long has this site been around?
Since 1996, go read the history
Can you guys add
a link to my website?
We link back to those who link
to us in our community section..
So I emailed you
to say I wanted to be added to your community, but I'm still not
there? It's been 5 minutes, wtf?
Obviously we try to get to updating this
stuff, however, if you haven't even bothered to put a link on
your site to us, then we'll simply delete your request and move
on. Plus, we pretend to have lives so just bloody well wait for
us to update the links.
Are you actually
selling Sock Monkey Porn Star tshirts?
Yes! Go buy several.
Are you actually selling
No, it's just an article.
Where can I find
a list of recent updates?
I find your site
highly offensive. Please stop.
See that little button that says BACK? All
you have to do is use that or the one that says X, and you won't
have to see us again. It's THAT simple! While you're away from
our site, you might want to pick up a sense of humor.
I love you guys and
I want to move in with all of you and become part of your lives
and maybe even families if you have halfway decent brothers or
sisters (I'm not picky! I'll be mostly imagining your faces on
them anyway.) So where do I tell the moving truck to take my stuff?
The way it works is that you send us great amounts of money for
about 100 years, and then, not only can you move in, you can sleep
in our beds with us. Start sending
money and gifts of appreciation here.
do you have this site?
people needed somewhere to go and read stuff for awhile without
having banners and popups cluttering up their screens.
I start sending in tons of my shit for you to post online?
NO. While you can write us and beg to become a contributor, we
only allow so many active contributors at a time. When a spot
is open, we'll let people know and you can then apply. In the
meantime, create your own website and link
We just can't post everything that everyone sends into us.
the hell are you people and where are you from?
Most of us are from Canada, the
rest are mostly from the UK. Here
is where you find info on each member.
If you're mostly
from Canada and the UK, why are you missing the letter U in your
words like colour, favourite etc?
We're lazy and anti-U.