The lap dancing sock monkey.
Choose your own adventure.

You cross the street, making sure no cars are coming.  You cross safely, cheering when you get to the other side.  Some kids laugh at you, and you give them the finger.

You continue to the store and go in.  You ask the kid working there to use the bathroom.  He looks at you like you're an idiot and says "No."   You then take the bingo displays and beat him senseless with them.  Bingo tickets and scratch tickets are everywhere.  You grab a bunch and leave.

You run to a nearby field and scratch all the tickets.  You find one that is a winner!  You just won 50,000!  Lucky you!

What do you do?

Cash it in baby!

Bury it



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