today
at work some guy called me 'sweetie'.. was he just trying to get
my attention to ask me a question or was he a pedophile looking
for potato salad... - Miss Roger's Sweater Was 1995
a good year for you? McDiablo why are
tile floors so slippery sometimes? - Miss Roger's Sweater Are we really
living in some computer simulated dreamworld while machines are
feeding off our energy? (and, no I didn't see The Matrix Reloaded
today...) McDiablo is it wrong
that i buy 6 mr. noodles at one time? - Miss Roger's Sweater When is
it wrong to mock people? McDiablo the imitation
crab salad smelled like potato salad today... was it tempting
me to the dark side? even though i would never eat anything called
'imitaiton' and/or 'crab' - Miss Roger's Sweater Sometimes
a band won't release a new album for four or more years. What
exactly are they doing during that time? McDiablo Do you have
any guilty pleasures that you'd like to share with us? McDiablo What do
you make of a dish that looks like owl barf with crushed potato
chips on top? McDiablo I don't
know if any one has asked you this before... I have a theory "What
colours you see is what colours you see yourself". So in
other words, we all see this website as red, but red could be
a different colour in everybody elses eyes. I will see something
which is RED, but if you had to see through my eyes, it will be
BLUE because you see it in a different colour in your own eyes
which you are brought up to beleive is RED, and visa versa if
I had to see through your eyes. I reckon we see everything in
a different way, that is why this theory of mine is driving me
insane trying to figure it out why. Do you beleive in this theory? Am I a piece
of furniture? - Omuletzu well wouldnt
only two countries be bi-national? therefore its a lie and IHOP
isn't international. I mean c'mon, its seriously false advertisement
and they are trying to give people the impression that IHOP is
all over the world when it really isn't!--Syko Morgana Have you
started working on that list for me to be your friend yet? How
come its going to take so long to make it?--Syko Morgana Can I move
in with you and your cat? Im a great cook....--Syko Morgana Look DC,
it stated in the front of the menu "When IHOP started as
a small pancake house in California..." it was NOT international!
It was never international to start, therefore they should be
sued for false advertisement...??--Syko Morgana Do spiders
have feelings?--Syko Morgana Are you a blonde?--Syko
Morgana What can
I do to get you motivated to get hopping on that list? I am so
excited about the list I am going to wet myself! Thanks..oh ya,
if you dont want to do a list you shouldnt have brought it up
so now i am going to nag you about it for a long time...---Syko
Morgana why the
heck haven't i been paid yet? - Miss Roger's Sweater are the fish going to attack me today
at work? even though they're already dead, and in pieces.. - Miss
Roger's Sweater can i have
your permission to OD on slurpees tomorrow, seeing it will be
my birthday... - Miss Roger's Sweater i had a
dream about a dream about a long winding road, where i dont know
where to go and what to do and then i saw you. What does it mean??? Why do people
do their Christmas shopping before the last minute? I do mine
between Now and August, because they haven't put up the prices.
Sometimes I wait before the shop closes on Christmas eve, because
the hour before they sometimes to a 50% off sale. Cool! Oh by
the way, what do you want for Christmas? how come
in various countries in asia anything that is old, rotting, or
just plain nasty is labeled a "delicacy" and sold at
an outrageous price?--Syko Morgana are there
sock baboons?or
sock orangatangs?--Syko Morgana Doesn't
Orangatang sound like some sort of orange juice drink?--Syko Morgana if someone
threatens to tie you up in a dark room n force you to watch teletubbies
all day while feeding vile green liquid through your nose, what
do you do to get out of it? - SiNiSTaR why is it
only AFTER you have had sex that you realised you shouldn't have
done it with THAT person, even tho before hand you already suspect
you might feel that way afterwards?? - SiNiSTaR So, my friend
is going to England tomorrow for three months. Will she survive
without a computer? McDiablo I hear a
*ripping* noise upstairs. What is my brother doing? McDiablo How come
drunk people think church is on Monday? McDiablo do you realise
that i was just 16 when i first came here and now i'm almost 20??
