last
summer i had a giant chicken stuck in my bladder... the dr. says
that i should have fully recovered by now... but im still crapping
out eggs... like um..what should i do?? so DC tell
me..how are you in bed? are you rough and aggressive, or are you
a slow and passionate pussy waggle? What's up
with those wierd tribes that drink um..what is it..milk mixed
with some kind of blood? That's just scary...we need to parachute
some carbonated beverage stands down in there. Those cows are
going to come seek revenge soon, aren't they? FartMonkey Can you
give me a good excuse to swear at people? FartMonkey Is it ok
that I named my website with a word that I made up (Chiggerphotl)?
FartMonkey what kind
of a pathetic girl would keep going back to an idiot who keeps
hurting her. should she learn to keep her distance or is it better
to handcuff her to a burning log in order to teach her a lesson?
- watermelon
what do
you call a girl who rubs her breasts on other people all the time
instead of simply chatting to them like a proper human being?
- SiNiSTaR i have
a problem with the very root of our civilization, our NURSERY
RHYMES!!! i mean, take humpty dumpty for eg, he takes a big fall,
n can you imagine that it takes ALL the kings men and all his
HORSES? i mean what in gods name for. ?????? should be the rescue
squad calls for back up on the phone, the conversation might sound
something like this "Dan? yeah, we have an emergency. yeah
its humpty again, yup i think you better call the rest, and bring
the horses too...." what
about the other one, rub a dub dub three men in a tub??? in a
TUB? what the hell are they doing there, let's not even go into
that issue.... - watermelon My brother
overly enjoys honking his car horn in this video game he is currently
playing. Why the hell does he do this? McDiablo
My mom kicked
my cat's leg this morning and it most likely hurt her quite a
bit. Is she ticked at my mom and silently plotting revenge? McDiablo Speaking
of accidentally hurting my cat, I think she enjoys pain. She always
walks under our feet when we're walking around and we come so
close to stepping on her. Is this where she gets her adrenaline
rushes? McDiablo is there
such a thing as a library party? - MIss Roger's Sweater is it ok
to get a slurpee not accompanied by anyone? - Miss Roger's Sweater is there
such thing as God? -tyler What are
the signs of a sock monkey going bad? Are there professional,
rehabilitative services available in the Upstate New York region
or would my monkey need special documentation and a mercy flight
to Canada? --Enfante Terrible is spending
time at the library going to turn me into a raving lunatic? (not
a raver) - Miss Roger's Sweater my tummy
keeps making noises.. the hell? - Miss Roger's Sweater
Who owns
the moon? If I went up there and started my own little moon colony
and everything would somebody try to kick me out?--Syko Morgana Those speak
and spell toys in your toy box are classics!!! Did you save all
those toys from when you were a kid or did you steal them from
a day care?--Syko Morgana dc i gotta
confession..i did a horrible horrible thing..please almighty dc!please
bless me with your forgiveness!!cus i lied in the answerings of
the what-ifs and the questionnaire..oh the pain must be lifted
..could you please lift it from me!!!oh my wonderful dc..im sorry.Im
so so very sorry.......-ToAshamedToBeNamed I AM under
the impresion that you want me to adopt your kid brother,,,,,,I
cant take that!! if you are stuck w/him, that is your problem.
AM I right What kinds
of jerks don't love asking DC questions? I mean DC is insperational
and can make you think. SO DC what are you thinking about right
now??? ~JeEpY Is it normal
to start thinking with an English accent after you've heard people
from England talk for about 3 hours? McDiablo My mom is
always wondering why there are people out there who make computer
viruses. "Do they have no life?" she asks aloud. What
do you think? McDiablo I haven't
even been in school for two weeks and I'm procrastinating already.
Is this bad? McDiablo i want the
lyircs to 'you're a bastard'... would that be possible? will JCP
let me have 'em? i'm thinking of writing a letter to one of my
retarded stalkers, and i wanna put the lyrics in (with full credits
to JCP). - SiNiSTaR what does
JCP stand for? and what does Sanimal stand for/mean and is Sanimal
pronounced like animal just with an s on it? I had a
dream last night that involved me playing softball (a sport I
stopped playing about three years ago) with old team mates with
Denzel Washington as the coach (and he was mean). What do you
make of that?? McDiablo Will I be
able to read two novels at the same time without losing my mind?
