I have bad problems getting to sleep!!!! The gnomes in my room insist on listening to music at night so they can sleep. if i object they will jump me or rape me. there is three of them and only one of me!- bobthemouse09

Yes. *laughs at JCP*- Mzebonga

I have issues getting back to sleep when I'm lying in bed, nearly dying from menstrual cramps as I wait for the ibuprofen to kick in. I really can't fall asleep absolutely anywhere either--I'm not that talented. However, it does helps if I'm not wearing any pants, which, depending on where I am, would make for quite the awkward situation. Sorry, but I'm not about to slip off my pants in order to fall asleep in a plane.- McDiablo

Yes, I'm one of those people. I eat well and exercise. I also have a clear conscious so I can fall right asleep. Purify and you may also.- cessna

~sniffs~ yes- Chicken Of Despair

Yes I fall asleep in seconds, This usually causes the passengers in my car to scream and shake me just before we careen off the highway. Otherwise I do have multiple sleep disorders. If I can overcome the mental problems keeping me awake most of the night I suffer from sleep apnea and wake up every ten or fifteen minutes gasping for air with my heart racing and a stabbing pain between my eyes. The stress has led to a heart arrythmia that the doctors say is nothing to worry about and this problem is usually caused by alcohol abuse so they really couldn't care less. Sleep is overrated anyway, I mean the nightmares and bedwetting make it rather unpleasant so I figure, Why bother? - armpit hair

Yes, i am. I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, and on anything. I like to think of it as a gift, not a curse.- idontmindthesunsometimes

sle....ep? again your strange alien ways intrigue me, do you have a pamphlet or cataloge you can send me?- Great Jihad

who sleeps?- iamzbob

It takes me an hour to get to sleep. Especially if im in my closet....eating icecream.- i ♥ icecream

I WISH I COULD DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! but no when i try to go to sleep i have to remake my bed, then after that i have to spend minutes of torture tryin to get comfortable. once that task is accomplished i end up just laying in my damn bed for hours while i stare into nothing-ness and wish i could fall asleep. Then i get bored w/ that so i turn the tv on or the radio and sometimes that will help... but for reals i cant fall asleep because once i lay there for so long, i end up thinking about the STUPIDEST THINGS EVER!!!! and it pisses me off like none other.- AOU7

dude, i cant sleep for hours when i go to bed. i dunno why! i think i need a girlfriend...- ray

Yeah, I'm not, unless I have stayed up two nights in a row, with only mountain dew to keep me awake. I usually sleep on a mattress with a big gaping hole in it, or dent of where my body usually is, and my boxers scrunch up on me and my balls sweat to the point of irritation like a bug bite, or i cant keep my mind of hot chicks and i go beat off in the bathroom.- Grounded Clown

i think i would ahve a hard time sleeping with a cock up my ass- thestain

Sleep anywhere, (two decades in military)- warDog

i cant sleep without a ninja headband on to fight away the dream eating monkeys- Captain Meep

my issues are numerous and I think if I wrote them here I would have to suck out an eyeball- Weller