oh my god where did the time go?? - SiNiSTaR Imagine
you're driving a bus one day, At the first stop 5 passengers get
on, at the 2nd stop 2 get off and 3 get on, at the 3rd stop 4
get off and no one gets on, at the 4th stop 2 get on... ...what
the drivers favourite colour? Do you think
it's kind of amusing that a lot of Americans I talk to on MSN
would rather live in Canada? McDiablo I noticed
the sock monkey up for adoption has a lot of white strings on
her. Is this so she remembers things, or is it merely for decoration?
McDiablo Why would
anyone want to try using you as toilet paper, DC? McDiablo Why is Greece
called Greece, not Grease? well what
sort of things do you want me to do so that i can be your friend?
i will do almost anything you want.--Syko morgana When we
become close friends, do you want to go eat a IHOP?--Syko Morgana The next
time you go into an IHOP, would you be tempted to plan on asking
them why they call them selves international when they arent?--Syko
Morgana do you like
to dance naked?--Syko Morgana Will you
answer the questionare/what if's for me?--Syko Morgana why do i
have bumps on my dick? Why is it
that when ever you release feces, people say you're taking a rap
or taking a shit when realy, you're losing a crap. Why would you
want to TAKE a crap? Crap's smelly and uncomfortable. Losing a
crap feels good, and makes you feel lighter. Why is it that so
many people in america want to take craps instead of loosing them
?-BLAZEMAN How do you
feel about your birthday? I hate mine..seems like it's always
the hottest day in the freaking year and I usually spend it pretending
to like people and their crappy gifts..I hate other peoples birthdays
too...all the giving..there's no time when there isn't some occaision
to have to buy crap for people...ok I'm done ranting now and you
may answer the question.. FartMonkey On an unrelated
subject, what do you have planned for my birthday? It's in only
six days..egh FartMonkey Everyone
I know sees leprechauns when they're high..I've never been, as
far as I know, and I see leprechauns all the time...what does
this mean? FartMonkey At this
very moment, who do you most want to harpoon in the belly? FartMonkey If I requested
that you would simply delete this question, would you? FartMonkey what is
the full definition of insanity? If you can hide your insanity
are u still insane or only if you are caught doing the insane
act? why do some
people pronounce 'tampon' like you would pronounce 'harpoon'?
like, what the hells a tampoon? - SiNiSTaR One fine
day, my mom walked into my room where i was reading, and she held
up my little canister or whatever u call it, of pepper spray and
asked, "what is this"? I said, "thats my pepper
spray, but it's expired." and before i could do anything,
she automatically and deftly unlocked the safety catch on it and
sprayed it in my room, not at ME thankfully but in my room anyway.
less than a second later i was already out of my room and downstairs.
i yelled at her. "Mom!! Why did you DO that?" and all
she could say was "it was like a reflex, i'm sorry, i didn't
mean to". we were all sneezing for like a half hour after
that. seriously. anyway what do you think of my mom's excuse for
her actions??? - SiNiSTaR dont you
think people getting high on cough syrup are really pathetic?
- SiNiSTaR do diet
coke employees wear earrings. there is a stud earring in my diet
coke? i don't wear stud earrings Does ignorance
equal irresponsibilty? (Armadillo) is cheese
good for you? Imagine
the world totally opposite, north is south and south is north,
the way we see colours is in negative format. Humans are sockmonkeys
and sockmonkeys would be human, genders are reversed too and so
are roles in society. Cats will chase dogs and (gasp!) dogs will
take over since it is the opposite world. Majority of the population
is gay and we fly in the air, fish walk on land and birds swim
in the sea. We breathe through our arses and smell with our willys,
take a guess where it comes out when we go to the toilet? Talk
about speaking shit! I was drunk last night, what do you think
of my mind right now? Is this
the correct definition of WIERD?: WIERD, something that is not
normal to you. So if someone says I am wierd, I am not normal
to them, so I will try to be normal to them, but normal to them
is wierd to me, what kind of f***ed up world is this? I just saw
a rather terrifying painting that my art teacher painted himself...a
self portrait...any suggestions as to how we can dispose of it?
