The lap dancing sock monkey.
Choose your own adventure.

 

You say "Yes, definitely worth the twenty dollars."   She is pleased with this reply, smiles and then goes back into the hotel.  She comes out, says goodbye, then closes the door.  You are now outside alone.  Suddenly a meteorite drops out of the sky killing you instantly.  You are dead but you are the first person killed by a falling meteorite.

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