I would fill it with cement to keep people questioning
if there really is a room, thus them not being able to enter it
- they'd then question their own mortality and kill themselves.-Mort
well the room would be air tight and cold so that
my blood would never go bad.. so I'd fill the room with little
sacks of human and alien blood (very sweet and stronger than human
blood).. and I'd fill it with the blood so I wouldn't have to
search for prey often and so I can get a snack/meal when wanted..-
I'd fill it with mini jello snacks- Hufflebunny
id fill it with a tv. vcr and maybe a dvd...and
alot of midget porn...and maybe a pony...and alot of poop... and
pirate constumes- ilovetuna
Mexican immigrants, tree frogs, caramel, and
nitrous oxide, together. Don't you wish you had my superior forethought?
- eva psychotic
i would fill it with all the people i hate so
that they wont go around terrorizing other people with their shit.
the room will be really teeny tiny, so that they'd be suffocating
on each other's bullshit.- SiNiSTaR (missed me? i missed YOU!)
Lighters and matches and gasoline and alcohal...why?-
well, air for one. i'd need to breathe. besides
that, dirt, trees, plots to take over the world, you know, the
things you'd find in a forest. that way, space monkeys might be
attracted to it. They could dwell there, and they could be my
friends. They would help us conspire. Because as you know, space
monkeys are pretty damn smart. and wise. jesus was a space monkey.
but jesus is really a wooden podium that i chat with sometimes.
he is very wise, so i call him jesus. but his mother was a chrstian,
so he gets all uppitty and offended when i cal him that. so now
i call him buddha. but his father was a buddhist. so i call him
Buddus. or Jesubud. the leprachuans like to drink with him.- Morshada
I would fill it with lots of Altoids, a water
cooler, and Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles,and Chip Esten.
And make them do hoedowns for all eternity. Why? Because I derive
pleasure from the thought.- Crouching_Coconut
is easy to answer, my actual secret room is filled with custard.
People are always like 'you cant have your custard kelly', 'you
dont deserve it''... 'Give me your custard'... And Im like "ok"
cuz little do they know... !I have an secret room full of it!.
So Im like ok.. and there like "Damn straight", then i laugh and
then there like "Why ya laughing I just took your custard?"...
And i blush and look inconspicous... placing my index finger delicatly
on my bottom lip, glancing around discretly. "Ooook, wierdo..."...
Then i cackle and flea to my Soft Heaven (as i like to call it)...
I swim and swim in the piles of yuummm.. Custard.. Yummm... Oh
and If i had some more room Id store my collected dead bodies
to mutilate... I think my mom is beggining to get suspicous of
my "Friends"... I mean one day one has an eye ball the next day
they dont... Shes starting to think that there isnt any forgiving
crocodiles in canada.- LIckable Words (Taste)
Every cute puppie possibly fitable and use it
as my secret weapon to get WHATEVER I want. Like for instance:"Oh
little child will you leave me alone?" *open the secret door*
... *gasp* *I kick it* *stumbles inside and falls into a hole*,
another one: "Oh come on let me go to the mall with my friends
mooommm!" *Opens door* *SEES PUPPIES GALLOPING OVER ONE EACH OTHER*
"Ahhhh... Oh hunny do whatever you want...awwww" * Kicks her*
She falls into a hole*.... Yeah i could keep going but Not!. Anyways...
I have a hole in front of the door inside because it is a "secret"..
duhh... I wouldnt do it but I have to, to ya know keep it a secret
which is what is hard when using the secret weapon... So maybe
I should just fill it with all of the comic books i stole... yeah
y not?hmph. Oh and if you were wondering the hole leads to, a
pit of leeaches,I mean they have to die, Geeessss, Who knows who
they would tell?... And imagine if that got out, the consequences
would be dire. Oh and I have to use the hole for when the puppies
become 'Dogs'.- I aint Amassing Nah Cents, YO!
What if we already HAVE a secret room..? Does
that count? And why should I tell YOU what I've got in there?
You probably just want to know so you can try to steal it...-
I would fill my secret room will all the bodies.