It's brings nothing but fear and terror! - Ybloc I was at
a school band concert the other night. It was good and all, but
towards the end, the conductor wouldn't stop talking! It was getting
late, and my friend suggested that we throw something at him and
hope that it nails him in the nuts so he could double over in
pain and we could make our escape. We decided that wouldn't work,
and had to suffer through the speech. What can we do the next
time that happens? any suggestions? i'd be happy to take them!-
Ybloc There are
some bands nowadays who do not use spaces in their name, for example,
exithiside. What's going on here? McDiablo When will
my brother develop quicker typing skills? McDiablo what color
are your bed sheets?--Syko Morgana i got into
a car accident on monday, will my stupid whiplash go away? - Miss
Roger's Sweater is it bad
that me car was rearended by a semi-truck? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it ok
to be really scared of semi-trucks right now? cuz they're kinda
scary looking when they use you to stop on. - Miss Roger's Sweater is 'a fuckin'
semi-truck hit me' a good excuse to not have to do the dishes
for a few days? - Miss Roger's Sweater should i
get into accidents more often as since my accident my slurpee
consumption that doubled even though i hardly leave the house?
a couple of my friends have brought my some slurpees to help with
my suffering.. - Miss Roger's Sweater do you remember
who it was who was obsessed with stealing pylons, spray painting
them metallic blue and leaving them on people's doorsteps?- SiNiSTaR when they
said 'i' before 'e', except after 'c', they forgot to mention
about the word 'weird'. i also get confused about the spelling
sometimes, but now i know. so why the fucki didn't they add "except
after 'c' and 'w' "? - SiNiSTaR dc why was
it that i decided to drink such a ridiculous amount last night?
and why exactly do i feel so shitty? I know this
guy who has bigger boobs than my sister. My sister has HUMUNGOUS
breats. Not that i realy pay attention to that, it's just that
my mom's always whining about her small boobs and always brings
them up while at dinner. Is there any chance for this poor,fatman
?-Losr It's my
birthday the 2nd. Did you remember to get me something? FartMonkey Can you
list some things for me that you've accidentally chugged? FartMonkey If you're
insane..can you ever truly become sane again? Permanently I mean,
not like a full moon thing...FartMonkey So..will
you answer any more questions about your list of things you won't
answer any more questions about? FartMonkey I had a
dream that my dad fell down the steps and I saw it all through
the water in my toilet bowl, sort of like a looking-glass type
thing...do you have any idea what this means?--Louie My friend
has severe road-rage issues...a little while back we were riding
in his car and we stopped in the middle of the road so that he
could wave a plastic ice-scraper thing at another driver behind
us...should I keep some sort of taser or other harmful device
with me in case he decides to turn that peice of plastic on me?--L Wouldn't
it be cool if you could see your farts?--L. do you believe
that the idiots are taking over our world too? ~steevie~ one sugar
cube or three? ~steevie~ Is it rude
not to scream "Hello" across the street to neighbors?
I mean, I smiled, that should count. I've known most of them since
I was about 3, so they should know I'm not the 'Hey let's stand
outside and chat for an hour" kinda girl. - JCP so where
do you see yourself in 20 years?--Syko Morgana Do you agree
that only the good die young?--Syko Morgana why do i
keep wearing my black hat around the house? - Miss Roger's Sweater If the baby
can run around with just a diaper and a t-shirt does that mean
i can too? - Miss Roger's Sweater i have to
water plants for my friend while she is away, are the plants going
to attack me? - Miss Roger's Sweater I got up
at 4:30am when my brother came home from work.. what the hell?
