I am looking for two handmaidens ! do you two fuckers give good blowjobs ! - Dogkufi

NO I WOULDN'T I HAVE MY OWN CULT AND I WOULD LKIE TO HAVE YOU JOIN MY CULT. WE WORSHIP THE ONE WE DO NOT SPEAK OF ABOUT THREE TIMES A DAY OH SORRY I MEANT 3,000,000,000,000 TIMS A DAY BUT IF YOUR STILL INTERESTED IN BECOMING PART OF MY ORGANAZATION THE GIVE ME A CALL ON MY CELL PHONE AT 732-867-5309 AND ASK FOR ... YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY J@#*^ BUT I FOOLED YOU, NO REALLY ASK FOR, ZULTAN.- THE BLACK KNIGHT

No! I'm already a member in a cult just like that one. It's called HOME!.I'm already sick of pizza and I prefer Dr. Pepper, and I'm already a slave to these kids of mine!- Dumbasswithnoname

hmmmmmmmm....lol.....maybe- cemetarybaby

No...I hate Pizza, and it depends what coffee from where, maybe if it was Free Nacho's and Starbucks Coffee I would.- Zelda

YeS, but to let you know I come with tight requirments. I need two generic robes, alot of brainwashing( so I no longer require thought) and vegetarian pizzas. I, also, if am to be appointed to slavedom I need the proper collar and steady beatings... also if I'm to be a cult member I need a new name and my family to be under the impression that I am dead...And I'm due for daily moisturizing as I dry up rather quick.- Tired and Numb.

Again, Slurpees come into play for this. They control my life! Well, not really. I don't like coffee, though, so that also influenced my answer. I do like pizza, though. Mmmm, deluxe pizza. Mmm, JCP's slave...ahh, nooo, the mind control is starting already!- McDiablo

First yes for the pizza but I cannot stand the smell of coffee. And about becoming JCP's personal slave... I would kill who ever attempts to enslave me... and if I ever found my self enslaved I would kill my self before and after killing my master (mentally then physically).- Ishkabilly

first...COFFEE!!!!... enough said, second, PIZZA!!!!!!!... enough said agean... and who the F$*& is JCP? i jsut found this site by typing random URL names in the adress bar- BillyBobJoe

Nah, I'm not a mindless drone. My mother would do anything in her power to stop it anyway. She's got dung for brains.- Annanutter

no, i may join to take advantage of the free pizza and coffee but i wouldn't follow orders. in fact, i'd probably try to subvert the whole thing- fish

No, but if you need someone to enforce disciplin amongst your grovelling followers I could be persueded to inflict some pain on them.- The blue man

I would do anything to be jcp's personal slave, as long as she beats me regularly and makes me bath her with warm soapy water and dry her with my tongue.- dickhurtzfromholden

Sure, what the fuck else do I need to do?- Your Mom!

That's exactly what it's like when I visit JCP !!! She gives me coffee and pizza...then I cook other stuff, clean, drive her around town and so on and so forth....basically just doing whatever she wants me to ;) - Poptart

Free pizza and coffee? HELL YES I'd join. Who cares what you have to do, it's free pizza!!! Wait, what kind of pizza? Do we get to choose, or is it prepicked? Because if you're going to make me eat pineapples and anchovies on my pizza, I don't want to join anymore.- narcoticsunshine

Nah. i got better things to do.- Lanc

YES GIMME EVERYTHING BUT NOT A JCP'S SLAVE! BECAUSE I AM ZE BEST!- EL BRADO

Hmm..you had me up to the personal slave part. I'm not much of a slave kinda person at least being one. the whole cult thing would be cool but I like my free will thank you. - PyroPrincezz

Il pretend to obay then when you sleep ill kill you all horridabily so horrible that the corenor will be discusted to look at your rotting corpses... I mean of course ill join.- the sockmonkey rapist

you can join my sock monkey cult- iamzbob

who the fuck is jcp, he'd be my slave, just like those other fools. I didn't even have to give them pizza and coffee, just bring them strange chemicals that alter the minds preception of reality. yes I was god once.- freakshow

Yes.- bobington

i would join and brainwash u all so i will become the JCP master... mwahahahahahaha- brown_stuff

Slave, eh?- My nickname

Noooooooooooooo. But i should get a free pizza for doing this quiz? *hint hint*- Vicky

I don't see why not.- marty

It depends. Is it strong black coffee and Pizza with Anchovies, olives, mushrooms, and artichoke hearts? in that case, sure!- logan

That all depends.... do we get cool black robes with over-sized hoods?-Me

not unless i get a couple of personal slaves myself. - noisha

No. Pizza and coffee suck.- Zinimin

What kind of pizza is it? Does the coffee have lots of cream? JCP wouldn't want her feet massaged, would she? I guess I'd just need more information before I could decide something this huge.- PRchick

I think I already have.... Theinsanedomain members have tied me up in their basement and they don't feed me, I only get to watch clerks three times a week and I'm subjected to vile torture in the form of "Good night, and good luck" being piped directly into my brain. IT'S HORRIBLE.- George

yup- NotHa-Des