McDiablo My mom is
taking a nap at 10am. Don't people usually take naps later in
the day when they are dead tired from whatever the heck they've
done during the day? McDiablo DC, our
school has blocked your wonderful website. do you have any idea
why this may be, apart from the fact that our teachers are fascists.
also, what non educational website can i broaden my mind with
in "study periods" now i cant get on this fabulous one? You skipped
my "Human League" question... You bastard! As a result
I will now ask: why doesn't Mariah Carey love me as much as I
love her and should I leave her because she is treating me shitty?
Wahhhh wahh wahh. That'll teach you to fuck with me, bucko. -
Mzebonga (Incidentally, for the record, I hate Mariah Carey). I AM calm
now, I couldent take the responsibility, I hardly cope with myself,
if it werent for the ride I got today..... are you wetmonkeys
all the same gender, or are you a He/She? why did
i have to get sick now, in the midst of school and homework? -
Miss Roger's Sweater why does
my neighbour make fun of my msn nicknames.. they're lyrics from
songs.. do i deserve this picking on? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it cool
that the doctor i went to yesterday was explaining how i got sick
by saying that "the bacteria invaded and took over"
- Miss Roger's Sweater can i stay
on this couch and never get up until i am not sick anymore.. do
you think my guitar teacher would mind if i accidently didn't
show up at his place for my lesson? - Miss Roger's Sweater Don't you
have something else to do ? If you knew
that britney spears had asked you a question like this, if you
couldn't delete it, how many monkey butts would you give it? FartMonkey Every day
for the past one day I have had 8 crackers with cheese on top.
Should I bust the record and go for 9 today? FartMonkey Is it normal
to continue licking the wrappers that the cheese slices come in
long after there isn't any cheese left on them? FartMonkey If I could
send you one picture of anything right now, how big would it be
and what would it be of? FartMonkey does outter
space really exsist or is it just made up since they know that
we will never get there? Why are
they called sanitary napkins if they are not all that sanitary?
Humm....?-Blir If Polly
wants a cracker, what does DC want? McDiablo Do you have
an evil twin? McDiablo What do
you think about those people who have multiple personalities?
McDiablo Would you
like some Doritos? McDiablo If you were
straned in the middle of the ocean, with three other people on
broad with you where would you hide your chocolate (Oh pleeeease
let this get an award)? what if
we ‘normal’ people were really the insane ones and that the so-called
‘insane’ people, the ones that we lock up in mental institutions,
are really the normal ones? how do we know? keeping
in trend with all the dumbass relationship questions that some
morons have been asking lately, maybe you can help me with my
little personal conflict with my boyfriend *giggle, blush, gag*
my boyfriend (who happens to exist only in my mind, and strangely,
in the mind of my 2nd cousin) has been acting odd of late, my
question is, should i stab him with the little potted plant i
got from my aunt for christmas, or should i check myself into
a mental institution of some sort - marissa Is it bad
to be obsessive with school? As in the form of you have an online
class and you are doing a discussion and you want to be the one
who always answers the question right after someone else. Is it
really that bad?? ~JeEpY My great
Uncle Woosiepop always used to say to me "UUURRRRRGH! UUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHH!
WAAAAA" I never knew why, could you shed any light on this
subject? Miss Rogers'
Sweater and I have class tonight and she is quite sick. How long
before she falls asleep and/or dies? McDiablo Do you remember
weird things like random lines from movies or events when you
were, like, three years old? McDiablo I am three
years older than my sister and six years older than my brother.
