No, I only really watch infomercials to laugh at how hard the idiots are trying to sell their crap.-Xifihas
Oh yes mind control on insomniacs is always effective. I've actually been looking into this as a business venture myself. Did you know using subliminal messages in advertising is only illegal in Russia? Let the good/exploitative times roll.-Nelson
No, but I love the infomercial for the Slap Chop. I kind of want one, just to see if I really will love his nuts.-Mysterious Okra
Yes, I bought a Shake Weight. Whenever guys see me use one, they get all flirty. It's not like it's a suggestive product or anything...-PENGUINS EAT MAMMA JAMMAS!
Yes, I have seriously considered buying a Happy Chop. Vince scares me, but Happy Chop man has nice glasses.-French Cheese
no, I change the channel-thefinginsane