- Miss Roger's Sweater okay dc.
I've always wondered...in what different colors do the sock monkeys
appear...because i saw a blue one on ebay..but i think an orange
one would kick ass i didnt
want to adopt kayla, but can I adopt you?--Syko Morgana what do
you do if you find out that your sock monkies that were adopted
are being abused?--Syko Morgana I'm very
pleased that the sock monkey was adopted. Have you done a full
background check on the person who adopted her? I'd hate to see
her end up in an 'abusive situation'. McDiablo Why does
it seem that some American people are obsessed with Bruce Springsteen?
What is so fascinating about this guy? I don't think I've heard
more than one song by him. McDiablo wow..it's
all the same people here now isn't it?~SG* Why is that
when a white calls a black the "N-word", it is racist,
but when a black calls his own people by the "N-word",
it is not racist? Why? PS. is there a racist word for whites? Are you
a college graduate?--Syko Morgana Would you
take orders from Mike Patton?--Syko Morgana Is there
any way that I can get that song out of my head?- Ybloc I'm worried
about my friend...it seems he has decided to grow a mullet...any
advice on how to convince him to cut it? i've tried running at
him with scissors, but it didn't seem to work...-Ybloc There is
a guy who is really rude and annoying and does anything to piss
everyone off...my friend thinks we should tie a rope around his
nuts and dispose of him over a cliff...do you have a better suggestion?
-Ybloc I may very
well be sitting next to a pervert...what should i do?!- Ybloc The other
day, having the munchies, i stole and subsequently ate my little
brothers sonic the hedgehog birthday cake. The next day when i
took a shit it was bright blue just like sonic. What implications
does this have on my life? Hey hey
i am back! DC why in the cornflakes did you lock me in the closet?-monkeeskittles Do people
who use letters and numbers in place of words think they are smart?....'cuz
I don't think they are. McDiablo My sister
has her hand lotions and perfumes all arranged in a neat line
by the sink. Since when did she become so organized? McDiablo What would
I do if there weren't multiple 7-Eleven's in my community? McDiablo Was it you
who slashed my tyres last night?!? If not, WHO? I always
wake up with horrible rugburns on my forehead. Why? FartMonkey How many
times a day on average do you suppose you shout "I'll kill
you"? FartMonkey why is the
floor spoiled like milk all of the time ? how did
a crack headed has been sock puppet get his own stupid ass web
site ? whats IHOP?
Sally It's my
birthday on the 5th of june are you getting me a present? Sally how accurate
a picture a picture of europe and asia did greek geographers have
by the 4th centurary, B.C.? There's
a screwdriver on my desk. I really don't know why it's there.
Anyway I just randomly wondered how many strikes with a hammer
it would require to drive it into my skull? FartMonkey Do you like
soy milk?mmm its good.--Syko Morgana What is
your opinion on stoned giraffes?--Syko Morgana
I just stopped
by to check and see if you answered the questions. It still said
June 2. So I refreshed the page. Am I really that desperate? FartMonkey Now I'm
not one to bitch about meaningless nonsense- well.. actually I
am..nevertheless, I got a good question award a while back and
it has yet to be added to the page of good questions. They will
never believe me now. This has been my lifelong dream. Can you
please make it come true? *shuffles out of room backwards, bowing*
FartMonkey DC stands
for demon child, eh? Are you a child? Will you ever grow up? If
you will and haven't yet, will your name change to DA, demon adult?
