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Located in:
BC, Canada


About : McDiablo was born in the early 1980’s. She has a younger sister and brother—they are both taller than her. Her parents are also taller than her. She has lived in British Columbia and in the same house all her life.

McDiablo likes cats, not dogs, and ninja, not pirates. However, she adores her dictionary and thesaurus equally.

Due to an operation that removed a hunk of cheese (aka: a tumour) from her humerus bone, McDiablo now sets off metal detectors in airports. She is now one-quarter bionic and can deliver deadly shoulder checks.

While she is a recovering Slurpee-a-holic, McDiablo is far from quitting her T-shirt addiction. Her shirts are cooler than yours will ever hope to be. Some of her favourites include a Gangsta Shakespeare, handicap humour, and an X-ray of her ribcage.

In her spare time, McDiablo likes to write, draw, play Playstation 2 (or Coleco Vision if she’s feeling old school), read, listen to music, and hang out with Emerald. She also heads the top-secret-but-not-really ninja army, which is coming to kill you soon. Be on the lookout for them…which is pointless, really. They’re goddamn NINJA!

Movies - The Breakfast Club, Empire Records, The Princess Bride, The Return of the Jedi, Shakespeare in Love, The Fifth Element, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Happy Gilmore, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Love Actually, Garden State.

TV Shows - C.S.I., Whose Line is it Anyway?, Scrubs, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (hell yes!).

Books / Authors - A Wild Sheep Chase and After the Quake [Haruki Murakami], Fight Club [Chuck Palahniuk], For Those Who Hunt the Wounded Down [David Adams Richards], The House Across the Cove [Barbara Hall].

Music - 311, Alkaline Trio, Alexisonfire, Ambulance LTD, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Billy Talent, Bleach, Blindside, Coldplay, The Clash, The Cure, David Bowie, Death Cab For Cutie, Duran Duran, The Early November, Eve 6, Fall Out Boy, Franz Ferdinand, Funeral for a Friend, Guster, The Hives, Hot Hot Heat, Ima Robot, Incubus, Jurassic 5, The Get Up Kids, Matchbook Romance, Matthew Good, Matthew Good Band, Maxeen, Metallica, Metric, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Millencolin, Minus the Bear, MxPx, My Hotel Year, My Chemical Romance, Murder by Death, NOFX, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, Pennywise, Planes Mistaken for Stars, Public Enemy, Rage Against the Machine, Rancid, Razorlight, Run-DMC, The Shins, Simple Minds, Snow Patrol, Sparta, The Special Goodness, Stellastarr*, Steriogram, Sublime,
Suicide Machines, System of a Down, Straylight Run, Swollen Members, Taking Back Sunday, Travis, Thursday, U2, Ultimate Fakebook, Weezer.

I always blank out when making lists like these. I'll wake up in the middle of the night and scream,
"I should have added THAT!". Zounds...