What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you and did it involve ghosts or UFO's?

I keep looking for ufo's but none of them ever turned out to be aliens, just wierd airplanes or birds. The most scary things I did to myself. I like whitewater kayaking but after several near drownings in class 4 rapids I just like to kayak on ponds and lakes now. I do experience ghost visitations occasionally but just in dreams so they don't bother me much other than a little lost sleep due to waking up screaming in a sweat soaked bed at 3 am.- Bonehead

UFO's...i was fuckin abducted.- The Shepherd

the scariest thing...hmmm...possibly when...no, that's not it. maybe when...no, that's not it either. i dunno :D- mikey

nothing and no- clara

Um... Probably getting what I thought was a weird phone call, which turned out to be my uncle playing a trick on me because I was at home alone. And no, it didn't involve ghosts or UFOs.- Gemface

I remember when i was just a little boy, 700 years ago. My mother was fishing for boots in the local sewer, when all of a sudden an entity approached me. I looked in disbelief: It was the ghost of an alien pirate! Shiver me molasses, it said. Aren't ye a wee bit small fer a human, he said. "I'm a child", i answered quickly. "oh. OK, then. I was jus' findin it a bit funny. I like dwarves.", he said and went away. As my mother returned, i gazed upon her manly face. Mom is gone now, she was whipped to death in an ant sugar-mine. The full horror hit me some time ago, when i looked at a photo of her, taken 500 years ago and realized: She looked just like Steven Seagal! It's retroactive horror, the finest of the sort. Just ask your lokal ne'er-do-well-- Lame_Nickname_Man

The scariest thing that ever happened to me was driving a car that went out of control when it hydroplaned at 60+ MPH. - Jibfu

getting married to my first wife....hell i wish it had've been a ghost or ufo...that wouldn't have been as scary.- TexasEvil39

It was probably the time when I realized the local serial rapist was that guy I met at Starbuck's yesterday.- Streak9

Kept seeing the ghost of my grandfather as a teenager everywhere I went, thought we were going to run into him once when we turned the corner on the way to the movies- po0x

Yes- Joeeigel

A few car wrecks.- A-Dawg

well there was this one time i bought a panda and the panda didnt like me so i tried to kill it and little did i know it was really a leprecaun and it tried to kill me so we had tea to talk it over and the next thing i knew i was it's "babby fadda" and im now paying child support. but, the whole tea thing was really frightening..... i mean seriously! who drinks iced tea with 4 sugars?!?!?!?- bobthemouse09

One night while working alone is what used to be a munitions factory during WWII, I felt a hand grab the back of my leg. I didn't imagine it, it wasn't a rat jumping on me, it happened. I was freaked the fuck out....shaking etc. I locked the doors and went home....I don't think I slept for days- Poptart

Gohsts are scarier because you can't kill them, they're already dead you know. Aliens are just a problem if you didn't go to college and they are taking your job away from you. U F O's on the other hand are a perenial problem for those of us who don't see very well. Since alll the UFO film evidence proves that they are fuzzy dots of light in the sky I am frightened whenever I see a flash in the sky or a dustball or poplar tree seed floating by. I wouldn't want to be abducted and probed anally or disembowelled by a humming bird or a bumblebee. That would just be way too embarassing.- littleballs a'smokin

UFOs scared me as a kid. That damn 'Unsolved Mysteries' show was horrible, but I'd watch it anyway. It gave me nightmares. They had a story of a woman who said a tiny UFO came into her room through the window and scanned her body while she was in her bed. It scared the hell out of me. I would stare at my window in fear for many nights after that. I still do sometimes. - McDiablo

The scariest thing would be when I stayed the evening at my moms and I was in the spare bedroom trying to get some beauty rest when I was being yanked off the bed by someone or something and keeping my cool I returned to the head of the bed when I would hear some growling and I was scared but I thought if I ignored it it would not attack me and take me away. I was awake the whole night to scared to get out of the bed preventing from being drug under it. Oh hell NOoooo- Grmanmexi

I was once probed by the ghosts of a ship of aliens that crashed in my backyard. Turns out it was just a bunch of drunk clansmen that crashed their truck and were feeling frisky. No amount of hot water washes that kind of dirty off.- Jimoth