How sad is it that both of them are taller than me? McDiablo i've been
sick for the last few days.. do i have the plague? - Miss Roger's
Sweater will i manage
multiple hours of classes today without passing out in a pool
of my own drool? - Miss Roger's Sweater Lately,
instead of asking "what's the problem" or "what's
going on" or "what's up" i have been saying "what's
the dilio?". What the hell is the dilio anyways? - SiNiSTaR why do some
people get mad when they read other people's questions? it's not
like it was sent to THEM! i think YOU're the only one with the
right to get mad... aren't you? - SiNiSTaR what sort
of choccies do you like? i like the ones with yoghurt inside them.
and nuts. do you like nuts? - SiNiSTaR did you
know that i could proabaly write a biography on miss rogers sweater/mcdiablo
JUST based on the questions she asks?! Thats cool! Hey, do you
want me to send you a copy? Your not
the same anymore. So I'd better ask a question, do you love Angelina
Jolie as much as I do? Sally is my cold
going away? cuz i can't tell.. - Miss Roger's Sweater why the
hell are they playing a dashboard confessional tune on regis and
kelly when they fade to a commercial? i didn't know regis was
emo! - Miss Roger's Sweater would you
like to come over for a light switch rave? - Miss Roger's Sweater i haven't
had a slurpee since monday.. my cold won't kill me, it'll be the
slurpee withdrawl right? - Miss Roger's Sweater Bastard.
Bastard. Bastard. And what kind of word is quibbly anyway? - Mzebonga I was just
wondering how many lights are in the room you are in? I wonder
this because there is only one light in this room but... yes there
is a but.. it has 3 light bulbs so it is really one light or is
it 3??~JeEpY Once a friend
of mine, and Miss Rogers' Sweater, were driving along the road
in a car and I said something like, "I'd avoid it like a
plague". Miss Rogers' Sweater proceeded to laugh and I am
unsure as to why she did. Even she doesn't know. What is so funny
about what I said? McDiablo Have you
ever been curious to learn what everyone's real names are? McDiablo Why doesn't
my creative writing teacher like my analysis assignments? McDiablo Why do you
have such a stupid website. you must of been dropped on your head
at birth. is it perfectly
naturual to want to KILL EVERYONE IN MY FUCKING SIGHT?!?!! --Syko
Morgana if someone
says to me 'don't eat the mystery meat' but i really WANNA eat
it but they won't let me, what do i do? - SiNiSTaR If I am
a girl and I seriosly love one of my friends that is a girl too
does that mean I am lesbien? What is
on the other side of the glass wall? If I keep
eating and eating and eating, will I explode, or merely stop breathing
and die quietly? FartMonkey I recently
discovered that I have the Great Tic-Tac of Italy. Do you know
where the Great TicTac of France is, and what flavor it would
be? FartMonkey Is it unusual
to get a potted plant for your birthday from a friend who knows
you don't like plants? Why did
you decide to pretend to be a sock monkey? Why not anything else? WHY is there
2 titles there? There has to be a "deeper" reason, right?
And why am I so God damned tired?? Since roses
aren't always red and violets are never blue, is sugar still sweet,
but sweeter than you? *kira* If I like
pickles and peanut butter...but not together. Would it tastes
horrible to blend them together in the blender?*kira* Why did
Kamikazee pilots wear helmets? *kira* Is 10:36am
really early? McDiablo It seems
everyone around me is getting sick. How long until my immune system
fails me? McDiablo Is there
really a difference between things that are naturally flavored
and artificially flavored? For example, isn't the only way something
strawberry-flavored is going to be NATURALLY flavored is if it
is, indeed, a strawberry? Isn't everything that's strawberry flavored
and isn't actually a strawberry artificially flavored?? FartMonkey Why is it
so cold down here? McDiablo what is
today's date? Please complete
this sentence: My ideal day would consist of torturing and eventually
killing (list 5 people)___,___,____,____, and ____. FartMonkey For the
last hour I have been drinking a bottle of Windex which I was
convinced was Mountain Dew. Are there any health issues that I
should watch out for in connection with my high levels of Windex-intake?
FartMonkey Am I a loser?
FartMonkey What do
you do, when you like someone, and they like you, but you cannot
betogether, because of location? And if you have a spare room,
and both of you "higher athourities" don't mind, what
should we do? there's
this guy called Domzy who is being a sonofawhore. i'd like to
bash him up (verbally). help me out? what do i say? all you need
to know is he's a sex maniac sonofawhore with a brain the size
of a chickpea. - SiNiSTaR Is this
thing we call "sanity" just an elaborate hoax? FartMonkey Say I am
walking past somebody's house carrying a can of gasoline, with
no intention of burning it down, just walking past. Then a meteor
crashes into the house and it explodes into flames. The guy who
lives there comes out cuz he thinks I did it. What do I do? FartMonkey Isn't jumping
out of moving planes even more fun without a parachute? FartMonkey If you hang
yourself, but right before you die from the hanging, you shoot
yourself in the head, what do they put for your cause of death?
