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What is the most insane thing you've ever bought online and why did you buy it?

Internet is tough on a clepto- Dogkufi

nothing I don't shop online!!- Dumbasswithnoname

I bought an eminem poster so I could burn it. Ha Ha Ha- cemetarybaby

poo because i can- add

Umm...I guess some dude's soul, think god for ebay! I bought it for my Soul-Selling Buisiness- Zelda

Blue muffins... weren't even edible... actually plastic and the center was rubber. I bought it cause I was rather hungry.- Tired and Numb.

A white T-shirt with the handicapped parking symbol on it and it says "I'm Just In It For The Parking." This simple shirt encapsulated the hell I had to go through just to get a disabled parking permit. Apparently, you have to be really old, unable to walk, really old...um, really old, or blind to automatically get one (even in the end I ended up with a Temporary pass which I'll have to renew/pay for every damn year until I'm 70 years old). I just want a WIDE parking spot, darn it, so I have the option to park there and NOT smash into other people's cars! I don't think the words, "Gimped arm due to major surgery" will appease the owner of the smashed up car. - McDiablo

A pack of plastic bananas....it was for a joke on a friend- Ishkabilly

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!!.... or i just forgot...- BillyBobJoe

No idea. Does a computer game count?- Annanutter

i only buy boring stuff online really, all f which serves a (more or less) practical purpose- fish

A tape recorder to listen to myself sleeping. I'm hoping to hear nothing but if I talk in my sleep I'll know what I'm saying now. I'm serious.- The blue man

The book "A Voyage for Madmen" a story about sailing in an around the world race through the roaring forties. I bought it to read in the bathroom.- dickhurtzfromholden

I think that would have to be...A bottle water that Jerry Garcia took a "drink", or so they said.- Your Mom!

Nothing insane :( A camera, RAM, concert tickets...that's about it. I've been tempted to purchase some pre worn panties from one of them dirty sites, I think I was jsut caught up in the moment....but then I thought about it and figiured why on earth would I want some strangers panties?- Poptart

madonna's pap smear, because i thought it would make a great centerpiece on my kitchen table. Who doesn't wanna look at a pap smear when their eating? especially when it comes from madonna's vagina.- idontmindthesunsometimes

Johnny Depp's soul. It should be obivous why I bought it, but if you don't get it I shall explain: it's Johnny Depp's soul. Still don't get it? You obivously have never seen Pirate of the Caribbean or Edward Scissor Hands.- narcoticsunshine

Nothing, I dont buy crap on the internet- Lanc

Luna's I pod nano , because she wanted it for x-mass n I am the best!- EL BRADO

Well if you want the answer to be based in reality i'd have to say coke bottle earrings...er..actually coke can earrings...but if you don't then i'd probably lie and say a schitzofrenic (i dunno if that's how you actually spell it) liger which is a combination of a tiger and lion..I blame Napoleon Dynamite for giving some sick person the idea to combine the two of those creatures..- PyroPrincezz

I bought a latex hand puppit of eyes and a mouth(not a lie) the thing freaks me the fuck out.- the sockmonkey rapist

online shopping s for fat lazy fags- iamzbob

um I don't have money.- freakshow

I shop at the dollar store.- bobington

somebodies face...cos i thought i woudl be funny 2 have 2 faces- brown_stuff

A hello kitty watch and because it was pretty- Vicky

Skating dresses. I wanted to see what I looked like wearing them.- marty

A book on Rules and Regulations for Aviation put out by the FAA. Because I like to short-circuit my brain with reams of gobblety-gook that is comparable to telling someone how to build a clock when they ask you what time it is.- logan

I once bought poptarts from EBay. They were blueberry flavored. I'm still unsure as to why exactly I bought them, but it was probably had something to do with the fact that I am a complete fucking moron.-Me

bakery trolleys for my mobile home filing system. one day for every shelf :)- noisha

Considering I have only ever bought one thing online I suppose that means that though it severly lacks an insanity element it must automatically be the most insane thing I've ever bought online. It was a dress.- Zinimin

Well, since I don't know you people, I can admit I bought a lot of maternity clothes online because they were cheap. I may have looked like Aunt Thelma's curtains most of the time, but at least I saved some cash.- PRchick

Ah, I have bought many many things online, swords, consoles, DVDs, merchandise, football shirts, milk. Loads of things, however I Think the one that takes the biscuit is the time I bought two star wars films cells for 5 on ebay, then on close examination of cells discovered they were in fact ORIGINAL star wars films cells from the first showing of the first film. They're worth more than a good deal of cars. I still have them on my wall. I'm a geek, not a capitalist.- George

I've never bought anything online but if I could it would be probably a baby monkey or a flametrower.- NotHa-Des

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