all know kirk and spock were not gay lovers while janeway and
7 were, my question is, did the computer screw data, or did data
screw the computer?
data screwed the computer, and janeway should have
been with the dude w/the tattoo. seven should have just
jumped up and down with excitement for awhile to please the drooling
been so kind as to help me nurture my insanity, I've decided that
if I manage to take over the world before the cats, I'll make
you the supreme commander of all the sock monkeys in the universe.
So in your new role, what do you want for dinner on Thursdays?
i would like some macaroni and cheese... but not kraft
because they are an evil corporation with no ethics. do
i get to wear a fancy hat with this new role?
the best you can achieve? you can do better, dc.
well, how about i get some noodles, mix them in a bowl
with cheese, garlic and some peppers. then i'll heat it
all up, load it into buckets and fling it at the people below
me who have fucking wind chimes, the people beside me for letting
their brat run around in the halls, the people who live behind
me for being white-trash fuckers and then perhaps having a nap.
wrong with Tori Amos? hahaha Sally as if I have to ask.
i don't care for chick singers... i just don't like
their voices... so maybe tori is good, but not in my opinion.
come from a certain sock monkey family?
yes, my own. i have a mother, a father and a little
sock monkey brother.
If 42 is
the answer to life then what is the question?
well we're waiting to find that out. apparently
the mice have developed some sort of experiment to find it out
but they won't tell me where it is or what it involves.
all i know is that i'm to watch the skies and find a ford prefect
to take me far far away... if you see him, send him here
best size bed and do you like to share and if so who with?
i have a queen sized bed because the king was just
too expensive and just too fucking big to move... i'll share it
with anyone who is clean, doesn't snore and is willing to play
with my tail.
toothpicks does it take to make me happy?
normally 3... but sometimes your moody and need 5.
best cold rainy days or warm sunny days?
well, during the week cold rainy days are best so that
while you're working, you don't feel trapped like a rat while
missing a nice day. on the weekends, warm sunny days are
the best so you can wander around outside and fucked up without
worrying about getting sick the following day.
I went to collect my laptop and I had to undertake a cycle that
I made for "questionable" reasons four years previously.
So the whole thing comes back to me... And I realised quite to
my despair that in four years, I am making no progress. People
are still shitting on me, girls still want to be "just friends"
and I still have an underlying impression of complete and utter
pointlessness. Do I need a shrink? - Mzebonga
tell those people off and remove them from your life.
be friends with the chicks if they aren't shitting on you.
life is pointless, so find something that you don't hate doing
and do it... write a book, paint your ceilings, learn to weave
baskets and visit this site hourly. if you hate doing the
same thing for four years, then stop doing it. the only
thing a shrink will do is suck away some more money, make you
feel more depressed and change nothing
if I put
your picture on my wall its not so bad?
no thats fine... just don't poke out the mouth and
eyes and wear it as a mask. using my picture as a dart board
is fine, just don't tell me.
right next time?
no way... i refuse
be my best friend?
only if you send me fifty dollars and a friendship
sucks to you people is there anything that doesnt suck?
sure there are things that don't suck... sleeping,
comfortable clothing and stuff. send me some money and i'll
send you the complete list.
put more toys in your toybox section? Can I play too? Sally
i put more toys in my
toybox section for you... you can play with them but don't
make holes in their asses.
and ducks really have sex like in your porn pictures? What would
yes we do... and we don't reproduce... thats why we
can have so much sex.
fun can we have together?
tons of it... but you're paying
Jay and Silent Bob are sexy. Am I okay?
yes you are ok... but i don't think silent bob is all
to Freddy Krugar. We miss him and want him back!
i don't know... maybe i'll go have a sleep and find
sexy IS patton? can you graphically describe for me what you would
do to him given the opportunity?
i'm not sure how sexy he is, i guess it depends on
what you're comparing him to. if given the opportunity,
i would kidnap him, force him to drink tons of coffee, then take
him to a recording studio and get him to sing every song i've
ever liked, every song he can think of and a few more songs and
record it all for my own enjoyment... then i would probably grab
the recordings and run before he escaped, kicked my ass and took
the recordings away while the cops dragged me off to jail.
HA HA HA!!!
you collect hotwheels... you are such a little boy! which is your
i never said i collected them... i just have ones i
like... and my fav is the black one in the bottom left corner
of the display thing... the one with the flames on the side
I write this story, where do I e-mail it to you? Will you put
it on your website? - Mzebonga
go to the contact form and give me your email and i
will respond so you can email me. why go through this
and not just put it out for the whole world? well, fucking
webcrawly things go and grab emails off of websites to spam...
and then stupid people who don't get this site take it and sign
me up for stupid shit that i don't want. if it's good i'll
put it in the site... pending jcp's approval of course
people shitting on: ridding people I hate from my life has left
me with about 6 friends but even my University are shitting on
me so I'm getting the impression that it's unavoidable. - Mzebonga
well, shave your head, sell all your belongings, do nothing but
chant and visit this site for the next 10 years. if you
find that things are still not quite working out for you, then
i'll apologize for the bad advice and give you 5 dollars.
people a bunch of cunts?
most of them are... yes
CBGB OMFUG... what the fuck does that all stand for???
Curly Bitches Give Butts Obvious Mother Fucking Ugly
Germs... thats the best i could give you in the 5 seconds of thought
that i gave this subject thought... and this Carbon Based Genetic
Bees Oppressed Moths For Useful Guarantees
may i suck
the shit and farts from your sockmonkey ass, while giving you
the benefit of a reacharound? i'll kiss you afterword if you'd
like. maybe even a little cuddling.
yes you may but clip your nails first... i don't want
to lose parts... and if i don't feel like cuddling i'll just shove
you on the floor
site is not funny. you all coulf do alot beter tahn i thinmk your
i know we can... we try so hard but this is all we
could come up with... we're constantly striving for more more
more more more more more more. be sure to come by again
to share your thoughts and feelings
ya smoke the wacky weed?
wacky? maybe the zany stuff sometimes... but
that bit last week was a little more wacky then zany....
you drink the devil water?
why would i drink devil piss? if they told you
it was water then you my friend have been lied to
shaking to that fine fine music... you know her life was saved
by rock n' roll... what band sang that?
some band that i haven't heard of or recognize.
we'll call them FRED to avoid confusion in the future
Cd ever to come out? Mazed, HJ.com
i'm going to go with yes even though i have no idea
what vampiros is. perhaps i'll look into it later but i
have a few more questions to answer
depends on where you're smelling and when
traffic does this site make daily?
well each of the members have their own vehicles...