Or just demon? With no note of your age bracket? How about DM,
demon monkey? How's that name sound on me?FartMonkey If you were
to have an out-of-body experience and visit this site and ask
DC a question, what would you ask? FartMonkey Why the
hell are there those stupid sites where you get to rate how hot
or how ugly a person is? what are your thoughts about those?-
Ybloc Should I
get the fries or the burger?- Ybloc Are people
such idiots that they keep answering the what ifs and questionnaire
with "stop asking me questions, you're confusing me!"
and continutally getting stinky monkey butts? If they're really
whining that they don't have to answer all these questions can't
they just go somewhere else when they see that their "clever
new angle" isn't getting them any GQ Awards? Sorry, just
had to let that little rant out..FartMonkey What is
the stuff in lava lamps? How do they get it in there? How come
it takes forever to heat up and only starts bubbling when I'm
not looking? FartMonkey Have you
noticed my growing hatred for people since I started coming here?
FartMonkey What's the
purpose of ants? Do they have any other function than to be eaten
by other animals? FartMonkey Where the
hell have I been? - Mzebonga Seeing as
how you've updated the page now, may I retract my other question
ridiculing your lack of updatingness? FartMonkey Do you think
cats kill and devour old people? Have you ever noticed how the
old people who die usually have many cats? -ferretchick100 i was sitting
around a large round table one day that had a bloody monkey head
on it that kept on telling me the evils of doing laundry. i told
it to stop but it never did. the question im trying to ask is,
why do people suck sooo badly??? love the sxi purrsin You know
I just read the questionnaire and what ifs...I was sad to realize
that there were no more to look at..and now I have to wait a whole
nother month till the next ones get answered so I says to myself
I says what DC needs is an ARMY of SLAVE CLONES to answer a NEW
set of questionnaires and what ifs EVERY TWO HOURS and get breaks
ONLY for either going to the TOILET or serving you REFRESHING
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES and telling you what a great LEADER and ROLE
MODEL you are and possibly even having some FUN with your TAIL.
What do you think? FartMonkey There are
some songs where I think I know the lyrics, but then I finally
read them and I realize that I was way off. What causes my brain
to hear certain things that aren't even being said in the first
place? McDiablo Will the
driving laws here be drastically changed? McDiablo When is
it appropriate to use the winking emoticon? McDiablo why does
it rain water and not something cool like vodka? irish psycho do you like
plaid stuff? Would
you wear a kilt for me?--Syko Morgana Did you
ever watch Nickelodeon when you were a kid?--Syko Morgana What would
you do if you found that you had a stalker who thought you looked
nice in fuscia diapers...and you've never knowingly worn fuscia
diapers? Keiko if you untie
your bellybutton knot does your ass fall off? What was
life like before the Insane Domain? Funny..I just can't remember...FartMonkey Is it possible
to EMAIL people anthrax? FartMonkey Do you believe
that humans ever actually have been on the moon? FartMonkey What would
you do if you lived on the moon and all you had was a can of paint
(black), a jar of pennies, and a guitar pick? FartMonkey It was my
birthday yesterday (7th of June), and my Grandma is in hospital
suffering from a stroke and may only have days to live. But my
question is, do you like Joy Division? - Fido Dido How come
when the others said it was their birthday(s) you gave them nice
little pictures of a candle and a cat? WTF was my little picture
of? FartMonkey Is a verbal
copywrite ever as good as one in text? FartMonkey What's the
longest you've ever gone without answering questions? FartMonkey what the
hell is today? irish psycho my computers
benn really fucked up lately so i took it apart and put it back
together and know its perfect. waffuck? irish psycho Hi! yeah
ill admit i liked it and im waiting!!! when are you coming over??--monkeeskittles So you're
only going to sell the porn star tshirts? If so, will the other
one be available on the black market? FartMonkey At what
intervals of time should I count up how much is in my change jar?