FartMonkey I fell down
the stairs yesterday and instead of getting injured, I got rabies.
How did this happen? FartMonkey is the ceilling
laughing at me?--Syko Morgana did you
hear that?--Syko Morgana 'GO HERE
TO ASK A QUESTION!' says the link. My goodness, someone was enthusiastic
when they made that, weren't they? McDiablo This dude
on a message board I go to randomly added me to his MSN and proceeded
to ask me a lot of questions. He seems pretty cool, but what do
you think? Should I block him? McDiablo Languages
are weird. Don't you agree? McDiablo how come
all the good alternative rock artists who really express emotions
in thier music never get awards? how do you
hancuff a one armed man? how come
you can kill a deer and hang it on your wall but ts illegal to
keep one as a pet? why do we
feel blue? and what color does a murf turn when hes down? what does
the K in K-mart stand for? So my friend
finds a dildo in the trashcan of my Chem teacher.....she took
it home....should we tell the teacher about the "finding"???
Chunky Flamingo Testicles a moose
has come to slay your children. what are we going to do?! where do
peanuts come from?--Syko Morgana what stains
your teeth What's the
word in your hood? McDiablo Soccer =
football, football = rugby, rugby = American football...should
we just eliminate this word 'football' to avoid further confusion?
McDiablo What country
would you most like to visit? McDiablo Whats the
point of life if you masterbate
someone who's in a coma, will they orgasm? How come
with you ask your friends questions they procrastinate on telling
you the answer as if it really were a big deal but it really is
not?~JeEpY Through
all theese years, I have kept alve in my one remaining childhood
Catholic fantasy: I'm hoping that some day a new pope will chose
the name corky. Just once in my life, I want to look up at that
balcony and see His Holiness, pope Corky IX. I think you'd have
to skip straight to nine to give him credibitlity , Don't you
? Somehow, pope Corky the first doesn't command a great deal of
authority. That's because some names are inapprpriate in the wrong
settings. You won't find many Cchuyler Vanderpools blowin' into
a harmonica an death row ; no one in need of brain surgery is
breakin' down the door to see Dr. Lucky Lipshitz; and I'm sure
only the most devoted aficionado would pay money to see a ballet
dancer named Bruno McNulty. On the other hand, you'll know that
America has relaxed its hoplessly tight asshole if we het a president
named booger, Skeeter,T-Bone,or Downtown President Brown, you'll
know that finaly this country is a relaxed comfortable place to
live. The point is, there are emotional values that attach to
names; they carry psychological baggage. Just think of the Old
West. I'm sure if Billy the Kid's name had been Billy the Schmuck,
people wouldn't have been afraid. "Who's that ridin' into
town?" "Billy the Schmuck" "Oh. Well, Fuck
'im!" Would anyone have paid to see a Wild West show if the
star attraction was Buffalo Shecky? Using this approach,western
movies would have been completely unbelievable: "Hey Shemp!
Go get Sheriff Wuackenbush, there's gonna be trouble. Two-gun
Noodleman and Wild Bill Swackhammer are drunk, and they;re lookin'
for Deadeye Stoopnagle." This also applies to the legendary
criminals of the thirties.
Do you think the police would've spent a lot of time looking for
Pretty Boy Heffleflekker? And what about Jack the Ripper ? If
his name had been Wally, I don't think people would have been
afraid to walk the streets of London. Not if they thought Wally
the Ripper was on the loose. "Who's that? Wally,who ? Wally
the Ripper? Ha-ha-ha-ha! Really? Wally the Ripper, indeed! Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
i mean what do you have to say about this ? Do you realy think
Corky the Pope and T-Bone the president would go down in history
? What collor socks are you wearing ? - NNY' Do you think
Ghandi ate milk-duds ? Isn't a cemetary where dead people live
? We have Mileage,ardage,and footage, why don't we have inchage
?-NNY' Do you think
it would sell if I bought a canvas and looked at a picture of
britney spears so that I threw up on the canvas, and framed it?
