What is the stupidest thing you've ever been emailed about NOT including spam?

Probably about those "penis enlargement tablets"..........seriously, the stuff these small dick retards think of is ridiculas!- RealmO

Let's see...my aunt sent me a link to this really stupid website. It was this pyramid of little pinkish colored teddy bears, and when you ran the cursor over them, they would collapse. It was mind numbing to watch those little bears collapse, bounce off of their asses and back into their place in the pyramid...- CasualFatality

My friend sent me an email which detailed his plans for removing his testicles from his scrotum while keeping them attached to his body.- UR Only Dreaming

a man from kenya wanted me to take $40,000,000 of his money out of the country, and offered to give me part of it if i gave him my bank account pass word..... Bull Shit, i told him, but by the time i emailed him back the government of Kenya was all over his ass.- eva psychotic

the local history library- fuckwit

Probably the most ridiculous thing was when my friend kept sending me tweaked pictures of the Dalai Lama having sex with Yoda. I think it was because she was trying to recover from a bad breakup, so she kept doing really fucked up things. It was kinda funny the first 3 pictures or so, but seriously! - tinkerbelll

My one friend constantly emails me chain mail about sex. Such as "when did you last have sex?, Who did you last have sex with?, Where you thinking about me during sex?, Have you seen my anal beads?, Seriously did I leave my anal beads at your house?,etc".- staticca

some guy that wanted to um, nevermind- irish psycho

You know, even though I've gotten a lot of "spam" I don't think I've ever actually gotten an email about spam...that would be weird. I'm not really too big of a fan of spam. Not the best tasting food. Of course if i was some child in some 3rd world country or something I would probably eat it. But since I'm not technically a child anymore and I live in Bush's American "paradise" I guess I don't have to worry about that.- Chris

Someone sent me this "Hug a Friend" email. No one wants that sappy crap!- Artisanne, a.k.a Jackie

everything is pretty stupid when it comes to e-mail. I bet no one has gotten an e-mail that gave them any useful information they couldn't have gotten some other way (porn doesn't count, i know your mom doesn't know enough about technology to check there, but get over it. Moms like finding porn, it means you're not gay...maybe)- eva statistic

Your internet connection dose no longer work... buy Ripenet - Well who the fuck did i get the e-mail smart ass?- james

blank pages. i have been emailed blank pages.- trixie

about the size of my dogs poo- mental sock head

My friend piercing someones testicles.- Taco

whether or not i recieved the email that i got- Tako

I'm not sure exactly. It was written in a language unknown to computers or man, but I think it may have had something to do with toast. DC, if I sent it to you, maybe you could decipher it for us and discover the answer all of life's problems throuh the use of toast?- Nelson

" you could refinance for just .. blah blah blah." Who reads an email like that and takes it seriously. 'Oh man, that reminds me, i'm *ss f*ck in debt. Maybe these guys will care...' I'm 18 how did they get my email? Did you guys... that's not cool... spam is a plague, don't spread it... i can't refinance if i don't have any money... i know they wont give me money for free...- eva p.

Butter....- wraithform

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help! My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying! I need to be able to: Travel back in time. Rewind my life including my age back to 4. I am in very great danger and need this immediately! I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that. I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain how safe and what your method involves. I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding or other crystals which give off a north polarized vortex field just as strong or strong enough to make a watch stop this would be great.- phoenix

my friend emailed me from class cos she was bored and she ripped her toenail off and it was bleding and there was "green things going on down there" ... okay maybe its not the stupidest, but the nastiest.. but still.. way too much infromation for me.- Chata

what i would name my pet chawiwa..... its hotdog - dumbass forgot name

I'm guessing this includes forwards, too. I usually don't receive stupid emails, I end up sending them. I found some Lego porn, so I sent that to my friend. I've also sent furniture porn to her, too. Why can't I get stupid emails like that? - McDiablo

my friend saying they wish they owned an elephant?- brittykitty

it wasnt that stupid, it just made things a bit worse...is was just after i found my dads viagra [the single most disturbing moment of my life] it was an ad for cheap viagra to 'satisfy your woman' that my caring friend forwarded to me..- glitter me

Those forwards from old friends that you really haven't talked to in at least 3 years, yet they still send you things where you have to make a wish and scroll down and if you don't send this to at least 50 people in the next 30 seconds you will never find your true love and your hair will fall out and you will get hit by a bus and get some horrible disease and dream about richard simmons every night. - FartMonkey

any of the crap chain mail i get from my friends. especially valentines chain letters. and that 'the ring' rip off? purleeease- randy mandy

The status of my sick cat who dies 3 years ago, It was to show how much my vet Cared- Peggy

my sister emailed me once asking me what day it was- Kisstyn

The stupidest thing would have to be my latest mail just received about an hour ago, I opened the email, pressing on its title "butt monkeys from space" and to my tremendous disapointment it had nothing to do with butts,monkeys or space. Instead it was a ad for recliners. I am now in a procress of laying a lawsuit against them for false advertising, i expect to win and recoil from its stupidity... but now that i think about it its not all that stupid... just false and crappy. I quess ill get my butt and monkey then... I didnt relize that. Your award is the same thing as the title of the email and hmm... the answer worked out well cept for the space part. Feel free to put a picture of space over there<---.- CakeInMyPockets

Well, i did get this e-mail from AT&T that said, "DO YOU THINK WE DON'T INTEND TO GET OUR MONEY..."- Phantom

a link to the site live nude cats- moose

charity donations- another idiot without a name

Someone mailed me a huge sight, and like a dummy I opened it. It took 5 min. to load, and it was just a kitten picture. (The feline)- SkyofStLuke

this forward bout if u don't send it on then u don't luv jesus and all these angel forwards which i absoluletly hated it. - devilsdaughter

i got an email once that simply said my mother was a slut. inside the email it said "heh". absolutely no point to it, it was just there.- Daniel

gettin fucked in the ass- JuggaletteCrystal

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