I need
piece of ass and prostitution is too expensive.
i'm not sure... i haven't been there ever so you should
pay for me to go there and find out for you
Can I go
on a rampage and kill everyone in sight now? If I blame it on
SAnimal, will you testify against him? -gone postal
yes and yes
sick for spying on people,sick I tell you, Why do you do it?
they fascinate me... and besides... they've been doing
some strange stuff lately... oh no wait... that was a dream
those that were seen dancing thought to be insane?
yes... many of them were thought to be insane but only
a handful actually were insane
the photo for the butterfly caccoons
no all we have here are cow
Why is there
not free midget porn mpeg samples?
Can I call
you toots from now on?
no... but from now on i get to call you SMALLY... so
smally... do you like being called smally? do you think your new
name suits you smally? will you insist you be called smally but
everyone you know? yea i think so smally
sure going down on a girl isn't the best thing? For her it would
for her i'm sure it is... but for me it's not THE best
nobody ever does it right?
they don't consult me beforehand
best technique for it do you think?
twice to the left then up
you sell yourself as a whore for sale to make money for your website
instead of asking for other peoples money all the time?
i don't see the difference between the two... i thought
i WAS whoring myself out to you all in the hopes of getting money
be your price?
i'll take 500 a week to start... after 3 months i want
just the sexiest? Vanilla Sky
not today... maybe tomorrow because vanilla tastes
I hate ants
they bother me why? Vanilla Sky
don't cover yourself in jam and lay in grass... you'll
find that ants leave you alone if you don't do that
Do you mind
if I kiss you? Vanilla Sky
not at all
we gonna see pictures of Jcp ?Theres to many pictures of you as
it is and you know we all think your a freak,but you are special
in your own way I suppose. Vanilla Sky
no pics of jcp she says... and here
are lots of pictures of me
So how do
you know that the people you've placed on your cool viewers list
are one and the same people?
we don't... but then again... blah blah blah
rocks don't ya think? Vanilla Sky
she used to but now it just sucks ass
best way to get out of an embarrasing situation? Vanilla Sky
screaming and flinging squid parts at whomever is within
have taken the red pill or the blue pill? - Mzebonga
i forget... i think mine was purple
I went out last night, and I rue the fact that I decided to have
that final pint of beer. I was just wondering what the rational
is that keeps people going back for more. The reason I ponder
this is because, having logged onto the internet on my return
fom the pub, I feel the burning desire to vacate the contents
of my stomach. So, I did this in the toilet. I woke up about five
minutes later on the bathroom floor and needed to puke again.
So, I did. Afterwards, I staggered back to my PC to see how I
was getting on. I fell asleep on the couch. Five minutes later
again, I woke up and needed to puke again - which surprised me
because I didn't expect to have that my left to puke. Finally,
I give up on being awake and staggered to bed, where I woke up
butt naked this morning. My stomach has been churning all day
and my throat is killing me from all the acidic puke that washed
past it. What I'm wondering is, what is the rational that causes
a person to do this to themselves? Why, damn you?! - Mzebonga
cuz it feels so FUN! besides... sometimes it's fun to hurt
yourself because when you stop it feels sooooo good
to be or
not to be, is that really the question? i'm not sure that's what
he's trying to get across here.
the question should be 'why aren't i sending more money
to theinsanedomain?'... if more people just thought about that
and decided to send money... well i for one would be happy
you do if me, Sally, Fido Dido, Barclay, Witto and everybody asking
questions turned out to be just one person who had a major crush
on you and wanted to have your babies if he wasn't a man but now
he lives in the box at the end of your drive waiting for the day
when he can anally rape you and make you have his ass babies?
i refuse to breed so if you're interested in that kinda thing
then you just look somewhere else... and i know a few of these
people through other means then this site... so you if you were
the rest well then i would say congrats on your creativity and
imagination to come up with these 'characters' and play them out...