so i would think that each day at least 3 of us are out creating
traffic in the streets... the site really just sits at home to
be viewed by you people. also, if you hadn't noticed, the
stats shit is in that funky ball on the main page... we don't
hide what gets tracked so go take a look at the stats yourself
was born i was wet and an air conditioning unit was strapped to
ny penis, so eat the grass every day. FOOK my question is, wwhye
casn ti spelll?>
you can't spell because you haven't said to yourself
"i weally wanna lern 2 spl" when you take that
first step and head for a class on spelling... then your penis
will feel better
the best 2 rap, punk, polka, experimental, country, classic rock,
classical, grunge, miscellaneous rock, emo, rap-metal, pop, blues,
death/black/grindcore/thrasher metal, stand up comedy, psychedelic,
shred, surf, oldies, jazz, folk, bluegrass, gospel, lo-fi, muzak,
easy listening, world, jungle,trance, ambient, house, funk, industrial,
reggae, dance, salsa, acoustic, and fusion albums/artists? if
you're not familiar with the genre, or one genre is the same as
another, skip it. i am genuinely curious about your musical tastes.
damn... as if i don't have a job already... since i listen to
most of my cds/mp3s on the computer, i don't usually know the
album names exactly... so i've listed artists and tried to supply
album names where i could... minus of course faith no more
and mr bungle items as we all know patton is my favorite vocalist...
in no particular order....
babylon zoo - boy with the xray eyes, soundtracks- mortal kombat,
matrix, lexx, run lola run, sparks - plagerism, fear factory -
demanufacture, dark UFO - from mp3.com, rap
– don’t like or listen to this… the closest I’ve gotten is FNM
& boo yaa tribe doing a song together, punk – I’m not big
into this but I do like some of the ramones and sex pistols stuff,
polka can suck my ass, experimental – fantomas the directors cut,
NO country, classic rock – uh… I’m not sure who falls into this
that I like… i guess i'll go with black
Sabbath (any album with ozzy), pink flloyds the wall, led zeppilin
(I have the box set that I listen to), classical
– betovens fur elise and anything with low string instruments
like that apocalyptica group does, grunge – alice in chains (pick
an album), stone temple pilots core, PWEI (dos didos mi
amigos and the looks or the lifestyle), Bowie – outside &
earthling, Danzig – the unnamed one with the white skull on the
front, black aria, Ozzy – diary of a madman, bark at the moon,
lords of acid – voodoo
u, roxette – HAND(i guess that goes under cheesy pop), smashing
pumpkins – ava adore album, Siamese dream, garbage – v 2.0, sisters
of mercy – some girls wander by mistake, white zombie, rage against
the machine, ministry psalm 69 album, manson – mechanical animals
/ antichrist superstar, monster magnet (one with look to your
orb song on it), enigma, jamiroquai, lenny kravitiz 5, utah saints,
crystal method, scooter, doors,
denis leary is my fav comedian.... i think that covers most of
a three inch swollen phallus and my girlfreind is slightly over
weight. I am only 4 foot 8 inches tall and 130 pounds.She weighs
403.What would be the best sexual position for us so i dont or
wont get hurt while pleasing her?
well... besides hiring someone else to do her, i would
say that if she is on her back and you prop her legs up with pillows
or something (don't forget her legs have to be apart), then peel
back the layers and you should be free of harm... but if you are
harmed then i assume no legal responsibility for your injuries...
i have no experience in this sort of thing
do you think Silent Bob isn't as sexy as Jay?
i'm not a big fan of beards
your toys maybe I'll send you a picture.Why does your mum buy
them , does she think you like them?Do you like them? Do you play
with them alot? Sally
she gets a kick out of buying me stuff that makes me
roll my eyes at her. some of them are ok, the rest i have
no feelings towards. i play with the ones i like... i had
that alien jar on my desk at work and some pregnant lady totally
flipped out and screamed for me to take it away
have you had the best sex of your life with?
the best... thats a toughie... but since i obviously
won't put real names down here... i'll say that it was the last
person i had sex with (and no not those nasty sock monkeys that
those pictures show in my pictures section... they meant nothing
to me... honestly)
I got an
email ( I get heaps of useless email by the way) saying "this
will make you have turbo sex". Turbo sex??? What the fuck
is turbo sex and why would you want to have it? Sally
turbo sex? damn i've never heard of it either... that
must be that fancy sex that people have in the movies.
of golden gate bridge
is??????? i would imagine pretty long.... (beavis:heh
heh you said LONG)
stumbled onto your site last week, and my life seems to have found
a new avenue for truth and beauty. My question is: Why, DC, did
you create this web site? Is there some mtoive, like, establishing
a following to do whatever you please (world domination)? I have
never met a sock monkey that just wanted to share wisdom without
anything in return. borden
welcome to the site then... and in all honesty, i'm
just a meager part of theinsanedomain, as JCP is the one who originally
started this insanity. she claims it's because she was bored
and teaching herself HTML... and that it evolved to this... along
with my help and eventually a few others. the motive...
well i decided to come on board to assist the cats in taking over
the planet so we sock monkeys can finally be free of drooling
children who pull on our tails or poke at our eyes.
it that my dog plays mind games on me. what have i dont to deserve
a dog that messes with my head?? and the strangest thing is..
that my dog is totally like blind and def.. so does my puppy dog
have mystical powers??
your pup is indeed a special one... but i blame you the parent
for the head games. maybe your dog is just pretending to
be blind and deaf so it doesn't have to play fetch or hear you
call it jello-butt. dogs have feelings too. you should
make it a nice meal and talk to it. it may take months before
it even pretends to notice you again.
have ICQ? Sally
yes she does... so does SAnimal
you know what the best sex is if you've only had one partner?
Because you have no one to compare them too.
well, if you had only had one partner, then no you wouldn't have
anyone to compare them to... just the expectations that you have
in your head from movies, friends or other influences. to
make a good call, you'd have to go out and sleep with a few others.
made a National Blonde Day I can't remember the date though I
think its the 10th of October. Do you think we should celebrate
this or not? I actually don't mind I'm blonde, lets all celebrate
our blondness!! Sally
i think that if it's a real holiday that the whole 'having a day'
thing is out of control. what next... redhead day? brunette
day? going grey day? bald day? anything for a fucking way
to make you people buy more shit you don't need. i say protest
it for it's stupidity... unless you get the day off work.
pretty much i guess... no real complaints for once
besides my dishes need cleaning
people have to be assholes and just piss you off to annoy you?