FartMonkey What do
you do if a turtle pulls a gun on you? FartMonkey When you
plug your earphones into your cd player, or whatever player, how
does the sound know to go through the little wires and out the
earphones instead of out through the speakers? FartMonkey Do you support
my decision to no-questions-asked blow away any children caught
singing 'I'm a Little Teapot'? FartMonkey What's up
with the four questions you have listed that you won't answer
anymore, with the photosynthesis and the needle sterilizaton?
Have people asked those questions many times? Aren't there any
more you'd like to put on there? FartMonkey Which is
a better excuse to strangle someone, no matter who it is doing
it: Person A is caught singing a britney spears song and Person
B is caught wearing britney-inspired clothing and acting all britney-like,
including quotes and actions (assuming that her lone functioning
brain cell has enough power to generate quotes, if she even HAS
a lone functioning brain cell)? Don't
you think it must be really convenient for britney spears to have
her initials summarize her entire career? Are you getting tired
of all these b.s. questions? FartMonkey Last question
for now: What do I do if I am surfing the site and I get sucked
into the page about the murderous reindeer? Is it just humans
that they kill, and sock monkeys are safe? Please say yes? FartMonkey Really !
Wow, I suppose your alright but you don't email me anymore. Did
I do something wrong? Sally why does
alcohol kill brain cells allo, yah
stupid fuck! (that was my best drunk british accent , what do
you think) - marissa Are you
ok DC?..You seem a little..different..Need a hug?*offers hug*~SG* hey dc,
i was sick for a while and kinda neglected you. i am truly sorry,
can you forgive me? or do i have to give you money.. - Miss Roger's
Sweater is today
'everyone come over so that my little sister doesn't get any homework
done today day'? cuz it sure seems like it - Miss Roger's Sweater how did
i become an instant babysitter for my brother's girlfriend's baby?
what if he needs his diaper changed? - Miss Roger's Sweater are people
in my creative writing class gonna think tonight that the story
that i wrote is weird? - Miss Roger's Sweater have you
ever read mrs. dalloway? - Miss Roger's Sweater Why do they
have so many warning labels? Why is it that you can never find
the last peice of the puzzle? Why is it that all the people in
the westren movies have white teeth? What do
you do when your mom hides all the benadryl?--Syko Morgana Am I been
stalked and does he want to kill me? Some people
believe that we are going to repeat everything that has happened
in time...along with the whole innocent era. Do you think that
man can take a "few" steps back and become pure again?
Chunk Flamingo Testicles Why are
people following the orders of a man who has chocked on a pretzel?(bush)
Chunky Flamingo Testicles Is it normal
to want to piss on the floor whenever you get excited....? Chunky
Flamngo Testicles Where am
I? Where is my body? Darkness surrounds me and I cannot see, but
I can feel the presence of many many people, even you DC! What
has become of me? Who do this to me??? Which do
you prefer: Hot of cold weather?? ~JeEpY How come
when it is cold out everyone wants it to be hot and when it is
hot out everyone wants it to be cold? WHY can't they just be happy
with what they got? ~JeEpY u know how
people are always going on about how the glass is half ful, or
it's half empty.... have they ever considered that the damn glass
is just twice as big as it needs to be??? due to the fact that
greedy ass people insist on consuming more than they should then
the fat asses complain that they're fat and no one loves them
. is the baby
gonna distract me so i can't get any homework done tomorrow? -
Miss Roger's Sweater how do you
say mustaches? mustaches or mus-taches? - Miss Roger's Sweater what ever
happened to qzbryan? I love you
insane sock monkey! can I have you? Wow... I've
downloading some Mr. Bungle and it's AWESOME. Im just wondering
what you recommend by either Mr.Bungle or Faith No More? Ive got
The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny by mr bungle. Yup.- LaserMonkey(GrimmKaos) is masterbation
healthy? is the
lump behind my left ear normal? I knew it!