There, I've said it. Bodies of water, you silly fool!!!- willies
a secret room hey....?hhhmmmmmm...(**deep in thought**)
ill get back to you on that one!- keli_x_james(IM-BACK!)
Women, sexual entertainment.- XXXXX
I have a secret drawer, so a secret room
would be a hundred times more helpful. I'd stock it full of sugary
foods (so my rabid family members don't take them), money, random
good looking guys I snatch off the street, and my CDs. Oh, yeah,
and Slurpee machines. You've gotta have at least three or four
Slurpee machines in a secret room.- McDiablo
2 plus a shit load of games. big screen t.v with DVD player and
heaps of movies computer with cable internet connection (with
unlimited dowloads) Bondage cage with matching whips Heaps of
porn, beer, weed, strippers and awesome food. (and a cool bong)
A wicked leather couch and giant lava lamp A secret tunnel that
leads to a skate park (a secret skate park)..........I fucken
hate all those 12 year old fags that take up too much space down
at the one where I live......agh! An airconditioner and heater........
A giant refigerater Heaps of money flying monkeys (like on wizrd
of oz) a giant lazer that comes out of the ceeling so I can blow
up entire cities. And last but not least a strobe light, so I
can trip out when I'm stoned/drunk. Do I really need to justify
my reasons for wanting this stuff? - RealMo-K
MONEY!!!!! I don't actually need all that money,
except for the purpose of sitting in it and bathing in money.
Does the term "bathing" count, or does it have to actually be
cleaning you to be classified as "bathing"?- Sven the Masseur
piscean females.- rosetintedthor
makeup for emergencies - kandi melt
uhhhh.....id have to go with the commong response
of naked women, guns, computers, and kfc miniture bobbleheads-
i would fill it with 3 bongs, 2 lbs of pot, 2
girls, and a video camera. with the pot and bongs i would smoke
it untill i became retarted, then smoke out the 2 girls, then
have fun retard sex.- igor-sevulba
weed cuz id be smokein that shit all day- juggalojimmy
sex toys and contraptions cuz i can't put it in
a regular room!- Amaranthine
my computer and all the porn i could grab- fk
if I had a secret room I'd just live in it hermit style, no more
of those stupid humans or their stupid "Access Hollywood" shows
to deal with. I'd have all my stuff in there, along with a time
machine and that little zappy thing from Men in Black (that movie
sucked but I want that thing) that erases peoples' memories. Then
I could visit anyone I wanted or have them come visit me, and
then zap them as they leave so they don't tell people about where
I am, as if anyone really cared anyway. Also food and a toilet,
because what good is a secret room if you starve to death in your
own feces?- FartMonkey
packing peanuts, to remind me of when i was a
little kid. I use to get in the big boxes and sit among the packing
peanut things...oh the good old days.- Monkeeskittles
Flying potions and invisibility pills - So I could
fly and be invisible.- Inconvenient
With porn and . I'd fill it wtih porn cause since
i'm a girl i'm not allowed to like that stuff and i do and it's
really hard to find stuff on the computer since we only have one
computer and havin to go into history and delete all the sites
you went to is really diffucult to do after mastrabating five
times in a row.- BadassArchangel
money, for obvious reasons.- the man with the
grenades, so i can fling em at people for no real
reason. Got a problem wit dat?!!!- um... that guy
my secret shoe collection- fuego
MONEY , SO I COULD BUY A BIGGER ROOM- br549
sexual tourture chamber- chicken nuts]
I'd fill it with sexual intercourse. Because
I need to satisfy my wang ness.- SEXY MUFFIN BOY
Slurpees and anything to do with Jeeps. Why? Cuz
Heck who can live without slurpees? And dang it I love my jeeps
and stuff- ~Jeepster
I'd fill it with kinky sex toys, lubrication,
massage oils, handcuffs you name it I would put it there. - Temptress
Lot's of bubbles and I don't know exactly why.
I just really like bubbles.- Blood_Junkie
litterally full with cream smarties and bikini
clad ladies(i'd like to see them eat their way out)- deviant
popcorn and movies cuz i love watchin movies and
eatin popcorn.......but there must be blow up furniture, a bed,
and my7 boyfriend..... - kimboly
Swedish Playboy models.- Mzebonga