People give me the shits.
i say you collect those shits and throw it at the people
who come here to piss off and annoy me. then take pictures
and we can both laugh until we piss our pants
JCP doesn't answer any questions?
because this is ask DC not ask JCP... if you want to
ask her questions then go
here and send them to her
you like girls with make up?
i don' like girls with NOTICEABLE makeup. in
other words, i don't want to look at a chick and see 2 inches
of face stuff, eyes plastered with color etc... in fact i don't
even like lipstick on a chick... its just weird looking.. chapstick
is fine with me... i like seeing real faces, not pretend ones
that are a waste of time to put on
Do my sock
monkeys like my dryer or is it uncomfortable for them?
if it is just them and no shoes or anything sharp,
then they probably enjoy it. do they bite you after they
come out? if they do, then that means they don't like it
can't get you outta my head, Boy your love is all I think about,
I just can't get you outta my head ,its all I think about?
sure, now send me some cash
I keep getting those bloody sex emails I don't want them. Is there
something wrong with me? Sally
no, it's that great little thing called SPAM... go
into your help files and learn how to filter it out by keywords
wanna get high on Angel Dust with me?
sure, but promise me we'll listen to the whole album,
not just the songs that 'everyone' likes. i'll make popcorn
you think of vibrators and other sex toys and do you use any?
well i don't really think about vibrators and sex toys.
if people like them and use them then good for them. i personally
haven't felt the urge to obtain or use any
eyes and hair do you have?
my hair is dark brown, almost black... sure it looks
a little grey in that picture of me but it was the lighting i
swear... and you can see in the picture that my eyes are black.
those damn inbreds?
which are you referring to? there are so many... and
in the strangest places...
all of your peircings?
my eyebrow ring grew out but it was on my left eyebrow.
i had had stitches there many years ago and the chick doing it
thought that the scar tissue would hold it in well... but four
months later it was gone
you talk to on icq from here?
i talk to jcp, schizoid, have briefly chatted with
about 5 or 8 people that have visited here and about 3 of you
on a regular basis... anyone with icq can contact me though.
in your box?
to the chatroom and why do you keep taking things away?
well the chatroom sucked cuz no one was ever in there
when another person was... and we are always adding and removing
things... it's just part of our charm
still selling candles and what is the site?
nah, she just does the website updating on contract
for the company that makes them... www.briarpatchcandle.com
even i have some of their candles... they're wicked
had your teeth yanked yet? Sally
no... i've been referred to an oral surgeon.
Docs worn out yet?
no way... never... i just need one of the soles fixed
and they'll be perfect
best and worst pickup lines you've had?
said to me? i don't know cuz i don't remember
that shit... and i don't use pick up lines
i work with computers... how vague is that? haha...
i do consulting work for a web design company which is owned in
part by JCP
hate it when people double dip?
well, if it's people who aren't sick and that i know
and there is no spittle on the chip when they dip... well then
i can overlook it... but if it looks like a huge infection is
occurring, then i'll step in
nowhere that i'm aware of... would you like to be one
of those people who insist that 'everyone is ticklish somewhere"?
i'll strip down and you can try everywhere... i won't even charge
you money this time
what is your idea of often? to some, often is daily,
to others, weekly. to some strange people, yearly is often.
like sexy lingerie?
yea i look great in those frilly things... it shows
off my tail real nice and sometimes i even tie little bows on
it... when i feel like being a nasty sock monkey, then i have
a cute little latex outfit i put on... boy does my tail feel good
in that but if you're talking about on others... well,
some people look good in it... and others shouldn't be seen with
the lights on no matter what they're wearing.
GET A GOOD QUESTION AWARD???
rock my world?
yes i can but that doesn't mean i will
ask for SAnimals ICQ , Why on earth would you think that I want
to talk to him for? Sally
i'm not sure why ANYONE would speak to him... you know
how much he sucks ass
I can strip
you down and tickle you all over yay, trust me I'll find the spot.......there
it is tickle tickle tickle hehehe, bet ya can't find mine?
i can find anything given the proper equipment
like the light on or off when your having sex?
depends on what i'm doing and who with... some positions
just aren't worth the effort if you can't see it
some people think its okay to have one nightstands and other people
think its utterly disgusting? I'm one of those who thinks it utterly
well see, that's the beauty of everyone being different.
some can choose to have one night stands, and others don't.
for some people, it's ok, and at times it isn't
If I got
you a red shirt for your birthday would you be happy with that?
depends how dark the red is ... the odds are i'd hate
it because i don't wear red
So if you
have an apartment when does your cat go out the backyard?
no, because when i have an apartment, i have no backyard
cuz when i wiggle my tail around,
the socks go when they dissappear from inside the washing machine?
does someone eat them? is this anything to do with belly-button
fluff? - Fido Dido
i REFUSE to comment on belly-button fluff at this point.
however the socks leave to a better life... somewhere where it's
ok to be a single sock
how you hate kids well you should take a leaf out of my dads book-
this little kid used to ride up and down our street screaming
at the top of his lungs anyways my dad got sick of so he went
out there and yelled to the kid fuckin shut up and go home and
the kid never ever did it again he was even scared to go past
our house- damn white trash kids.Sally Because i know you hate
your neighbours kids.
you have leafs in your dads book? i put them in my own books
to make them flat so i can color on them. i have yelled
many a time and they do nothing... just stare at me and then their
dumb lips start to quiver and suddenly there is liquid flying
from their faces with loud wailing noises
come you've seen JCP naked???
well sad to say i have not seen her naked
Can I dress
you in leather , tie you to a bed, do a couple of bitchslaps,
drop some hot wax on ya , kiss ya tail , Lick your stomach, whip
your bum a bit and sprinkle chocolate sauce on you and lick it
i don't like leather but the rest is ok
is a question i have been pondering, Can negative be more positive
then it is negative, and positive more negative then it is positive?
found this on the insane thoughts page and i wanted you to know
it's a cheap rip off , of a Jack Handey quote,!!! you shouldn't
have a fake quote on an insane thoughts page, cuz i don't think
that qualifies as insanity, Am I wrong????? "At the end of
every book there should be a page you can lick and it tastes like
Kool-Aid. Maybe even a sheet of toffee or caramel or something
nice tasting like that.... books would be more enjoyable for kids...
and dentists would get richer..."
maybe the domain member that added it was influenced
by that and forgot about it... i'll have to remove it then because
i know exactly what you are talking about... remember i don't
write everything on the site
but i'm calling bull shit on the whole. this site is all original
and copyrighted. am i wrong?? It's obviously a lie. original.
i've saw too much things in here that are NOT original. am i wrong??
blah blah blah... we have credited anyone who has contributed
to this site outside of the members in some way or another so
blah blah blah...
forgive those who wronged me. sometimes, it's alright... like
the revenge i got on that stupid redneck. i sure pissed him off.
other times, it's horrible. i can't forgive the ones i love for
things they've done to me, no matter how hard i want to. i find
myself dwelling on what they did, contemplating some kind of revenge,
even passive-aggressive revenge. i'm ashamed of being rude to
my loved ones, and being so utterly unforgiving. i'm not an asshole,
i'm really not, but sometimes i can be, and i hate it.for instance,
my girlfriend did something bad to me 2 months ago. not cheating,
but close. i find myself being rude to her sometimes for no real
reason but that i'm thinking about what she did. i hate myself
for it.how can i forgive? its so hard, everythings been talked
over rationally, i don't know what's wrong with me.
you don't HAVE to forgive but i'm sure you CAN
i have anal sex?
well you need your ass and someone to put in it.. if
you do a search online you can find many items to aid you
cartoons in the members page really look like you guys?
some of them do...
average size of a boys dick??
a boy? i don't know... i don't go out and find out
that sort of info on boys
If I smoked
a 50 sack of high grade every day how long do you think it would
take before I destroy enough braincells to be crowned "the
man with the IQ of exactly 2 point's less than that of a rutabagu?"(however
the hell you spell it)
i'd like to know how you'd test the iq of the rutabaga ... but
either then that... i'd say it wouldn't take too long... less
then a year... depends on how long it took to test the rutabaga
Jesus's last name?
