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place? He can sleep in the bathroom cupboard, but only if he cleans
the house. And I will tie him to the fanblades if he doesn't do
a good job.- bluemonkeyfearer
 i
never heard of him.but if hes some kinda famous singer tgen id tell
him to let me feature in one of his songs or maybe dedicate one
to me or maybe just thank me on tv.- 123WEWEWE
 he
can stay, but he would have to adept to death metal, and let my
drums overpower him. we could be a duo, but he has to clean the
house naked, so i can point and laugh... obviously.- Fucknuts
Hell no he likes to bite himself....
I don't need him to chew himself up in my presence.- 'Lyeska
yeah i would give him an exciting chore
wash me in the bath.- shag me
I'm
probably going to get a monkey butt for this one but who the heck
is David Bowie? I've seriously never heard of him but maybe I've
been living in a box forever. - PyroPrincezz
Rent free, yes, and his only chore
would be to not let me hear him singing. I dun't like his singing,
sorry. v.v- The Bubble
Who's that, but hey it dont matter
who it is, they still gotta do my chores!! Haha suckers!!- MADD
I wouldn't let him stay! He'd take
the poparatzi away from me! (smile)- Mickey D
David Bowie? No. But if it was Huey
Lewis, I'd totally let him stay rent-free. I bet he makes a mean
omelet! - PRchick
I
let him, naturally, stay rent free for a bit until he gets really
settled in than I throw him a bill and have HIM pay the rent *laughs
evilly* and if he doens't agree to that! I'LL SIC MY SOCK PENGUINS
ATTOM!! >.> hehehehehehehehehe. naturally, I'm not as Violent as
I say I am... 'PINKY! BRING HIM TO The Chair!'- General Sock Pengiun
I
heard his Laughing Gnome song and the things he does with lodgers.
He can't stay with me. Nuh-uh. Besides, I'd only piss him off by
singing "Magic Dance" the whole time.- Mzebonga
make him do chores- "Dorknob"
tell him to get the fuck off my lawn-
Punk as fuck
Yes, but he would have to do chores.
- Alex
He is free to do my laundry. By hand
please.- Eye
i make him do my chores or he is out
- hellraiser
Well,
I don't think I'd do either. I'd probably go all Silence of The
Lambs on him and take his skin so I could be David Bowie. All the
concerts and chicks would probably go to my head and I'd forget
I was Chris and not David.-me
stay rent free.- moose
Rent-Free? - Hell No....Chores? -
Absolutely- Locokrew
Let him stay but make him do chores-
Steferella
welll, ill make him do chores unless
he can give me something else thats better for staying.- PtotheD
Who's
David Bowie? Well, anyway, he'll need to earn his keep!- Anna
who
the fuck is david bowie? now if it was a. someone sexy like brad
pitt or b. some sexy band like green day i'd like hell yes but not
david bowie.. whoever the hell he is- Someone Sexy
he
can stay rent-free, but he has to pick up the dog shit in the back
yard. he also has to wear a purple jumpsuit when he eats. he also
has to wear one of those big, cheap bicycle helmets when he walks
around or does normal things, like a retarded kid does, because
hes david bowie and hes a genius and we dont want him to hit his
head on something and die.- Morshada
no he pays the rent and dose the chores-
bayou_a_budweiser
I'd
make him sing songs I like but otherwise I'd let him stay rent free.
He seems like a fun guy to hang around with, and at the very least
I can get him to read my script for Labrynth 2. It's where the girl
goes back (again played by Jennifer Connelly) and she's all bitter
with life. The goblin king (Bowie of course) has become evil and
the land is in ruins. It's going to be a dark and twisted tale and
I'm sure he'd love to be in it if only he gave it a chance. - Chow
chows under the fence.
fuck that hes doing all the chores-
insaneclownchicken
He has to pay rent and clean the toilet
just like everyone else! I'll give him a huge discount if he lets
my friends come round and peer at his weird eyes and make fun of
him every now and again.- SiNiSTaR
ya take care of me if you no what i
mean- butterfly
He
does not get to stay rent free --- as a cost for the inspiration
that is my dwelling, he must give me an ANNUAL amount of 2 million
dollars. If he chooses to do chores, it gets knocked down to 1.5
million. His choice. "Art always comes at a price Bowie."- Thag
I
just point, and ask "Starman waiting in the sky? Where's that Bowie?
This Properganda can't continue. While you're at it, my mum wants
to give you a proper gander."- Cineworld Jesus
I would make him spit-shine my spoons.
Every single day. We can't have those spoons feeling neglected because
even silverware needs some action once in a while. - CasualFatality
make him do chores...make a mess in
my house you better clean the shit up!- karny gurl
Hell
yes! He's David Bowie! If he wan't do invade your personal space
so that he can write songs then by all means let him do so! You
don't bother him with silly things like rent and chores either.
It's sad when the creative process is disrupted.- idon'tmindthesunsometimes
List
of chores.... of course these would all inspire him for good writing
things. ~Clean my toilet. (i haven't flushed in years.) ~Eat all
of my cooking, and my mom's face. ~Smoke pot every day. ~Stalk a
weird old lady down the street. ~Ask me for a spanking every time
he's "naughty" ~Join me in my church band ~Smoke more pot. ~Make
love to me regularly- B_write
hell yeah. i would make him suck my
dogs dick.- *aeslehc*
make him blow me hourly- Ilikerear
i make him do chores and roll joints
for me- bunny
He
would havwe to wash the dishes, and write personal songs for me
and my friends..just transition music, not like theme songs, just
entery, and exit music. I want my theme song to by written by mephiskaphales.-
krnk
Let's put it this way; his first chore
would be to wax my back.- j0eg0d
He
can sleep on the roof and yell out to everyone about how horrible
I am to him and how I make him do all the damned chores even though
he doesn't live in the house. That's right Bowie, GET TO WORK.-
Stabasaurous
no, i call the cops- smidget
finally someone to clean my toilet
and buy me food.- jag
HE CAN COME ON OVER ...-TISHAANNE
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