Results for February 2007
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Take a look around where you are now. Is there anything within arms length that you could pick up and throw against the wall, but wouldn't break, no matter how hard you threw it? (Other than clothing.)

this tuppaware cup- ishkabilly

Yeah, some book.- CultStatus

damn you JCP !! Look what you did?? You made me throw a tube of A535 against my wall !! haha at 3:45am nonetheless - Poptart

Monkey Buttyes - sw

yesh sir.. and eventhough you didnt ask wat it was (asshole) ill tell you.. it is my car keys, a blues clues toy and an ashtray..- 6inchhookerheels

the cord for my boyfriends ipod.- jafro

Yes, a book and a bag and a notepad.- Thursday

I see a matchbox and quite a few plastic bottles around. and a tube of toothpaste- junkie

Good Answer AwardOH YES, THERE IS A REALLY OLD PHONE, AND A REALLY OLD PERSON. I JUST CAN'T DECIDE. I MEAN SHES NOT MY GRANDMA BUT I'M SURE SHE BELONGS TO SOMEBODY AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORRIED SICK. - MissAttitudz

Monkey ButtMy cat is on my lap. I doubt if I threw her REALLY hard into the wall thta she would break. She may splatter, though.- idontmindthesunsometimes

Yes, a piece of paper, and a bottle of water- Nature Freaky

No,sorry- freedom_fighter@!

Nothing really. There is a letter here under the laptop but I dont know if that counts. Other than that everythings breakable, I see beer bottles, a remote and my laptop. I don't think the neighbors would enjoy hearing me throwing beer bottles at the wall at 2:24am just to see if they'd break, but then again they're all old annoying people who could probably fart louder than our speakers.- squeakazoid

Good Answer Awardyes. i have a toe nail sitting on this makeshift desk. im willing to bet the house that no matter how hard i throw that sick little thing...it won't break. how the hell did i wake up next to a toe nail? shit!- Dougy Fresh

Yes, one of my favourite things. A pizza box. It's empty: throwing a pizza against the wall is blasphemy.- Mzebonga

Monkey ButtMy used tampon.- Lovin the butt sex!

yes...my mumsy decided that faux flowers are in (pfff 80's queen) and im pretty sure that they're indestructable!- gaysparkles

Good Answer AwardOh! I know. There is a bag of Brach's Jube Jels on the desk. They're supposed to be little edible gummy shapes, but I bet you anything I could throw them and they would go THROUGH the wall. - bluemonkeyfearer

I'm surrounded by padded walls, so yes.- oxie

My giant stuffed Big Bird wouldn't break. No, not "stuffed" as in, "I killed Big Bird and brought him to the taxidermist." I mean "stuffed" as in, "I was five years old and my parents gave me a toy Big Bird as an Easter gift." I would be worried about one of Big Bird's eyes falling off, though. We've had to glue at least one of them back on his head. Poor guy.- McDiablo

Monkey Buttno- Not working?

o! ill get this one on the first try this vase wont- never mind....- bobthemouse09

Yeah, what about it? If you want me to throw something you're gonna have to say so.- Deadmanwalking

Good Answer AwardI'm in Computers Class, trying desperately to pay attention to what the old, bald, teacher man is saying. He has devoted his life to teaching after he realized that his life long dream of living in a trailer and being brought sandwiches on a silver tray by a woman named Patricia failed miserably. Unfortunately, he sucks at teaching too. I would throw a computer to see if it would break, but its too heavy for my stringy arms. Maybe I'll throw Lindsey. Except she'd send the devil after my soul and steal my breathe and eat my children. So no, nothing unusually interesting here. - Rabid Dustbunny

Yes, Yes, YES! That is my favorite question thus far! My dad. That is it. He will most likely yell at me for throwing him (or trying to throw him), but I will just say you guys told me to do it and that is not my fault.- Blond-hair pink Freak!

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