My immune system failed me because I had a sore throat the other
day and now I have a stuffed up nose. Should I still have faith
in my immune system? I think it's done a good job so far. McDiablo Can one
have a fear of unclean clothes? McDiablo How wrong
is it that I have to HIDE the Advil around here? McDiablo Should I
be scared that Miss Roger's Sweater knows the lyrics to most (older)
rap songs? McDiablo Where do
numbers come from? FartMonkey When the
damnhellass is Nurse on Acid part two going to be out? I've been
waiting.. I can't remember how long.. I love your insane stories,
I wish I lived in your head. Can I live in your head? - Fido Dido Did the
question mark die or something? Or does the internet just eat
them? I see lots of questions without question marks.. They are
a vital piece of the English language! - Fido Dido What do
you think of Kurt Cobain? Do you like
tic tacs? they make your breath minty freash how old
should i be to read the sent in questions, and ur responses? When people
say that they are 'back to square one', what squares are they
referring to? And would they be starting at square one? What about
square 0? FartMonkey Do the words
'walrus' and 'volcanic' have any connection, not including drunken
speech slurring? FartMonkey Do you think
it's ok or annoying when somebody says 'Is that cool or what?'
and somebody else says 'What' ? FartMonkey Does it
help the world when I sit at my computer with a shotgun and blow
away each popup ad as it comes up, thus killing it and making
sure that nobody else in the world ever has to deal with it? Will
their minions ever run out? Isn't there a way to gather up every
popup ad that ever has, does, or will exist and send them all
to bill gates? Would you like to be a part of this activity? Is
this asking way too many questions at once? FartMonkey Do you think
people would actually call if I put up LOST MIND posters all over
the city? I would have to have a picture of my mind on the poster
and a name it fails to respond to, wouldn't I? Should I actually
do this at my school? Should I take pictures? FartMonkey DC help
me. My best guy friend is ditching me to become a..a...*trys to
get the word out*..Prrr...PRREE...PREIST! *pukes* How should I
stop this HORRID THING FROM HAPPENING or should I just let him
go?--Syko Morgana are you
easy like sunday morning?--Syko Morgana what is
the most funniest thing that has happened to you in the past 6
months?--Syko Morgana How many
years in jail will I get for throwing the baby in the river?--Syko
Morgana Why do all
religions only ask you to go on faith but have no proof that thats
the right one to go with, I think that religions were started
just cause people didn't want to believe that when they died that
was it and they cease to be. But why I am the only one who seems
to notice this and why can noone else seem to grasp this when
I try to wxplain this to them? I have never
had cheesecake before, ever, really, and everyone i have told
this to have verbaly raped me for it dose this make me a freak why are
people at my schoolalways evesdropping on me when im talking of
needing some ass and cheescake "preferably at the same time"?
its not like im talkig to them an di wisper i think its a conspiracy,
just cause im like the only white person in like every 20 people
at my school its a conspiracy against the white people damnit
its a conspiracy Have you
ever invented anything? McDiablo So how DOES
one run rampant? FartMonkey Hey...I
just realized that the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little
star are the SAME FREAKING EXACT SONG...how come??FartMonkey That stupid
wicked witch of the southwest keeps landing on my roof and making
a large racket when I'm trying to sleep. I've tried blowing her
away with my shotgun, to no avail. Do I have to sit on my roof
all night with the hose? Or should I pay a homeless person to
sit up there with the hose, 'cause I've got a Biology test tomorrow?
FartMonkey DC you gotta
help me...exactly every 7 minutes, no matter what, I suddenly
scream out "AYE, LADDIE, THE RAISIN MONKEYS HAVE ARRIVED!!"