DC ||||| SOCKMONKEY ACCEPTED, what's a good unknown band you like?
BEGIN REFUELING NOW
um... unknown? well... pop will eat itself isn't well
known... but more obscure then that? schizoid is good...
a bit tainted cuz he's my friend... misery loves company is also
good... utah saints... uh... i can't think of anymore... ?
'way down town' all about?
some people who make a bet to see who can stay indoors
for awhile and it shows them in day 24 at work... anyone who is
a freak and has to work in an office will understand
is it with Jay why is he so sexy to me
its probably the hair
i am wearing
clothes right now... tell me why?laser munkiiii
because you forgot to get undressed before coming to
ok then an even
better question how the hell do you think you would test the iq
of a rutabaga? ~BeaverHunter69(and above)
i'm not sure... they don't like me
are 6,000,000,000 people on this planet, why are there 5,999,999,999
because the morons are the only ones breeding
feel pretty shitty. And my head feels cold. Do you think this
will really work if I keep it up for the next 10 years? - Mzebonga
i think that it will not only work, but bring peace to all on
Did i just
ask a stupid question so i could put my name by it? -Gidget
yes you did... tisk tisk
to get drunk but i can't, because i got really, REALLY sick drunk
about a month ago. for some reason, even drinking beer makes me
feel nauseous now. is this normal? will it go away?
if you have built up an intolerance then no that feeling won't
go away... try sifting the cigarette butts out and you'll find
it taste better too
i am stupid
you're stupid... but i'm not
jazz really i do medeski m & w is cool?
i'm glad you like jazz... it brings light into my
life to know this about you and gives me hope for the future
like the pixies?
only when they spank me with their little pixie hands
i capitalilize? why?
only in emergencies to prevent confusion
check out The White Stripes? they rock.
well i've seen some red stripes... but i didn't care
for them even if they did taste minty
ever get tired of nwering all these questions? EHY CAN'T I STOP
no, i just don't always have time to do it every day...
unless of course you want to pay me
up with procol harum's "whiter shade of pale?" what
so the lyris mean? they're so beautiful, but i can't figure them
out- was the(ette) who wrote them stoned or something?
i'm not sure what the lyrics mean but if you're in
the forest and you hear that music... do NOT eat the mushrooms
no matter WHAT they say
i have way more then just one problem... but due to
court orders i can't discuss many of them with you
like aphex twin, sebadoh, or the pixies?
i told you about the pixies already... but i don't
know about the rest yet... i'll look into it
fagh. i wnat u 2 no taht U R Gay!
first day with a new computer... the world is so proud
to produce items such as yourself... and thanks for telling me
i'm gay... your opinion means the world to me
best day to go throwing snowballs at the migets?
well, a day that it has snowed is a great day... but
other then that... every other thursday is alright. beware...
they know how to throw back and have incredible aim
with Kraft and windchimes?
kraft is just a nasty coporation... and windchimes
are for those inconsiderate bastards that don't care about fucking
clinking noises keeping others awake at night
have a blurred moment together?
sure, but not saturday or sunday cuz i'm busy then
keeps looking at me, and he's like psycho and stuff... and he
actually talked to me. Could that mean he likes me or stalking
well, when you're at a korn concert, you have to expect
the singer to look into the crowd every once in awhile and no
he's not singing just to you. if you're not talking about
that singer though, well if you look outside at 3 in the morning
and see the guy out there staring in, then he's stalking you
drank all those drinks in the webshot picture "one of those
nights"?And is it going to be one of those nights again?
Those nights are fun!
a variety of people drank it all... i'm not sure when it's going
to be one of those nights again... i'll let you know
you going to draw for us?
i've kinda stopped drawing lately to focus on writing
looks cool will she invite me over?
she doesn't like having people over and touching her
stuff... even i don't get invited in
soulful eyes , shes gorgous , how long have you had her?
she has lived with me for about 3 years now... she
took all the webshots?
mostly jcp... i took a few too
are you going to do more webshots?
soon perhaps... we've been kinda working on other stuff
i have... its in my insane world of dc pictures
heard of rex the runt? its a really cool insane program here in
Britain. its funny. la la. is it the carrot again? what makes
a bus stop? is bush as dumb as he seems? he couldnt be. har har.
i pick "only things i know" for £1 million. - Fido Dido
ps Paul ate my foot.
yes it's the carrot, and the power of thought stops
the bus. bush is... well he's whatever he is... and paul
ate my foot too but it was ok cuz i wasn't using it then
is, ultimately, better: the powder cheese in the macoroni boxes,
like the Publix kind, or the cheese that's already creamy, like
in the kraft boxes? Or, at least, which do you prefer? borden
well i haven't had the kraft due to me hating them,
but i would prefer to use the powder cuz who knows whats goin
on in that liquid pouch thing or how long its been there fermenting
in that pouch
will the world end? How will it end? What will come next? borden
in year 4 cycle 6... it will end when its obliterated
by the sun... after it is... the universe will keep on doing what
it's doing and none of this will even be remembered... except
for that time you peed your pants in front of the whole school...
that will ALWAYS be remembered
happened to crystal clear pepsi? Should it make a comeback?
i had forgotten about that... i think that it fucked
with peoples heads too much to be enjoyed. i mean they trick
your head into expecting a gingeraley kinda taste and then it's
pepsi... but it does show you how they fuck with our heads...
can't you see how this all ties in?
anything wrong with dressing up as Stephen Hawkings for Halloween.