I just saw
on the news that some girl saved her little sister's life by providing
a vital bone marrow transplant and then, because of the media
coverage, she got picked on at school. She moved schools and they
still picked on her. It got so bad that she killed herself. What
the fuck is that all about? It's things like that which make be
want to round up all the humans on the planet and shoot them one
by one. You can oversee it if you want. Be sure, I'd save a bullet
for myself once it was done. - Mzebonga
it is about people raising their kids WRONG and teaching them
nasty things like that behavoir... as well as the stupid brats
who behave like that... damnit you humans should STOP breeding...
i am completely for shooting them all but just do it in one big
Dido I can say "Narf" if I want. Shrimp? - Mzebonga
i don't know if i will eat shrimp or not... i mean
does it really count as meat?
lies? love or hate? cheese sarnie or just marmite smeared on a
piece of scrotum? - Fido Dido
lies & hate and i don't like either choice as marmite
is not something i enjoy at ALL
Do you want
to interview me? - Mzebonga
not right now... maybe later
very good website! hey, Look at this: <url omitted> I am
sure you will love it! Rafinha
sigh... why do people feel that they have to send me
jokes/links about this stupid ass shit going on in the world...
i don't care about making fun of it all so stop sending me that
name of the cat you live with again? What does she look like?
What type of dog lives next door? Does the cat like the neighbors
dog? - Mzebonga
her name is anastasia... she is a tabby cat and her pictures are
somewhere here... i have no idea and ana doesn't interact with
ever end? - Fido Dido
it never ends... never ever ends
tu? - Fido Dido
i'm very tired at the moment
as sickened by the whole duct tape thing as Sally was? Or are
you less of a prude? You should try duct tape sometime, try strapping
down one of those sexy Sock Monkey women. - Mzebonga
well i have seen someone do that to themselves and when they ripped
it off it didn't look very fun (although i laughed at him) so
i don't think anyone besides someone stupid would allow me to
do that to them and i don't fuck stupid people
getting very desperate and sad if your dad begins to look for
a girlfriend for you? - Mzebonga
things are desperate and sad when your dad becomes
Do you still
want that story? - Mzebonga
yes... just wait a few weeks before sending it... unless
you've already sent it and its sitting in my mailbox in which
case we'll get to it in a few weeks... the end of the month is
near and we have a lot of work to do with those damn questionnaires
and what ifs for the moment
How do you
make sock monkeys?
well you get socks... cut them up somehow, then sew
them back together and fill them with stuffing into the shape
of a monkey
do u have
boy friend? have u ever had a gay friend?
no and yes
dc. you didn't mention me under "cool viewers who come back
for more." i've been coming to this site for years, and you
know it, you cunt. -seth
yes you've been coming here for awhile so i have added
you to the list...
take me off the the cool viewers list? Sally
of show are you running here? Vanilla Sky
well we try to run a good show but the budget has decreased
so we're working with less
me up, i'm gagged and bound does this mean that you will take
your remote control and beat me with it?
yes... and perhaps get you greased up and play 'hide
why do the
voices tell me to hurt myself?
you should do it... go on... well ok stop now cuz it's
not as funny as i thought it would be
do you talk
to yourself out loud in front of others or just when you're alone?
i talk to myself all the time in front of many people...
or just to myself in my truck
your favorite song off of each bungle album
first - dead goon, disco volante - desert search for
techno allah, california - goodbye sober day
schizoid has a different colored ciggerette then ver in the members
ha ha... gee i didn't notice they were different colors...
i wonder why his would be green instead of black?!
I bend over, I shit myself. Why?
the plug in your ass falls out when you bend over so
stop bending over unless you want to take a shit
be the reason all married men feel the need to cheat?
well... that and the color green
i went to
my teacher and said "jesus h christ" and she gave me
3 hours of detention... why?
cuz you were naked and shouldn't be interrupting the
class with your religious bullshit
you should add 'teachers' to your people that suck list. what
do you think?
well some of them do suck major ass... but others are
you're Dexter during the day, and a sock money at night, does
that make you some kind of a where-monkey? How did you become
that way? Where you born that way or where you bitten by another
where-monkey? Or where you the sad result of some government experiment?
i was bit on the ass by a frog with rabies as it had sex with
a sock... unless that's just my cover story to hide the hideous
truth involving a pillow and a sock... the truth is out there
it goes i'm 16 my boyfriend is also 16 i've had sex once and him
i don't know how many times(more than once).i want have sex with
him but he keeps telling me i'm feaning because of how i talk
&the things i say (i can't help thats how i talk)wat should
i do?(dating for 3 1/2 months.
i think you're barely mature enough to come to this
site and ask a question... much less have sex so just concentrate
on not breeding by doubling up on those condoms... and maybe some
actually donate money to your site?
no... you ingrates
you want to pass out for?