Should I have a seperate jar for pennies? FartMonkey has all
the sun gone away because i have a day off of work? because it
was freakin' hot all the days i worked... - Miss Roger's Sweater McDiablo
and I are going on a camping trip with some friends to alberta
later this month.. the car trip is going to be like 12 hours..
what the heck can i do for 12 hours? - Miss Roger's Sweater when will
Jack (the bird that reside in my kitchen now) learn to answer
the phone.. so i can stay in bed... - Miss Roger's Sweater i poked
a fish tail last week at work.. and then immediately after thought
'why the heck did i do that?'.. can you make sense out of this
incident? - Miss Roger's Sweater i think
they should make a sock ferret, what do you think? -ferretchick so...i have
this friend who has decided to become a hippie...what the hell
has happened to her? -ferretchick if my sprite
bottle is empty and the cap says i just won a free sprite will
they send it to me or will they make me go to them? why are they
so cruel?! -ferretchick it's been
a while since we've had a plague or other major disaster to kill
people off for a while...do you think we need another plague (preferably
to rid us of the stupid people)? when it
rains do chickens drown themselves while staring up at the onslaught
of water? -ferretchick have you
ever experienced a deep emotional trauma? if so, i'd like to hear
about it i thought
cats were almighty, how can you be almighty as well? -ferretchick are u actually
made of a sock? o my crap
DC...fathers day is this sunday...why oh why are mothers day and
fathers day so close together!?..sheesh..ok..welll what should
i get my dad?*has no money or friggin clue..and has made everything
she can think of in past years*...help dc! ~Syn will mcdiablo
like the birthday present i am getting her? - Miss Roger's Sweater are babies
born with the ability to walk and just fake not being able to
so they can be carried around for a long time? - Miss Roger's
Sweater can i officially
throw away my pants for the summer? of course i will wear shorts..
not go bareassed for multiple months.. i might get arrested...
or photographed.. ahh - Miss Roger's Sweater is it ok
to make a video of trees making out at the beach and other beach
oddities? - Miss Roger's Sweater What's with
everyone's sudden obsession with sonic the hedgehog? FartMonkey If I gave
you $20 would you eat this old pizza crust I found in a parking
lot today? FartMonkey Why did
you answer a question with a question? - Mzebonga Is there
a problem officer? - Mzebonga What are
you thinking about right now? FartMonkey Why can't
I find a guitar pick? There are four in here...did you hide them
from me? FartMonkey How come
Miss Rogers Sweater gets a personalized statement in the Rules?
FartMonkey I'm bored..wanna
go force feed Sanimal some glass shards? FartMonkey I have always
wondered about the old saying, "it is the best thing since
sliced bread.". My question is what was the best thing before
sliced bread? What time
do you wake up in the morning?--Syko Morgana Do you have
any bad habbits?--Syko Morgana i want to
be the worlds biggest Insane Domain advertisment. what do i do?
--Syko Morgana do you find
me, at all, intimidating? hmm? - Empriss Nikon What is
something you can't live without? McDiablo Someone
is selling chocolate bars from England at the mall my mom works
at. She bought one for us and the slogan on the wrapper says something
like "Not For Girls". What's up with that? McDiablo Was it appropriate
of me to cackle loudly upon hearing that the Justin Timberlake/Christina
Aguilera concert was cancelled last night? McDiablo
How come
you took off the list of cool viewers? I DEMAND respect! Oh....wait,
no I don't deserve respect...sorry about that. FartMonkey what the
hell are those things at the top of this page right above "where
insanity runs rampant..." are those canteens?--Syko Morgana Have you
ever took your fist and smashed the glass?--Syko Morgana What was
the last thing you ate?--syko Morgana I think
I just heard a spaceship land outside my window. What should I
do? FartMonkey You want
to know where I've been? well, I've been doing end of year assignments
and exams, going stark raving nuts from the stress, packing up,
moving back home to my folks, looking for a job and trying to
get a girlfriend. Which is more, i'm still waiting for you to
e-mail me back about the old Cats sections that used to be on
BogGoblin. So, I guess the issue ought to be "Where the hell
have you been?" - Mzebonga What font
do you use to make the graphics? - Mzebonga *sings*I
dont wanna be a chicken, I dont wanna be a duck, so kiss my ass...why
are you poking me? *sings* I dont wanna be a chicken, I dont wanna
be a duck, so kiss my ass...dc, do u think i could become famous
with that song? is there
a corrolation between the character of medusa in myth, and the
character of medusa in art? discuss with reference to at least
3 different myths. (i know...do you?) - frazicus How many
loud concerts will it take before my hearing totally goes? McDiablo Can a man
really live in a big fish? -JellyFishToast Did you
buy the new tomahawk and what do you think of it? -jellyfishtoast so what
are you guys doing in Ottawa?--Syko Morgana Why would
I want to create a "I Hate TheInsaneDomain.com" website?