Do you have any great suggestions for a Halloween costume?
in my opinion no... he's amazingly brilliant... but where will
you get a chair like his for the evening? and that cool
voice thing? dressing up like a dead hooker is fun
or maybe nessie
are 99% chimpanze can they mate sucessfully and what will the
kid look like?
humans rarely mate 'successfully'... i mean take a
good look around you... anything would be an improvement from
this freak show currently going on
i obsessed with sock monkeys? Not just them as they are but i
am obsessed to know the history of them? Like was there ever a
leader, or a society before humans? ANything like that would make
for an interesting read! Please DC enlighten me!
sock monkeys are the key to everything... the history is shrouded
in mystery and lies. i can't tell you anything to confirm
nor deny the existence of a sock monkey leader or society... and
you are well beyond being able to be enlightened ... baa baa black
sheep... have you any wool?
guys walk into a bar, the fourth one ducks. thank you thank you,
i'll be here all week. whats this job pay again? -gidget
it pays some time with my tail and shiny pennies
chipmunk is in labor and i think its yours oh gosh i see it.....its
an egg,.. im so confused did you impregnate mr. nutty?????
if i had, they would have found my body at the bottom
of my shower... so no it wasn't me... and that egg is not something
you'll be wanting to eat for breakfast... unless you've got some
toast to go along with it
we're working on it... i think... i'm probably lying
though just to shut you up... i'll decide later
do it so it doesn't stick?
well it has to stick a little bit...
If I said
no would you be offended?
not really... i know my ass doesn't look good in these
come hair isn't as fun as the hair commercials?
i think we're just doing it wrong... there is no way
that advertising would lie or exaggerate the truth to sell a product...
that would be wrong
a slinky anyway?
boys and girls and puppies and pink fluffy stuff and
magnets and them strange creatures that touch my bottom in the
night and that jonathan guy
Can I have
a gold star? For being the best!
we have no gold stars here... just people who eat glue
boys or girls?
well it depends on which specific boys or girls were
talking about... my mother is better then that screaming boy in
the hallway but a friends girlfriend is worse then any guy i know...
have a friend named Maurice?
i did but he moved away to live with barbara... so
i had to settle for hangin with ed
we leave the light on?
its always better when the room is dark... bright rooms
are just evil
you get those alien jars?
my mother got it for me... i don't know where
I don't want to go out and sleep with a few others? Are you offering?
well if you don't want to, then don't. i'm offering
if i don't have to pay for it
blonde day cause blondes are the best have the most fun apparently?
the blonds that they're talking about are those idiot
ones who have bleached their hair to blond and are too stupid
to understand fear so that every day is sunshine... i would like
a holiday where i can have people send me money in the mail without
a stupid fucking card and i don't have to see anyone if i don't
want... all stores are still open for me but i don't have to work...
i don't have to do anything religious.. no one phones me... i
don't have to say thanks for any of it and it happens once a month...
and i never have to repay any of it or send them money...
use pickup lines, so what do you say to a girl that you like?
What type of person is right for you?
it depends on what chick i'm talking to... i won't
talk to anyone if i don't have a reason or something to say...
any chick that i would want to use a pickup line would be too
smart for that shit... and if she even found it amusing i would
have to take her off my list of 'most wanted'... any person who
thinks for themselves, is honest and free to be themselves and
let me be... well those are the people that are right for me
So do you
have one night stands then?
i've got some in the closet and one under the bed
respect me in the morning?
well i don't have any now... but hey... maybe by then
to have as much sex as you can so why am I not getting any?
because you reek of fertility
how should i know? maybe he is... maybe he's
not... either way i think you owe him and i 10 dollars
of boxers are you wearing today?
i knew i had forgotten something this morning...
rocks!Don't you think?
why yes i do... and not just because if i say no she'll
have me deleted and my mailbox filled with pictures of benji the
dog fucking my various family members... she knows i think she
rocks... but not enough to have her husband come and beat me to
death with benji the dog while she takes pictures to send to my
you doing for your birthday?
i don't plan 2 weeks ahead, much less 8 or 9 months
the reason as it's leaving me... no not again... flesh make me
flesh makes everyone bad... but thats no excuse for
ripping off korn lyrics
you feel is the biggest influence on you to make you insane?
my dreaming... without it i'd be a dull sane sock monkey
with plenty of sleep and a firm grip on reality
is it my horrorscope is such a perfect match to me? do you have
a room full of psychic monkeys doing your dirty work for you?
well i can't tell you our methods, but we all know about your
fetish for ball point pens... and that time you thought you were
alone under the sheets in the dark? with your winnie the poo hand
puppet? yea? well we know about that too
love with a guy but he's mad at me,what should i do to get him
to forgive me?
well if it's me who's mad... then you can give me cash,
some cds, tickets to various events such as fantomas and the leafs,
oh and ana wants some new mice to play with... but if it isn't
me then it doesn't matter and you should just dump that guy and
work on making me happier
big is your dick
depends on the situation and who i'm with... for instance..
if some senile granny tried to touch it without paying me, then
it would shrivel up and flee the scene
you do if i told you taht i'd make your site famous, and the next
day it started getting 400,000 hits a day?
well i guess i would thank you and then ask you about obtaining
large amounts of cash as monthly paycheck.. and maybe some more
reaally, U R A FAG!!!!!! your site sucks!1 whats up[ with the
everything suck thing? mean "girls suckk, guys suck you are
NOT funny! go back to kinergarden, dc! and i mean ti when i say
that i am not ne w at this computer. i even now html, and i should
make a page better than this junkie page!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everything DOES suck and kindergarten won't have me there because
i eat all the glue... i look forward to seeing your sure to be
wonderful page but don't forget to use your spell check
you say are the 5 prettiest songs you can think of?
prettiest? well Daddy by Korn is really cute
and fluffy kinda pretty, Smaller & Smaller by Faith No More
is soothingly pretty, anything by Rage Against The Machine is
always a pretty happy moment, uh... thats all i care to come up
with because the word pretty is bothering me
calls himself a straight edger, but he still drinks a little.
he isn't really a straight edger, is he?
i have no idea what the 'rules' of being a straight
edger is... i have too many other things i'd rather use up my
brain cells with... like lyrics to songs i hate
that mean I have to be happy with the sex I'm getting?
no... but if it's not making you happy at all then
damnit stop doing it and find someone else... unless you want
to send me videos so maybe i can give you some pointers on enjoying
to know when something has been ripped off, how do know so much?
it's a sock monkey thing that you wouldn't understand
tampons made by evil corporations as well?
i would think so... that whole 'tampon' thing just
looks like nasty business
point of sex when you can do it better yourself?
because people are just lazy damnit and would rather
have others do the job
effect on human body
i'm sure it does have an effect... it sure does on
me... i trip out for hours on that shit... even a tylenol 3 sends
me on a trip to 'funville'... not that i'm complaining or anything
do people when you cut their hair think that your their friend
and when your driving along beep and wave at you like stupid cockheads
and follow you? I just want to cut their hair then they can fuck
off and don't bother me again.Sally - Plus I get all the weirdos.
well all the weirdos have hair i suppose... so i would
switch to cutting dead people's hair unless they start following
you around too
run wild if you want?
of course... i was last night and now my body hurts
when you had to renew your licence?
they took my picture, said "you'll get your new
one in the mail", then they threw papers at me until i ran
away in tears
information got to do with it?