Is it wrong
for me to jab knifes into my arm?
no... and don't let anyone tell you any different
why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh,
why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh,
why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh,
why, oh, why, oh, why, the fuck did i do this? - Fido Dido
you're a sorry little freak with no life... that is why... and
that's also why your pillows ran away
the bits go that you get rid of? eg, where is the "contact
us" page? ta much-a-lee - Fido Dido (and the elephants are
sometimes they hang out for awhile hidden from you
people... sometimes they're deleted... other times we interogate
them to find out the whereabouts of the forum we were promised
tell mzebonga to stop nicking my insane catchphrases, the fucking
retarded excuse for a gibbons hoe? - Fido Dido
i'm going to sew you both together
know that ITV digital are giving away free sock monkeys with every
set top box? what can be done to prevent this needless cruelty?
yours, sincirly - Fido Dido
go there and protest with all your friends... bring many signs
and be sure to bring along gas masks
can we insane
people with names (me, mzebinga, sally, maybe witto) have our
own question bit, where only we could ask questions, or maybe
answer them? - Fido Dido
well for that sort of thing... how about you get your
own website and do it?? but then you'd just be ripping this one
off... so you should just keep coming here and asking me questions
In The Sky? - Fido Dido
i find ways to annoy my roommate, should i ever get one? - Fido
hmmm... well how about this
list? and if you'd like a roommate then just start living
in someone's room for awhile
of the question. prawn? Fido Dido <--------------name. end
of question -------------------->
<sound of me bitch slapping you>
thou. did he really? - Fido Dido
it's all lies and propaganda
is dead... i'm so sad... but something.... yea, 'tis a sad day
for the world... more sad than sept. 11... will he rise again?
- Fido Dido
well if he's dead then i'll have to say that no... he won't rise
be okay to permanetnly hurt and idoit/stupid person? What about
a person who is just just.....annoying? Do they put you in jail
for that sort of thing?~Fugly
yes they do put you in jail for that kind of thing... but at least
you'll get a room with fido dido... he's been looking for a roommate
I personally like a warm cinnamon color... but with a small room,
it's not just the colors... its the whole room and everything
in it. Have you picked a theme? Are you going monochromic? What
type and color of furniture do you have now? What is the lighting
like in there? As for warm colors that open up a room (in
my opinion and if done correctly)... well a golden yellow works,
a warm terracotta, a soft grey/blue, and even a warm red"
remember this? - Fido Dido
i have no clue what you're going on about but jcp who read this
says she does...
and says that she still likes a warm cinnamon color
if your tail was to detach itself from you but you could still
feel everything that happened to it (eg. if someone bit the tail
you would feel it) and then demanded that you be it's sex slave
and had to stroke whenever it wanted. would you become it's slave
of pleasure cos you would feel it too?? -keglineq
well how about i find some lovely sock monkey to rub
my tail for me and i'll get back to you
think you'd gotten rid of me?? mwhahahahaha..... -keglineq
to be honest i hadn't thought of you at all
am still having problems with wind. Do you think it could have
anything to do with the amount of potatos and onions I am eating?
Also, I realise that my farts are smelling more of onion than
ever but I'm not sure that it's relevant to the number of onions
I'm eating. I say this because I have a pet dog and the dog's
farts smell of Cauliflower Cheese. I don't feed the dog Cauliflower
Cheese, so, do you think that the smell of our farts has anything
to do with what we eat? - Fergus O'dimbal
i think that the smell of our farts is directly related to what
we eat... and you should conduct more tests involving less onions...
when all the humans are dead? - Mzebonga
the world gets back to what it was doing before this
unfortunate 'human' business
when I'm dead? - Mzebonga
well you're dead so nothing happens... but it's party
time for all the little worms
I love naked
women. I never seem to be able to find any. Sure there are pictures
but do you know where all the naked ladies are? Where do they
take the photos? Or are the rumours true that the naked ladies
are in fact clothed women in disguise? - Mzebonga
they are not in my place and that's all i can offer as help for
now... if i find the rooms with them, then maybe i'll tell you...
and that naked ladies in disguise is just pure foolishness
I get my weight in potatos for Christmas? I hope so, I like potatos.
I'm going to put on weight to make sure I get more. - Fergus O'dimbal.
well i can't say for sure... but .... MAYBE! eat up!
you say to changing your name to Mr Sock Monkey? - Mzebonga
the Mr is too formal... i prefer DC ruler of all