*innocent look* If I wanted to do that, I could just nick your
graphics anyway. It's all far too easy... - Mzebonga And, which
is more, you did e-mail me back. But you only said "We'll
see" or "I'll let you know" (I can't recall - my
computer crashed and I lost most of my old e-mails), which means
you never actually said whether you want this shit or not. So,
do you? - Mzebonga see. the
thing is dc...i /did/ know. the corrolation between medusa in
myth and in art is that she gradually moves from being depicted
as a monster, to being depicted as a victim. a shift that is a
result of the two medias' effects on each other. of course i do
my homework...you didnt answer the question. so answer me this?
did you have the ability to answer that on your own? Did you
know that it's bright and sunny at 5am this time of the year?
If you do know that, then I feel sorry for you...McDiablo Who the
hell parties on a Monday night? McDiablo How badass
is my mom for calling the cops on my loud neighbours? McDiablo Does being
polite really work?...'cuz I don't think it does. McDiablo i've been
eating a lot of vegetables lately or "vegeta-bowls"
as i like to call them. should i drink a lot of slurpees to balance
out the healthiness? - Miss Roger's Sweater what the
hell, why is hotmail being a bastard... i don't believe them that
the 'server is too busy'. - Miss Roger's Sweater we're going
to alberta for five days starting on saturday... should we attempt
to steal a pylon from that slightly boring province? - Miss Roger's
Sweater. i have a
bunch of things to do today, but only feel like sleeping.. can
you write me a note excusing me from the world and all my plans
so i can sleep for the next 5 hours? - Miss Roger's Sweater. Have you
heard Metallica's new album (or any of the songs from it)? And
if you have, do you know what in the hell is up with their "new
sound" which, in fact, sounds like EVERY OTHER band I've
ever heard?! I love them but what happened!? ---by the way I'm
forming a plan to kill the new bass player..I'd love to have your
help or ideas....--The Rock Nerd do you choose
life? - Nikon last week
my sock monkey was missusing his authority so i threw a peice
of krypto0nite at it and then he hissed and jumpped out a two
story window and got in a limo with Tory Spelling,Barbera Strisand,and
the evil ,souless, downright cold hearted Martha stewart. Do you
have a hunch where he could be???? STEVEO SPROUL
Why do you
canadians call Macaroni&Cheese "Kraft Dinner"??--Syko
Morgana this morning,
i stumbled upon a small cbat. this cat was dying. i was in a car.
i reached a metaphorical fork in the road. i couldn't decide whether
to back over it to end its misery or to drive away, and tell this
story later to my friends. which should i have done? i am so very
confused. i also have no friends. take that into account.
Outside
my window, I can see deep sea fish girl and her weird, creepy
boyfriend. Deep sea fish girl sends shivers down my spine. We
don't know her real name. No one does. Not even her boyfriend.
He just uses her for kinky ugly sex. We should give her a name.
That can be our question, or one of them. Apparently her name
is Hannah. My stupid asshole friend just told me that and spoiled
the image forever. But please still suggest a name for her. Hannah
or Deep sea fish girl won't be accepted. I think we had another
question to ask you, o great DC the sock monkey. My friend Tom
wants to ask you if Saddam Hussein is still alive or not. If he
is, do you know if he has any kind of address or phone number
where my friend can talk to him? He has a lot of complex oil related
issues to discuss. OK, well, we'll obey your wishes and not ask
any more questions. Would you like to hear another story though?