EVERYTHING... oh no... wait... nothing... i was thinking
of something else
the best thing to go down on a girl?
it isn't THE best thing
sure, but just this once
mostly harmless... unless i have one of my 'moods'
again... then both my body and my surrounds are in immediate danger
the answer? will the carrot? why did the cow? did the chicken
really cross the road, or did the road cross the chicken? is it
still cool to wear woad, or did it die out with the anglo-saxons?
- Fido Dido ps La-La
42, yes, boredom, the chicken doesn't exist (that's the real answer
and once you realize it, it begins to make sense) woad?
no idea what that is...
- Fido Dido
well once there was a tree who loved to give out presents
to the children... one day a little girl came to the tree and
asked for a pony... so the tree went out and got her a pony but
the girl had been killed in her sleep by her parents so now the
pony had no home... so the tree was sad for the pony and couldn't
let it just wander the streets without a home... so the tree cooked
up the horse and fed it to all the greedy children... and that
is exactly how
people cuss? I thought it about it long and hard and realized
that cusswords dont' mean anything. I tried to stop, but I realized
I was just replacing cusswords with other stupid words. How can
I fix this?
cuss? sure they mean something, you have to MAKE them
mean something, you can't just throw them into your sentences
to 'be cool' or 'impress the big kids'. you need to use
them like you do every other word... with feeling and with meaning...
if that doesn't help then just learn more words to describe what
you're trying to get across and if there are no words to do it...
then make up your own and use them
If a house
consists of a cow uterus is the spleene of a rabid goat name Georgio
a proper garnish for the gingerbread and Steve sandwich?
i think that the answer to this has to deal with screaming into
a phone about your feelings and how all those people just won't
stop laughing late at night and you know you're not the only one
that can hear those voices but you wonder sometimes if perhaps
you ARE the only one who hears them and you're afraid to ask for
fear of being fed dead horse and those songs could be influencing
you to question your sanity but then again you never really had
much and now the whole thing is just some moment of your life
that you refer to as 'that incident"...
that really how? omg! i never knew. woad is blue body paint that
the anglo-saxons wore into battle. ALL they wore. i knew bout
42. i see how the chicken not existing would come into the equation.
does y=x? does it matter? what is the mind? - Fido Dido ps Rex
the Runt rules
y=x if x=y... the mind is that thing that most people have but
no idea how to use
last tuesday... didn't you get the memo?
highlight of my life is the reading of the surveys/what if's and
seeing the answers. in hopes that i may have gotten a good answer
award. however, this only happens monthly. is there a way in which
i can skip 4 weeks of my life at a time without having to actually
live these days out? - psychotic_freak
if i knew that... well i'd sell it for small bottles
of colored water... we'll put more of that stuff online at some
people waste their time with pre-built computers???? - psychotic_freak
this ties into that 'having brains but not using them"
you said "yes" did you mean it? -gidget
believe in ESP or any of those related mental capabilities? OOH!
like telekinesis, it would kick to have the ability to move things
with my mind. i would weigh 800 pounds if i never had to get up
again. i would just levetate the channel changer over to myself,
and i would close the blinds with my mind... it would kick. you'd
never have to get up to let the cat out. wish i could do that.
i would like to have those 'powers' but i have not
personally seen anything that could convince me that people are
currently capable of any of them... telekinesis sex... hmmmmmm
believe in god?
depends on what your definition of god is... but the
odds are pretty slim that i would answer with a yes anyways
Is it ok to have
sex on extacy
i don't see why not
eyes, Give me your hand, Sock Monkey, Do you feel my heart beating?
Do you understand? Do you feel the same? Am I only dreaming? Or
is the this burning And eternal flame? Don't you hate that
song the way Atomic Kitten did it? Weren't the Bangles better?
i don't either version really has anything that makes me want
to hear them...
if I'm happy with the person but not with the sex?
then tell the person how to make the sex better
can we send our own pictures of clouds and weird things then?
maybe someday... but not today
take all sorts?
and some bits of candy
tap? metre? centre? - Fido Dido
no, on the sink, yes, air canada
really the rules, or merely guidelines? "No gibberish. No
repeating the same question over and over. I will NOT answer any
more questions about photosynthesis or the effect of light/color
on plants. I require great amounts of money for sexual favors.
If I think you're using someone else's name to ridicule them,
I will alter or remove the name. No making this your personal
messaging board. URLs to your stupid and sad sites will be removed
from your message, along with email addresses. telling a short
interesting story is ok... just make sure you ask a question along
with it." - Fido Dido
its a warning so that if your question gets deleted, it has been
because of something mentioned there..
my penis so small and wrinkly?
cold water will do that to you... and you shouldn't
be looking at naked pictures of bea arthur
your pants! DO IT! good, now i want you to... oh dear, no this
will never do. put them back on. do you often get that reaction?
well, not exactly... i never have any pants on... i'm
usually told to 'put it away'
made you listen to Nelly Furtado?
rules were really rules and the concept of "No Gibberish"
were really upheld, surely there would be no content on this website.
- Mzebonga (I'm not sure if this is a question or just something
I'm saying so I thought I'd post it anyway)
the rules are only for you writing in... i can make
up all the gibberish i want... ring around the rosies eating all
my posies... hubla kealei qekfo... numbing it through...
Is it possible
to make a giraffes ass go "fner" simply by inserting
a spoon and depressing it slightly? - Mzebonga
yes it is but you aren't supposed to be touching animals...
remember what happened last time?
get the memo, in fact i sent you a memo about being unable to
recieve memos. did you not get it? - Fido Dido
i didn't get it... try sending it again and this time type in
- Fido Dido
over here, over there, over by my parents, next to
the school, by the mall, near that green car
contigo? - Fido Dido btw i dont know what it means, its a Gorillaz
well i'd like to talk about another song... but since
the songs change all the time then i'm not sure which one to choose...
how about that one with the tune and it's kinda catchy and then
that guy keeps yelling... thats a great one
cat did waht with his gondola?
i would think that the cat picked it up, beat someone
with it and ate them... now it's just a cat with a bloody gondola
Is it a
sin to poke a badger with a spoon?
a sin? no... is it very nice? no
I bet thats
what you say to all the girls?
that and show them magic tricks with coins
come you and jcp didn't get it on before the husband came along?
we did all the time... she'd throw 'sock monkey treats'
and when i went to get them i'd bend over and she'd kick me in
the ass... isn't that what getting it on is? i've gotten in on
with quite a few people...
is good sex to you?
free, simple, no pain invovled, no disease risk, no
pregnancy risk, both parties leave satisfied kind of sex
Can I watch?
i'm not sure if you mistyped stand or stained... either
way i enjoy standing sometimes and i stain many things
wrong with nelly furtado anyway?