and then I proceed to do the Macerena, complete with lyrics and
dancing. Not only do I repeatedly get in trouble for this behavior
in school, but normally, I hate the Macerena. I HATE it. What
can I do? The raisin monkey thing is ok, though I kinda would
like to know what it means. I appreciate any information you could
give me. FartMonkey Ever make
stuff out of duct tape? FartMonkey if your
supposed to kill a vampire by driving a stake through his heart
what happens if you driev it through his crotch Why are
humans stupid? Hiya its
the Cheese Mister here again. Have you missed me?(I know you have
really!) ok what is better? Diet Coke or Lemon Fanta? I cant decide! Yesterday
a strange thing happened. I typed out a question, clicked on the
'send your pathetic question' button and....that stupid 'error'
page came up. Did your website have a moment of rebellion? McDiablo Are you
a neat and tidy sock monkey or can you appreciate clutter? McDiablo How often
should us humans unleash those sides of ourselves that we often
keep hidden? McDiablo What would
you do to the next person who decides to ignore your simple rules
and ask a bagillion questions? McDiablo What is
your favorite type of food?(i need to know this so i can cook
you dinner sometime and then seduce you)--Syko Morgana what the
fuck does the phrase "knock on wood" mean?--Syko Morgana Is it normal
to be born clutching a cigarette lighter? FartMonkey If I were
to tell you that I had made up my own language, would you think
that that could potentially be cool, or that I am a pathetic loser
with no real life? FartMonkey How come
sometimes when people badger you for good question awards, you
give them one, and sometimes they get nothing or a monkey butt?
FartMonkey If you can
get arrested for indecent exposure, will you just get fined decent
exposure? FartMonkey Is it ok
that every time I see the word CHINA I go into a frenzy of spitting
at peoples right eyes? Some wierd
things have happened to me this evening. First a had a horrible
headache so I took some aspirin. I gagged and couldn't swallow
the aspirin properly so I chewed it up and swallowed it and it
tasted awful. Here I am hours later, and my headache is still
here, and also I am sleepy, which I never ever am until at least
midnight. What's up with all this? What happens
if instead of a proper mouse for my computer, I get a real mouse
and connect its tail to the wires, will it work? Why haven't
you ansered you questions in like 70 years?? Oh wait...its only
been 2 days..wow that acid really things some does to you well now
you can finally move onto the next stage of existance... be glad
to be rid of the body... -DC Be Glad??? How am I going to have
sex? Since you
have a Good Question Award section to look at, why don't you make
a section for the Stinky Monkey Butt awards? So we can laugh at
those sad pathetic losers! -DZ i want to
take a nap but i have a guitar lesson in a few hours and need
to practice.. what should i do? - Miss Roger's Sweater was shania
twain lip synching during the half time show of the superbowl?
- Miss Roger's Sweater is there
an actual point to football except to give guys a reason to beat
each other up in spandex? - Miss Roger's Sweater will my
essay on mrs. dalloway (the virgiinia woolf book) be good enough
for Al? - Miss Roger's Sweater How do you
feel about, moldy choclate cover bull testicles?-Blir That Trevor
Dunn dude that JCP interviewed sure doesn't like the Smurfs. Can
you appreciate the Smurfs? McDiablo Is that
Fruictus shampoo really as evil as my mom says it is? McDiablo What do
you think of a character in a book who just randomly starts dancing?
McDiablo why do people
have sex Can you
give me three stinky-butts for been a loser? What is
THAT behind you? what was
the last thing you ate Who is the
blueberry man? Did he really try to kill me? I thought he was
my buddy...Does he really just scheme against everybody? ~Ryan Dont you
get tired of answering these simpley idiotic questions?-Armed
hands What word
do you hate the most?-Armed hands Are you
a pyromaniac,and is it a bad thing when you burn half your blanket
off- Armed_hands (by the way Armed_hands and Blir are the same
person just one is 11and one is 22...hehehe dont tell). Do dyslexics
believe in GOD? And why do Americans insist on calling burgers
"ham -burgers", when they are made of beef? Oh, by the
way, did I tell you the joke about DE JA VU? Last night
I woke up finding myself strapped onto a operation table. This
was this mad man called Frankenstein who was operating on my brain,
with his insane side kick (you guessed it) Igor. They were connecting
my brain to a whole lot of other brains. Igor told me they were
going to give me distinct personalities of those brains. The other
brains were in jars with there names on it. They were: A. Hitler,
J. Stalin, O. Wilde, E. Presly, G. Picasso..... and many more.
They must have been really great people!!! Is what happening to
me cool or what? If I die...
