Same letters in their names, all you have to do
is move the N.
No coincidence that they both look the same. They're
fat, have beards, and are known to wear a lot of red.
Likes to hear children laugh, which sounds almost
exactly like children crying.
Santa enjoys punishing the 'bad' children by giving
them coal. Satan resides in the eternal flames of hell, and conveniently
has access to a lot of coal.
Enjoys torturing people by tightly wrapping gifts.
You spend five minutes opening it up, only to find out that it's
just socks, or something useless. Then, the torture continues
as you smile and pretend you like it so you don't look like a
Claims he can 'see you when you're sleeping' etc.
This is just damned creepy.
Wants places 'lit up'. This symbolizes the burning
flames of hell. Same goes for Christmas trees.
If having to spend a lot of time with family members and people you hate isn't hell on earth, I don't know what it.
Encourages the use of statues, posters, flags
and other decorations with his image on it. Not only that, but
he has others dress up as him and lie to children.
Encourages kids to want and demand toys/things
that other kids have, or to have them to rub into the faces of
Likes to bounce children on his lap and then give
them things if they've been 'good'.
Flies around the world on a sleigh, breaking into
peoples homes and leaving them tempting gifts and trinkets to
play with. By doing this, he buys your soul for another year.
Red-nosed reindeer? Sounds more like a demondeer.
Each of the reindeer have their own names, and
must be specifically called by name to 'fly'. Everyone knows that
demons can only be controlled by using their names. The demondeer
must be bound to Santa/Satan, forced to haul his sleigh through
Magic bag of toys. Witchcraft, plain and simple.
The name Christmas. What it actually stands for
is christ massacre. It's not when Jesus was born, (his character was actually
born in October), it's when people are supposed to go out and
kill christians. The term 'Merry Christmas' is actually from someone
mishearing someone saying "I wish you kill many christians."
Constant laughing. Everyone knows that evil people
like to give out a great big laugh when they're doing something
evil. Santa/Satan seems to be constantly laughing, with an insane
twinkle in his eye.