i don't like chick singers... high pitched noises and
voices bother me... i can only stand a few chick singers
Day yay. You know you love blondes? Sally
i love EVERYONE... oh no... that's not right... everyone
SUCKS regardless of hair color... that feels much better
moods be that bad?
bad for who or what... it depends
have to say thanks if you don't want to but I'd prefer it and
can you pay for that,thanks?
i'll give you a penny
wrong with your friends girlfriend?
too many things to list and i don't want to waste more
of my life thinking about it
think I'm a freak then?
sure... i get called freak all the time so its not
that bad... even though i do cry on the inside and scream 'why?
why? why?' but thats just my own fucked up reality
So if your
so great why don't you breed?
breeding makes my greatness disappear... if it were
only smart people breeding then perhaps i'd join in but it's not
so i don't want any kids
is your favourite toy?
the puzzle puppy
if i cross
the road will the chicken eat me?
probably... you can never trust birds with their beady
little eyes and the way they squawk at you and then you wake up
in the morning and there they are staring at you and screaming
at you through your window and you try to hide your naked body
from them but they stare and STARE and start laughing i know they're
fucking laughing and then they squawk and tell me they're going
to peck out my eyes and i know they will if only i step outside
and they laugh and laugh and laugh they'll love to laugh when
my eyes are dripping off their beaks
bash the keyboard against your head and if that doesn't
help then bash the keyboard against the wall
i need to send me hot pusseys pic. for stars, and beuteful ladies
if you have to my e-mail
well thank you for letting me know that you'll be sending
this to yourself... if i have any questions, i'll be sure to contact
if a gurl
has sex with 2 guys even tho she has a boyfriend, does it still
count as cheating since they would cancle each other out??
no, but it wouldn't count as cheating twice... just
once... so it's two for the guilt of one
u know if your ready to give ur b/f a blow job??
well if the idea of it doesn't make you want to ...
then don't... until you decide that you would rather do it then
will you put
nude pictures of jcp on your download page?
i wouldn't be able to as my carcass
would be gutted and minced up before i could even complete taking
the pictures... unless you gave me money to pay her in advance
I was in a desert, and the only thing around me was sand, and
I decided to build a fort, out of sand, did I create a fort, or
is the sand just rearranged fort-wise? With that logic, since
everything can be broken down into sub-atomic particles, is there
really anything at all? speed racer
no there is really nothing at all. you see, nothing matters
at all because time will eventually just wipe it back to a big
fat zero... no matter what ever happens anywhere ever...
so do you have a bathroom in this fort?
people use the word "galoshes" more often? How do you
feel about the word? S.R.
i feel kind of annoyed by it because the insane neighbor
i had at my parents would use that word... and when you spoke
to this man, it wasn't like a 'hey there neighbor'... it turned
into a 4 hour long story about bowling, snow removal, children,
nova scotia and some guy that was (at that time) the worlds biggest
sock monkeys as sexy as you DC?? -Zimian
not all... but a decent number are
your VERY favourite food? would you forrege for it yourself?
well i like pasta... and can't live without cheese...
i know i'm a vegetarian but i just can't give up the cheese...
and i only take as much as i need or else it turns into a big
ball of green fuzz in my fridge
whole sep 11 thing getting mawkish and embarrassing now?
i'm still trying to figure out how to get off this
planet and away from all you fucked up (and not in a fun way)
the correlation between art and science on an *intrinsic* level?
The mysterious remains a working factor in works of art LIAR-
but does it do so in science? A work of art is like Alice's looking
glass. It opens a door to a different world YOUR UGLY FACE ASSHOLE,
reality, universe, where the PUSSY FART YOUR CUNT CRAWLS laws
of everyday experience are no longer efficacious. As in quantum
mechanics, where the laws of classical physics no longer hold
at the infinitesimal scale of subatomic events. The Mysterious
IS UP YOUR ASS YOU FUCK seems to be working in the nonlocality
of quantum theory, or in ten-dimensional superstrings SHUT THE
HELL UP. Reading about these things I get the same feeling of
thrill and wonder as when reading poetry.YOU FIND YOUR MOTHER
DEAD YOU GOAT RAPING ASSCLOWN Dc, do you feel the same way about
i have found that staring blankly into a flame for hours can also
produce the same sort of thrill and wonder... assclown... i like
that one... i think i'll use that on someone i know
Poking a badger
with a spoon is Eddie Izzard's joke. Who on this site is a follower
of the Lord Izzard? - Mzebonga
he's looking for raised hands here
band STAIND , that is how you spell it?
i would assume it's spelt stained but the recent spelling
situation of people everywhere has become increasing disturbing
so who knows
Am I a
I never win the argument or ever get my way?
well quite frankly you're just not very bright... try
thinking before you speak and all will be well
Can I taste
sure... but only licking.. no biting... i fell for
that one last time
a while since drinks?
i think the last time i drank was maybe 2 years ago
I make up my mind?
just do it DAMNIT... you're probably one of those people
who fret at the checkout counters until i'm forced to snap your
head off and kick it into the parking lot
get to excited?
too late... the whole place is a mess now
is the best party you've ever been to?
poptarts place... i've enjoyed a few of his parties...
there hasn't been one for awhile but when everyone gets together
it is a fuckin great time... as long as the band isn't playing
that night as it tires them out
most embarrassing thing you've done at a party?
becoming insanely sick and passing out... being sick,
having cough medicine and partying isn't the worlds brightest
do you do at a party since you can't drink?
i make sure that everyone else is drinking responsibly
and hand out pamphlets on the dangers of drinking... becuase i
mean what else could i POSSIBLY do?
most embarrassing thing you've done ever?
getting caught by a babysitter watching porn
type of job would you do apart from computers?
i'd like to be paid to write whatever the hell i want...
i'd have some tv shows, a few comic book series, a couple of movies,
song lyrics and books
eyes or the lips ,of Angelina Jolie? Sally
the eyes... if you think about the lips too much they
begin to turn into a lizard that is trying to eat all your corn
Can I fling
peas at you...............come on please?
only peaches... and only by the football field
......I like blistex in berry flavour yumm?
i use the ICE type..
So then your
saying the forum won't be up for a while then?
i thought that i was being optimistic
about it... they keep saying "next week.. .no worries..."
been a really good person. The only wierd things about me are
that I always talk about purple people(inside joke) and I'm really
quiet. A friend of mine said that I should try being more myself,
but when I try to act normal and happy like I can be, she(like
the bitch she is) completely ignores me and acts like I'm a little
dork that won't leave her alone. She only wants me to be her friend
when she needs me to be and when I act like she's the greatest
thing in the world. She can be such a slutty little bitch sometimes,
too. I really like this guy named Trevor and when she found out
she was all over him, specially in front of me. Now, they made
a bet to prove that he's not a man-whore because he hugs all the
girls he sees. She's the only girl he can hug until after Friday.