I come back as BIG black bird that picks at bodies. I go from
war to war just picking at bodies... This be good life, No? i really
kind of liked jcp's journal until you took it off and put it on
the members only area boy that really sucks why does that suck
so much? i wish i had money. are you eventually going to put the
whole site on the members site? Safeway
sells this pop called 'Mountain Cool'...and it is kinda like 'Mountain
Dew'. Couldn't they have thought of a more original name that
better seperates the two apart? McDiablo Why are
there a pair of chemistry glasses next to me...? McDiablo My kitty
is getting spayed right now. Will she be forever pissed at us
or will she go back to being her odd self? McDiablo i have a
girl guide shirt now, should i put my pins and stuff on it, or
throw it with the rest of my laundry.. - Miss Roger's Sweater is it ok
to pretend to be a drowning victim so that my friend can save
me? - Miss Roger's Sweater is it ever
too early to have a slurpee? - Miss Roger's Sweater *is confused
about spleens*What the crap does that thing do?!?...does it swim?my
teacher said it's only in men..then he started laughing...*is
dumb*HELP!...thanks ya!~SG* So what
exactly ARE those little white things that show on your fingernails?
FartMonkey when is
the bananna gugelheim paper festival? will you be my date?--Syko
Morgana what is
phytoplanktin?--Syko Morgana if i rip
all of your stuffing out does that make you dead??--Syko Morgana why do your
ears look like little fat sausage?--Syko Morgana what does
social darwinism mean? who decides
and gives out the good answer awards for the what ifs/questionaires?--Syko
Morgana ok i just
deleted all my porn and now i feel like downloading more of it
wha should i do I'm stuck
in making a desicion. I know people talk about there not being
a God or a higher being and I am starting to think their right
EXCEPT that there is ONE question that still leads me to staying
a Christian. That is how has everything come to be. I am talking
about everything, evelution, animals, dinosaurs, take your pick. Does the
fact that every thursday when I wake up, my hair is bright green
(brown normally..I mean abnormally) have anything to do with the
fact that I was also born on a thursday? FartMonkey Where does
dust come from, what is it, and how does it get into the refrigerator?
FartMonkey What's inside
my eyes? FartMonkey How long
do you think it would take if I were to rip out all my hair, one
strand at a time? FartMonkey Something
I have never figured out: what IS the secret of the lap dancing
sock monkey? FartMonkey I recently
found a video of myself jamming a pair of scissors repeatedly
into my leg, with a large canadian flag behind me, only the colors
on it were all wrong. I do not remember this incident at all.
What does it all mean? FartMonkey True story:
I once, inexplicably, was compelled to go out into my backyard.
It was right after sundown so it was getting darker by the minute.
I completely soaked a pair of my white socks with the hose and
put them on my arms. Then I proceeded to crawl back and forth
across my backyard on my hands and knees singing Yankee Doodle.
I swear I actually did this, for about an hour I think. Does this
incident signify the start of my insanity, and do I get points
for having done this? FartMonkey Some people
say that money makes the world go round. I say it has something
more to do with the improper distribution of fat people on the
planet. What do you think? FartMonkey
do you like
old-time blues such as leadbelly, son house, willie brown, and
charley patton? my girlfriend
bought me a jim beam belt buckle at the flea market for 2 bucks.
is that not cool? how are
the cops in canada? are they as thuggish and brutal as here in
america? what if
all of a sudden you had night vision and you got up to get a glass
of water and you noticed your grandpa "whackin the turkey"
on the living room couch?? the space shuttle
crashing sux - what do u think? Can you
link me to the send us money thingie ? i can't find it. Yes yes,
belive it or not i'm sending you stuff. the first
sentence i ever said was "fuckin had coffee" am i fucked
? irish psycho this guy
@ my school sent an e-mail to everyone(we are given an e-mail
address to improve our technological skills) that sed that i went
to a concert with a wretched-bastard-unpopular kid and his mom.
it was true but i never told anyone. the kid also asked if i wanted
to dance with him @ the next dance. i sent the e-mail about the
dance to everyone too. is that good enough revenge? what can i
do to him that won't get me kicked out of my school? irish psyhco my real
name is Arianna (R-EE-ONN-ah). i think it's greek. isn't it weird?
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i
luv my bf but i don't think he luvs me as much as i luv him. what
shuld i do?