That isn't a question we want you to answer. Yes or No will do.
Actually... that is an answer to the question we don't want you
to answer. We're all very sorry. Just tell us what to call the
ugly girl and whether Saddam is still alive. That's all. Thankyou,
o great sock monkey. Lots of love Ruari, Tom and Sankey. And Emma. why do they
call you the "almighty"DC you look like a regular old
doped up sock munkey to me ????? Toaday I
woke up and bought a glow worm, duct tape, and a pack o fruit
stripes gum... why would i do such a thing? - JellyFishToast Is pepsi
really giving away 1 Billion dollars.... seems like feeding some
hungry people would raise sales more then giving it all to one
person? -JellyFishToast why, why do
lesbians always seem t like me? What is the
air speed velocity of an unlaidened swallow?- GFY What is your IQ ,and
why do u think your so smart and witty?- GFY Is it really
tricky to rock a rhyme?...and I'm not quoting Run-DMC at all here.
*Cough* McDiablo Miss Roger's
Sweaters' work will be going on strike in a matter of days. How
convienient is it that she is leaving town for two weeks during
this time? Did she know that a strike would occur and plan her
whole absence accordingly? McDiablo Juicy Fruit
gum doesn't really have a long lasting flavour. Why is this the
case? McDiablo So, I'm going to
Alberta along with Miss Roger's Sweater as you already know. We
shall return on the 25th which is the day after my birthday. Will
I come back feeling more adultish like the 20 year old I will
be or just as weird and 12 year oldish as I was when I left? McDiablo Why don't you actively
encourage questions from incestuous lesbian girls? Maybe you could
make sock monkey porn with them - Mzebonga Can I have a bite
of JellyFishToast?...Please? --Goober As a prerequisite
of this question, consider that there is a God. Given this fact,
what would you most like to say to him? - Mzebonga DC, I believe
I've recently uncovered one of the lost wonders of the world in
the back of my closet. Now before you roll your eyes and wonder
what the hell I'm jabbering about, let me explain. Last week while
I was doing some spring cleaning, I came across a rather unusual
object behind my dresser in my closet. What is this object you
ask? Well, believe it or not, it's a regular white cotton sock
shaped like an uncircumcised penis! I know, I know, hard to believe,
right? It's true though! It's completely unaltered, how such perfection
has been achieved naturally I do not know. I AM wondering though
if perhaps it could be YOURS or even the penis of an unfortunate
sock mate who might have gotten too close to my ice skates? I'd
send you a picture for identification but I'm unsure as to how
and whether or not you'd care to see, would you? It's rather unique,
not as glamourous as the vagina carrot that was on Ebay but I'm
quite proud to of found it. :P - Kitten Let Syko Morgana
know this: IHOP is actually international. I've seen IHOPs in
Europe and Asia. Therefore IHOP is considered international and
thus her argument is lost. Now then, I should ask a question,
shouldn't I? Well I just did but here's another: What do you like
on your pancakes? I like mine slathered in butter and topped with
goat's blood and the souls of innocent children. It's a bit fruity
but great with your morning coffee. - Kitten Do you like
porn ? normally the
questions are in bold and now they're not - DC |
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I
accidentally shot my friend with my 9mm now he will not talk to
me. It was a complete accident the police know it he knows it
but he can't get over it. I collect guns and I was showing him
my new sliver 9mm that I just got. It was loaded I knew it but
it just went off I didn't even have my fingure on the tigger.
It hit him in the front of his leg and went out the other side
the police came figured out what happened and I did not get in
any trouble. My friend didn't press charges either but he will
not talk to me what should I do.-BLAZEMAN
since
this box is for pathetic questions("send your pathetic question")
and i've never really won a good question award on ask dc is there
some box somewhere for "send your great question"??--Syko
Morgana