I was so pissed off at her. Urgghhh... I know that this is very
adolescent and childish, but I can't stand her anymore!!! How
can I tell her without going into crazy bitch mode and beating
i would say dumb your bitch friend and get a real one...
she is NOT your friend and if you put up with it then you deserve
her stupidity in your life... don't even bother telling her...
she won't understand
had a very long philosophical debate with a squirrel on the meaning
of the existence of yellow sticky pads that don't stick to anything.
I was quite surprised to find out just how philosophical a squirrel
can be. Do you know of any other rodents who can carry decent
philosophical discussion? -gone postal
the hamster can carry on quite a good conversation as long as
you feed it some cheese and red wine first... and none of that
cheap shit either
driunk. howea's ny spelling? i'm trying to type as best i can,
but i feally really siscoordinateed. wow i;'m doing worse than
i 5thought i was. seriously, i'm not faking this, i'm stoned too.
call me an idiomnt if your want me mtoo. kji';m testking you you
fjck wow thuis shit ks kicing in fast i;m trykng tlo liste tl
suicalda.l tendecncide, but i'm fucked save me from my drnunkwnnsess
please.? i'm fucked how ak 9i gonna watch KIDS IN THE HAOLLL BRAIN
CANDY noiw? god help me? ok,
i'm still drunk, but i'm putting all my focus on typing right.
how am i doing on it, besides the lack of capitalization? i remind
myself of henry fool...
i'm sorry but no one can help you right now as all
our operators are busy...
suck my cock?
how much are you willing to pay me?
Am I so
only certain parts of you
going to be another party soon?
yes there was one tonight and that was fun and now
i'm here answering questions and it's pretty late and it's damn
good that i have a spell checker
ICE ? is
that in the Blistex brand ?
sure whatever i don't know
that dog with the shifty eyes!
cheese tasted of stawberries do you think less people would put
it on pizza? Would cheese then bring you out in a rash? Would
it still be yellow or would one of the things that alter the flavour
also alter the colour making all cheese a much deeper red than
before? If all cheeses tasted of strawberry, would there be only
one variety of cheese? What would mice eat? What would we do when
having a fondu party? Is it possible that cheese is the single
entity which holds up society as we know it? What would happen
to the world economy as a result of cheese tasting of strawberries?
i would still ask for extra cheese and i could finally enjoy the
taste of strawberry on my pizza without little bits that get caught
in my teeth and then when i chew them they sound like teeth breaking
which makes me panic and think that my teeth are fucked and then
i have to calm down and remember about those stupid seeds....
no rash unless you rolled in moldy cheese... this strawberry cheese
thing seems to complex right now... i like strawberries
and i like cheese... not together though
hate it when people follow the instructions in songs like James'
"Sit Down"? What would happen if people did that to
Dexy's Midnight Runners' song "Come on Eileen"? I'm
sure that girls with the name Eileen will go home both very angry
and covered in a white sticky mess. How can we stop this? - Mzebonga
stop this? i'd like to find some Eileens
fell for it again?
twice and it hurt both times
ruin the party if you do that?
depends on the party ... might add some excitement
the best place to write for you and like where do you get insparation
in my living room alone on my laptop and stuff
think thats a bit harsh?
i've had smoother
definetly STAIND , I checked, plus they are a band , do you like
yea i finally heard them today and i can't say that
they sucked... i only heard one song though
to be optimistic in any situation?
not ANY situation... in some situations you're just
stupid to be optimistic
is the right spot to lick on you?
that depends on what you want this licking to produce...
if you want to make me sick... then you can lick my feet
Did I fuck
it up again?
twice and it hurt both times
a very angry person?
depends on the day and what has happened
remember where I put it?
over there... no there by the red thing
cool people we should have photos?
sure... sounds like a great idea... imagine websites
that had lots of pictures of cool people
you think of Maddonna?
i don't know her ... erotica kicked ass though
opinion of shower curtains?
mine are cheap and i'm pretty pissed off with them...
i swear at them and tell them i hate them every time i see them
opinion of miniture sockmonkeys?
size doesn't mean anything... all sock monkeys are
good sock monkeys
you help me make a trap for the polar bears, because they have
eaten all of my blue socks except for 1 pair. If anyone could
help me with getting rid of sock eating polar bears, I figured
it would be a sock monkey.
put out some snow and a box and then get the bear in the box with
the snow but only a bit of it and they don't eat socks they pet
socks cuz they keep their paws warm except in the water where
it just freezes to their paws so they should take off their socks
before they swim
why is his lizard so special?
friend gave your girlfriend a full body massage with oils right
on the floor in front of you, would you be jealous? i mean, he
straddled her to do it. he didn't need to do that. and also, not
ten minutes before he was asking me if she had a tight pussy,
and telling me she was hot and he'd love to kiss her. she had
told him to do only a back massage, but when she fell asleep it
became a full body massage, which was easy forr him, because of
the shorts and midriff shirt she had on. i didn't mind him massaging
her back, but when his hands started wandering (slightly) i had
him by the throat with one hand, and flipped out my butterfly
knife with the other, ranting at him and putting the knife up
to his face. did i go to far? people seem to think so.
i'd like to know why you didnt say something before they got greased
up if you didn't trust them... and those people sound dumb so
you should just forget about them and get some fish or something
because they won't fuck you over or play head games or try to
touch you with greasy hands
ever thought about the existence of existence? you know, if god
created every thing, what created god? and how can anything just
BE? everything needs a source, right? even if you're an atheist,
what created existence, and how? how does anything exist? if the
universe was created in the big bang, what created the big bang?
what gave it it's material, and what created that material, and
i have thought about the existence of existence... and one has
to believe in a god before they believe any of that stuff about
a god creating it... and lots of stuff can just BE and then be
nothing... why does there have to be a point? i mean really...
if there was one we would either never know it, never comprehend
it or just not 'believe' it... so just enjoy your life, don't
make it suck for others
DC DASH I CANNOT RECIEVE MEMOS STOP IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO
TO START RECEIVING THEM AGAIN QUESTION MARK THIS IS ASERIOUS PROBLEM
AND WE NEED IT TO STOP STOP DASH FROM FIDO DIDO
i responded in smoke signals...
you see in your dreams? -Emperess
there is no way for me to even get into this... my
dreams are like books... they go on for a long time, i remember
every detail and they are all somehow connected... unless it's
a sex dream... or some strange dream where i am dressed strangely
and using a razor blade to bring pleasure to someone
need to brush thire teeth
need to? yes... but if you get cats those tartar control
treats it does a great job
do i feel
as pretty as you look?
only when i bleed
you think of interracial dating and/or marriage?
what is there to think about? as long as it's two consenting
humans... then why should i care
live in a hick town, how come all of the white trash kiddies want
to be thug or a ganster?
they have nothing else in their lives and need a way
to feel important